#PERIOD HAHAHAHAHAHA

[dindjarindiaries]

DID YOU SEE WHAT BRANDON POSTED LOL

SLAYIN DJARIN

This is the slay

[emmadoodle]

The Inverted Tickle Trap

I’m finally back with a full fic AAAAAA It’s still just a little short but I’m happy with it. Sorry if I’m a little rusty, it’s been a while! Hope you all enjoy, drabble requests are still open after this :)

Summary: Dream gets himself stuck upside down in his own trap. George and Sapnap find this quite entertaining. 

Words: 1k

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Dream swung himself by his legs, his sword merely grazing his fingertips as it taunted him on the ground below. He was embarrassed, and even more so irritated at his negligence at setting up this trap, especially since he managed to get himself stuck in it. What was originally meant for George and Sapnap during training was now wrapped tightly around his ankle and dangling him mere feet from the ground. 

He was held up by spiderwebs, which while normally he never thinks twice about when destroying them with his sword, were now way too strong all on their own. How is it that the webs could hold up his entire weight, even with his struggling? He supposed that’s why he chose them in the first place, perfect for trapping his two best friends. It wasn’t as funny now that it was him. 

“Dream? Where the hell are you? We’re supposed to start training soon!” The sound of George’s voice resonated through the forest. Okay now it was definitely not funny anymore. 

“I’m not here!” Dream answered back, voice slightly strained. He heard two sets of footprints make their way towards him and he realized that meant Sapnap was here too. Damn it! This was so embarrassing. 

“Pfft- Dream?” This time it was Sapnap’s voice, just like he guessed. Dream looked over to the side in order not to look at his friends walking towards him. 

“Look.. I, I don’t wanna talk about it. Just get me down.” “Was this supposed to be for us?!” George exclaimed and Dream scowled. There went all his plans down the drain.

“Look can you guys just…let me down? I won’t use this during an actual manhunt. It’s ruined anyways. And then we never have to talk about this moment ever again” Dream swung himself left and right to show just how stuck he was, as if it wasn’t obvious already.

George giggled, “There’s no way we’re not discussing this later haha. How did this even happen?!” He maneuvered around Dream to try and assess the situation from behind. While doing so, he gently, or as gently as he could with all the trees around, grabbed a hold of the speedrunner’s waist. To all three of their surprise, the trapped man yelped quietly, and tried to wiggle George’s hands off. Dream went very still then, hoping maybe if he just didn’t move the others wouldn’t comment on what just happened. It was too bad he couldn’t see well enough above him to notice the large and knowing smirks on his two best friend’s faces. 

Sapnap spoke up first, “There is no way you got yourself into this predicament as ticklish as you are Dream, honestly,” he scoffed playfully. George was already excitingly poking around Dream’s sides. 

“Nohoho guys, wait seriously? Juhuhust gehet me dohown!” Dream begged, but Sapnap only added to the pokes. He grabbed Dream’s sides as well and turned him around to face him. Dream giggled dizzily at the sudden movement. His eyes could only meet Sapnap’s waist. He looked down to try and see his friend’s face. “Nohohoho hehehehe.” He laughed, a small hint of excitement in his voice. Both George and Sapnap of course picked up on this. 

“I said no hahaha!” Dream’s pleas fell to deaf ears when finally George decided to dig in. He wiggled his fingers up and down his sides and underneath his ribs, all of which were at perfect height for George’s mean fingers. 

“Wait for me dude what the hell!” Sapnap instead went for Deram’s hips. He used his thumbs at first, making quick little circles around where he could feel the bones. But eventually he grew tired of that and resorted to pinching above, below, and right in the dips of his hips to get the best reactions. 

Dream reacted accordingly too. He swung his arms in different directions to try and reach any of the hands currently torturing his nerves. Being upside down already made it hard to differentiate left from right or up from down, not to mention how dizzy he was getting. 

“Guys PLehehehease! Thihis is unfahahahair!” As he whined, George decided to cease his friend's flailing arms by targeting his armpits. “GEOrge! Hahahaha!” 

“What was that? Hm?” Sapnap giggled as he continued tickling his poor friend’s hips. Dream arched his back as best he could but it was just no use. He was stuck there, dangling, only able to plead with his tormentors. Eventually he just allowed his arms to dangle. It just took too much energy to lift them, and he was losing energy fast. Even with the fingers torturing the nerves under his arms, he just couldn’t get them up.

“HEHEhehehhe guhuhuhHUYS!” Dream shook his head. With all the movement his shirt had fallen down, exposing his entire mid drift. Dream screamed when George excitedly began raking his nails up and down his bare sides. With this, tears finally hit Dream’s eyes and he cackled and squirmed. “WHY AHAHAHAHAHA!” 

“Because you’re just so adorable! And besides this was originally gonna be a trap for us. Don’t George and I deserve some revenge?”

“IHIHIHI- IhihiIHI dihihihin’t eheheheven trahahahap yohohohou!”

“Yeah well you were going to! It’s the thought that counts.” George piped up. He was still running his nails up and down. Every once in a while he’d reach around to tickle Dream’s bare tummy, scratching around his belly button. This was Dream’s limit. 

“OKAHAHAHAY IHIHIHIM SOHOHOHORRY! STAHAHAHAHAP!”

Sapnap sighed and stopped his tickling. “Alright George come on let’s cut him loose.” George in turn just pouted, giving Dream’s stomach a last few squeezes before ceasing. Dream breathed deeply and continued to giggle. He was so dizzy and all over the place it felt like. The blood had rushed to his head with all the squirming. 

He felt George wrap his arms around him in a tight hug and then heard the sound of a sword cutting web. He fell, but not far, the arms around him keeping him from hitting the ground head first. He was laid gently on the ground where he continued to laugh softly.

“Yohou guys suhuck.”

“Yeah whatever you deserved it,” George ruffled Dream’s hair. “At the very least you deserve it for being so ticklish,” “Shuhuhuhut!”

They postponed their manhunt training for later in the day. Dream needed time to brainstorm a different trap now anyways. No way was he going to make the same mistake again.

