#Online BJS parts

[papaya-twinks]

hi hi!!! not sure if you’re taking requests, so if you aren’t then completely ignore me!!

could i request a lando fic of the reader giving him a bj of hj while he’s streaming? and he has to be quiet and stuff because wellll… he’s streaming 🤭

Warnings: Smut, 18+, blowjob, orgasm denial

Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader

Lando had been streaming for hours. Hours and hours on end. Playing the same game, talking and laughing with his friends, completely ignoring his promise to eat dinner with you as the clock ticked to 11pm. You decided to eat yourself, your sadness fading into you being pissed off, as you stood up, walking into the room. 

A few people in the chat noticed but Lando didn’t say or do anything, not reading the messages - busy with his friends online. You noticed the camera, ducking beneath the vision before placing yourself beside his chair. He noticed, his eyes flicking momentarily down to you, a frown on his face as you tugged at his waistband. 

Obviously he couldn’t say anything with the stream going on, his eyes widening for a second as you pushed his thighs apart. Instinctively, he moved one of his hands to the back of your head, his lips parting softly. “You goof mate?” you heard Ginge’s voice talking to Lando. “I’m good,” your boyfriend said, your hand tugging at his boxers, your teeth biting softly on the flesh of his thighs. 

Lando deserved it, for leaving you by yourself for hours. Horny, too. Even worse. You pulled his boxers all the way down, your hand coming to the base of hie cock as he stifled a groan, eyes widening at your hand on his length. You ran your hand up and down, purposefully teasing, running your tongue over his throbbing head. 

He continued to click away at his keyboard, not letting anyone even get a hint of what was going on below the camera. You pushed down further, your hand fiddling with the rest that you couldn’t fit into your mouth, bobbing your head up and down. You didn’t even try to contain the filthy noises that came as a result of your fast motions.

Lando bucked his hips upwards into you, something he did when he knew he was close, his cheeks turning a flush red. Ginge questioned him a few times, asking if he was ‘jerking off to the Call of Duty dead bodies’, unknowing to what he was actually doing. When his bucking hips faltered and his grip on your head tightened, you knew he was seconds away from cumming in your mouth - so you did what any reasonable person would do 

You pulled off of him, his eyes widening. His hand struggled to find the mute button as he turned his camera off. “Y/N, what are you doing?” he asked, eyes wide, his cock bucking pathetically in his own hand. “You left me for hours,” you shrugged nonchalantly, standing up. “Baby, I didn’t mean to,” he groaned, but you shook your head. 

“Didn’t mean to deny your orgasm,”.

[g-xix]

Smuts + Kinktober Masterlist

Ordered by: Fandoms, then themes (NSFW alphabets + Kinktober) Structure: Group member, smutshot name, kinks in square brackets

SIDEMEN

Tobi TBJZL Brown 🔞"Charity Match" - [nail-marks, slight overstim + exhibitionism, rough sex] Whereby as Tobi pulls his top of victoriously after the charity match, someone notices a few seemingly suspicious markings over his body... 🔞"GTA n BJ's" - [teasing, blowjob, slight exhibitionism , orgasm denial] A oneshot story in which Tobi learns that teasing his girlfriend and expecting her not to retaliate is a bigger mistake than he could ever even begin to imagine... Josh Zerkaa Bradley 🔞"Anniversary" - [car sex, teasing, rough sex, blowjob] Happy anniversary! Too bad that whilst Josh tries to enjoy a romantic restaurant date, you're all too riled up and escalate the sexual tension across the table until the two of you can't stand it anymore- so much so that you don't even manage to make it home before you're naked

JJ KSI Olatunji 🔞"KSI NSFW alphabet" [litr everything] 🔞"Quarter-to" - [quickie, riding, desperate sex] JJ just cannot keep it in his pants and wait until after dinner reservations to fuck you- can you need to race against time to get yourselves off and get to your that restaurant in time? 🔞"Seven Minutes in Heaven" - [teasing, exhibitionism, degrading, fingering, begging, orgasm denial, dumbification, orgasm denial] Seven minutes. Locked in a cramped, confined closet with the man you'd been teasing all night, merciless to his touch for those savoured seven minutes where your friends can hear everything within those four thin, wooden walls.

Harry W2S Lewis 🔞W2S NSFW alphabet - [literally everything] 🔞"Threesome" - [praise x reader x degrade trope, threesome, drunk sex, grinding, blowjob, cunnilingus, overstim, implied double penetration] W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks Part of [KINKTOBER] 🎃 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 1" - [Discord/Online sex, cunnilingus, exhibitionism, flirting] You're too horny to wait for Harry to finish his recording with Chris, Will and Stephen, yet come to realise the consequences to the impatience of your actions... 🔞"Lockdown vids pt 2" - [Discord/online sex, degrading x reader x praise trope, mutual masturbation, ENF] When Will and Chris catch you two fucking whilst on a Discord call, and just can't help but join... Part of 🔞"Praise Kink" - [pwp, blowjob, praise, choking (on his cock), cum in mouth] kinda porn without plot, just a short 800 word blurb detailing what it'd be like having Harry's cock in your mouth whilst he praises you <3 🔞"High on your Ford Mondeo" - [Drugs (smoking weed), High sex , outdoor sex, dry humping, desperate sorta sex, clitoral stimulation] Lazy Summer night with your best friend spent smoking 🌿 on top of his ford mondeo, leading to acting on those desperate sexual inhibitions, even if that means fucking on the car roof in the middle of assfuck nowhere

ALL 🔞"Eating out Headcanons" - [cunnilingus, face-sitting, edging, praise, overstim, pain] Sidemen Headcanons of what the boys would be like giving you cunnilingus 🔞"Getting their ass ate HC's" super brief HC's of the SDMN getting their ass eaten

CHAOS CREW

George Clarkey 🔞"Rodeo Ride" - [Rodeo ride, implied drunk sex, begging, rough sex, hair-pulling] Something about George riding that bull machine at the pub just looks so sinful, and the alcohol gives you an extra buzz of confidence when you're talking to him afterwards, leading to a good night with George... 🔞"Same Time." - [threesome, face-sitting, dp, blowjob, pussy-eating, vaginal penetration, kinda overstim, praise, degrading, drunk sex, kinda corruption kink, reader on the pill, unprotected sex, cum in pussy, cum on pussy, restraints, lil bit of choking, kinda forceful at times] when stranded in a little village after a platform roulette with George Clarkey n ArthurTV leads to all three of you sharing a hotel room with one bed and loosened inhibitions... xtra long 6.1k wordcount and very smutty. 🔞"Hate Sex" - [Hate sex, penetration, mirror sex, degrading, hair pulling, no aftercare, rough sex, hickeying] basically porn w/out plot, in which you hate George Clarkey yet somehow end up with him between your legs, fucking you like he's your worst enemy. 🔞"Cunnilingus" - [cunnilingus, slight exhib, kinda body worship, face sitting, bit of size kink] George Clarkey as a munch brainrotted headcanons

🔞"Mask Kink + Knife Kink" - [smut, cussing, mask kink, knife kink, mirror sex, degrading + praise, pet names, v rough, blowjob, borderline cnc but not, drinking] You hadn't anticipated that telling George to wear a Halloween costume for your party would have such an effect on you... But with a few drinks and horny thoughts, you were acting on the kinks that you never thought you'd let see the light of day.

Arthur ATV Frederick 🔞"Submissive" - [sub!Arthur x dom!reader, riding, pwp (porn w/out plot), desperate sex, cunnilingus, dumbification, overstim, cocksitting/warming, begging] 🔞"Locked In" - [Exhibitionism, teasing, sexual tension, risk kink, begging, degrading, fingering, orgasm denial, no protection/pill, rough sex] Xtra long 7.3k word smutshot set in S3 locked in house. Y/n is set the strenuous task of ignoring Arthur all day by Sugarlips - yet when Arthur realises this, he does everything in his power to break her... Will you successfully pass your challenge or succumb to Arthur's antics? 🔞"SuperMilker3000" - [toys, drunk sex, lowkey humiliation] don't be scared by the title. Silly lil 800 word drabble on using a toy w Arthur... taken from my ArthurTV NSFW alphabet that's currently in the works! 🔞"Same Time." - [threesome, face-sitting, dp, blowjob, pussy-eating, vaginal penetration, kinda overstim, praise, degrading, drunk sex, kinda corruption kink, reader on the pill, unprotected sex, cum in pussy, cum on pussy, restraints, lil bit of choking, kinda forceful at times] when stranded in a little village after a platform roulette with George Clarkey n ArthurTV leads to all three of you sharing a hotel room with one bed and loosened inhibitions... xtra long 6.1k wordcount and very smutty. 🔞"ArthurTV NSFW Alphabet" 🔞"Boxer" - [dry humping, hickeying, lots of making out] In which Arthur has a certain predilection for the coach's daughter who is subsequently the first aid woman that drives him feral, especially after a boxing match whereby he's got a lot of pent up testosterone to take out... 🔞"Thigh Riding" - [thigh riding, being heard, slight exhibitionism, biting] When Arthur's playing a game whilst you're horny, you come to an agreement to ride his thigh... But with Arthur keeping his mic on whilst he plays with the boys - will Chris, George and Bach head you on the other side of their call whilst you fuck yourself on your boyfriend's thigh? | part of [kinktober] 🎃 "Pervy Co-worker" short blurb on pervy ATV as a colleague at work... part of [KINKTOBER]🎃 - no smut but mature themes inc.

