#Old Weisz

[hellish-cruelty]

Hallway scenes

Movies - No country for old men (2007), The Lobster (2015), Irréversible (2002), In the mood for Love (2000), Twin Peaks (Season 2, episode 22), Inside Llewellyn Davies (2013), Punch Drunk Love (2002), The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014), The Shining (1980),

[smashorpass50plus]

Rachel Weisz

[tehzeldamaster]

🌸🌙

[bottlesandbarricades]

The real first sign that I wasn't straight was probably when I begged my big cousin in 2009 to Bluetooth I kissed a girl by katy perry to my shitty Nokia. Then I proceeded to listen to it over and over through the worst speaker known to mankind because I had just seen Rachel Weisz in The Mummy (1999)

[petri808]

Oh the blush is so telling 🤭

[humanoidtyphoons]

never watched the broadway, never read the book, but how old are galinda and elphaba meant to be?

[chieftyphoonchaos]

Their second new film together ?

Please give Daniel this as soon as possible

😂🤣😛

[someshakespearequote]

Okay, I don't want to give airtime to assholes, but let's unpack this a little.

On the left, for the sexy way things used to be, we have:

Concept art for a Qunari woman, which was shown next to a Qunari guy wearing about as little. This didn't look like how Qunari looked in DAO! Also, this isn't actually a character! I understand that the guys making this video would prefer that women be objects of their desire rather than actual people in any capacity, but this was just an example piece!

Art for Morrigan looking like Little Red Riding Hood -- again, not actually how she looked in the game.

Leliana with a ridiculous glow-up because this is how she looked in the Urn of Sacred Ashes trailer, not in the actual game.

Isabela, okay, you got me, this one is actually an in-game asset, except that no, do not cite the DA2 ladies to me, witch. I was there when they were written. I am old enough to remember when DA2 shipped, and the spiritual ancestors of this asshole posted comments on messageboards saying that DA2 had no attractive romanceable women, because Bethany was your sister, Merrill had elven features, and Isabela was, according to these sad incels, "too exotic." I remember this because I remember saying, "If the dirty-talking sexually liberated rogue with sun-kissed skin and a lip piercing who runs around with no pants is not up to your standards, your standards are bad."

Meanwhile, on the right, for the apparent current non-sexiness, we have:

Morrigan, who a) looks great, to the point where some people are saying she should look older (not me -- give Morrigan the Cate Blanchett/Rachel Weisz "inexplicably hotter as she gets older" treatment, you go, girl); b) isn't a romance option this time; and c) is actually an in-game asset, unlike Little Red Concept Art over on the left.

Neve, using concept art that was meant to show the costume and not the attitude. Because when you see Neve in game sashaying up to you after freezing bad guys, she looks great, and when I saw the bit of her in the lighthouse with her scarf untied and her blouse unbuttoned, I legitimately forgot what the conversation was about. (And perish angry, ableist haters. People with prostheses get to be sexy, too.)

Taash, looking great. We still don't know what's going on with the whole gender deal there, but as someone who was lucky enough to take one random college elective course the same quarter that half of the varsity women's volleyball team decided to do so, if your spectrum for finding a woman hot does not include women who are tall and have muscles, then that's a you problem, not a them problem.

One random chargen Qunari, which, whatever.

Notes about people being trans, which, as with the ableism, perish angry. Trans women are women. And if Taash ends up being non-binary or some other non-cis-woman option, and that is what turns you off and not the muscles, then again, that's a you problem, not a them problem, and those of us who can like boobs even when they're on someone who isn't a cis woman will be over here with Ruby Rose and Demi Lovato.

Oddly not present on the horribly unsexy right:

Bellara, who is adorkable and also giving Neve a run for her money at "most distracting collarbones in the Lighthouse."

Harding, whose smile lights up the room in the scenes we've seen so far and who was called out by fans as someone they wanted back as a romance option after people saw her in DAI, which was before her glow-up.

