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sorry my perverse desires are confusing should i kill myself should we invite sigmund freud

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inside each tumblr blogger is a smaller, freakier blogger who only gets released on the occasional 2am mental breakdown

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I love how in Stargate the team will regularly go through the gate, take a good look around, and then say, "No sign of human life." Babygirl you have looked at everything within an at most 60 foot radius of the Stargate. Bonus points if the human life leaps from behind a nearby rock and bites someone immediately after they say that.

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my most boomer ass take is that i hate when i unmute a video of a cat and its just the most obnoxiously loud pop music playing over it. bro put that shit away i'm here to listen to your cat. i wanna hear what he has to say.

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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

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Me getting head from my tiger furry gf

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something genuinely insane about going somewhere and getting to feel “i had some of the worst years of my life here” and “i was loved here, once” simultaneously.

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always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

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cant stop thinking about this (from the 2003 script of national treasure)

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it's so foggy out on the road i can't make out (makeout?! 😳😏😳🥺⁉️❤️❣️?💗💓💕💞💖💛💚💖💛💝💋?) a thing 10 feet infront of me

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Golden-spotted Ground Dove (Metriopelia aymara) native to the high Andes. x

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i'm afraid the phrase "touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!" has become a consistent part of my internal monologue vocabulary

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Reblog and put in the tags how you would die if your URL predicted your death

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Starting to hate how ears aren't like the other organs on the head. I can close my eyes if the light is too bright. I can hold my breath if there's a smell I don't like. I can close my mouth if I don't want to speak. Not with ears. I will have to listen to every sound in existence and I have to like it.

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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks