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Day 24 - little gull 🏝️
I didn't even try to be on time with this one 🫠
#the legend of zelda#loz fanart#tloz#wind waker#aryll#loz aryll#ww link#ph link#another exception for my boy#at least marin is here too. in a way :)#i feel like tumblr is doing something to the colors /: hmphf#not to mention the quality oof#sepfember#my art
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Local names from the 🇵🇭 fish market
You can get it as a print here: inprnt . com/gallery/gamchawizzy/local-names-of-philiippine-fish
#artph#philippines#fish#ocean#ocean science#marine biology#biology#pinoy#science#nautical#mollusk#shell#squid#shrimp#grouper#crab#wet market#fishing#fishery#fisheries#local#fish market#isda#ph
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can you please give my partner moth the ability to whistle please and thank you :]
"I WAS ABOUT TO SAY I NEED SOMETHING IN RETURN BUT THEN I REALIZED YOU SAID WHISTLING??? LIKE PUTTING YOUR LIPS TOGETHER AND BLOWING??? YOU NEED A SATANIC DEAL FOR THAT????"
"YOU KNOW WHAT, SURE. TONIGHT YOUR PARTNER OR WHOEVER WILL BE VISITED BY THREE GHOSTS OR SOME SHIT. AND IM SURE ONE OF THEM WILL KNOW HOW TO WHISTLE AND TEACH 'EM. PROBABLY."
"NEVER SAY I NEVER DID ANYTHING FOR YOU!"
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yknow a really old fic idea i still might go ahead with was a bit of a phantom hourglass/links awakening crossover where somehow marin (pre events of la) gets transported to the great sea post-ph and picked up by link and linebeck, and they have to figure out a way to get her home
#this was inspired by some fanart of linebeck and marin from a while ago im p sure its reblogged somewhere in my archive#wholly against the world of the ocean king being misunderstood as a dream world but there are some similarities that can be used here#like maybe they first assume she's from that world before trying to then find information on whatever koholint is#salty talks#the thing i struggle with is how marin in la mentions how she doesnt know whats beyond koholint so this is a scenario where she gets to see#a world beyond koholint even if its not actually her world#i wrote a bit of the first chapter for this a while ago. can't exactly remember if i even figured out how exactly they sent her home#but with how i like to have gods and deities just hangin out around the great sea smth could be figured out#iirc correctly it starts with marin just being fuckin. zapped into the sea and nearly drowning before being found and rescued#i think this idea was one form when post-ph itself was much more in a bit of a larval stage so this is kinda an au of an au#or post-post-ph or smth idk#i think. marin is neat. i'm honestly not interested enough to just write a links awakening fic but i do think marin is neat
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Jeanne d'Arc (helicopter carrier)
Il n'est pas nécessaire de présenter la Jeanne d'Arc. Ambassadrice de la France autour du monde, la « Jeanne » a reçu et formé au cours de ses 45 campagnes d'application, des milliers d'officiers de Marine et des différents corps d'officiers de la Marine (commissaires, médecins, administrateurs des affaires maritimes). Ce fut un moule unique où se forgèrent les caractères, où les élèves de l'Ecole navale passaient du statut d'étudiant à celui de marin, s'engageant pour la première fois dans les postes de responsabilité et de compétences techniques qui allaient être les leurs tout au long de leur carrière militaire.
Construit à Brest et baptisé à l'origine La Résolue, ce porte-hélicoptères fut mis en service le 16 juillet 1964 (date du changement de nom). Il a remplacé dans cette fonction l'ancien croiseur Jeanne d'Arc.
Navire de prestige, voué au bals, aux fastueuses réceptions et aux visites de hautes personnalités lors des escales, la « Jeanne » n'en fut pas moins un bâtiment militaire qui pouvait intervenir en cas de crise, grâce à ses possibilités multi-rôles. Dans cette fonction, il ne pouvait embarquer que 4 hélicoptères lourds. En temps de guerre, il devait être utilisé comme porte-hélicoptères anti-sous-marins, comme porte-hélicoptères d'assaut ou comme transport de troupes. Ce ne fut jamais le cas, mais le navire fut plusieurs fois engagé dans des opérations humanitaires (en 1988, 1998 et 2005 notamment) mais aussi dans des interventions comme la libération des otages à bord du voilier Ponant, en 2008.
