#PLEASE LET HER MARRY ME
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BUNNY SUIT EMERY DOODLE YIPPPEEE-
(ok I promise I’ll have something better- LIKE WAAAYYYY BETTER THAN THIS >:D HAHAHHAHAHA-)
#BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#BLOO#BLOOOOIE#BLOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYY#I CAN'T#I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE#AROOOOOOOO#AHHHHHHHHH#I'M GOING INSANE#I'M GONNA FUCKINNNNN DIEEEEEEEEES#THIS IS SO GOOD#IS SHE SINGLE#PLEASE#PLEASE LET HER MARRY ME#HUDHDHDHEHEJEH#PLEEEEAAAAASE#I CAN'T KEEP DOING THISSSSSS#ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH#RAAAAAAHHHHHHGH
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Spending some time together
#Y’all don’t KNOW how much I love Mipha#I wear her armor all the time and have her picture in my house#Nintendo let me marry her for realsies PLEASE#miphlink#mipha#link loz#mipha x link#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#the legend of zelda#fanart#moss draws
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Find yourself a girl that matches your silliness.
#bg3#connecticut tav#shadowheart#together they make one whole dummy#gif set#moon bird#i'm sorry I've been so inactive rn#there's a backlog of asks waiting for me I'll start going through them tomorrow since I'm having friday off#but tonight please enjoy these gifs because I made it to act 2 <3#let the angst begin <3#the second gif is the first moment Connie thought to himself 'I'm going to marry her'#followed by 'what are you talking about#I gained resistance to poison with the previous level up'
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lwaxana telling odo she’ll be there if he gets tired of waiting for kira breaks my fucking heart i’m so serious
#shes such a loud and vibrant character and seeing her like. letting herself take second place just hurts my heart#leave odo alone and marry me please please please please#star trek#star trek ds9#lwaxana troi
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Zora princess x zelda in eow pleaspleasepleasepleeeeaaaaseeeeeeweee
#shut up about the zelinkkkkkkk#pleASE i NEED zelda to uave a girlfriend carnally#let me marry her...... let me romance the zora girl like i got to in aoc...#snail speaks
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A little Karlach appreciation ❤️🔥
Taters
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#karlach#bg3 karlach#karlach cliffgate#larian please#let me marry her fr#mama k#digital art
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I wanna kiss her so bad
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#shes so pretty#like omg#id let her stab me with a cake server <3#married in red#bok su go#please one chance
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I got a little carried away there But there are some more things I want to talk about.
(Let's not all act surprised at once)
Like, this is the first time THIS version of Watanuki (post Memory Loss) is seeing his (probable?) parents’ faces. He can’t remember what they looked like or much about them, so THIS will be his first formative moment actually ever seeing them.
I also quite like the look of shock on Lava Lamp’s face. UNDERSTANDABLE. He’s been going through quite a lot of Events all at once, and now suddenly time is collapsing, his (probable) parents are out of their jam jar prison looking the same age as him, and also his brother/twin/clone/other self has just shown up unannounced as they all hang out in the void. I would be shocked too!
Meanwhile, some other minor details! Their mother(?) looks at Watanuki with so much instant affection that I have no doubt that these probably are their parents, even if Clamp haven’t said the words “These are their parents” just yet. There’s such a gentle relief and unfiltered joy in her gaze as she looks to Watanuki - they had hoped for him to continue to exist, and here she can finally see that the wish came true.
Also. Complete side note, but the more I try to describe who I'm talking about the more I realise there is a hilarious number of Syaorans and Sakuras on this page.
Like, how many Syaorans are there? Two? NOPE sorry there are three Syaorans here, and maybe two Sakuras - but one of the Sakuras is actually the combination of two different Sakuras at once. And depending on Time shenanigans, the number of Sakuras is actually anywhere between 1 and 4 - but technically 2 for now!
But speaking of Syaoran mathematics let’s also look at the right-most Syaoran’s expression there. Would you say it’s mostly neutral? A little… emotionless?