Like, I understand that the ideal right thing to do is to tell these jerks that the companions of Veilguard are deep and fully realized characters, and judging them just based on which ones you wanna bang is asshole behavior... but this is a Dragon Age game. It is, as the devs once joked, a dating sim with a small "save the world" minigame you do between scenes. And by those standards, the women of Veilguard (either including Taash, or and also Taash, depending on how that goes) look fantastic. I don't know who I'm gonna romance yet, because I fall for a character more while I'm doing quests with them and getting to know them, but this is a squad with many flavors of gorgeous. Sorry it has character art that includes, you know, character and not the creepy sex doll look of one of those Steam games that includes disclaimers about everyone being of legal age and none of the girls being actually related to you.

It's not a them problem, assholes. It's a you problem.

[chieftyphoonchaos]

Rachel continues to look beautiful and handsome,recently that she is 54 years old🥰🤗❤️

Daniel has aged 10 years though,even Tom Cruise looks less old than Craig😂

Daniel Craig look alike

Silver Fox Daddy in Style

@gridmouse86 @breakthestereo

[vaperarmand]

Could you spare me some yuri horror/thriller films or shows? Bonus points if there's a dom butch. I've already seen Mulholland drive, The Handmaiden and Killing Eve, I want more 🥺

oh absolutely i can 😁

love lies bleeding (2024): boxing gym. crime family. bodybuilding. their form of foreplay is injecting each other with steroids. a little bit surreal also? save me dom butch katy o’brien. SAVE MEEEEEE.

drive away dolls (2024): this one is firmly in the comedy genre more than it is anything else, but it’s still a great action/adventure movie imo. a little bit of coming of age, a little bit road trip, a little bit heist. so fucking funny. listened to linda rondstat’s version of blue bayou a lot because of this movie.

kajillionaire (2020): also not quite a thriller in the traditional sense, but heist all the way. it’s been a long time since i’ve seen this one, but it’s really cinematically beautiful and the family themes are like. woof. great performances all around + i love you old dolio.

bound (1996): you HAVE to see bound. HAVE TO. classic butch4femme. classic crime movie. so hot it’s unreal. PLEASE WATCH BOUND. also corky save me.

dead ringers miniseries (2023): probably my personal favorite thing on this list actually. truly some freak shit happening over there. takes the original film and expands on the horrors of pregnancy and motherhood in a way that makes you go. fuuuuuck. rachel weisz plays terminally codependent twins and theres hot girl on girl action with an actress as well. i will say again that there is some freak shit happening over there. and it’s really awesome.

the favourite (2018): also been a long time since i’ve seen this one but i liked it a lot. dark in the way yorgos lanthimos movies are dark (though not as dark as some of his others), good in the way yorgos lanthimos movies are good. two women fight for the affection and adoration of their queen. and rachel weisz is gay again!

i will lastly link this letterboxd list which has a bunch more movies about gay crime that i haven’t seen but now want to check out!!!

[smashorpass50plus]

Well, we finally did it. We have officially reached over 1000 polls on the blog..... so it's tournament time. Some of These elders reached this level at the beginning of the blog, some reached their level due to their acts in the public, but it's time for us to do an ultimate hot old person bracket.

Who's the brackets? Thanks to randomly mixing the names, these are the seeds to start with, with a total of 5 rounds. Each poll will be the standard week long and propaganda will be encouraged and welcome. In fact, I'll be swapping out photos with any better pictures reblogged.

Jennifer Tilly v Rekha

Ewan McGregor v Lucy Lawless

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan v Kōji Kikkawa

Eartha Kitt V Queen Ramonda

Lucy Liu v Ming Na Wen

Stevie Nick's v Ernie Hudson

Angela Bassett v Rachel Weisz

Andie macdowell v Blanche Devereaux

Bridget Christie v Sade Adu

Idris Elba v Michelle Yeoh

Sigourney Weaver v Trinity (newest matrix)

Tracy Chapman v Cassandra Peterson

Chaka Khan v Sophie Okonedo

Michelle Gomez v Gillian Anderson

Joan Jett v Missy Elliott

Mortician Addams (Wednesday) v Hiroyuki Sanada

Website I'll be using to track everything is here

Tournament will be tagged SOP T

Objects will not be included only due to them being a late addition to the blog but still taking up a large part of the top polls

[wifetomegatron]