#PH#Jeanne d'Arc#Ambassadrice#France#autour du monde#Croiseur#Porte Hélicoptère#helicopter carrier#Marine Française#Armée#Naval#armée de l'air#Tour du Monde#World Tour#Marine Nationale
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i should’ve taken a 500ml bottle of saltwater home from work last night… the only way i can buy any premixed is in giant fuckin ten gallon jugs 😭 i do NOT need that much
#i think the marine salt i’ve been holding onto for a while might not be good anymore cuz the hardness and ph of the stuff i mixed is#all kinds of wacky#so i wanna just go with some natural seawater but NOOOO i have to buy a bigass box. can i not just get a gallon jug
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pH meters are invaluable tools in various industries, laboratories, and even everyday applications. These devices measure the acidity or alkalinity of a solution by quantifying the concentration of hydrogen ions.
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Welcome to the first bracket of US Government Agencies! This is being run by the mod of @centers-for-disease-control. Also, I am aware a couple of these technically are not government agencies, but this is just a silly tumblr bracket.
Tag list:
#mx gov speaks: me just talking, feel free to filter this tag if you just want the polls
#actual polls: just the polls minus round 1a because I didn’t implement this until after I posted those polls
#tumblr polls: talking about polls and the polls
#government agencies: talking about the agencies
#brackets: people’s personal brackets and the polls
Below we have the set up for round one:
Round One A: ENDED ON FEBRUARY 22nd AT 9:30 AM EST
Nasa vs ICE winner: NASA
USPS vs MSHS winner: USPS
DEA vs NARA winner: NARA
DHS vs FDA winner: FDA
USGS vs DOC winner: USGS
Air Force vs USDA winner: USDA
NPS vs Navy winner: NPS
AMTRAK vs DOJ winner: Amtrak
DOL vs DOT winner: DOT
VA vs Coast Guard winner: VA
OSHA vs DOI winner: OSHA
FBI vs CIA winner: FBI
Army vs ED winner: ED
NIH vs IRS winner: NIH
DOE vs BIA winner: DOE
DOS vs CDC winner: CDC
Round One B: ENDS ON FEBRUARY 24th AT 7:00 PM EST
USARMIID vs GPO winner: GPO
DODEA vs EPA winner: EPA
EEOC vs Smithsonian winner: Smithsonian
GSA vs FAA winner: FAA
The Fed vs NOAA winner: NOAA
USCPSC vs HUD winner: USCPSC
DARPA vs FTC winner: FTC
SSA vs FEC winner: SSA
Marines vs CSB winner: CSB
ODWC vs LACounty winner: ODWC
NSF vs Mitre winner: NSF
BLS vs NLRB winner: NLRB
CFPB vs PHS winner: PHS
Census vs Secret Service winner: Census
WPA vs NIST winner: NIST
NPR vs Draft winner: NPR
Round 2 is schedule to be posted at 8 AM EST on February 25th and end at 8AM EST on February 26th
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Urgent appeal to those with kind and loving hearts 🙏🙏
Hello, I hope you and your loved ones are safe and healthy.🙏
My family live in tents which lack the minimum standard of living. My father is now very sick, he had a heart catheterization operation before the war. Doctors recommended him to have healthy diet and life style but because of living in a tent, wet with rainwater, full of insects, lacking hygiene, and because of drinking contaminated water, as well as due to the inability to buy healthy food, now my father is very sick. The doctor told him that he has food poisoning and he needs urgent medical care. Do you imagine yourself sick and there is no clean place around you, no bed to sleep on, no warm drink to give your body strength, no medicine to relieve your pain, and no comfortable mattress to give you warmth?
Furthermore, my mother and our innocent little children have caught cold and infectious viral disease😞
Please, we have lost hope in this life, but don't let us lose hope in your humanity.🙏🙏 we just want to live in safety, and peace.
