#PET TRAINING

[mj-iza-writer]

Whumpee obediently sat off to the side of Whumper's feet while Whumper flipped through the TV channels.

"Nothing on TV today", Whumper sighed and glanced at Whumpee, "pet?"

Whumpee hurried to their knees and crawled to Whumper. They then laid their head on Whumper's lap to wait for head pats or a command.

Whumper squeezed Whumpee's cheeks lovingly, "I am so bored, you got anything to entertain me, I don't care what."

Whumpee thought for a minute and had a thought. Would it be too much they questioned. 'I can test it', Whumpee thought to themself.

They crawled toward the coffee table and eyed a cup of water Whumper was sipping on. They eyed Whumper, who was watching them curiously. They raised a shaky hand towards it.

"No bad pet", Whumper stated, but still with a smile, "no making messes."

Whumpee laid their head on the coffee table and tried their best to make puppy dog eyes. They mustered a whine.

"Thanks for trying", Whumper smiled, "do you need to go outside?"

Whumpee jumped back and crawled towards the door excitedly; ready to go relieve themself. Whumper didn't pick up on their signs earlier.... they had to go bad now.

Whumper scrolled on their phone while Whumpee wandered around the yard.

"Hmm, things every pet should know how to do", Whumper spoke to themself as they started to read a post, "maybe we can work on a new trick."

"Muzzle training", Whumper snickered to themself. They had tried to do muzzle training a few months ago, but Whumpee had no interest at all. It ended in a horrible mess, and Whumper swore never again.

Whumper looked up at Whumpee for a few moments.

"I would like to have them muzzle trained, just to say they were. I would never cover their cute face", Whumper smiled.

"Use peanut butter or whip cream...", Whumper began to read.

Whumper dug through their closet until they found Whumpee's muzzle.

They tried it on themself first.

"Yep, that should still fit comfortably", Whumper smiled.

Whumpee was playing with a toy in the living room when Whumper came in carrying the muzzle, a training clicker, and a whipped cream can.

Whumpee nervously backed away until they bumped into the wall.

"Whumpee come", Whumper sat on the ground, "come on", they sounded cheerful.

Whumpee continued to stare at Whumper nervously. They tried to back even farther into the wall. There was no other exit, Whumper had trapped them. The only way out was trying to run past them or if the wall would move.

"Whumpee, come here", Whumper said a little sterner.

Whumpee shuddered at the stern voice and slowly started to crawl toward Whumper.

"You know better than to disobey", Whumper scolded, "are you a good Whumpee or not?"

"Good Whumpee", Whumpee whispered.

"Then prove it", Whumper held up the muzzle, "I would like you to be trained with this. It's not something permanent, I just want you to be able to do it."

Whumpee looked at the muzzle questioningly.

"I just washed it as well", Whumper patted Whumpee's head, "you'll be alright. I promise I won't let anything hurt you."

Whumpee whined lowly.

"Okay go ahead and give it a sniff", Whumper held it to Whumpee's face.

Whumpee sniffed over the torture device.

*Click... click*

Whumper clicked the clicker to tell Whumpee they did good.

Whumper smiled as they offered Whumpee a treat.

"And sniff again", Whumper held up the muzzle.

Whumpee did as they were told a little quicker this time.

*Click... click*

"Good job Whumpee", Whumper grinned, "I think you'll like this next part, though it's going to be a bit messy."

Whumper sprayed a dab of whipped cream into the muzzle and held it up to Whumpee.

"Clean it up", Whumper smiled.

Whumpee cautiously leaned into the muzzle and gave a small lick before they realized what it was. They lapped the rest up in seconds.

"Muzzle yourself", Whumper made a command.

Whumpee looked up with concern. 'What?', they questioned to themself.

Whumper sprayed more whipped cream into the muzzle and held it up for Whumpee, "clean."

Whumpee quickly leaned into the muzzle and lapped up the sweet cream.

"Muzzle yourself", Whumper commanded again.

Whumpee looked up with a questioning look and cocked their head to the side.

