#Obi Wan spoilers

[rottenesttocore]

(Obi-wan series spoiler, I guess? I mean, it's been some time that it was released)

Just a silly one because I forget how to draw, and memes are a safe place.

(Btw, I've a lot of new followers??? Thank you, but I'm bit confused right now).

[darth-memes]

[tossawary]

Watching "Revenge of the Sith" now and I'm fucking cackling at Palpatine's expression as Anakin and Obi-Wan crash Grievous's ship from space onto Coruscant. Palpatine is sitting in the backseat and looking like he's genuinely afraid for his fucking life here. He looks like he's having a crisis. He looks like he's rethinking all of his evil schemes as they fall from orbit. That looks like a "holy shit, I might actually die here with these two Jedi clowns" expression.

There are so many moments in this sequence where Darth Sidious could have died in a freak accident due to random shrapnel or something. I love that shit. I love complicated tragedies being averted by comedies of errors or just stupid errors. The rise of the Empire could have been thwarted by Palpatine tripping over his robes at the wrong moment because he thought himself too clever for an exploding spaceship.

[hayden-christensen]

I see Anakin’s new teaching method is to “do as I say, not as I do.”

AHSOKA - PART SEVEN: DREAMS AND MADNESS (2023) STAR WARS: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES (2002)

[cherryevathings]

[gffa]

"Oh, you have Kenobi's arrogance." "You'll find I have many qualities for you to dislike." #LIKE GRANDMASTER LIKE GRANDPADAWAN #SHE'S STILL DOING OBI-WAN PROUD

[curiously-questing]

ppl who say "toodoloo!!" instead of goodbye are actually such whores. i am Not joking.

[and-loth-cat]

"legacy" oh you mean the disaster lineage

[fellthemarvelous]

Echo appreciation (the one you want on your side when the odds are stacked against you)

[doc-notarealone-salas]

A new challenger has risen

[is-that-sand-in-my-waffles]

“the average Jedi is very bad at staying under the radar” factoid is statistically incorrect. Cal Kestis, who introduces himself by name to every person he meets and is incapable of not using his lightsaber for more than 10 minutes, is an outlier and should not be counted.

[galacticwildfire]

Hey guys, I've gone through and edited the story, added a lot more sweet scenes and tidied somethings up, added probably 1-2k words more average per chapter so feel free to reread before I post the new chapters

Illicit Affairs | Obi-Wan Kenobi

Obi-Wan Kenobi x Amidala!oc

Rhea Amidala meets Obi-Wan Kenobi when he and his master come to her younger sisters aid and he discovers the queen's sister was once a Jedi, expelled from the order for her unwillingness to forgo love and attachment. The two stranded together on Tatooine find common ground despite their differences, and above all a hope within the other for something greater than themselves.

He hopes for her to rejoin the order, while she hopes for him to leave, and both are left reeling from their illicit affair, until ten years later he is once again called to her sister's service and they are catapulted into each other's lives by a war that will set them on the same path of secrecy and tragedy.

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[darth-memes]

[tossawary]

Oh, hm, I properly realized that Obi-Wan never finds out about the Tusken massacre in the prequel trilogy. Now I'm imagining an immediately post-Ep3 scene on Tatooine, in which Owen or Beru is forced to reference it as it relates to other occupational hazards on Tatooine, and Obi-Wan has to be like, "I beg your fucking pardon???"

And they're reluctantly like, "You know, that time that Anakin, your student, came back to Tatooine after his poor mother had been taken by the Sand People? He singlehandedly killed that big group of them down to the last child, dozens of them, and then took off right afterwards. Big mess. It was about four years ago now. Just before the Clone Wars started. Is that, uh, is that normal for you Jedi people, by the way?" And Obi-Wan has to say, "No. No, it is fucking not."

So the Larses are, at least, incredibly relieved. They didn't want that kind of thing to happen around here again and were a little worried about this Kenobi guy starting that up again. Big mess, don't you know? Everyone in their corner of Tatooine heard about it. People a few towns over heard about it. Anakin and that Padmé woman really never said anything?

Obi-Wan, already reeling from Anakin's recent betrayal and suddenly having to re-evaluate the late Padmé's entire character as well, in the flattest tone of voice that anyone has ever used: "No, I can't say that she ever mentioned it. How odd."

[galadrielaaa]

“May I make one request of you both? Stay together. You always did better that way, in my opinion,” Huyang

“We’ll be fine, as long as we stay together,” Obi-wan Kenobi

🥲🫠🔥

+ bonus to make you sadder.

[cherryevathings]