Your help, no matter how small, will save my family from death and disease and give them the happiness they have lost for a whole year of war.
My family campaign has received only £ 1,413 as of 5/10.
An important note: tumblr recently restricted my previous account from sending messages, i did nothing except that I want to save the lives of my family from this nightmare . I made different accounts, but my family name will not change which is Alsaidi family.
Vetted by @bilal_salah0, info here
and also vetted by @moayesh , info here on Gaza evacuation funds
@bulletbilltime @liphia @cyber2000 @zingay @binglam @somedudeoutthere @rooksongbird @frogbrainedfool @the-ending-of-dramamine @mossdeep @redsavesquare @uninvited-eon @frogbrainedfool @glenbot @ultimateumbreon33 @disastersim @airsigh @cowboy-queer @lapastelr0sa @sharingresourcesforpalestine @rebel-girl-queen-of-my-world @kropotkindersurprise @cruzwalters @la7ma-mafrooma @rosyish @bookskittychad @streakoflavender @gabajoofs @miraclemaya @devilofthepit @gay-yosuke @cometcrystal @corvidkusnos @nb-marceline @cicadaland @manletwizard @2blushie @antiauteur @acnologia-is-best-dragon @bitchmael @penelopiaad @hashiramashonkers @laughtracklesbian@legallymean @b0nkcreat @crapscicle @uwu-pinata @syntheticspades @momxijinping @longlivepalestina @saberboi-1 @martinmynster @nako-funky @trans-leek-cookie @vaticinatrix @moomoobug @narwa @twilightobservationtower @estrellasrojas @knxfesck @lakeeffectbitch @fatbitchneedsfoodbadly @no-thats-absurd @humanmorph @sandiwchirlinreal @tcda @misspiggyforvogueitalia @gamb0fficial @vincentspork @gemstonedraws @frankendykes-monster @mizoguchi @kos-mos @ryoki-ph @blackwoolncrown @commissions4aid-international @deathlonging @mazzikah @mahoushojoe @deepspaceboytoy @ana-bananya @rhubarbspring @pcktknife @sawasawako @wellwaterhysteria @post-brahminism @junglejim4322 @kibumkim @neechees @irhabiya @mangocheesecakes @kyra45-helping-others @7bitter @tortiefrancis @killy @toiletpotato @fromjannah @omegaversereloaded @vague-humanoid @evillesbianvillain @aristotels @riding-with-the-wild-hunt @kahin @ot3 @amygdalae @ankle-beez @lonniemachin @dykesbat @watermotif @stuckinapril @2violent2revolution @mavigator @lacecap @socalgal @chilewithcarnage @ghelgheli @sayruq @northgazaupdates2 @readingsquotes @bellybuttonblue2 @moonrisemoonchild @bees-fart-too @andiv3r-reblogging @ambidextrousarcher @fresh-bed-old-sheets @starless-gaze @esperantokomencanto @thinking-about-giraffes @blogtruenorth @cripsycremecuckery @mercurysreal @caffeinated-reverie @blueberryblowfly @mione-g @monstermashpotato @noble-kale @theultracharmingladynoire @nibeul @bignightengineer @khudrang @m-an-u @rdx-dcm @sleepyhomosexual @hussyknee @27moremoons @marine-bi-ology @longlivepalestina @fanonical @plaidos @metamatar @the-eldritch-it-gay @sabertoothwalrus @nogender-onlystars @Lufago @c-u- c-koo-4-40k @bixlasagna
Sorry if i bothered you in the mention
#free gaza#free palestine#save gaza#gaza donation#gaza fights for freedom#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#gazaunderattack
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Petunia hybrida (var. 'Purple Night Sky' petunia)
When 'Night Sky' petunias were introduced in 2017, we were instant fans. The 'Night Sky' is a cross between two other hybrids, variation 'PH-2012-3582' and ‘Surprise Marine’. Petunias don't really appreciate overnight temperatures under 10 Celsius (50F). Therefore, for now at least, this particular purple petunia goes to sleep by my bedroom window and wakes up at sunrise - all warm and toasty.
