#On Your Feet!
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fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…
#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it#'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors??????????#anyway. are you americans okay???#specifically…. are white americans ok????#is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution?#also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage#anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on#and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you#we have inside shoes?????#polls#*r
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ok so i think that my favourite fantasy subgenre is The Inherent Tragedy Of Being Born Into Royalty. which mostly means that i like to read about gay princes but with some nuance
#ethically i am opposed to monarchies and empires. i think being born into a royal bloodline is inherently traumatising#which makes for the juiciest tastiest drama in stories obviously#either you become a bad ruler and people will suffer at your feet. or you become a good ruler and you no longer belong to yourself#how much will you sacrifice at the altar of your ideals?#It Compels Me. Narratively#also books like the goblin emperor have a big autism appeal in like. the court had a lot of nonsensical rules and you have to mask so much#apparently i am such a parody of myself that whenever im like. i have a drawing of my current blorbo#my friend immediately assumes it's a prince based on their vibes#IT'S NOT ALWAYS A PRINCE... SOMETIMES IT'S THE EMPEROR'S SECRETARY.... OR A DEMON WHO'S A KNIGHT.............. I CAN BE DIVERSE#anyway im currently reading the hands of the emperor AND a prince4prince web novel. that's the vibes rn
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going for gold at the yapathon 50k
#shadonic#sonadow#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#shadow#sonic#illustration#digital#fanart#artists#holds this out to you like a cat dropping a lizard at your feet. do you like it
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'accidental baby daddy soap mactavish' aka the worst man in the world to accidentally knock you up after fucking casually a couple times. there's no such thing as personal space or boundaries or distanced co-parenting with him; he already broke his lease / sold his house. shows up on your doorstep with all his belongings in the world. you wouldn't let the bairn's dad sleep rough, would you? no, the couch won't do, doe, he needs a tempur pedic bed or his sciatica will act up. knocked him flat on his ass last time it flared up, so just let him in the bed. if you're cold, they're cold 'n all that shit.
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Oh, um, uh, I-
#don’t mind me#just suffering the insufferable art block still#I will leave this at your feet before scampering back into the dark abyss from which I came#my art#arcane#jayvik#Jayce arcane#viktor arcane
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So... heat waves are fun (not)
(Bonus : Mama Jamil)
#i can handle the heat#but my skin is paler than a nun's butt#i can't go out under the sun without spontaneously combusting!#Jamil's rambling is made for laughs but he's actually right#don't go out at peak sunlight hours#if you really need to go out take an umbrella and cover your head!#especially if you have thin hair#always carry a water bottle with you#cooling pads are your friends if you can afford them#washing your hands; feet; and face helps lower your own temperature#dont hesitate to make a foot bath if you're at home#if you have fans you can put a bowl of ice in front of it to blow cold air#when I draw during a heat wave I have a foot bath and a humid towel on my shoulders#that's all for PSA!#mello's drawings#twisted wonderland#twst#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#jamil viper#kalim al asim#art#my art#heat wave
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Swift travels. [Bonus art]
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#a-yuan#wei wuxian#lan wangji#This is my 666th post and *boy* has it ever lived up to it's cursed number. That's a story for another day though.#I might be the only person who finds this punchline funny but I'm commiting to it anyway.#Yes - it is plot convenient timing to have there be a character who happens to have fast transportation when disaster strikes.#It's also something I appreciate writers doing because sometimes you want your scenes to move along.#Cultivators zoom around on swords and it's basically a fast travel system.#I don't think we get a lot of information about how far apart places are-#-except in that one scene about the distance between Lotus Pier and Xuanwu Cave.#What...*is* the speed of sword transportation? I have to imagine it can't be too much faster than a moderate jog.#Or maybe cultivation magic also runs a current to your feet that creates a magnet like effect to the sword.#Okay. Out of this mind pit. I'm changing the topic.#I like to imagine that the real reason A-yuan is there is because he has an incredible sense of smell. And WWX's olfactory senses are weak#A-yuan is like a earthquake detecting dog - but for smoke.#Wait they have dogs that help detect smoke too...#Okay he's like a dog that detects smoke. But for a necromancer's experiments going berserk.#...Did they tell a-yuan about this talisman or has it happened before? Oh no...another mind pit....
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don't vampire bites guarantee turning into a ghoul or vampire in hellsing? do true vampires sleep? so many questions I do NOT gaf about have some yuri babes!!!!!!!!
#sertegra#integra hellsing#sir integra#seras victoria#hellsing#hellsing ultimate#my art#had to record myself lying on the floor for feet references everyone say thank you for your hard work
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In your Dad Villain AU, where does Tom go to be Viceroy? Does he have a makeshift "lair" of sorts or does he use a broom closet?
