#PEE WINKY

[catladychronicles]

His shoelaces now

[wittlesissyb4by]

"Okay, so remember, once we have them in their diaper, it's really important that we praise them. They're going to be very averse to their new lifestyle at first, but they have to get used to it.

So we want them to associate their diaper with good things, at least in the beginning. Tell them they're a good boy, that they look super cute in their wittle diapurrs. Pinch their cheeks, boop their nose, and talk to them in your little singsong voice. Guys aren’t used to getting compliments and affection as much, so if they receive that sort of praise and physical touch while they’re in a diaper, they’ll warm up to the idea a lot faster than you think.

Now, once we’ve got them pampered and praised, I like to put a pacifier in their mouth. I find it really helps them regress a few years, makes them more docile, and it keeps them quiet other than their adorable little whimpers. It’s hard for them to do much arguing or fussing when they’re suckling a binky!

After they’ve been praised and regressed a bit, it’s time to *really* get them enjoying their diapers. That means: we’re going to make them cum.

I know, I know, this whole thing is supposed to be a ‘punishment’, but trust me, the ends will justify the means. If it makes you feel any better, the only time they will get to cum from now on will be when they’re in a diaper. That means no sex, and constant supervision to prevent masturbation. You control their orgasms, just like you control where they go potty.

So when we make them cum in their diaper, we never want to reach into the actual diaper. That kind of defeats the purpose. We want them to feel the padding, hear the crinkles, all while changing the way they traditionally garner sexual stimulation.

So what I like to do is place my palm right here on the outside of the diaper, right between their legs, and feel around for their winky. Those of you that have hubbies with little nubbies may have a harder time finding it, but honestly, even if you’re not directly on it, that’s okay. You’ll find they’ll aim their hips the right way for you.

Once you’re on it, you’re just going to do a simple kneading motion back and forth just like this. Long, slow movements at first. Don’t start too fast. You want them to really take in the feelings and sensations. You’ll even see them get a little desperate for more, and it’s up to you if you want to speed up and go a bit harder, keep that same pace, or just take your hand away and watch them wiggle and whimper.

But the most important thing is that this entire stimulation process is never silent. In addition to the crinkling, you want to continue praising them. Really dial up the baybee talk here. You should be reminding them what a good little boi (or gurl!) they are. Remind them what they’re wearing. Obviously they know they are in a diaper, but you need to vocalize it.

‘Wook how cute the wittle baybee is in his diapee!’

‘Hubby wooks so adorwable in his Huggies!”

Things like that.

If they have an erection—which I’m sure they will from all the rubbing—point that out to them: ‘oh my goodness! I didn’t think these pampers could make your pee pee so pointy!’ or ‘somewon sure is getting hard in their Huggies!!’

If they have messes, praise them for that as well. Nothing like getting complimented for pissing or pooping in a pamper. Again, we’re just trying to emphasize the state at which they’re in.

Another way to do that is to have them tell you. Make them vocalize these things:

“Tell me what you’re wearing little boi!”

“Why is it so plump? Did you do something in there? Tell me what you did.”

“Is that something a big boi would do??”

Make them use their little baybee voice, make them lisp, make them make it high-pitched, and make them do all of it with that pacifier still in their mouth!

If they do it properly, reward them with rubbies, if they’re stubborn or not performing up to your standards, pull your hand away. You’ll have them babbling like a baybee in no time!

I know some Mommies that will only do the rubbies while their hubby is jiggling a rattle. If the rattling stops, so do they. Feel free to be creative, as long as they’re being patronized while they’re pampered, you’re doing the right thing!

Alright, so after a few minutes—or maybe even a few seconds—they’re going to be ready to cum. Make sure you emphasize that they have to tell you when they’re close, and they have to do it in baybee talk. I like to have them tell me they have to make a ‘goo goo’. But you can use whatever term you want.

