#Or a sex dungeon

[noodlesoldblog]

1. Here me out... fandom. Fuck reality.

2. Try doing your own mind up nice! I mean, don't take mine as an example because it's an abandoned and overgrown soviet power station with irradiated deformed military science projects gone feral in the basement but hey the mountains are nice and there are cool folk in there.

- Mars

[buniix3]

Fishing trip ^^

[tastylemonbread]

hi labru nation i cant explain this one

[sevenhundred721]

Guys it was one person saying this. This post has significantly more interactions than theirs did. This is neither a widespread opinion nor something that matters. We can stop now. Go get mad about something that matters.

GIF unrelated I just want to look at them.

[whilomm]

i like to think that the tentacles in dungeon meshi are kinda like mushrooms or perhaps even lichens in that they are very confusing to identifty and have 200 completely different species that look very similar ("delicious brown tentacle vs BROWN DEATH TENDRIL") and you need to be an Expert to determine the difference between some of the more confusing species and some of them have like 300 different sexes and some of them are actually composite creatures composed of several different species and somehow yeast is involved and also no one really knows half of whats going on with them and in like 50 years someones gonna figure out that uhm actually these are two completely different types of tentacle creatures that arent related like at All they jusf happen to look similar and oh btw that one common house mold is actually a tentacle

[idiotsonlyevent]

slavic chilchuck moodboard

[kewpiekills]

I think “pots n picks” would make a cuter ship name than chilshi. I think all ships deserve a name mashup title and a fun title

[seealandraw]

I was possessed to draw farcille and came up w a seven page comic… idk if I’ll finish it and then it’s obvi not tumblr appropriate lol. If I do more it’ll be on twitter as seealantweet!

[mxjackparker]

Always get your pay upfront, then clients can't walk out without paying you for your labour!

[devotion-disorder]

Not sure if it's just me or not but even after you fixed the link it still doesn't seem to work 😞. Also I'm not sure if this has been answered before but how likely are the boys to kidnap us? What would the living conditions be like for us? Also when is Noel gonna let me out of his freaky sex dungeo-

no you're right the link was broken again 💀💀💀 should be fixed now (fr this time)

I think Noel is more likely than Kuuya to kidnap their target. First for purely logistical reasons - he's got that streamer money to afford a nice place with a spare room while Kuuya is still living in a 4-tatami run-down apartment downtown. But generally speaking, Noel is more emotionally volatile and reckless, while Kuuya is sometimes too cowardly to act on what he wants to do.

In the very loose line of lore i have in my head (which id say are like, half-canon only, so feel free to disregard it), Noel and his s/o hasnt been in contact since their childhood days, and he has changed pretty dramatically since then. On the other hand, Kuuya most likely falls for someone he already sees on a routine basis (a coworker, a 7-11 cashier, his neighbor etc etc) so he's fulfilled by watching at a distance to some extent. So Noel might be more desperate to reconnect with his s/o through whatever means possible.

On a baseline level, the living conditions with Noel aren't too bad. You'll probably be given your own en-suite room, which would be nice if the doors actually had locks on them. He'll spoil you with whatever you want to eat, on the condition that you'll eat it while sitting on his lap. But having all of these 'privileges' also means he can take them away as easily as he gives them out...disobey him and see how fast he can turn your room into a sensory deprivation chamber.

Kuuya, on the other hand, doesn't even have a big enough room for a work desk, let alone two beds. So you can expect zero personal space at all times and everything becoming a co-op activity LOL. Not that he's complaining though. His insane working hours might be your only reprieve, but you might be driven to insanity faster by the sheer boredom of staring at the same 4 walls everyday than the fact that you're cohabiting with a psycho.

[willpowers]

claps my hands

chilchuck is an ADULT

he should not be compared to those series that make a 1000 year old character look like they're 8

because chilchuck does have signs of aging, is shown to, in the perspective of others of his race, be maturing

it is OK to ship him with another character!

for christs sake his kids are also considered grown adults

it sucks cause like, real life people with developmental disabilities get told they're never going to be able to express themselves sexually or their partners are considered evil, but they deserve to have just as much of a chance at love as others!

chilchuck acts and looks more mature than my 15 year old tall grown up looking cousin, and thats the difference! appearance shouldnt matter, chronologic age should be the only factor. not only is chilchuck older the adult age of his race, but hes also considered way over adult age in human years too!

please please just be normal about chilchuck i beg

[dewdropdinosaur]

Kinktober Day 17: Period Sex

Summary: He could never get enough of you during this time of the month. It was a problem honestly, a filthy little addiction that he had once considered himself over his baser vampiric instintcs. But here he was, ravishing your weeping cunt, his chin soaked in cum and blood. Warnings: Oral sex, period sex, blood, cum, reader has a vagina, breeding kink, possesiveness, etc. MDNI, 18+. You're responsible for your own media consumption Kinktober Mention of the Day: @mahitariadi This fic was based on their artwork, which I loved! Link to the art piece. :)

He could never get enough of you during this time of the month. It was a problem honestly, a filthy little addiction that he had once considered himself over his baser vampiric instintcs. But here he was, ravishing your weeping cunt, his chin soaked in cum and blood. The night you had agreed to let him feed from you sealed you to fate, that the sarcastic rogue was in actually a primal fiend that fed off your blood and arousal like it was heavenly ambrosia and he the God that indulged in it straight from the source. 