(first contact au) imagine, halfway through a lazy make-out session with skids against your couch — apartment lights dimmed and the rain droning outside — your parents suddenly phoned you to declare excitedly that they're already on the elevator up to visit you and the boyfriend you've been living with for over half a year ( because of course they just so happen to be in town and so happen to have takeout). So you're frantically trying to whip up a story to explain the techno-alien boyfriend. You were only nervous because you've been putting it off, but Skids — poor, ambitious, Skids whose processor never sleeps — is already running a hundred, horrible scenarios on why your parents may not like him ( he caught a glimpse of his blue and silver armor by the window.) " Just be yourself," You whispered reassuringly, opening the door, only to have your mother drop the plastic bags dangling on her arms to yell —

" Oh my! T-this is —" " Inappropriate !" Your father yelled, already fuming as his line of sight cuts through your shoulder. " Wait, I can explain !" You were shocked, you didn't expect this reaction out of your delightful, loving parents. " You better start with the age gap." " That's what you're worried about, dad?" Your mother frowned, " I expected better from you! I can excuse almost anything, but cheating? God, how would Rachel* feel?"

Bewildered, you finally turned around, groaning in defeat to see that Skids has — once again — projected his holoform while he hides in the bedroom. He needs to start listening to you, especially when it's identity theft to own a holomatter of an existing person, much more a celebrity. At least, your mother will be delighted to know that you are not Daniel Craig's mistress and had nothing to do with the end of his bond franchise. Now, the tricky part was explaining to dear old Dad that the age gap is still very, very much there.

*laughing at the fact that Skid's holomatter is just Daniel (dilf) Craig , also he is married to Rachel Weisz ! Source : At some stage, Skids may have had an avatar of a blond, middle-aged white man with an aquiline nose and a sharp grey suit. Basically Daniel Craig as James Bond.

[justiceleaguedark777]

RACHEL WEISZ

[imdoingsortagay]

Give me something to dream about

Summary: As Eve Fletcher's best friend, you help her experience the joy that comes from sleepovers.

wordcount: 3.8k

a/n: enjoy this nerds

Warnings: Smut below the cut, 18+ below, MINORS DNI OR I'M BLOCKING, masturbating, dirty dreams, Rachel Weisz, oral( r receiving), fingering ( both r)

“ you’ve never had a sleepover Eve?” 

It was a regular occurrence for the two of you to meet during the week. 

Every week on Tuesday, you and Eve would go to a local coffee shop to enjoy each other’s company, talk about life, and whatnot. Like today when the older woman was talking to you about how she didn’t have a “ regular “ experience growing up. 

To be fair, Eve isn’t a “ regular “ person in her humble opinion. As she’s a woman in her mid 30’s just now exploring who she is in all aspects of her life.

Sexually too as she didn’t know there was so much to bringing yourself to pleasure and so she felt a little embarrassed when you asked if she had a sleepover in all of her years of living. 

“ I didn’t have many friends in my old town y/n,” Eve says before taking a sip of her latte, “ nobody was lining up to be my friend and so stuff like that.” 

“ I definitely would have pretty girl,” and the moment that your words come out of your mouth, Eve can’t help but blush at the compliment. All these years of knowing each other, you never got tired of making her feel nice and pretty. 

“Well, it’s not like I can have a sleepover now as a full-grown adult y/n,” Eve tells you before a brilliant idea comes to mind. 

“ Eve “ 

“ yes ?” 

“ come over to my apartment?” You ask excitingly 

“What?”

“ as your best friend in the universe,” you say as you grab her hand,” it’s my job to give you the experiences that you’ve never had so I’m inviting you to a sleepover at my apartment, does Saturday night work for you?” 

“ no that’s perfect y/n!” 

“All you need to do for me Eve is bring a set of Pjs to change into and a fun attitude for the night we’ll have”. 

Hours later after hanging out with you, Eve lay in her bed wondering what the two of you might do at your apartment. 

She’s been over countless times in the two years of your friendships sure but never stayed over as she had her own home. No point in sleeping over when the older woman has her place. 

She has no reason to be nervous about sleeping over for the weekend, as she heard you tell her hours ago at the coffee shop that you’re there to give her the experiences she never had. 

