#Orders

[unbfacts]

Soldiers in the German Army can refuse orders that violate human dignity.

[sir-fenris]

Can I please make a request? What about a living weapon (since that seems to be your speciality) who’s sent in for “training” by another trainer since apparently they’ve been acting defiant. And the trainers expecting a feral snarling weapon like they usually get, they aren’t expecting this quiet meek weapon who’s act of defiance was having PTSD or something else that’s either small or not in their control?

Sorry for the little wait! Hope you don't mind me doing your request with the event, and hope you enjoy the drabble :)

(Also, I'm glad you consider lw my specialty :D thank you)

Year of Whump Tropes - Day 18

January 2025 - Week 3, Day 4

"Don't make me repeat myself"

(Drabbles' masterlist)

Content: living weapon whumpee, medic whumpee, multiple whumpers, dehumanization, electrocution (stun bat), institutionalized whump, military whump, physical disability, swearing.

Trainer didn't know what happened in the last months of the year. Perhaps the handlers were already too tired from the year, so impatient for their winter break that they just didn't want to handle their unruly charges anymore.

Perhaps the weapons were also tired from years without a proper break, and that's why they acted out so much. Got too violent, too unstable, too snappy, too volatile.

But like clockwork, every time the winter break was close, at the time of his lunch break, there was a handler asking if he could recalibrate the weapons. Trainer got them quiet and obedient and sent them back to their handlers before the week was done.

By now, he doesn't even bother going to his office first thing in the morning. He will always get a call in less than 30 minutes about one of his new charges doing too much noise.

So he goes straight to the training wing and starts to read the records about the new weapons dumped to him.

On the first handler's name, a familiar one, it's an effort to not roll his eyes. Their superiors had to be notified of the irresponsible habit of this idiot. Every month, this guy brings in another one for extra training. There's no way he's always getting the worst weapons, he's just too lazy to break in the ones that don't behave after the first correction.

Trainer used the peephole to see a slim, curled form on the corner. It probably had been starved as punishment, by the looks of it. He opens the silent door with the stun bat already in hand.

"Asset. Stand and report designation." Not too loud yet, giving it the time to obey, a simple and easy question. The weapon doesn't even move its face away from the wall.

Starting off with punishment, classic. That shitty handler trained his weapons so badly they disobey even to just report. Trainer takes two steps forward and shocks its leg.

With a startled scream, the weapon turns around, trying to kick the bat away. He punishes the attempt with a harsh hit to the kicking leg.

This time, it chokes on a pained groan and just curls further into the corner. And... oh. There are tears in its eyes. Well, that's new.

"Asset. Stand up and report designation." Trainer repeats in the same tone as before. The weapon's eyes snap up middle sentence, and its eyebrows knit slightly. He took only a second to see it as confusion instead of defiance.

"... Asset code 2284. Previous front line medic, reassigned to camp medic." It says, still curled in the corner. It doesn't seem defiant, just tense, but it still refused to stand up.

... Something wasn't adding up.

Trainer still brought the bat down and gave the weapon time to flinch and cower before shocking their leg again. No resisting attempt, different from the first time, for some reason. No startled kicking. "Don't make me repeat myself, asset!"

"I'm sorry, sir," It mutters out in a resigned voice, one that told him those words have been said way too much lately. Its eyes look up for a second, at the bat.

Trainer gave it time to correct their behavior and obey, but the weapon just curled more into itself. This is unfamiliar. He's used to the tough ones, that are strong and hard to crack, even if it's just due to their temper and defiance.

He turns the shock down one notch for safety before bringing it down again. The first tears leak out of the weapon's eyes when they scream. Once the shock is done, they choke out another apology, looking up at them this time.

"Sorry doesn't change anything, asset. We'll keep this going until you stop this cute act. Stand up and report designation. If I repeat myself one more time..." Trainer threatens, firmer.

To his surprise, the weapon did obey immediately this time, almost hurriedly. "Asset code 2284. Previous front line medic, reassigned to camp medic." Its posture was perfect, voice respectful, almost eager to comply all of a sudden.

Nothing like the sarcastic, dramatic, and disobedient weapon his handler painted him to be. Trainer couldn't ignore this any longer, something was wrong here.

"Why didn't you obey the first three times, asset?" Trainer asks, playing with the bat and watching as the weapon's eyes follow the movements as it tries to focus on his face. His mouth, not eyes. His handler indeed had said it was in a rebellious streak of not wanting to look him in the eye.

"I didn't hear your orders, sir. I'm sorry, sir..." It says meekly, flinching slightly in anticipation for each move of the bat, though it's not close to him.

Trainer had been warned about that, too. But its words sounded way too meek to be the taunting stunt its handler said he pulled all the time.

His brain works back to each information he got of the weapon, each denial to obey reported. A weapon reassigned from front line medic to camp medic after it suffered severe injuries on a grenade explosion. Obedient before, turned sarcastic and rebellious with new handler, pretending to not hear orders, not looking his handlers in the eyes, ignoring name calls, ignoring morning alarms...

Trainer stops his movement with the bat once it clicks. Severe injury due to closeness of a explosion, and all behavioral issues had been about it not listening.

God, he hopes he's wrong, because if that stupid handler let that slide, Trainer will personally make sure a demission paper is sent.

"Will you be obedient without the need of drugs to settle you down, asset?" He asks without needing an answer before opening the door and motioning the weapon to get out.

"...sir?" It asks in a quiet voice, almost fearful. With him turned around, it couldn't read his lips.

