#OUGH me BONES

[starscreamingg]

*through gritted teeth* I love working in the restaurant industry I love working in the restaurant industr

[99-devilz]

no patience for foolish machines... OH NO GABRIEL WATCH OUT

[nat-20s]

I'm SO fucking glad the bi-generation happened before like the very end of the episode bc I LOVE LOVE LOVE 15's dynamic with both himself and Donna!!! I'm so glad him and Donna got to meet and immediately get on like a house on fire!! I love that 15 appeared and the hug per minute ratio immediately doubled. I love you 15 I love you 15 I love YOU 15!!!!!!!!

[looking-to-rattle-the-stars]

and if i said Harrow making soup in HTN

(i haven’t actually read that part of the book yet only heard about it)

[cognitosclowns]

I wanna fall asleep with these freaks 💓🥺

I am the eepiest sleepiest little guy of all time and this activated a Worm in my Brain so this is gonna get SO LONG AMSDNAMSND

sfw!! just snuggles and soft things

Reagan

Not extremely cuddly? She likes her personal space!

That doesn't mean she never wants cuddles, she's just gotta be in a particular Mood for it!

Most nights, she wants to be kinda,, gently curled into your arm?? just a loose grip around it w/ her own, cheek resting on your bicep.

She talks in her sleep, but it's very quiet. Usually it's just her going through her schedule for tmrw (does she?? dream of work in her sleep???), but occasionally, you'll hear her mumbling about how much she loves you <333

Yes, it's just as cute as it sounds. She has no memory of it in the morning, but if you bring it up, she'll get this flustered little Half-Smile alllll morning <3

She falls asleep so fast. if you wanna be cute w/ her while cozied in bed I'm so sorry, the second she feels Safe and Warm and Cozy in your vicinity she's passing out for 4-12 hours ✨✌🏻

It's alright, you know she needs her rest <3 besides, that just opens up options for you two to be soft and shmoopy in the morning

Brett

Unsurprisingly, the cuddliest guy of all time. He would be inside your ribcage if the opportunity was provided KJASDKASJD

He really likes?? laying on your chest and stomach?? he likes to be significantly further down. occasionally you'll just,, barely see his hair and the top of his forehead peaking out from the covers from how low he gets

it's just so comfy! he likes The Noises and Warmth and Vague Suffocation that comes w/ sleeping w/ his head under the covers, resting against your torso <3

He smiles so much in his sleep. you didn't think ppl did that outside of movies, but he totally does <3 usually only when he's having a particularly good dream.

OH ALSO HIS BED IS SO FUCKING COZY

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS MAN DOESN'T QUILT. HE HAS SO MANY BEAUTIFUL HAND-MADE QUILTS AND BLANKETS AND KNITTED SHIT IN HIS BED. I hope you like being cozy bc you're gonna be The Coziest Of All Time.

He also sleeps with stuffed animals! He always did as a child bc his treehouse was always cold as hell, and the habit just stayed with him!

they're so well-kept and soft all these years later <3 usually he just keeps them at the foot of the bed, bc it makes him feel safe to, but occasionally he'll bring a couple up for you two to snuggle <3 You Are Never Too Old To Snuggle A Stuffed Bear Don't Like To Yourself.

Andre

A Nightmare (affectionate)

not only is his sleep schedule Entirely Batshit, but he has so much trouble falling asleep. expect lots of tossing and turning

he does settle a lot thought when you hold him!! Don't hold too close, he still needs to squirm a lot to actually fall asleep

You're also the only person that he gets a full nights sleep with <3 he usually ends up waking up in the night, his mind starts working on smth, and he doesn't go back to sleep <3 but with you, it's almost instantaneous.

A little Jump, a bit of squirming to get into a comfortable position, and then off to seeb again <3 it's nice to see just how safe he feels around you <3

Expect plenty of early morning/late night convos <3 hell even middle of the night convos, where he hasn't realised that he fell asleep and instantly hops back into Whatever He Was

He also has such a habit of. Continuing Conversations From His Dream. like he'll just grab your arm and start talking about Yes I'm Sure If We Distilled It Enough We Could Make Whiskey Out Of Lighter Fluid Myc before passing out cold MASNFASMFJ

TLDR. squirmy silly man, but also enjoyable to seeb with.

