#PLEASE FUCKING RAIL ME

[magalimachete]

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM CUMMINGGGGG

MY CERVIX IS FLUTTERING!!!!! MY THIGHS ARE PULSING! MY NIPPLES ARE TWITCHING!!! HOLY MUTHAFUCKIN HELL!!!!

YALL LOOK AT BIG DICK DADDY TRUE FORM SUKUNA!!!!!!

FUCKKKKKKK IMOH MY GOD

[theactualsunshinechild]

[bloodypeachblog]

Imagine Boothill saving you from some bandits and then him lifting you over his shoulders, then saying to the bandits as he gently smacks your ass, "Sorry, fellas. This ascot is mine."

[luselih]

animals || acheron

full nelson w acheron 😋 w very hinted/written in mind chubby reader (consent is not stated there and she ignored your beg so very much cnc (non con coded), will edit later)

“fuuck!— please, ohmygod! acheron! im sorr— so so sorry, please! my pussy, going to break-“

You chocked out as moans and gasps continued echoing through the room for hours now as tears steamed down your cheeks as droll escaped from side of your lips, your soft body caged on top of her body as she continued to mercilessly bully her too big cock into your tight little hole.

Her chest pressed against your back as she flexes her hips as she penetrates you so fully that it makes your stomach bulge so visibly. Her arms wrapped tightly underneath back of your knees and pulled back to it’s maximum as her hands rested behind your neck, forcing you to tilt your head down and stare at your vagina practically getting demolished and all because you wanted to mess up with her and do a little prank with her, saying you meet up with no one else but her ex, Black Swan in a bar and cheated on her.

You sweared it was just for teasing, you don’t like her or did anything like that immediately after seeing her expression but Acheron didn’t listened, she picked up you like a piece of paper and threw you over her shoulder as she give your ass a firm slap that made you yelp out loud as she carried you to your bedroom. Next thing you know you are clinging for the life as she blows your guts out.

“What’s wrong? can’t take any more? I thought you are a strong little girl? too much??”

Acheron said mockingly as she continued to mark your shoulders like an animal, desperate to make sure that everyone will know that she is having this pretty little cunny every night, that you were hers to love, cherish, support, fuck and ruin you apart and rebuild you again like she wanted too.

“your pussy is definitely not saying the same, sucking me all the way in such positions…”

She even could fell your walls clenching against her, even using you like a little toy without any consent given this time is making you cock drunk is driving her mad insane.

“such a whore for my dick…shameless”

She darkly chuckled as her hands swiftly escaped from your neck to between your legs, pulling and pinching your tiny bud as it made your legs buckle up and let out a chocked scream as her movements didn’t stuttered for a second as head of her cock continue to slam against opening of your cervix with full disrespect as she bullies your pussy open on her unprotected member.

Sooner than later this time, her movements became more intense and erotic as she made your quiver as another climax reached you again and she finally finish inside you, her seed slipping right into your uterus as she turned your head slightly to the side, kissing your cheek sweetly as she lowered your legs softly back to rest on the bed as she lowered her head back to your shoulder as her hand that was between your legs lifted to your stomach and she firmly pressed against your now visibly bulged stomach that makes you gasp and twitch around her as she whispered against your ear, her nose brushing against your neck as other hand found yours and held it in her.

“That’s the reminder that you are only mine.”

[gwendolynnderolo]

just imagining buck and tommy having sex for the first time and buck is doing his normal macho seducer routine cause he’s so used to having to be in charge and tommy just very gently tells buck to let him take the reins and for the first time in his life buck actually gets to give up control during sex and feel taken care of and not like anything is expected of him

just. buck getting to discover everything that comes with being into guys and getting to fully experience that with someone who knows what he’s doing and will both take care of and ~take care of~ him

[feroluce]

SCREAMING CRYING SOBBING COUGHING UP BLOOD-

NO ONE GETS BOOTHILL LIKE DAN HENG GETS BOOTHILL

I was so horribly, deeply enamored by this line-

Fun extra bonus:

because not only does it bring up once again that Dan Heng is uniquely capable of seeing Boothill past all his posturing and showboating, that he can peer straight down into Boothill's core and so easily decipher who he is and what he stands for and read the methods behind his madness where so few others seem able to, but it also means that reticent, no-small-talk Dan Heng talks about Boothill to other people-

that I switched my game to the original Chinese text to see what would translate through. And.

