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MAJOR SPOILERS ALERT!!!!!
New GxK: The New Empire Exclusive Chinese Trailer!!!!!
#MAJOR SPOILERS!!!#WE HAVE NEW FOOTAGES!!!!!#GODZILLA FIGHTING OVER SCYLLA#SHIMO MY ICE QUEEN HAS MAKING HER GRAND ENTRANCE#GODZILLA SWIMMING THROUGH THE HOLLOW EARTH#RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH#THIS IS FUCKING WILD!!!!!#One Question Is...#WHERE THE HELL IS MOTHRA?!?!#I MEAN WE'VE SEEN HER THROUGH JIA'S EYE REFLECTION#AND I'M NOT GIVING UP EVEN YOU MOTHRA FANS!!!!!#Godzilla#Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire#GxK#GxK Spoilers#MonsterVerse#Adam Wingard#Trailer
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
#also theres no one good place to learn this generally ive picked up yhe knowledge by asking questions#or reading through catalogues. paying attention to the words used to describe clothing styles i like
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my friends held an intervention for me to "stop asking intimidately specific questions". i tried to explain that i am just a good listener but there is apparently "a line between follow-up questions during small talk and interrogation tactics that gets crossed sometimes". turns out my curious nature is "scaring the hoes"
#idgaf i will not apologise so what i yearn for knowledge#in the top 3 of interventions ive gotten though.#MY QUESTIONS ARENT SCARY I JUST HAVE SPECIFIC ONES HOW IS THAT BAD
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Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#this man#scratches a special part of my brain#makes my inner goblin goes 👺👺👺#I love meijack… she’s one of those kids asking the most difficult questions
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
#i don’t know how to explain this to normal people 😭😭#for the record my coworkers didn’t directly question me on this#but i think i have vastly overestimated the amount of the population who is aware of like. Films.#NOT claiming that i have seen a lot - but i’ve mentioned three *REALLY* well-known films in the past four days#and got blank stares each time#the one of them was a REALLY good reference too… someday my top-notch association skills will be recognized#my first act as Mansion Acquaintance of the [redacted] Director will be to force everyone to watch a 40s romcom i didn’t even like#i’m getting off the point#the POINT is that It’s About The Catharsis
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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One time in my early 20s I got really drunk at a party where someone handed me a stein full of what turned out to be moonshine from a barrel in some guy's garage and said "try this it tastes like pie" and a) it DID taste like pie, but b) only on the way down, not on the way back up, given it was something like 120 proof -- so my memories of the next couple hours are very vague but involve a bunch of ex-football players from South Boston walking me around the block in circles handing me bottled water trying to sober me up, and eventually because I was too shitfaced to get home but no longer puking my guts up and dying I crawled into the back of my car to sleep it off in a sleeping bag I kept there; but there was a guy at the party who was also sleeping in his car and this was Boston in the fall so it was like 40ºF out at night and anyway this other guy I met at this party who was a middle aged mercenary from liverpool who had served in the french foreign legion or something ended up knocking on my car door asking if he could huddle with me for warmth and I said yeah okay but there's only room for me in the sleeping bag so don't be weird about it, and to his credit he was not weird and we just slept in my car and in the morning he asked if I wanted brekkie and bought me dunkin donuts while I nursed the worst hangover I have ever had in my life then or since and trying to figure out whose heavy metal hoodie I was wearing and how I managed to leave this party with more clothing than I arrived in.
So if someone singing pirate shanties hands you a stein of mysterious liquid and tells you it tastes like pie, probably don't chug that shit.
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#TO CLARIFY ON THE SECOND POINT: VAMPIRES *HAVE* A REPRODUCTION METHOD THAT IS NOT SEX-BASED#THAT IS THE MAJOR POINT OF THAT ONE. THAT VAMP REPRODUCTION IS BASED ON CONVERTING INTO UNDEAD AND NOT PREGNANCY#what i think i keep coming back to is that a vampire is like. a form of pathogen or perhaps parasite#is the individual vampire meaningfully distinct from that? maybe#sort of a made up question#but that’s not a mammal#so neither is a vampire#but also like. a human is a mammal#this question sponsored by my friend who said she was done keeping mammals bc ‘they have so much fluid in them’#and my thought that a vampire Wouldn’t#not a lot of fluids. happening there
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u ever read a fanfic so good that you want. fanfic of the fanfic
#fanfiction#kanej#solangelo#percabeth#the fic in question was a solangelo popstar au I literally want to reread it already I read it in one day#BEGGING for the final two chapters
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LGBTQ+ folk what was your gender/sexuality pipeline?
#For me it was#Cis AroAce -> Cis Biromantic Ace -> Cis Bisexual -> Questioning Bisexual -> Genderfluid Bisexual#Technically still Aspec as I'm Placiosexual as well but people get too confused when I try to explain that#Idk in general my sexuality is really all over the place so its hard to completely set one label for it#also currently wondering if I might be Demiromantic#lgbtq community#lgbtqia#queer#transgender#transfem#transmasc#genderfluid#gender#genderqueer#nonbinary#bisexual#gay#lgbt#questioning#asexual#aroace#aspec#aromantic#demisexual#lesbian
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can i say something. for years i thought the joke of the song short skirt/long jacket by cake was that he wanted a woman who was hung like a horse. like i thought when he says jacket it was a last-second fakeout because he very obviously meant to say cock. and the rest of the things in the song were just her personality and interests. which were secondary to her awesome penis
#is anyone else doing this. or am i stupid#i didnt question it at all i thought that was just the obviously intended meaning of the song#and i was like damn this is pretty progressive for the 90s i wonder why no one talks about this song when theyre talking abt#popular songs about trans women at the time. i guess some of the stuff mentioned could potentially rub people the wrong way-#OH. SO IT WAS JUST ABOUT A WOMAN WHOIS PRAGMATIC AND BUSINESS CASUAL WITH IT. I SEE#EDIT THE LINE 'a voice that is dark like tinted glass' LIKE....U GET WHAT I MEAN
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da crew
#why not include jimmy? good question#i don;t like him#yesss i love drawing headshots#and nothing else#and YES that curly is the same drawing as the one i already posted SHH. that quality was crap anyway#my art#mouthwashing#wrong organ#captain curly#curly mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#i can't stop drawing mouthwashing fanart. sorry it'll be over soon then back to drawing cats <3
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This always got me laughing for three whole years straight since I first read it
#zosan#one piece#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji#edit: he didn't even answer the fucking question help me
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nothing better than thirteen ghosts living in your chest to distract you from a bad break-up </3
the thrilling sequel to this lol
#i talk a lot <3#tfone#transformers#tf1#transformers one#haunted au#optimus prime#elita one#bumblebee#b 127#megatronus#solus prime#prima prime#nexus prime#<- primes in question were chosen pretty much at random. sorry about that OTL#my art
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Kindly Miquella... I see you've thrown away... Something you should not have... Under any circumstances.
#elden ring#elden ring shadow of the erdtree#elden ring fanart#miquella#st trina#finished the dlc...perchance... i am gamer?#i really liked miquella as a villain or rather his journey into becoming one#loved that as a player you follow his traces and slowly come to realize that he's losing sight of who he was and what he was striving for#how can you save others if you cannot save yourself? god that old guy at the cross was asking the real questions
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I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?
#i'm not taking the test but i am doing research into the kinds of questions these use#this one was on the mensa qualifier (which seems to have been written when dinosaurs walked the earth)
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