#Or ratigan

[infernothechaosgod]

Thats me rn (the great mouse detective isnt on wcofun dot net and Idk how to screenrecord disney+ that's about to finally expire in like a week and I promised the litellar most generous fucking angel that we will watch it soon for our anniversary of meeting and idk where to get it from atp)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price celebrates his 75th birthday with a special guest...RATIGAN!

[coconutmilkyway]

i rly like to doodle characters standing next to each other doing absolutely nothing lol its one of my fave hobbies

ratigan gettin uglier n uglier every time i draw him haha i cant help it

[housesofmouses]

#fellas is it gay to keep a framed oil painting of your nemesis and talk about what a genius he is

[blueninjablade3]

How the Disney villain men react to you off-handedly calling you their spouse.

This was requested by the wonderful @genderqueermercury who I thank for this ask. Anyways let’s get to it! (Also apologies for not writing for any of the female villains I couldn’t get any ideas!)

Jafar

Jafar is going to act normal while the other person is still there before turning to you. You can tell he’s not angry, just confused. Why the hell did you say he was your husband? Did you wanna be married? Overall a lotta confusion on his part. Don’t worry he’ll tease you about it later. He’s also after the shock is gone, be so smug. Like “Yes, Yes my spouse.” Expect to be teased for weeks.

Hades

Like Jafar, Hades is gonna act calm in front of the other person but THE MOMENT they’re gone he is teasing you. Husband? He hasn’t put a ring on that pretty finger of yours yet. So smug about it. On the inside he’s dying because you love him enough to call him your spouse to another person. No one has ever really loved him so it means the world to him that you do.

Captain Hook

Poor Hook- he’s so flustered. Husband?! Since when was he your husband? Not to say he’s not over the moon! He’s completely shook. He doesn’t know what to do and has to ask Smee later. Once he’s calmed down he’s a lot more. “Smeeeeee! What do they do?! They called me their Husband. Should I propose?!” Bless his and Smee’s hearts.

Frollo

Frollo doesn’t immediately realize what you said but the moment he does he turns and goes, “Excuse me?” Like he did with poor Quasi. Yet again part of the confused gang. He’s gonna be a bit distant for a while but he’s just kind of grappling at the fact you called him your Husband. He’s just loading currently.

Clayton

Clayton hears you and knows what you said he just thinks of it as a snip of the tongue. He’s still flattered that you even think of him as worthy to be with you for life. Just not so smug or flustered. He’s probably just gonna do a polite “Boyfriend" actually.

Ratigan

“Ah yes I- what?” He was about to continue talking about something before registering that you called him your husband. That’s new. That’s different. He liked it. Once the person is gone yet another smug villain. He’ll make it a point to call you his spouse instead of partner from now on.

Masterlist

[lyxchee-art]

Idk if I did this accurately

[darkwingsnark]

"Wouldn't want you catching a cold now, would we Basil?"

Aggie collab between @micaxiii and myself. Been rough these past weeks getting iron infusions, so it was nice to be able to hang and draw some ex-lovers.

[frozenwolftemplar]

Seeing how 'Wish' is supposed to be a celebration of a century of Disney that's chock full of homages and nods to their past films, no matter what happens in the film, there's really only one suitable end for King Magnifico:

(source Buzzfeed)

I'm just saying....

It's a tradition!

[bajingo]

Patreon request! Possessive Ratigan!

[randomalistic]

THATS FUCKING RIGHT YOU USE HIM AS AN EXAMPLE TVTROPES. YOU ALEADY KNOWWW

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as the greatest criminal mind, Ratigan!

THE GREAT MOUSE DETECTIVE (1986)

[rainnydayzz]

DAMN YOU @bajingoarts DAMN YOU

Y’all their stuff is so amazing I can’t even- and CRIPES THEIR WRITING-

Pic below is a spoiler for their A03 fic, Year of The Rat, that you should definitely if you love The Great Mouse Detective but don’t think it was gay enough. (Because let’s face it, basil and Ratigan were FRUITY AF) (also the fic has warnings as well but it is for a mature audience) :)

[coconutmilkyway]

Been vibing w the markers lately and doodled some ratigans because he is just so fun and i couldn't resist

touched up a teensy bit in photoshop because im a rascal like that!

[seaslugfanclub]

Random Park attendant: y’know (Y/N), you always seem to spend a lot of time with the animal characters— y’know, Ratigan, Honest John, Scar, Robin Hood? Why is that?

(Y/N), who may or may not be a furry: ….No reason…

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Cruella: hold my hand— NOW.

(Y/N): *grabs hand* IT. BURNS

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(Y/N): Other employees have emergency pepper spray. I have emergency pocket Ratigan

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(Y/N): Gaston, could you read page 23 for the group?

Gaston: No I cannot! (Bonjour, my names Gaston, I’m 29, and I never fucking learned how to read)

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(Y/N): Do you wanna make out?

Maleficent: Not really…

(Y/N): *Holding back tears* yeah me neither I wanna go to sleep *fakes snore*

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King Magnifico: I miss my wife (Y/N). I miss her a lot. I’ll be back..

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Cruella : I really like this shade of blood orange

Medusa: Blood orange… she’s so pretentious—Shut up it’s fucking red. *Blood orange*.. ugh

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Mickey Mouse: Do you know why I called you here into my office?

(Y/N): Is it because I accidentally sent you that dick-pic?

Mickey Mouse *stops pouring two glasses of apple juice*: Accidentally?

[fancyhats-and-fennelsbuds]

They feel like brothers to me alright

....

|Bonus pets content|

We have:

Ratigan as the middle one, even if everyone is sure that he was the absolute first to pop out...how even old is this man? This is truly a mystery. He has a love-hate relationship with the younger brother, even if, in case the aforementioned brother would be in need help, no force would be strong enough to stop Ratigan to be there for him.

We have Sykes that's supposedly the oldest. Short tempered, always comes with hands with the middle one, '...too much, too much plotting, plotting, plotting! Chitter chattering-!' But still, he has a lot of respect for his brilliant mind.

Then John-! Well. He's the youngest. The ray of sunshine. The untouchable. Even Ratigan never pulled his hairs when was little. John has to be the responsible braincell. He's the mediator between his oldest brothers.

When the three of them are together, two full hours cannot pass, without a grumbling or complaining. But at the end of the day, they all had cooked, eaten, and tidied up the kitchen; the house is- maybe overly eccentric in some corners- but clean, and the bills at the end of the month payed and archived.

(But wait! There's more)

[krotokur]

these bitches are gay