[kabutoden]

FUCK THE KARKAT VANTAS PLUSH THEY CUT ME OFF FOR FUCKING REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

I WAS GOING TO MAKE A KARKAT VANTAS PLUSH AND SELL IT TO THE PEOPLE!! I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!!! I HAD A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE DESIGN AND EVERYTHING!!!! DO YOU SEE THIS FUCKER??? DO YOU SEE HIM??? DO YOU FUCKING SEE HIM?

I SAID IT TO ALL MY FREINDS!! TO MY FAMILY!! 'gonna make a marketable plushie out of this dog hes sellable as fuck' FUCK!!!! THEY FUCKING GOT TO IT BEFORE ME AND THEIR DESIGN ISNT EVEN GOOD!!! WHY IS THE HAIR LIKE THAT ITS FUCKING makeship THEY CAN MAKE SOME PRETTY QUALITY WORK!! ITS GOING TO COST 30 DOLLARS YOU DIDNT FUCKING NEED TO skIMP ON THE HAIR!!!!! PROMISE!!! WHAT IS THIS A FUCKING FNAF PLUSH??? ARE YOU JOKING??? WHO DID YOU COMMISSION TO MAKE THIS PLUSH DEISNGNNNNN WHY IS THE HAIR FLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!!! IT WAS HALF THE REASON I MADE THIS STINKIN COMIC AND NOW I HAVE 60 MORE PAGES I WANT TO FINISH NOOOOO FUCKKKKKKKKKK NOW I HAVE OFFICIAL COMPETITIONNN WHYYYY

its fine. im fine im. FIIIIIINEEEEEEEE. its on me for not working on aphids... f in the fucking chat (this post is not very serious)

[awriternamedart]

saw a post about how flippy floppy gepard is in the story and i figured why not give my very gepard - oriented autism a go

The post mentioned specifcally how seemingly erratic Gepard's choices in the story are. Hes blindly following Cocolia , then hes letting the trailblazers into the city , then hes illegally letting them past him . But heres the thing , these really arent that erratic of changes - first of all , theres years Gepard has been under Cocolias command , and even though he was shown to question it he didnt act.

The explanation is in Gepards character description .

"A captain in the Silvermane Guards and an outstanding warrior of Belobog. He is meticulous and vigilant to the core and always true to himself."

Of Belobog. Note how it says hes a Captain in the Silvermane Guards , but he is of Belobog.

Gepards loyalty is not primarily with the Supreme Guardian, or with the Silvermane Guards. It is to Belobog.

When you take this at heart , his choices begin to make more sense with the story.

Note - Gepard is also used heavily as a literary device to represent the upper half of Belobog in a character , and this should be kept in mind as well.

He follows Cocolia because she convinces him its for the better of Belobog . When the Trailblazers arrive , he brings them to her because if they have a solution , he knows she is the best person for them to help and he trusts that they do . When they conflict in the fortress , Gepard is persuaded by them and his sister that the Trailblazers do in fact have the answer for Belobogs survival and because of this, lets them through .

And his judgement is proven right. In the moments he had to make these pivotable decisions - extremely key decisions might I add - He does let Belobog steer course for survival , he is key in that path as well .

Gepards loyalty does not lay in a single person . His loyalty lies with Belobog , and he chooses to follow and believe the people who he deems the best option to carry out this loyalty with .

Source - Gepard Landau Character Bio , Gepard Landau Character Story 2

also that line is what inspired akrasia lmao ok bye

[reireichu]

dearly beloved, we are gathered here today as it is with sincere regret and pain that i must inform you that as of s02e04, ARMAND STILL HAS NOT YET FUCKED THE OLD MAN.

[mishtidhoi]

aventurine.... scrambling to keep together a semblance of control... surrounded by all sorts of equally dangerous and brutally efficient people and the only one who shows signs of struggle amongst them... theyre competent and thus visible obstacles since for him Relationships and his allies are the ultimate cards in his hand ... aventurine on that one 4* lc... "final victor"... aventurine saying he needs only three chips, forging every possible alliance... acheron describing him having "unwavering resolution and faith" even unto death..

aventurine, desperate, the gambler with nothing to lose, nowhere to go but up, hearing people insult him with a smile of acquiescence on his face... he isnt above anything... the brand so so visible on his neck... he is a corporate slave but this fact is the one thing we see rattle him.... he has tuned himself into his exhilarating performance, the splendorous extravagance of it..

this from the lc description... the three empty clicks, the teetering possibility of loss, the Apparent threat and Struggle before the win, and always, always, him smiling, handing his worth, his "use" to his opponent, his life and very being tempered to a point to push himself forward... foreshadowing perhaps or worse, self illusion;;; the "final victor."