#flowers#photographers on tumblr#petunia#Night Sky petunia#purple flowers#fleurs#flores#fiori#blumen#bloemen#my garden#Vancouver
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Blondie’s Bounty - S.Vinsmoke
a/n: can you guys tell I’m very much into blondes? (i gaslight myself into thinking I’m not). I hope everyone had / is having a wonderful day. please reply & reblog, and why not send in a request / ask?
warnings: sanji x bounty!hunter!fem, fxm, sub!sanji, dom!reader, timeskip!sanji, restraints, orgasm denial, oral (f.receiving), face riding, teasing, praise kink (if you’re blind), no use of y/n, not proofread, i’m bad at tagging, (it may be kinda repetitive sorry)
summary: you’re a bounty hunter, and sanji’s a pirate. there’s not much more to it. except he’s been captured, and now he’s tied to your bed.
ib: none
request: yes / no
Sanji struggled against the tight ropes wrapped around his wrists. The ropes that were typing him down to the bed, his hair messy and dress pants crumpled. You glanced at him from your seat at your desk. You’d been cleaning the barrel of your gun, but his constant rustling was making it difficult to concentrate.
‘Stop struggling, Vinsmoke. You can’t break out of them.’ You said, clicking everything back into place. Sanji looked at you and gulped.
You weren’t necessarily a particularly scary bounty hunter. Damn, no female bounty hunter seemed that scary. That’s why you found it difficult to understand why the pirate was so nervous. Sure, you’d captured him and tied him down, but at least you hadn’t turned him in yet.
‘P-Please, madam… I’m sorry.’ His words barely came out above a whisper, but they were clear enough for you to understand what he meant. He was in a vulnerable state right now, like an animal that had caught itself in its own trap.
You placed down your gun and pushed your chair back, walking over to the edge of the bed he was tied to.
‘Shut up.’ You spat, grabbing his face. He replied with a quiet “Yes ma’am.” and you threw his face away
Sanji’s heart was racing 100m/ph, beating hard in his chest as if it was trying to escape through his skin. You sighed at the blond, crawling over him and straddling his hips. Teasingly, you pulled your shirt over your head, swaying your hips a little as you did. Might as well put on a show. You watched the pirates expression contort from fear to something else.
He let out a soft whine when you pulled your shirt off, his eyes growing darker and his pulse quickening even more. He could practically feel your heat radiating from your core, making him sweat with desire. It wasn’t often an attractive woman such as yourself would find herself atop the Straw Hat chef.
You leaned down to whisper in his ear, feeling your tits press against his bare chest.
‘I should be turning you into the marines to collect your bounty, but I wanna play with you first.’ You felt him shiver under your touch, his breathing coming fast and shallow. Every muscle tensed beneath his skin and a low moan escaped his slightly trembling lips.
‘Now. Because I’m kind, I’ll let you cum before you make me.’ You planted a kiss on his cheek before shuffling down so you were face to face with the growing buldge in his pants. His eyes widened as he followed yours and it made his cock twitch in anticipation from how close you were. He knew your plan now, and that only aroused him more.
With nimble fingers, you undid his belt, pulling down the material sitting on his hips to reveal his aching member.
‘Excited, are we, blondie?’ You mocked. He whined softly, his hips jerking slightly as you exposed him. He was already leaking precum, throbbing with each beat of his heart. You traced your finger along the prominent vein on his shaft, teasing the poor and helpless man. ‘Use your words, Vinsmoke.’
‘Y-Yes.’ He whimpered softly, biting his lip as your hands travelled over his skin. He groaned loudly as you teased his sensitive tip, making his body shake with need. Never in his life had he been this turned on.
‘Good boy.’ You cooed, rubbing the precum over his slit.
