#ONE'S A GENTLE GIANT AND ONE'S A TINY GREMLIN

[doppelgangervortex]

Them💖💕💙🧡

Felt the need to draw a goofy picture of my bf’s and my OCs. I see why people make shtposts. I crave more.

Inspired by art meme by @CocoSlayed on Twitter Link to original tweet: https://twitter.com/CocoSlayed/status/1669056175650775045?s=20

[dc-gotham-instincts-wild]

I've been on fire with these AUs lately, here's another smaller one:

Jason goes back in time, or, more accurately, gets thrown into a parallel timeline where he realizes he can change the course of this one.

It's right after he became Robin, so he doesn't have much to change yet. However, he actually does fight off some villains before the past Bats get there lol. Because Red Hood is as feral as the streets he was raised on, and you can't change that.

Anyway, he decides to go spy on past Tim. The kid who would grow up and 'replace' him.

.....

What kind of parents leave a baby three year old alone in the giant house for months with no one but some less-than-attentive servants? Also did this kid, this little kid, have no self preservation instincts? He forgot to eat or sleep a lot, dammit. Let alone with the whole roof-jumping things.

Jason cannot believe how just tiny his kid brother was back then. He's a bit smaller than he should be.

So this is why Tim acts like he does. Jason makes a mental note to be more... gentle, with his crazy kid brother when he gets back to his timeline.

Anyway, after watching Tim be emotionally neglected and just having no one and realizes that Tim lived like this for years before joining the Bats, Jason waits a bit so things have a chance to settle (And because he's still not sure), and when Tim is about five, he shadows the little guy as he wanders Gotham after the three Bats.

When Tim falls asleep on a random rooftop (he five in this, guys) in the freaking snow, Jason can't take it any longer.

He snatches the little guy off the rooftop, sneaks into the Batcave, and leaves tiny Tim there, with a small sticky note he steals and writes that this is the neighbours' kid who is being neglected (And if you want, abused) , and signs it off as 'Anonymous who totally didn't find this feral tiny gremlin on a rooftop and semi-kidnap him'.

Tiny Tim is so tired that he doesn't wake up during any of it lol.

Past Bruce, past Dick, and past Jason come back to see a little boy conked out in the Cave, a sticky note next to him saying that he's the neighbours' kid who is being neglected.

The note is signed 'Anonymous who totally didn't find this feral tiny gremlin on a rooftop and semi-kidnap him'.

Bruce notes that the tiny kid is rather small and thin, not to mention freezing.

Dick and Robin!Jason take one look at past Tim and go "he's ours now."

When Tim wakes up, he panics a bit and tries to bolt but Bruce catches him and soothes him and confirms that the kid's parents don't give a freaking thought about him.

In the next few months, it's surprisingly easy for Bruce get custody. Jason and Dick are delighted to have a new little bro.

Tim takes a while to get used to suddenly having a good dad and two awesome big bros.

Tim doesn't remember how he got into the Batcave- all he remembers is conking out on some snowy rooftop (Bruce was horrified by this) and being vaguely aware of being scooped up and carried.

All Tim remembers of whoever had taken him was that they were really big, had a leather jacket, and mumbled to him the whole way until he went back to full sleep again. Past Tim only vaguely remembers the person's (lol it was Older Jason) voice.

Jason-from-another-timelime watches in satisfaction from the shadows.

His work is done.

Later he also saves himself from the Joker and somehow escapes detection.

Then he gets back to his timeline because Flash finally found him.

He yells at his timeline's Tim, reveals to the rest of the Bats how bad it really was for Tim, and well, you can guess how that ends lol.

[kankuroplease]

Touya and Minori look so sweet together😍!! One of my favorite ship dynamics is tiny gremlin x gentle giant, so i love these two together soooo much!

That’s the perfect description of them 🤣 Minori is always up to something and Touya’s there for her/the ride

[kaplerrr]

Uhm, idk ?

TW: self indulgent, fluff mainly, tiny bit of angst, talking about insecurities through a mug, slight mention of scars, obnoxious lack of self esteem, Kintsugi, bad grammar bc english is not my first language, probably ooc

König can defend himself alone but im ready to throw a fit if anyone disrespect him, even if "anyone" is him

I just wanna hug this giant gremlin tightly and never let him go, is this too much to ask ???