[theguardianace]

aceyyy idk if u’ve seen but i started watching haikyuu (finished s1 today!) and ive been waiting to tell you personally that i completely understand your suga obsession he is so raghdjdhfk so microwaveable. so kind and supportive and reads the team so well and everyone lights up when he’s around like holy shit. ur gray guy is awesome

ISNT HE JUST THE GUY EVER?!?!??!?! man i need to rewatch it....... do it for suga

[freebooter4ever]

"it was just an unusual night. I scored two goals and then all of a sudden i was in the mood to score more." - fed*rov after scoring 5 goals in one game

[2truehearts]

okay but why does it lowkey hurt lol

[sarah-yyy]

Jie jie, what is The Double about?

hahahahahaha i was waiting for someone to ask!! mr r has bailed on me at work again and bossman has the man flu so it's just. me at the office today. working my ass off for partners who are trying to Kill Me™.

what: period cdrama // completed // 40 eps, roughly 45 mins each where: youku (standard disclaimer that i don’t watch with subs so i don’t speak to the quality of eng subs) // i think viki is picking this up?

this is xue fangfei. daughter of a small town magistrate. married a poor scholar for love against the wishes of her dad. this turns out to be a bad, bad, bad decision because he ends up burying her alive in the mountains sometime post-marriage. :)

this all happens in like ep 1, we're just getting started.

xff ends up being rescued by jiang li, who is the prime minister's kinda-sorta-exiled daughter. jl has been stuck in a kinda-sorta-nunnery in the mountains for the past 10 years because of her evil stepmother.

i'll skip past all the other bits because there is a bit of a backstory about what happened to jl, but long story short!! jl dies (kinda-sorta-because of xff). xff decides to get justice for both herself and jl. her plan is:

1. become jiang li 2. go back to the capital 3. ?????? 4. profit make everyone pay

this is xiao heng a.k.a. su-guogong (the translation is duke su but it sounds weird to me so i'm going to stick with su-guogong). he chances upon xff while he's trying to catch a criminal.

xff, who is in the process of executing her Escape Plan, decides eh, any way to escape will do and lets s-gg arrest her to take her back to the capital for interrogation.

(yes, this is wang xingyue who played zhang zhe in kunning palace. yes he looks a++++++ in this show. i am obsessed.)

side bar, counsels, for a bit of very important information -

su-guogong recognises xue fangfei!! he knows 100% that she is not jiang li and that she is going to cause some chaos. he is Committed™ to watching this drama play out.

ANYWAY. this is the loose premise of the show. it's been fun to watch, and i'm enjoying this a lot!! why should you watch the show?

wang xingyue looks so good in this!! the fans? the capes?? i am obsessed!! everyone in the costumes department deserves a raise.

the story moves quickly and doesn't really drag on. so far, it's been nothing complicated and interesting to watch - i wouldn't say this is a plot-heavy show, just a v good 宅斗 for now, but i'm only like 10 eps in.

the torture my ex-husband who murdered me by showing up in front of him and saying all the right things to remind him of me and the fact that he killed me is so good - normally when this happens, the person looks nothing like their former self, but!! xff's looks haven't changed!! so she's just out here going - hi i am jiang li now and oh btw do you know how cold it is in the mountains where you killed me :)

look i'm......intrigued by this whole shen yurong (ex-husband) and the zhang-gongzhu storyline. i want to see how this whole thing plays out!!

eta: quick post-watch thoughts (may contain spoilers)

a v enjoyable drama!! this is a 爽剧 for reals, like all the plot points get wrapped up and we get a few cute snippets into their happily ever after!! i'm a bit :/ about the way the last few scenes were done in ep 40 (the side character deaths??? extremely unnecessary 🙄🤬 actually the whole war scene was unnecessary but i'm not complaining too much because it gave us That Scene), tbh the whole thing looked more OE leaning BE than HE to me, so the 番外 was quite important to me!! glad we got that!!

shen yurong and zhang-gongzhu both turned out to be so much more interesting than i thought!! a+++ villains, v well-written, and both actors played them beautifully 👏🏼

still an 8.5/10 rec tbh, started strong and held my interest the entire way through

[my-castles-crumbling]

Had a guy tell me today ”Period pain is needed to keep women as humble as they deserve”

bro how do you even react to that😭😭

HAHAHAHAHAHA omg okay have you seen that guy on tiktok, I think his name is Kyle Prue? he has a list of ways to piss off men? Please use one of them on this man. One that pops to mind is telling a man he gives ___ energy and pick a really tiny, nonthreatening animal. Like "Oh, that's an interesting thought. Hey has anyone ever told you you give off chipmunk energy? Like you ARE a chipmunk. It's a whole vibe." and watch him combust. Because we all know men like that think they give off lion vibes you know?

[rnp5324]