Chris ChrisMD Dixon 🔞"ChrisMD NSFW alphabet" - [litr everything] 🔞"Threesome" - [praise x reader x degrade trope, threesome, drunk sex, grinding, blowjob, cunnilingus, overstim, implied double penetration] W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks 🔞"Piercings" - [nipple piercings, rough sex, sadist mentions, dry humping] in which gf!reader gets nipple piercings as a surprise for Chris, which leaves Chris battling his inner demons and resisting all urges to pull or touch those sensitive buds to see you scream whilst he pounds you

All 🔞"Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the Chaos crew would be like giving head

BETA SQUAD

King Kenny 🔞"Tinder Vid" - [belt restraints, doggy, loud, post-breakup sex, lingerie] in which Y/n goes to a Sidemen Tinder shoot and finds herself face to face with her ex, Kenny, for the first time in a long time, yet there's no awkward break-up tension - no - instead, just sexual tension...

Sharky 🔞"Wet Dreamz" - [Kinda somnophilia, lazy sex, spoon sex, hickeys, lots of boob play, unprotected sex, wet dream, grinding, belly bulge, soft sex] Lazy Sunday morning, waking up within Sharky's arms and realising he's dreaming about you, by the way you can feel him thrusting between your legs. Good thing it's a Sunday morning, and the two of you have plenty of time to live it out with one another...

🔞"t r a n s p a r e n t s o u l" - [smoking, kinda toxic sex, choking, dom!fem!reader, hickeying, dumbification (kinda)] 900 word blurb, toxic sex, sharky x cynic!reader, inspired by song "transparent soul" by Willow

All 🔞"Beta Squad Eating Out HC's" - headcanons of what the beta squad (+George🤭) are like as munches

YOUTUBERS+

Callum Callux McGinley 🔞"Callux NSFW alphabet" [litr everything]

Morgan AngryGinge13 Burtwistle 🔞"AngryGinge NSFW alphabet" - [litr everything]

Chris ChrisMD Dixon 🔞"ChrisMD NSFW alphabet" - [litr everything] 🔞"Threesome" - [praise x reader x degrade trope, threesome, drunk sex, grinding, blowjob, cunnilingus, overstim, implied double penetration] W2s x reader x ChrisMD in a post-pub drunken mess of horny brains and hard cocks 🔞"Piercings" - [nipple piercings, rough sex, sadist mentions, dry humping] in which gf!reader gets nipple piercings as a surprise for Chris, which leaves Chris battling his inner demons and resisting all urges to pull or touch those sensitive buds to see you scream whilst he pounds you

Josh TheBurntChip Larkin ☁️+🔞"TheBurntChip Dating HC's" - [face-sitting, thick girl, bedroom talk] Headcanons of what he'd be like during sex - mix of SFW and NSFW

All 🔞YouTubers+ Eating Out HC's - what this lot'd be like between your legs 🙈

Will S2W Lenney 🔞"White Mustang" - [car sex, cunnilingus, no aftercare, rough, slight exhibitionism, humiliation & extortion] When Will Lenney moves to Cusco, Peru as a mechanic in search of more business, but instead finds his attention reverted to his pretty neighbour who cant seem to stop blushing | 13k+ wordcount, xtra long, shy Peruvian!Reader x Mechanic!WillNE 🔞Will + Jim SHORT - boobs fixation 🔞"Threesome" - [threesome, blowjob, cunnilingus, lots of 🍒 play, double penetration, anal, cream pie, lots of praise, showing you off + other drivers knowing, lingerie, hickeying, talk about involving cameras] | Will x reader x Lando Norris When Will drunkenly places a bet against Lando winning, and ends up having to share this girlfriend with the cocky Brit with a predilection for this gf...

James Jimbo Marriott 🔞"Rockstar Gf" - [blowjob, riding, hickeying, finishing inside reader, cute aftercare - brief sadism/masochism, praise (f!giving), n spit] Getting back to the hotel room after a gig where he had his forearms exposed n sleeves ridden up showing forearm definition whilst he shredded his guitar - button down w the top two buttons un done, tie loosely hanging from around his collar ever so sluttily - thin sheen of sweat giving him an almost God-like glowing aura, running his hand through his mullet and shaking out the cropped locks so gloriously you could only watch and stare from backstage with your heartbeat between your legs... 🔞Will + Jim SHORT - boobs fixation

AMP

Agent00 🔞"Possessive" - [Degrading, bites, hickeying, rough sex, mild exhibitionism (anyone could walk in and see), belly bulge, jealousy trope, spanking, slapping, spit, choking, creampie] You flirted with Duke and Agent didn't like that. At all. So, as anyone logical would, he decides to take that out on your body

ALL

🔞"AMP eating out HC's" - Headcannons ab what the AMP (+JiDion) are like giving head

NSFW ALPHABETS

🔞"ChrisMD NSFW alphabet" 🔞"KSI NSFW alphabet" 🔞W2S NSFW alphabet" 🔞"Callux NSFW alphabet" 🔞"AngryGinge NSFW alphabet"

🔞"ArthurTV NSFW Alphabet"

🎃 KINKTOBER 2024 🎃

All kinktober posts denoted by the "gracie's kinktober fics" tag

🔞"Thigh Riding" - [thigh riding, being heard, slight exhibitionism, biting] When ArthurTv's playing a game whilst you're horny, you come to an agreement to ride his thigh... But with Arthur keeping his mic on whilst he plays with the boys - will Chris, George and Bach head you on the other side of their call whilst you fuck yourself on your boyfriend's thigh? 🎃

🔞"Recording" - [sex on camera, humiliation, size kink (if you squint), cunnilingus, fingering] When Niko seduces you and reduces you to a brainless mush whilst the camera glares at you capturing something completely different to what should've been an innocent interview... 🎃

🔞"Cunnilingus" - [cunnilingus, fingering, 69, blowjob, being overheard, slight exhib, free use, obsession] Arthur Hill as a munch brainrotted headcanons🎃

🔞"Edging + Overstimulation" - [edging, clitoral stimulation, fingering, p in v, vibrators, sorta pain, orgasm denial, soft m!dom, begging, lots lots LOTS of praise, squirting, multiple orgasms] In which ArthurTv pushes you to your limits, seeing how much you can truly take. 🎃

🔞Will + Jim SHORT - boobs fixation

🔞"Threesome" - [threesome, blowjob, cunnilingus, lots of 🍒 play, double penetration, anal, cream pie, lots of praise, showing you off + other drivers knowing, lingerie, hickeying, talk about involving cameras] | Will x reader x Lando Norris When Will drunkenly places a bet against Lando winning, and ends up having to share this girlfriend with the cocky Brit with a predilection for this gf...

"Pervy Co-worker" - short blurb on pervy ATV as a colleague at work... - no smut but mature themes inc.

🔞"Cunnilingus" - [cunnilingus, slight exhib, kinda body worship, face sitting, bit of size kink] George Clarkey as a munch brainrotted headcanons

🔞"Mask Kink + Knife Kink" - [smut, cussing, mask kink, knife kink, mirror sex, degrading + praise, pet names, v rough, blowjob, borderline cnc but not, drinking] You hadn't anticipated that telling George to wear a Halloween costume for your party would have such an effect on you... But with a few drinks and horny thoughts, you were acting on the kinks that you never thought you'd let see the light of day.

