#PATHETIC !!!!!!!!!!

[spot-the-antisemitism]

I asked and I received 10! 10 tankie tears! Now I can drink them all while laughing!!!!

and guy also said it’s not antisemitism to tell me specifically I was insufferable greedy heartless cunt because they didn’t think that about all Jews. Lost that one when i blocked them but imagine the entitlement

Can’t wait for a possibility of some hostages getting home, the possibility of some cities in Gaza not being occupied and the fact that tankies will lose their shit about a peace without Israel falling

please G-D give me people getting to see their family, people going back home without a terror group and a foreign military controlling their every move and some white American tankie’s delicious white tears

[merlins-art]

Genuinely so pleased with how this turned out ngl

[sarah-denial-cq]

Just spit in her food.

Don't make it a big deal. You don't have to make it into a five minute dialog. You don't even have to look away from the TV or interrupt her talking.

It's sweet. You kiss her, right? You like being intimate. So just take her drink, spit in it, and hand it back. She wants it so bad. She loves you. She's *obsessed* with you.

Don't over think it. Just walk up to her desk, turn her chin towards you, and spit on her face. Then just walk away and go back to whatever you were doing. It's easy. It's just like kissing her really. It's sweet. It's what she needs.

How could it be degrading if she loves you? She loves you. She worships the ground you walk on and the way you laugh. She's thirsty. Grab her cheeks and spit in her mouth.

Just do it.

[thefrogdalorian]

Din Djarin + Eyebrows

[messrsrarchives]

well i'm not having a whale of a time rn why would you remind me of this.

"whale of a time" is such a funny expression. i'm having a whale of a time. wtf does that even mean.

[bengaly]

wettest, soppiest rat

[sp1nnenlilie]

You deny that you had a homoerotic friendship with your blonde german teammate but then act like that when you hear he's at your job

[outootome]

waking up from delusional dream

[hel7l7]

I keep thinking about the things you said

[galadrielette]

34 with an ao3 account is crazy

….. is it?

[willgrahamscock]

hannibal lecter is so funny to me, you mean you got away with eating people well into your 40s and then got bamboozled, hoodwinked and suckered by the human equivalent of a rabid wet dog, and barely made it to first base before they died?

[thearchercore]

150th max reacting to the inchident plane hit the pentagon

[neptunes-saddest-alien]

From the bottom of my worthless heart, I genuinely don’t know if I can survive another year.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[tubbytarchia]

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