Tell me about your wolverine headcanons NOW 🙏🔥💥

HEE HEE HEE....HAHAHAHAHAHA I've got plenty (Some of these apply to my Logan too) ════ ⋆★⋆ ════ 1. Due to his time under Weapon X, Logan still contains some robotic mannerisms, especially when scanning for nearby threats. I like to imagine his face becoming stiff and expressionless, while his head rotates like a wall mounted security camera; He does it unconsciously. 2. He likes to cuss people out in different languages under his breath. I mean, the man knows like what, 18? He'll find one that somebody doesn't know in case they hear him. I also envision him using his knowledge for different code words he'd teach his teammates to give them special commands, def stems from his military work. 3. Logan likes to listen to Oldies, and Rock/Metal. It's an...interesting blend. Depends on his mood, really. He doesn't mind a nice classical jazz to wind down after a long days of work o spending time with his partners, otherwise Metal has been a healthier way to vent out his frustrations. 4. Absolutely has some animalistic quirks. Like, he purrs when he's close to his partner. He growls, snarls, roars, the whole package. He shakes like a wet dog. He cocks his head to his shoulder when he's confused about something (also like a dog (I have a bias)). He absolutely runs on all 4s in battles/climbing. Yes, he bites, and not in the hickey way. If you ask him to bite your neck, he will take a chunk with him. 5. Despite being totally left brained, he knows how to do calligraphy for meditation (something he picked up more frequently from Kikyo). He can also be kinda poetic when he feels like it, his penmanship is surprisingly good and he can write in cursive when he's focused. He's not wrong when he says he's an art teacher!! 6. Logan's sense of humor can get really grotesque. This is most likely due to his desensitization towards violence, which unfortunately, freaks most people out. A chunk of his humor is usually derived at his own expense. 7. He's always known he's Bi, he just doesn't bother telling anyone about it unless they ask. Logan thinks in the grand scheme of things, saving the world from threats is more important than who he shares a room with. 8. I made a poll about this, but I believe Logan has some type of Neurodivergence (I have AUDHD lemme cook). He def struggles with PTSD from, well, a lot of things in his life. I also like to think he has some sort of ADHD? Not just for having hyperfixations for Japan, Military machinery/weapons, animals, etc., but also the mood swing aspect of it too; Maybe it's just me, but I find Logan's angry impulse kinda relatable to my experiences? Also how he frequently forgets things. Just like me fr.... 9. Logan's body is able to insulate himself from extremely cold weather, due to his Mutation being based off of a Wolverine. This...also makes him hot easily during the warmer months of the year, and he much prefers the cold. He'll ask storm for a little snow cloud over his head every once and awhile. 10. Being so old, Logan uses a wide variety of slang from all sorts of time periods, which he has to explain to his teammates a lot so it can get pretty annoying. This also extends to his game, his old time flirts can be kind of confusing to their meaning, therefor not landing too well most of the time. 11. Despite being a grouchy old man, he is an anxious sweetheart!! Logan will pour his heart out on the people he loves, but the anxiety comes with how almost all of his relationships historically end in either tragedy or in a horrific fallout, meaning he's rather hesitant to getting into a relationship right away.

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TYSM for the ask!! ^^ omg I wish people would send me more of these, I absolutely love doing them!!!

[katerinaaqu]

I gotta research more about the mycaeans soon because its so so interesting!

If you'd be willing

Do you have some funfacts about them?

Or some comparisons (cultural, technological, artistic wise) between Homeric greece and mycaean greece?

If you want to ramble

Ohh yet another good one! Of course I am willing! What a question! Hehe Let's see what I remember as well from my times at studies! Hahahaha I love the ending though "If you want to rumble" Hahahahaha! As you see no problem with that dear! If it is rumble you want, rumble I shall deliver! Hahahahahaha!

Well unfortunately a great deal of information on the mycenaean greek society comes from some very good educated guesses based on the findings than anything else. Unfortunately even if Linear B, arguably the first known and confirmed form of archaic Greek, is valuable, we still do not have a large corpus or variety of texts. Most of the texts that are plenty even if fragmentary are mainly logistics from what we call "transactions with the palace or megaron" than actual sources of literature, laws or society and most of them were saved by luck. For ecample the extended corpus of Linear B plates found in the so-called "Nestor's Palace" in Pylos were saved only because the palace burnt, thus baking the raw clay and making the text readable nowadays. The texts however reveal valuable information on city names and goods being exchanged from one palace to another as well as names of people, official titles and gods' names! So we can tell one similarity we have is that in mycenaean times many of the gods known throughout the years of greek evolution were already known such as Zeus, Hera, Dionysus, Athena etc.

So religiously speaking they believed in the same pantheon (even if we do not have ALL the names of every god worshiped in later years the number of god names saved on the tablets can make us see that they have the same religion and culture on that part, although the worshipping practices are hard to pintpoint. The texts do mention that some offerings are made to the gods but the way they are done is subject of research. From the tablets we also know that the title of Priest and Priestess did exist so we are not, probably, speaking on a theocracy where the king is also an exlusive priest (although Homer seems to be touching the subject, making kings offer sacrifices, see for example Odysseus, and yet none of the kings also claim themselves a priest. In fact they get advised by priests)

For the political system we still make hypothesis on how it works. It seems like every major city has a region of influence around it and that transactions or taking care of the earth was regulated by the central palace or anactoron (thus the term anactorial system). It seems that the central palace was also the center of gathering goods from around the area for we have tablets that explicitly speak on transfers of goods from and to the palace outside. Of course the hypothesis that this is some sort of central palace being the residence of a king is purely hypothetical and based on the richness of its construction and its complexity rather than real evidence although the term "wanax" or "άναξ" aka "king" appears in the tablets but the hypothesis is very strong. We also see from examples such as Tyrinis a very strong connection with Anatolia and exchange of culture, for example we see the triangular arches

(image generated by me in one of my projects)

You can see examples here from Mycenae Hattusa and Tyrinis. The cultural and architectural exchanges reached their peak at about the middle of this period. Artistically speaking the Mycenaeans follow the traditions of the Minoans and we see exceptional artworks happening. For example we follow the tradition of siglia rings engraved in stone and gold and if I may some of them are of exceptional beauty for example the ring at the tomb of "Griffin's Warrior" in Pylos that dates exactly to the passage between the one civilization and the other.

In art we also see very beautiful war or hunting themes in pottery art or even in weaponry. Some researchers compared it to Minoan times and claimed that it is "less sophisticated" but quite honest some of the samples are also very well preserved even if more simple to their execution

Technologically I think the Mycenaeans were far more advanced than what people give them credit for. For example greeks are always known for their hydraulic "machines" among others but how many people know really that they managed to drain the entire lake Kopais, around the fortification of Gla like 3000 years ago? The Greeks took advantage of undergdound tunnels that naturally existed and managed to make the water escape thus creating grounds for growing crops. Kopais lake was at some point re-filled with water and in modern days people tried to re-drain it without a result and they discovered the mycenaean draining system which was still functional and to this day the lake Kopais remains drained and used for growing crops

(photo taken by me a few years ago)

For some reason at the end of bronze age internal conflicts, outside attacks as well as the Doric Greek Tribes coming from the north, created a hostile environment which led possibly to wars and conflict that eventually is estimated to have led to the fall of Palatal system. We do see for example the existence of fortifications such as Gla in the middle of nowhere which probably served as refuge for those who were getting attacked and for better supervision of the area.