At this point we’re gonna do what’s called a ‘ruined’ orgasm. For those that don’t know, that’s where you get them right up to the edge when they’re babbling and rattling and goo goo ga ga’ing, wait until you see them first start to spasm—then lift your hand away. If you do it right, they’ll be past the point of no return, and all their little stickies will leak out, but they’ll only have a fraction of a pleasurable orgasm.

This is important, because it puts them in this sort of limbo. Where they’re a little satisfied but also still a bit horny and desperate. Don’t be surprised if they whine and cry about it either—you know how men can be. But that’s when you tell them one of your most important lines:

‘Maybe next time!’

That will leave them literally cumming back for more. They’ll be desperate for their next diaper, their next rubbie, or the next stage of their training.

But another important step here is to make them sit in their shame. Keep them in their sticky diaper for a bit, at least an hour or two. Let them feel the warmth of their little load that they made—all while they were in a diaper. And the only way they get to make a load like that again is…in a diaper. We really want to drive this point home. They are not going to cum without the constant sound of crinkling coming with it. They don’t get the love, touch, and affection while they’re in silly boxers and big boy clothes. The only way they get pleasure is when they’re in their pampers.

Wives never believe me, but i promise you, eventually, they’ll actually beg you to put them in a diaper, just so you can make them cum again.

But what we’re not going to tell them is that we’re eventually going to wean them off. They’re not going to get to cum every time they put on a diaper. For the first dozen times or so, yes, they get an orgasm (even a full one) every single time. But then it becomes “well only if your diaper is wet”, which makes them feel good about wetting, cause then they get a rubbie reward. But then they’ll grow used to that as well, so we have to constantly find ways to push their limits.

Wait until you see their face when they push their first poop into their pamper. They’re sooo embarrassed, but they’re willing to do it, all because you said you would give them a goo goo if they make a poo poo. But of course, what you don’t tell them, is that they’re gonna have to cum while they’re still inside their messy diaper. Don’t worry girls, if you get too disgusted, just make them turn over and turn their rubbies into humpies!!

Ohh I just love helping wives turn their useless/ungrateful husbands into helpless and desperate diaper dumpers! I know some that have their husbands wearing huggies 24/7, and sometimes even in dresses too! Even the most homophobic, chauvinistic pig can be turned into a pamper packer, all it takes is a little TLC.

Men are so easy, you can literally control their whole life, as long as you control when and where their balls get emptied. Which reminds me: next week, our workshop is going to talk about a little thing called a ‘chastity device’!!

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[buckeeswildworld]

Ok baby, it’s time for a change! Aw look at you, is someone a little nervous? You’re going all red baby, and you won’t even look at me *pouts* Aw don’t worry fussypants, it’s a babysitters job to do this, no need to be embarrassed little one! You can’t help peeing in your wittle diapers. I can understand that, and you need to accept it too! *pokes my diaper* see? It’s okay to touch it. I’m gonna start changing you now, okay baby? Aw, You’re so tiny down there! And it’s twitching too *giggles* I think your little winkie is trying to say hi to me! *Waves* Hi winkie, I’m happy to see you too! Come on let’s learn some adjectives while I change you, okay? You need to learn these words like yellow, squishy, warm, icky, pathetic. Oops, sorry, I meant uh… innocent! Yes baby it’s okay, I don’t think any less of you just because you still potty in diapers!

[age-of-play-i-say]

Mama catching me vigorously humping the kitchen counter through my diaper, up on my tiptoes and holding my little skirt up out of the way to get any pressure at all through the soft layers on onto my baby parts.

My eyes are closed and my mouth is hanging open against my pink cheeks, which have a light layer of sweat to them, indicating I've been working at this for a while.

I don't look that successful, humping wildly but only seeming to rarely catch a good angle through all the crinkly padding. I whine and my face twists in frustration as my feet slip and I lose the perfect angle to pleasure myself with, again.

Mama smiles, knowing how tough the whole taping-the-diaper-closed thing is for me, Mama's horniest Baby.

Mama knows I could easily get off five or six times a day without breaking a sweat, my little brain being wholly absorbed in my own pleasure, and my sensitive parts growing so reactive whenever I'm little. Mama eventually taped my diaper for my own good when I couldn't control myself and kept trying to do special touch time everywhere.