Eve calms herself down a bit enough to sleep and drifts off to sleep to look forward to tomorrow. 

“ Eve,” she hears you moan, the older woman unaware of where she is.

The room is dark but all she can manage is to see some light coming from the room. Out of curiosity, Eve follows it to see you, plopped right down in the middle of the queen-size bed using a vibrator on your very puffy and wet cunt. 

“ Need you in me, Mommy,” you moan louder, and without a second missed, Eves's right-hand goes between her legs, needing to soothe her desire. 

“ pretty little thing for mommy,” Eve mumbles to herself,” this is so bad”. 

“ then come fuck me yourself Mommy,” she hears you say before she’s between your legs, strap randomly appearing,” I’m here to give you an experience you want or never had”.

“ Fuck”, she yells out loud into her bedroom, wondering why she’s dreaming about this. Eve looks to her window to see the Sun just rising and she plops down on the bed, feeling her panties soaked at the thought of you. 

Her best friend, someone who she confided in when she was navigating living alone in her home for the first time, dating, bars, and whatever else her mind could think of.  

Eve can’t be having all these wet dreams about you when she’s supposed to be spending the weekend at your apartment later in the day so she tries to google how to distract her mind off of you. Too early for the older woman to be drinking, sleeping would probably bring all those dirty dirty dreams back into her mind so the last thing seems to be masturbating or looking at something else.

“ I need to fuck myself now,” she says to herself as she pulls out a bright blue vibrator from her nightstand. 

hours later

Y/n :): text me when you get here Eve!!!! 

Eve sees your text on her phone before she starts the drive to your apartment, grateful that it’s just a quick 10-minute drive from her house but she felt nervous. 

The dream from last night went through her mind again, how wet she got seeing your dream body fucking yourself with a bright pink vibrator or where it almost got to the point of Eve fucking you with a strap-on that she didn’t know got there. It didn’t help that she woke up with some very soaked panties and confusing feelings that were then followed by masturbating for an hour and cleaning the house to distract her. 

She blasts whatever radio station is on, focusing on the route there while you’re just doing some last-minute cleaning around your apartment before she arrives, dancing along to the playlist that Eve had kindly made for you. 

The older woman had been a good friend of yours, being there for you during a hard time, you do the same to her and you always wanted to make her happy. 

 Eve : ( sent from iPhone) should be there in 5 minutes! 

You could not have been more excited to have her over for the weekend, knowing Eve and still not having her over. While she would say that she never saw the point of sleepovers, you were still excited either way to do all the fun and cheesy things that people do while sleeping over. 

Snacks were all stocked up in the fridge, blankets were in your closet for forts, clothes on the nightstand to change in and all you had to do now was wait for her to show up for the fun night to commence.

~

“ is this the drunk playlist I made for you last month y/n?” Eve says as you greet her with a hug, not missing the way that you quickly pull her into your place.

“ it has all the bangers Eve,” you pause as you close the door,” It’s my favorite”. 

You don’t fail to see the blush on the woman in front of you, opting to just continue on either the conversation.

“ Did you get the wine ?”

“ Of course Eve,” you dramatically gasp,” how could I forget my best friend's favorite wine in the whole world”. 

You could sense that the older woman was a bit tense but you chose not to say anything, knowing fully well she’ll tell you later on. in the meantime, Eve helps herself to the wine at the counter while you try to set up some shows to watch. 

“ master chef ?” 

“We saw that last week y/n”.

“ what about that new one I told you to watch Eve, dead ringers ?” 

“ didn’t watch it,” she says as she takes a sip of her wine, unaware of the reaction she’s about to pull from you for that answer alone.

“ EVE GET YOUR BUTT HERE TO MY COUCH,” and without a beat, Eve makes her way to the couch, trying to hide her blush but you pay no attention to it as you press pause.

a couple of hours later

“How are you liking the show, honey?” You ask Eve, who’s now found herself cuddling up against you on the couch. A common occurrence between the two of you but now all the older woman can think about is your arm around her waist, the dirty thoughts from the morning coming back and she tried her best to pay attention. 

“ Rachel Weisz is hot,” she mumbles, hoping you hear as she’s trying to not look you in the eyes. 

