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Sanji really prepped his whole body to deliver that NAMI-SWANNNNN XD
He is the seagull screaming meme.
Like here’s Pudding who has turned full and absolute sop over him and he’s still looking to Nami as the most radiant light in his life XD
#but I’m ready for Big Mom to shot gun this cake and get her shit together#or pass out#either way#manga#anime#one piece#whole cake island#Sanji
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the heat has me feeling sick again
#I've never felt so disgusting before lol#I sweat through all my clothes even when I dress as lightly as possible#my hair is gross my skin is gross my mouth feels gross#I'm gonna shit myself from the heat#or pass out#or both
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My days are numbered (i have my uni interview in 2 days)
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IT IS SO HOT TODAY!!!
#currently at work trying not to completely melt#or pass out#hate being reminded heat and me don't mix lol#jade rambles :)
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ate leftover pork chops with my fingers/no utensils and shared with my dog! best part of being home alone, i can be a lil weirdo in peace :))
(aka, I've been talking to myself, watching/listening to weird shit, doodling all day, actually pausing my game to draw because it feels weird when family is home, etc.!)
#woooooo!!!#who left the fuckin raptor in the house???#apparently my parents!!#WOOOO#im gonna listen to the Jurassic Park audio book since i was an idiot who didnt buy it last time we went to barnes and nobles 😭#maybe practice vocals more!#i used to be able to make the raptor sound with my nose and vocal chords by puffing air in a weird way#but ive forgotten how :((#WAIT NO NVM REMEMBERED JUST GOTTA PERFECT IT LMAO-#its forcing air though a closed nose and them following with a short sharp hum!#(closed as in like huffing or forcing air out but holding it back at the same time before letting it go all at once!)#(hopefully that makes sense-)#gonna try to do a kintype meditation later#or pass out#either works lol :3
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I’ll be safe okie, now time to go fry some brains
* he hops on clydes back and he runs off with Bonnie following suit*
.. kay
#I'm going to puke#Or pass out#I need a distraction#It's not their fault#Ask Casey Jones II#Leobee03#Levi#Goongala
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Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted
#“Hello welcome to Roasted Bean- oh hey Dick”#“...”#“Dude you good?”#*passes out*#“... hey Lisa call 911”#dc#dc comics#jason todd#batman#batfamily#batfam#text post
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if you're aware of the Vulture article on Neil Gaiman, there's not much i can add; if you aren't and you go looking, my only advice is that if you hit a point where you're wondering if you should bail, do so, because the details of his behavior only get more vile as it goes along.
however, one thing i WILL say is to be on the lookout for smear campaigns against the sources and/or the journalist, Lila Shapiro, in the coming weeks and months. i cannot stress enough how brave this article is. if there's one thing more hazardous to your reputation than blowing up a rich and influential serial predator in the entertainment industry, it's making the church of scientology look bad, and she's managed to do both in one stroke. remember Lila Shapiro's name, and be extremely skeptical if it suddenly turns up later this year as the target of some slimy allegation.
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(reblogs are enabled again for the time being; please try to behave yourselves. this post is a heads-up, not an open mic night for your tangential hot takes or your personal feelings about gaiman's work. furthermore, tumblr's resident TERF circle-jerk is disrespectfully invited to piss off and take a long walk off a short fucking dock.)
#lila shapiro#neil gaiman#if you're wondering why it took so long for a thorough and well-sourced article to come out: the publication's lawyers had to sign off.#and you'd better bet that in an article where two sources had to break NDAs and prominent scientologists get sideswiped in passing#there's a *bunch* they had to leave out and what remains is carefully selected to be airtight and bulletproof.
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I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking boring depression can be. I pick up a book and can’t read more than a few sentences, a chapter if I’m lucky, before I can’t focus. I knit two rows of something and then can’t continue. I scroll through all the different options of shows I haven’t watched without clicking on any of them. I hop from app to app looking for content that will spark literally any single emotion. It’s not even 10am and I already feel like I’m just waiting until it’s time to go back to bed.