"We'll go to the medical, get you checked. Move, asset." He uses a harsh tone as a test, but the weapon doesn't seem to really pick up on it, it just hurries to obey after staring at his lips moving while he speaks.

In less than 30 minutes, the check-up is done, with the weapon behaving exceptionally if given visual guidance.

Trainer has a paper in his hand. "Severe hearing loss due to explosion." Not completely deaf, but close to be.

The weapon started tearing up silently when it saw the words, and as soon as they left the medical wing, it knelt to the ground. "I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, sir. I promise I can still be useful, even without hearing much- I-... I don't need to hear to tend wounds! I can take care of the patients, I swear I can-"

He started the day thinking he would have to deal with a feral, snarling weapon, and... he was given a meek, pitiful young asset. Trainer never hated its handler more than he did now. That useless son of a bitch would let a valuable asset be decommissioned for nothing more than irresponsibility.

Trainer crouched down and waited for visual contact before saying, in a tone it can hear better, "By the end of the week, you will be able to do everything you did before, even if the hearing loss is untreatable. I won't decommission a weapon when all it needs is recalibrating."

He ruffles its short hair when it chokes out "thank you" over and over. Trainer can see loud and clear how much its handler messed up his mind for it to be so unstable, but he's dealt with worse. He can correct that emotional outburst in due time and send it back into the field. With a better handler, this time.

The weapon leans into the touch, and Trainer huffs before getting up and waiting for it to follow him.

"Rebellious, worthless asset," his ass. His last "fuck you" to that empty-headed idiot before he gets fired will be making this one the best asset in the medic camp.

With the way it follows him as an eager puppy, although still on edge, that won't be hard.

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[emilynyaaa]

mmm i love girlcock i wanna suck on girlcock mmmgngmn~

[illustratus]

The Three Sacred Orders

The Ionic Order, The Corinthian Order, The Doric Order

by Miriam Escofet

[the-lavender-clown]

I DID IT!!

They’re all packed up and I’m gonna be walking em over to the post office in a bit!!!

Bonus: all the doodles I did

I love them

[rainbowboom]

The commission I drew yesterday)

I'm very tired! But satisfied

(I remind you that the price list is in the pinned post. For orders, contact in private messages in telegram!(*¯︶¯*))

[starbucks-with-a-twist]

favorite customer?

[themissingmango]

Just Plane Monday Calendar Shipping Update!

I can now officially say that every calendar order has been shipped!! 🎉 I started with all international orders to give the best window for arrival and hopefully ensure they make it before January 1st.

[A brief note on packaging: I try my best to reduce/reuse/recycle when possible, so everything has been shipped in packaging that is either reused or repurposed—I had to do some cardboard crafting because the calendar is quite long in dimension and I wanted it to travel as securely as possible!]

I also wanted to share some fun data points about how far this little calendar is traveling because it’s very cool to me. So, here we go…

A highly impressive 35% of the orders I received were international!!! I’m so so happy I could offer international shipping, you guys are incredible!

The farthest distance that the calendar will travel is a little over 7,200 mi or 11,600 km all the way to New Zealand. It’ll cross two oceans to get there and I’m more than a smidge emotional about that 🥹

Altogether, calendars are shipping to five different countries and seven different US states. That is wild beyond words and I’m honored that my art is traveling so far and varied. Every order has a thank you note with it, but I’ll say it here too: thank you so much! I originally just figured maybe a handful of people might be interested in this, but boy did I underestimate that. Thank you to anyone liking/reblogging/enjoying/interacting with Just Plane Monday 💙✈️ it’s more than I ever expected because you all made it that way.

[ferdibertauzine]

Invoicing and Shipping Soon!

It's been a long wait, but everything is finally here! You should have received an email today with details about shipping. Please keep an eye out for a zine invoice in your emails, and if you didn't receive today's email let us know!

You can see our merch photos and the zine flick through below.

[lunastar92]

I want to try all of those!!!!

[chococat-plushie-archive]

I've got so many entries to catch up on but uhhhh

Ultimate Holy Grail ordered!!!! This guy popped up a year ago from the same seller but was taken down bc they were on the fence about selling him. Happy that I caught him this time 😎 even if the price was crazyyy

[sunshineandlyrics]

*Some consolation if your recent 28 Clothing order was cancelled (4 December 2023)

[crowstormx]

𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ brown layouts [ask]

[di-devil]

commission is open!

Well, September 3rd is approaching! The day when I will officially open the commission for you, my dear ones!

The rules are very simple: In order to order art, you will need to write to me in private messages, tell me about your request and wait for a response.

Rules for requests:

No vulgar content

No offensive pictures

It's pretty simple, right? The price, as well as the terms, are negotiable. But I will put up approximate price categories based on the simplest ones:

The number of characters: it all depends on whether you need a full-length, half-character, or shoulder-length drawing. The starting price for each item starts from $ 20 without painting and a clear line

Painting: The color can be flat, voluminous, just with shadows without shading. The starting price of each item is from $ 50 to $ 100 inclusive.

(A negotiated price is possible, but most likely with simplification of the final product)

I will be glad to accept your orders! Ah, I hasten to say that the payment will be made by donation to my Boosty, in the "donation" section at the link below. https://boosty.to/di-devil/donate https://boosty.to/di-devil/posts/471342f3-2526-4747-8f76-4f735a4fe570?share=success_publish_link

Other means of payment are not available in my country. (To my regret)

[the-lavender-clown]

Me watching five orders get placed in the last few hours after launching the keychains