#Octopus!faunus emerald

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Octopus!Faunus Emerald: Denji looking motherfucker!

Shark!Faunus Jaune: Hey Agent Eight, the DJ Octavio called and he wants his soldier back!

Emerald: That the best you could come up with Brucey?

Jaune: I'll make you stick your foot in your mouth for that! And it won't be hard Cephalopod!

Emerald: Why am not surprised the sharpest thing about is your teeth?

Jaune: Did you just call me dimwitted?

Emerald: I mean, I've got more grey matter than you do.

Ruby: Should we stop them?

Nora: Nah, Let it happen.

Jaune: So what? I fancy myself pretty Charismatic, even if you're smarter than I am! that means I don't need to rely on my semblance to get what I want from people!

Emerald: OH, Ow! MY Heart. What a fucking joke. Charisma means jack if you can't back it up.

Jaune: I'll show you how good I am with my tongue!

Emerald: Then Do it, Pussy.

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Nora: And that's how your parents got together!

Topaz Kid:

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Oscar: Someone got kicked out of the aquarium for fighting the fish!

Emerald: *Soaked in water* Maybe the Fish were being dick!

Octopus will sometimes punch fish for seemingly no reason.

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Ciel: Good morning Penny. *Kisses*

Penny: Good morning Ciel!

Ciel: Good morning Jaune. *Kisses*

Jaune: 'morning Honey!

Ciel: And a good morning to you, Weiss. *Kisses*

Weiss: Good Morning dear, I made Coffee just how you like it.

Ciel: *Smiling* Thank you Weiss~

Harbor seals are thought to engage in polygamous mating habits and rituals.

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Jaune: FUCK MY LIVER-

Orcas will hunt sharks specifically for their livers and leave the rest

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Yang: *Punches Jaune in the nose*

Jaune: *Tanks it*

Yang: *Punches Jaune in the side*

Jaune: *Doubles over*

Punching a shark in the nose is not nearly as effective as punching it in the eyes or gills

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Neo: *Preparing food at 4 A.M, using groceries she stole from someone*

Lionfish are skilled hunters, certain species preferring to hunt in the morning.

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Cinder: *Wielding a pair of bloodied scissors* You've gotten much better at not flinching Emerald. It makes it much easier to cut your tentacles, Dear.

Emerald: *Through Gritted teeth* We're going to be working in crowds. I doubt anyone would notice them if they were a little long.

Cinder: The longer they are the more they wriggle with your emotions. This is to keep you from being seen, so you can do your job better. To keep you, and therefore the mission, safe. Understood?

Emerald: *Blinking blood out of her eye* Y-Yes Cinder ...

~Sometime in Vacuo~

Emerald: *Curling Tentacles out of her face* My Hair's getting long again. It should get cut soon.

Nora: Isn't it full of Nerves 'n stuff? Wouldn't that be painful?

Emerald: I mean, Yeah, but it makes them a lot less noticeable. It's why Cinder always had them cut.

The group turns to her, Concerned.

Oscar: Do you want to get them cut? It sounds ... unpleasant.

Emerald: Not really? It hurts like a bitch and you've got to wear clothes you don't mind getting either stained with blood or thrown out.

Ren: ... If you don't want them cut, why would you cut them?

Emerald: Because Cinder-

Emerald: Because ...

Emerald: ...

Emerald: *Tearing up* O-Oh. I get it now.

Oscar: *Rushing to hug Emerald* Hey, Hey you're alright, We're here for you.

Emerald: *Clutching him tightly, fully crying* I know, I know, I'm sorry, it's just- I've- I've never gotten to let them grow out since I met her.

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May I please request possibly more of Ilia x OctopusEmerald?

Oscar: *handing Emerald a plate of breakfast* So ... You and Ilia?

Emerald: I Don't know what you're talking about.

Oscar: *Walks in, slaps Emeralds ass, continues out the front door*

Emerald: *Blushing, tentacles hot pink* YOu are going to say fucking nothing about this.

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Blake: Have a fun night?

Ilia: *Covered in sucker marks, full body blushing* I don't know what you mean.

~last night~

Emerald: *Spooning ilia*

Ilia: *Face stuck with tentacles*

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Doctor: Well Miss Sustrai, all three hearts sound good and Strong.

Emerald: Thank you sir.

Octopi have three hearts, two for their gills/jet system, and one for their body

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Jaune: She can't get us in here!

Nora: It's kinda stuffy in here, can I crack a window?

Jaune: Sure. She certainly can't fit through it if it's only opened a little.

Emerald: *Sliding in through the window* Guess again!

