#PERIOD HAHAHAHAHAHA

[fella-lovin-fella]

well well well... if it isn't the consequences of my inaction

[haysaprocky]

i need to have sex soon so i stop eating and walking and eating and walking

[2truehearts]

okay but why does it lowkey hurt lol

[my-castles-crumbling]

Had a guy tell me today ”Period pain is needed to keep women as humble as they deserve”

bro how do you even react to that😭😭

HAHAHAHAHAHA omg okay have you seen that guy on tiktok, I think his name is Kyle Prue? he has a list of ways to piss off men? Please use one of them on this man. One that pops to mind is telling a man he gives ___ energy and pick a really tiny, nonthreatening animal. Like "Oh, that's an interesting thought. Hey has anyone ever told you you give off chipmunk energy? Like you ARE a chipmunk. It's a whole vibe." and watch him combust. Because we all know men like that think they give off lion vibes you know?

[sarah-yyy]

Hi! Your taste in dramas is impeccable and you got me into more than I can count, so I come to the expert for advice.

Recently I was watching Perfect Match, usually after lunch, and my spouse would hang out with me but make it clear he was not watching it because he wasn't interested.

Dear reader, he got hooked.

Now he's asked me for period cdramas with low af stakes (when the characters were having difficulties he'd go do something else and tell me to fill him in after because he was having a hard time seeing them suffer).

Can you or your followers recommend me cozy, no stakes or very low stakes, period cdramas to watch with my spouse? Thank you! And thank you for an amazing taste!

YES I CAN!!! nonny, watch my favourite Feel Good cdrama:

new life begins - i've just linked directly to my rec post which will give you an overview into the show! this show supplied me with enough serotonin to get through a very rough month tbh, it's a nice, low stakes watch and v, v heartwarming!! :')

unfortunately for your spouse, period cdramas are usually not low stakes hahahahahaha it's all about the Trials and Tribulations, and my favourite ones involve copious amounts the male lead suffering, especially when it involves close up shots of a single tear rolling down the male lead's cheek, or uhhh, beautifully shot blood-spitting scenes 😂

if anyone else has a rec, feel free to drop it here!!

[bqstqnbruin]

Just Friends - Part 7

Happy Friday before Christmas and Hanukkah to those who celebrate!

Read the previous part here!

Warnings: hahahahahaha (and swearing)

WC: 3305

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“What are you doing this weekend?” Javier bursts into Emeline’s classroom, causing her to nearly drop the beakers she was trying to put away. 

The last period of the week had just let out, the teachers trapped in the building until their contract hours were up even though the only thing they wanted was to go home. She needed something to do, and what better task than cleaning her lab in a futile attempt to make her next week that much easier for herself?

Thanksgiving had just passed, leading the students to be more feral than normal for who knows what reason, their energy unfortunately renewed after their long break, the teachers more agitated than normal because of the students, and admin more oblivious to all of this than normal because that’s what they did best at times like these. 

“Hibernating,” Emeline deadpans, looking around her classroom. Her energy was depleting fast, the motivation to clean already gone.

Javier laughs. “Nothing fun planned?” 

Emeline shakes her head, walking back over to her desk to start to pack up her bag. “After this week? Do you know how much glassware my kids broke?”

“Over or under a thousand dollars?”

Emeline thinks for a second. “I would love to believe it’s under,” she groans, sitting down at her desk. “Do we think Anderson would approve it if I bought more beakers?”

The two exchange a look before both saying, “No.”

“I’ll buy them for you,” he tells her, taking out his phone. But, come on, you can’t be doing nothing this weekend. Fran and Maddy have nothing planned?”

“Fran I think is already on her way home to see her brother for something and Maddy is probably going to be out with John all weekend that he’s not doing his own job. Plus, I one hundred percent have a hot date.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah, my bed and the fictional men in the books that I read are going to be very happy together.”

Javier opens and closes his mouth while he tries to find the words. “Sometimes it’s better to lie to people.” 

“Lying involves way more energy than I have. Anyway, why do you care? You’ve never asked me about my weekend plans.”

“That’s not true.”

“What did I do last weekend?”

Javier stares at her for a second, the smirk on Emeline’s face growing because she knew she was right. “Whatever. You probably did the same thing you’re planning on doing this weekend, apparently. There’s a new place in the city that I want to try and no one else wants to go with me.”

“So?”

“Do you want to go?”

“I love being the last choice. It’s every girl's dream.”

“I’ll pay.”

“I love getting free food, it’s every girl’s dream,” she said, in the same sarcastic tone as before despite the fact that she meant it this time. She looked around her classroom, the chairs in disarray and her back lab counters covered in things she should have put away earlier in the week. “God, I really should put all this stuff away, first.”

Javier looks to the back of her classroom. “It’s a Monday problem now, come on.” 