(photo taken by me in the same location)

This eventually led to the beginning of the Iron Age and Homer's era with the rise of City State eventually at the Archaic Years. I believe we can talk on a small change to the situation in Homer's time although the City State form of government doesn't seem crystalized at his time we do see some of it in his epics so maybe we can talk on this change on the political spectrum with also the stopping of existence of palatial system and starting to shift to other forms of government (eventually to the upcoming centuries the kingdoms will almost cease to exist with some exceptions such as the kingdoms at upper Thessaly, Macedonia, Epirus and Sicily. Sparta is also an exception for they keep their kings but the main power is held by the elders)

We do not have much evidence on Homer's time either given how little written evidence is being saved. But we do get the shift in written language from Linear B to the Greek alphabet (adapted from the Phoenician one) which is the Alphabet we use to this day. One of the most ancient samples of it is the so-called "Nestor's Cup" which dates in the 8th century BC and includes one of the first samples of Greek Alphabetical scripture. Technologically speaking of course we have the extensive use of Iron and steel that wasn't a thing before as much and potentially we have more the use of tools for geometric shapes.

Artistically speaking we have samples of little statuettes and vases that mostly depict geometric shapes (thus giving the name to the period as "Geometric Period". We have also some of the early samples of chariot depictions in this geometric style and in fact I have heard some researchers associate this art with a narrative, potentiall even quoting the homeric poems that possibly gained popularity such as this famous sample):

Another thing that needs to be said is that at the 8th century BC we also have the beginning of an event we follow to this day, the Olympic Games which according to the scriptures that we have is placed to 776 BC

I believe this is a very crude separation but if there is more you would like to know I would be happy to respond!

[your-local-grinning-cat]

*hugs you, purring, smiling brightly*

No purroblem! 💜😸

Just to preface this, I'm fine and everything is okay, my curiosity is what motivates this.

If someone made me cry and you found out about it..what would you do?

(I will counter this with a much more light-hearted ask in the future >wo)

Well, first things first, I take care of you. You’re crying. Ĭ̸̝̱̰̿̉ ̶̘̓̄͠d̷̯̣̩̙͋ǫ̷̻̗̓ͅn̴̪̂̾’̴̡̹̞̓̊t̵͇̯̾̕ ̵̩̄́l̵̢͍̞̯̂i̶͖̇̔̕̕k̵͙̅̎ě̸̥̘͙͜ ̶̤̝̗̇t̶͖͇̺̟͑h̴̛̯̥̥̾̐̑a̴̧̡̲̅t̴͚̳͍̣͑.̶̮̰̀̉ So I’m going to take you deep into the Tulgey Wood and do whatever I need to do so that you feel better. Whatever that may be. Plushies to cuddle? A weighted blanket? A million pillows? Hot chocolate? Alcohol? Sweet food? Junk food? Funny movies? Romcoms? A little froggie on top of your head as a hat?

A̵͖̪͝ ̷̳̒f̸̢̣̭͙̤̻̄̇͒͊͝͝r̶̝̤̙̦̝͒̈́̂̉̀́ọ̸͔͇͙͚̰͂̀n̴̞̩̼̰̻̍̀̾͝͝ṭ̶̨̮̠̃́̅͊̕ ̸̢̻͉͒̿r̸̝͗̀̈́̄͒͜͜o̸̡͔̫̗͊w̴͍̄̒̐̌̚ ̴̨̨͚͂s̶̻̳̖̬̻̎̒̀̕͘ȩ̸̜̼̗̱̐̓ȁ̸͉̲̙͔̻͆t̵͔̰̮̫̃̊ ̴̨̡̱̝̖̗̀͆t̶̮̺̪͑ǫ̸̹̦́͑͘͝ ̷̜̏̉̂̅̓̆w̸̧̥̳̤͎͇̆͋̽͑̊ḫ̶͎̩͖̿̊͆̔͛͠a̸̹̤̺̅̕ͅṱ̶͖̈́̀͋ ̴͎͎͆̅͠ć̷̗̄̕̕o̴̢̭͎͔͓̔̎̀͝m̴̥͍͊̑͗̕ẻ̴̙͖̃̕s̸̥͎̎̽̔̃̌͒ͅ ̸̙̹̝͍͙͉̍̎͐͒̋̅n̷̛͔̳͉͚̆͋e̷̼̭̬̠͌̄̀͛͘ẋ̷͇̲t̶̢̺͓̖́̄͛͌͛?̷͉̦̹̔͂

You want it, you got it.

Then, in return for taking care of you ever-so-sweetly, I’m going to ask for something in return. Usually, I wouldn’t make anything in a friendship feel like an equal exchange, but, and you’ll have to forgive me for this, I’m not budging on this part. You have accepted my care. I’m only asking for the e̴̥͋x̵̩͠a̸̘̍c̸̰̈ẗ̴̙́ ̴̦͘d̵̪͘e̴̙̒t̵̼̃ä̴̯́i̶̺̋l̸̬̉ś̸ͅ ̴̩̇ó̶͎f̸͔̃ ̵̫̍w̶̏ͅh̷̼͋ä̸̜t̴̰͛ ̸̱́l̷͓̐ë̸̙́a̶̩͒d̶̝͒ ̸̱̊y̶̨̅ô̷̬ṷ̵̎ ̴̬͗ṭ̸̆ȍ̷̹ ̶̘̋ç̴͆o̴̩̿m̶͔̓e̴̗̾ ̵̼̑c̵̟͆r̵̩͊ỵ̴̒ị̴̐ṇ̶͐g̴̰͘ ̶̞͂t̴̬̐ò̷̝ ̷͕̎m̷̮͛e̵̱͝.̵͎̀ ̸̦̊

