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yeah, and who do ya think knocked em out
#Can't think of a good caption- and i didn't wanna quote the whole thing 😔#but also i cant leave it without a caption! or it looks naked! lOlol#I messed with the saturation on this one a bit because i'm too aware of how pale my art is once i see it on another screen OTL#so now im just hoping its not /too/ saturated#but i guess i'll just die on this hill for now#tgwdlm#the guy who didn’t like musicals#ted spankoffski#charlotte sweetly#Sam sweetly#kind of#does that tiny speck of him count?#also this is another case where i feel like i should have just left it as line art#i think my lineart always looks better then the finished thing grr#but i cannot stop myself from coloring ever#its like a curse
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Marco NSFW ABC headcanons
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He's attentive and sweet about cleaning you up but he really isn't a fan of pillow talk. He wants to sit quietly in the peace of post orgasm and stare out the window maybe have a rare smoke. He'll cuddle you if you ask and are quiet about it.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He likes his legs. And his chest. And his wings.
He'll lie and say he's a tits man but what he really likes is his partner's face.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
It's vaguely sweet since he eats a lot of fruit and he likes coming on your thighs and stomach
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Doesn't really have any. He's private about his sex life compared to a lot of other guys because he doesn't brag but he doesn't really feel shame about his sexual desires. I do think he'd be a little ashamed of having a partner much younger than him in a relationship. He doesn't want people to think he's taking advantage of you, even if he does find your ingenue vibe very attractive
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Very experienced but you don't know it until you get him into bed. He doesn't like to brag. His previous conquests will do that for him
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He likes it when you're on your back on the bed or the desk or the counter and hes standing up
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Slightly more to the goofy side, simply as a way to defuse the tension. He likes to make his partner feel comfortable. He also just doesn't take stuff too seriously.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He doesn't have a lot of body hair and his bush kinda matches his head hair and looks like an upside down palm tree. Don't laugh at it he'll get cranky
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He tends to have more casual sex than actual relationships, and he's not really a super romantic guy either. I think his love language is quality time. Anyway I think he's a good lover he's just not very intimate or romantic about it usually. I think the intimacy is more something that evolves naturally from when he keeps coming back if I'm making sense
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Usually does it in the shower because it's the most reliable time and place that he gets left alone. Somebody's always asking him to reattach their pinky or look at their weird rash on this ship
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Brat tamer. He likes a little challenge to his authority. And an excuse to punish.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
The bedroom is a classic but due to aforementioned vying for his time anywhere with a lock on the door is his preference. Some people on this ship don't know how to knock.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He really likes it when you get dressed up all nice for him. He likes a little insubordination too.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He's not into any serious edgeplay where he has to be super careful about managing your safety- breathplay, suspension, knife or gunplay, cutting or whipping, stuff like that. He also hates if you do something just cause it gets him off. It's important to him that you're just as into it.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Eats pussy absolutely spectacularly and enjoys it, it's an open secret among the nurses who absolutely take advantage. Can appreciate a good blowjob as a quick and easy way to get off but he doesn't like to suck dick very much himself.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.
Tends toward hard and steady but a little on the slow side. He likes to take his time with good things in life.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Like I said he likes to take his time, so he's not huge into quickies. But if a partner initiates one he's not going to say no.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He doesn't like super risky kink where he genuinely has to worry about harming you. However he does like making you struggle to be quiet so you don't get caught. He's pretty game to experiment otherwise though.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Can last a good while but he's too old cum more than once an hour these days.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He's got one or two, a Fleshlight and maybe a vibrator or dildo. He usually uses them on himself but if a partner shows interest he'll use them on you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Definitely a bit of a tease. He likes taking his time and making a partner beg for it before finally giving it to them. But he can also be pretty giving and indulgent it honestly depends on his mood.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's a pretty quiet guy naturally. He'll grunt and moan softly and swear a little. But he's not usually very loud or talkative.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Generally a top, and was pretty strict about it when he was younger but he loosened up a bit as he got older. Now he'll bottom very occasionally if he's in the mood for it and it's pretty spectacular.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He's got chicken legs despite them being his strongest body part. He shaves his chest hair so his tattoo is visible. Respectably average dick. Uncircumcised. Used to have a tan line from his stupid anklet. Still has a sandals tan.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Pretty average. It's not high but it'll keep you satisfied.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
One of those weird guys who doesn't get sleepy after sex. He likes to just sit quietly and stare out the window. He prefers a partner that falls asleep immediately because then he gets his peace and quiet. And he likes to watch his partner sleep because he thinks it's cute.
