#randy meeks rp

[moviefreaked-mind]

Open starter, anyone can interact!

Disclaimer: this is just some random party that takes place before the ghostface killings start up, not the one at the end of scream 1. I just think it's funny when he's white girl wasted, and you can ask drunk Randy fun and embarrassing questions! Go wild!

Randy was sprawled out on the couch with a bottle of beer in hand, part of the contents dribbled down his chin. He'd clearly had a few too many (which was probably only four or so bottles of beer, considering it's Randy) and was watching whatever cheap horror flick had been put on the tv.

"Fuuck.. turn 'round." He grumbled, taking another drink of beer. "People are always stupid in movies.. you gotta turn around!"

[mamashands0meboyrandy]

What are the rules of horror movies again?

JESUS CHRIST U DONT KNOW THE RULES???

there are certAIN RULES THAT ONE MUST ABIDE BY IN ORDER TO SUCCESSFULLY SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE!!!!!!

for instance,

number one. you can NEVER have sex. BIG NONO!! BIHG NNO!! SEX EQUALS DEATH, OKAY???

number two. you can NEVER drink or do drugs. THE SIN FACTOR!!! ITS A SIN!!! ITS AN EXTENSION OF NUMBER ONE!!!

and number three. NEVER EVER EVER!!! UNDER ANY!!!!! CIRCUMSTANCES SAY, “I'll be right back.” cause you won't be back.

[randyfuturedirector]

We should talk, it’s serious.

(P.S, @derek-felt)

Oh.. okay. Sure. What’s up Derek? 😀

[sequelsfuckingsuck]

what is that haircut lmfao... didn't know it could get worse

[motivesrincidental]

"Ｔｈｅｒｅ＇ｓ　ａｌｗａｙｓ　ｓｏｍｅ　ｓｔｕｐｉｄ　ｂｕｌｌｓｈｉｔ　ｒｅａｓｏｎ　ｔｏ　ｋｉｌｌ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｇｉｒｌｆｒｉｅｎｄ．　Ｔｈａｔ＇ｓ　ｔｈｅ　ｂｅａｕｔｙ　ｏｆ　ｉｔ　ａｌｌ！　Ｓｉｍｐｌｉｃｉｔｙ！　Ｂｅｓｉｄｅｓ，　ｉｆ　ｉｔ　ｇｅｔｓ　ｔｏｏ　ｃｏｍｐｌｉｃａｔｅｄ，　ｙｏｕ　ｌｏｓｅ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｔａｒｇｅｔ　ａｕｄｉｅｎｃｅ．"

ＩＮＤ．　ＲＡＮＤＹ　ＭＥＥＫＳ　／／ＳＣＲＥＡＭ　I ＆　II

ｃａｒ r ｄ　／／　i c o n s by

[moviefreaked-mind]

It's the millennium, motives are incidental.

Hey, I'm Randy. And more importantly, you need to listen up, cause there are certain rules that one must abide by in order to survive a horror movie.

Number one: You can never have sex.

Number two: You can never drink or do drugs.

And number three: Don't ever say you'll be right back, cause you won't be back! You'll be dead.

You got it?

Out of character notes:

Minors can interact with this blog at their own discretion. It probably won't be super crazy explicit or nsfw, but Scream is not child friendly, so this blog probably won't be either.

With that out of the way, hi!! I'm Raymond (he/him) and I am gonna do my best with this. I am open to roleplaying both Woodsboro/Scream 1 Randy and Windsor College/Scream 2 Randy, and I will specify which one each thread is in the tags. My Randy is not part of a closed rp group, so any and all are welcome to interact!

I don't have a particular Randy ship so I'm fine with pretty much anything legal, but I am partial to Randy being a single loser. Some slight headcanons about Randy's home life, sexuality, etc etc will be used but I intend to stay at least mostly canon compliant.

Randy's talking tag will be 'your favorite virgin 📼', and ooc posts will be tagged as 'the reality button'. The dividers are by @thecutestgrotto and @strangergraphics-archive. Find my other blogs here!

Thanks for reading!

[mamashands0meboyrandy]

just want to feel the loving embrace of a man

[randyfuturedirector]

I’m so bored I just got done with work I wish someone would come over so I can rant right now ☹️☹️

[sequelsfuckingsuck]

hey randy!!

- @sidscreamss

oh, hey Sid ! what's up? ^_^

[motivesrincidental]

"I'm telling you, Jason's got nothing on Sadako. I'll give you that she's not a slasher but she gets the job done."

[stumacherwazzaaaap]

I'm so fucking done BILLY ONE LEFT ME @xb1lly-loom1sx AND BILLY TWO FUCKING DIED @billy-loom-titsdeactivated101324 IM SO SICK AND TIREDOF MY CHUNGUS LIFE GOODBYE EVERYOONY IM COMMITTING FUCK U ALL FUCK U FUCK U FUCK

[billy-loomis1996]

I am making an announcement.

Randy Meeks thinks CGI is better then practical

That is all.

[randythemeeker]

Miss my boyfriend, planning a nice dinner date with him!! I hope he has a nice time at this restaurant.

Hope the waiter thinks we are good friends… I don’t wanna get hear about that on our date-

[mamashands0meboyrandy]

Who ate my hotdog.

[randyfuturedirector]

Fuck you. Fuck you. I hate you.

do you enjoy making my life hell all the time??

@randyfuturedirector

I’m not that mean I’ve helped you a few times, Randy.. you’ll see eventually that I’m only doing this to help you.

[randyfuturedirector]

hey dude, are you good?? i think you need a lie-down. or at least some herbal tea.

or vodka, that works too.

-🐚

( @mermaidstuey)

What the fuck?? There’s a stu out there that’s actually being nice to me? What kind of trick is this? are you trying to poison me or something?? 😐