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Oh, the adventures I go on!
I love using "by the way" as a segue into topics that are completely unrelated to the matters at hand. it isn't remotely by the way, quite a ways out of the way in fact. a little adventure
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You just know the brothers do that kid thing where they sled down the stairs in a laundry basket or something

You bet they did😎🔥
#I’m pretty sure that many kids do that in their youth#I sure as hell did😊#wachowski brothers#mystery anon#off topic
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i know it’s an accent thing, but it drives me insane how in other parts of the us, lawyer is pronounced “loy-er” instead of the clearly more sensical “law-yer”. like i didn’t know lawyers were professionals on the loy
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For anyone who's needed a laugh/smile as much as I have lately, I give you this sweet little guy.
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I saw a white Swastikar last week.
Its owners were Black (I watched them park it).

I don't know how they can drive a car that looks like an angry Klansman.

#really i was walking my dog so i had to pass right by it on that other side of the street#it looked like a giant sterlite container lol#swastikar#swastikars#swasticar#swasticars#elon musk#tesla#twitter#off topic#president musk#commander in thief
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look, I know I've talked about this essay (?) before but like,
If you ever needed a good demonstration of the quote "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic", have I got an exercise for you.
Somebody made a small article explaining the basics of atomic theory but it's written in Anglish. Anglish is basically a made-up version of English where they remove any elements (words, prefixes, etc) that were originally borrowed from romance languages like french and latin, as well as greek and other foreign loanwords, keeping only those of germanic origin.
What happens is an english which is for the most part intelligible, but since a lot everyday english, and especially the scientific vocabulary, has has heavy latin and greek influence, they have to make up new words from the existing germanic-english vocabulary. For me it kind of reads super viking-ey.
Anyway when you read this article on atomic theory, in Anglish called Uncleftish Beholding, you get this text which kind of reads like a fantasy novel. Like in my mind it feels like it recontextualizes advanced scientific concepts to explain it to a viking audience from ancient times.
Even though you're familiar with the scientific ideas, because it bypasses the normal language we use for these concepts, you get a chance to examine these ideas as if you were a visitor from another civilization - and guess what, it does feel like it's about magic. It has a mythical quality to it, like it feels like a book about magic written during viking times. For me this has the same vibe as reading deep magic lore from a Robert Jordan book.
#off topic#literature#language#linguistics#science#science history#science fiction#fantasy#physics#atomic theory#anglish#chemistry#robert jordan#the wheel of time#uncleftish beholding
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one must imagine sisyphus getting his money up and his pussy up
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"top ten movies about Girlhood" whose girlhood? whose girlhood? what kind of girl are these movies about? answer quickly.
#weirdly enough the fits never seems to be on that list#weirdly enough you also dont tend to see any fat girls in that pretty lil video essay thumbnail#perhaps there will be a Sapphic if youre lucky#what is girlhood? whose girlhood is it? but like. u know whose.#off topic#this was originally gonna be a post abt horror movies i swear but it turns out im annoyed by this in multiple genres#ungodly screeching
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So I think I forgot to post about it here but I'm knitting my own wedding dress.
Edit to add materials: I'm using suri silk alpaca (apparently I'm slightly allergic to mohair?), and glass beads for the silvery and pearl beads.
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Married couple banter, I'm afraid
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Hey guys check out what I got.
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I had a dream where Ekko went back in time to save everyone, and then Viktor and Jayce got married
so I guess those are my expectations for the finale
#off topic#viktor arcane#arcane jayce#arcane#jayvik#jayce x viktor#meme#funny#i am actually crying tbh#ekko#ekko arcane#jayce talis
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patch pant progress ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ)
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WHY IS SHADOW SO CUTE

#I don’t know but his smile makes me cry#sonic movie#sonic movie 3#sonicmovie3spoilers#sonic movie 3 spoilers#sonic spoilers#sonicspoilers#shadow the hedgehog#mystery anon#off topic
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as a reminder, you, yes YOU, are not immune to conspiratorial thought patterns. or generally being manipulated or lied to
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