‘God.’ The cook cried out, back arching. The feeling was sending waves of pleasure through his entire being, making him tremble uncontrollably. You could tell by how much he was struggling not to cum right then and there that he really did want it. ‘Please…’
It was making you wet how easily you had this man begging under your touch. The man with a 1.032 billion berry bounty crumbling to pieces, begging breathlessly. He must’ve felt like such an idiot begging for something when he should just take it. But somehow, hearing those words come from his own mouth sent shivers down his spine.
You grinned, kissing his tip softly.
‘Do you wanna cum, Sanji?’
‘Please… y-yes please.’ He stuttered, his voice cracking with need. He knew it wasn’t the right way to act, but he truly couldn’t help himself. He needed release so badly. You hummed, the vibrations meeting his cock.
‘Just hold it a little longer, will you?’ You gripped the base of his cock and slowly spread your lips around him, sinking down. Hollowing your cheeks, you took almost all of him before pulling out till his tip rested upon your lips again. ‘You like that?’
His hips bucked up involuntarily, almost knocking you back. It hurt for him to speak, so he just nodded. “Yes. Yes, Yes. That’s exactly what I want. Please let me cum.” He panted, looking down at you pleadingly. You just smiled, repeating the motion at a slow pace.
‘You’re being such a good boy, blondie.’
He whimpered pathetically, trying not to move too much. He could barely even think straight anymore, all he wanted was to shoot his load and be done with this hellish torture. You squeezed his base again, driving him crazy. He felt as if he was going to pass out from exhaustion and lack of oxygen. He was desperate, begging for permission.
You met eyes, looking at him with a sense of accomplishment. With no further comment, you removed your hands and mouth from him completely, denying his orgasm.
Sanji was on the brink of crying, panting heavily from your denial.
‘No. Please. Let me cum. Please. I’ll do anything.’ You smiled, moving the bed and coming up to kiss his cheek again.
‘Don’t worry, baby. Just wait a little longer, mkay?’ You hummed and shook yourself out of your pants. ‘Be a good boy again and eat my pussy like you mean it, then I’ll let you cum.’
His eyes diverted from your gaze, embarrassed by your request.
‘…ok. just- please let me cum.’
‘That’s what I like to hear.’
You held your headboard as you swung a leg over him so your dripping cunt was situated right above his face. He nodded obediently, licking his lips before swiping his tongue through your folds.
You arch your spine, groaning at the feeling of the pirates tongue on your pussy.
‘Ah yeah. Just like that~.’ You reach a hand down between your legs, gently stroking his hair and guiding his hair. ‘Fuck.’
The pleasure overwhelms him instantly, making him moan into your clit eagerly. His fingers curl around the ropes binding him tightly, holding onto them firmly as he continues eating you out greedily.
‘Mmmmh~!’ His voice muffled by your crotch and he's lost in ecstasy.
‘Oh fuck~!’ You moan, losing yourself to how good he is. ‘H-How did all those women turn you down when you’re so good at your job?’ You reach back, still running a hand through his hair, but using your other to palm his still erect dick. And he’s unable to contain himself any longer. The sensation of being pleasured simultaneously sends him spiraling towards an intense climax. He gasps for air between words, his breathing becoming ragged as he tries desperately to keep going despite how sensitive he is right now. You’re panting aswell now.
‘C-Cun for me, blondie.’ You’re close to your own orgasm, but you’re a woman of your word and you’ll let him cum before you.
With your words, his orgasm hits him like a freight train. His body shudders violently, muscles clenching and unclenching as he cums deeply into the palm of your hand. His moans vibrate against your clit, tempting your own orgasm. He feels you tensing against his face, and without being told, knows exactly what you need. He opens his mouth wide, sucking you in deeply as your climax washes over you. His tongue dances around your clit, licking and sucking every last drop of pleasure out of you. You cover your mouth as you cum, shaking aggressively as you release into Sanji’s mouth. His tongue laps at your pussy hungrily, drinking it all up with relish. He groans softly as you finish, closing his lips tight around your clit once more, sucking on it gently.
You whimper quietly, laying back on his stomach. You’re both spent, and you can’t be bothered getting up yet.