*Click... click*

Whumpee happily received another treat.

"You're doing so good", Whumper stood, "I'll be right back... stay."

Whumper reached for the whipped cream can and sprayed a tiny bit under Whumpee's nose.

They chuckled as they watched Whumpee work to lick the cream off.

Whumper came back with a cleaned muzzle.

"I thought this would be a little messier, but you are doing so good", Whumper sat down again.

"Muzzle yourself", Whumper held up the muzzle.

Without thought, Whumpee leaned into the muzzle. They were disappointed when their was no more cream.

The muzzle suddenly tightened and was locked into place.

Whumpee quickly backed away from Whumper and started to frantically shake their head and paw at the muzzle. They rolled around the floor wildly.

Whumper watched them get their angst out, completely unbothered by Whumpee.

After a few minutes Whumpee made a tired huff and gasped for air.

"You done?", Whumper sighed, "if you come here I'll spray some whipped cream into your mouth."

Whumpee pawed at the muzzle again, before finally crawling to Whumper.

"Alright open your mouth" Whumper held up the can and stuck it into a slot and sprayed the cream into Whumpee's waiting mouth.

After a few minutes Whumper removed the muzzle and let Whumpee rub their face.

"Let's try again", Whumper held up the muzzle, "muzzle yourself."

Whumpee pawed at the clicker and whined.

"No, no clicks until you perform satisfactorily", Whumper shook their head, "muzzle yourself."

Whumpee leaned into the muzzle and shuddered as they felt it tighten and lock.

It took them everything not to try and shake it off again.

Whumper grinned as they sprayed more whipped cream into the muzzle.

Whumpee happily lapped it up again.

*Click... click*

Whumpee coveted that sound.

"Very good job Whumpee", Whumper happily removed the muzzle, "you did so good. I think you will have this down after a few more training sessions."

Whumpee happily rolled on the floor.

"Such a good Whumpee... are you my good Whumpee?", Whumper cooed.

Whumpee happily trotted to Whumper.

"Come here, such a good pet", Whumper praised as they hugged Whumpee tightly, "though you are absolutely sticky from the whipped cream."

"Let's give you one more spray before we get you cleaned up", Whumper held up the can and sprayed into Whumpee's mouth.

After giving Whumpee a bath, Whumper finally settled back on the couch.

Whumpee rested on the floor right under them.

"Let's see if there is anything good on TV now", Whumper reached for the remote, "if not, we might have to find another trick to learn.

Whumpee quietly pleaded that Whumper found something interesting to watch.

"Oh good... you're in luck Whumpee. The new season is out", Whumper chuckled, "I guess you get a break for the rest of today."

Whumpee happily rested their head on a pillow Whumper had given them earlier in the day.

'Thank goodness', Whumpee sighed in relief.

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[cncleric]

I cannot stop thinking about being the pet of two doms with a common language I don't know. Like, please, speak about me in a language I don't understand. Better yet, speak to me in a language I don't understand. Command me in that language, and when I'm confused fawn over such a silly and stupid pet. Train me to understand your commands the way a dog does not know english and yet understands sit and speak. I want to feel so dehumanized by the way I simply cannot communicate.

[hypnoprincesslottie]

[midnight-soulless-system]

If you try to get any dog's attention without explicit permission from the owner, I hope that you suffer. Sincerely, someone with a service dog in training that experiences this shit all the time <3

[creative-writing-for-cupcakes]

Puppy in Training

So I’m getting back into writing. I need to practice my smut especially. So I found a prompt on “How would you treat a new puppy?” I wrote this, let me know whatcha think.

