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isaac
#art#sketch#comic#religion#christianity#our sermon last week was about the story of isaac#and i found it disconcerting how enthusiastically they praised abraham's resolve to give up his son#and i can't fault him. god told him to#but sometimes i wonder how isaac felt#handing him the wood to burn at his altar#wolfy religious tedtalks#anyways i swear my other pride month drawings will be more cheerful HAHA
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“For in spite of language, in spite of intelligence and intuition and sympathy, one can never really communicate anything to anybody.”
—ALDOUS HUXLEY | “SERMONS IN CATS” >> MUSIC AT NIGHT AND OTHER ESSAYS [1931]
#quotes#aldous huxley#linguistics#sociology#literature#essay#sermons in cats#music at night and other essays#30s#text#u
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thinking back on it midnight mass was visually and conceptually very cool and that priest guy was very fun in his role but all in all I found the show overall incredibly tedious. to be honest
#i really really wanted to like it more#feels like mike flanagan needs more people around to tell him no when he wants to put another monologue in a scene lol. and just in general#im not talking abt the sermons those were good i mean other scenes. imo. but thats just my opinion#sorry i dont usually make posts that are just 'i thought xyz was mid' this is just something ive thought abt#i was just surprised by how much every1 else seemed to like it
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A pastor with a horrible cold, having to preach through three services.
The first one wasn't so bad. It was Saturday night, and he was just a little sniffly. Other than a few nose blows throughout the sermon, he was feeling fine. Those listening didn't seem to notice much.
then came Sunday morning. He drags himself out of bed, head heavy with thick congestion that makes it impossible to breathe through his nose without a bubbling, snotty sound effect. He's tired, the early morning feeling ten times worse than normal, but he wasn't going to call in sick and make the small number of church staff scramble to find someone who can step in.
throughout the entire second service, he was pausing to cough, or let out a series of loud, stuffy sneezes. the chorus of 'bless you's' by the congregation becomes almost regular.
but the third and final service, he's sweated through his preaching jacket, having developed a fever. His voice is gone, only a gravely, strained rasp as he delivers the message, words not even understandable as he snorts and sniffles. The Bible stand ends up being dusted with mucus as he starts sneezing without time to cover. The entire first row was a casualty, but they didn't comment since the man looked ready to die with his chapped red nose and red rimmed eyes
nobody understood what the message was about that day, the only take away being to wash their hands
#sickfic prompts#whump#sneezeblr#snz#inspired by today's sermon#the guy was coughing every other word and looked horrible#sickfic
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‘suddenly every love song was about you’ but barbara-fied to be ‘suddenly every bible verse was about you’ shshdhhsdhk
#steadfast love 💗 and faithfulness 🙏 meet 🤝#righteousness ✊ and peace 🕊️ kiss 💋 each other 😳#like the revelation barbara was always warned about is actually a much different revelation#and now she can’t even get through a sunday sermon#she is sososososo unwell amen
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U ever think abt how much ruv loves his wife? Bc I do, I do all the time
I DOOO I DOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DO WAY TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK
#i think he gets sometimes shy and bashful around her in his own way still after years upon years of their relationship…………….#this big rugged murderer with a vicious past being the softest around his wife (with also a vicious past) and would do anythign for her#VOW OR NOT!#i do not blame him whatsoever i too would be entranced by her satinic feminine wiles#now they clean or prepare the sermons or weed and add to the garden together or other mundane shit like that RATTLES MY CAGE let me out#OOOG like i said with a prev ask id love to draw them for this ask but i got a wee burn conveninely on the tip of the finger i use to draw#its not even that bad or anything but once again. SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can anyone tell that i love them yet#ask#anon
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i took sermons of self-sacrifice and putting god and others above yourself and not being "selfish" really seriously and when that burned me out and i learned it's not sustainable to pour from an empty cup all the time i brought it up to this highly respected xtian couple in the church and the first (and pretty much only) response i got was "the verse is 'love your neighbor AS YOURSELF'" as if it was my fault for not "reading the verse properly" when the reason i was like this in the first place is because the church puts so much fucking emphasis on not being "selfish" and viewing others as above you and taking care of others above yourself and glorification of self-sacrifice while never having a single sermon that even says "it's okay to take care of yourself too" and the people who told me that don't know it but their response (and noticing how others respond the same) helped me realize how much this is all just bullshit and is one of the reasons i left
#there are many many reason i've left xtianity#but xtians being so willing to dismiss and blame you for *checks notes* listening to what you have been taught is one of the biggest ones#also that 'it says 'as yourself'' is such bullshit anyway#bc after i left the pastor did a sermon about 'loving yourself' and it was literally#'you can't love yourself properly unless you sacrifice yourself for god and others'#'the world's view of “self love” is evil and unsustainable and horrible and selfish and you can only do it right through selflessness'#and shit like that#i knew people that sincerely believed loving yourself was a sin like i feel like it's weirder to believe it's not a sin with them#anyway!#ex cult#ex christian#religious trauma
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Prayers appreciated I guess. Mental health is still eh and spiritual health isn’t any better.
