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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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Whatever, I hope your male fave marries a woman

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As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

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he’s an unreliable narrator TO YOU. i believe him

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pitbull with no reference

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

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quick what is everyone doing right now

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me: new jersey fucking sucks

new jersey:

me: never mind new jersey fucking rules 

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You show up for your first day at Copyright-Free Magic School. As you're going through orientation, you're informed that all new students get a school-assigned familiar that they are responsible for housing and maintaining. The staff member assures you that your assigned familiar is appropriately chosen and reflects you in some way.

Spin this to find out yours. (Remember, you are responsible for maintaining this familiar in your dorm room.)

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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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to those with enlightened minds, comedy, horror, and erotica are synonymous