Mama wants to help out her baby and knows baby loves to hump and hold, and after a quick check, she confirms that Baby's diaper is still dry. She's equally impressed and alarmed.

"Little one, this diaper went on hours ago and it's still dry, I thought I told you to release when you needed!" Mama's scolding but still, her cock starts swelling in her jeans.

Her Baby is desperate. Very desperate.

I won't stop trying to make my humpies, frantic to keep the hours of wee wees out of this babyish diapee! I'm trying to work out how to get out of it and use the big potty when Mama materialized behind me for a sudden diaper check.

Mama is not happy to find me dry and squirmy, flipping me around and quickly lifting me to settle on her hip. She bounces me to settle me in more than is strictly necessary, enjoying my desperate little wiggles after each soft impact against her hip.

Mama carries her baby to their bathroom, settling their wiggly butt on the edge of the tub before running off to grab her hitachi wand, which she plugs in and brings to kneel at my feet. She grabs my knees and forces them apart, which makes me whine and grind forward helplessly.

She holds the palm of her hand flat against the front of my diaper and squeezes, teasing me and my brimming baby parts.

"Sweetie, this is not good for your bladder, holding this long when you're so little!" She firmly swats the front of the diaper before pressing it against my soaked and twitching stiffie again. "I don't like that you're being stubborn, but I don't want you to hurt yourself."

"I'm going to using the magic wand to get out all your stickies, but! I won't do it until your diapee is nice and wet, little baby, so what are you waiting for? I brought you to the potty room, and you're already wearing your potty!"

I whine and cant my hips forward, feeling shy about Mama's hand placement over my winkie where she'll be able to feel my tinkles when they come out but still bursting.

I whimper and try to let go but get startled by the rumble of the wand. I look down hopefully, only to find Mama placing the head of the wand against her hard cock with her left hand, squeezing her baby's excited parts with her right.

Seeing Mama's eyes flutter makes my winkie pulse and forces my bladder to contract.

I shiver as the first spray hits my padding, softening and dampening the layers as I continue to shake and soak my diapee.

Mama shivers with me, hearing the hissing of my tinkles finally begin in earnest

Mama sees her baby's face finally relax and feels real peace, coming hard on the wand moments after the tension leaves their precious little one's expression.

Afterwards they immediately press the wand into the soaked padding of their baby. I'm still piddling with some force, and the feeling of relief and wet heat combined with the deep vibrations of the wand make me scream and immediately arch off the bed into a long orgasm, peeing the whole time.

Mama squeezes at my diaper one last, this time the padding squishes against my spent baby parts.

"Uh-oh!" she says in a sing-song voice, "looks like someone needs a big change. Mama will take care of you, baby, always."

I

[dailyunsolvedmysteries]

Chucky actor Ed Gale, 59, Caught with Minors

Los Angeles police are investigating Chucky actor Ed Gale after he was caught on camera admitting sexting with up to 10 minors. A group calling themselves 'Creep Catcher Unit' posed as a 14-year-old boy online and allegedly received lewd texts from the 59-year-old actor, before confronting him on camera at his Hollywood apartment.

The LAPD was called to the scene Friday and were also caught on camera. Police say they are currently investigating, but have not made an arrest and no charges have been filed.

In videos filmed by Creep Catcher Unit (CC Unit) on Friday, Gale admitted there were several minors he had 'talked to sexually online', that they were 'all under 18' and there were 'Definitely no more than 10' of them. He told the CC Unit frontman, who goes by the alias Ghost, that he planned to have 'Oral, hand, and possibly anal' sex with the person he was texting, who he believed was a 14-year-old boy.

In the shocking video, the Howard the Duck, Spaceballs and Chucky actor was asked by Ghost: 'Did you talk sexually to a minor online, yes or no?' 'Yes,' the actor replied. 'That's a felony,' Ghost said. 'Yes,' Gale replied.

