#PLAY STUPID GAMES WIN STUPID PRIZES

[blackflash9]

To all my Trump-supporting Star Wars fans eagerly awaiting the next season of Andor—congrats. You voted for the fucking Empire.

You’re not the "Chosen One," not the Jedi, not courageous resistance members like Cassian Andor, not loyal soldiers like Rex, not noble leaders like Bail Organa or Mon Mothma, and not even lovable rogues like Han Solo or Cad Bane. You’re background characters, sycophants blindly supporting a regime that will keep treating you like nobodies.

[laineystein]

Yalla bye 🤣

[mirensiart]

Oh no! Poor Ravio! His Scarf has Holes in it now!!

It's what he gets for trying to sell Mr Hero's things tbh he knows most of them are cursed or dangerous lmao

[mommy-mortis]

Spitting Homelander's nut on his face after he comes in your mouth without asking

[ceaselessims]

methinks if colin hadn't taken the hammer to the server then the server wouldn't have needed to eat him idk

[sadiegirl2021]

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" feels very Gwynriel in a literal sense.

Gwyn: Whoever can hold their breath the longest gets the last pancake

Azriel: Whoever does the most sit ups doesn't have to clean up the training area after practice

[personthattoleratesme]

I’m happy to see that everyone else is participating in psychological warfare with them, it’s what they deserve

[yassifiedautism]

[eve-was-framed]

there are a few somewhat popular female MRAs on tiktok and I guarantee within the next couple years unless they agree to go full anti-women’s rights like “the 19th amendment should be repealed and divorce in all instances should be banned” eventually their male audience is going to turn on them and accuse them of being feminists in disguise. it’s already happening. Pearl Davis’ male audience turned on her too because she’s “too masculine” and even though they agree with what she says they don’t think she should be saying it because she’s a woman and they think women shouldn’t speak publicly about anything.

[payper-arts]

“I’m not gonna do it, girl, I was just thinking about it, I’m not gonna do it.” 👉👈

Bonus:

[novkovsky]

coward 🥰 stop talking about me

it's weird asf of you to make a post about kendrick/drake discourse trying to compare it to taylor drama and then get upset and victimize yourself when black people respond telling you the shits not comparable. you can't cry woe is me "I'm just talking about taylor swift on my taylor swift blog," when you decide to involve yourself in discourse, that has little to nothing to do with her. like wtf did you expect?

like I'm sure there is an argument to be had about double standards and misogyny, but bringing up the plight of your white woman in a conversation around black commentary (i.e kendrick calling out a potential pedo freak culture vulture) you dont and never will understand, isn't the place for that.

but whatever- last time i checked, tumblr is a public social media site, the block button is free, and i can say what i want. If you didn't care, you wouldn't be in my asks box. grow the fuck up 🥰

[blackflash9]

To any and all people who either voted for Trump or didn't vote at all in this election, I will promptly laugh and proceed to act with cold indifference when the leopard inevitably eats your face.

[blue-grama]

Go looking for bad behavior on Twitter and you'll find it, but did I just see someone seriously arguing that Jes is homophobic because he doesn't move his lips in kiss scenes. Girl. First of all, I have studied the runes (GIFs) and that's just not accurate. Second, he did. bite that man's ass.

[biblically-accurate-bimbo]

case #180620230

stranded 13,000ft beneath the surface of the North Atlantic Ocean, a group of billionaires find themselves entombed by their own hubris after going missing during an expedition to tour the wreckage of the Titanic.

[it-was-dead-when-i-found-it]

Happy Van-Helsing-realises-he-fucked-up-and-the-cult-of-domesticity-is-bad day!!

[victusinveritas]

Just some homeopathic nonsense that definitely won't lead to anyone going blind.

Honey in wounds is no news, it is great as an antimicrobial...but don't go putting honey in your eyes, folks.