#Of course he bites

[cicero-the-assassin]

Biting (asking for a friend)

Send in Kinks and My muse will rate them.

Definitely not | No | Not Really | Its Okay | Kinda | Yes | Fuck yes |There goes my pants |

Bonus: Giving | Receiving | Both

“Answering for a friend~ Anything that can combine pain and pleasure and satisfy my oral fixation? I’m always completely game for.”

[egberts]

biting and chomping you so much

[brainworms-all-night-long]

Ooo blue boy is pissed blue boy is pissed

[psalmsofpsychosis]

dogs unleashed;

—in continuation of this collaborative meta on the nature of Batman's relationship with pain.

// mitski - cop car // Emily Skaja, Brute // Batman: Europa // Sally Wen Mao, Mad Honey Symposium // Lingua Ignota, Pennsylvania Furnace //

[solar093-art]

some adventures can get too dangerous... so it's time to summon friends :)

[fumifooms]

Canines

The hand that feeds

Mickbell Tomas & Kuro Dungeon Meshi

^ 1: Ink-the-artist, I will remove my teeth / 2: Margaret Atwood / 3: C.S. Lewis, The Horse and His Boy / 4: Mitski, I’m your man / 5: Ojibwa, I love you like a rotten dog / 6: KotOR II / 7: Stardrop, Everything that’s ever been mine is covered in teeth marks / 8: Sodikken, People Eater / 9: Mitski, I’m your man / 10: maxime., The life and death of a dog / 11: Mitski, I bet on losing dogs / 12: maxime., The life and death of a dog / 13: hun, I did not bite with Malice / 14: C. Michael Davis, Don't Pet the Dragon / 15: Mitski, I’m your man

v 1: Early versions of the myth as in aeschylus orestes / 2: Ink-the-artist, I will not remove my teeth

[ruenii]

i had this idea where Tim has cuteness aggression and is just so bad at conveying it (well not like batman level but you get the point) that sometimes people mistake his cuteness aggression face as a 'im gonna punt you six feet under' face and tim is confused when his brothers or his friends get scared when he just wants to squish em cause they're sososo cute.

his family (except for dick and cass) doesn't know about this so they just think that 'oh god-- oh myfucking gofd-- tim is glaring at me again what the fuck-- what did i do???' and is just scared of what they did to cause tim, THE CALM ONE, to glare at them.

but tim is just:

tim, [on the inside]: awWWWW lOOK AT MY BABY BROTHERS!!! THEY'RE SO CUTE!! I WANNA PAT THEM ON THE HEAD!!! I WANNA SPOIL THEM I WANNA BITE THEIR CHEEKS LOOK AT THEM AWWWEEE I WANNA SQUISH THEM SO HARDD!! NO-- NO THEY WON'T LIKE THAT I HAVE TO STAY CALM!! ENDURE THE URGE TO PINCH THEM!! 🥺🥺

tim, [on the outside]: *glares at them like they just burned his entire supply of coffee and caffeinated drinks and disgust*

duke: did... did i do something--

tim: *clenches his fist*

damian: don't be such a coward, drake, using physical cues to convey your emotions are unbecomi--

tim: *walks out of the room*

duke & damian: ...

duke: oh fuck... did we make his mood even worse?

damian: surely drake hasn't been... affected by that *his body clearly shaking*

dick: don't worry timmy isn't angry at you guys :)

jason: i can hear him screaming what do you mean he isn't angry

dick: he's just... letting out some pent-up frustration..

[jupio]

fancy seein' you here

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pov you have never done a nature/grassy foreground so it takes you >6 hours and several tutorials and then you STILL have to ask your brother bc it looked Over Rendered and you cant work out how to fix it (basically just screenshots of the process)

+ cursed horse

[moonchild-in-blue]

Van Helsing bestie, you're so right. Quincey is indeed the bravest of men.

I will never not find it funny how this random Texan cowboy figured out the whole thing not even 5 minutes in, while cringe fail Dr. Science Malpractice has been there for almost 2 weeks, and will still take some time to believe in understand vampires. Quincey is all man indeed.

[padawansuggest]

Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan, we need to have a talk-

Obi-Wan: *hiding in between a couch and a wall* We don’t!

Qui-Gon: *trying to pull his kid out by the scruff like a kitten* We do.

Obi-Wan: Master Krell had it coming!

Qui-Gon: I’m aware of that.

Obi-Wan: Then what’s wrong?

Qui-Gon: *finally pulls Obi-Wan out and into his lap* Listen, there are certain expectations of Padawans-

Obi-Wan: Oh? So I’m supposed to be subservient because I’m young? Disgusting. That’s Elder talk and I’m not about to-

Qui-Gon: *deep sigh, realizing that one’s not getting them anywhere* Obi-Wan! Obi-Wan, please just listen. Okay, some other species have blood born markers or pathogens that wouldn’t effect them but would poison a human or could infect them for life. Which is why we can’t bite everyone that upsets us.

Obi-Wan: *considering his options carefully, thinking it over* I… am going to take the temple’s biology courses to learn more about this.

Qui-Gon: *not the answer he wanted, but will take it because it contains a level of forethought Obi-Wan hasn’t been showing as of late with his hair-trigger reactions to adults* Good enough.

[copias-juicebox]

tonight’s the night. Happy Halloween everyone.

[schwazombie]

Kidd and Law lying on the couch watching TV and out of nowhere Law says, "Say 'purple burglar alarm'." Kidd (Scotsman) seethes, looks at Law (German) , and says with an unwarrented amount of vitriol, "Squirrel."

[capn-twitchery]

what the fuck do you mean dr schlomo is freud

[ace-and-ranty]

Spinning Silver is also one of my favorite enemies-to-lovers stories, not least of all because it is ACTUAL enemies-to-lovers. None of this watery rivals-to-lovers nonsense. They are trying to kill each other for most of the book and it is DELIGHTFUL.

Second best part is that they are literally just reliving the plot of Pride and Prejudice, this time with fire demons.

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

arctic monkeys on mtv valencia, 2010 (x)

[keets-writing-corner]

Legit obsessed with this moment

Everyone else is injured, tired, covered in blood, their clothes are ripped, and Lucifer's perfectly fine, uninjured, not stained, not tired ass "YOOOO that was a tough battle, I bet everyone is hungry. What do people eat? Pancakes? I can make pancakes WHO WANTS PANCAKES??"

And Charlie's suffering from second hand embarrassment like "Dad... read the room..."

Lucifer sweetie darling I love you A for effort but F for execution