You had agreed to let him share your tent for the night, the party taking a small respite outside of the Tiefling camp. It had been nice, the drinking and revelry, soft touches and careful glances across the bonfire. But you had noticed that look in his eyes from a mile away. How he followed your every movement, eyes dark and lustful with every sway of your hips and every bit back laughter at one of Gale’s jokes. He could smell you, how delicatable you were. Ripe and ready for the taking, for him. So when you settled to sleep for the night, blood full of liquor and heart full of cheer, you had expected some form of intimacy to occur but not so heavy as this. 

Taking a small break from the ruthless onset of his tongue, his eyes glance upwards toward your own. Screwed shut in ectasy, gripping the blanket below you as a life line. 

“You look so pretty, love. I suppose you will take back your words from earlier?”

Oh yes, how could you forget? You had mentioned to Astarion earlier in the week that your time of month had unfortunately started and that absolutely nothing could cure the pain that rocked your core for the span of the week. A mistake on your part, truly. Nodding rapidly, voice strained from the constant voicing of your pleasure already that night, you were immediately forgiven as your boyfriend resumed. Continuing to electrify your clit with his ministrations by adding two fingers into your overstimulated and puffy pussy. 

You couldn’t help but buck your hips into his face, hands tightening on the the fabric below. His tongue only devling deeper, making your cunt more soaked that it already was. You wished he would just take you already, drive his perfect and heavy cock into you. You would take him so well, you always did. How the ridges of his hot and angry tip would kiss up near your cervix, making you see stars as he would always set a pace that would drive you mad. You had ventured into love making with him and he had found it freeing from the life he had lived before. But those animalistic times that overtook him left you always desiring to feel him again, to be filled and kept there like a breeding bitch for his pleasure and his pleasure alone. 

He could feel how tight you were, sensing your thoughts. How desperately you squeezed him; so needy for his touch and affection that he could swear that your cunt was made solely for his enjoyment. Pumping in and out delibaretly, soft squelching filled the tent with a lewd rythm. He hummed into you, the vibrations sending fireworks straight up into your body, causing the coil in your stomach to burst as you felt a blinding hot flash of liquid pour out of you. Soaking Astarion’s hand and face in the filthy mix of your release and blood as he relished in the taste. 

“Taste so delicious for me darling. Utterly divine in every way.” 

[sqeeebus]

Is nobody talking about this??? Hugh Dancy in Basic Instinct 2?

How is nobody talking about this…

oh my god look at him.

[dragonagitator]

Attention fellow Galemancers, I found something extremely relevant to our interests in The 5E Guide to Sex sourcebook:

We definitely gotta start incorporating "Gale made me come so hard it restored my spell slots" into our headcanons and fanfics.

[olivegardenfurryaccount]

i don't think folks realize this, just because it's all fantasy worldbuilding, but dungeon meshi is absolutely a work of speculative evolution. the only major difference is the addition of a semi-sentient wish granting force called magic. (not unlike @dimespin's worldbuilding)

it takes a variety of fake creatures with biology that doesn't quite add up usually, and places it in the context of "while creatures are evolving, their wishes shape them" and manages to explain every monster from there.

dragons are a type of salamander that wished it could eat larger prey (just make it bigger, unintended consequence of sedentary lifestyle) wished they could make food could sustain them for longer (fire breath derived from the gizzard cooks food, makes it provide more nutrition)

it also manages to explain the different fantasy races pretty handily with this (one king wished for his people to be immortal -> folks wanted their life to end at some point, say 1000 years -> everyone wants to live for different lengths of time eg. some folks think 50 years is plenty while others feel they need around 500)

elves have a higher mana capacity because somewhere along their lineage, they wanted to use magic, but this leaves little energy for much else

dwarves are incredibly strong because they wished for it, but that strength comes from the same nutritional budget as everyone else, so they get exhausted quickly

someone wished dogs could talk and they eventually got kobolds

but the most common of those desires was some rephrasing of "i'm hungry, i wish i wasn't"

and so magic gained a hunger

and wanted to eat, like any hungry creature

and it started to evolve to make eating easier

[kewpiekills]

putting him on a leash for his own enrichment