“Eve,” you say to her and to say she looked so soft was an understatement. 

“ you wanna speak up for me again honey ?”

“ Rachel is hot y/n, she says louder to you and she feels warm inside as you bring her closer to your body, wondering if it’s due to the wine or something else.

“ how’s the wine? Good? Want more snacks? I got some leftover cake if you want or even-“ 

“ y/n can we finish the show, please? “ 

2 hours later, popcorn and some comments from you have Eve yawning.

“Honey, it’s only 11 pm,” you start as Eve gets up to grab her bag where she packed her sleep shorts,” we just got started with the plans for the night”.

“ y/n, we are two different people, I’m old and sleep early while you’re young,” she explains as she heads to your bathroom to change.

“ Do you want to continue the sleepover festivities tomorrow morning then ?” You yell loud enough for her to hear. 

“ you can stay up if you want though babe,” the older woman yells back,” I don’t wanna ruin the night with my sleepiness”. 

Eve is almost scared to death when she opens the door to find you in a large shirt, shorts, and slippers. Her mind races again with so many dirty thoughts and she can feel her underwear starting to soak.

“ no I’m going to sleep right now too and we’ll sleep in my room 'cause I know you don’t want to deal with back pain,” you tell her as you grab her hand to lead her to the bed.

She’s been to your apartment so many times but your bedroom was the one place you haven’t seen. It’s simple and adorable like you, with a couple of posters, and cute stuffed animals displayed with a couple of pictures. 

“ left or right Eve ?” 

“ I’ll go left side,” she tells you as she gets under the sheets while you get on the right, leaving some space between the two of you to not make her uncomfortable. 

“ night Eve, “ you announce as the both of you fall asleep. 

While you fall asleep easily within the next hour and a half, Eve can’t say the same as she lets her mind want to all the situations that can happen at the moment.

She could sneak out of the room to fuck herself in the bathroom, wait til she gets back home to go masturbate and the very risky one is just masturbate here.

Not like you’ll hear her.

So the older woman next to you wait a couple of minutes to ensure you’re asleep before she starts to slowly move her hand to her sleep shorts. Letting out a whine at just how naughty this all is, Eve doesn’t wait and skips the foreplay before touching herself, already lost in the enjoyment. Doing a bad job to try to hide her moans as she lets her fantasies run wild inside of her mind. 

 When it comes to fucking herself, Eve could never hold back and it was always a challenge for her to keep any sort of quiet.

She didn’t mean to be so loud when she was touching herself. After all the cuddling the whole night, the very sexy scenes in dead ringers, and not to mention the endless compliments you gave her, it wouldn’t have been too long til you caught her in the act.

“ fuck this is so bad,” you hear as you wake up from sleep, thinking it’s a dream and when you look onto your left side you’re met with something way different. 

Eve Fletcher who’s usually very shy, blushes at all your compliments, dirty jokes, and even the mention of sex is laying down next to you, with her hand inside her sleep shorts while failing badly at hiding her moans. 

“ ohhhhhhhhh feels so good,” she whispers and moans before you let your horny mind take over at the moment.

You had assumed that you were having a wet dream, but the shock to you when you look over to Eve’s side of the bed to your best friend, innocent and for the most part shy Eve Fletcher touching herself, letting out what you think are some of the prettiest moans ever. The same woman who easily blushes at all the pet names that you call her gives her compliments and not mention turns as red as a tomato when you make any sort of dirty joke. 

Where was this side of Eve all these years? 

They always say that it’s always the quiet ones to look out for.

“ holy fuck,” you say aloud at the sight. It was something straight out of a corny porn video

While in most situations, Eve would be so embarrassed to be caught by you, her horny side took over and she went on with fucking herself. You can hear just how soaked she is, wondering if all those scenes in dead ringers were the reason for her wetness.

“ didn’t think you’d do something like this Eve, you naughty girl,” you joke and the older woman stops, taking a minute to realize that she’s been caught but that she still hadn’t cum. 

“ oh my god I have to go,” she tells you, removing the sheets from on top of her. 

She wasn’t too quick to get up before you got on top of her and pinned her to the bed, careful not to hurt her in any way. 