I hate it I hate it I hate it
#I want to open my skull and pull my brain out and shake it#objectively I know it’ll pass#but right now it feels fucking endless
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can we stop pretending like it’s so super easy for trans men to pass. “oh just put on a baggy shirt and cut your hair-“ it literally doesn’t work like that and I refuse to believe you actually think it’s that easy
#I do as much as I can pre t and I still get misgendered constantly#it’s to be expected and I understand#but I wish people would stop making it out like it’s so easy to pass#bc it’s not!#and when you talk about how easy it is it a) makes people feel like they must not be trying hard enough and that’s why they don’t pass#and b) undermines the difficulties experienced by trans men#trans#lgbtq#ftm#trans man#transgender#transmasc#transgender man#trans pride#donnieisaprettyboy#ftm problems
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my (cis) brother is using my old license to buy wine and it has the gender marker F on there. so whenever he gets asked he just says “oh i’m trans”. its literally worked every single time.
#the narwhal speaks#we’re close enough in age and looks to pass for the other#if you took out photos and then shrunk it down on shitty plastic#if he gets asked why he doesnt quite look like the photo he has a whole speech planned abt how hormone replacement therapy changed so much#like muscle distribution etc#he hasnt been asked yet tho but hes practed the speech on me its totally great#what a time for our generation to be alive
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so that One Piece remake news huh
#one piece#usopp#monkey d. luffy#straw hat pirates#the one piece#one piece remake#when I saw that concept art I thought I was gonna pass out what did they do to him#GIVE HIM BACK HIS MELANIN
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spongebob gaming
#nicktoons unite#jimmy neutron#danny phantom#the fairly oddparents#spongebob squarepants#el tigre#my life as a teenage robot#comic#overcooked#dewdles#powering thru a tummyache rn but i had to finish this before i pass out
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Ghost sharing you with the rest of the 141, simply because he honestly can't keep up with your sex drive. Ghost fucking loves you, but he isn't in the mood that often. It's a wonderful thing when he is — he always gets you sobbing from pleasure with his nice, thick cock and dirty words spilling from his mouth — but it just doesn't happen much. Between his chronic pain flaring up or his ptsd rearing its head he finds it a little difficult to want to fuck you as often as you'd like him to. He knows you're more insatiable than him and he feels guilty sometimes, not being able to keep up; even though you have never and would never complain about the infrequency of sex.
Takes a while for him to come to terms with it. Takes a bit longer for him to decide on what he thinks is the only suitable option; let his mates, the men he trusts with his life, have their way with you. Starting with the one he trusts most.
It's nerve-wracking the first time he lends you to Captain Price, some cynical part of him worried that you'll like it a bit too much and decide Ghost isn't worth sticking around for. Ghost shouldn't have been worried though — Price sends along a video of him fucking you, assumedly recorded just seconds before. The noises you make are loud and filthy. You're clearly cockdrunk and almost incomprehensible when you whine. But when Price growls the question in your ear, you don't hesitate.
"Tell us who you belong to, sweetheart, go on. Who owns you, darlin?"
"S-Simon!" You moan, nearly sobbing it out. Ghost's hand is on his clothed cock as he watches you cry and squirm. "Ah, 'm Simon's! Please, please, fuck, please!"
Price chuckles and the video cuts just as his hips speed up. A moment after Ghost is finished watching, a text pops up underneath it.
> Got yourself a good one.
#ghost#ghost smut#simon riley x reader#john price x reader#👍. passes out#ask to tag#rabbittales#1k#5k#divinetexts#10k
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You can’t tell but Athena is trying not to laugh.
#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#epic the vengeance saga#epic: the musical#Apollo: breaks out the celestial mop#epic athena#epic poseidon#athena fanart#poseidon fanart#I like to think Poseidon’s hair flows back into itself tbh#but the thought of him flooding the place on purpose was too good to pass up#post 600 strike
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♟️❄️🏜️ Secret santa for @calocreek <3!!
#3rd life#3rd life smp#third life smp#third life#guys what is the tag i still never figured it out#traffic smp#trafficblr#itlwart#rendog#grian#goodtimeswithscar#ft bigb (and etho)#my art#amazing designs for dd and renchanting by calo btw <33333!!#they said “bonus points if its fun and silly” on the secret santa then i blacked out and made them play chess.#the idea was too stupid to pass up HASJDHASKDHAHW#this does NOT look like my style i dont know what happened#hope u guys like it hehehehe merry crimmus and happy holidays :DDD
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