Ë̴̡̜̬̱̙̯̞̻̰͚͔́̊̾̒̎̑̏s̴̳̼͎̫̣̤̘͉̻̬̰̘̝̊̂̎̔́̽͛͆̒̒͋̒́͌̚͠͝p̶͖̘̺̠̘̣͓̙̞̟̍̏̂̽̅͠é̷̡̨̠͓̥͚͎̱̗̠̖̰̰̗̱̯͍͇͉͠c̴͔̙̥̖̀̓͛̌͗̏̚i̶͚͕̼̙͇̪͒̈́̽̓̊̈́̍̊̚͜ą̷̒̓l̵͖̯̦̩͖̗̪̯̭̺̭̺̆͛̆̒̽̃̐̈́͂̇̊͒̅̚͠l̵̛̦̩̹̣̤̞͇͇̞̙̭̗̭̇͋̂͌͊̀̽͒̈̋̑̒̉̉̇́̕͘ͅy̵̧̧͚̘̗̯͕̩͈̙͙̭̝̣̞͖͇̘̺̩̆͂̎ ̷̨̧̢̗͉̬̺̻͕͚̭̜̹̜̬̫̞͎̟͈͋͑̓̍̾̚ḏ̵̡̨̢̱̜̘̗̞̺̯̳̱̖͉͇̅͂̀̎͋̓͜͠ę̷͍̼̼̼̥͍͚͚̻̞͝ṭ̵̼̙̗̘͐̂̍̓́̈́̀̔̐̌̒̂̀̂̕͜͝ͅa̸͎̩̺̬̼̘̰̻̗̫̔̽̈͋̄̽̔͊̐͛͆̀̓͒̆ͅì̷̡͙̙̪͔͋̀̒̇̈́̾̆͆̆͆̀̃͜͠͝͝͝l̶̮̠̰͍̱͔̲̖̠̭̯̾̏̓̌̌͒̀̈̓̃̆̀̆̒̆̚̕̚͘ͅs̸͙̟̣͉̃̈́̎͌̿́̔͊͋̌͘̕͝ ̸̧̤̱̞͉͉̳̦̣̭̭̲͈͕͕͊̀̾̅̅͘͝ͅͅl̶̦̾̿̈́͐̉͗̃͘į̴̨͇̠͖̮̭̼͔̮͈̦̹͌̓͊̈́k̴̪̪̝͂͑́̈́́̉͆̌͑͝è̸͕̟̱͔͚̹̞̩̙̂̑͑̽͆̂̀͒̍̓͑̄͂͌̍ ̷̨̡̧̳̮̙̺̠̙̩̰͍̭̺̣͊́̇͊̿͂̀̋̉̽̐̔͘̚͠N̸̡̛̮̦̬̬̱̺̞̣͙̯͚̤͚̫̞͔͎͓͆̍͐̿̍͂͠͝A̴̜̠͇͓͙̫̣͉͆̎͝M̷̢̧̛͚̞̤̺̙͇͉͔̺͇̗̠̝̜͉͇͌̽̔E̴̩̖̱̪̱͙̟̞̣̻͋͛́̍̐͆͛̆́ͅS̶̛̛̛̖̘͉͙͈̘̤̗̻̳̳̦̬̦̹͓̙̓̀̆̌̌͂̍̏̈̈́̐͑́̎͘͜͠.̴̘͙̺̤̯̬̯͖̳̖̰͉̙̻̳̬̭̫̎̎͒͐́͗̈́̏̆̀̓͗͐̚͠

If one of the things you wanted was a front row seat, I will gladly provide you a TV as I go off. But even that will be edited, I’m afraid. My magic just doesn’t work well with technology sometimes - the more power being used, the harder it is for cameras to stay rolling. But that’s okay - you probably don’t actually want to see everything anyway. Don’t worry too much though - I do go to RSA after all! It’s not like I’m going to kill them.

If you try to convince me to not go after the… D̶̹̠͈̤̼͎̻͓̹̗̮̺̠̳̙͎̜̋Ȩ̶̝͔̮͇̱̫̯͈̲͔̣̞̱̌̈́͝͠T̷̡̨̧̛̥̫͕̜̗̝̳͓͓͈̩̉͆̋̇̓̈́̄̿̕͝A̶̧̟̝̱̹̞̞̦̭̜̲̅̾̊̏̓̓͌̔̈̎̐̕͜͜͝Į̷̨̰̞͇̪̖̲̼̞͎̭̘͈̖̐͜ͅL̴̛̟̳̓͊̀̓͗̍̕͜͝S̷̘͍̜͎̹̻̜̟̻̮̖̟͔̹̋͗͊́̏̆̔̒̉̽͜͠… whether I listen will depend on what they did. I may listen to you and let them go for now. Or I may simply smile at you, cuddle with you, purr lightly, hum a lullaby until you give into the siren song of sleep… then slip out of your impromptu comfort nest and go after them in the darkness of the night while you sleep dreamlessly and safely in my Wood.

Cats, no matter how supposedly domesticated, are predators, hunters, at heart.

Ą̶̤̮̬̯̹̝͙͎̪̰̟̅͐̆̿͌̔̊̔͒̒̃͗̈́̑̕͜͠n̵̡̖̫͔͎̲̼̼̩̩̍͛́̀͋̐́̈́d̴̪̜̱̫͎͙̻̗̬͍̹̄͂̀̎̂͑̀̽̚͝ ̵̛̳͌͋̂͗͛́͋̊͑Ĩ̴̪̠̞͉̞̞͕̈͆ͅ ̵̹̗̣͆̍̉̈̒a̸̡̺̭̩̣͈̯̯̾̂̑̑͠m̷̢̛͍͖͇͔̲̯̦̌͂̏͘ ̶͚̫͂̋͌̕͜ṫ̴̥̋̌͂̽͒h̵̛̫͍̹͙̤̪̓̾͘è̴̲͇̹͊̑̐ ̵̢̮̓̍̊̅̋̿Ć̵̢̗̘̜͓̫̥͊͌͋̌̏̇̿͘ḩ̶͇̥̲̗͎̭̋̉̍̂̑̋̚̚͜e̴̢̖̙̩̽̿s̶̢͇̤̺̘̯̬̘̠̋̎h̷̰̽̕i̷̫̊̔͌̉̓r̸̢̬̗͚͉̳͎͌͗̒̎̄̏͒e̶̛̻̪̹̖̮͖̋̓̍̽̉́ ̴̧̨̼̝̦̮̫̯̫̈́̍͌̒̍̈́̅͘C̶̡̛̠͚͓͎̈́̑̃͊́̏̕ͅą̶̖̘̱̖̫͒̈͘ẗ̴̨̠͙̳́̈̅̂͂̚͝.̸̧̨̧̤̖̹̘͌́̿̈́͠