“ don’t go, baby,” you whine,” Eve don’t go please “. 

“ why aren’t you kicking me out of your apartment y/n?” 

“ you haven’t done anything to make me uncomfortable baby,” you start,” if you did I would have thrown stuff at you to leave but I found it kinda hot”. 

“ you found me hot,” Eve says more as a statement than a question, shocked that after what just happened, that you find her hot. 

“Why do you think I compliment you so fucking much Eve?” You ask her and she tries to cover her face but you stop her. 

“ I thought you were being nice,” Eve says, too afraid to believe it. 

“ oh you’re so innocent,” you say as one of your hands roams around her body and all the dirty thoughts come in,” do you want me to help you out princess? I won’t pressure you to do something”. 

“ no, I want you,” Eve answers and you immediately start kissing her. After all these years of being friends with her and having a secret crush on her, fucking all those women to forget her, you have her in your bed. 

“ I’m gonna ruin you for anyone else princess,” you say between kisses, the woman below you letting out the prettiest moans. 

“ fuck you must be so wet baby,” you tell her as you make your way to her neck to give her a hockey,” didn’t think sweet innocent Eve was such a pervy thing ?”.

“ you should see the porn I watch,” she tells you as she tries to hold herself from touching you, scared you’ll stop. 

“ maybe you should tell me all your dirty fantasies instead of holding off princess,” you pause,” instead trying not to touch me, baby, cmon I know you want to run your hands around me.” 

“ I’ve touched myself at the thought of you,” Eve starts as you help her out of her shirt, taking her bra off along with it,” or using a toy on my pussy”. 

“ go on, don’t be rude princess,” you tell her before starting to such on her left nipple while your other hand goes to her right one. You put your knee to her clothes center, not missing the way she immediately starts moving her hips for some sort of friction. 

“ I have this pink vibrator that my friend got me,” she says before moaning,” which I use while I imagine you watching me”. 

You take your mouth off her nipple, head overcome with joy and horniness that how fucking hot she is. 

 “ take off your shorts princess,” you tell her as you get up from your bed to head to your closet,” let's open so I can see your pussy too.” the older woman has no problem following your orders as you look throughout for one of your toys. 

“Can you hurry up please y/n?” Eve whines, she can only stay still so much til she’s back to touching herself again, not needing to hide it from you this time. 

“ be a good girl princess, I don’t want to have to punish you our first time together,” you say as you turn around with the toy in hand to find Eve yet again touching herself. This time without her shorts and she has one finger inside of herself to start.

“ Didn’t think I’d be dealing with a fucking brat today,” Eve hears you say as she tries for one more finger in her cunt before you grab her hand to taste her juices.

“ you look good Angel,” Eve whines, getting annoyed with you for not letting her add another finger. What the woman doesn’t expect is you turning on your pink wand to the highest setting and setting it on her pussy. Not wanting to make her talk back, you shove two fingers into her wet cunt to make yer swoon.

“ God, where were you all these years Eve Fletcher?” You ask while all the woman can do is moan and whine, thinking she’d be the one to fuck you but the universe seemed to throw a fastball at her.

“ the things I’d imagine doing to you when I was alone in bed, using one of my toys,” you tell the woman. 

“ fuck I’m close,” Eve whines as she tries her best not to cum as a means to last longer.

“ cum for me princess, I want to hear all those naughty dreams of yours,” you encourage her,” wanna hear about you fucking yourself while your baby was here doing the same”.

It doesn’t take long before the older woman under you cums, letting out a loud moan as her orgasm hit. Eve not caring about noise as she finally was able to let go and enjoy herself. 

Eve takes a second to breathe, in the meantime, you slowly remove the toy and your fingers from her to back in her juices. All the woman under you can do is whine and stare in amazement as you clean up your fingers. 

“Maybe I should have you like this the next time I fuck myself huh pretty girl? Just use you like a perfect toy to get off?” 

In a shocking turn of events, Eve musters up the courage to change positions, having you under her body before she goes to the place where you need her the most. 

“ fucking hell baby,”  you say as you keep the woman’s head in place, amazed at how good Eve is making you feel. This is better than any of the wet dreams you’ve recently had about her that is certain. 