“Hey, there’s an arm in this sleeve,” Emeline protests as Javier grabs her by the coat, dragging her along to the T stop right near their school. This seemed suspicious, given that he was putting her on the red line to go out to what she for some reason assumed was a dinner despite the fact that it was barely four pm. “Are we going for a senior citizen discount here?”

“It gets really busy, really fast,” Javier claims, not looking up from his phone. He was getting text after text from a bunch of different unsaved numbers, Emeline knowing he would never not save it once he knew who it was. But why was he smiling? “Even if we get there at 4:30 like Maps is saying we will, we’re going to have to wait at least an hour and a half or longer before we can sit.”

“Reservations aren’t a thing?” she asks dryly. The last thing she wanted to do after a long week was wait a long time to get food. Lunch was at eleven am, dinner time was supposed to start right when she got home, which seemed to be getting later and later as the semester wore on.

“They don’t take them, and I didn’t even know you would say yes if I wanted to put our names in.”

Emeline laughs. “See, that’s where you’re different from everyone else in my life. They would just put our names down and then use that as a reason why we would have to go, no choice given.” 

“Even Jeremy is like that?”

Emeline looks at him, Javier still glued to his phone and whatever looked to be a group chat that was going off on his screen. Was Jeremy like that? “Jeremy would have asked me two weeks in advance and then confirmed three times day of to make sure I still wanted to go. He wouldn’t make me do anything I didn’t want to.” She wasn’t even sure if that was true. But it seemed like it would be. 

“Look at you blushing,” Javier teases her, Emeline not even realizing the heat in her face was visible to him. “So you’re not still seeing that Kaylen guy?”

“Um, no actually, I’m not,” she tells him, not even bothering to correct him. “After seven years, we’re not together anymore.” 

Javier’s face drops. “Oh, Em, I’m sorry.”

Emeline shrugs, like the last seven years she had been with him were nothing, like she was trying to tell herself, it was just a blip in her own timeline. “It’s fine. It happened last week. I haven’t even told Fran and Maddy yet.”

“Well that explains it.” 

“Explains what?”

“You’ve been off all week.”

Emeline thinks back, trying to figure out if he was right. She didn’t have time to show emotion in her classroom; everything was about the students. If she was having a bad day, she had to pretend like she wasn’t because her students needed her to not have a bad day. She had to go on like everything was normal, like she hadn’t just ended something with someone who was in her life when it felt like it all came crashing down. She went on like she always did. “I have not.”

“You made the girls run four miles as a cool down yesterday.”

“They have to run between three and five every game.” 

“We’re not even in season.” 

“So I pushed them a little harder, that doesn’t mean I’ve been off.” 

“They were in full gear.”

“And?”

“You ran with them.” 

“I was setting an example as their coach. If I can’t do it, how do I expect them to do it?”

“Why haven’t you told Fran and Maddy?” Javier asks, giving up as he drags her into the train she didn’t even realize had pulled up in front of them. They managed to find two seats, their bags in their laps as people squished in all around them. “You tell them everything.”

“It happened while we were up in Vermont and then they left for Thanksgiving.” 

“And you didn’t have time to tell them in the last week?”

“I would get home and just go to bed.” 

“That’s what happens when you run four miles as a cool down,” Javier teases, nudging her shoulder with his. “You’re worried about something. You would have told them if you weren’t afraid.”

Emeline glares at him. “What are you talking about?” 

Javier laughs, looking back down at his phone, the unknown numbers in the group chat sending message after message. “You would have told them if you weren’t afraid,” he repeats. “You aren’t afraid of what they’ll do to him, because I know you don’t have it in you to care because I know they’ll threaten to kill him but they’ll never actually go through with it because neither of them could survive in jail. You’re afraid they’re going to bring up you liking Jeremy as the reason why you broke up with him, whether it’s true or not.”

“It’s not true.”

“You can tell me that, but did you fight to stay with Kenny? Did you fight him when you broke up? Because I know you well enough to know that you wouldn’t have initiated it if it meant that it was going to hurt him.” 

Emeline stares at her bag, noticing every out of place piece of thread on the Vera Bradley bag her grandmother bought her when she started at Boston College. The bag was old by fashion standards, looking like it had taken a beating the last how many years she had owned it. The straps were ripping, the zipper was close to its last leg. The fabric on the bottom of the bag had worn away from it constantly being kicked out of the way by either a student or herself when they needed to come ask her something at her desk. It was one of the last things her grandmother gave her. “Keelan broke up with me. But I didn’t fight him. I just told him I didn’t care anymore.” 

“Well, forget about him,” Javier says, getting up and dragging her yet again towards this unknown restaurant he never told her the name of. The cold air outside hit her face much harder than she expected, the chill of November turning into December somehow catching her off guard despite being from Massachusetts. “We’re going to have fun tonight. So much fun, in fact, that the name Cameron will be the last thing from your mind.”