I̵̟̮͍̰̝͌ ̷̧̺̪̙̾̂̉̕n̴̗̼̿̈́̉̿̎̄ē̵̠̦̤̘̻̑́͐̈́v̶̘̳͈́̅͊̎̍͠e̴̡̿̓͋ȓ̴̟̳̭̘͋͑̚ ̸̙̞̋̈d̶͎̦̩̥̣̀́͑̄̚̚i̶̢̮̻͂̈́͂̕ͅd̴͈̜̩͐͐̾̃̊͝ͅ ̸͓̟̱͊̀̍̈́͌̒͜ͅp̷̨̗̩̪͛́̓͘̕r̷̠̜͉͉̪͑̽́̋̎ơ̵͓̝̗̯̏̓̃́̄͜m̶̮̜͎͚͔̈́͛̀̚i̵̦̲͙͉̱͒̽͜s̸̡̢̺̙͚͐ę̸̫͓́ ̵̙̞͍̮̲̒ẏ̵̞̦͖͙̒̃͛̚o̴͈̩̅̀͛̀͘͝ȗ̸͍͉̦̟̗͎̓͋̑ ̸̹̤̞̟̃͂̓̒ạ̴̡̛͎͊̿͛ṋ̷͊͊̿y̵̨̘̩̣͗̃ẗ̸̺̦͎̩̫́̍̆̍͝h̷̜̹̘̄̇́̇i̵̟̿ͅͅn̸̮͔̤͗ͅg̸̺̍͋,̶͇̤͇̀ ̴̟̣̈́̒͘D̸̟͍̖͕̎ͅa̵̪̎̎͊͌r̴̪̒̑́̚͜l̶̬̹̔̀̔̃͆i̴͔̺͗̈̈́͠n̴͔͇̋͒͝.̶̦̞̻͛͊

B̵̢͆ů̶͚t̵̻͊ ̷͚̑I̶̮͝ ̸̬͗w̴̨͝i̴̜̓l̸̬͒l̴̗͌ ̸̯̾h̸͎̕a̷͙̐p̴̪͊p̸͉̕ḯ̶̯l̷̥̅ỳ̴̪ ̸̺̓p̸̪̿r̶̫͌õ̶̠m̵͈̄ḭ̸̂s̸͖̋ȩ̷̃ ̸̢͠y̴͈̑o̸̘̔u̵̦͘ ̷̬̅t̸̼̕ẖ̵̀ā̸̮t̶̜͒ ̷̪͂t̷̨̄h̵͙̚e̷̙̓y̸̳͒ ̷̮̀w̵̛̲i̶̢̊l̷͚̔l̷͓͠ ̶̰̋ñ̵̥e̵̫͝v̸̜̒ḙ̸̔ŗ̴͌ ̸͎̃b̵̡̈́o̸̮͂t̴̨͑h̸̙̒ë̵̠́r̴͖̓ ̵̥̒y̵̼̎ǫ̵͋ü̵̖ ̷̦̈́a̸̡̓g̴͍͠a̴̟͛i̴͉̚n̴͇̂.̵͠�� ̶̬͝

But this is all hypothetical, because you are just asking and are not actually hurt and crying and just pretending to be fine…

Correct? :)

[matchagyudon]

The Great War in the Land of Hearts

Keisuke Baji くっそお、あの鬼教師 明日1時間目から小テストってなんだよ！ Damn, that teacher is a demon. The hell’re you doing, giving us a pop quiz during first period tomorrow!

Keisuke Baji はぁ・・・これ以上留年するわけにはいかねぇからな テスト範囲、勉強するしかねぇな Haaah… I can’t repeat another year anymore… I guess I got no choice but to study for it.

Keisuke Baji 教科書持って帰ってきてたよな〜 ん？なんだ、カバンに本が入ってる・・・『不思議の国のアリス』？ I left my textbook at home, didn’t I… Hm? What’s this book doing in my bag… “Alice in Wonderland”?

Keisuke Baji オレのじゃねぇし多分ガッコーのだよな… 明日戻しに行くか This ain’t mine, probably the school’s… I’ll give it back tomorrow.

…

Keisuke Baji … ん… まぶしい朝？オレ途中で寝ちまったのか？ … Ugh… Why is it so bright? Did I pass out on the way home?

Keisuke Baji はあ！？どこだここ・・・寝てる間に移動したのか・・・！？ The hell!? Where is this… Was I sleepwalking…!?

Keisuke Baji ん？なんか体もちっさくねぇか？ 髪も・・つーかなんだこの帽子！？ 格好も！！ Huh? Why is my body so small? Somethin’ on my head… what’s with this hat!? And my outfit!!

Keisuke Baji 意味がわかんねぇー I dunno what’s goin’ on--

Keisuke Baji なんか腹減ったな この辺のキノコたべれっかな Damn, I’m feelin’ kinda hungry. Guess I’ll eat this weird-lookin’ mushroom.

Keisuke Baji ーパク Chomp.

Keisuke Baji う～ん・・・味はイマイチ Mmmm… Kinda tastes weird.

Takashi Mitsuya オマエ！！！ 今、そこのキノコを食べたのか！？ Hey, you!!! Did you eat that mushroom just now!?

Keisuke Baji ん？そうだけど 誰だテメェ Huh? Yeah, but who the hell are you?

