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eldermillennial85 · 1 day ago
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Oh, the adventures I go on!
I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure
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welcome-to-green-hills · 12 hours ago
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You just know the brothers do that kid thing where they sled down the stairs in a laundry basket or something
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You bet they did😎🔥
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tf2heritageposts · 2 days ago
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i know it’s an accent thing, but it drives me insane how in other parts of the us, lawyer is pronounced “loy-er” instead of the clearly more sensical “law-yer”. like i didn’t know lawyers were professionals on the loy
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rainbowsky · 1 month ago
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For anyone who's needed a laugh/smile as much as I have lately, I give you this sweet little guy.
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hislittleraincloud · 1 day ago
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I saw a white Swastikar last week.
Its owners were Black (I watched them park it).
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I don't know how they can drive a car that looks like an angry Klansman.
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dndspellgifs · 1 year ago
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look, I know I've talked about this essay (?) before but like,
If you ever needed a good demonstration of the quote "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic", have I got an exercise for you.
Somebody made a small article explaining the basics of atomic theory but it's written in Anglish. Anglish is basically a made-up version of English where they remove any elements (words, prefixes, etc) that were originally borrowed from romance languages like french and latin, as well as greek and other foreign loanwords, keeping only those of germanic origin.
What happens is an english which is for the most part intelligible, but since a lot everyday english, and especially the scientific vocabulary, has has heavy latin and greek influence, they have to make up new words from the existing germanic-english vocabulary. For me it kind of reads super viking-ey.
Anyway when you read this article on atomic theory, in Anglish called Uncleftish Beholding, you get this text which kind of reads like a fantasy novel. Like in my mind it feels like it recontextualizes advanced scientific concepts to explain it to a viking audience from ancient times.
Even though you're familiar with the scientific ideas, because it bypasses the normal language we use for these concepts, you get a chance to examine these ideas as if you were a visitor from another civilization - and guess what, it does feel like it's about magic. It has a mythical quality to it, like it feels like a book about magic written during viking times. For me this has the same vibe as reading deep magic lore from a Robert Jordan book.
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spitzy-speaks-jp · 8 months ago
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one must imagine sisyphus getting his money up and his pussy up
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dateamonster · 10 months ago
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"top ten movies about Girlhood" whose girlhood? whose girlhood? what kind of girl are these movies about? answer quickly.
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monster-fuzz · 10 months ago
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So I think I forgot to post about it here but I'm knitting my own wedding dress.
Edit to add materials: I'm using suri silk alpaca (apparently I'm slightly allergic to mohair?), and glass beads for the silvery and pearl beads.
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lovelynim · 7 months ago
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Married couple banter, I'm afraid
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dyktvideogamesfx · 1 month ago
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Hey guys check out what I got.
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sypherafin · 4 months ago
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I had a dream where Ekko went back in time to save everyone, and then Viktor and Jayce got married
so I guess those are my expectations for the finale
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dionysianfreak · 1 year ago
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patch pant progress (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠)
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welcome-to-green-hills · 2 months ago
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WHY IS SHADOW SO CUTE
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tf2heritageposts · 4 months ago
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as a reminder, you, yes YOU, are not immune to conspiratorial thought patterns. or generally being manipulated or lied to
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