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The sound of something breaking in the kitchen makes you jump.

You rush to the kitchen and see König sheepishly starring at a broken mug on the floor.

Your mug.

"Kö, are you all right ?" You ask, already grabbing a broom to gather the pieces.

He nods stiffly before taking the broom from your hand, slight guilt and frustration in his pale blue eyes. "Ja... I'm sorry, I dropped it. I didn't mean to, I just-.. Sorry." He sighs as he lowers himself to pick up the shattered mug.

You shake you head with a soft smile as you reassure him "Hey, it's not that deep. I can buy a new one."

"But I know you liked that one. It was your favourite..."

He sounds upset and you're not sure to know why. It was just a mug. Sage green on the outside, white inside. Not the hardest mug to find you thought.

Your gaze travel from his troubled eyes to the remaining of the mug and you see clean cuts. You watch the shattered glass and smile, an idea blossoming in your mind. You grap his wrist as he was about to throw them away.

He stills, waiting for you to say something as he looks at you with curiosity.

"Don't throw them away yet, I have an idea !" You quickly grab a few items in your room and go back to the kitchen, a mischievous grin plastered on your face "Let's fix it!"

You sit and start to pour epoxy in a little container. As you grab a brush, you notice that König is not moving, looking at you awkwardly.

"Well ? Why don't you sit down and grab a brush ? We're doing it together." You say softly. You can't feel totally satisfied as you notice he hasn't gotten rid off that guilty look. You try to lighten the mood.

"I feel like in a Grey's Anatomy episode. "It's a beautiful day to save lives" Oh, I've always dreamt of saying those words" you giggle as you see König chuckle lightly.

Here we go.

"You should smile more often, you're absolutely precious when you do" you said matter-of-factly, still smiling. You see König blush but his smile doesn't leave his face.

Good.

"So, ready to save M. Mug ?"

He nods and adds bashfully "We should name it.."

Again, you laugh. Delighted.

"Absolutely ! Any idea ?" When he shakes his head, you pause to think about it. "What about Steve ?"

"Steve ?"

"Steve." You say with confidence. You see König's shoulders shake as he laugh quietly, a warm feeling blossoming in your chest.

"Steve it is then."

You both start to glue the pieces back together as you explain the concept of Kintsugi to König. He listens to you religiously as he tried his best to be delicate with the pieces he was holding.

As you pause your talking, he sighs and apologies again for breaking Steve in the first place.

"König, it's alright, you did nothing wrong. Steve fell, Steve broke but Steve's strong, he's gonna survive and be the most unique mug of the kitchen." As you were applying golden powder on the cracks, you look at him, knowing he wasn't done talking.

"But what if Steve couldn't be fixed ?"

You felt an unwelcome feeling pinch your heart as you answered "It would have been an accident. Accidents happen." You add "But see ? We are giving him a second chance to live. Not because he was shattered before means he's useless now."

You don't resist the temptation to take his hand and brush your thumb against his scarred knuckles, leaving traces of golden powder. You were always hesitant when touching König because you didn't want to force your touch on him, knowing full well he wasn't always comfortable with it. You often wondered if he was tolerating your touch or if he was too gentle to say something. However, you know it was ok when you feel him squeeze your hand delicately.

"There's beauty in flaws, Kö. A beauty you want to embrace and highlight. That's the art of Kintsugi" you say softly. He nods, throat feeling tight.

You quickly finish to apply the golden powder, your hand still wrapped with König's. You smile widely "Good as new !" König watches the green and golden mug with a soft gaze before looking at you, awe and gratefulness overwhelming him.

You blush slightly as you're putting the epoxy and the powder away. You smile at him.

He smiles back, eyes free of any guilt or any other negative emotions.

You silently vow to yourself to protect this smile.

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I do have a mug named Steve 👁️👄👁️

[clemblog]

Caine’s Lesson - Part 17

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Gummigoo and Pomni now found themselves stood outside what looked to be a giant temple. It was crafted with large well placed stones and was pretty tall. Around the area was several smaller buildings made from a mixture of stones and leaves. It looked to be some kind of small village.

“Oh! Gummi, look!” Smiled Pomni, softly, pointing to some small NPC’s made from what looked to be mostly fruits and other agricultural items.

