#Olaf scholz

[daughterofhecata]

OLAF-

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[igraine-ohnefurcht]

If I might add.

Habeck of the green party has announced he wants to be chancelor by wearing a Taylor Swift bracelet saying "in my chancelor era".

I know, right. He was also sitting on a desk right and humming a popular German song. The desk is satire of Lindner doing the same thing in an ad campaign earlier. The humming of that song is a clap back to two/three weeks ago where Merz (CDU/unpleasant human being) walked on a stage while that song was playing. The singers if that song have forbidden to use the song for political statements so BOTH clips had to be taken down.

Meanwhile the official divorce happened and it looked so incredibly uncomfortable that watching the official "firing" almost hurt because during the same event new ministers where announced which included Volker Wissing (former FDP) getting ANOTHER ministry.

When I say uncomfortable I MEAN uncomfortable

And what else happened?

The guy in the black suit next to Linder on the right. That's Marco Buschmann, former minister of Justice (the job that Wissing now has...lol) is active on Soundcloud. As in, he makes (?) music. And he made a song about the breakup of our government. A song. On soundcloud.

This is all a feverdream.

Also, next elections are gonna be February 23.

Okay alright sorry for all the sudden German politics influx but lemme explain what happened so far and why Germans are losing it a bit:

The tldr? Our government is getting a divorce and it's turning messy with elections being called early and now being called even earlier.

The longer version?

Okay so, groundwork first:

in Germany there is a coalition currently in power called the Ampel(traffic lights) bc the colours of the party are red, yellow and green (or not anymore or for much longer??). They're centrist slightly more left leaning than right leaning. (You could argue about that I am aware). There has been infighting for as long as this coalition has been going on. It is also the first three party coalition since y know, the Last Time.

So. Enough groundwork. The yellow party (FDP) has a finance minister (Christiane Lindner) it's this guy

You will see him in memes I am sure. We don't like him. He's an asshole and has blocked every meaningful change that the coalition had been trying to accomplish. He also got his finance plan blocked by our highest court because parts were against our Constitution.

(.... I am oversimplifying hard here it's actually more complicated than that and not fully his fault, but it's also not the focus)

What WAS the fault though of him and the FDP was that they had a strong position of "saving money at all costs" which made bigger and bigger rifts with the two other coalition partners who were more leaftleaning. The war in Ukraine, Infrastructure, climate change - there were many places that needed more money and Lidner was like naaahhhhh for no fucking reason other than "oh we need to save money!!"

Long story short there have been arguing all the fucking time and therefore have started to lose approval. Drastically lose approval. As on for the first time since the Last Time there is a far right party in charge for part of the country that is also being investigated for being Nazis. (Oversimplifying again).

Which is. Worrying. You know. Especially with Trump now being elected. It has us all a little skittish.

The finance minister has also now been fired.

You see. We were all still trying to stomach Trump winning the US election, when Scholz, in the same fucking evening, fired Lindner.

And not in a polite way. Nah. Olaf fucking Scholz our Chancellor, notorious for saying literally nothing, and with a running joke that he regularly stops existing bc that man Does Not Take Stances, a spine of wet cardboard, delivered this yesterday evening:

(English subtitles by me you already got this far watch it I spent too much time on this lol)

And it is insane alright. For his standards and German politic standards thats the equivalent of calling Lindner a egomaniacal bitch that has only his self interest at heart and can not be trusted.

Lindner and his party have been pulverised in all recent elections. Which means that after he was fired, the FDP completely withdrew from the coalition and all minister from the FDP resigned.

....well all but one who apparently stayed in his positions because he's leaving the FDP over this. What sort of shitty backstabbing kindergarten fight is this. (Jokes aside hes the minister of transportation and says he needs to stay in office in important projects. Which. True. Having minister resigning en mass is not good)

Alright cool cool cool cool. Current situation yesterday is the following:

So. Trump is president. Fuck.

Lindner got fired! Yaaay!

Wait my goverment is now also falling apart! Fuck.