Emeline finally lets out a laugh. “Well, considering that wasn’t his name, it shouldn’t be that hard.” Javier leads her down the street, a part of Boston that Emeline barely ever went to. She was sure that the Garden was somewhere close to them, practically forcing her mind to wander to Jeremy. 

Jeremy is the same as Keelan was when they first got together. The difference was that Jeremy hasn’t stopped acting like he cares for Emeline, like she lit up the room for him whenever she was around. Jeremy was the one to check on her no matter what, he was the one who could tell when she was feeling off for one reason or another, he was the one who knew and could anticipate everything about her. He definitely was falling in love with her. She could see it in everything he did.

Keelan hadn’t acted like that since they got together.  

“Can I ask you something, and promise you won’t get mad?” Javier asks, snapping her out of her thoughts.

“We both know if you have to say that then I will definitely be getting mad at you.” 

“Did you really love Kingston? More than you love Jeremy?”

“Woah, wait,” Emeline stops, Javier nearly falling over at the sudden change in momentum. “I never said I love Jeremy.” 

“Emeline,” Javier lets out, shaking his head. “You light up whenever someone mentions his name. Your students have been talking about how much you talk about hockey now in your class, way more than you ever talked about lacrosse despite the fact that you told me that was what helped you get through college and high school. Your phone background for the last month has been a picture of the two of you sitting on a couch together, mid-laugh, and I don’t know about you, but I don’t look at someone I don’t love the way you are looking at each other.” 

Emeline looks down at her feet, pulling her bag close to her body. “I did love Keelan. I think I loved him until I met Jeremy.” She could feel her face getting hot despite the wind hitting it, sniffling and finally letting the tears that had been stinging her eyes fall down her cheeks. What if she was just miss reading things with Jeremy? What if he wasn’t falling in love with her? “What if I messed everything up with Keelan for a guy who won’t ever love me back?” 

“If he knows what’s good for him, he probably loved you the moment he saw you.” The two of them just stand on the sidewalk for a moment, ignoring the snides of the people who were dodging them. “Do you still want to go to this tonight?”

She shakes her head, trying her best to blink away the hot that she knew were about to fall if she dwelled on this any more.. “We can go. I think it’ll be good. Take my mind off whatever Inferno-like journey is about to go on.”

Javier gives a hesitant laugh with her. “You should have been an English teacher.”

“Have you seen me try to write an essay?”

Javier takes her hand again, leading her down the street. What would happen if she and Jeremy had started dating? She had insisted for so long that the feelings she had for him were friendly at best, nothing more. But they weren’t. She wasn’t sure they ever were.

“We’re here.” Javier stops so abruptly, Emeline nearly knocks him off his feet. There were no signs anywhere, just a building.

“Is this where you take your murder victims or something? This isn’t a restaurant.” 

“Stop reading murder mystery books,” Javier laughs, pulling her inside. 

Javier leads her up a set of stairs, the entire inside of the building pitch black. He opens a door, leading her into a room, which is again, pitch black. Emeline couldn’t even see her hands in front of her face if she tried. “If you kill me, I’m going to come back and haunt you.”

“I wouldn’t put it past you, Em,” she hears, not Javier’s voice. 

Before she could say anything, the lights turn on, what sounded like a hundred voices yelling, ‘Surprise’ at her. Emeline gasps, her hands flying to cover her mouth. “What the hell?”

Fran, Maddy, and Johnny stand in front of a crowd of her friends; people from high school who she hadn’t seen in years, classmates from college, her teammates, guys from the men’s team, various other random people that she swore she knew from years past that Fran and Maddy had kept in touch with, Johnny and Jeremy’s teammates and their partners they just met last week. 

“What is this?” she says, Javier hugging her from behind.

“Happy birthday.”

“I’m offended that you thought we would kill you here of all places,” Fran says, her and Maddy squeezing her tight for a hug as Javier takes her work bag from her. 

“If anything, we would do it where no one would find you until you started to smell.” 

“I’ve never had a surprise party,” Emeline says, looking at everything in awe. The space was lit up with fairy lights strung up everywhere, clear balloons filled with confetti in various shades of green, her favorite color, floating everywhere. There was a ‘Happy 25th Birthday Emeline,’ sign in the back, with an easel that said ‘Leave your favorite memory with Em’ on the table right below it, already covered with things from all her friends that were there. The food tables were off to the side, the walls decorated with pictures of her and her friends. She could make out pictures with her dad and grandmother from when she was little, pictures of her, Fran and Maddy when they first met at their summer camp before starting as freshmen, the picture of her and Jeremy that was the aforementioned lock screen on her phone. “Did you guys do all this?”