An interesting detail wouldn’t you say?
I’ve lightly suggested it in passing before but now I’m mostly convinced that, actually, yes, Clamp probably would write a timeline where your clone is also your dad.
And there IS space in the timeline for it. Right after Nihon - Syaoran vanishes for an indeterminate amount of time. Enough time to make this all make sense? PERHAPS.
And if that was true then my other leading guess would be that the Super Sakura would be their mother…? Eventually? Which would mean that she’s in this picture twice here.
#WHICH LIKE#The Sakura mathematics on that are Incredible all on its own#INCLUDING THE FACT THAT IT WASN’T HER ORIGINAL NAME#Please let this be the answer it’s so funny to me#Not liveblogging the reservoir chronicle#xxxholic#xxxholic 92#Watanuki#Lava Lamp Guy#Sakura#Super Sakura#Mysterious Lava Lamp Family Figures#Jam Jar of Dreams#Like you make a friend one day#And then time gets reset and you get trapped in a bubble#And your clone falls in love with HIS clone#His second clone I mean#And then YOUR clone comes back in time and fuses with you#To become your friend’s mother all along#So like YOU aren’t his mother#But some part of you will be in like twenty years#Which is wild#But also maybe that future fusion of you is still in love with that clone of your friend#And so you marry the clone to give birth to your friend#And then hop in a jam jar to save the future
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Have you ever noticed that pretty much everybody in Shakespeare's histories is an awful parent? Now you can rank them according to your tastes in (bad) parenting with my tier list maker:
I probably forgot somebody (please tell me if I did) and also all of the parent-adjacent characters are included according to my personal tastes (mostly because Falstaff does a LOT of (weird) parenting and deserved a spot and then pulled a bunch of other people along with him).
Here's mine:
#shakespeare#shakespeare's histories#tier list#richard ii#1 henry iv#2 henry iv#henry v#1 henry vi#2 henry vi#3 henry vi#richard iii#king john#justifications:#john of gaunt is really nice to henry in their appearance together. it's sweet!#richard duke of york may SUCK but he is pretty darn nice to his kids. one of very few people who doesn't constantly insult richard jr#margaret got moved down to b tier for bringing her kid along to watch her torture a guy to death. but points for the unique bonding activit#owain glyndwr is a good dad. lets his daughter marry an englishman!#everybody in C tier is trying their best i think#hal didn't *mean* to die before even meeting his son but he Did. i'm sorry.#cecily probably deserves f tier for constantly insulting her son but to be fair he *is* evil#everyone in f tier directly or indirectly causes the death of their child#except for bolingbroke#he just sucks#don't tell your son you wish you could replace him with someone else's son! and don't call him a degenerate!#no wonder hal replaces him with a weird drunkard.#the yellow characters are only designated as parents because my notes say their historical equivalents were#and yes my source for that is my annotations in a book that i wrote down probably two years ago now#PLEASE correct me if i'm being an idiot#or if i forgot anybody!#also can you tell that i haven't read king john?
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little arwen doodle
#drawing#art#digital art#arthur pendragon#gwen pendragon#fanart#bbc merlin#bbc merlin fanart#we love a possessive queen#someone looked a little too long at her man and she said hold on one moment please#let me remind the people he’s MINE#i think also tbh she would do shit like this if she caught someone looking at her too long too#like bitch IM MARRIED
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Rey, who is in my very biased opinion, one of the funniest "girls" I have because she's just a guy, truly. Like Rey is just short for Reynold because he was recruited by a a goddess to help the hero she selected and the hero is conveniently Reynold's younger brother. So he agrees to help under the condition that the goddess gives him a female body for the other world. She's like "really odd flex but whatever" and gives him a female form and he's like "you know. I can't really blame anyone but myself for not specifying 'please don't turn me into a Lisa Frank personification'."