“They’re kinda cute-“ Mused Gummigoo, following her gaze.

But then said NPC’s noticed the two of them. A horrible hissing erupted from the tiny creatures.

“Oh not cute- Not cute- Not cute-“

“Definitely not-“

“Go go go go go go-“

“I’m going-“

The two ran up the steps of temple, gaining in speed at the little gremlin like fruit creatures began to arm themselves with spears, darts and bows and arrows to throw at the two.

They made it to the top of the temple, breathing heavy as the route inside the temple was a straight drop. No stairs. No ropes. No vines. No ladders. Just a straight drop into what looked like pure darkness.

“D-Do we jump?” Asked Pomni.

“I don’t think we have a choice-“ Replied Gummigoo, pulling Pomni to his side as another onslaught of arrows and other weapons flew up at the pair.

The two jumped down and luckily there was a soft landing of leaves and several animal pelts at the bottom. Pomni took a moment to breathe, turning to check on Gummigoo as he climbed out of the padded landing zone.

“Oh my gosh- Gummigoo- Are you alright?!” Panicked Pomni, seeing around four or five arrows sticking out from his back.

“Oh right- I’m sure it’ll be alright Poms-“

“Nono, sit down! I’ll find something-“

“Hey-“

“Sit. Down.”

“…Alright-“

Gummigoo sat down, cheeks a little flushed at Pomni’s insistence to care for him when he’d gotten injured. She came back a few moments later with a sharp looking rock and a little vial of water. The pile of items the pair had landed on looked to be offerings of some kind. Whether that be to their ancestors, the temple or some kind of god, the pair weren’t sure.

Pomni just wanted to make sure Gummigoo would be alright though.

“Can you lie back?”

“Yeah-“

“Alright, I got this rock to cut up some of these pelts and the water to clean out the wounds. Hopefully, that’ll suffice since we don’t have any syrup here.”

“I don’t see why it wouldn’t work-“

“Okay, just hold still.”

The two fell into a comfortable silence as Pomni gently removed the items from Gummigoo’s back, one by one and cleaning them up with another pelt and the little vial of water. She hoped that the sooner they left this adventure, that whatever wacky magic or coding Caine used would heal Gummigoo of his injuries permanently! Or until they made it back to the Croco Ranch, that way she’d be able to help him apply syrup and he’d be able to heal properly!

Gummigoo was a little flustered right now, but he was perfectly happy to be cared for by his Pommy. She was so gentle, that he couldn’t help but start to drift off to sleep. Pomni was so focused on caring for him, she didn’t notice.

“Gummigoo-“ She glanced up and saw him contently asleep.

Oh. That was sweet-

She smiled fondly at the sight, snickering gently at his content little face. Truth be told, she hadn’t realised how tired she was until this very moment. She didn’t need to sleep, so she’d happily cuddle into Gummigoo and watch over him as he got the rest he very much deserved.

Gummigoo began to stir awake after a few hours, the sun beginning to set as the sunlight at the entrance of the temple began to dim.

“Ugh… Poms?”

“Hey! You uh took a nap but I got you all fixed up, so we can make our way outta here when you’re ready.”

“Lucky me, got a sweetheart like you for an adventuring partner, huh?”

“Oh quiet, I know you’d do the same for me in any circumstance that was similar.”

“Guess that makes us both sweet then~”

Pomni rolled her eyes fondly at this.

“Come on, let’s kick this temples [—-] and we can get outta here.” She hummed happily, helping Gummigoo to his feet.

The two walked into the temple, watching in awe as the setting sun made glowing markings appear on the walls. It was oddly beautiful and was leading them to the exit. Not that they knew that yet.

“It’s so pretty in here.” Murmured Gummigoo, softly with a fond glance in Pomni’s direction.

“It is. Reminds me of the night sky.” Nodded Pomni, in agreement, inadvertently twirling around whilst she walked as she took in all the sights.

Gummigoo snickered fondly at this, taking her hand firmly in his to stop her from bumping into something and hurting herself.

She flushed at this softly, giving his hand a content squeeze. The pair fell back onto a content silence, continuing the rest of the journey hand in hand.

They found a small little exit in the crack of one of the further walls, the pair squeezing out of it to return to the jungle where they met a beautiful night sky clear of any clouds.