‘Holy fuck.’ With shaky hands, you reach up and undo the rope tying him down to the bed before you fall beside him, one hand resting on his chest. He looks down at you sleepily, smiling contentedly when he sees you there next to him. Your touch calms him greatly, even though he's still pretty worked up from earlier. He brings a hand to your face, a surge of confidence directing him closer til your lips meet. You don’t decline his actions, lazily reciprocating the kisses as he towers over you. Your lips lingers for longer than either of you expected. You feel him tense slightly as he deepens the kiss, but he quickly relaxes again as he breaks away after a few moments. A small smile crosses his lips as he stares into your eyes.
‘I...I think I'm falling for you.’ You smile softly, wrapping your arms around his neck.
‘Stupid pirate.’ You whisper before dragging him down into another kiss. He chuckles softly into the kiss, a warmth growing in his heart at your words. He tightens his grip around you as you bring him closer, and you can feel his second erection pressing against your thigh.
You wake up the next morning to an empty bed and an open window. The sun is already high, illuminating the room. You sit up, the cold ocean wind instantly hitting your exposed chest, but you don’t care.
You take a moment to stare at the vacant space on your bed. The space that hadn’t been vacant a few hours ago.
‘Stupid Blondie.’
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#kody’s corner#one piece x reader#one piece smut#one piece sanji#one piece#netflix one piece#one piece masterlist#one piece x y/n#sanji x reader#black leg sanji#op sanji#opla sanji x reader#vinsmoke sanji#sanji#opla sanji#sanji x y/n#sanji smut#sanji x reader smut#i’m bad at this#i’m bad at tagging#not proofread
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Monday Musings: Why are there so many perfectly preserved soft-bodied animals found in the Cambrian?
There are a number of ways to get the perfect preservations needed to fossilize soft parts but none of them are particularly common. On the other hand, most of them require water and there was quite a lot of it 518 million years ago.
Phosphatization occurs when large quantities of phosphate are present, either in sea water or from the tissues of a decaying organism. In some cases, microbes that fed on the tissue control the phosphatization. Many soft tissues are preserved this way in the Burgess Shale. The phosphate comes from the tissue itself and when pH is low and oxygen is absent, it becomes the primary method of fossilization.
Silicification is one of the most common ways to fossilize something because silicates is the most common rock forming minerals in the crust. Silica often replaces other minerals that have dissolved out such as calcite shells. This is usually seen to preserve things like trilobites. It doesn't often fossilize soft tissue.
Another form of preservation found at least in the Burgess Shale is carbonaceous film. This occurs when something is buried under several layers of sediment and diagenetically altered (in this case by heat and pressure brought on by compaction) and the animal lacks a hard skeleton or shell.
When we look at quarry locations on a paleo map,
and examine the rocks, we see that they lived and died in the right place at the right time (if the taphonomic and preservation bias don't lead us astray).
The Burgess Shale beds were deposited at the base of a cliff of calcareous reefs below the depth agitated by waves during storms. The most widely accepted hypothesis for burial is that part if the reef became detached, slumped and transported rock and debris several kilometers and quickly burying anything in its path.
On the other hand, the Maotianshan Shale was probably buried periodically under turbidity currents, basically an underwater mass wasting event. This is why we don't build our homes on old landslide deposits kids.
The Sirius Passet lagerstatte of Greenland was yet a different environment close to the boundary of an oxygen minimum zone according to geochemical analysis. It is thought that the original preservation was phosphatization that was later altered to silica by low grade metamorphism during the Devonian Period mountain-building events.
Finally, we have the Sinsk Biota of Siberia which inhabited an open marine basin where storms created back currents that sent many animals off into the oxygen depleted depths below. Anoxic conditions prevent growth of microbes that would normally decay flesh allowing soft tissues to preserve.
Now, it is also important to note that oftentimes, parts labeled soft tissue are not necessarily as soft as you believe. Take keratin for example which makes up nails, hair, feathers and sheaths over horns. It's not really that soft in some cases but it is softer than bone which makes it harder to preserve.