Screenshots of the alleged text conversation between Gale and the decoy account show the actor telling the supposed child 'I want hold yours while u go pee… your little winky,' and asking them 'Do u like the taste of come?' The texts show Gale allegedly writing 'I want to taste your tongue in my mouth' and 'I want to be inside of you'.

The decoy asked Gale in the alleged conversation: 'do u want to use condom all the time or do it raw for a little bit' and Gale replied 'Raw with lube'.

In the videotaped two-hour confrontation, Ghost showed Gale printouts of the text messages, and Gale admitted he sent them.

A neighbor in the apartment building, Maggie Mayor-Oats, said she found Gale 'creepy.' 'It's not surprising. I always see random men coming in and out of his apartment,'

Criminal records show Gale worked with a pedophile actor on the movie that made his Hollywood break, Howard the Duck.  In a 2014 interview Gale described his past closeness with Jeffrey Jones, hosting him for Thanksgiving dinner in Palm Springs after filming Howard the Duck in the 1980s, before Jones’ conviction.

[kmp78]

"Pokey? What are we 12? For adult women .. who the fuck calls a d*ck pokey?"

Anon doesn't like what we're currently calling Jared's penis, sorry, dick. Here are some other options they might approve of:

Anaconda, appendage, baby maker, baguette, banana, baton, big boy, bobbin, bone, boner, bratwurst, bulge, burrito, butt dart, cane, cannoli, captain winky, carrot, chub, chubby, clit stick, club, cobra, cock, commander, corn dog, corporal, cucumber, custard launcher, D, dagger, danger noodle, deep sea diver, ding dong, dipstick, dong, firehose, gherkin, hammer, hard-on, heat seeking missile, hercules, hoo-ha, hotdog, jackhammer, jawbreaker, jimmy, jizz launcher, johnson, joystick, junior, junk, knob, lady-pleaser, length, lightning rod, log, lollipop, long john, longfellow, magic stick, magic wand, manhood, meat stick, member, Mr. Happy, mushroom, organ, package, pecker, pee pee, peen, piece, pleasure stick, pocket rocket, pogo stick, prick, private, python, rod, sausage, schlong, screwdriver, secret weapon, snake, spear, squirt gun, staff, stallion, stiffie, stud, submarine, super soaker, tallywhacker, thingy, third leg, thrill drill, throbber, thunderbolt, tickle pickle, titan, tool, tree trunk, tri-pod, turkey baster, unit, unmentionable, valiant vein, velvet sword, volcano, wang, warrior, weapon, wee wee, weiner, wenus, willy, wingman, winky, wishbone, wood, woody, worm, yard stick, yule log, zeppelin, and zucchini.

Man, with soo many choices, maybe I SHOULD look into doing fan fic! 🤭🤭

CAPTAIN WINKY!!!!! 😂😂😂

I'm keeping that one. ✔️

[dailyunsolvedmysteries-movedd]

Chucky actor Ed Gale, 59, Caught with Minors

Los Angeles police are investigating Chucky actor Ed Gale after he was caught on camera admitting sexting with up to 10 minors. A group calling themselves 'Creep Catcher Unit' posed as a 14-year-old boy online and allegedly received lewd texts from the 59-year-old actor, before confronting him on camera at his Hollywood apartment.

The LAPD was called to the scene Friday and were also caught on camera. Police say they are currently investigating, but have not made an arrest and no charges have been filed.

In videos filmed by Creep Catcher Unit (CC Unit) on Friday, Gale admitted there were several minors he had 'talked to sexually online', that they were 'all under 18' and there were 'Definitely no more than 10' of them. He told the CC Unit frontman, who goes by the alias Ghost, that he planned to have 'Oral, hand, and possibly anal' sex with the person he was texting, who he believed was a 14-year-old boy.

In the shocking video, the Howard the Duck, Spaceballs and Chucky actor was asked by Ghost: 'Did you talk sexually to a minor online, yes or no?' 'Yes,' the actor replied. 'That's a felony,' Ghost said. 'Yes,' Gale replied.

