#Outpatient procedure

[literarywizard]

A Feeling Of Relief 32 Years In The Making

Since it's still too soon to grasp the emotional results of finally getting my mole removed, today's post is focused on a mix of the logistics of my life immediately following the procedure and some speculation about how I'll feel in a couple weeks.

After a lifetime of wanting it and a few weeks of dreading the impending appointment, I’ve finally gotten the mole removed from my face. As of writing this, I am sitting in my office, wondering how much my face is going to hurt once the acetaminophen wears off [turns out not at all, which is nice] as I try to carefully sip some water without stretching my upper lip too much or getting the bandage…

[unopenablebox]

also i have a theory that the reason i never got [redacted surgery] several years after diagnosis is bc i was using the same pool of energy for bargaining that i need to repeatedly beg doctors' offices to agree that i am allowed to use their service

[lost-in-themoss]

yall im having surgery today wish me luck

[thenightisland]

i've got to remember that my job is simply not that serious bc i have like. 130 hours of sick time and i was on the phone with my doctor's surgery scheduler lady who was like so you're scheduled for a thursday when would you like to go back to work? and me still having Programming that's never gone away was like can i just take thursday and friday and go back monday? and she paused and was like well you /could/ since you have a desk job but like. you don't have to. i'll write the note for however many days you want. and now i'm like you know i /could/ use a few extra days of simply lying around my house watching movies and not existing. might be fun.

[jupiterjunebug]

Sigh. Weve gotten to the parts of the narrative where my outline has a couple "idk, this thing happens somehow" and unfortunately making things a problem for future me has resulted in present me. Having problems

[melissa-benoists]

my mind is so scrambled because of my surgery tomorrow that i'm kinda just sitting here

[doesnotcontain]

tomorrow's my pre-op appointment and I'm so nervous and excited

[cowardlycowboys]

HELLO???

[surgerycentrescsc]

[northpointsurgery]

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[kingmanoncology]

Understanding Colorectal Cancer in detail: warning signs and symptoms 

Cancer is a disease that has become a concern for medical practitioners globally. Well! Thanks to the recent development in the sphere if identified and diagnosed in early stages it is curable to a large extent. Out of different types of cancer colorectal cancer is widening and spreading, recent researches point out the rise in the case of colorectal cancer. To treat and identify colorectal cancer—a potentially fatal condition—as soon as possible, it is imperative to recognize its warning signs and symptoms. Cancer of the colorectal tract, which comprises tumors of the colon and the rectum, usually starts as benign growths called polyps and advances gradually over several years. Early warning sign identification increases the chance of successful treatment and long-term survival by enabling prompt medical evaluation and intervention. In-depth information about colorectal cancer warning signs and symptoms will be provided in this guide, allowing readers to recognize potential warning signals and seek timely medical assistance. By raising awareness of the illness and appreciating its nuances, we can work together to combat colorectal cancer and improve the prognosis for those who are affected by it. 

For early detection and timely medical intervention, a complete grasp of the warning signs and symptoms of colorectal cancer is crucial. Colon or rectal colorectal cancer frequently starts as tiny, noncancerous growths known as polyps. If treatment is not received, these polyps may eventually grow into malignant tumors. Individuals can seek an immediate medical examination and potentially life-saving treatment by recognizing the warning signs and symptoms. The following is a thorough summary of the main indicators and symptoms of colorectal cancer: 

Bowel Habits: Constipation, diarrhea, and narrow or pencil-thin stools are just a few examples of unexpected but constant changes in bowel habits that can reveal a lot about any significant illness or changes in the body. These changes may be an indication of colon cancer. These changes may occur for unknown reasons and may persist for a considerable amount of time. A doctor or other provider should be consulted if you observe any of the aforementioned changes or if you have doubts about any physical change. After completing the test, seek clarification. Prompt identification or diagnosis facilitates prompt access to medical treatments. 

Blood in the Stool:  Changes in the stool may include the blood in stool, if you notice any stains of blood in the stool, also known as rectal bleeding, is a typical sign of colorectal cancer. Vibrant crimson blood might show up on toilet paper, in the toilet bowl, or together with feces. You must not ignore any of these symptoms faced by you, Additionally, bleeding originating higher up in the digestive tract may be indicated by dark, tarry stools (melena).  

Pain or discomfort in the abdomen: Your stomach tells a lot about your digestion and general health. If you experience digestive issues, this could be a sign of a medical condition. You may have colon cancer if you have stomach pain that does not go away with gas or bowel movement, as well as bloating, gas, cramps, or discomfort.  

stomach pain or discomfort that does not go away with gas or a bowel movement, as well as cramps, bloating, or gas. Colorectal cancer may be indicated by these symptoms. This pain could be coming from the pelvic or lower abdomen. 

Abrupt Loss of Weight:  if you feel any changes in your body or confront unexpected weight loss then you must not ignore them. If there are no dietary or exercise modifications, an inadvertent loss of weight may indicate the presence of colorectal cancer. Weight loss can happen quickly and naturally. It is pertinent to visit the healthcare provider and seek medical consultation on a timely basis. 