Whether we mean keratin or chitin (a natural polymer used to strengthen fungi and invertebrates) or internal organs which really are soft tissues, the Cambrian lagerstatten really are something else.
#paleontology#fossils#geology#mineralogy#fossilization#preservation#taphonomy#paleoecology#cambrian period#cambrian explosion
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@marine-beats
there's being simple and then there's whatever he's got going on
#puppet history#ask answered#marine-beats#the devil ph#asmodeus ph#puppet history fanart#module tag pending
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gonna be a hater in tags real quick
#i need to get this off my fuckin chest its haunted me for ages but for some reason rn its bad#i fucking HATE when ppl act like la’s koholin island and ph’s world of the ocean king are/work the same#HATE IT. also hate ppl treating oshus n the wind fish as the same character bc i think its fucking lazy n uncreative n unimaginative#and makes the loz world feel so much smaller. but like. why do ppl act like the world of the ocean king is another dream world#bc its fucking no??? no one in that place is a dream construct i hate ppl acting like linebeck isnt a ‘real person’ just a former dream#construct if they think hes from that world bc its not a fucking dream world its a real ass world at no point is it suggested that its a#dream world just that link n tetra are simultaneously dreaming in their own world that doesnt make oshuss world fake or w/e#its just a different parallel world or some shit where time flows different relative to the great sea go watch the ending dialogue#literally nothing in the game suggests that its in any way like how koholint works besides it being an ocean place#i feel like i see these ideas in l////u shit a lot (ESP ppl acting like linebeck is the same thing as marin) and it feels like. do ppl in#l////u just not look into the games too hard do they not double check canon material or do they just accept shit parroted around#bc its way too consistent for me to think its just some headcanon thing and it PISSES me rhe fuck off if im being real#the oshus/wind fish thing is annoying as fuck already but i DESPISE ppl acting like oshus’ world is a dream its so fucking annoying#whatever ph is harder to play like look up gameplay then. do some research. its not the same fucking thing#ok yeah do hcs sure but i really dont get the vibe that its just some headcanon i feel like ppl just dont know theyre not the fucking same#its not like koholint its more like fucking lorule if anything. god fucking dammit i hate that im so wound up by this shit#whatever. i do wish ao3 let you mute wholeass tags like with authors so i dont have to see l///u shit ever
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Bean
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The night before Chimney’s bachelor party, Buck had been running himself ragged. He had been running himself ragged all day really, but that night it started piling up on him.
“How about you come over to my place?” Tommy asked as they were speaking to each other over the phone. “You can show me those cooking skills you were talking about?”
“Really? Your place?” Buck asked. “It’s only been like a week and-”
“Evan, it wasn’t even 24 hours after the coffee meetup [he still refused to call that a date] that we were having sex in your loft,” Tommy stopped him to say. “You invited me to your sister’s wedding. I think you seeing my place is a little overdue.”
“Oh, well…” Buck trailed off, thinking. “Yeah, that sounds great then!” he smiled into the phone. Send me your address, I’ll grab some food at the grocery store and come right over! You don’t mind pasta right? I’d usually make a nice marinated chicken dish but this is kinda short notice and-”
“Sounds good,” Tommy said. “You get whatever you think will make a nice meal.”
An hour later, Buck pulled his Jeep into a driveway leading up to a single story bungalow right next to a gray pickup truck he had become very familiar with in the last month. He parked the Jeep and grabbed two grocery bags from the back seat as he walked up the short walkway to Tommy’s front door.
As soon as he pressed the doorbell, Buck could hear the sound of a dog barking coming from somewhere inside the house. That was weird, he thought. Tommy hadn’t mentioned any dog in the time Buck had known him. Then, in the small window that lined the right side of the door, the face of a little dog appeared.
The dog barked again, and - oh, it seemed Tommy did have a dog. Why had Tommy never mentioned a dog?
Seconds later the door opened, and before Tommy could say anything the little dog tried to maneuver itself around Tommy’s legs and run up to Buck.
“Oh Bean,” Tommy said as his eyes grew wide and he quickly leant down to scoop the dog into his arms before the dog tried to claw up Buck’s legs. Tommy made the action look so easy, so effortless… how?
