#P&P Au

[funkytoesart]

Redwall meets... Jane Austen?? Yes hehe. Finally decided to indulge a lil' in my ye old Jane Austen but make them woodland creatures au :>

Mr. Darcy is a badger, naturally, while the Bennets are all mice. But fret not!! This little mouse lady is not meek in the least ;)

[llamagoddessofficial]

What if servant!MC worked herself too hard? Impaired with at least tiredness and sore muscles, and at worst a broken or sprained limb? How would the kind lords react?

Sans: Depends on the severity of it. If she's just sore, or seems more tired than usual, he'll lure her into resting by pretending he needs her to do something for him. It's notoriously hard to pry Mc from her work. But Sans is sly- he convinces her she's still working, still doing something for him, he talks her into sitting down with a book she needs to 'check for errors'. Eventually she snaps back to her senses an hour later and realises she's just been tricked into sitting by the fire in his room and reading a novel.

If it's a bit more serious, he gets more hands-on. Sans is deceptively strong and he will gladly combine his aptitude at manipulation with a bit of manhandling. Mc has the 'just shut up and get it done' mindset so deeply ingrained after so long that she'll work herself into slightly feverish stupors... he distracts her with pretty words while he physically leads her away somewhere he can keep a better eye on her.

Red: Unlike a lot of men his rank, Red isn't afraid of getting his hands dirty. He knows that it's incredibly difficult to talk her out of work, so if she is visibly struggling, he'll just help out with whatever she's doing. She always appreciates the extra hands and strength. Red's presence is also just good for the Soul; he's witty, he's a big flirt, he halves the load while making it twice as fun. Whatever limb she's injured barely hurts by the time the jobs are done, she's too distracted giggling.

He's not quite as subtle or graceful as Sans, in his methods. But when it comes down to it, Red is probably the only one out of the three who could genuinely talk her into taking a break. Mc often feels like Red is the one who best understands the reality of being a servant- Sans is nice but he's kinda uptight, Skull is far too rich to ever get it. Red's as down-to-Earth as a nobleman could be. And if Red is expressing genuine concern, dropping his persona for a second...

... Maybe she does need to just rest for a while.

Skull: He doesn't have time for subtlety. When it's clear she's pushing herself, he gives her a 'gentle' warning.

He looms over her, covering her entire body with his shadow, with a face like he's about to eat her. He softly murmurs that if she doesn't stop working so hard... there will be consequences.

... It's a pretty clear message. But if she still refuses to stop? He literally just steals her.

He doesn't care what she's doing, what task she's in the middle of, who's in the room or how important what she's doing is. He gave her a warning. He'll grab her right in the middle of a task, throw her over his shoulder, and (ignoring her protests) carry her off to his chambers. There's a big comfy chair covered in blankets with her name on it... and if there's one thing you can say about Skull, it's that when he's determined, he's like a machine. She won't be going anywhere. Her protests don't matter.

Wife will stay and wife will rest. He warned her. She doesn't get a choice anymore.

[gogenevieveart]

(Realized I posted this on ig but forgot to post it to tumblr) Rewatched P&P recently and wanted to draw Dramione x P&P❤️💚 above is Dramione and below is Dizzie

[roysmilkers]

“I very much want to kiss you.”

“Please do.”

[dreamyelectronicmusic]

Sunday Snippet

In honour of pride month, here's me making it sad and angsty 😭💔 (from a giant mess of a draft based on this idea, previous snippet here)

That summer, Wille and his princess made an appearance at Oslo Pride Parade. Simon stared at one of the official pictures from it, unable to determine how it made him feel. He couldn’t tell if Wille was there for himself or as a public figure expressing support. It didn’t count as a political statement anymore, apparently. Not when Wille had an unobjectionable girl by his side, at any rate, and if he was queer, then it was in a way that was easy for everyone else to ignore. They looked good together, Simon had to admit that, both of them beautiful and windswept and grinning at the camera, a rainbow flag wrapped around both their shoulders like a cape. It was the first photo of Wille Simon had seen where he was smiling for real, not his tight society smile, and he actually looked happy. For a moment Simon couldn’t figure out why the smile still seemed wrong, until he realised that Wille’s teeth had been straightened. He didn’t know why that, of all things, made him want to cry.

[unpufblandito]

Aziraphale's ball fantasy

[cobaltwordsandworlds]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shadow the Hedgehog/Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose/Blaze the Cat, Manic the Hedgehog & Sonia the Hedgehog & Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower & Sonic the Hedgehog Characters: Sonic the Hedgehog, Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog), Miles "Tails" Prower, Queen Aleena Hedgehog, Sonia the Hedgehog, Manic the Hedgehog, Knuckles the Echidna, Blaze the Cat, Rouge the Bat, Shadow the Hedgehog, Maria Robotnik, Infinite (Sonic the Hedgehog), Black Doom (Sonic the Hedgehog), E-123 Omega (Sonic the Hedgehog), Bartleby MontClair Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Pride and Prejudice Fusion, yeah apparently that's what we're doing here, Aleena is not Queen here that would obliterate the plot I have planned, some of these characters will not be showing up for a while, Canon Disabled Character, Maria Robotnik and Shadow the Hedgehog are Siblings, Miles "Tails" Prower and Sonic the Hedgehog are Siblings, Amy Rose and Sonic the Hedgehog are Siblings, Enemies to Lovers, not period typical sexism; something much weirder happened, Maria Robotnik Lives, I trapped her in Parody Regency England I feel like she's been through enough, had to make Sonic and Amy siblings for og work vibes, Sorry Sonamy nation I got nothing against ya Summary:

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single hedgehog in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a spouse.”