Fran, Javier, and Maddy all shake their heads. “We just did the guest list,” Maddy admits, “And Javier was in charge of getting you here from work.”

Emeline shakes her head, confused. “Then who did all this?” The only other person who knew she never had a surprise party was Keelan. It couldn’t have been him. He wouldn’t break up with her and throw her a party a week later, would he? 

“I did,” she hears, watching Jeremy come out from the crowd of people in front of her. She should be cringing at how dramatic and corny it was of him to do that, but she felt her heart race instead. Of course, he would do this for her. “Happy birthday, Emeline.”

“To our friend Emeline,” Johnny yells, Emeline not even noticing that everyone had glasses passed out to them while she was lost looking at Jeremy. She could feel her heart starting to race just looking at him, barely caring that everyone who meant something to her was staring at her. 

Everyone raises their glasses, one of her own finding its way to her hands without her looking away from Jeremy. 

“To Emeline.” 

Everyone floods her before she can process what was going on, wishing her happy birthday and trying to get in a minimal conversation with her as Fran, Maddy, Javier, and Johnny didn’t leave her side. The entire time, she focused on Jeremy standing off to the side, swirling his drink in his glass while he couldn’t seem to take his eyes off her. 

The party finally officially starts, the music loud, her friends dancing, eating, and laughing. Emeline finally goes over to Jeremy, taking his hand and dragging him out to the hallway she had come in from. 

“You did this?”

Jeremy looks down at his feet, his cheeks turning red. “Of course.”

“But, why?” Emeline lets out, feeling her heart race. 

“Emeline, you know I would do anything for you.” Emeline could feel her heart swell. God, she did have feelings for him. Fran and Javier might be right that she was in love with him. She wanted to love him. She just didn’t know if she did; her feelings for him were different than what she felt for Keelan. She felt better about Jeremy. She felt safer with him around, more at ease. She wanted to see him whenever she could, wanted to talk to him to hear his voice. 

She wanted to kiss him right there. She stepped closer to him, Jeremy reaching out to take her hand in his. Emeline starts to lean forward, her mind not registering Jeremy doing the same because her heart was beating so loud that even she was sure he could hear it. He had to want to kiss her, too, right?

“Em,” Fran interrupts, Emeline disconnecting from Jeremy and nearly jumping into the wall behind her. “Come back here!” 

Jeremy lets out a nervous laugh, looking back down at his feet. “Let’s go. It’s your party, you should be in there.”

Emeline takes his hand back in hers, feeling him give her a gentle squeeze. They walk back in, Jeremy leading her. He stops, dropping her hand immediately, Emeline moving around him to see why he stopped.

Her heart dropped. 

“Keelan?” Emeline walks up to him, not expecting to see him, but not wanting to either. “What are you doing here? How did you know about this?”

“Fran and Maddy invited me.” Emeline looks over at her roommates, their confused looks reminding her that they had no idea what happened the week before. “I had to come to my girlfriend's birthday.” 

“Can we go talk somewhere else?” Emeline whispers. 

“In a bit. First, I have to do this, especially in front of all our friends.” Keelan reaches into his pocket, getting down on one knee and making Emeline feel like she was about to vomit at the thought that he was friends with people in this room too and what she was sure he was about to do. “Emeline Odette Pritchard, will you marry me?” 

[soleil-in-the-sky]

Are you trying to give your OCs something to wear but feel that all you do has no style? Have you scoured the internet for clothing design tutorials and still cant come up with anything you like? Many years ago, I had this problem. I now know that while I knew the basics of clothing design, I did not know how to IMPLEMENT them because I had zero fashion vocabulary! I finally solved this by creating........

My clothing design inspiration board! It has a bunch of different types of clothes, accessories, patterns, and the like!

As a bonus, below the read more are some clothing/costume design advice primarily for character design purposes!

These are (sorta) recreations of notes—made for the general ideas section—which are currently impossible to find (though the advice below has more thoughts.) never mind guys i found them so now this post is gonna be a bit disjointed cause im just gonna slap in any unique advice from there. on top of the fact this has been sitting in my drafts for 3 thousand years. so, if this is hard to understand tell me and i will make a new version with a more unified and serious writing style.

first two-and-a-half advice were written yesterday who knows how long ago on pinterest, thats why they sound so informal. actually the whole post is so informal wow

Varied wardrobe:

[Title: Varied wardrobe]. If you have the time, give your characters different outfits! That can tell us so much more! (Not part of OG notes, but giving OCs different outfits for different situations can reveal stuff about different sides or layers of their personalities/headspaces! You can also just give them a wardrobe of different clothes. Either way, you can have different outfits have similar silhouettes and/or shapes, or have them be completely different, which could be used for a purpose like what I talked about above.)