“You-” Buck blinked, his eyes focusing on the dog in Tommy’s arms. A dachshund, if he knew his breeds right, often called wiener or sausage dogs. This one was small, and could fit right into Tommy’s forearm. It, no he, had solid dark brown fur with a light brown snout and feet. The dog was cute. “You have a dog?”
“Yeah,” Tommy said, hitching the dog higher up in his arms. “His name is Bean. Bean, how about you say hi to Evan.” Bean only blinked his eyes up at him before turning his head around to look up at Tommy’s face.
“You never mentioned him before,” Buck said, reaching a hand up for Bean to sniff him. Bean didn’t.
“Really, I haven’t?” Tommy asked. When Buck shook his head no, Tommy thought back on it. “I guess I have been talking about him less often. Lucy and the others kept nagging me a couple months ago saying that it was impossible for me to not talk about him. So I tried to talk about him a little less and-”
“You should talk about him more!” Buck said as he moved his hand to the top of Bean’s head, scratching his head fur. “How can you not talk about this little guy?”
Bean leaned into Buck’s touch, blissed out. “Ph, he likes head scratches, doesn’t he?”
“Yeah, he does,” Tommy said, a gentle smile on his lips. Buck could get used to seeing that smile on Tommy’s face. It looked good on him, really good.
“So do you want to come in now?” Tommy asked, taking a step backwards.
“Oh yeah,” Buck said as he held the bags of food up. “Got everything we need right here.”
“Well then let me show you my kitchen.
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Buck spread out the ingredients along the kitchen counter. The very nice kitchen counter. And oh boy did Tommy have a nice kitchen. Granite countertops, a six burner stove, even the sink had one of those fancy bendable faucets. It was fantastic, everything Buck wished he could have in his loft.
As soon as Buck had opened the package of cheese, he could feel eyes on him. It wasn’t Tommy’s gaze, Buck knew what Tommy’s gaze felt like. Tommy was over in the living room though, looking for something.
Buck’s eyes trailed down to the floor, and right around the corner of the counter that indicated the entrance to the kitchen, only seven inches above the floor were two eyes.
Two large begging eyes.
Two large begging eyes belonging to a very cute dachshund who certainly knew how to use them to his advantage.
Buck turned back to the bag of cheese and grabbed a fingerful. He then squatted on the ground and held his arm out to the dog. “If you’re quiet,” he whispered. “You can have some. Don’t tell Tommy though, I don’t know if you’re supposed to eat this.”
Bean slowly walked up to the outstretched cheese and gave it a quick sniff, before his small teeth came out and grabbed it from Buck's hand. Buck smiled as he watched the dog eat the small chunk of cheese, how could Tommy have kept this little dude a secret?
“Found it!” Tommy then yelled out, coming back from the living room as Buck stood up and turned to the oven.
“What were you looking for in there anyway?” Buck asked.
Tommy came up behind Buck and wrapped his arms around his torso. “You’ll see later,” he said as he smiled into Buck’s neck.
As Tommy leant over Buck’s shoulder, looking down at what he was cooking on the stove, they both heard a whining come from the floor below them. Buck looked down, only a step away from both of them stood Bean, staring up at them with his begging and pleading eyes.
“What is it?” Tommy asked the dog. “Are you hungry?”
The dog stomped one of his little paws, or he tried to, Buck assumed, it wasn’t that effective when his paw was only a fraction the size of Buck’s hand.
Tommy chuckled. “I’ll feed you when our dinner is ready.”
Bean obviously hadn’t been satisfied with that answer as he gave another stomp and a small bark.
Even though Buck wasn’t looking at Tommy, he could feel Tommy roll his eyes at his dog. “Fine,” Tommy sighed as he grabbed a bit of the cheese in one of the bowls on the counter. “I’ll give you some cheese now if you can leave us alone for ten minutes.”
Buck blinked as he watched Tommy give Bean a piece of cheese. Oh, oh…
That dog had played Buck… oh he was smart.
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