Screenshots of the alleged text conversation between Gale and the decoy account show the actor telling the supposed child 'I want hold yours while u go pee… your little winky,' and asking them 'Do u like the taste of come?' The texts show Gale allegedly writing 'I want to taste your tongue in my mouth' and 'I want to be inside of you'.

The decoy asked Gale in the alleged conversation: 'do u want to use condom all the time or do it raw for a little bit' and Gale replied 'Raw with lube'.

In the videotaped two-hour confrontation, Ghost showed Gale printouts of the text messages, and Gale admitted he sent them.

A neighbor in the apartment building, Maggie Mayor-Oats, said she found Gale 'creepy.' 'It's not surprising. I always see random men coming in and out of his apartment,'

Criminal records show Gale worked with a pedophile actor on the movie that made his Hollywood break, Howard the Duck.  In a 2014 interview Gale described his past closeness with Jeffrey Jones, hosting him for Thanksgiving dinner in Palm Springs after filming Howard the Duck in the 1980s, before Jones’ conviction.

[catladychronicles]

[mountttmase]

What’s poor piss anons story why the name piss anon i follow so many mase accs and some of you have similar names and identical pics im not sure who’s on who’s acc

Piss anon sent me an anon many moons ago asking if I thought Mason would let me hold his wee willy winky while he pees and since then they have just been know as piss anon

[wittlesissyb4by]

“Come on. Don’t be shy! I’ve betasat for a lot of pampered pervs like you before! I know the type, you wanna wear your diapers and you want your wife to go off and have sex with real men.

D’awww! It’s okay!! Don’t be nervous! What is it you have in there, hmm? Some pee pee’s and poo poo’s for sure. Is that what it is? Are you worried about me seeing your itty bitty winky? Is it caged? You know a lot of women are going that route these days. I’d even bet you like it, huh?

Awww!! Look at chooo!! You’re bwushing! So embawassed! Haha! Well, enough of your fake fussing. Let’s get your diaper changed so you can have your bottle! I dunno what’s in it, but the look in your Mommy’s eye told me it’s probably something extra special!!”

[marydswitchduet]

Language and Talk Makes All the Difference

One thing Mommy can attest to is that nothing gets me going more than dirty talk.

Not entirely sure why.

I have theories, of course.

One of which being I was raised in half liberal, half conservative household. We supported the LGBT community, especially with close family members with same-sex partners (one of which married <3). But we were not open about anything sexual at all. My mom saw me opening a site once in my room and my dad then told me to get a magazine. As if that was gonna solve my problems haha.

But, I think it can be dirty talk or even RP talk in your scene and it can just be so exhilarating to hear someone talk about the taboo. Even when you're doing it, it's additional thrill, shame, whatever itch that scene or moment scratches for you.

I know Mommy and I like to say things to get the other going, depending on who may be D/S and other context of scene. I thought It'd be useful for both Mommy and me to have a list of things I've discovered over the years (maybe some articles down the line from our blog) that get me or her excited.

For language/things to hear while in little space:

Sing-songy tone

Tell mommy what you did...(peeing or pooping)

Does my little boy need to fill his diaper?

Back rubbing

Cooing

Is my little boy excited? Is his pee pee getting big?

Little boys don't get to enjoy big boy things like Mommy's kitty

Little boys make cummies in their pampers for Mommy like good little boys, and only when they're allowed to

Little Prince (trigger?)

Less dirty boy as a mantra, mixed in once in a while

shushing, rubbing my head or face

I’ve also been looking into what words I like to use in my little space, because it’s hard for me to get into my space and fully let go.