Oh puppy, I don’t think you’ve been FULLY trained. Do you need some toys while I’m away at work? Well it doesn’t matter if you don’t I want to train you to take all the toys I want. I want to restrain you in your cute lil kennel all padded and full of pillows for your comfort. Your arms tied behind your back, attached to your cute lil collar so when you move you choke in the best way. A puppy tail plug shoved up your tight ass. But I may have upgraded it to a new one, it’s bigger, and how do you like the vibration? Moving on to your breasts, I bought you some cute nipple clamps shaped like puppy paws. My puppy needs every part to look so pretty. Made sure to chain the clamps to your kennel, move and they will pull your pretty nipples in the best way. Don’t worry, the chain is long enough for you to lay down, I’m sure you’ll enjoy the pain. I made sure you have a circle gag in your mouth, need to train your jaw to keep open at all times, want you to be able to suck off all my toys and any mess we make. Besides, I want to hear all your horny sounds. The best part is all the toys I stuffed in your sweet pussy though. I have some big toys that would break you so I need to train you to take it all. I’ll be gentle and start you out with two egg vibrators stuffed so deep in you. I made sure they stayed as deep as possible by filling you up with a giant silicone dildo. You poor thing, you were screaming and begging me to stop. Whining about how it was “ too big” for you. Oh, my little puppy, this toy is so small. I had to shush you, massage your sides and tell you to take a deep breath as I bottomed you out. Oh, you looked so fucked out already. So full that I could see the vibrators bulging in your tummy. You whined like such a pretty puppy when I pushed down on the bulge. But I couldn’t leave your weeping cunt alone. Poor thing was begging for attention while you tried humping the dildo. So I taped down two vibrators to your cute puffy clit. 

Oh, you looked so cute trying to fuck yourself crazy when I left. I told you I wanted you to cum until you couldn’t anymore. God, I’m so glad I set up the pet cam last week. It was so fun watching you fuck yourself stupid on my phone. Did you know the new vibrators I got  came with an app, so I can control them from work? I loved seeing you work yourself up to an orgasm just to turn off all the toys and hear your sounds of anguish, begging to let you come. But I think I liked it more when you got overstimulated, pleading to turn everything off, to let you rest. Such a good girl, begging for mommy even when I’m not around. I turned the toys up higher than ever. Uh! Your scream made it so hard to stay at work, but I can fuck you in person later.

You got so dumb after that. My sweet dumb puppy. Oh, you’re doing so good, making your kennel such a mess, staining all your pillows and blankets with cum. I can’t wait to make your clean up your mess, then I’ll give you such a treat. It was so sweet to see you fuck yourself to sleep. So worn out that you passed out with all the toys still buzzing to life. I swear I cooed at my screen seeing you hump at the toys in your sleep. You just kept cumming. It was adorable. You did so good for your first day of training baby. I’ll reward you when I get home and let you pick out one of your new toys for tomorrow. Do you want more eggs in you? I’d love to see how many you can hold before you burst. Or maybe you think you can take a bigger dildo? You need to work on taking a bigger size. Don’t worry I’ll work you through it as I fill you up. But first, I can’t wait to get home. I’ll treat you by fucking you with your favorite strap. Then I’ll let you fall asleep sucking on my cunt just like you like. I’ll break my sweet lil puppy in and train you to be the best lil toy around. I’m sure you won’t mind me lending you out to some friends once you get trained. You’d like to have me watch them fuck you right? But don’t worry, they’ll never fuck you full of love like me puppy~!

Hope you look forward to me coming home puppy. I’d love to hear what reward you want for being such a good girl.

[disgusting-depravity]

Daily homework June 19th:

Have your nipples hard showing through your shirt.

No clothes when your home and only move around on your knees.

Edge on a boot for 40 minutes.

Edge with penetration while licking the boot clean.

Eat your dinner off the floor.

[cncleric]

The urge to hook her leash to my belt loop and then just go about my day; it's her responsibility to pay attention to where I'm going and keep up or suffer getting yanked along.

[theladygrim]

Phoebe is...not quite proficient at climbing trees, or anything really, she's a very ground centric kitten, but we're working on it.

[rjalker]

Anyways. Do you have pets? Do you own a vacuum or other loud appliance that scares them?

Would you like to know how to let them know they don't need to be afraid?

Tell them every time you're going to turn it on, and when you're done using it.

Yes, I am 100% serious.