Layers:

[Title: Layers]. Layers........... layeersssss....... yes.......... uhhh, yea I love layers (this is def not what i sounded like in the OG note) So layers! They make your outfits more interesting! They're really cool and, in my opinion, they make outfits feel more real. Also they give you an excuse to go crazy go stupid with clothing designs hahahahahaha brb im gonna go put 5 shirts on my OC plus 50 scarves and 2 hats (DEF not what I said in the OG notes its been a while and i have a lot more thoughts about this now)

ok and some thoughts from the original notes: Layering can tell us a lot about your character. You can even merge different clothing items! Think about it: short sleeves on long sleeves can make for a unique touch on an otherwise boring shirt. Go ham on the combinations!

Research (this one's important):

[Title: Research (this one's important)]. Research is cool! Look at all those buttons [, click: here: for link], no wonder there was a button shortage. Also obviously you have to research stuff before writing about another culture otherwise its gonna be some inaccurate crap. a well researched portrayal will be way more interesting and research (at least for me) can be rewarding in general. But you can also do research on time periods, jobs, and more! Research can be intimidating, but sometimes, you just gotta do it. And as I said about well-researched portrayals being more interesting, researching can give you ideas you would've never thought about [, click: here: for link to source]. Told ya research makes stuff more interesting. (really realizing these are more than just recaps, wow. im even citing crap.) So yeah, research is important for many aspects of storytelling, including costuming, and even if it's scary, your future self will thank you.

Imagery:

[Title: Imagery]. This is where you unleash your inner English teacher. You slap some object's shape, pattern, image, etc. somewhere to represent something. It could represent some deep-seated secret of the character, but it doesn't even have to be deep. It may just be a simple reference to a personality trait. Where you put the symbolism can also mean different things, like for example, hearts on a character are usually positive symbolism, but a heart on the sole of a shoe can, if you so desire, mean the character crushes others dreams.

Clothing variations:

[Title: Clothing variations]. Just look at this [, click: here: for link to an image of variations of vests]. Details. You can change them. All the details. Play around with them. Go even further, change the details no one notices. Have you ever seen a denim shirt? No? Make it happen. Make all those weird things happen. Yeah, that's it really.

Details:

[Title: Details]. (literally just copy-pasting the original note apart from maybe one awkward word replaced) Simple details like buttons, hemlines, lace or pleats can make your outfit feel all the more real. The possibilities are endless for such small add-ons.

Don't limit yourself to one type of anything, it's why I made this board! (Other than my own lack of ideas.) For example, learning to draw pockets is cool and all, but are you sure that's all you can do? I have a whole section for them!

So yeah that's it. I am tired and this post is very disjointed.

[haysaprocky]

[matchagyudon]

The Great War in the Land of Hearts

Keisuke Baji くっそお、あの鬼教師 明日1時間目から小テストってなんだよ！ Damn, that teacher is a demon. The hell’re you doing, giving us a pop quiz during first period tomorrow!

Keisuke Baji はぁ・・・これ以上留年するわけにはいかねぇからな テスト範囲、勉強するしかねぇな Haaah… I can’t repeat another year anymore… I guess I got no choice but to study for it.

Keisuke Baji 教科書持って帰ってきてたよな〜 ん？なんだ、カバンに本が入ってる・・・『不思議の国のアリス』？ I left my textbook at home, didn’t I… Hm? What’s this book doing in my bag… “Alice in Wonderland”?

Keisuke Baji オレのじゃねぇし多分ガッコーのだよな… 明日戻しに行くか This ain’t mine, probably the school’s… I’ll give it back tomorrow.

…

Keisuke Baji … ん… まぶしい朝？オレ途中で寝ちまったのか？ … Ugh… Why is it so bright? Did I pass out on the way home?

Keisuke Baji はあ！？どこだここ・・・寝てる間に移動したのか・・・！？ The hell!? Where is this… Was I sleepwalking…!?

Keisuke Baji ん？なんか体もちっさくねぇか？ 髪も・・つーかなんだこの帽子！？ 格好も！！ Huh? Why is my body so small? Somethin’ on my head… what’s with this hat!? And my outfit!!

Keisuke Baji 意味がわかんねぇー I dunno what’s goin’ on--

Keisuke Baji なんか腹減ったな この辺のキノコたべれっかな Damn, I’m feelin’ kinda hungry. Guess I’ll eat this weird-lookin’ mushroom.

Keisuke Baji ーパク Chomp.

Keisuke Baji う～ん・・・味はイマイチ Mmmm… Kinda tastes weird.

Takashi Mitsuya オマエ！！！ 今、そこのキノコを食べたのか！？ Hey, you!!! Did you eat that mushroom just now!?

Keisuke Baji ん？そうだけど 誰だテメェ Huh? Yeah, but who the hell are you?