Such is the advice given by Aleena the Hedgehog to her eldest son, Sonic. Sonic, however, being a single hedgehog in possession of a very terrible fortune and even more terrible set of new responsibilities, doesn’t have time to find a spouse at all. Following the sudden death of their father, Sonic finds himself the new patriarch of the Hedgehog family, and has to salvage his family's reputation. To make matters worse, the terrifying Dr. Eggman is presenting a greater and greater threat to the kingdom as a whole, and Sonic is beginning to fear that no one besides him stands a chance against his forces. He doesn’t have time to visit the new tenants of Netherfield Park, not the mysterious and noble Blaze the Cat, the flirty and intimidating Rouge the Bat, and especially not the haughty and unpleasant Shadow Robotnik.

A Sonic the Hedgehog Pride and Prejudice AU. That sure is a sentence I just typed.

[theloudlyhappy]

Pride and Prejudice au where Veritas (Ratio as Darcy) and Kakavasha (Aven as Bingley) are secretly involved, but must at minimum seem to be seeking wives for appearences. I can see Ruan Mei and Jelena (Topaz) perhaps being Jane and Elizabeth respectively?

[imlostontheinternet]

Hello! Not dead, just experiencing life a little too fast and a lot all at once!

First and foremost, I promise I am still working on First Impressions, it's just the hyper-fixations have wandered a bit. Not that I have forgotten or plan to abandon this project, I still very much would love to work on it and finish it, stars willing.

I offer a bundle of small sneak peaks at the next chapters (subject to change). And I do have a lot of this chapter and the next already typed out, I just have to sift through all the nonsense.

[pomegranate-belle]

For the "Random WIP Ask Game" for the P&P AU, 🎀 [Bow] How many named characters are in this WIP? How many do get a POV? 🐁[Mouse] Name three reasons why this WIP is horrible at being a horror fic. 🖋️ [Pen] Describe your WIP in a single, terrible sentence.

<3

🎀 [Bow] How many named characters are in this WIP? How many do get a POV?

Uhhhhh... Hold on let me count. Right now I think there's 12, but there will be more. Only Matt and Foggy will have POVs though.

🐁[Mouse] Name three reasons why this WIP is horrible at being a horror fic.

Darcy!Matt is too busy being a bitch to get his creep on

Everybody's gonna live at the end

Too much pining

🖋️ [Pen] Describe your WIP in a single, terrible sentence.

Local rich idiot spends 10,000+ words wooing man he insists he is not actually interested in, and the only one who believes him is the man being wooed.

[mroddmod]

out of context meme of an au i'm cooking

[llamagoddessofficial]

God.... I could just imagine Mc "escaping" to go do chores with the other maids and skull just like... Picking her up out of nowhere and carrying her someplace else in the house

In her experience, noblemen are usually loud. They stomp around in their big expensive shiny shoes that have never seen sun, making themselves (and their mess) very well known. On top of that, they're normally pretty physically feeble, struggling with even basic lifting because of their life of luxury.

She does not expect Skull's inhuman strength. He sweeps her off her feet and carries her like she would carry a light box of lace. Nor does she expect his ability to move around the house like a wraith, sometimes quieter even than the servants. It's not unusual to hear screams about once a day in Skull's house- it's nothing to worry about, though. It's just the sound of Skull catching Mc off guard when he steals her back from chores.

[muskoxen]

Idea: Mrs Bennet is not an overbearing and silly mother, but rather Benedicta, an overbearing and silly dragon of His Majesty’s aerial corps, intent on settling her officers on the finest dragons available and despairing of being stationed in so lonely a place as [British colony] and constantly in argument with her dismissive and uncooperative Captain Bennet.

[dreamyelectronicmusic]

Sunday Snippet

Snippet from a little something I've started based on this idea. I don't know if it will ever turn into a proper fic but maybe. (Yes it's another fic where they stayed broken up at the end of S3. Yes I am aware that there's something wrong with me.)

Oliver didn’t seem to care, at any rate. He never gave any indication he had ever heard of Simon prior to their chance meeting at the library and Simon knew better than to ask. He was cute in a dorky kind of way, wore horn-rimmed glasses and an endless array of knitted jumpers. He was a couple of years older than Simon but a bit shy in bed, and Simon couldn’t imagine him ever asking him to “show him how the prince liked it” or acknowledging the existence of a leaked sex tape, which ticked off Simon’s main boyfriend criteria. His mum liked Oliver when Simon brought him home for a weekend, which ticked off another. She hugged Simon and told him Oliver seemed like a lovely young man, and Simon could tell how relieved she was to find out that after all, her son hadn’t been irreparably damaged by something that happened when he was sixteen. Some days Simon could almost convince himself that he believed it too.

[unpufblandito]

Aziraphale has read too much Jane Austen 👀

[s-h-a-s-e]

...and then they were attacked by gnomes lol

This is what I cleverly entitled "Six-point comic" (AKA Dipper discovering journal 3 in a universe where Mabel also has polydactyly)

The inspiration was this over on Ao3 by @wickerss-s (hope you don't mind being @'d)

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