#i cannot find the person who made this template OTL#searching tumblr is useless#and duckduckgo has gone to shit#mine#one piece smut#marco the phoenix#marco the phoenix smut#headcanons#these are honestly so fun to write#anyway i have specific marco opinions#i used to think he was so ugly#but somewhere along the line i got the one piece brainworms#that make you lust over the ugliest man imaginable#its his mature experience vibes#theyre hot okay#im still not as gone as the girlies who wanna fuck bugggy#no shade#marco x reader#marco the phoenix x reader#my writing#reader insert#x reader
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this is so…… u guys couldnt be bothered to just write and record descriptions for the blind before this …….. ??????? were the audio guides that bad previously ???????? i do Not trust an ai to accurately convey these paintings when you have like . professional art curators and historians probably literally in ur employ who would do a better job ???????
#jordan talks#sorry i saw an ad for this and im just like#rijksmuseum……. disappointed in u and u have some of my favorite paintings 😔😔😔#just feels kinda……. like u dont care actually about blind peoples experience bc u just let an ai do all that#after the nightwatch restoration u could just not touch ai again ok#that was maybe a fine use of it this isny#i have to wonder if the descriptions are any good.#do it like the louvre and get some tactile shit up in there#have u double checked these descriptions ? why not just write them to begun with its still that much work OTL#all i can find on this is promotional material and no reviews of whether it is genuinely helpful or not#any dutch people willing to sus this out for me …… i cannot afford a ticket to the netherlands#alternatively any european who feels like taking a little road trip.#i will pay u in cool facts about dutch baroque art.#guys we dont need to rb this i have no way to check whether the descriptions are good or not
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UAGH!!! WIZARD GAME!!!! AAAAAAAAA
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if anyone has any good angsty purple autism turtle fanfiction please send it 2 me I require food
#noodle talks#not art#i have that specific type of paranoia that tells me that if i get an ao3 account im a terrible person so i cannot get it myself oTL
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side effect of the multitude of me tal illnesses i have is almost constantly having a internal monolog like im the main character of some shitty slice of life manga. which like legit sucks because it puts me in an endless loop of having to remind myself im a real person that exists in reality ans then being like Haha buf thats what they all say :) and then having to hit myself over the heaad with a brick or something
#its so o_o#shit is so dire like genuinely. i only feel like a human maybe. idk. 25% of the week#and it of course gets worse when shit in mh life gets worse because my copium is. to read. ao#im so normal and well adjusted <-it cannot stop experiencing realitly as if they are just a reader witnessing a story and everyone around#it are fictional characters#oTL#anyways this is why i hate kim d/ok/ja he is too much. like me#which isnt good for my health.
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I feel like most of the vbs songs would be bangers instead of flops if akitos voice actor could actually rap. and beatbox
#like i love akito... hes my icon laterally#and i love his voice espically when he sings#but he cannot rap for shit especially if the bpm is high#poor touyas va hes forced to rap for all 3 of them#jiena and akina (an and kohane) are decent at rapping. especially akina (kohane) but theyre still learning u can tell#no one can beat touyas hyp mic rapping skills#im talking abt their originals not their covers btw#also YES im atill mad that they specifically said akitos special talent is beatboxing and they have not shown that to us#i know its bc his va cant do it well i just have a feeling OTL#thats why theyre trying to avoid that akfjsjdjs
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blacked out and started writing a fic with miguel where he and reader talk abt having kids one day. HUH
#i took a break from stuckage… for fluff….. WHO AM I ?????#he might…. he might make it on my very short list of potential fathers OTL#i think rn its just uhm kratos and bkg actually 🧍🏼♀️LOL#im sure there are more than that i just. cannot think of them rn bye#and like. i Do Not want kids. ever. everrrrrr. so im losing my mind for this man
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Im not sure how people can read multiple books at a time.... It feels.....wrong.....
#floyd.txt#to be fair im just like this with everything ever or whatever#i need to finish this one OTL and get to others...i cannot drop a book. not one this short.