[accio-victuuri]

year-end sugar rush round up 🍭

it’s time for the last round up of 2023. we have made it through another year filled with clownery and love for the boys! as per my tradition in posting year end candy recaps, i am releasing early 31st cause i am gonna be busy with nye shows. i hope you enjoy looking through all the happiness the final month gave us. have a great new year’s eve everyone!!!

if you wanna look through the past months or year/s then go to this link. 🔗

i’m adding a little exercise to this post tho and ask you, what are your top 5 cpns of the year? please comment or reblog with your answers!

• The tattoo rumor resurfaces ( new clue? )

• Bowing to the crowd as thank you

• 13 fake rumors - from the vault

• potential wedding photoshoot and “superman can’t fly”

• not really cpn but a media account on tiktok posted a video of xz’s appearance in MBS. they used the tags related to xiao zhan for more views, but they included one that has wang yibo’s name on it. 😂 i know that they might have just chosen an already existing tag with xz and wyb name on it and forgot to edit it. but it’s still a funny incident.

• 12/3 ZSWW Fake Rumor ( pre singapore timeline )

• 12/4 fake story contribution ( wolf mates for life )

• Washing candies only make it sweeter

• An example of bjyx being an open secret ( sort of )

photos were going around of a yibo vcr played in a chanel annual meeting in china. we were all happy to see wyb lookin so good and fresh faced, but what we noticed is his top.

the style of top he was wearing (p1) is very similar to that of GG’s (p2) at the airport when he was flying back to Beijing. it’s probably because the weather is getting colder so they wear this instead of their usual esspensive t-shirts?

the point is it’s kind of like the same-style in a close timeframe from each other. so it seems like their tastes in casual clothes are still very close.

• 12/7/23 Candies ( GQ MOTY + XZS Singapore vlog)

• The GQ MOTY hat was a gift from XZ 🤍 // Part two : I have to say that this has become a favorite one among cpns and has become notorious since so/os from both sides are trying so desperately to wash it. those on xz’s side using rocco’s 227 kadian to dispute everything even if it was their fault they were called out while xz was busy working his ass of shooting LOCH. this is just a reminder that the celebrity is not equal to their fans. whatever drama both sides do to each other, has nothing to do with us and does not reflect the boy’s relationship. 🤍

• Coffee from Singapore CPN ☕️

• All the things that happened Monday Morning of 12/11 which includes the magazine covers, pants, xz going online for a moment etc.

• xiao zhan’s snowman ⛄️

• The fact that WYB was wearing the bone necklace tho hidden during his BAZAAR photoshoot. The ones in focus were of course Chanel, but those who pay attention will see it. A proof of how special it is. Imagine WYB being bare faced and only had stuff that he actually needs, and he decided to keep the necklace on.

• Not exactly CPN but more of a similarity i love to see. cause Shandong Satellite TV decided to air BAH right after SBMS! We love to see their works not only be shown in online platforms, but also in satellite TV stations.

• Candy Throwback : Alexander Mcqueen shoes, Nike off white & WYB’s missing mole

• 12/15 double attack of stock photos from XZS and YBO. The black and white theme! Anytime these two decide to give us some update is a happy day!

• Du Hua describes WYB’s looks as that of a rabbit

• Tencent Video All Star Night CPNs 💛

• 12/19 they both went back to Beijing. ZZ was in Shanghai to film and WYB also filmed CCTV stage. The thing is WYB started filming at 2:00 AM and then he was back at the airport to leave at 10:00 AM. They both arrived to BJ so close to each other. CPN is they tried really hard to be back home & be together that day ♥️

• throwback cpn : wyb prepares xz’s room in hengdian (2021)

• their studios posting so close together for winter solstice! tho wyb’s is a preview for his new single, ybo still greeted people.

• Winter solstice CPNs ( WYB’s song preview and GG’s photoset )

• Clowning about a possible secret message from a 9key code

• “Everything is lovely” similarity from xzs caption and yibo’s new single and more clues like a possible connection to an lrlg post & what looks like a rabbit and character for ox.

• black and yellow similarity!

• 12/26 WYB EP cpn post ( teaser lyrics )

• FAE : Free and Easy sweater

• Same style of editing between XZS and YBO who we all know are dating ☺️☺️☺️

• 12/28 candies

• Marie Claire x Xiao Zhan issue 🍭🍬

• Yibo’s new singles : Bystander & Everything is Lovely

• LRLG 12/30 translation and short commentaries

• LRLG responding to cpf comments

• Wang Wang Xianbei 😂😂😂😂

• Similar clothes and Participating in the same single for a nye song

That’s all for now, See you next year!!!! ❤️💛💚

[billthedrake]

TRAINING THE SALES GUY (PART TWO)

Note: this series will have some edgier content.

I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I'd had sex with my coworker. And not just any coworker. Carson Fucking Wells. Straight bro who apparently had a thing for sucking dick. My dick included. He wasn't my direct report, at least, but still...

I spent the next week after our sales visit, I was waiting for a visit from HR. In my more dramatic, worried mind, I imagined being told to leave immediately and they'd send me my personal stuff later.

But pretty quickly, I realized Wells wasn't gonna blab. He didn't want word getting out about this either. He had even more reason to keep it private, and once the fear and fog cleared from my brain, I realized he was keeping more distance from me at the office. No more stopping into my office to shoot the breeze, no more "Boss" nickname. I was Bill again.

I was glad, really. I'd had a hot, very hot no-strings experience with a kind of hetero dude and was able to relive those memories now. I even thought about Carson during my next hookup BJ. 30 year old jocky gay guy from Grindr. Not a dead ringer or anything, but I closed my eyes while the Grindr cocksucker deep throated me and let myself be transported back to that Denver Marriott. I even grabbed Grindr guy's head like I did Carson's and start thrusting.

"You should give a guy some warning," he said when he finally came up from air, admiringly stroking my dong. "You got a big fucking dick."

"Sorry man," I apologized, stroking his dark brown hair. I kind of wished his hair coloring matched Carson's more, which was kind of fucked up. This guy was way cure and way hot. "You got a great mouth."

The flattery worked for him. "OK if I just milk that load out of you?" he asked.

I knew he'd do a good job, so I nodded. "More than OK. Have at it..."

I was out of the Carson Wells headspace, and I began to enjoy this blowjob for what it was. Some guys on Grindr overpromise their oral skills. This guy wasn't one of the bullshitters. He knew how to go gradual to work up a big of steam, then really go wild and deep on my dong to make me blast. It was awesome.

In our DMs we'd established a no-recip vibe, and indeed I didn't offer to get him off. But I did thank him and praise his ability. It was may be a one off but we both said we'd hit each other up sometime.

***

A man can go through phases. In my 20s I tried it all. Well, not every perverted kinky thing under the sun, but when it came to regular vanilla sex, I sucked, got sucked, fucked, got fucked. I tried rimming and frot, though those didn't appeal to me as much. By my 30s, I realized I was much more into topping than bottoming. It was half physical, since bottoming didn't feel fun or pleasurable to me like it did to a lot of guys. But it was that feel of being in control, of doing the penetrating, that got me going. And with the coming of online hookup sites and eventually the apps, I found identifying as a top attracted total bottoms. I thought I'd miss the vers side. Turns out, I didn't.

My 40s were about being in a relationship. Not a six month thing, or a two year thing, but marriage. I was still processing what had gone wrong with me and Rob. Maybe we fucked up a good thing, or maybe we never should have been together so long. The sex was great, but not perfect. But we'd drifted apart in emotional ways, which was tough.

Maybe that's why I was getting into the no-strings thing so much. Not being a man whore or anything, but once or twice a month, I found a guy to service me. And truth, be told the temptation was getting stronger. Grindr and Scruff had some dedicated cocksuckers, and I had the kind of dick those guys often went for.

Maybe that's why I was scrolling through the apps for the second time in a week. Work had been getting me stressed, and maybe seeing Carson had my mind wandering all afternoon. Hell, there were a number of the other younger bros I wouldn't mind sucking my dick either...

"NO GAG REFLEX" came the boast of one. I took this guy's profile with a grain of salt. Like I said, there were a lot of bullshitters on Grindr. But if he was offering...

"Hi man," I messaged. "Fucking hot profile." I was massaging the cock in my sweats. Maybe a quiet evening in wasn't gonna be so quiet.

Up till that point I'd met two men I could really let loose with orally. Rob gave pretty head, but he wasn't one of the. One was a trick who deep throated me greedily, kind of choking/gagging on my cock, but in a hungry pig kind of way. It was before all the porn videos of that kind of thing ant it seemed crazy and nasty and hot. The other was a guy I went out with for a few month, Steve. He was really into servicing me, and was very open to having his face fucked. So we did that, a lot. He wouldn't do anal, and I think I ended up calling things off with him for that reason.

