#OOOOH COOL

[floralstorms]

@quiznak-ofgrayskull

Hand Painted Cosmo Dice // URWizards

[zinjanthropusboisei]

If you have ever been tempted by a Paleozoic Pal, like a a stuffed trilobite or a full size eurypterid body pillow, now's the time to buy one, before they and a really lovely little museum are gone for good 😭😭😭

[umesakus]

i’m thinking of a specific version of sugar baby/house husband satoru who’s the type to sit on a floatie in the pool and stroke his dick, not caring if the stuck-up neighbors hear him. he walks around in his boxers and slippers—maybe a flimsy button-up that’s not closed or covering anything at all. he goes out and checks the mail or walks the dog with a soda in his hand and waves at people with a weird smile on his face as if they don’t know what it sounds like when he gets himself off (or when he gets you off)

he flirts with meemaws at the grocery store at 10am (if he gets up that early) because they all think he’s big and strong and handsome when he gets heavy or high items down from the shelf for them. he sits in his underwear at the computer and plays video games with foreign teenagers online.

he goes out shopping and tries on like 80 different outfits (including strange hats/skirts/dresses/etc.) and takes a bajillion photos, some of which he sends to you. catfishes creepy guys online and argues with people on reddit for fun.

he decides to paint the mailbox weird colors or work on a scrapbook he plans to give you one day. doordashes ice cream and laundry detergent because he forgot to get some at the store (and he was craving sweets). he lets the neighbor girls play with his hair and put makeup on him before someone sees and says “don’t play with that man, he’s weird,” but he would never do anything to them. burns a batch of cookies because his foreign online gaming bff braxton from california said he needed him for a last-minute raid.

he puts on a random dress from the closet and dances weirdly around the house to loud music while he cleans up the mess he mostly made. stands in the middle of the living room and rubs one out to a photo of you because he just had the sudden urge (and now he has another mess to clean up). has to set a timer to make sure to start thawing the chicken early for dinner because he started a new drama show and keeps forgetting, and you’re starving when you come home.

does any of that on a given day but when you ask him what he does while you’re at work he just says:

[h-a-unted]

From Valorie Curry's Instagram

[dykesynthezoid]

I want to turn him into an oil painting like you wouldn’t believe

[itz-pandora]

Doodle of my young designs of Maria and human Shadow

[hayaku14]

IDK WTF THIS CARD GAME IS ABOUT BUT I NEED IT IMMEDIATELY

[millennium-queen]

… Who are you?

It’s officially Mermay!! I’m officially pushing myself out of numerous slumps!! And I’m starting with this little Mermaid Katniss … I wonder who ever she could be talking to?

[utilitycaster]

Wizards and paladins are my favorite classes because of the built in story elements that clearly shape the characters, but also because, on some level, if a character isn't, to quote Jonas Spahr, "arrogant, prideful, and sanctimonious" what is even the point.

[metanarrates]

i'm a big fan of choice-heavy gaming and an aspect of dating sims that has always fascinated me is how your dialogue options greatly inform what sort of character you're playing, and to an extent, shape how you end up viewing the love interests. you make a choice and you see different sides of both the personality you inhabit and the capture targets' personalities. the choice you make (usually nonliterally) affects the reality you inhabit. slay the princess just takes this aspect of choice-based gaming and pushes it to its absolute logical extreme

[mymarifae]

sooooooo when i jokingly said to myself "haha did ruan mei play aeonic necromancy on tingyun's remains or something" i wasn't expecting that to literally be the case what the fuck

[ash-inabucket]

changes! and stuff

i think i'm going to make my url something else since i'm not really going by Aspynn anymore, at least not online. i've been going by Ash, so i was thinking something to do with that?

hm. because i live somewhere where it gets cold i have a fireplace in my house, and we keep a bucket for ash next it. what if i was ash bucket. or something else stupid

was also thinking ash wood iced over, or frozen ash log, or something

ooh i should also change my pfp, i should draw something for that. any suggestions? (i ask the few people who may see this and care)

hm maybe i could make my pfp that whiteboard drawing i did of myself in a collared shirt and sweater. on that note i should post some art

[epickiya722]

I'm sorry, but... I can't I'm sorry....

The little video was nice, I liked it but when I saw this...

It was giving those title screens where it's like...

"Based on a True Story" something like this...

[akajustmerry]

I've always thought it's weird that there's more representation of gay men, lesbians, and bisexual women then bisexual men?

Yeah me too! bisexual academic Maria San Filippo has written about this a lot, especially in her book The B Word: Bisexuality on Television. Basically, her thesis (and others I'm sure she's just the person who's work I've read on this) is that the representation of bi men doesn't hold up clean ideas of patriarchy and heteronormativity under the male gaze. representations of gay men and gay and bi women can still be subjects of patriarchy. they can be sexualised and demeaned by straight men in a hierarchy of gender. But bi men can't be. they threaten rigid patriarchal norms about sexuality because they're men who basically can't be put in a neat box of being the "norm" or the "abnorm" when it comes to enforcing normatives. For this reason, they're often just erased or on the rare occasions they are there straight up demonised or killed. so much media is still controlled by straight men in one way or another. Worth noting too, that trans bisexuals of any gender are represented even less than bi cis men as well. But honestly I think things are improving I feel like I've seen more bi men on screen in the last few years than I ever have before and I love that. There's still a long way to go obviously though. But yeah, it's kinda crazy how bi men and bi trans people get so little rep :(((

[justablah56]

me vs finishing a crochet project with multiple pieces challenge level impossible

[wolfoflyngvi]

oooohkay I've finished the fallout tv show and needed to gush, so please excuse me if I'm shaky at this tumblr thing.

so one thing i am obsessing over and NEED to talk about is how, at times, we can see little bits of Cooper Howard peeking through the dark and dreary cloud cover that is the Ghoul. though these bits and pieces are also part of a persona that he played; the cowboy, the character that Cooper, if we recall, objected to acting out as a ruthless person.

it's in part genuine parts of him shining through, but at the same time not. it's a shattered piece of an illusion that broke apart two hundred years ago and stayed broken. a frustration that stuck with him and helped shape his persona as the Ghoul.

he took that tarnished character, his anger, and his horror and he hammered it all together at an anvil and the Ghoul was born. he's just so???? I want to pick him apart with a spork. let me AT HIM.