Takashi Mitsuya そいつは毒キノコだ 食べると笑いが止まらなくなる！！ That mushroom’s poisonous, If you eat it, you won’t be able to stop laughing!!

Keisuke Baji 毒キノコ～？ うんなわけ•••••• A poisonous mushroom? You’re shittin me….

Keisuke Baji アハハハハハハハ！！！ なん、ハハ、笑いがアハハハ、とまんねぇ！！アハ！ Hahahahahaha!!! What-- haha-- I can’t stop-- hahaha-- laughing!! Haha!

Takashi Mitsuya ちょっと、待て解毒剤持ってるから・・・・・.. これだ、ほら飲め Hold on, I’ve got an antitode here… Here, drink up.

Keisuke Baji ーゴクリ Gulp

Keisuke Baji ハァ～！！！！ 止まった～～ Haaah!!! It stopped~

Keisuke Baji サンキューな！助かったぜ Thanks man! You saved me there.

Takashi Mitsuya いいさ、これからは無闇やたらとキノコを食うんじゃねぇぞ From now on, you shouldn’t eat weird mushrooms.

Keisuke Baji そうするわ You got it.

Spades Soldier なんか笑い声が聞こえると思って来て みたら… I thought I heard someone laughing…

Spades Soldier テメェーら、オレらスペード団のシマで何やってんだ？ What are you guys doing on Spade territory?

Takashi Mitsuya チッ、スペード団か今は会いたくなかったな Tch, damn Spades, I didn’t wanna get involved with them.

Keisuke Baji なんだ？オマエの敵か？ What, these guys your enemies?

Takashi Mitsuya 敵…まぁそんなところだな この辺を荒らしまわってるタ���の悪い 奴らでさ Enemies… Yeah, I guess it’s something like that. These guys are up to no good, makin’ a mess of things around here.

Takashi Mitsuya 危ねぇからオマエは下がってろ They’re dangerous, so you better stay back.

Keisuke Baji 相手、3人もいるじゃねぇか There’s 3 of them, though?

Takashi Mitsuya このくらいちょうどいいハンデだ It’s just the perfect handicap for them.

Keisuke Baji ハハ、そうかよ Haha, is that so.

Keisuke Baji けど、さっきの礼もあるしな見てるだけってのも性に合わねぇオレも一緒に戦うぜ！！ But, I’ve still gotta thank you, so I ain’t just gonna sit here and watch-- I’ll fight with ya!!

Takashi Mitsuya オマエ、やるな！ Great job man!

Keisuke Baji そっちこそ、なかなかやるじゃねーか！ Same to you, you’re pretty good yourself!

Spades Soldier ・・・・・・勝った気になってんじゃねぇぞ …….. You haven’t won yet.

Keisuke Baji あぁ？ まだやられ足りなかったか？ Haaah? What, you still haven’t gotten your ass beat enough?

Takashi Mitsuya オイ、あそこ見る！ どうやら仲間を呼んでたみたいだ Hey, look over there! Looks like they’ve called over their buddies here.

Keisuke Baji チッ、いつの間に・・・ 2人相手に何人味方んでんだよ Tch, when did they… How many people do they need to fight the two of us…

Spades Soldier 形勢逆転ってな！！！ もうテメェらは終わりだ！！！ Now the tables have turned!!! This is the end for you guys!!!

??? オラッ！！ Oraaaaa!!

Spades Soldier ガハッ！！！ Gahhh!!!

Manjiro Sano よっ、助太刀するぜ！ Yo, help is here!

Keisuke Baji 誰だオマエ Who is this guy?

Takashi Mitsuya マイキー！ Mikey!

Keisuke Baji マイキー？ オマエの仲間か？ Mikey? This your friend?

Ken Ryuguji Can’t we chitchat later?

Haruki Hayashida まずはこいつら倒すのが先だろ We’ve gotta take down these guys first.

Keisuke Baji そうだな！！ Yeah!! …

Keisuke Baji オマエら強ぇーな あっという間に全滅じゃねぇーか You guys are pretty strong. They were all wiped out in an instand.

Haruki Hayashida 当たり前だろ オレらハート団がこんな奴らに負けるかよ！！ Of course, there’s no way the Hearts are gonna lose to a bunch of losers like them!!

Keisuke Baji ハート団？ Hearts?

Ken Ryuguji なぁ三ツ谷、こいつ誰だよ Hey Mitsuya, who’s this?

Takashi Mitsuya あぁ、スペード団に遭遇したところ一緒に戦ってくれてさ Ah, I ran into him here on the Spades territory, and we ended up fighting together.

Takashi Mitsuya マイキー、こいつスゲー強いよ Mikey, this guy’s strong, y’know.

Manjiro Sano オマエ、名前は？ You, what’s your name?

Keisuke Baji 場地圭介だ It’s Keisuke Baji.