Fatigue and Weakness: Constant weakness, constipation, or a generalized feeling of un-wellness that does not go away when you rest could be signs of colon cancer. Although there is no precise diagnosis needed, if this symptom continues or gets worse over time, it should be checked out. 

Iron Deficiency Anaemia: Fatigue, palpitations, weakness, shortness of breath, and pale complexion are some of the symptoms of iron deficiency anaemia, which can be brought on by chronic bleeding from colon cancer. 

A tumor that has grown large enough to obstruct the intestine can cause symptoms in people with advanced colorectal cancer, including severe stomach discomfort, cramping, bloating, nausea, vomiting, constipation, and trouble passing gas or stool. 

The fact that similar symptoms may also arise from less serious conditions is notable. If you notice any of these warning signs, however, you should consult a healthcare professional at once, particularly if they persist or worsen over time. Additional testing and examination may be necessary, such as a stool test or colonoscopy. If colorectal cancer is detected and treated early, the chances of a full recovery increase, and the quality of life is significantly enhanced. Before treatment, detect and avoid colorectal cancer. When symptoms start to show up, those at average risk should start having routine screening tests, like colonoscopies, around age 45. 

LAB Tests for Confirmation of Colorectal Cancer 

If you confront any of the above symptoms your physician may advise you to undergo certain tests to ascertain and get confirmation of the same. You can also visit a clinic that provides you with Onsite Lab services. 

Test for Hidden Blood in Stool (FOBT): Looks for blood clots in stool that may be signs of colorectal cancer. 

Using antibodies specific to human haemoglobin, the fecal immunochemical Test (FIT), which is frequently more sensitive than FOBT, finds blood in the stool. 

The complete blood count, or CBC, measures haemoglobin levels and red blood cell count; low results may indicate anaemia linked to colorectal cancer. 

Abnormal results from liver function tests (LFTs) may point to colorectal cancer metastases in the liver. 

Carcinoembryonic antigen (CEA) test: This test measures blood levels of the antigen; increased levels can be used to assess treatment response or detect colorectal cancer. 

Genetic testing: Finds genetic abnormalities such as Lynch syndrome or FAP that are linked to an elevated risk of colorectal cancer. 

Colonoscopy: It is possible to detect and biopsy colorectal cancer by directly visualising the colon with a flexible tube equipped with a camera. 

Your physician will show you the exact picture of your physical condition after the physical tests are conducted. And your treatment will be started according to that.  

In summary, it is critical to recognize the warning signs and symptoms of colorectal cancer to facilitate early detection and timely treatment. Often beginning as benign polyps before developing into malignant tumors, colorectal cancer can proceed slowly over time. Early detection can result in urgent medical examinations and potentially life-saving interventions. Early indications include changes in bowel habits, blood in the stool, stomach discomfort, unexplained weight loss, exhaustion, and anemia. For colorectal cancer to be detected in its early stages, when treatment is most successful, routine screening tests are necessary. These procedures include colonoscopies, fecal occult blood tests, and genetic testing for high-risk individuals. We can enable people to take proactive measures toward prevention, early detection, and better outcomes by increasing knowledge and helping them comprehend the subtleties of colorectal cancer symptoms.  For seeking any confirmation or advice you can take consultation from Kingman Oncology an institute for any blood-related problems or concerns. Kingman is an established and renowned medical oncology clinic devoted to providing you with satisfactory services. 

[assumptionprime]

The Waiting Game

To really drive the point home to me, I finally had a consult last week for a fairly simple outpatient procedure. Afterward, they said they would contact me soon about scheduling the actual surgery, which looks to be some time in… September.

At this point, I'm kind of glad it's at least September of this year.

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[asterdeer]

aio has never been accurate to anything ever but their treatment of jason’s brain surgery in 28 hours is so funny i just. ‘hey i got a super secret unknown microchip in my head that’s reading my thoughts, can you take it out?’ he asks some doctors in the waiting room and they’re like ‘hmmm experimental brain surgery that might kill you? sounds like a bad idea. we’ll get you sedated in thirty.’ the surgery takes about an hour. he starts seizing on the table while his brain is still open and almost dies, and then an evil doctor holds the two surgeons at gunpoint, also while his brain is still open. two days later he’s up and jumping connie’s car

[cetoddle-archive]

fuck my stupid baka life i was hoping my job search will go well and i can start saving for a new laptop this summer but i don’t know how well EITHER of those things are gonna go if i have to get surgery :|

[truesonsofthelivingword]

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[user211201]

Ape boy

--- Originally posted on 2017-01-10 on realhankmccoy ---

“Just don’t make me dumb, man, I want to keep everything about my mind totally intact,” I told my friend at the lab.

I was totally willing to go through the procedure but I didn’t want it messing with my intellect any – my job and lifestyle were too important to me.