Like I say, men go through phases. Now I thought of Steve as the one who got away.

I told No-gag-reflex guy about that now. About my ex-boyfriend who used to do that and how I missed it.

He boasted how he could really hand some rough throat treatment. "I'll make you forget that ex," came the reply.

Maybe he thought I was referring to someone more recent and that I was still carrying a torch. It was a hot thing to say though.

"Hell yes," I typed back.

"My place or yours?" he asked.

"Either works," I wrote. I looked down at my sweatpants and beat up T-shirt. I didn't feel like going out. "But how bout mine?" I sent him my address.

"Cool," he said. "Can be there in twenty." Then "You might wanna have a towel handy. I've not had any accidents in years, but you're a big boy."

He was probably laying it on thick. I mean, I'm hung big but not like fucking Rocco Steele or anything. Still, I got an old towel and set it out for the ready.

Turns out No Gag didn't need the towel. The dude was a pro. I'll admit he wasn't my normal type physically, but I was glad I'd gone beyond my normal type. He had a fun, horny energy as he walked in and practically begged for me to whip it out.

I did.

"Fuuuuckk..." he hissed as he reached down to slowly stroke up the length. "I'm gonna love have this fucker buried down my throat." No Gag had a way of making me feel like a porn king, and I was loving. He looked up with a flirty. "Where ya wanna do this?" he asked.

I tilted my head to direct him into the living room, where two towels were set out. One folded for his knees, the other... well...

He knelt down as I peeled down my sweats. And then he was on me. Nice, hungry sword-swallowing act. He was skilled all right, but part of me was still a little nervous going wild, since I didn't really know the guy and never had done anything before him. I did have one bad Grindr experience with a dude who swore he could deep throat me. He most decidedly could not.

"I'm going in, man," I announced. "Just tap my leg if it gets to be too much."

He mumbled around my cock in a way that communicated he didn't plan on tapping anything. So I held on to his skull and started riding. I didn't go hard at first but I gave myself some deep, slow, and steady throat action. Working in deeper... deeper... till my my nuts pressed against his chin.

"Holy fuck," I gasped. This felt awesome, amazing in a way I'd forgotten a tight throat could feel. No Gag really didn't seem to have any reflex kicking in. "Hold another second?" I asked, my cock buried deep. He didn't answer, but he didn't tap out. He just held himself calm and still and nursed my dick with his throat. I honestly I think I pulled out just so I wouldn't cum.

No Gag let out a sound that was a combo of groan and deep intake of air. "Ugh... fuck that's hot," he said.

I held my dick up, rigid and very wet. "Think we can go for some of the stuff we talked about?" I asked. In our chat, No Gag had messaged some specific things his oral tops often enjoyed doing.

"Go for it," he growled.

I nodded, then pushed back in. I gave him a second with my cock buried full in him, then I held his skull and just fucking. Not slow this time, I just pumped his mouth and throat like a fleshjack, getting off on the clutching wetness on my thrusting cock and the slick suction noises. I slowed down just a little and compensated for harder thrusts.

Turns out he did have a gag reflex after all. Nothing bad happened, but the sucker gagged around my cock a half second, then swallowed around me while I stopped. I pulled out and saw the thicker mucus on my dong. I was turned on as fuck.

"Slower?" I asked.

He had a determined look. "At first. Then you can go hard again."

I slid my hardon back between his spit wet lips and now felt the drool wet my ball sac with each inward thrust. I tried to maintain something between the fast and the hard rhythms as I pumped his face and looked down in disbelief at the man's feat in taking me. And wouldn't you know? I thought of Carson Wells and that fucking did it. My hips gave a hard jab and caused more gagging sounds. I was already cumming though, and thankfully, the sucker knew how to take me, and let me ride out my O. I relaxed and let go of my grip on his head.

Tears were streaming down his cheek when he finally pulled off, but he looked happy as a clam. "You were horny," he observed.

I looked down and patted him playfully on the cheek as way of thanks. "You made me horny... goddamn, that was incredible."

He stood up, spit on the top part of his sweatshirt, but otherwise not looking worse for the wear. I had an extra towel and handed it to him to wipe off.

"You do that a lot," he observed as he set the towel down.

I shook my head. "I haven't in years. Thanks for reminding me how much I love it."

No gag grinned. "Pleasure was mine, man. Some guys... well, they can go too hard or too easy. You were just right. "

"Any chance we could do this again?" I asked.

I was expecting a noncommittal Grindr sure-maybe response but No Gag shook his head. "Nah, man. My husband gives me a hall pass, but not for repeats?"

"Well thanks for using your hall pass on me," I replied. "Seriously, I'm gonna think about that for a while."

***

At first I thought Carson Wells had major misgivings about sucking my dick. It turns out he just didn't want anyone suspecting.

"Hey Boss," he said as we rode the elevator down one Friday afternoon. If you're familiar with the financial district in summer, you know it clears out each Friday midday. Carson and I were the dumb saps working the full day.

I was caught off guard by the return of the nickname, but welcomed that Carson and I were on friendly terms again. "Hey Wells, I thought you'd be hitting the links by now."

He shot me his goofy frat-boy smile that worked a little too well on me. "I wish, man. I have a big camping trip with my buddies in a couple weeks, and can't really the half day now."

"Well, I guess it's good to put in some face time," I replied. "With Cal in and all." Calvin was the Senior VP and divided his time between the major locations of our firm.

Carson smirked, like he was pleased to hear me be cynical about corporate politics. "I like this side of you, Boss," he said.

The elevator dinged at the ground floor. At least I could make a getaway. But Carson leaned in before the doors opened. "You've gotten head lately, haven't you?"

I blushed, which made the dude laugh. The doors open and we strutted our way through the lobby and out on to the street.

Carson pulled out his phone to get an Uber. I was going to do the same but he looked up and shot me an impish look. "You think maybe you can get my weekend started off right?" he asked.

I knew what he was asking. God, he was hot in his business casual. Golf shirt polo that stretched over his gym-built muscle, lightweight wool slacks, and tan dress shoes. He knew he looked hot, too, the perfect bait for a gay dude like me.

"Come on, Bill," he urged, his voice a little softed. "No fucking strings.. it'll be fun."

"Yeah," I agreed. Blushing as I did but feeling a surged of horniness that was already making me chub up in my own trousers.

It was weird as hell going to Carson's condo. Smallish one bedroom, but clean and neat. Very much had that city-dude bachelor pad feel. Just the right amount of sports memorabilia, but decorated like he'd hired somebody for the job. He set down his keys and wallet and phone on the kitchen island and turned to me, his playfulness and easy confidence giving way to some more urgent horniness. I could read it in his face and in those amazing green eyes.

"OK if we take our time, Boss?" he asked. He was actually a little nervous, which was the thing that put me at ease. And turned me on. "Last time we were a little rushed."

"We were drunk," I reminded him.

"Well, we're not drunk now," Carson reminded. "I wanna enjoy this."

I felt my dick really firming up into a hard ridge. I couldn't believe Wells was gonna give me head again. I'd been thinking about the possibility a lot, but the reality of it was really sinking in. "What are you thinking, Wells?" I asked.

He shrugged.

"It's a real taboo to suck another man's dick, isn't it?" I prompted, throwing back something he'd admitted to me in Denver.

He blushed. "Yeah, it is. Big time. No one knows I'm into this shit."

"I do, Carson." I didn't mean to make him uncomfortable or anything. I was glad as hell he'd felt like he could share this sexual side with me. "I gotta warn you... it's been a couple days since I've gotten off. But if I cum quick, I'm pretty sure I could go again."

"For real?" Wells asked, excitedly. That excitement fed my own horns.

"For real, Wells. If you're up for a longer session."

"God, man, yeah, I am." Then. "I can't believe we're fucking doing this, but it's crazy hot," he admitted, and I loved that he admitted it.

We didn't have the alcohol this time. In some way that made what was about to happen even hotter, but it also lent an awkwardness about how this was going to go down.

"Um.... you prefer to get head standing?" Carson asked. Just hearing that in his bro voice was enough to get me goin.

"I prefer it anyway you wanna give it, Wells," I smiled. This wasn't a Grindr trick, but it wasn't boyfriend/husband sex. Intuitively, I knew to keep up the buddy vibe with Carson, to keep him at ease.