Takashi Mitsuya そいつは毒キノコだ 食べると笑いが止まらなくなる！！ That mushroom’s poisonous, If you eat it, you won’t be able to stop laughing!!

Keisuke Baji 毒キノコ～？ うんなわけ•••••• A poisonous mushroom? You’re shittin me….

Keisuke Baji アハハハハハハハ！！！ なん、ハハ、笑いがアハハハ、とまんねぇ！！アハ！ Hahahahahaha!!! What-- haha-- I can’t stop-- hahaha-- laughing!! Haha!

Takashi Mitsuya ちょっと、待て解毒剤持ってるから・・・・・.. これだ、ほら飲め Hold on, I’ve got an antitode here… Here, drink up.

Keisuke Baji ーゴクリ Gulp

Keisuke Baji ハァ～！！！！ 止まった～～ Haaah!!! It stopped~

Keisuke Baji サンキューな！助かったぜ Thanks man! You saved me there.

Takashi Mitsuya いいさ、これからは無闇やたらとキノコを食うんじゃねぇぞ From now on, you shouldn’t eat weird mushrooms.

Keisuke Baji そうするわ You got it.

Spades Soldier なんか笑い声が聞こえると思って来て みたら… I thought I heard someone laughing…

Spades Soldier テメェーら、オレらスペード団のシマで何やってんだ？ What are you guys doing on Spade territory?

Takashi Mitsuya チッ、スペード団か今は会いたくなかったな Tch, damn Spades, I didn’t wanna get involved with them.

Keisuke Baji なんだ？オマエの敵か？ What, these guys your enemies?

Takashi Mitsuya 敵…まぁそんなところだな この辺を荒らしまわってるタチの悪い 奴らでさ Enemies… Yeah, I guess it’s something like that. These guys are up to no good, makin’ a mess of things around here.

Takashi Mitsuya 危ねぇからオマエは下がってろ They’re dangerous, so you better stay back.

Keisuke Baji 相手、3人もいるじゃねぇか There’s 3 of them, though?

Takashi Mitsuya このくらいちょうどいいハンデだ It’s just the perfect handicap for them.

Keisuke Baji ハハ、そうかよ Haha, is that so.

Keisuke Baji けど、さっきの礼もあるしな見てるだけってのも性に合わねぇオレも一緒に戦うぜ！！ But, I’ve still gotta thank you, so I ain’t just gonna sit here and watch-- I’ll fight with ya!!

Takashi Mitsuya オマエ、やるな！ Great job man!

Keisuke Baji そっちこそ、なかなかやるじゃねーか！ Same to you, you’re pretty good yourself!

Spades Soldier ・・・・・・勝った気になってんじゃねぇぞ …….. You haven’t won yet.

Keisuke Baji あぁ？ まだやられ足りなかったか？ Haaah? What, you still haven’t gotten your ass beat enough?

Takashi Mitsuya オイ、あそこ見る！ どうやら仲間を呼んでたみたいだ Hey, look over there! Looks like they’ve called over their buddies here.

Keisuke Baji チッ、いつの間に・・・ 2人相手に何人味方んでんだよ Tch, when did they… How many people do they need to fight the two of us…

Spades Soldier 形勢逆転ってな！！！ もうテメェらは終わりだ！！！ Now the tables have turned!!! This is the end for you guys!!!

??? オラッ！！ Oraaaaa!!

Spades Soldier ガハッ！！！ Gahhh!!!

Manjiro Sano よっ、助太刀するぜ！ Yo, help is here!

Keisuke Baji 誰だオマエ Who is this guy?

Takashi Mitsuya マイキー！ Mikey!

Keisuke Baji マイキー？ オマエの仲間か？ Mikey? This your friend?

Ken Ryuguji Can’t we chitchat later?

Haruki Hayashida まずはこいつら倒すのが先だろ We’ve gotta take down these guys first.

Keisuke Baji そうだな！！ Yeah!! …

Keisuke Baji オマエら強ぇーな あっという間に全滅じゃねぇーか You guys are pretty strong. They were all wiped out in an instand.

Haruki Hayashida 当たり前だろ オレらハート団がこんな奴らに負けるかよ！！ Of course, there’s no way the Hearts are gonna lose to a bunch of losers like them!!

Keisuke Baji ハート団？ Hearts?

Ken Ryuguji なぁ三ツ谷、こいつ誰だよ Hey Mitsuya, who’s this?

Takashi Mitsuya あぁ、スペード団に遭遇したところ一緒に戦ってくれてさ Ah, I ran into him here on the Spades territory, and we ended up fighting together.

Takashi Mitsuya マイキー、こいつスゲー強いよ Mikey, this guy’s strong, y’know.

Manjiro Sano オマエ、名前は？ You, what’s your name?

Keisuke Baji 場地圭介だ It’s Keisuke Baji.

Manjiro Sano 場地 オマエ、ハート団に入れよ Baji… Join the Hearts.

Keisuke Baji はあ！？入れって急に言われても・・・てか、ハート団って何なんだよ Haah!? You want me to join just like that… but hold on, who even are you guys?

Haruki Hayashida オマエ、ハート団を知らねぇのか！？ 無敵のマイキー率いるハート団だぜ！? You don’t know who the Hearts are!? Don’t you know the Invincible Mikey leads the Hearts?!

Keisuke Baji 聞いたことねぇな Never heard of you.

Ken Ryuguji さっき戦ってたスペード団 あいつらのせいで、困ってる奴が多いんだ The guys we just fought, the Spades, those are the ones causing a bunch of troubles around here.

Ken Ryuguji そのスペード団をぶっ潰すために結成したのがハート団だ And the Hearts were created to take down the Spades.

Keisuke Baji なるほどな I see now.

Manjiro Sano どう？入る気になった？ オマエなら歓迎する So? You gonna join us? You’re welcome here.

Keisuke Baji 歓迎するって・・.. 今日会ったばっかでいいのかよ Welcome, huh… Even though we just met today?