They promised me a whole new masculine experience, that they could bring out the man in me in ways that were easily accessible through epigenetic therapy.

I’d be fitter, more energetic, more attractive and just altogether healthier. It was in the beta testing process and they said they’d throw in $3000 if I signed off, too. I’d only need to take a few weeks off work for an outpatient trial.

“That didn’t seem so bad,” I said after the doctor finished up removing the slow drip from my arm and the infusion was complete. Took two different bags of fluid but I mostly felt fine, if a little faint at first.

I got home and realized I was pretty tired so I stripped down and went to bed. I started noticing the changes the next day already. I did have more energy. My face seemed handsomer, just a tad. After two days I was feeling pretty into this.

It was the third day when I started noticing that I was getting beefier.

That was cool, I thought, but then I noticed I was feeling hornier, too. I ignored it at first, but by the end of the day I was jacking off in my bedroom, hard. I got up off my bed, still stroking my dick, to check myself out in the mirror.

“Looks hot,” I thought, stroking it slowly. If this stuff made my sex drive a little stronger, that was fine with me.

I started getting obsessed with checkin’ out the changes in the mirror, and I had so much energy that I started working out. I’d be doing pushups on my hardwood floor and getting excited over how I was going to flex in front of the bathroom mirror after I finished a set of 50.

I went back to the lab and they didn’t seem to think it was a problem.

So I figured, what the hell, I might as well enjoy this. Pretty soon I was hanging out in just my underwear all the time. That didn’t make me dumb, I knew, it just felt good. I might as well get into it, I figured.

Only problem is I got used to it pretty quick. I hate wearing clothes now, dudes.

I looked in the mirror one day and I just looked so fucking good with these thick pecs and the thicker stubble on my face. I figured I should have fun with a haircut so I got kind of a high and tight, cut real short though, and that just turned me on. Even my facial structure has changed from this shit they’re doing to me. My ears look like they stick out more, like some dumb ape or something, and that just makes me hard. I’ve hot this thick abdomen and these beefy deltoids. I feel like I look more like a football dude, even, and I started watching football even. Might as well have fun while I’m stuck in outpatient anyhow.

They told me it wouldn’t alter my mind any but it’s like I’m addicted to working out, flexing in the mirror, taking selfies, hooking up – with dudes – I just find em on my phone. I stopped reading. I look at these hairy legs and I get hard just touching em, I rub a hand across my pecs and my nipples are hard right away and I feel my cock jump up wanting a piece of the action. All I can think about is my goddamn cock, man.

So I took another week off work because I’m not ready to go back, and told myself on Monday I’d start getting ready to get my life on track. I just procrastinated the whole day, jacking off in bed, mostly, slowly stroking it. I guess my new bod’s so awesome that it’s just depressing to think of going back to the office.

My alarm goes off on Tuesday, and I throw it against the wall and say fuck it. One more day of fun’s not gonna hurt. Dudes, I look so fucking good. At least I’ll be productive today, I tell myself. So I start off the day with a ton of pushups, make myself a protein shake, and I look so ripped in the mirror that I figure I’ll score myself a hookup off Grindr. Guy comes over, and his hairy, hard pecs crushed against mine – my rubbing the short beard I’ve got started all up on his asshole, and that turns him on enough that he’s letting me lift his legs and plow the shit out of him..

After he’s gone, I’m back in front of the mirror saying “you fucking stud. Yeah you fuckin’ ape boy. Fuckin’ just want to fuck with dudes, don’t you, gay boy. Yeah you jocked up fuck. Just want to get naked and fuck, don’t you?”

Still hard, still horny, so just stroking my dick slowly while I put the game on for ambience. I don’t know how Thursday’s gonna shake out but today I just went out and bought a basketball hoop for the driveway so I could burn off some of this energy. Felt fuckin’ great, too, goin’ out in the sun in just some shorts and Nikes working on my game. Soon as I was back indoors though, man, just stripped back down to my underwear – I can’t stop admiring this body. Gotta get another dude over here to mess around with. Fuck work, man, you only live once, right?

Think I’m gonna pick up a big screen for the bedroom because that’d be pretty cool, and I just found out gay dues have their own hockey leagues you can join so I’m thinking of that. How hot would that be – those dudes are fuckin’ built, man, and I could pick it up pretty quick I bet.

Fuck, let me know if – oh, fuck it, I’m gonna order a pizza and see if I can find a hot hookup for tonight. Some dude with pecs as thick as mine and who’s like me slapping this cock all over his tongue for a couple of hours while I tease the shit out of his hot jock ass. Yeah man. Fuckin’ hot, man, I could pump a full load into some dude’s muscle butt and be ready to score again two hours later. That’s how good I feel. Friends with benefits, whatever you want to call it as long as it’s none of that lovey-dovey or dramatic shit – I’ve got em on the phone. Sex, muscle, good food and workin’ out, so glad I met those lab rats.