"Why don't you stand, Bill," he said after thinking a second. "It'll be easier for me."

I followed his lead, watching as his gym built body got settled in on his sofa. I undid my belt and got into the look of anticipation on his face as he watched me unzip.

"Niiicee," he said as he watched my hard dong poke out. His eyes didn't leave my crotch. "You got a nice dick, Boss," he added.

"Help yourself," I encouraged. I'd really never fooled around with straight or even straight-ish dudes like Carson, so I didn't know how much I should talk or not talk, but the guy seemed to be into an easy rapport. I didn't do anything but put my hands on my hips and let him explore at his own pace.

Carson started with the licking, like he was measuring the hill he was gonna climb. Long swipes up my thick tool, wetting me down in the process. His trimmed beard made him look both younger and older than his 30 years. I imagined him doing this in whatever fraternity house he live in during college.

I let out a soft gasp when the sales guy finally parted his lips and began going down on me. I didn't know what made Carson Wells tick and maybe I never would, but I couldn't fault his enthusiasm for sucking dick. The guy made love to my cock. There was no other way to put it. Alternating long, wet strokes of his mouth with some suction action, then pulling off to kiss and lick my cock.

"Nice, man," I encouraged. Not wanting to break the spell, but feeling Wells needing some positive feedback for what he was doing.

He didn't suck me too fast, but I was hornier than I realized and had to think of a million things to keep from coming right away. If Wells wanted to take his time, I was gonna let him.

"You might want to pull off, man," I urged quietly, that gonna-cum tension in my voice.

Carson backed off, giving my dick head a little kiss as it pulled out. A string of spittle connected it with his lips and then broke, landing on his beard. For some reason I found that very hot and my dick spurted out some pre.

"Fuck," he laughed and leaned in to swoop it with his tongue. "I got you worked up," he stated, not even a question.

"You have," I replied. "I hope you don't mind me saying this Wells, but you're really good at this."

Carson knew what I was getting at. He had a quiet serious expression as he put his hand on his thighs and stared at my prick. "I don't mind, Boss. Thanks." He looked up at me finally. "So... what do you like when you get head?"

"What do I like?" I asked. I wasn't sure exactly what he was asking.

"Yeah," he said with a grin. "What's your favorite approach... the thing that will get you off hardest."

I let out a heavy breath. "Honestly, Carson... I don't think you wanna know my favorite thing."

He seemed surprised. "Why not?"

There was something about the sincerity of his response that almost had me telling him. "It's a little more, I don't know... extreme."

He let out a little laugh. "Damn, Boss, I didn't picture you as the kinky type."

I shrugged. "Well, I am... at least when it comes to oral," I replied. "But for real, Carson, I love it all. Just love getting head. You had me real close just now."

That seemed to satisfy the guy. He turned his attention back to my dick. "You into deep throat, Boss?"

"Hell yes, I am," I assured him.

He was measuring me with his eyes. "It's been a long time since I've sucked one as big as you," he said, matter of factly. "The length but also the thickness."

"Just do what you feel like, Wells," I said. This wasn't some Grindr cockslut, and I wanted him to feel at ease. "But I'd love to see you try."

He nodded. "Yeah, I wanna," he said. Then Carson started taking me in again, going down on me steadily. He reached about the five inch mark, which was the maximum he'd taken so far. Wells paused at that spot, giving some shallow bobs to test out his throat. Then like a swimmer taking that last jump into cool ocean water, the dude just went for it.

I watched excitedly as Wells buried his nose in my pubes, with a deep grunt stifled in his throat.

"Fuck yes!" I cried. Then, "Oh fuck, that's hot."

It was too. Because it was this hot finance bro, the coworker I had only professional relationship with. A younger, fit dude who I didn't know, not really. And he was now showing off that deep throat.

Until he needed air, or a break. He pulled back to suck in some quick air, breathing out a soft "fuck" as he eyed up my spit wet dong. He took a little breather, then went back to it. He now was giving me some genuine deepthroat head. Up and down, about three inches at a time, swallowing to the root on each go. His throat felt snug as hell and the visuals were only adding to my pleasure.

"I'm gonna cum, Carson!" I hissed. This time I hoped he wouldn't pull off. I really wanted to nut right down his cocksucking throat.

He didn't stop, but rather kept at it. If anything his pace grew a little faster. The sounds got sloppier and I could feel wet spit drip down my balls. That did it. "FUCk!" I cried. I wasn't always a screaming in bed, but I liked to let loose with when a guy sucks me, to give him that feedback.

Carson pulled off, riding out my ejaculation by sucking the top three inches. Apparently he liked tasting a guy's cum too. Or maybe his throat needed a break.

He had a proud smile when he pulled off. He knew he'd done a hell of a job, but I also think I was more dick than he'd deep throated before.

"That was incredible, Bill."

I was catching my breath. "Hell yes, it was," I said. I looked down at my dong which was quickly softening. "I don't you know, Carson... you may have completely drained me with that one."

He chuckled, and I think he liked that he'd gotten me off so well. "That's cool, Boss. But maybe we can do this again soon? Sorry if I've been standoffish lately. It's just a little weird... you know, the work thing."

"You know my lips are sealed, Wells," I assured him. "Fuck, I can't let this get out either."

He flashed me that frat-boy smile then broke the postcoital glow. "Listen, Bill. I should probably get ready for the evening. I'm meeting some buddies in a bit."

"Oh yeah," I muttered as I tucked back in and made myself presentable again. "Well, thank you for getting my weekend off to an incredible spot."

Carson stood up to walk me out. I could tell he was still hard in his trousers. I wondered if he was going to jerk off when I was gone or get off later. I thought of asking him, but didn't.

"Just to be clear, Boss," he said before showing me out. "I don't date guys. At all."

"No worries, Wells," I replied. "I'm not looking for a boyfriend. And I get it."

"Cool," was all he said. I got the sense he had some of that straight-dude second thoughts creeping in now. Or maybe coworker second thoughts.

I tried to downplay anything overly affectionate at that moment. I didn't want to be brusque but I thought being all business would help him. "See you next week, Carson," I said when he opened the door.

He nodded, then as I walked out, he shut the door behind me.

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A collection of standalone ficlets for @whumptober , featuring alternate scenes and what-if scenarios. Chapter-specific CWs/tags are listed in notes. Individual chapter links listed below.

scan() Miyuki finally comes back online. (Miyuki)

Day 1: race against the clock | search party | panic attack | "If only we could hold on."

firewall() Yuki has learned too much. (Yuki, Aiba)

Day 2: trust issues | "You got away with the crime while the knife's in my back."

memory() Same shit, different lifetimes. (2188!Natsuno, 2188!Yuki, Natsuno, Yuki)

Day 3: set up for failure | "I warned you."

copy() Chihiro isn't alone. (Chihiro x2)

Day 4: hallucinations | sensory deprivation | "You're still alive in my head."

overheat() It was supposed to be a quick research trip. (Tamao, Ei, Iori, Gouto)

Day 5: sun burn | heatstroke | "If my pain will stretch that far."

delimiter() Nenji said he didn't give a shit about his limits. (Tomi, Nenji)

Day 6: not realizing they're injured | unhealthy coping mechanisms | "It's not my blood."

quarantine() The infection reaches the space colony. (2188!Takatoshi, 2188!Izumi, 2188!Ei, 2188!Natsuno)

Day 7: only for emergencies | "It's us or them."

hibernate() The only one way to stop the nightmares. (Shu, Juro, Iori)

Day 8: sleep deprivation | forced to stay awake | "Leave the lights on."

reimage() Ida must bring her back to life. (Ida, Tomi)

Day 9: obsession | broken window | bruises | "Frame me up on the wall, just to keep me out of trouble."

overload() Juro knew the risks when piloting a Sentinel. (Juro)

Day 10: blow to the head | passing out from pain | "I can't think straight."

delete() Ryoko must destroy every trace of him. (Ryoko, Ida, Shu)

Day 11: seeing double | loneliness | "Leave no trace behind, like you don't even exist."

batteryreport() Natsuno can't hold out for much longer. (Natsuno, BJ, Yuki)

Day 12: starvation | "Just a little more."

lock() Everyone was eager to return to the simulation. (Ei)

Day 13: team as a family | familial curse | multiple whumpees | "Death will do us part."

taskkill() He's taking his sweet precious time killing her. (2188!Morimura, 2188!Ei)

