#Owning Manhattan

[this-represents]

Winnie Au photographed Ryan Serhant and his real estate team for Owning Manhattan and Netflix.

[meerey]

Jonathan from Owning Manhattan wants to be Christine from Selling Sunset so bad

But at least she closed deals

[boomgers]

En Nueva York, el mercado inmobiliario es despiadado… “Dueños De Manhattan”

El reality abre las puertas al glamoroso sector inmobiliario de lujo de Nueva York de la mano del célebre CEO y agente de bienes raíces Ryan Serhant, que hace hasta lo imposible para comercializar las propiedades más exclusivas de la ciudad.

Estreno: 28 de junio de 2024 en Netflix.

Ryan Serhant y su equipo conformado por Tricia Lee, Jessica Taylor, Jessica Markowski, Chloe Tucker Caine, Genesis Suero, Jade Shenker, Savannah Gowarty, Nile Lundgren, Jeffrey St. Arromand, Jordan Hurt, Jordan March y Jonathan Frank Nørmølle, trabajan incansablemente para convertirse en el mejor grupo inmobiliario del mundo.

Los Agentes Inmobiliarios

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[pigeonwit]

🍌 for the works ask game!

🍌 favorite funny quote from a wip

EEEEHEHEEHEEEE

Davey stares at the treeline, a deep and ancient knowing misting over his eyes.

“I’m certain of it…” He mutters as he whips out his notebook, scribbling notes into the crowded margins. “There’s a Squonk in those woods.”

Jack feels his skin prickling at Davey’s intensity, the very hairs on his arms bending towards Davey’s gravity.

“What’s a Squonk?” He asks hesitantly, unsure as to whether he wants to know the answer.

“According to leading experts…” Davey clicks his pen with purpose, turning his gaze back to the woodland. “It’s a very ugly pig.”

[ahotknife]

i ❤️ the american diner

[kylo-wrecked]

do you have a fancy New York accent?

LOL. yes and no.

but you know what i'd love to take this opportunity to say that, traditionally, a Brooklyn accent is not a Queens accent, and a Queens accent sounds like a Jersey accent.

Brooklyn accents seem to incorporate a's into all mid-vowels and hard r's at end vowels and your mouth sounds full of bagel but every word goes by so fast the person listening may still miss the whole sentence lmao.

My mom has the illest Brooklyn accent, so actually, when she says Florida, it sounds like "Floarder," though the "er" is quite subtle. (Her friend Laura is "Laurer.")

the Brooklyn accent is largely a dead accent now that Brooklyn is gentrified and flushed with wealth. and thanks to globalization, people around the world say, "Y'all" (not v NYC At All imo) and "youse guys" (probably yes?)

my vowels are more spanish. to me, "Miami" is "MEE-ami" and not "MYE-ami." although i intentionally mispronounce things. "ha-la-payne-yo" is always "jallaHpiNNoGh." this is because i'm annoying.

[axyer]

Bro I love when people get upset with me about making silly jokes about my trauma/mental illnesses and get happier when people join in on the joke like what do you want me to do trauma dump on main???? Not talk about my feelings???? I'd rather people make fun of my trauma than deal with the "oh you sad poor baby oh you poor thing I'm so proud you made it this far you're doing so great" like don't infantilise me make me the butt of every joke about PTSD 😭😭😭😭

[khruschevshoe]

My Complicated Feelings on Angels Take Manhattan/How Amy's Story Should Have Ended

You know I think the reason why Angels Take Manhattan has always felt off to me (other than the logical gaps/statue of liberty Weeping angel/why couldn't eleven just fly to New Jersey in the 1940s and then just bus in) is that all of Amy's arc up literally beginning in Eleventh Hour/Amy's Choice going through God Complex and Dinosaurs In A Spaceship and the Power of Three feels like it's building up to Amy finally choosing her domestic life/growing up over travelling with the Doctor. Like, it feels like it's building up to a "Martha leaves the Doctor" type ending where Amy decides to choose her normal life and growing up over the Doctor, the kind of situation where he will always be her friend but that she has decided to make her life in the here and now. Something that might feel bittersweet, but ultimately satisfying.