But here’s a few I’ve thought of:

Privates: kitty for hers, pee pee, wee wee, tidly wink, winky, boy parts, private parts for mine

Butt: tushy was one I recently heard that I’m down with or pooper

Peeing: little pee pants, potty monster, pee pee, peeing your pampers

Pooping: messing, pooping your pampers

Diapers: padding, diapers, or pampers

Changes: changing my messy or wet diaper

[age-of-play-i-say]

Mommy pulls out of me, catching her breath, laying her head on my shoulder as she softly collapses onto my chest and tummy

Her big cock is still twitching, softening against my thighs just beneath my spent little boycunt

After just breathing together enough time that I begin to drift off, Mommy stirs and winces when my deep breathing jostles her abdomen. She looks up at me and says

"Forgot to go ahead of time, little one, you're very distracting. Mommy's gonna head to the potty, sweetie, and then I'll be back to cuddle for snoozes, okay?"

My eyes fly open, and I wrap my legs around Mommy's middle.

I look down into Mommy's eyes, questioning and strained, and turn pink with what I know I need to say in order to get what I want. I take a deep breath.

"No, Mommy. Do your pee pees inside your baby. Mark me as yours, please."

🥺🥺🥺

Mommy gasps, and I can feel her soft cock stir, too soon but so willing. Her eyes shimmer with emotion and want. She can't believe that I'm hers. I'm perfect for her. Not only am I okay with her kinks, I actively want to participate and fulfill her fantasies.

We both consider how much we lucked out when she responds in kind.

"Yeah? Does my baby want Mommy's scent? A creampie's not enough huh, you need Mommy's pee pee, too? Are you sure, little one? Mommy's gotta go really, really bad."

Mommy emphasizes her words by getting back on all fours and kissing at my face and neck. The words are teasing, but she can't hide how much she loves this, how much she needs me.

Mommy's shaking desperately above me, cock half hard against my pussy lips. I smile up into her emotional, half-wild expression. I want her to know how much I want this. I want to make her feel welcome.

I break into a huge smile and my lil winkie pulses against Mommy's shaft, and I follow my instincts.

I furrow my brow, spread my legs a bit more, and instead of verbally responding, I relax my twitchy boycunt and squirt a little pee pee right onto Mommy's cock between my lips.

Mommy's cock registers all the heat and wetness just before she does, hardening almost instantly to press against my growing winkie. I moan with pleasure, both at the sensation and at the intimacy between us.

Mommy's mouth falls open in shock, but her bladder instantly gets the memo. She automatically curls over my body like an animal in heat, and lets out a quick, choked grunt before her stream starts up in earnest.

Mommy's bladder overpowers her state of arousal and she shivers uncontrollably on all fours, barely aware of her own moaning as the hiss of her release finds purchase on my privates. Her now-fully hard cock aims her hot stream right at my baby parts, splashing loudly against me as we both moan and shake.

While Mommy is completely absorbed in her very long release, I start whining, desperate for more.

I reach between us and spread my pussy lips, gasping when Mommy's stream makes contact with my stiffening winkie.

This snaps Mommy out of her trance. She takes in my face and body language, smiling slowly. She wags her hips to encourage her bladder to continue flowing, then draws back and takes her hard, dripping cock in hand.

I whine at the loss, open my eyes to complain and see Mommy, stroking her cock and staring at my baby parts on display between my fingers.

"Inside, you said?" Mommy confirms, rasping.

I nod fast and hard and she covers my body with hers, plunging inside my wet hole, growling as she humps both her releases further inside her good, sweet, compliant little one.

I open my eyes to look into her nearly-feral ones. Her stream is slowing down, finally and I'm overcome with love and gratitude.

I start sliding the hand pinned between us up and down my teeny shaft and say

"Thank you, Mommy, thank you for making me all yours"

[callunasims]

Courtlandt Legacy | Part 16 - Outnumbered

It’s 5pm and all the babies are upset! While Caleb was working on getting David tucked in and telling him a story, one of the twins, Vanessa, began crying in the other room. Thankfully Daphne was on it, but the two of them are outnumbered and definitely have their hands full!

