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isaac
#art#sketch#comic#religion#christianity#our sermon last week was about the story of isaac#and i found it disconcerting how enthusiastically they praised abraham's resolve to give up his son#and i can't fault him. god told him to#but sometimes i wonder how isaac felt#handing him the wood to burn at his altar#wolfy religious tedtalks#anyways i swear my other pride month drawings will be more cheerful HAHA
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A pastor with a horrible cold, having to preach through three services.
The first one wasn't so bad. It was Saturday night, and he was just a little sniffly. Other than a few nose blows throughout the sermon, he was feeling fine. Those listening didn't seem to notice much.
then came Sunday morning. He drags himself out of bed, head heavy with thick congestion that makes it impossible to breathe through his nose without a bubbling, snotty sound effect. He's tired, the early morning feeling ten times worse than normal, but he wasn't going to call in sick and make the small number of church staff scramble to find someone who can step in.
throughout the entire second service, he was pausing to cough, or let out a series of loud, stuffy sneezes. the chorus of 'bless you's' by the congregation becomes almost regular.
but the third and final service, he's sweated through his preaching jacket, having developed a fever. His voice is gone, only a gravely, strained rasp as he delivers the message, words not even understandable as he snorts and sniffles. The Bible stand ends up being dusted with mucus as he starts sneezing without time to cover. The entire first row was a casualty, but they didn't comment since the man looked ready to die with his chapped red nose and red rimmed eyes
nobody understood what the message was about that day, the only take away being to wash their hands
#sickfic prompts#whump#sneezeblr#snz#inspired by today's sermon#the guy was coughing every other word and looked horrible#sickfic
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“For in spite of language, in spite of intelligence and intuition and sympathy, one can never really communicate anything to anybody.”
—ALDOUS HUXLEY | “SERMONS IN CATS” >> MUSIC AT NIGHT AND OTHER ESSAYS [1931]
#quotes#aldous huxley#linguistics#sociology#literature#essay#sermons in cats#music at night and other essays#30s#text#u
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thinking back on it midnight mass was visually and conceptually very cool and that priest guy was very fun in his role but all in all I found the show overall incredibly tedious. to be honest
#i really really wanted to like it more#feels like mike flanagan needs more people around to tell him no when he wants to put another monologue in a scene lol. and just in general#im not talking abt the sermons those were good i mean other scenes. imo. but thats just my opinion#sorry i dont usually make posts that are just 'i thought xyz was mid' this is just something ive thought abt#i was just surprised by how much every1 else seemed to like it
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I'll never stop turning Dalex & Dallie into things, will I? =w=""
Blame some comic dubs I suddenly felt like watching and fanfics I suddenly felt like reading. Now there's Dal as a goat while Dallie remains a lamb. Except this time she's the lamb... you get the idea-
#cult of the lamb#Dalex Rathmore#Goat!Dal#Dallie Rathmore#Lamb!Dallie#I actually booted up cotl the other day and the goat was already unlocked?#like i didn't have to do anything- just went to do a sermon and boop there it was-#i thought you had to actually USE multiplayer mode to unlock it or use some Sin???#I may not have touched the game in a while but I know for a fact that I did neither of these things#hell in the save file I pulled up Sin wasn't even *unlocked* yet-#oh well- better not look a gift horse in the mouth =w=#axewchaoscribbles
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Reflecting on the Animorphs book and the fact that "progressive" does not mean "morally flawless" but "designed to shepherd the world into a better place by addressing the issues of the time and offering possible solutions and/or an outlet for emotion".
Because that book was all about a gay couple hiding their relationship while one of them was dying of AIDS.
I had some bitterness as I read it, a sense of indignation that this would be their story, but I quickly quelled that (righteous) fury with the simple realization that this was reality back then. It wasn't meant to be ideal. It's not the template around which every queer story should be told, and is, in fact, made up of a lot of things that can be frustrating today (metaphors, calling it "friendship", they never really interact, distrust, a terminal disease leading to Bury Your Gays), but this story wasn't for me, today, in the year 2025: it's an expression of life from the 90s.
It's a time capsule just like the mall and shows of the day. Your neighbors? The people you see in the grocery store? In the hospital waiting room? The library? That's who was alive in the nineties. Wives and partners of veterans and stricken people, doing whatever they could to help their partners through a world that continues to paint them in a derogatory light. Mixed right in with the teens at the mall and the movie stars and the computer nerds were people who had been condemned and scorned for their very existence less than two decades prior.
This book was their story.
Romantic. Rage-inducing. Hopeful. Damning. That book was RAW. A dose of reality that should not be forgotten, because it reminds us that goodness doesn't have to shine solely in an idealized world. Sometimes, reality can suck. Sometimes, you're only fighting for a few more months of time. Sometimes, your friends are rude and prejudiced, and you will have to call them out (and it may even be your responsibility to do so!).
That's what reality was. That's the world KA Applegate saw around her, and that was the letter she penned to try and tell the people around her how to make it better.
Look at the world around you now, and think about where the step you can take today will lead.
