#ORIGINAL SPIDERS GEORG???

[galahadwilder]

“Average Parisian falls in love with Marinette Dupain-Cheng 3 times per year” factoid actually just statistical error. Average Parisian only falls in love with Marinette once. Face-Blindness Adrien, who cannot tell the difference between her identities and falls in love with 6 Marinettes per day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[evorathesylvurr]

"average City dweller has a lot of trauma" factoid actualy just statistical error. average City dweller has 1 trauma (living in the City). Trauma Robot and Friends, who live in library & have over 10,000 trauma, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[alefalf]

"average mcu movie says fuck 3.52941176 times" factoid actually just statistical error. average mcu movie says fuck 0 times. Deadpool Thre, which is rated R and says fuck 119 times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[smorp-a-dorp]

“Average country has a population of 50% lesbians” is actually just statistical error. The average country has a population of 1.5% lesbians. Lesbians America, which just made an executive order that accidentally legally classified all of their citizens as female, thus making their population almost 100% lesbians, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[felixcloud6288]

One of my professors decided to stress the importance of research and citing sources when doing research by constantly asking why something was true. At one point, they asked why is the human genome 3 billion base pairs long. Is it possible we have more or less and than that and the people tested were just statistical outliers, and I just...

"'average person's genome is 3 billion base-pairs long' factoid actually just statistical error. average person's genome is 5 base-pairs long. Slime Georg, who has assimilated genetic matter since time immemorial and who's genome sequence is 2.4 x 10^19 base-pairs long, is an outlier and should not have been counted."

[not-equippedforthis]

'average starfleet officer requires new uniform shipment three times a week' factoid actually just statistical error. average starfleet officer requires new uniform once a year. james t kirk of the starship enterprise

[rockpaperscissuhs]

"average paratrooper commits 3 war crimes a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average paratrooper commits 0 war crimes per year.

War Crimes Georg, who commits over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[quarks-pussy]

"average starfleet officer makes 3 babies with aliens in their life" factoid actualy just statistical error. average starfleet officer makes 0 babies with aliens in their life. Trip Tucker, who lives on the nx-01 (due to being alive) & makes over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[the-lincyclopedia]

My partner loves the Spiders Georg meme and references it a lot, and honestly it's super helpful for me as a person who struggles with perfectionism. I often feel like I'm doing the bare minimum, but my partner helps me see that actually I'm generally trying to live up to an unachievable Platonic ideal I invented in my head of the perfect activist or intellectual or friend or writer or whatever. When he makes up a Spiders Georg reference that's relevant to me, he tends to use me as the Georg to indicate that actually I'm far exceeding the average (like, "The 'Average American goes to one protest per month' factoid is a statistical error. Protests Georg, who has been to three protests this week, is an outlier and should not have been counted" on a week when I'd been to three protests and was feeling guilty for not going to a fourth). It's a really helpful way to recontextualize what I'm doing and how I compare to the average person--not that I should try to be average, but just to recognize that I'm not failing at times when I'm not living up to the Platonic ideal in my head. Long live Spiders Georg.

[xstick-noodlesx]

“average pharaoh gets stabbed 3 times" factoid actualy just statistical error. average pharaoh gets stabbed 0 times. Ahkmenrah Georg, who lives in tomb & got stabbed over 73 times by brother, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

@throwawayqueensstuff

[titiro]

“average hermit gets 3 Zedvancements an episode” actualy just statistical error. average hermit gets 0 Zedvancements per episode. Zedvancements Zedaph, who lives in hole and gets over 78 each episode, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[irate-iguana]

“Esmer’s cats bite them an average of 10 times per day” factoid actually just statistical error. All of my past cats bit me 0 times most days. Bites Bingley, the 8 month old orange kitten who views me as her personal chew toy, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[catdemonkaid]

"Any 1 stone can kill 2 birds" actually just statistical error. Chicxulub Georg, who impacted the Earth and caused a mass extinction of many bird and bird ancestor species, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

[peanutbutterandawesome]

We've had a single 2025 in the multi-billion year history of the world, and now you expect me to believe we're having another one?

Nice try buddy, but do you have any idea how statistically unlikely that is?

I ain't buying it.

[necromancy-savant]

So the internet won't just let me watch The Sound of Music (1965). It has to be difficult. Just like the rest of my entire life