This is what I want to do to @vackergoldenchild
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r/AITA
u/WigglyWigg • 3y
AITA for nuking Moscow?
This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?
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TheBastardsBack • 3y
NTA. Your house, your rules, man.
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SingAlongPokotho • 3y
NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA
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WileySnake • 3y
NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.
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QueenB_itch • 3y
NTA. Good.
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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y
NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao
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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y
| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart
| at your personal amusement park?
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Jaegerbomb • 3y
Ha ha ha NTA
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Mouthface • 3y
NTA it was really funny.
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| Mouthface • 3y
| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.
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MoreBadder • 3y
r/MURICA
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Idontlikemusicals • 3y
NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell
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| Shitlips • 3y
| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.
| Assholes
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SpotlightOnMe • 3y
Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????
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X_Lee • 3y
u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?
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WitchlessWeb • 3y
YTA! That kills people!!
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I’m not saying someone should put a baby in him
But please do that. Let him be a dad again
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Ant-Man Security Solutions as a concept makes me immensely happy. Scott, reformed ex-con, recruiting a whole other string of ex-cons to stop current convicts, villains, common thieves and hackers from stealing your shit? Yeah, that's awesome. Best MCU company ever. Sorry Stark Industries, we may be financially decaying and might not have lasted beyond 2015 but we slay over here in our little van.
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Hey. This is me from the past telling you in the present:
I'm not saying today is @shinebrightlikealion birthday or anything, but what I am saying is that if y'all can please send a message to them ( I mean, idk, maybe tell send them well wishes or something, idk I'm not a cop ), and keep them coming, then I would be in your debt because they deserve all the love and recognition, and the most assuredly deserve to be celebrated.
I mean I'm not telling you guys to do it, but it sure would be nice uwu owo pwease?
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ooc: who wants to see my school science project and tell me their proud of me /hj
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Ah, yes, Sinday be upon ye, sinners! Lol, if the smut happens it happens here, I have no smut/spicy sideblog. THIS IS a sideblog as it is!
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hello
i unleash the beast @the-painis-cupcake upon ye
have a good day
Oi? Who?
Cupcake??
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can i gemt haedd scrtiches pretty please. head scrutches. forw mw. lpsep. plaese
yuors jonah
me boi back in town
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