#Animorphs#the other#OH FRACK THAT WAS THE TITLE???#i just got it#that really WAS a sermon!#ka applegate#you beautiful creature
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I hope we can get more yandere hantengu clones art with their loved one. Just here to remind you that I will (or we will) always support you null!! Take your time drawing and having a break, we may send you a little too much requests 🙏
uwagg you must be like a mind reader or something.... your leader is still new to this whole thing, and trying to rotate between drawing and rambling so as not to burn out. I'm so very grateful for your patience and understanding!
there are other kind words and compliments in my inbox, but your leader is a shy man who can't answer them without getting embarrassed. to those cult members, I thank you as well! I read everything you all say in this cult and keep them dear to my heart.
as you may know, your leader is slow, but also scatter brained! there are times when I think of something but get distracted with a new question in my inbox that can't really be answered with a drawing. this is nowhere near any of your faults, but may explain the slow answers. for that, I'm extremely sorry!
I continue to ask you to be patient with your leader and his blender shake of a brain. Thank you so very much for liking my art and being here with me. It makes me very happy!
OH, and I do have some more art in the works, yes!! Just need to pick away at it.
#null sermon#null brainwash#cloaked cult member#i dont ever see myself turning off the inbox feature but im sorry if some of your asks never get answered#i get swept up. im sorry!#hopefully you all like the things i manage to answer as much i do#waaaghhh youre so sweet my cult member.. what brought this on?? did i seem tired?? just a good samaritan?#yandere clone art sometimes mixes with other random shit posty art.. orz#BASICALLY TYSM FUCK IT WE BALL BABY LETS GOOOOOO#sweet words are like my poison.......... i always keel over afterward................ tysm cult member. ilysm!#the enthusiasm always fuels me
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Do not allow other people's actions to determine your happiness
Romans 12:12 Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer;
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
Philippians 4:4 Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice.
John 17:13 And now come I to thee; and these things I speak in the world, that they might have my joy fulfilled in themselves.
Let the joy of the Lord be your strength
Nemamiah 8:10 Then he said unto them, Go your way, eat the fat, and drink the sweet, and send portions unto them for whom nothing is prepared: for this day is holy unto our LORD: neither be ye sorry; (for the joy of the LORD is your strength).
Our Joy comes from the Lord
Psalm 126:3 The LORD hath done great things for us; whereof we are glad.
Psalm 100:1 Make a joyful noise unto the LORD, all ye lands.100:2 Serve the LORD with gladness: come before his presence with singing.100:3 Know ye that the LORD he is God: it is he that hath made us, and not we ourselves; we are his people, and the sheep of his pasture.100:4 Enter into his gates with thanksgiving, and into his courts with praise: be thankful unto him, and bless his name.100:5 For the LORD is good; his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations.
John 15:9 As the Father hath loved me, so have I loved you: continue ye in my love.15:10 If ye keep my commandments, ye shall abide in my love; even as I have kept my Father's commandments, and abide in his love.15:11 These things have I spoken unto you, that my joy might remain in you, and that your joy might be full.
#sermon#don't allow other people's actions to determine your happiness#joy from the Lord#christian inspiration#christian art#faith in jesus#jesus#animation#scripture#christian quotes#christian#christianity#bible verse
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just watched conclave ohhhhh my godd what a movie
#diary entry#conclave#films#i have so many thoughts about this movie i couldn't possibly articulate them rn but oh my godddddd#my mama watched with me n she loved it too#all the little details like in cinematography choices n costumes n sound n symbolism#i'm not catholic or christian in general but i really loved what the film had to say about faith#with that sermon in the beginning#n also within the church n it's relation to other religions n faith or lack of it#i absolutely love stories where even deeply religious people experience doubt n uncertainty#n cardinal lawrence's whole arc was so interestin to watch#carlos diehz is a standout to me n i hope he does more actin bc obviously he's very good#also#ralph fiennes the old man that you are#ok now i'm gonna go learn everything i can about this movie n look at all the analyses i've been ignorin so i don't get spoiled
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Whenever I see someone with a wildly unsupported fandom take I hear my childhood church pastor yelling ‘And is this correct? LET US RETURN TO THE TEXT!’
#mine#I don’t think you understand#this man had a PHD#in law#he got a second PHD in theology when I was in high school#so yeah we were all up in that book#not saying everything I was taught at that church was something I agree with by any means but he was PHENOMENAL at pointing out text to#support whatever stance he had#my media literacy journey really started in church because when the other pastors I didn’t like as much would do their sermons#I was always looking for them to mess up.#just 9 year old me going ‘HMMM! weak support! you’ve taken this sentence out of context!!!’