#prayer request#I want to write out thoughts but I also should just sleep too#I’m so tired of all of this#I want to not live in this world where everything is crap and doesn’t get better only harder and more confusing and painful#I think the church thing would *maybe* be easier if my family also wanted to try out other churches and initiated it#but if it’s up to me I just don’t care enough and I don’t even know how to start with anything#and of course the one that has a young adult service has it when everyone else in the family has stuff going on#and it’s at the church that wants to destroy your eardrums in worship#like I like the vibe and the sermons but having to put in ear plugs to even walk into worship? hate that#and I hear my sister say that people miss me or are praying and I’m like#‘okay cool….have your considered trying to reach out and talk to me? or is that too much work?’
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Canon worsties!! 🙏
Guess who just got into Midnight Mass :D
#faith game#faith the unholy trinity#faith airdorf#midnight mass#john ward#paul hill#john pruitt#fanart#doodle#crossover#alternate universe#au#art#digital art#drawing#((I think if they meet each other they'd think the other is a little freak))#((they have a joint sermon and it's basically a 2 hours traumadump from father ward and another hour of preach from father hill))
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hate going for christian weddings sometimes because i always see the prettiest women with the ugliest men, the sermon is always some shit about wives being slaves (but not like bad slavery, mutual slavery except the husband is a benevolent master which makes it okay) and making babies for their husband, the music is always lame, the mc is always weird and obnoxious, and older women keep fucking asking me when it's gonna be my turn and never take no for an answer.
#mine#personal#brief storytime in the tags#one of my family friends got married and i was happy she was happy#her parents are like an aunt and uncle to me#i was happy to share that moment with them#we cried and laughed together#and my friends#their other daughters were on the line and looked gorgeous#it was just beautiful watching us all grow up in a way and move on to “the next” together#BUT#im a pastor's kid#and my dad loves weddings#he drinks them in whenever he can now especially because they make him happy and he's had to attend a lot more funerals this year#he's been burdened a lot by how many people he's had to bury and how many hospital visits he's had to do#so i was happy to see him happy too#it just all felt so bittersweet to me#because i know how badly my parents want this for me and for themselves#there was a daddy-daughters dance at some point and i could feel my dad beaming beside me watching that#and i was a little sad about it because i was like im never gonna give you that#this could be the best thing i could ever give you and i will never give you this#i can never kneel at an altar in front of a pastor and swallow that sermon#i would never marry a man in my generation#if i married a woman you and almost the entire tent filled with people that watched me grow up would not attend#my happiest day would be another funeral for you#it was worse because im kind of a small celebrity in this community because of my parents and their siblings who are politicians#so people i barely knew kept coming up and asking me when it would be my turn and how they so looked forward to the day#and i was like i love that we're a community here and i missed the pestering of aunts since i left church#but at the same time i was glad to remember why i left#there is no freedom to be myself at all with them because all they do is project their beliefs and ideas on me because that's what children
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“does eden’s gate do anything to recognize pride month” has been stumping me all day btw
#on the one hand advertising they’re Accepting is one of the go to recruitment tactics.#on the other hand yes joseph we know rainbow capitalism it’s all about consumerism these days.#actually think i answered it for myself typing this out. they hang up a hand sewn (by angels) rainbow flag with project crosses on it#to get everyone in the doors for a sermon about how so many places will hang up rainbow flags mass produced by underpaid workers#and then throw them out on july 1st. Our Family will not throw you out on july 1st. Our Family will not throw you out when the world ends#thanks for the help everyone glad we settled that