Day 14: left for dead | blackmail | "Because I want you to know what it feels like to be haunted."

buffer() Juro is late to dinner. (2188!Megumi, 2188!Juro)

Day 15: childhood trauma | painful hug | moment of clarity | "I did good, right?"

cut() Keitaro pushes himself too far. (Keitaro, Natsuno)

Day 16: necrosis | wound cleaning | "No, I can't feel anything."

missingBIOS() They won the battle, but… (Takatoshi, Tomi, Iori, Gouto)

Day 17: nowhere else to go | shipwrecked | "We had a good run."

chgusr() Megumi will bring back Juro. (Megumi, Juro, Fluffy)

Day 18: revenge | unreliable narrator | loss of identity | "I see what's mine and take it."

reboot() When everything goes dark. (Iori)

Day 19: one way out | "Is there anybody alive out there?"

accept() Miwako can't do this anymore. (Miwako, Iori, Tomi, Gouto)

Day 20: emotional angst | shoulder to cry on | giving permission to die | "It's not your fault."

malware() He refused to go down without a fight. (1la!Takatoshi, Okino)

Day 21: body horror | spirit possession | "Let the bedsheet soak up the tears."

diagnostic() He promised it wouldn't hurt. (Okino, Keitaro)

Day 22: bleeding through bandages | reopening wounds | "Oh that's not good."

shutdown() Everything he did was for her. (Morimura, Izumi)

Day 23: forced choice | public display | broken pedestal | "I'm doing this for you."

recursion() Over 300 loops cause technical difficulties. (Gouto)

Day 24: collapsed building | equipment failure | "I never knew daylight could be so violent."

CAPTCHA() They shouldn't be here. They should be dead. (BJ, 1la!Tamao)

Day 25: surgery | being monitored | "It's for your own good."

cache() She's sick of not knowing, but also of remembering. (Ryoko)

Day 26: nightmares | breakfast table | parting words of regret | "I'm haunted by the lies that I have loved, the actions I have hated."

mute() After a while, Ida just does it for fun. (Izumi, Ida)

Day 27: voiceless | laboratory | "I have no mouth and I must scream."

decrypt() Keitaro discovers Morimura's secret. (Keitaro, Ei - 2188)

Day 28: denial | CCTV | exposure | "They caught me red-handed."

overclock() It's happening again. And again. (Nenji, Tomi, Takatoshi, Okino)

Day 29: fatigue | labyrinth | burnout | "Who said you could rest?"

chkdsk() Natsuno goes missing again. (Natsuno, Keitaro, Yuki)

Day 30: recovery | hospital bed | holding back tears | "What have I done?"

safemode() At least the worst is over. (Tamao)

Day 31: asking for help | making amends | "I'm alive, I'm just not well."

[scoops404]

Writing a fic with Scoops, cnt

Okay so I wrote 800ish more words that i don't love and tonight's assignment for myself is to think of a way they have full anal for the first (maybe only?) time - the conception, so to speak

there might need to be one more scene in between like a BJ or smaller hookup so that it doesn't come out of nowhere but i think i'll write the full anal first and then see how it feels in the longer picture of the full fic. I could probably pass it off as a fit of passion or something -- this is tonight's falling asleep assignment

Words:

Later that night, when Bad has fallen asleep on the couch with Skeppy’s head in his lap and Puffy leaning up against him, almost asleep herself, George decides it’s time to head to bed.

Hannah and Sylvee disappeared hours ago to their rooms on the western side of the house. George only knows that side is the western side because the sun sets that direction and Sapnap kept getting confused when he called it the left side of the house. Your left or my left, he had asked, getting more and more frustrated until George snapped.

Anyway, most of the guest rooms are on the western side of the house. Sam and Punz are quietly cleaning up the kitchen. Sam doing way more of the work, occasionally asking Dream where things go.

Dream.

He’s sitting on the counter, letting his legs swing while he sips out of a bottle of water. When George hikes himself off the other side of the couch, trying not to let Bad’s snores lull him into slumber, those green eyes find him.

There’s a question there in them.

When George looks back at him, he’s not sure what answer he gives, but Dream says goodnight to everyone else, thanks Sam for cleaning the kitchen, pointedly doesn’t thank Punz, and then slips into the hallway behind George.

At George’s door, he doesn’t peel off. He follows George in, closing the door behind himself and throwing his cat beanie onto the chair George keeps in the room, mostly to hold the laundry he doesn’t want to fold.

“Tonight was fun,” Dream says, like they do this every night. Like Dream following him into his room to keep talking to him, to deconstruct the night and talk about every moment is normal.

The killer part is that it was, once. There was a time when a big social gathering of people—the online version—would end with Dream and George in a call, teetering into a sleep call, and George would see the entire event through Dream’s eyes.

Going with that idea, things slot into place. This is just another sleep call. But in person.

So he does what he used to do when they were in call. He gets ready for bed. He talks to Dream while he brushes his teeth, getting out a new toothbrush to hand over to Dream so he doesn’t have to go get his own. They make faces at each other in the mirror and then compete to see who can make the most suds.

It’s fun.

When they wash their mouths out, George thinks that might be the end of the fun. Dream’s face turns pensive, closed off in a way he never is with George. Instead of pushing, the events of earlier a little too prominent in his mind, he lets it ride. When Dream wants to talk, he will.

Back in his room, George throws himself onto the bed, Dream hot on his heels.

He lands in the middle of the bed, not expecting Dream to plop down beside him.

Huh, guess they’re doing this. It’s not the first time they’ve had an impromptu sleepover, but it’s the strangest. The last time they slept in the same bed they—oh. They kissed tonight, too, he supposes. Is that the pattern? Kiss Dream and then they have to share a bed?

“Can I sleep here?” Dream asks. And when his voice sounds like that, small and pitiful, combined with those big eyes staring at him with hope, there’s no way he can say no.

“Fine,” he concedes after a moment. Sure he was always going to say yes, but he has to make Dream sweat just a little bit.

They settle in. George plugs his phone in and turns off his lamp. Dream stays on his back, a touch uncomfortable looking in his shirt and pants.

“At least take your pants off, Dream,” George says. Because he’s not stupid. Dream will be uncomfortable, and at some point he’ll get under the covers, and then that scratchy material will rub all over him. He’d rather it just be Dream’s skin, his leg hair ticklish but light.

Dream waits a beat, and then complies. Under the darkness, he shucks his shirt, too, throwing it towards the laundry chair of shame to land with his cat beanie.

When he lies down to get comfortable, George braces for it. This is always when Dream talks—in the comfort of the dark, when their walls are lowered, when there’s no one else around.

But, nothing. They lie in silence and the toll of the day starts to wear on George until he can’t wait any longer. If Dream doesn’t start this conversation soon, he’s going to fall asleep.

His eyelids grow heavy and his body slackens until he rests up against Dream’s bigger body. A comforting arm curls around him, and George doesn’t protest.

Sleep starts to creep in along the edges.

And just when sleep is about to claim him for good—

“You’re a good kisser,” Dream says. “I always thought you would be.”

What the fuck is he supposed to do with that?

-

That time barely counts, George thinks later. In comparison to the next time, it’s laughable. A kiss amongst friends? For show? For the meme? Barely worth mentioning and definitely not worth all the teasing for the next few months.

^^ that's a trick i like to do, btw. I'll start a sentence or two of the next paragraph before i quit writing so it feels like i'm not starting from scratch the next time i pick it up

[booklovershouse]

Oiiii, booklovers!

Primeiramente, desculpem pelo sumiço 🤡 eu estava tentando terminar outro post (quilométrico) e daí me toquei que já era ✨30 de abril✨ e eu não tinha feito nem a capa das leituras do mês.

Minhas leituras desse mês foram mais ou menos tão mixurucas quanto nos outros meses - inclusive pq levei quase o mês inteiro pra ler Brás Cubas e fui lendo os outros junto com esse 🤡 em resumo, uma vergonha.

☁️| A Aposta de um Cavalheiro - Stefany Nunes 🇧🇷

• Nota: 3,5★

O mês dos nacionais chegou? Kkkkkkk considerando que há tempos venho tentando acabar com a lista enorme do meu Kindle, fiz até um bom progresso.

Winston deixou Londres há dois anos, fugindo da onda de fofocas que surgiu após ser traído por seu melhor amigo. Entretanto, como o novo Conde de Suffolk, ele precisa retornar à cidade - e descobrirá que ainda é o assunto no lugar. Porém, Amelia, uma velha conhecida da infância, é a única pessoa que não o julga e o faz sentir confortável nos intermináveis bailes.