But instead Angels Take Manhattan is about the Doctor and Amy/Rory getting ripped apart ala Ten/Rose or Ten&Donna and it just doesn't quite fit right? Like, Amy gets to choose to stay with Rory but it's framed as more of a tragedy from the Doctor's end? And it's still a repeat of the whole "Rory died so I won't live a life without him" dilemma in Amy's Choice rather than "I choose to grow up on my own terms of my own free will." Like, they were attempting the "choosing to grow up" bit with the final afterword by Amelia Williams part of the story but Rory doesn't get to make a choice over anything. He gets no agency. Hell, Amy doesn't get to choose the life she and Rory were building for themselves so carefully in the Power of Three- that gets ripped away from her, too.

I honestly love the storyline that Amy and Rory and Eleven had, buried between all of the Silence plots and the weird way it ended. I liked the idea of growing up and choosing to settle down while still keeping friends with the stars. And I feel like the need to make their ending tragic kind of undercut some of the impact that Amy getting to make her choice to build something of her own and choose that could have had.

[titansarmy]

the fact that we never got a scene where percy, nico and thalia all use their powers simultaneously not against each other but agaisnt a common enemy is such a wasted opportunity

[whetstonefires]

So I can't reply to @phoenixyfriend having replied to my reblog because either they've blocked me or they don't do DMs with non-mutuals despite suggesting that as a preferable forum for disagreement, but in brief:

My reblog was 'necessary' within the very limited definition of that word that applies to fandom blogging because that post was not a post About Tony Stark. I don't engage with posts About Tony Stark or most characters in general that I disagree with, in general! It's rude and life is too short.

That post, however, was not about Tony. It was a conversation between bloggers asserting an argument for why people who don't agree with your headcanons are morally inferior and have Bad Corrupt Motives.

"What does it say that Steve is, in fandom, often considered a better/more qualified speaker on the topic of chronic illness and disability than Tony" and "these people would rather listen to the white, able-bodied guy than the person actually forced to live with the consequences of life-long disability" and "viewers with that perspective continue to see his disability as a sign that he's still a bad person, because he hasn't 'earned' a cure the way Steve did."

(Which again is wild as a take because Iron Man 3 has tony 'earn' his way out of both physical damage and PTSD through willpower and smartness in the ending montage, because inspiration porn doesn't work if you stay damaged.)

It was a post about the fandom. Accusing other actual human beings of being morally at fault for how they interpreted the marvel cinematic universe.

Not like, an intense horrible attack post as these things go, but it still wasn't about characters. It was about other fans. That is different from talking about characters! Your post was about how it's sus and shameful for people to disagree with you, not about your actual positions and why they're right. Let alone about the character. That doesn't fall under the curtain of 'don't start shit' because shit was already started.

Like I don't have any Avengers fic, haven't been in the fandom for several years, and I was still sitting here scrolling my dash getting these Bad Person Motives assigned to me just for thinking one character was more meaningful disability representation, that I would be interested in hearing from on the subject, than another.

You made inflammatory statements about other actual people in a public forum, where it could be predicted they would see it.

And then flew off the handle when someone went over your post asserting their alternate perspective, carefully avoiding attacking you personally or assigning you evil motives, which would have been incredibly easy except it's a shitty way to interact so no, and speaking only in general terms about things they found personally annoying.

If you can't deal with people reblogging your posts to argue that you're being unfair, then maybe don't post about how other people only disagree with you about your blorbos because you are a better human being than those people. I mean.

[allanodyne]

The I is lost in me

by AllanOdyne

[sealz888]

*walks into meat isle of aldi* HELLO ROWLF JIMMY DEAN SHOW and the muppets but whatever...  FANDOM. i come bearing a gift for all 2.3 of you. [CROSS-POSTED TO MY INSTAGRAM]

Original photo + random stuff below!

 heres the original and also did you guys know that theres a second image of this? here ya go. he’s done with our shit

[fortes-fortuna-iogurtum]

look I'm sorry, I really am. but if you watch The Husbands of River Song and interpret that as being a definitive picture of what River is like as a person... you're wrong. and you've missed the point.

[pigeonwit]

i dont know how to talk about cryptid fic to anyone cause like. how do i put 'regular ass guy is so autistic he finds a town that lives on the fringes of reality and special interests so hard the town adopts him' into words.

[dearyvicious]

i'm so obsessed with suits