Which all lead to new elections being called in Germany.

Mind you, that's not usual ok. I know other countries have systems where they can call an election whenever but that is not a thing that normally happens here. We have a schedule alright. (Insert obligatory "Germans and their plans and structure" joke)

So new elections are called for spring, nearly a year early. Cool cool cool. With a right wing rising in Germany and deeply unpopular current leadership. On the eve of motherfucking trump getting elected.

Habeck, leader of the green party and one of the few policians in germany I think is vaguely liked by ppl (the general attitude in German politics is less "I like this guy" and more "you are the least shitty choice I guess") has appearently also nearly started crying after the news broke. So. Yeah.

Now. Let's make this shitshow complete,alright?

There is this party. CDU. They had been in charge for a very long time in Germany. Centrist, right leaning, with the afd on the rising even more right leaning than before. Their current leader is Friedrich Merz, as unpleasant as human beings can go.

He has now called for the new election to be not in a few months but like. To be called next week.

In the current climate.

So yeah. if you're German mutuals and friends are currently going through their own stages of grief - this is why.

[mothmans-cumrag]

Meine Mutter meinte am Sonntag, sie hat zwar in ihrem Leben noch nie CDU gewählt, aber diesmal sieht sie keinen anderen Ausweg, die Nazis zu verhindern. Die Linke wäre ihr zwar lieber, die Grünen erst recht, aber nicht mal bei der SPD sieht sie Chancen. Das einzige das sie von dieser Verzweiflungstat noch abhalten kann, wäre ein SPD Hoch in den Umfragen vor der Wahl, damit sie sichergehen kann dass ihre Kinder (2/3 von uns sind trans*) ihre Rechte behalten und eine GroKo zustande kommt. Dass höchstwahrscheinlich die CDU Platz 1 und die AfD Platz 2 sein wird ist uns, denke ich, allen klar. Jetzt gilt, fürchte ich Schadebsbegrenzung. Anyway:

Bitte rebloggen für sample size und damit ich meine Mutter überzeugen kann, SPD zu wählen (Sätze die ich nie gedacht hätte, dass ich sie sage)

[ray935sworld]

This is it. Our politicians are a joke. This was said in a parliamentary debate in one of the highest democratic institutions

Söder about Scholz: You said somehow you're more cool. That's impossible. I don't know anyone in Germany who is less cool than you.

Source:

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCUXjDSsYcV/?igsh=MzRllODBiNWFlZA==

[channeledhistory]

[dream-about-dancing]

Inspiriert durch @rpfshippingpolls aber das muss ich jetzt kapern. 🏴‍☠️

Gründe es zu shippen:

Vom legendären Selfie zu "WÄREN WIR FREUNDE WÜRDEST DU SO'NE SCHEIßE NIEMALS BEHAUPTEN!"

Niemals nahm eine Trennung uns so sehr mit und sorgt dann noch vielleicht dafür, dass unser ganzes Weihnachten für immer versaut wird.

Und warum? Weil anscheinend ist alles (oder jemand) doof.

Besties to enemies, die dann vielleicht doch wieder ins Koalitionsbett gehen? (Ich mein, wir alle kennen unseren CF doch.)

[smolfangirl]

Imagine sucking so much as a fellow politician that the guy known for having No Backbone™ snaps and develops one but specifically for roasting you on live television

[my-dark-happy-place]

The human brain is not made for witnessing Donald Trump being reelected and the German government collapsing in the span of not even 24 hours.

[darkrunsout]

(x)

[bayern-der-freistaat]

Scholz und Lindner breakup :(

65k enemies to rivals to coworkers to lovers to enemies again yaoi

[keo6323]

[tatzelwyrm]

Scholz heute so: "Der Tag war eh schon im Arsch."

[thesuetyouforgot]

German destiel for German news

[dead-salmon]

why are we doing a 1938 speedrun again

[mothmans-cumrag]

Hat den schon jemand gebracht?

[merphus]

AZ weiß bescheid

("er ist wieder da" about trump is a reference to the return of hitler)