“I think it’s even prettier out here.” Smiled Pomni, softly.

Gummigoo nodded in agreement, thinking something over for a few moments.

“The moon is beautiful tonight, isn’t it?”

Pomni glanced over to him with a soft smile, and nod. “It is.”

He leaned over and took her hand again at this.

“Pommy?”

“Yeah?”

“What are we…?”

Pomni was quiet at this for a few moments before replying.

“Best friends. Soon to be lovers. When all this stupid adventure stuff is over.”

Gummigoo smiled to himself at this.

“I see. I don’t know if I can wait that long~”

Pomni rolled her eyes at this softly with a chuckle. “Are you implying you want to kiss me, Mr Gummigoo?”

“It’ll tide me over~”

“Right, right.”

Pomni moved over to his side, leaning into him. He cupped the side of her face at this, leaning down to be more on her level. The two shared a brief sweet kiss on the lips, then getting pulled off to their next adventure, a fracture hidden under the bed of leaves they’d been sitting on together.

Part 18

[thunderworks]

slides in to ask about your au again

uhhh what are the flowers/lycanthropy like (if you've got a concept for them wjeelkzsedldf)

same for barracuda-

random fun facts about beetle if you've got any perchance,,

HAYLO 💥

Lichen: a little gremlin of a creature. Did not exist before game events. Beetle made him on accident while messing with the Tree shard’s powers. Something of a cricket-puppy.

Notes on the page

feral little beast of a man

born pink from a corrupted triangle as Beetle was messing with his power

neck spikes

jumping legs (cricket?)

spike tail looks like a bunny 😔

(I’m actually not too opposed to the tail now, I think it’s cute. That was the main homage to the original flowers in the game)

Flowers: TBD

Barracuda: TBD

random fun facts about Beetle 🪲

Actually a very good cook, he just doesn’t feel like making anything complicated unless guests come over

Will make things when Bloc comes over

Still has a soft spot for taking care of plants, now that he’s no longer a farmer. Maintains a tiny garden outside of the cave

Bloc brought him seeds of more variety

Remains living in the cave after game events, it’s one of the only existing structures large enough for him to live in. A group effort makes it substantially more cozy (including a giant quilt made by many grandmas)

Heli is initially extremely apprehensive of him. They’re concerned about Bloc going to visit, not wanting her to get sick. Warms up to Beetle once she sees how gentle he is in-person

Kindof scared of Cyan both before & after game events

Mentor figure to Citrine (Circle), sees himself in them

Favorite pie is lemon pie

Im contemplating a Pikuniku crossover. Two pink “monsters” who live in a cave & like to take care of plants

[bramble-mouse]

Bramble's Big Stinkin' Roleplay Ad

Status: I am not currently looking for new partners.

I am a 29 year old they/them wierd-ass writer/roleplayer that loves g/t and vore probably way too much.

First and foremost: You MUST have your age in your bio! If you do not disclose your age or are a minor, I will not RP with you.

With that out of the way, let me get to the good stuff.

-G/t

Likes:

-Vore (oral only please!)

-Fearplay

-Borrower universes

-Faeries

-God/human interaction

-Gay shit. So much gay shit.

-Cute g/t scenarios

-Enemies to lovers/friends

-Big funky mythical giants

-Monster/human

Dislikes:

-NSFW stuff for the sake of it. If we have OCs that bond over time and it makes sense for them to bang, I'll be open to it! But horby things just for horby are a no for me.

-'Messy' vore associated kinks; scat, piss, vomit, etc.

-Cruelty for no reason; Most of my characters don't really have casual cruel streaks, but can either play the role for your OC for fun or may slip into that role if they are protecting your OC. Also, killing off your OC immediately doesn't do much for an ongoing story.

-RPing opposite OCs that are Minors. This is something that makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

-Straight up IRL self insert. I will not RP as myself, full stop. I have been asked to do this in the past, or RP with someone else who is just playing them self and I am super not ok with it. OCs only.

-Saying creepy shit to me OOC. Please don't be weeeeeird.

-Use of AI art for OC refs. Picrew, hand drawn/commissioned or even just a written description are what I like to see!