Manjiro Sano 場地 オマエ、ハート団に入れよ Baji… Join the Hearts.

Keisuke Baji はあ！？入れって急に言われても・・��てか、ハート団って何なんだよ Haah!? You want me to join just like that… but hold on, who even are you guys?

Haruki Hayashida オマエ、ハート団を知らねぇのか！？ 無敵のマイキー率いるハート団だぜ！? You don’t know who the Hearts are!? Don’t you know the Invincible Mikey leads the Hearts?!

Keisuke Baji 聞いたことねぇな Never heard of you.

Ken Ryuguji さっき戦ってたスペード団 あいつらのせいで、困ってる奴が多いんだ The guys we just fought, the Spades, those are the ones causing a bunch of troubles around here.

Ken Ryuguji そのスペード団をぶっ潰すために結成したのがハート団だ And the Hearts were created to take down the Spades.

Keisuke Baji なるほどな I see now.

Manjiro Sano どう？入る気になった？ オマエなら歓迎する So? You gonna join us? You’re welcome here.

Keisuke Baji 歓迎するって・・.. 今日会ったばっかでいいのかよ Welcome, huh… Even though we just met today?

Manjiro Sano 一緒に戦えばなんとなくわかるだろ オマエは…..なんか面白そうだ！ You’ll see what I mean if you fight with us. After all… you’re kind of an interesting person!

Keisuke Baji なんだよそれ What is that supposed to mean…

Keisuke Baji まあ、別に目的もないし入るとするか、ハート団に Well, I guess I’m not really doing anything, so I’ll join you guys.

Manjiro Sano じゃあ、新メンバーも入ったことださっそく行くとするか Since we’ve got our newbie, let’s get going!

Manjiro Sano スペード団、ぶっ潰しに！ Let’s go beat those sorry Spades’ asses!

Draken, Mitsuya, Pah-Chin おー！ Hell yeah!

The Great War in the Land of Hearts (google.com)

[sillygoofyqueer]

projecting all my past and future period cramps onto jun wu

HAHAHAHAHAHA, I'll join you in that - let him feel the force of a gut punch every time he tries to so much as breathe, let alone move.

[therealslimshakespeare]

Gale Cleven strikes me as the sorta man who gives you a minute to realize he can see into your soul but then this look comes across his face where you can see him choosing not to comment so he says something asinine like “save me a turnip” in a tone of voice that practically says “it’s called a period Lu, for gods sake honey” and then he moves on, smirk in place, and it’s both reassuring and teasing all at once and it’s hard to write that out but I can hear him so clearly in my head it’s just how it goes

HELLO?! HELLO!! read this to me at my funeral pls.

Oh stop it hahahahahaha

[fossuchi]

hahahahahaha honto jp suspends any sales of discontinued works after a period

so now i have 36 chapters of a series that got axed at 40

AND A BITCH JUST PULLED A KNIFE

AND I CANT READ THE FINAL 4 CHAPTERS????????

BECAUSE THE SALES PERIOD HAS ENDED?????

[jillaxkalangg]

tawang tawa ako kasi parang ovulation period lang namin parehas ni jo hahahaha nagprint kami ng braso pictures ni seungcheol para ilagay sa table namin sa office. nagsukat rin kami ng possible heights ni cheol, gyu at wonu. tapos tawang tawa ako kasi taena 6 footer pala si rowoon, girl i kenat kasi nakatayo na ko sa chair at probably dun ang eye level namin hahahaha gagu sabay comment ni jo na hindi na raw kailangan lumuhod kasi kahit nakaupo ka lang kayang kaya na hahahahahaha sabi ko effortless atleast hindi sasakit tuhod ko huey mali teh

hay isang kiss lang ba cheol ako na bahala mag-move on

[novaae]

hahahahahaha blue period is so funny its such a relief high school artists juggling dreams and reality dont exist irl lmaoooo

[coffee-or-murder]

Character Ask Game: For Lemon: Objects (16), Food and Drink (3, 16), Community and Relationships (11), Mind Body and Soul (20), Hobbies and Activities (7)

For Lemon:  📦16. Is your character willing to ask for things? Hahahahahaha no. Jokes aside there is a very specific category of things Lemon is comfortable outright asking for, and most of them involve it affecting someone else and not herself. For example she could ask Cael for spare bandages to help patch up another party member, but she couldn’t ask for them for herself. As long as the item is to help someone else she can do it. If it’s just for Herself though she’s significantly less likely to ask at all. We’ll have to see how her reincarnation affects that going forward ;D

🍽️3. Is there a food or drink your character is unwilling to try? Bugs. Any of them, but especially the squishy ones or the ones with long legs. Freaks her right the fuck out. She refuses to eat a spider at all. Period. She’ll starve or wait until she can switch her spells out to make food instead thank you very much.  