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PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEEEE DROP THE LINK TO THE PAL N DULCIE MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE ARO4ARO PLAYSCRIPT FIC I WOULD LOVE TO READ IT
THANK YOU it's cam and dulcie and tragically only exists as a wip in my notes app where it keeps getting deprioritised because i didn't think anyone else would be interested in my niche sandbox project but it seems like i was wrong!! i'm trying not to make too many 'Hand in marriage' jokes
#i loooove deconstructing concepts of love and romance it's one of my favourite things to do#and there's hardly anything abt cam and dulcie independent of pal#basically the whole fic is based on that line in the sermon on cavaliers and necromancers about how necros can't marry each other#but they CAN marry the necro's cavalier#also sorry this is late i have literally not had a spare minute in several days#tlt
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lemme be a bitchass european for a Moment but god the socmed feeds on wednesday morning are gonna be so obnoxious no matter what, arent they
#i knowwwwww the end result affects more than just usamericans and even if it didnt i do care abt how it goes#but jesuschrist its gonna be every other post isnt it. its gonna be the entire news section#särmäs sermons#genuinely wish it wasnt such a big deal you guys. im sorry it is like this
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I'd just like to say that I love your art! The colors that you use for some of the artworks, the way the lineart looks... all of it! I have a few questions to ask you about it though. 1, what app do you use for art? 2, what brush? The type of brush that you use for lineart gives it some sort of vibe and I'm here for it! Also sorry if this sounds a little awkward, I don't usually send things lol.
TYSM!! Don't worry abt sounding awkward, as long as you get your message across, you did well!
For apps, I use Clip Studio Paint
I change up my brushes a lot from time to time bc I get bored of how they feel, so idk how long I'll last w these. Regardless, i use the Artemus pencils!
it feels so cool.... and it's got tilt pressure where it gets bigger when you tilt it and gAH so good.
i dont know if you also wanted to know what i use for coloring.. but i'll answer anyway. for now i'm using these two, the rinotuna line/sketch brush and flashito!
the rinotuna one is my main one, but i sometimes go in and paint stuff with the flashito. i also use a standard air brush tool but i mess around with the hardness to get what i want. i draw, add a noise filter, RGB reverb, and you get my art!
#not art#cult leader cameo#you have no idea how insane it was for me to get this question#i always asked other ppl this.... and now im the one getting asked.... so cool.......#but yeah!#if you have anymore questions about my materials. dont be shy to ask#though i think i answered everything?#who knows#null sermon#null brainwash
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} hello devotees and friends! My ask box is currently bursting at the seams, and I need a little bit to get through all of this. I will let you know when it is back open! It wont be too long, though. I just need to stop the income to get to all of you in a timely matter! Love you all !! :]
#pitiful sermon#squip ocs#//we've got 67 asks right now!!! that's insane!!!! you all are so cool!!!#//figuring out how to close asks rn#//smooching you all#//go bother all the other wonderful asks for a little bit:]
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Hello Tumblr gang you need to see the magnum opus of my entire Cult of the Lamb gameplay
#cult of the lamb#there's a lot going on here...#but the only thing you guys need to know is that kallamar and shamura keeps throwing hands with each other#bc shamura has the hot-tempered trait from frequent fight pit winnings#and for some reason all my hot-tempered followers throw hands at kallamar like a lot#this time they just fought after a sermon#pls I've been laughing at this image a minute after i took it
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