The only hard part of an Octopode's body is its beak. If it can fit it's beak through, it can fit its body through.

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Pietro: If I reroute the Coolant through Gravity Dust pan and its arterial systems - but then I'd need to move the auxillary turbines up which means the casing needs to be redesigned-

Emerald: Put the Coolant through the Turbine casing.

Pietro: What?

Emerald: Design the casing to hold and transfer the coolant itself, rather than having a seperate system - maintenance become more expensice, but less time consuming, as well as only increasing Casing size by a thin margin as compared to having an entire array dedicated to the coolant, as well as being able to attach the Pump system to the Turbine directly like this *She draws overtop of his current design* then you'll be able to remove the pump, or at least shrink it to reduce weight and space.

Pietro: Well I'll be! You've got a good head on your shoulder Girlie.

Emerald: *Still unused to honest compliments* Oh. Uhm. Thank you?

Octopusses have the highest Brain-to-Body mass ratio of all Invertebrates, which is higher than most Vertebrates as well.

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Jaune: HEY EM-

Emerald: *Spits*

Jaune: Gah! My Eyes! Gods, it reeks!

Emerald: I'msorry!I'msorry!I'msorry! I panicked! Here- I'll go get something to clear it off! Please don't kick me out!

Ink is thought to block and impair Olfactory (Scent) nerves, which would affect predators such as sharks that rely greatly on it.

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Ilia: *Skin turns Red*

Emerald: *skin turns red*

Ilia: *Skin turns Yellow*

Emerald: *Skin turns Yellow*

Ilia: *Rainbow flow*

Emerald: *Rainbow flow*

Ilia: Do you like girls?

Emerald: Yes. Are you free tonight?

Ilia: Yes. 6?

Emerald: Sounds good. See you then.

Despite having a singular photoreceptive protein, it appears octopi (And other cephalopod) can see color. this is though to occur through a process called Chromatic Aberration, which would greatly decrease image quality at the expense of Color vision.

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Misc. vs Faunus Misc.

Penny: *Curtsy's* Is there any particular reason you were built like that?

Firefly!faunus Penny: *Unfurling Floating Array* Father had personal reasons, though the one he gave the Miliary was to excuse any Eccentricities.

Penny: That sounds rather discriminatory.

Penny: It is.

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Penny: *Flaring Wings* I am sorry you did not get to experience Life as an organic person for very long.

Penny: *Summoning Swords* I appreciate your condolences. I hope you live your life to the fullest.

Penny: I will. Thank you.

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Oscar: *Extends Long Memory* How does it feel when the Velvet comes off your Antlers?

Deer!faunus Oscar: *Rubbing the base of his antlers* A little pinchy, But mostly I just have to make sure no blood get in my eyes. Or on others.

Oscar: I take it the bandages look bad?

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Oscar: *Pulls Long Memory from his antlers* I envy you. I can't wear normal shirts most of the year, only button ups.

Oscar: *Fixing belts* Yeah, that sounds annoying.

Oscar: You don't know the half of it.

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Emerald: *Twirls Thieve's respite* So ... I'm guessing you have sticky fingers as well?

Octopus!Faunus Emerald: *Flicks tentacle out of face* Hardy Har har. Do you ask all the pretty girls that?

Emerald: Am I like this with everyone?

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Emerald: *Holding jewelry in Tentacles, inspecting it* How's your Mercury doing.

Emerald: *Repeatedly Folding and Unfolding Thieve's respite* He's getting his own legs to stand- dear gods I've been infected.

Emerald: Yeesh. Sounds like you're one foot in the grave- Oh fuck I'm infected to!

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Neo: *Draws Hush, Signing* Now what have we here? A fish out of Water?

Lionfish!Faunus Neo: *Flares Spines, Signing* You think you can Handle me? I'm a hazardous Gem.

Neo: Not unless you're all cut up~

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Neo: *Coating Hush in Venom* We don't need to fight. I have enough Venom for both of us.

Neo: *Bows, tipping Roman's hat* Venom? Such poor form. Do you even know the Thrill of a fight, or do you curl up and let things stomp on you till they die?

Neo: Okay, now it's personal.

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Coco: *Cracks neck* Lookin' good Girlie.

Spider!Faunus Coco: *Adjusts Sunglasses* I don't need all my eyes to see the Gorgeous demon ahead of me.

Coco: Aw, You make me Blush.

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Coco: *Peeks over Glasses* I'm Gonna *Hic* Wreck yer face!

Coco: *Aims Gianduja* Are you Drunk?!?!

Coco: Oh, I shouldn't have had Coffee before this ...