Manjiro Sano 一緒に戦えばなんとなくわかるだろ オマエは…..なんか面白そうだ！ You’ll see what I mean if you fight with us. After all… you’re kind of an interesting person!

Keisuke Baji なんだよそれ What is that supposed to mean…

Keisuke Baji まあ、別に目的もないし入るとするか、ハート団に Well, I guess I’m not really doing anything, so I’ll join you guys.

Manjiro Sano じゃあ、新メンバーも入ったことださっそく行くとするか Since we’ve got our newbie, let’s get going!

Manjiro Sano スペード団、ぶっ潰しに！ Let’s go beat those sorry Spades’ asses!

Draken, Mitsuya, Pah-Chin おー！ Hell yeah!

The Great War in the Land of Hearts (google.com)

[sillygoofyqueer]

projecting all my past and future period cramps onto jun wu

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I'll join you in that - let him feel the force of a gut punch every time he tries to so much as breathe, let alone move.

[therealslimshakespeare]

Gale Cleven strikes me as the sorta man who gives you a minute to realize he can see into your soul but then this look comes across his face where you can see him choosing not to comment so he says something asinine like “save me a turnip” in a tone of voice that practically says “it’s called a period Lu, for gods sake honey” and then he moves on, smirk in place, and it’s both reassuring and teasing all at once and it’s hard to write that out but I can hear him so clearly in my head it’s just how it goes

HELLO?! HELLO!! read this to me at my funeral pls.

Oh stop it hahahahahaha

[novaae]

hahahahahaha blue period is so funny its such a relief high school artists juggling dreams and reality dont exist irl lmaoooo

[coffee-or-murder]

Character Ask Game: For Lemon: Objects (16), Food and Drink (3, 16), Community and Relationships (11), Mind Body and Soul (20), Hobbies and Activities (7)

For Lemon:  📦16. Is your character willing to ask for things? Hahahahahaha no. Jokes aside there is a very specific category of things Lemon is comfortable outright asking for, and most of them involve it affecting someone else and not herself. For example she could ask Cael for spare bandages to help patch up another party member, but she couldn’t ask for them for herself. As long as the item is to help someone else she can do it. If it’s just for Herself though she’s significantly less likely to ask at all. We’ll have to see how her reincarnation affects that going forward ;D

🍽️3. Is there a food or drink your character is unwilling to try? Bugs. Any of them, but especially the squishy ones or the ones with long legs. Freaks her right the fuck out. She refuses to eat a spider at all. Period. She’ll starve or wait until she can switch her spells out to make food instead thank you very much.  

🍽️16. Is there a food texture your character doesn't like? Honestly? Not really. She’s not the biggest fan of grainy textures, but texture overall doesn’t bother her much in the long run! Texture for sure impacts the experience of eating, but it certainly won’t totally ruin it for her if the taste is still good!

🤝11. Does your character have people they think would worry about them if they got injured? Yes and no. Yes because she’s sure some family and Nick and maybe Isgrac would be worried for a bit if it was a Really Bad Injury, but mostly no because…she’s a healer? Most of her injuries she can fix herself (I say, as she’s currently dead because she didn’t have the correct spell ready to stop her from poofing from mummy rot, but this is Lemon’s Thoughts not mine wheeze), so in her mind she assumes most people would just….tell her to heal herself? She’s never really been fussed over like that since she got her healing magic, especially since with her family at least she would just heal herself before they could see she was injured to start with.

💓20. Is there a fear your character wants to learn to overcome? Bugs are yet again on the answer list lol. She so badly wants to get over her fear of spiders at least. Even if she can’t get over any other bug she wants to get over the spider fear because it’s been a problem with some of their jobs before, and she doesn’t want to be a burden >>’ 

🎲 7. What is a talent that your character is proud of? This requires Lemon to think well of herself, which is a big ask BUT I think she’s pretty proud of her cooking and baking skills. She doesn’t really see herself as being Talented as much as she sees herself as a hard worker though. 

[nrr-jaune]

I would like to think that The General isn't just plain mad but has high charisma, too. The Architect is likely one of his simp.

His goal is something progressive like taking over his nation's current reign, then world domination, then world destroying. (sth like 1st Lt.Tsurumi from Golden Kamuy teehee)

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👇Below are my two cents on The Architect.

It's for the sake of my new fanfiction I think I'm passionate enough to finish! (Later, I'll shoot myself in the foot for saying this.)

(I'll put some more related images in the future too, probably.)

The Architect

1. The Architect

1.1 Probably a French aristocrat

a) clothes - purple is considered a color for royalty, clothes belong to colonisation period

b) periwig/fake white hair - popular fashion among high class french

c) the unlockable theme for the spy's costume is literally called Aristocrat

1.2 Transport via hot air balloon

1.3 Hold onto the value of feudalism

a) has robot servant and robot guards

b) living in luxury

1.4 His name suggests that he is:

a) This mansion's architect

b) He is The General's architect - the plans the spy is tasked to get are possibly designs of other in-game architectures ie. Volcano Lair, Space Station

2. The Mansion

2.1 The General's mansion - purposefully made for The General

2.2 The Architect's mansion - originally his home

a) wine cellar = certified rich guy

b) has a room with The General's face on it - either this mean this is a room for The General upon his visit or meant to store his plan only

3. Relationship with The General

3.1 Relative (meh)

3.2 Friend

a) If the room with General's face on it belongs to him, it can be deduced that he is a frequent guest to the mansion

b) He comes to prevent the spy from taking the plans by himself because he is either afraid that The General will be upset about it or this is a matter of personal since it concerns both his pride as an architect and The General's interest

3.3 Benefactor

a) Since aristrocrats are losing or already lost their privileges, having The General, who is ambitious about conquering/destroying the world, The Architect thinks The General can help him taking the privileges back to the nobles once The General has turn into a big shot. Being his architect means he will gain the man's favor in the future!

3.4 A combination of friend and benefactor

If anyone wants to share an idea or two please do! You can be my benefactor this way hahahAHAHAHA >:)