#Ordained Minister

[a-vampire-moth]

I forgot that I was an ordained minister until like..... 3 minutes ago

Does anyone want a moth vampire therian/otherkin to officiate a wedding/funeral?

[sliceoflifebear]

I have officiated Gaia Online weddings and Real life weddings! But soon I shall officiate my first Minecraft wedding!!

[confusedraven1]

i officiated my friends’ wedding yesterday and let me tell you, i had the best fucking time. the entire weekend was perfect and i don’t think a single thing went wrong. i love them so much and i’m so happy for them 💙💙

[tarotifficlady]

Service Menu- Ordained Minister Services

Ordained Minister Ceremonies

Initial Conference $25 *30 minutes Zoom or Phone with at least one person who is in the ceremony. I prefer both people be present.

Zoom Quick Vows 30 Minute Officiant $100

Zoom Extension One Hour Vows $250

In Person Within 50 Miles $250

In Person Within California $500 plus travel costs

In Person West Coast $1,000 plus travel costs

Zoom Last Minute Quick Vows (less than 10 days notice) Add $150 to fee

Zoom Tardy Quick Vows

(less than 30 days notice) Add $250 to fee

In Person Tardy Quick Vows (Add $300 to fee)

In Person Last Minute Quick Vows (call for quote)

I will assist in writing personalized Vows and meditations for the service, and will provide a detailed outline of the specific type of services during the initial evaluation conference!

I provide full service minister services and can Marry, Baptize, Bury, and Ordain You!

I will perform a eulogy, write obituaries, and offer counseling for those experiencing a death of a loved one, be it human or animal companion. These aren't services I am interested in charging for, and will provide a donation schedule if you wish to proceed.

[hahaheart1]

Yippie??????? (!!!!!!)

[mcchipisfried]

[h8ani]

Random note but I forgot I became an ordained minister last year for funsies

[pwrn51]

His experiences with Tourette's Syndrome

  Today’s guest is J. Edwards Holt a Best-selling Author, Writer, Ordained Minister, Mental Health Advocate, Novelist, and Children’s  Author. J. Edwards Holt discusses how he became a writer, his writing process, and some of the messages he has in his books which are inspired by his Christian faith. We discussed one of the several books which J. Edwards Holt has written. BARRENWORLD: RISE OF THE…

[tastytoastz]

[darkwolfz397]

I could do this and I didn’t even think about it. I’m ordained and I’ve got my boaters education license.

I have one goal/dream related to marriage. Some day I'd like to own a boat and officiate someone else's wedding on it Barbossa style (or well, act like it because it wouldn't be official).

Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today...

That'd be my dream wedding.

Get ordained online and live out your dream bestie

[bugflies00]

TUBBO AND TOMMY GOT LEGALLY MARRIED???

[lilislegacy]

HELP you are so funny for this 🤣💀

I just laughed for 5 minutes straight. I feel like people who don’t pay attention to your random rare lore that you drop in your tags are missing out cause girl you funny as fuck

honestly i forget that some people actually look at my tags LOL. i usually just say random things that come to my mind 😂

[localcoffeeshop]

sisyphus of the corn

[sootsz]

that somebody on the qsmp during twitchcon vegas would livestream getting married by an elvis impersonator was frankly a foregone conclusion and it was never a matter of ���if” but always just a matter of “when”. but what IS surprising is that it wasn’t tubbo

[tarotifficlady]

Incantations are not silly rituals that you purchase from an "Etsy Witch" whose experience is based on trips to the library and Hot Topic!

Over 20 plus years in the evaluation of different types of needs from people all over the world!

I have matched 212 successful soulmate unions with a 100% satisfaction rate. I have personally officiated at three dozen commitments and I have only seen two relationships unravel in my 20 plus years!

I have reunited 149 people from all walks of life, including adopters, exes, siblings, and friends who lost touch.

I have successfully eliminated negative energy from 406 unique environments and have taught each client how to keep those entities away permanently!

I have given the families of 297 generational curses the ability to move past the sins of their ancestors.

I have assisted with 612 spiritual awakenings and hosted 35 retreats that help with this type of guided study.

I have given 93 future parents conception determinations and gender revelation with just three unknowns that wound up as twins!

I have thoroughly evaluated and provided step by step guides for those who are attempting to invoke their own karma and experience to give the advice necessary to successful ends.

I have given 61 entrepreneurs the best spells for monetary investment success and have witnessed almost half go on to join the millionaire club.

I have founded the Circle of Trust that gives each client a personal monthly reading schedule and ritual development process that returns up to 400 satisfied customers each year in a priceless partnership that is focused on the best outcomes for each one.

I will provide the tools and my expertise to those who are genuine and trustworthy. I only open my practice to new clients after an interview that allows me to tune into the energy and get them to where I believe I can assist with their goals and provide mutual respect.

My hope is to connect with those who aren't seeking a quick fix to problems, but that are willing to put effort into learning new skills to obtain the keys to manifest their own spiritual awakening.

I have enough to be personally satisfied, and my work is meaningful and I am not interested in fake or greedy folks who have limited foresight.

You are welcome here and I am open to questions about the business at hand!

I am an ordained minister and I offer ceremonies for all people, and can legally officiate in most US STATES.

I offer long distance Zoom and in person ceremonies and my fees are structured to give opportunities to everyone. I am currently in the process of booking my 2025 schedule and I will provide a list of my travels to allow for booking simultaneously to help keep expenses low.

I will do my best to accommodate you and I prefer a minimum of Four months notice for anything outside of California, and 30 days notice for Zoom officiating duties. I provide full ceremonies and quick vows to unions between loving folks. Gender, sensuality, religion, and class isn't a problem.

If you are interested in ceremonies for grief services, including a passing of a human or animal companion, please contact me with details for the quoted price. I do not require much more than a donation for these offerings if done via Zoom, and only ask for inexpensive travel costs to be reimbursed if outside of my area.

If you wish to see an entire menu of my Jill of All Trades services, simply look up the post here on Tumblr linked here

https://tumblr.com/servicemenu

[la-galaxie-langblr]

today on random languages my brain is going 👀 at is biblical hebrew and biblical greek