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Fantastics vs Kid Phenomenon - TurquoiseSun & PinkPurpleMoon
#fantastics from exile tribe#fantastics#kid phenomenon#kid phenomenon from exile tribe#jr exile#jpop#so fun!!! so groovy!!!!#i cannot make any gifs or anything rn bc im at work but everyone watch the new fanta vs kidphe mv!!!#all the fanta and kidphe interactions are so cuteeee i didnt realize kidphe were so much shorter than fanta wwww its cute#i really like the fighting game part!!!!#i should probably learn more about kidphe so i can support them during bot but all i know rn is they are sOOO YOUNG OTL
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wow i love having insomnia for 2 days then catching a red eye flight 😀
#im tall and thic and have chronic pain. i cannot sleep on planes#plus time difference rn its like 3am for meeeeeeeee rn#i want to take my skeleton out and beat it up a bit rn#talk tag#at least the uber to my parents house was a deec price (my parents will never pick me up from airport lmao OTL)
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I think I'm getting SICK
#feelimg VIOLENCE#i feel the same way my friend did when he was getting sick last week 😒😒😒#I HAVE ASSIGNMENT DUE SOON 😭😭😭😭#i cannot THINK#im probably going BACK to sleep soon OTL ive slept all day
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mmmmm ok disclaimer is i suck at likenesses but i just made ok taecyeon look like a character on the cover of a how to draw manga book and idk how bc i dont even draw like that anymore 😭😭
#i did like 3 not super good portraits of won ji-an before that#they werent great but it was at least in my style lmfao#anyways. im tracing. i dont care .#i need to trace to get use to facial features first i cannot freestyle off the bat#jordan talks#this is why i stay away from live action fanart learning a face takes too long OTL
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cannot stop thinking about azul jorking it like him arching his back and thrusting into his hand and AAHHHHH (im ovulating)
AAAAAAAAA OTL OTL
Masturbating all while he’s texting you about the most boring topic ever (he’s down bad and also has no rizz). Maybe you’re thanking him for the study guide he made for you or you’re asking about the upcoming exam or he’s letting you rant about a professor who annoys you. Whatever the case, he has his hand wrapped tightly around his cock and he’s leaning back in his chair in the VIP room, pumping himself to your every message. His imagination fills in the cavernous gaps.
>:) breathing heavily, his eyes glazed over, the softest of groans and whimpers slipping from parted lips!!!!!! Wishing his hand was your hole… oh, he’s definitely buying an onahole so that he can have more vivid fantasies. <3
TEARS IN HIS EYES AND EVERYTHING……. he makes such a mess when he finishes. The post-nut clarity is brutal, but in the moment he’s never felt more relieved.
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You cannot deny it no longer. Leona is your favorite 😏
[Referencing this post! (I think? Because I got this ask not too long after that post went live 😅 but could also be referencing this post!)]
(Disclaimer: the image above is NOT mine; it’s a friend’s nui. Thought I should clarify, lol)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN… All because I wrote ONE analysis and some friends bullied me In October??? 😭 After an event where he was plastered everywhere and played a pretty prominent role in it??? Is it not obvious that I would write about him and praise him??? Like I did with SEBEK (that I wrote an even longer analysis on)…
I’m not in denial, IM JUsT DOING WhAt I USuALLY DO AFTER aN EVENT??? OTL HOW DOES th-5AT MAke L*ONA MY NeW FAVORitE…
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#Leona Kingscholar#NOT L*ONA ROT#notes from the writing raven#Sebek Zigvolt
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Okay
Im posting my findings at the request of @luizastarry
I JUST
You guys have seen Green's latest vid right??
(Title: REACTING to my FRIENDS having FUN without ME)
I watched it and, depressing vibe aside, I recognized the beats of the music in the video.
THE BEATS. ARE SO SIMILAR TO THE SOUND IN BOB'S ALWAYS THERE ACTUAL SHORT.
HERE
SEE THE COLORS TOO. AND IN GREEN'S VID AS THE GANG WERE FLYING, THERE WERE CHANGING COLORS.
AM I INSANE
I KNOW IT'S TWO BEATS AND THEY COULD HAVE BEEN RAVING LIKE THAT TIME GREEN DID A RAVE BUT TO ME IT FELT SIMILAR TO THE MUSIC BEATS IN THE VIDEO.
I canNOT BELIEVE THAT WE (SUPPOSEDLY) GOT A TEASER OF THIS ARC FROM A DAMN BOB SHORT
(Also in the next scenes after this, you'll see Blue chasing a runaway Chrome. Either that scene is from post arc or it's just a different time they're playing basketball)
STILL.
I jusT.
I don't know what to do with myself now
Why arc
Why Green
Why Bob OTL
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