Gigi

OUGHEEEEEEEEAWBABWBAGOURGHR <- experiencing wife fevers

SO COZY HOLY SHIT

I refuse to believe she doesn't have a Big Comfy Bed. Silk covers, big thick duvet, more pillows that she knows what to do with. The bed is 3 times the size of her so when you catch her snuggled up in bed she truly just looks like those photos of Very Small Puppies in Very Large Beds MNASDMASND

So cuddly <3 you wouldn't expect it, since she makes a point of being seen as very Untouchable and Independent, but she loves to be held.

Her ideal state is nuzzled under your chin, feeling your pulse through your neck <333 a leg hooked around yours to make sure you're nice and close.

She takes a while to fall asleep, so she likes to go to bed early! Feel free to join her at any time, she'll just be dozing <3

If you do join her when she goes to bed, expect some,, very soft, lovey-dovey moments. she looks utterly adorable, all bundled up in her cozy little slightly-too-poofy nightgown and eye mask.

She Deserves 1000000 Cheek Smooches Or Else You Shall Die Of Love Disease <- her favourite part of the night. she will start giggling the moment she feels your lips on her cheeks and neck.

kisses her 1000. she's the most

Myc

HE OWNS A WATERBED I KNOW THIS FUCKING MAN OWNS A WATERBED

A FREEFLOW WATERBED TOO. NO SUPPORT IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE FLOATING.

It's actually pretty comfortable after you get used to it. you see the appeal, it's kinda got that Sensory Deprivation Tank feeling of weightless floating <3

Expect to be utterly Mummified in tentacles AKSDJASKJ

He insists that it's so that you don't go tossing and turning in your sleep and knock his ass off the bed but. You See Through His Lies You Understand. You See The Jackassery At Play Here.

OUGHEEE he has such a habit of like. swirling his tentacles gently around your skin. Not necessarily stroking back and forth, moreso massaging? if you have any knots in your back, thighs, or arms, they're gonna be gone by morning.

Fairly quiet? That doesn't mean silent though, he absolutely talks while you two drift off to sleep, but it's all in very quiet tones. A Little Shit, But Lovingly. (you may. gently have to bop him on the head and tell him to Shut The Hell Up Its 3 Am Goddamn Not Everyone's Job Is Just Sitting Around Getting Jacked Off MANSDMASNDMANSDMN)

Glenn

He snores like a foghorn I'm so sorry. the old man of all time

If you can look past that though, he's so fucking delightful to sleep with <33 most especially bc he loves when you lay on him

he says smth about how it Helps Unfuck His Back, but you're at least 45% sure that that isn't the main reason

(and you're right, it isn't <3 he just loves feeling your weight on him)

He loves just,, leaving a hand against your back, running up and down as you settle in to sleep <33 before leaving it to rest on the small of your back <33 love is so real and true.

his tail wags in his sleep

HIS TAIL WAGS IN HIS SLEEP

HIS TAIL WAGS IN HIS SLEEP

You'll see this most when he's sleeping on his stomach, bc when he's on his back his tail can't move, and on his side Everything Hurts At All Times KAJDKASJ

You'll see it squirm around the most when you're touching him <3 if you run your hands through his hair, or trace patterns on his back that things gonna be WHIPPING like a wheatstalk in a hurricane.

^ this also applies to. early morning and late night cuddles. in the morning its more of a,, slow waggle? like you'll just see it gently twitching under the bed, while you place kisses on his cheek BAWBBABWBABW <- if I talk about his tail any more we'll never be done

just the guy of all time <3 go sleep with that old man go do it go do it now go go go go g

JR

Let Him Sleep On The Booba

Truly he sleeps best with his face buried in your chest. what can he say, it's cozy as hell.

his ideal state is being Unconscious. A Coma. Laying horizontally being fed nutrients through a tube. He will nap on you at any possible moment

It's one of the time's he feels Truly Safe? Like he's constantly having to run around doing what the Shadow Board wants, doing what Rand wants, etc. Sometimes You Just Need A Little Nap With Your Partner To Be Okay Again

He IS freezing cold I refuse to believe otherwise. he runs Ice Cold and it takes him 15 minutes to warm up. feels a bit like cuddling a corpse until your body heat brings him back to Human Levels Of Warmth.

The things we do for love smh MNSFGKFAJSFGKSDJ

stupid rich expensive bed. imported silk sheets. mathematically optimised mattress designed in a lab to give him The Best Sleep Possible. he's rich enough to buy several countries, he might as well put it to use.

Alpha-Beta

OUGHEEEEEEEEAWBABWBAGOURGHR <- experiencing wife fevers part 2

He's such a heavy sleeper MY GOD. If you couldn't hear his internal systems whirring and clicking you'd think he was dead KJDSAKFJASDKFJDSA

It isn't really his fault - his 'sleep cycle' likes to be done in one solid stretch, to avoid file corruption, which means. His body just,, won't wake him up unless it senses Active Danger to himself or you.