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‘suddenly every love song was about you’ but barbara-fied to be ‘suddenly every bible verse was about you’ shshdhhsdhk
#steadfast love 💗 and faithfulness 🙏 meet 🤝#righteousness ✊ and peace 🕊️ kiss 💋 each other 😳#like the revelation barbara was always warned about is actually a much different revelation#and now she can’t even get through a sunday sermon#she is sososososo unwell amen
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U ever think abt how much ruv loves his wife? Bc I do, I do all the time
I DOOO I DOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO WAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK
#i think he gets sometimes shy and bashful around her in his own way still after years upon years of their relationship…………….#this big rugged murderer with a vicious past being the softest around his wife (with also a vicious past) and would do anythign for her#VOW OR NOT!#i do not blame him whatsoever i too would be entranced by her satinic feminine wiles#now they clean or prepare the sermons or weed and add to the garden together or other mundane shit like that RATTLES MY CAGE let me out#OOOG like i said with a prev ask id love to draw them for this ask but i got a wee burn conveninely on the tip of the finger i use to draw#its not even that bad or anything but once again. SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can anyone tell that i love them yet#ask#anon
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i took sermons of self-sacrifice and putting god and others above yourself and not being "selfish" really seriously and when that burned me out and i learned it's not sustainable to pour from an empty cup all the time i brought it up to this highly respected xtian couple in the church and the first (and pretty much only) response i got was "the verse is 'love your neighbor AS YOURSELF'" as if it was my fault for not "reading the verse properly" when the reason i was like this in the first place is because the church puts so much fucking emphasis on not being "selfish" and viewing others as above you and taking care of others above yourself and glorification of self-sacrifice while never having a single sermon that even says "it's okay to take care of yourself too" and the people who told me that don't know it but their response (and noticing how others respond the same) helped me realize how much this is all just bullshit and is one of the reasons i left
#there are many many reason i've left xtianity#but xtians being so willing to dismiss and blame you for *checks notes* listening to what you have been taught is one of the biggest ones#also that 'it says 'as yourself'' is such bullshit anyway#bc after i left the pastor did a sermon about 'loving yourself' and it was literally#'you can't love yourself properly unless you sacrifice yourself for god and others'#'the world's view of “self love” is evil and unsustainable and horrible and selfish and you can only do it right through selflessness'#and shit like that#i knew people that sincerely believed loving yourself was a sin like i feel like it's weirder to believe it's not a sin with them#anyway!#ex cult#ex christian#religious trauma
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Canon worsties!! 🙏
Guess who just got into Midnight Mass :D
#faith game#faith the unholy trinity#faith airdorf#midnight mass#john ward#paul hill#john pruitt#fanart#doodle#crossover#alternate universe#au#art#digital art#drawing#((I think if they meet each other they'd think the other is a little freak))#((they have a joint sermon and it's basically a 2 hours traumadump from father ward and another hour of preach from father hill))
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“does eden’s gate do anything to recognize pride month” has been stumping me all day btw
#on the one hand advertising they’re Accepting is one of the go to recruitment tactics.#on the other hand yes joseph we know rainbow capitalism it’s all about consumerism these days.#actually think i answered it for myself typing this out. they hang up a hand sewn (by angels) rainbow flag with project crosses on it#to get everyone in the doors for a sermon about how so many places will hang up rainbow flags mass produced by underpaid workers#and then throw them out on july 1st. Our Family will not throw you out on july 1st. Our Family will not throw you out when the world ends#thanks for the help everyone glad we settled that
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one of my only surviving memories of one of the churches my parents tried when i was a teenager, the pastor spent like half the sermon ranting and raving and yelling about the blasphemic lady gaga and how she had recently sang "god bless the u.s.GAY" during her performance of the national anthem at like the superbowl or whatever and they unfurled a gay flag instead of an american flag or something and about how it was SO DISRESPECTFUL to GOD and our TROOPS and that gay people should be ASHAMED for this and how lady gaga must be the devil's attempt to influence OUR INNOCENT CHILDREN into doing EVIL. like turning them gay i guess. or something
#i then proceeded to instinctively tune out every thing else about that church so this is really the only one thing i remember about it#i dont think wr went there too long thankfully maybe like a month or two at most#i dont even remember what that church's particular stance on Gay even was . tbh#i was literally so incensed my brain decided to focus entirely on the lady gaga thing because i was just like#'yeah i do not need to be hearing whatever words this guy is about to start saying about gay people'#my parents felt like 'love the sinner not the sin' types when i was growing up so i always wonder what they thought about that sermon#because we really didnt go there anymore pretty soon after that. but also like i said my parents were also actively churchhopping#i always assumed growing up my parents probably just agreed 100% with whatever a pastor says (because thats how they were at#our family church before the pastor they liked retired)#but im really only now as an adult wondering if my mom or dad picked up on *something* at the time.#whether it was me being probably visibly uncomfortable or how angrily the pastor spat his venom#or how the congregation eagerly took in every word. nodding and muttering 'thats right' under their breath and clapping for the hatred show#at least the pastor i grew up listening to really did focus on spreading messages of love and compassion.#again. more of the 'love the sinner hate the sin' type congregation. a bit 'dont ask dont tell'#on the bright side i wasnt directly exposed to homo/transphobic violence at that age. on the other side i didnt know#that being gay or trans was a thing you could even be until i was in 10th grade#i learned about being trans and i was like ohhhhh okay. hey parents can you call me this shortened masc version of my name. dont ask why
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