Hopefully they can get the babies settled so the two of them can enjoy the premier of their favorite TV show tonight! David drifted off after Caleb’s bedtime story and a little lullaby, and Vanessa settled down with a cuddle and a snack. Amanda also enjoyed her cuddles and snack while Caleb was busy making some dinner to enjoy with the show that evening. Though Caleb hates cooking and he can easily tuck into a plasma fruit or a plasma pack, he wanted to make sure Daphne had a nice hot meal to enjoy after caring for the newborns.

It was at this point, dear reader, that I realized they didn’t have a TV (yes that was a Bridgerton reference, so WHAT?). Anyway, they had about $1k in savings which I am very aware they were saving up to better their home but I believe a television fits in that category just fine! They bought a used TV off of SimsList and moved their desk in front of the TV for now so they’d have a nice spot to watch. Daphne also used the opportunity to adjust family photos, with their engagement and wedding photo by the TV, and a bigger space above the desk to give plenty of room for more pictures as the children grow.

They sat down for dinner to enjoy the Odder Things premier together. Just as they began to relax, Vanessa started to cry again. They should’ve anticipated the dirty diaper! And of course, right on cue, Amanda began to cry for a diaper change as well. Thankfully they had managed to finish their premier first!

Caleb’s paycheck came through right after, instead of tucking the television away, they decided to purchase a TV stand and put their desk back where it belongs. After setting the new TV stand up and tucking the newborns in, everybody headed to bed. Vanessa cried twice during the night for food and a diaper change but Amanda was rather unbothered by everything. Caleb kept getting up so Daphne could rest since she just gave birth, but the next night, she’s on duty!

It was nice of Caleb to do that, considering David woke up at 2am. Since Daphne leaves for work an hour earlier than Caleb, she decided that she’d take breakfast duty that morning. Poor David was so cranky after waking up hungry! He’s a little smelly this morning, but they’ll have to take this one problem at a time and food clearly needs to be first with a hangry little man.

She decided to help him try yogurt for breakfast that morning. Fingers crossed it goes well!

He ate the bite and said, and I quote ‘yummyyyyy!’ so he unlocked his first food milestone, and he enjoyed it!

She gave him a bottle to finish the rest of his meal, and then carried on getting ready for the morning, including a bath for David and then herself. He made sure to pee on Mom when she went to change his stinky diaper, but that’s why we do these things BEFORE our own showers. Or be smart moms and keep the winky covered with the old diaper while changing, but I digress.

While all this was going on, Amanda woke Caleb up crying to have her poopy diaper changed. Caleb was happy to get up that morning and give his newborn a snuggle. After she was all taken care of, she and Vanessa drifted off to sleep. Caleb got up to clean up the bathroom after Caleb’s bath and to get ready for the day himself. David was left on his tummy time mat to do tummy time on his own for a bit while his parents got something to eat and bathed. David was having a great time on his own with the mat!

Just as Daphne sat down with her breakfast, Vanessa began to cry. Before she could even get up, Caleb was there with his vampiric speed, feeding the baby. He’s really killing it with the whole ‘Dad’ thing! Since Caleb had a good hand on things, Daphne stepped outside to tend to their garden before heading to work. After all, it was Caleb’s main source of food, and a great help financially, too. Caleb went into the nursery to play with David and found him unlocking yet another milestone!

Daphne earned them $397 simoleons before even leaving for work that morning – the gardening is really paying off! It only got Caleb 3 more plasma fruit, so they may have to consider planting another tree soon. For now, though, they have two crying babies to care for. David has been awake for 6 hours without a nap and is demanding one – and a snack – before mom leaves for work. This will definitely take a load off of Caleb’s plate for the hour he is alone with all three of the babies.

Caleb’s dad instincts are strong – since the babies didn’t need him right now, he decided to play with Maybelle instead.

Daphne headed off to work so Caleb sprayed the garden for flies before heading off himself, leaving the kids with their daycare for the day. However, it is worth noting that there seems to be a bug… with getting rid of bugs. What is that, Caleb? Is your arm broken? Buddy.