It's fine! He'll wake up if the house is on fire. Probably.

'aww you're such an old man <3' <- he's going to push you into a woodchipper AKSGJSAKDJFKSDFGJ

He's so warm and cozy <3

Upside, personal heater during the winter. Downside, summer is hell for both of you (Upside, he sleeps mostly naked in summer to avoid Dying of Death Disease)

Hold him <3 hold him he won't ask but he loves being held, even more than he loves holding you (which is. Saying Something). The second he feels your arms wrap around him, maybe one of your hands gently fussing with his hair? Out like a light <3 its sweet, all those unspoken ways that shows how much he loves you <3

ABWBABWBAB I swear I did an ask like this before but. I don't care this was so cute. If you have any additions, go nuts!

[that-wizard-oki]

*falls to my knee's* what if Malory was Knighted the same day that King Art & Gwen got married.

[set-phasers-to-whump]

i know, you know

prompt: equipment failure

whumpee: illya kuryakin

fandom: the man from uncle

hiii i will be honest with yall this is not my best work but so it goes. maybe you will enjoy regardless. who can say. (title from the psych theme song lol cause it kinda works and i could not think of anything better)

The zipline has been stretched between the roof of the building they’re currently on and the roof of another, significantly shorter, building which is quite far away. Beneath it is only the street, no minefield, which Illya supposes is rather nice, given his track record with these things. 

Although he’s not sure the street is actually any better. Not that he’s going to fall this time. He and Gaby and Solo are partners now, and they’re not going to leave him stranded halfway through. They’re not going to force him to drop into the middle of the Wall. 

“Line’s secured,” Solo says. “Be my guest.”

He’s speaking to Illya, and Illya knows why he’s doing this. It makes him feel quite warm, actually. Solo’s little gesture of, I won’t even give myself the chance to do to you now what I did to you before. It’s nice. It shouldn’t be, probably, but it is. 

He grabs hold of the handle and jumps. 

He hasn’t been on many of these things before. They are not the most common piece of equipment in a spy’s arsenal, and they’re rarely actually useful. So it’s not immediately clear to him whether the thing is supposed to be making this weird noise, whether it’s supposed to be moving this much. 

Around halfway through, he gets his answer. The line just snaps, and then he’s falling, still holding onto the handle. 

It’s not a terribly long fall, but it’s likely two stories. He tries to land as best as he can, except his leg gets caught under him and he feels something in his ankle snap. 

He loses just a second of time, then. A second of hot pain and shock at what’s just happened. And then it passes, and he becomes himself again. 

He needs to get out of here. They hadn’t been using this zipline for nothing, and he hardly thinks his fall from the sky will have escaped notice, even in the dark. 

He pushes himself to his feet, takes a steadying breath as he puts weight onto his definitely broken ankle, and begins to run. 

He arrives at the rendezvous point later than he should have done. He’d tried not to pay any attention to the pain pulsing through his entire leg, but he supposes he might not have been entirely successful. In any case, Solo and Gaby are already there, looking entirely too worried for Illya’s liking.

“What happened?” he asks, settling down onto the park bench beside them. It feels so good to get the weight off his ankle that he almost wishes he’d stayed standing. He doesn’t want to convince his body to get back up later. 

“I don’t—I don’t know,” Solo says, and his voice is all wrong and Illya does not like it. “It shouldn’t’ve done that. Obviously,” he adds, laughs humorlessly. “I don’t know what happened. God, I’m sorry. Are you—are you alright?” 

“I am fine. Was there any trouble on way here?”

“No,” Gaby says. “But you’re not fine. I saw you limping, and your hands are all bloody.”

He looks down, notices for the first time his own red, raw palms. They sting, he notes. He hadn’t felt that before, but now he does. 

“I think,” he begins, and he very carefully does not look at either of them as he speaks, “that my ankle was broken. It will be fine.”

Solo lets out a low breath and it sounds like he’s hurt, although Illya knows he isn’t. 

“We need…we need a doctor,” Gaby says. “Right?”

Illya shakes his head. “No doctors. Not good for mission. It will be fine. I will make splint, and we will be back in London tomorrow.”

“Are you sure?” Gaby asks. “You’re really sure it will be fine?”

“Yes,” Illya replies. He doesn’t want to feel annoyed, but he is, just a bit. He’s been hurt worse, and they all know it. A broken ankle is hardly anything to be concerned about, in the grand scheme of things. 