🍽️16. Is there a food texture your character doesn't like? Honestly? Not really. She’s not the biggest fan of grainy textures, but texture overall doesn’t bother her much in the long run! Texture for sure impacts the experience of eating, but it certainly won’t totally ruin it for her if the taste is still good!

🤝11. Does your character have people they think would worry about them if they got injured? Yes and no. Yes because she’s sure some family and Nick and maybe Isgrac would be worried for a bit if it was a Really Bad Injury, but mostly no because…she’s a healer? Most of her injuries she can fix herself (I say, as she’s currently dead because she didn’t have the correct spell ready to stop her from poofing from mummy rot, but this is Lemon’s Thoughts not mine wheeze), so in her mind she assumes most people would just….tell her to heal herself? She’s never really been fussed over like that since she got her healing magic, especially since with her family at least she would just heal herself before they could see she was injured to start with.

💓20. Is there a fear your character wants to learn to overcome? Bugs are yet again on the answer list lol. She so badly wants to get over her fear of spiders at least. Even if she can’t get over any other bug she wants to get over the spider fear because it’s been a problem with some of their jobs before, and she doesn’t want to be a burden >>’ 

🎲 7. What is a talent that your character is proud of? This requires Lemon to think well of herself, which is a big ask BUT I think she’s pretty proud of her cooking and baking skills. She doesn’t really see herself as being Talented as much as she sees herself as a hard worker though. 

[that-fandom-writer]

@my-shields-are-down asked about The Rookie timeline I was creating this is what I got lol

The Rookie Rewatch

@MANDY_rieger on twitter has been helping me with a few things I forgot to add in originally

so I am doing a rewatch of The Rookie while we are in a hiatus and I am tweeting about it while I am at it lol. I am also trying to make sense of the Timeline lol so this post is gonna be me tracking the time line the best i can lol

s1ep1 - Two days

s1ep2 - based on the beginning of the episode I think it is still the first week of training

is s1ep5 is a month

s1ep7 is 2 months in

S1ep11 is 4 months in. Nolan said “4 months together” to Bishop

S1ep12 is Valentines day so Feb 14th.

Would that mean that they started in october?

s1ep14 is 100 days in because that is plain clothes day

S1ep16 is march 19-march 20th, Capt Anderson died MArch 20th 2019

S1ep19 is about 6 months because they have their 6 month exam.

Also in s1ep19 during Talia’s meeting the IA officer said “this past october you failed to secure your vehicle”. Which means that the episode where the one dude takes selfies in the shop is in October, (s1ep3)

So season 1 is officially 6 months.

I CAN'T with this shit lol.

Ok so the opening scene of s2ep1 starts with everyone getting to the hospital, and it picks up right where it left off, but like legit the next scene is at Nolans new place with Jess and they were talking about the shooting the night of the quarantine and she says something about 2 weeks, then the next scene is TIm’s return to work. So like I’m assuming we’re at about 6 and half months now? Lol

S2ep2 - still at about 6 months. Grace and Nolan ran into each other again for the first time in years, and Grace asked Nolan how long he’s been a cop and he says 6 months.

S2ep3-s2ep4 Is 2 weeks. Rachel tells Lucy him and Rachel have been dating 2 weeks.

S2ep6- Wopez have been together for 5 months

S2ep6 They graduated the Academy sometime in September

s2ep6 - the dui they are discussing was March 16th.

S2ep7 Jackson is 26

S2ep8 as of this episode Tim has been a cop for 12 years

S2ep10- this episode is Dec 7th 2019, as well as dec 8th 2019

S2ep11 is dec 9th and 10th

Which means we are already at 14 months which is the most broken thing in this time line lol.

S2ep18 one year into being a Rookie. And they have 1 month. So they are at 12 months, but they hit 14 months already soooo this timeline is too broken lol hahahahahaha

S3ep1 picks up where s2 left off. Also we find out Angela is pregnant

S3ep2 Tim says Lucy has 25 days left of training

S3ep4 Nolan has said a dozen times this episode that he is 46

S3ep5 Tim says Jackson is 24. But when Tim and Jackson went to the football thing Jackson said he was 26 🤔😆

S3ep7 the missile threat was June 3rd 2019

S3ep9 is suppose to be 13 months but I mean come on now 😂 Angela says she's 14 weeks pregnant

S3ep10 is the first day of Lucy and Jackson as P2-which means it’s *suppose* to be 13 total

S3ep14 when Lopez is in guatemala the nurse says she is 29 weeks pregnant.

S4ep1 is suppose to 14 months because Nolan is at the end of is rookie period

By the end of the of the episode there is a 3 month time jump

S4ep5 is Halloween- pretty sure it suppose to be of 2020 technically as it is AFTER dod which was dec of 2019