The children got home with Daphne, and she and David had something in common – they were both exhausted. That’s what happens when you get up at 2am. Sorry David, but you’re going to have to stay up a bit longer to avoid that from happening again. While Daphne was taking care of Amanda and Vanessa, she passed out on the floor from exhaustion. Thankfully Caleb had just arrived home and could finish taking care of David while Daphne roused herself to do diapers and feedings for the girls. She has just enough energy to do that and get some food, then go to bed herself. She won’t be able to do her work task for tonight. Caleb is feeling great, though, and has plans to work on his programming skills for a while before bed. Thank goodness the twins are aging up tomorrow!

Due to their birthday coming up, they did have to spend a lot of their paycheck on prepping another nursery, but they had a bit left over to fix up the master suite bathroom, too. Daphne turned in for an early night (8:30pm, wow!) and Caleb sat down at the computer once everyone was safely asleep to work on his programming skills.  

Tomorrow the girls will age up to infants, but before that, Daphne and Caleb will have to take their newborn family photos with each girl, and possibly Caleb’s infant photo as well. I can’t wait to see what these two girls look like!

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So you know levi ackerman? Well I thought since he is 5'3 how would he look like next to tinky winky? Tinky winky is a 10 feet tall.

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hi so it’s very important to me that you meet Falcon and Hawk, Gilan’s cats:

basically i headcanon that selethen, when he came to araluen for the royal wedding, gave gilan a cat when he left. and the cat came with a note, which told gilan to name the cat after something that reminded him of selethen, *cute and slightly blussing winky face*. but gilan was so in awe over the cat that he couldn’t come up with the perfect name, so he went to the one other person he knew who had had to name pets: will. 

that was a mistake. 

because, as we all (but gilan obviously does not) know, will is terribly at coming up with names and cannot be credited with the names of his own dogs. and so the cat was called “sand” for a while. it could’ve been worse, but, as jenny remarked to gilan, is that really the best thing to name the cat after? 

it was indeed jenny who ended up suggesting the perfect name: hawk (because selethen’s nickname in nihon-ja was taka, get it?). 

alas, hawk it is. hawk is orange and must have more than nine lives because there is no other way to explain how he is still alive. too many falling down... anything. hawk is also scared of mouses and birds and insects and would not survive a day in the wild. gilan is 99% sure that the one time hawk went into the woods he almost died, and that he was saved by another cat. hawk brought this cat home. gilan did not want to take the new cat in, initially, but at closer inspection realised that the cat must have been abanonded. its fur was dull, grey, and dirty. besides, hawk seemed absolutely and totally in love with the cat. so gilan welcomed it into his home and named him falcon. 

hawk and falcon share one braincell. they like to cuddle, anywhere and everywhere. one time, gilan took off his cloak outside when it was warm, the cats fell asleep in it, and gilan couldn’t find them for hours. several tear-stained letters were sent and he almost declared a fief-wide emergency. ever since, gilan and the cats are even more inseparable. 

gilan has even made a habit of bringing hawk and falcon to the gatherings. the first time, hawk decided to pick a fight with ebony (no one understood why). falcon made himself comfortable in the grass and watched. ebony fought back until hawk retreated. gilan complained that will’s dog bullied his cat. will countered that gilan’s cats were just too arrogant. and since rangers love a little drama, they began picking sides, and within a few minutes the entire corps was divided into cats and dogs teams. flashbacks to the great coffee debate were not uncommon. weapons were grabbed and threats were made but. but. then halt came in between his two apprentices and pointed a finger. turns out, falcon, hawk, and ebony had all fallen asleep on crowley’s lap. the gathering was saved. 

this is not to say the cats do not annoy gilan, too. they have hissed at him for daring to pet them and have meowed at the most inconvenient times when they wanted attention. he has cursed at them several times already and undoubtedly will do so again. they also run away occassionally to convince townspeople to feed them and pee on gilan’s bed when they’re stressed out over bad weather. hawk especially gets stressed out when it’s pouring outside and will hide in the most unreachable places. 

bonus: the only person that hawk and falcon like more than gilan, is david. they somehow and inexplicably despise selethen and gilan thinks it’s hilarious. 

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