Durante uma noite com muito álcool e provocações, Winston aceita uma aposta que envolve conquistar e descartar uma dama: Amelia Berrycloth.

A nota foi baixa mas não porque a história em si é ruim, apenas não me agradou. A atração do casal foi muito "física" e rápida. Gosto mais de slow burn e nada com cenas +18 ou indo para uma cena +18. Eu poderia ter percebido isso pela sinopse? Talvez, mas ele tava juntando poeira online e nem lembrava mais sobre o que era.

🌧️| Durante a Dança - Ludmila Wendy 🇧🇷

• Nota: 3★

Uma fuga, uma promessa de casamento, uma dança.

Dei 3★ pq foi um conto curtíssimo e com final aberto. Fora algumas partes que me deixaram um pouco confusa (meu app aparentemente tá meio bugado e de vez em quando começo a ler de um cap aleatório do e-book, até achar estranho e perceber que não estou no começo 🤡).

☁️| Dançando entre Galáxias - Madu Maia 🇧🇷

• Nota: 4★

Odile tinha tudo para ser a próxima primeira bailarina da Ópera Nacional de Paris, mas sofre um acidente bem no meio de sua apresentação. Convencida de que pode continuar a dançar mesmo com sua perna machucada, ela continua treinando e treinando. Até que sua mãe decide enviá-la para passar uns tempos com o pai, no Brasil.

Foi legal? Foi, porém, acho que algumas partes não foram bem construídas, por exemplo, quando ela decidiu vir para o Brasil tão facilmente. Nem eu faria isso e eu não sou egocêntrica como ela - o alecrim dourado se considera o sol. O SOL.

🌧️| Memórias Póstumas de Brás Cubas - Machado de Assis 🇧🇷

• Nota: 3★

Após a morte, Brás Cubas começa a narrar sua história. Conta sobre seus amigos, seus estudos, sua família e seus amores.

Assim, achei meio parado. Talvez tenha sido um problema meu, pq sou acostumada a procurar romance em todos os livros (esse é meu gênero principal, só comecei a sair da minha zona de conforto literária de 2022 pra cá) e quando não é isso, procuro mistério 🤡

☁️| A Biblioteca das Histórias não Contadas - Gabriella Campos 🇧🇷

• Nota: 4,5★

Arrancada de seu mundo, uma protagonista vai parar numa biblioteca cheia de personagens, com suas histórias abandonadas por sua Autora em crise. Dizem que só há duas formas de sair de lá: sendo escrita ou esquecida para sempre. Mas será que essas são as únicas opções?

Pessoalmente, gostei bastante (apesar de não explicar tuuuuudo). E eu, uma escritora que nunca terminou nada, só pude imaginar meus próprios personagens largados numa biblioteca no fundo da minha mente, querendo que suas histórias fossem escritas. ~ se vcs soubessem o tanto de histórias que tenho pra escrever...

Fora isso, estou lendo a amostra de O Departamento de Cartas Mortas e estou simplesmente apaixonada! Infelizmente sou uma leitora pobre e vou ter que esperar séculos pro preço baixar 🥲🫶🏻

Bjs e boas leiturassss <3333

[gurugirl]

Okay so the dumb part was blowing someone I met online in a walmart/kfc parking lot. Like I'm not even completely sure what he looks like in person because it was dark. I didn't want anything in return and he did offer. I don't think it was a one time thing. It happened last night and he text me as soon as he got home telling me how good it was and that he had fun. He asked if I would be okay with meeting up again. It isn't supposed to be anything serious. I don't even know that much information about him. I just wanted to makeout and give a bj and have someone tell me how to improve lmao He just happened to be a willing participant that didn't seem creepy and didn't make it weird. Plus who doesn't want to play with a big dick at least once in their life?

Ahhh yeahhh… I can see what you mean 😂 But hey… it went well and he was kind and offered to return the favor so heck yeah not bad in the end and possibly seeing him again?

Also… so right 😂 Getting to play with a big dick for a a little bit is just fun 🤭

Xoxo

[fillmyunderwear]

There Really Is „Porn“ Like This

If you have followed my writings here, you will be aware that I believe that this fetish of mine (filling underwear with food) is rather rare. Recent moths have confirmed this idea for me, given that my second tumblr which is about my other major fetish has gained way more interest than this one, which continues all but ignored.

It is also not that easy to find online material with guys getting their briefs filled on, let‘s say, Youtube. And the videos that are there have mostly been there for a long time.

Not too long ago, however, I came across a section of umd.net that I had ignored before - the stores.

(No, they really are not shy about it…)

It turns out, there are videos that are sold to people like me; at least a part of those stores offer guy-on-guy pants filling material among other WAM content. The videos are of medium technical quality (especially the sound), but good enough to enjoy - it is a niche market after all. They also involve sexual activities (like BJs or masturbation), which are of less interest to me.

One thing that struck me though is that, invariably, the guys that appear in those clips end up totally „trashed“, meaning they are all covered in different kinds of gunge at the end, their clothes drenched, and their underwear filled so many times that they leak with every move they make.

This is where I still think that my preference is different; what I would love to see (and haven‘t found on there) would be a guy who gets a decent amount of food/goo down his briefs, but not that much that it doesn‘t stay in there. And then I want for his pants to be pulled up again and showing no sign of the mess going on under them. I basically want the guy to go about his day in this messy state that only those who have seen the filling are aware of.

Maybe there could be some stains forming after some time, or that is prevented by extra layers of clothing. In any case, I want to see this guy going out in public like this, making the occasional funny face when the gunge is squeezed around his private parts and butt as he moves. Maybe we could get a glimpse in there when no-one else is around. This, however, I haven‘t been able to find for sale.

(Such a nice start - though there is no way those briefs are not about to start leaking big time.)

So I wonder how many of us pants filling loving guys would actually prefer a scenario like the one I just described. If you do, you‘re most welcome to leave a comment. Just saying ☺️.

[thebreakfastgenie]

“I dislike bj plus motorcycles” starting to think you dislike Bj plus anything. Also the online dick comment was about the tags

I have literally talked about how I dislike the motorcycle thing before. It's barely about BJ like I do find it cringe but the thing is I just hate motorcycles so much; when I lived in Maine my neighbor had this loud ass motorcycle and I used to fantasize about slashing the tires. Only good thing I can say about motorcycles is we get a lot of organs that way.

I was gonna list BJ stuff I like but tbh I don't owe you that. I'll do it some other time.

Yeah I won't deny I was being a dick there which is why I literally said I was being aggressive and I'm sure you have your own ideas about what I was referring to, but I really just see a lot of people who have no idea how to engage with older media. A lot of people not just not getting dated references (very understandable) but missing that they are reference-shaped. Like I've started to wonder if "what could this possibly mean" is not alway a fandom bit but in fact people genuinely not understanding various parts of the show. And I don't actually think the MASH fandom has especially poor media literacy, I think fandoms as a whole do (which is what the OP said), but it's pronounced because it's a very smart show that's half a century old and also it's my fandom so I'm around it a lot. Like I'm not trying to call out specific people, but for example, claiming that the show did not engage with the red scare... I mean that might not even be media literacy that might just be not paying attention.

[grapecaseschoices]

Kendis simp anon here!

I know I've come to gush about your ocs for like the billionth time on your inbox, but those kendis edits were so good! 👀👀

I was wondering what some of your ocs' mbti types?

And Happy pride month lovely! I hope you have a great month and a wonderful day. ❤️❤️

Hey hun! Thank you so much! I hope you have a great pride and a fantastic day!

As for the edits, I know right?? Please go leave some love for @ /quinnorion She did hard part and deserves ALL the credit!!

As for your question: it is harder for me to figure my IF ocs mbti, because I don't write them the same way -- and I like to write them before I take a quiz. But I do have guesstimates for some!

Kendis - it might surprise some people is - ESFJ [enneagram 8w7]. I've gotten ENFJ for them -- but I think it is partially because I struggle with sensors at time, but when you look at the stacks, ESFJ work better. And even just going with some of the online summaries or comments on forums, she is very much ESFJ [even if some ENFJ beats do hit].

Andy was ISFP -- another unexpected one, another that leans a little -- because outwardly he can play ISFJ fairly well. Especially when he is younger. I don't recall his enneagram -- 6w5?