“ how long has it been since you fucked someone baby? “

“ since Amanda and that other lady,” Eve says as she inserts two fingers into your wet cunt, eliciting a moan from you,” which was a year ago at the bar”. 

“ the one with the suit ?” 

“ she was kinda a bitch,” Eve says as she watches you enjoy her fingers inside her cunt,” and she was going on about some ex of hers, I think it was Blair or something “.

“ go faster please princess,” you moan out,” let me cum and maybe your Angel can grind her pussy on yours”. 

“ get my toy as well babe and use it on me,” you order as you grab your other toy from her, Eve turning it on and placing the toy on your clit while she roughly fingers you. 

Eve’s mind starts to feel fuzzy, her mind going to different places but it doesn’t take her long to make you cum, mouth open as you let go for the woman.

 A couple of minutes pass before Eve removes her fingers from your cunt, moving herself to lie down next to you as you recover, giving you the perfect show. 

“ Done so soon Princess?” You ask and all Eve can do is nod, not knowing what to say next.

“ You wanna continue Eve ? I don’t mind if we cuddle if you’re not up for it”. 

“ no! M ready to go”.

“Does your head feel all floaty baby? “.

“ mhm,” she nods, inching closer to you, looking so sweet and perfect.

“ what if I have you grind on top of my thigh princess? Let me be an Angel and help you cum one more time,” you say before helping her to go on your right thigh.

“ you got this princess or do you want me to - “before you can even finish your sentence, Eve slowly starts to grind her cunt on your thigh, grabbing the toy that the older woman was using on you earlier to enjoy the show above you. 

Why need porn when you have this gorgeous woman grinding above you? 

“ m feel good angel,” she moans out, making a show of getting herself off as she gropes her tits in front of you, not before showing them in your face to suck on her perky nipples. 

“ close close close ahhhhh,” she tells you, increasing her pace.

“ cum for me princess,” you say to her as you continue to suck on her nipples, feeling closer to cum as well, the both of you letting our mains together, Eve landing straight on top of your sweaty body. 

“ Best sleepover ever,” you mumble to the woman as you turn off the toy and throw it in the open nightstand drawer.

“Is this what you do in sleepovers y/n,” Eve asks, too tired to move as she cuddles into your nude body. 

“ fucking my best friend after I caught her touching herself? Never happened before that’s for sure,” you explain to her. 

Eve yawns after you say that, smiling like crazy that a situation that could have been badly ended up good, not to mention getting to see you cum and tasting you. It made her excited for what the future has in store for both of you. 

“ Can we talk tomorrow y/n? “ Eve mumbles loud enough to you while cuddling. You would have not believed everything that happened with the older woman after how fucking adorable she’s being right now.

“ All good with me princess” you whisper back, happy in the moment.

All Eve can do after is doze off to sleep, content in the joy that she’s in your arms, and not too long before you fall into slumber, hoping that the both of you can have more sleepovers like this again.

[dealbrekker]

Because The Mummy (1999 with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz) turned 25 years old this year--another thing making me feel old af lately-- they are releasing it into select theaters.

And I'm going. I'm going to see my favorite movie on the big screen with snacks and squishy arm chairs as God and Nature intended.

My friends and I would get together in high school to reenact this movie it's a big deal in my house.

[girldirectionfest]

I just want to say I really appreciate that y'all are doing this fest!! We need more girl direction fics and more fics that are more flexible in the ships we can write about ! Y'all are doing the gay lord's work

Awww thank you!!! We DO need more girl direction fics :)

and this is a great reminder that we accept all ships! wanna write your fave rare pair? Maybe a little skater girl zouis or beauty guru Harry/Lottie? intern Liam/radio host Nick? Shiall as volleyball lesbians who can't get their shit together??

in fact, here's a few women I would happily see in a pairing (some of which have been included in past fests!)

Rachel Weisz Gillian Anderson Kim Petras Lizzo Chappell Roan Kristen Stewart Katherine Hepburn Britney Griner Imani Khelif Julia Fox

your hot OC who you feel like mashing together with a girl version of a 1D member like you're a 6 year old playing with Barbies

THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER, FOLKS!!!