Something of this sentiment must read on either his voice or his face, because Solo says, very quietly, “I’m sorry. You have every right to be angry, and I—I don’t know what I can do to make it up to you, if I can make it up to you, but—”

It is at this point that Illya cuts him off, his slight irritation completely replaced by confusion. “Why would I be angry with you?”

“It was my zipline.”

“And? You did not break it.”

“Yes, but…”

“He’s right, you know,” Gaby chimes in. “It’s hardly your fault if the CIA gave you broken equipment.”

Solo falls silent. But only for a few seconds. “When you fell—” he starts, but doesn’t continue. 

“It was really scary,” Gaby keeps going for him. “It was a long way, and we couldn’t do anything, and then you hit the ground and you didn’t move and we thought… But then you got up and we ran downstairs, only you’d already left and so we came here.” Her words are spoken all in a rush, and they make a strange feeling swell up in Illya’s chest. 

“I’m sorry,” he says. “I did not mean to worry you.”

“Hardly your fault,” Solo says, turning the argument against Illya, now. “Just…we’re glad you’re alright. Relatively speaking.”

“Yeah,” Gaby chimes in. “Now come on. It’s not far to the safehouse, and you had better not think we will let you fix yourself up alone.”

He hadn’t expected to be allowed this. He knows them too well, knows their routines and is familiar with—even likes, though he’d be loath to admit it—the methods they’ve devised to care for each other. 

“I know you will not,” he says, and he thinks that he does not do a very good job of stopping the fondness from bleeding into his voice. 

It hardly matters, anyway. Not when they all stand up and his partners move to either side of him, supporting him easily. Not when he knows they can feel the way he relaxes against them, the way he trusts them, is at ease with them. 

They all know.

thanks for reading! love ya <33

[stealingyourbones]

Beetlejuice and Beetlejuice 2 are running around in my brain rampant like gerbils on wheels

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

So I was reading articles about John Hurt (as I do when I procrastinate on life in general lol) and I saw a still shot of a movie I’ve never seen still shots of before; so I looked it up. It’s a play. I was worried I wouldn’t find it in full online; but I did, so here it is in all its glory:

He’s just… ugh I want to gently hold his face in my hands he’s just so sad and lonely with his weepy voice and eye bags. I couldn’t process half of what he said but I think this is a warning about always speed-running through life to get to the next good thing. We should appreciate the moment; because in the end, we’ll have nothing at all but our memories. If we rush through life, we won’t have any memories to keep us warm at night when the chill of death creeps up on us in our old age.

Also, spool, spooooooooooollll…….

spoooooooooooooooooooooolllllll [cackles in mentally unstable]

@kaleidoscopr @theindo @possessedbydevils @randomtwospirit

[jijimachu]

I don’t know if u saw it (tumblr being tumblr) but I drew something for u for artfight! If u wanna look at it :3

I must have missed the notification! Hold on I’ll check it out right now

[starrspice]

Somehow

My apple pencil fell out of my bag when i got gas this morning

Stopped by the gas station on the way home to find it by the very pump i got gas at. It had clearly been run over a couple of times

BUT IT STILL WORKS

and ive already ordered replacement tips, a cap, and a case!

[sp1derc1der]

I finished a picture after 2 days, 43 layers, multiple hours of drawing every individual scale, a few Wendigoon videos, and trying to do a good Haxorus skull. With that, I present to you Dragon!Ghetsis fanart!!

“The Baron of Bloodshed sits in his cruel mockery of a palace, waiting for the next peasant to succumb to his claws.”

[operation-blackout]

to people with club penguin aces, what different aces for different things do you have & what do they extend to? such as og mission psa ace, ace from ds elite penguin force, so on and so fourth

for example decker is the ds epf ace, and unnamed is op:blackout ace. and i also have a psa ace in the works

[cherub-investigation0802]

So I saw a post about fat people blah blah sexualization blah insecurities and projection, so some nights ago I was ovethinking and thought "No cause, someone has to have a skinny people fetish? right?"

[attractthecrows]

Dr. Warthrop: Will Henry I am going to hold you to my chest and bathe your hands in hot acid and then chop one of your fingers off. because I love you and you're the only thing keeping me human

Will Henry: yes sir. thank you sir. I love you too sir

Dr. Warthrop: I never said that

[eastgaysian]

this is the new fella for wotr btw. game is somewhat lacking in rping options for weird old men or a guy who might just be acting like a weird old man for laffs. 1/5 stars