You're about to vacuum? Tell your pets, "I'm turning the vacuum on", several times, in the same tone of voice, every time before you turn it on. I even include a little count down right before I push the button. Do they understand what a count down is? No, but they know it's what happens right before the vacuum turns on.

And when you're done using the loud appliance, tell your pets you are done. "The vacuum's off! All done!". Repeat this several times too. And give them treats and praise.

Do this every time you need to turn on the loud appliance, and whenever you're done using it.

Guess what? None of our cats are afraid of the vacuum anymore. They stopped being afraid after maybe the sixth time since we started doing this years ago.

And this now includes the four formerly-feral kittens we just acquired in July. They've only heard the vacuum twice, but they take their cues from the rest of the cats and me, and since the other cats were calm and acting like this was normal, the kittens weren't afraid, just startled and mildly confused. And that was the first time I ran the vacuum since we got them.

And by the second time I used the vacuum, they were so completely unafraid of it even while it was running that they literally chased a dust bunny all the way to the vacuum itself, and I had to sit there for two solid minutes waiting for them to leave because they were in the way. Literally playing directly in front of the vacuum that was on and running. Paying it no attention whatsoever.

Because they saw that the other cats weren't afraid, they saw that I wasn't acting out of the ordinary, they saw the vacuum wasn't hurting them, it was just loud. So they aren't afraid of it at all.

It's literally this easy.

Most of the reason pets are scared of vacuums is because it's surprising, and they never know when it's going to happen. IF you give them warning, and make sure they know when you're done, they'll stop being afraid.

Literally next time I am vacuuming I will get a video of the kittens completely ignoring the roaring vacuum in favor of chasing a piece of lint directly in front of it if you don't believe me.

[mswolfofficial]

Heel.

[onlythebigestboys]

Treat training my trans girlfriend with goldfish to open her mouth like a good slut

[cncleric]

I love the work to condition someone from a psychological perspective, but also just because it leads to cute moments. One of my goals has been training my sub to ask for permission to cum (of me or whoever else she's playing with because polyamorous) and to say thank you after she has cum, both to the one who granted permission and/or to any playmates, even if they are other submissives in the scene.

I did not pay close attention to how I was teaching this response so rather than linking 'person who gave me orgasm' to 'person I thank' her brain took the simple route to always thank me.

This has led to me getting off of my late shift to a voice message of two very blissed out subs thanking me and I am just so fucking in love. I'm not even going to adjust her training because this is just the happiest of accidents.

[amatuerlifeenjoyer]

Meet Pearl (below) and Peridot (above). My new parakeets.

Week 1:

* Set up their cage.

* add air purifier to room.

* bath birds briefly to remove excess dust before bringing them into their new home.

* Note: Budgies Bite. (Did not bleed, but OUCH.)

* Pearl is a little mellower than Peridot.

*Pearl is Albino. Peridot has unusual coloring and is (????) Big Unknown.

Also Unknown - Pearl is more likely to be female than male, but could be either. I can't tell what gender Peridot is either.

*They do get along well.

*They sleep at night, which is nice.

*They get chatty in the afternoon, which is cute if not occasionally alarming.

*Pearl will climb down from their perch to wherever she(assumed) wants to be.

*Peridot will fling himself(assumed) down to wherever he wants to be with reckless abandon.

*Note: stagger perches far enough apart that poop falls between them, not on top of the next one down.

*Note: replace wood bars and ropes with something plastic or sealed so I can wash it. Current dowels and ropes aren't easy to clean.

*Removable litter tray is very nice. Walnut litter works very well and I can 'scoop' throughout the week between changes.

*Seed catcher thing is also very nice.

* I approach the cage and hang out near them every day. Stick my hand in their cage to rearrange stuff and add food. Peridot is little more chill about it after a week. Pearl seemed calm at first and is a bit more skittish now (taking after Peridot maybe?). Hand-Taming is a work in progress.

[gaasubap]

Mask train your pets so they don't freak out when you have to protect them from smoke or smog