[dfastback68]

Zoro stronger than me fr because if I got that face reveal i’d be giggling kicking my feet asking him if we could braid each others hair (i am immediately incinerated)

[echoluvzcatz]

Gang, I was looking at Sunday's drip marketing and noticed that in the book he's carrying, there's a feather(?)

And then I referenced that feather with...

The feather from Robin's skill.

Unless I'm being delusional (Very likely); then Sunday carries around a Charmony Dove feather (I'm p sure that's the kind in Robin's skill) that reminds him of his sister and I am in SHAMBLES. I am not the same person I was five minutes ago when I put two and two together. (Or, again, I may be a bit delusional)

[feroluce]

So I went to the wiki page for the henghill Bullet & Brain mission of 2.2 looking for some dialogue I had missed and

a) I found something incredibly tasty that slotted into some other thoughts I'd been having, more on that on another day, and

b) I saw this super fun little trivia at the bottom, which!

I knew Penacony characters like Boothill took a lot of inspirations from old movies, but I didn't realize it was even in his and Dan Heng's relationship, that's so cool!!

It fits them very well, it's such a fun reference. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid" was an old buddy Western film (from 1969- nice) about a pair of outlaws. Butch Cassidy was the leader of a gang, and described as clever, affable, and talkative. Meanwhile, his closest companion, the Sundance Kid, was known as a man of few words.

Cassidy's original birth name was much more plain, but similar to Boothill, he took on a new moniker when he became an outlaw. "Cassidy" had been the last name of his beloved mentor, who taught him how to shoot and ride. And Sundance Kid was known as he was because Sundance was the name of his hometown, and it was the only place that had ever managed to catch and jail him, back when he'd been younger (also similar to Dan Heng, but ouch).

These two stick together like glue throughout the length of the film- through Cassidy's leadership of the gang being challenged, through a train robbery gone wrong, through being pursued by mercenaries, and even through fleeing to Bolivia and trying to start over together.

I don't want to say too much more, since the mission title is referencing one specific movie that I've never seen. I kinda wanna watch it now, though, just to see the inspiration that went into Boothill and Dan Heng and how they get along. I just think it's really sweet that these two were literally made to be the best of bros, how lovely is that. 💕

[q1ngqve]

I DESPERATELY NEED TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS/TAKE ON YINGXING..!! im starving for more fics with him.... need him to manhandle and make me sob i just know he's a little mean like that

have you seen what the hsr wiki wrote about his personality? "he became more confident as he grew up, and was described to be an arrogant man by many" LIKE HELLO???

he’s so big and tall and strong and if he wanted to, he can send you flying at 100 km/h easily :(

and you are so right!!!! he’s very, very mean and would coo at you when you’re sobbing and squirming under him 🙁 i just know he loves edging and making you cry, begging and cursing at him softly for not letting you cum

i think he’d be into gentle ‘degrading’, says things like “c’mon baby, just one more for me.” and he’d pull you back by your ankle when you move away from him, his fingers digging into your inner thigh and looks up at you threateningly, “where do you think you’re going? I’m not done with you yet.”

i also think he would tie you up either at your wrists or your ankles and manhandles you into any position he wants!!!!!!!!!!!! flips and drags you around like a rag doll, probably even calls you “doll”, or when he’s angry, he’d tighten the bindings on your wrist and call you his “little fuck toy” <3

[rocketqueen1989x]

my angel ☁️🤍💌☁️🤍💌

[ironunderstands]

Genuinely I think headcanon edits are extremely fun, I just think people should stop trying to fight against the original art style like their life depends on it. Some great ideas get absolutely ruined when this happens. Like at least personally, I think drawing a semi-realistic nose on a cartoony face just won’t look good or make sense no matter how nice that nose looks disconnected from the whole drawing because it doesn’t suit the proportions of the original art.

Like be confident, make your own fanart! Your style is great, and trying to glue it to a different one does not do it justice at all! I understand drawing is hard, trust me I’m ass at it, but like, yall have talent, stop weighing yourselves down by the limitations of the original piece. Fuck it, redraw the face entirely, you can do better, I know you can :)