Infamous MCs: BJ is INFJ, Hiyam is ESTP, Ori is ENFP [PROBABLY a 7], Alana is ISFP [lol - Alana and Andy boggled], Lala is ISTP.

Keep in mind these are subject to changing when I learn them better.

TWC MCs: Surprisngly, I havent done this for them. Come back in a week or so? LMAO.

No, okay Val maybe an NT or a ST - I wanna tentatively say ENTP. I've seen them as more reactive, hands on, and awkward.

Pierre: MAYBE INFJ; I just know he has I - F -

Kai: ISTJ?

[marley-manson]

Ask game: 3, 24.

Thank you!

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you’ve seen on tumblr

I've been on tumblr since 2014 so this is impossible lol, but the worst take I've seen on Mashblr is probably the take that BJ's antics in episodes like Dear Uncle Abdul, Bottoms Up, Joker is Wild, etc, are theraputic for Hawkeye, ie making him spiral in a safe environment/giving him an excuse to throw a tantrum which is good for him.

It just seems like, well first of all blatantly ott excusing of BJ's mean streak to justify characterizing him as a selfless perfect caretaker whose every action is done for Hawkeye's sake lol, which is just silly. Second of all it ignores like everything about Alan Alda's acting choices in those episodes in which he conveys frustration and exasperation rather than enjoyment. And it's also a horrifying take on therapy imo. Like tbf I usually have issues with characterizing like, interpersonal interactions between romantic partners as theraputic, which is a pretentious way of saying I don't like bdsm fic that frames it as therapy lol, but this also extends to anything else that's done for a character's own good.

I'm not saying it's always like, a bad fucked up mischaracterization of therapy ofc, or that even if it is no one should ever write it, I got no beef with people who enjoy fics like that and I can totally see the h/c appeal even if it wigs me out personally. But this take on BJ and Hawkeye's relationship is probably the most extremely wild and nonsensical example of that trend I've ever seen in any fandom.

24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

Anything can bring up wildly rancid discourse if you're dedicated enough, I don't think I could possibly narrow this down to just one answer when literally any dumb petty fandom argument from top/bottom wank to ship wars to villaincourse to character popularity contests turns into accusations of any ism under the sun at the drop of a hat.

So just as a general answer: using social justice as a baton in petty fandom slapfights based solely on your favourite thing not being as popular, or other people liking something that you don't like. It's good to call out concrete examples of bigotry in fandom, ie offensive statements people type on their keyboards and post online, but imo it's incredibly transparent when people just default to assuming bigotry on the part of other fans because it's the easiest way to feel superior about your own preferences. I'm talking like, Rey/Finn shippers accusing Finn/Poe shippers of racism, het shippers accusing gay shippers of fetishization, lovers of the sole token female character in a sausage fest show accusing people who got into it for the gay ships and prefer to focus on them of misogyny, etc.

[hovel-of-horrendous-horrors]

These are just quick mockups but ya’ll... I am doing a THING. Yes, RPGMaker MZ is the base. The working title is “Beetlejuice: Dead Over Heels”. It’s going to be a combination RPG/Farming/Crafting/Dating/School Sim. You play as Lydia, who is now a 21 year-old college student attending Peaceful Pines Community College. The player’s part of the story opens with Lydia finding out about a photography competition taking place at her college. She’s thrilled at the prospect of winning the first prize- a scholarship to the best art school in Connecticut. Until she discovers that Claire Brewster, who is becoming popular online for her fashion photography, has decided to compete. The photo with the most votes wins and Lydia is worried that Claire will take the first prize. So she resolves to go to the Neitherworld to find the freakiest, rarest bug to take a photo of for her entry. On her way home though, she is temporarily slowed down for a tutorial quest involving Old Spooky at a run-down park near Miss Shannon’s School for Girls (the park I posted here that I need to scale down for the sprites. Old Spooky hasn’t really been drawn in but he is represented by a tree that loosely looks like him here.). In this quest, she cheers up Old Spooky and is taught the basics of battling... and the reward is that now she can always come to Old Spooky and ask him what someone is feeling about her and how she can improve that relationship.

Anyway, when she gets home, Beetlejuice shows up in her vanity mirror a nervous wreck because Mayor Maynot has just announced on Neitherworld television that if he’s elected, he will rub out Beetlejuice and everyone in the TV audience really loved it. He pleads with Lydia to try to get her to come to the Neitherworld and run against Mayor Maynot to stop him from doing this and she reluctantly agrees- might as well run for Mayor while looking for the insect to photograph. After they’ve been talking for a minute in BJ’s Roadhouse living room, someone knocks at the door. Beetlejuice goes to open it and- surprise- it’s Donnyjuice, who has just announced his candidacy  for the Mayor’s office. Beetlejuice has no faith that Donny could win and starts to think all is lost now. But Lydia, happy to not have to run for the Mayor’s office herself, says that she and Beetlejuice would be glad to help him win- that they can make him a great campaign that’s sure to land him in office and stop Mayor Maynot, although that’s not why Donny decided to run. As it turns out, he just wants to run because someone told him it would be easier to make the Neitherworld a nicer place if he was Mayor. Beetlejuice, who is still not entirely convinced his brother can win, even if he has Lydia for her amazing campaign skills, begins to calm down but only a little. Donny asks what he should try to do first and Lydia suggests handing out buttons but Donny has none. So Lydia agrees to make him some to hand out but first, she says she needs the crafting recipe and Beetlejuice suggests asking the Monster Across the Street, who has been doing a lot of crafting himself. But when they get to Monster’s house, it’s deserted and there’s a note on the door from Monster that reads: “If’n ya’ll need me fer anythin’, jes’ look fer me at mah new ranch on the outskirts o’ town. - Monster”. So begins Lydia’s quests to find her insect and to save Beetlejuice’s neck...

I might add that this game will have two versions available to play through- SFW and NSFW. SFW will lock the adult rated postgame content away from the player, of course. But NSFW is gonna have some gooooood stuff in store for the adult players who decide to let Lydia get max romance with the characters that allow that. >:)

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[neverendingcomplaints]

So tired of this

Just finished reading The Seven Husband of Evelyn Hugo and of course, I went to read the bad reviews on GoodReads. All of the bad reviews on GoodReads now have little to do with the content of the book and everything to do with the sensitivity of the readers. Listen, kids and terminally online folks, bad communication is a part of life and it doesn't stop in high school. If it did, no one would use Reddit to ask questions like "Why did he ghost me I'm devastated" or "How can I tell her that she uses too much teeth during bjs without making her leave me?" People wouldn't hate work so much and be crying over office politics if we were actually good communicators. Sooooo many people complained about the relationship between Evelyn and Celia and how it wasn't "adult" and it was "melodramatic." Sometimes, it be like that. You can't therapyspeak and self-help book yourself out of these things because emotions will sometimes get the better of all of us. And sometimes, it's not rational and sometimes, it will take more than a day to heal between you.

It's so fucked, no wonder no one is having sex and there's a ton of people who haven't even had relationships by the time they're 30 anymore. They're so afraid and overly-sensitive of even the hint of what anyone might consider "toxic." It's really sad actually.

[booklovershouse]

Oi oi, booklovers!

O motivo desse blog existir vai bem além da resposta óbvia, que vc provavelmente pensou: "ah mas é claro q é pq vc gosta de ler".

Na verdade, eu sempre tive necessidade de escrever. Pra vcs terem uma ideia, tive meu primeiro diário com 6 anos, na época que a minha letra era o maior garrancho (não dá pra entender 90% do que tá escrito lá), mas o fato é que escrever, independente do que eu escrevesse, acabou se tornando um traço da minha personalidade.

Meu primeiro blog online de verdade começou lá em 2019, numa época em que eu o usava mais com uma função de blog mesmo: contar sobre a minha vida, falar sobre o povo da escola (indiretamente, claro) e afins.

Mas, com a quarentena, me distanciei bastante do propósito inicial e da vibe mais divertida e descontraída do blog. Aí eu resolvi acabar com ele de vez. Uma coisa que me arrependo até hoje.

Cheguei a começar um Ig literário mas, como vcs sabem, a rede vizinha é BASTANTE visual e, apesar de amar essa parte de fazer as capas dos posts, eu não estava escrevendo tanto sobre livros quanto gostaria, além de gastar mto tempo com as postagens.

Então, veio o Booklovers House, onde estamos hoje. Esse lugar que tentei deixar o mais parecido possível comigo: vivendo e respirando livros, com participações ocasionais de séries e filmes que tbm amo.

Bjs e boas leiturasss <3