He actually has a basement he's hollowed out below their usual freezer room, its hidden and has a series of ventilation pipes he sends his akuma through. It's rudimentary and a little crude, but it functions just fine, and he's not as prone to bursting into maniacal laughter as Gabriel was, so its more easily hidden.
#replies#ends up keeping your secret identity a secret is a lot easier#when you're not chuckling and hooting like an asshole#dont need 60 square feet for that shit. he can just hum to himself in the dark
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Sleeping conditions that Glinda absolutely cannot sleep in:
Sleeping conditions that Glinda will sleep in:
#I see what you are#bed too comfy and empty she needs to sleep sprawled across some green girl's bony knees like a cat#feet up on the sofa#fascinated in how she even ended up in that position much less falling asleep like that#Ariana thank you for doing whatever the fuck this is even if it got deleted your service is not unnoticed#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#gelphie#wicked#wicked spoilers#wicked part one#wicked movie
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hi !! i love seeing my favorite goobers in sundresses so you should totally draw chris and martin in them. or not ! your choice of course :3
They were looking for Aviva and got distracted
#wild kratts#littlecrittereli#chris kratt#martin kratt#kratt brothers#wild kratts fanart#aviva corcovado#this kinda strayed from the prompt im sorry i thought it was funny#hating my art a little rn bc i dont feel like putting effort into it im sorry LOL#just ignore that its crusty please thanks <33#they are like.. her brothers oh my god#that moment when ur pseudo brothers break into your room and try on your clothes that do not fit them#I can just imagine Martin immediately eating shit by trying to run away in heels#dude does not make it 3 feet before breaking every bone in his body
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courting the courter
#my art#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#wyll#wyll ravengard#astarion ancunin#wyllstarion#bloodpact#bloodblade#i love them your honor#u cant tell me wyll wouldnt start giggling and kicking his feet if someone started courting HIM instead
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this is how their little brains work methinks
#ppl were arguing abt the church meme i did so while that happened i scribbled this giggling and kicking my feet heehee#theyre both jerks of course kurt finds it funny to watch logan refusing to admit hes desperate to spend time with him#the banter is essential 🙏#theres no such thing as a bad date when u can hold your partners soft hand the whole time and smell their hair while sitting beside them#sighs.. rotates these two in my brain forever#logurt#ship dynamic#< i guess?#wolverine#nightcrawler#my art#logan howlett#kurt wagner#fanart#marvel#x men#x-men#ghostlydoodles#artists on tumblr
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etho said actually you _don't_ understand the intricacies of how tango is my boyfriend and bdubs is my ex
(and how tango and bdubs kiss too)
Scar: We went on that little adventure, you know! Etho: Yeah, yeah, we had our adventure, that's true, that's true. Scar: You disparaged your teammates. That's it, all right, no more spoilers. Etho: (laughs) Our team has -- our team has some weird dynamics this -- this season. Cleo: (overlapping) Really, Etho? Is there trouble in paradise? (pause) Who's third-wheeling with you, again? I can't remember. Etho: (laughs) Uhh. The -- Cleo: Genuinely can't remember. I know it's you and Bdubs. And...Tango? Tango. Tango. Etho: (loudly) Why -- Why is Tango the third wheel? Why -- why isn't Bdubs the third wheel? Cleo: Because it's you and Bdubs. I'm sorry. I understand how that relationship goes. Etho: (dissatisfied) Hmm.
#why is this what makes me post again#tangtho#etho#ethoslab#tango#tangotek#tango tek#bdubs#bdoubleo100#bangtho#< saw that in etho's comments. and. yeah#also consider that tango and bdubs were together first this series and etho is the third wheel#to the fucked up love hate thing they have going on#there's never been something more appreciating and adoring BUT biting each other as tangdubs#goodtimeswithscar#hermitcraft s10#wild life smp#wild life smp spoilers#(Sorry but some people have ethubs blinders on but that's so much less interesting to me than the whole.#Yes bdubs is pathetic and will always be at etho's feet. and Yes etho will pity bdubs and want him protected.#but tangtho (!!!) has SO much more to play with...to Me.)#and Why is etho being a tango girl so under-noticed??? lmao. it's there to be noticed All the time#hot mic! hot mic!#but also lowkey dreading ep2 lmao#anyway I'll regret posting this lol#(also I see you asks in my inbox. sorry I haven't replied yet <3 re: s7 oh do I have thoughts! it's where it truly kinda began... I started#forming a reply to you back in May I think but I've been kinda averse to posting/participating in the fandom side for a while. sorry I#stopped being a good place for your tangtho snippets </3 I've still been watching and enjoying the streams and the tango etho joy continues#just haven't really felt like posting)
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