#my characters#ya know since i draw daily idk if ill do any challenges this month#i know theres a LOT of them out there but i might hold off and do huevember as a challenge and let this month just be chill#for what its worth he only asks for a female body because his baby brother (like 10 years younger than him)#commented ONE TIME ugh its so weird to have you dote on me like this#why couldnt you have been an older sister or look less suspicious#so when sent to help his brother hes like RIGHT GOT IT GIRL TIME LIKE THE MOST LOGIC COURSE OF ACTION#then does a really good job at helping the hero and then gets abducted by the demon army and#as rey keeps challenging the demons checking on him in the dungeon (who are all very kind?) to just interrogate him already#and they just ask why would they do that? they just wanted her outta the way for a bit#cause they dont actually want to hurt anyone and then the demon lord keeps personally visiting rey and continues#to point out how she gives him a headache and how the core is different than the shell#and so then he offers to revert rey back to his original form and reynold immediately accepts#and so now hes just a guy again surrounded by v nice demons#and hes like please just be mean ive been trained to handle violence you have to stop being nice#im not used to nice ok you have to be mean or else im going to develop stockholm syndrome#and the demons are just ?? we dont .... dont know.... what that is.......... what.....#then he gets engaged to the demon lord and all is well ! he becomes the trophy husband to the demon lord#and the world is saved (it was never at risk)#i have a lot of love for the idiots in this plot#because reynold and sascha are literal husbands thinking oh no my beloved husband is only married out of convenience to meeee#and solei is the goddess who recruited him and is so mad that reynold is more of a gremlin than sascha#like why is this mere mortal somehow worse than THE DEMON LORD how in the world#and reynold runs around just adopting all of the demon army and is like yeah#ill be the trophy husband with a hundred kids and a hot 7ft tall demon husband who can change into a huge dragon#and hes really content in this role!#but for a while he does appear as rey and hates how much of a highlighter he is
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I hate when people remind me that Matthew's dating, like please don't, let me live in my delusion that we've been married for 55 years and we're still in love as we were when we first met ugh
#like can't a girl just be happy with her imagination????#like please#let me be#he's married to ME hoes#Meeeeeee oooooooohhh I'm the only one of me#baby that's the fun of meEEEEEEEEEE OoOoOhh#mgg#i love matthew gray gubler he's my man#matthew gray gubler
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I wish she smoked a cigar so she could put it out on me
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#she said she's happy with her husband MERYL PLEASE LET ME HOMEWRECK#marry me meryl mei qi#the jojolands
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The way I choked at the lannister events in the season final. These men can't help but be stuck under the thumb of a strong woman. Achilles heel much. On another note maybe I'm a lannister man.
#anyway idk who she is or if she is even a she#all i know is that i love (her) and id father (her) children. or be (her) wife. marry me admiral.#let me be her wife please thats all im asking#nemos thoughts#house of the dragon#sharako lohar#tyland lannister
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it cooks me to death how arlecchino is canonically a scary caretaker and insanely husband material btw . the most gentleman ever . my god i need her so bad i'm gonna spiral
#sora.txt#I WANT TO HAVE A SCARY MARRIED DYNAMIC!!!!!!!!!! I WANT HER TO CALL ME LITTLE WIFE!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT HER TO SAVE ME#AND NEVER LET ME LEAVE THE HOUSE PLEASE EPLEASEEEEEESKJFGHJK OGUGGHHHHH#im sorry .#need her to get hard when i clearly try hard to refer to her as father like everyone else even tho she is my husband .#and get a little deranged when i do call her husband like it should be . fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuckkkkkkkk
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does anyone else ever think about the fact that kory deserved the world and instead all she got was a team of whiny losers (affectionate)
#like not even dick is being decent to her and she's just. she's always so nice#kory 'i want to kill so badly please let me kill' anders: let's use kind words everybody#wally and roy fighting like an old married couple is objectively funny tho#new teen titans#koriand'r#roy harper#wally west#new teen titans v1 031
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