#PLEASE MATTHEW

[the-eyes-of-andyserkis]

Ok, I'm finally starting on (and re-doing in better quality some that I've already posted) "The Batman" gifs. I don't know how long it'll take me, but here we go! 🫴🦇

[ Part One ] | [ Part Two ] | [ Part Three ] | [ Part Four ]

[punktkachuk]

(the suit is back) he shaved the sides of his hair he is coming back to me

(she’s delusional)

[applesfallingfromblondehair]

is this entire thing screaming Matty wearing Ross's clothes to you too or am I the only one

[hellisagemini]

me if being obsessed with older men was illegal

[arabella-strange]

Wait omg: Chetney & Veth

THE POSSIBILITIES OF THE NEXT EPISODE ARE SENDING ME INTO ORBIT:

Veth & Braius - the horniest throw down of all time feat Sam (x2)

Caleb & Dorian - Caleb (Liam) telling Dorian to get his shit in gear and just TALK to Orym (also Liam)

Fearne & Jester - Ashley and Laura at their most powerful

Yasha & Beau & Fearne & Imogen & Laudna - the gayest thing ive ever seen

Fjord & Cad & Orym - 2 wildmother worshippers who see a small man with a vestige from the wildmother and adopt him immediately

Caleb & Ashton - “my husband said you have a beacon in your head” “yes sir”

Cad & Laudna - two spooky dead people a la the Spider-Man meme

Ashton & Beau - they will either hate each other or love each other

Dorian & Fjord - I truly believe they will match each others freak

Veth & Orym - Sam WILL give Orym (Liam) the shove to talk to Dorian because Sam is a shit-stirrer

Fjord & Imogen - southern to southern connection and then Laura breaks it by being jester and saying “fjord you’re doing the old accent again” and Travis’s nose starts bleeding

Yasha & Braius - black and white monochrome big baddies

Beau & Orym - fighter to fighter connection

Yasha & Orym - tough, angsty widows who found love in a (literal) hopeless place

Braius & Jester & Veth - “wait, why do you look so familiar?”

[meerkatzthings]

god created men and sent matt sturniolo as an apology

HIS SMILE HES SO ??????,??

[pangloss-artee]

my little meow meow

[gublerreid]

“he’s so fine”

and it’s the nerdiest, most awkward man you have ever seen. except it’s me, i’m not the man, but the person that’s saying he’s fine, and i will never say otherwise.

LIKE.. you can’t tell me you don’t want to do the nastiest, most unspeakable things to this man.

(if digital footprints real, they might stone me.)

[nyancrimew]

after the earlier coverage from Crikey on australian government use of mSpy, Matthew Petti now provides similar coverage for US government use instead! very happy to have helped with this coverage as well

once again my original broad coverage of the mSpy leak can be found on my website!

[the-eyes-of-andyserkis]

[ Part One ] | [ Part Two ] | [ Part Three ] | [ Part Four ]

[mind-lost-in-the-stars]

for those of you who are are blessed enough to not be on the cesspool that is Twitter, Jon fucking Matteson is officially on he nice list <3

[y3sterdaysproblem]

guys hear me out when I say this please…. invisalign matt is the sexiest matt🤭

[sunrisemill]

HIDE THE RAZORS 🪒

I’m begging them to just grow it out

[fannyyann]

Reporter:Good morning, Stanley Cup Champion, Matthew Tkachuk. Matthew:I said every time he writes something bad about me this year he has to throw that in there to make it a little better.

[karfild]

my beautiful princess with disorder

[reidsw1fe]

oh my god, hes so beautiful😭😫😫😭😭😭😭