What I am looking to RP:

-Vore (primarily non-fatal, but I am willing to discuss a one-shot fatal vore scenario to RP )

-Semi-literate (This doesn't have to mean a big novel of a post but I am looking for RP partners that intend to advance a story, even if its just something casual/slice of lifey)

-G/t (I like the beeg and the smol)

-Borrower/Giant based plots (i.e. my OC finds yours is living in the walls, my OC finds yours lost in the woods). I don't mind cliche plots when I'm writing self-indulgent size content LOL. Or, if you have a really cool scenario you'd like to suggest, I'd love to hear your pitch! Let's just have fun!

-Straight up boning will probably not take place unless I feel it makes senses between our characters. Boning for the sake of boning is just not really my style :U

I would like to write one of my giant OCs! Bramble, a they/them giant wizard in training. Chill af, tends to be good for slice of life scenarios. Kind of a gremlin. They are an artist, a writer and love to do crafts. More playful and willing to pretend to be mean. They have a bioluminescent belly! Well suited for slice of life, borrower themed RPs and modern fantasy. They are only for a platonic RP as they are married. Frio, a very pretty he/him frost giant hermit who studies magic. Very gentle and sweet, very scared of hurting tiny folks, constantly fighting his rather gluttonous instincts. He's good at knitting, loves animals and cooking/baking. Good for a fantasy RP, slice of life or something with horror elements! He is good for romantic or completely platonic bonds! Aine, a she/her storm giantess archmage and magic teacher. A goofy mom type with a big laugh, a tendency to tease and be playful, but ultimately loves spoiling tiny folks and doting on them. She's silly and can be a bit careless sometimes with her play but always makes sure to check in with her tiny friends if she goes a bit far. Aine suits fantasy stories, both modern and high fantasy, as well as slice of life. She is perfect for mentor/student type stories, as an adoptive mother figure and also for romance if that is what suits the characters. Good for platonic relationships!

-I am willing to write one of my tiny OCs but it'd have to be with the right giant OC (and be non-fatal scenarios ; -; I'm bad at being mean to my little guys). If you are interested, please ask and I would love to tell you about them!

I am also totally willing to write canon characters!

My current muses are: F/FXIV: E.met-selch, G'rah.a Tia, E.stinien, Y's.htola, Hy.thlodaeus S/tardew Valley: E.lliot, F.armer Protag (they/them), S.ebastian B/aldur's Gate 3: K/arlach, A/starion

I love anything remotely D/&D universe so I am completely willing to write this world! I have a few OCs I can offer up for this that I don't have profiles set up for, but I can blab about them for you if you'd like to write this!

I'm currently watching the D/ragon Prince and A/aravos already has an ironclad grip on me. Once I'm caught up, I'd be willing to write him! (no spoilers please! I'm midway through season 3 as of writing this, and will update this section once I'm finished)

Please DM me on here if you are interested!

I tend to prefer writing through Discord channels! If you aren't comfortable giving me your Discord, I have absolutely no problem figuring out another way to write with you.

I have no expectation for how often you post. I completely understand that life and writing inspiration can be tough to balance out! I have chronic health things and a neurotype that can make me wander a bit, so I get not posting daily. Never feel pressured to match my post lengths either! Sometimes I get stoked on a post and need to barf out a bunch of stuff.

I do prefer you post a decent amount, but only because I need something to work with. Even just a few lines of dialogue and your character making a cup of tea are totally fine!

If you've read this far, thank you and I will offer you a thimble full of choccy milk. You're fantastic, bud.

[coffehbeans]

Could you do B5, B7, B10, B11 and B19? 👀

Hey jar! I love these questions, thank you!

B7 I already answered here, so I'm gonna answer the others now!

B5. What’s your favorite type of giant/tiny?

My favorite types of giant usually vary between two:

the "Just A Guy TM" giant, who's literally just a dude, but big, and he shows how a normal, kind and decent person would react to being giant. My character Ethan is like this and he's the most fun to write imo!

The "Stoic but Actually Gentle" giant, who might look and act gruff, serious or even mean on the outside, but are actually compassionate, kind souls deep down, even if they don't believe they are, or even if they bury it in their hearts. My characters Juhren and Audwin fit this trope

As for my favorite type of tiny, I think I have only one in mind:

The independent tiny who might cause troubles for the giant ahuushu I don't mean it exactly like a gremlin type of way, more like a tiny who has their own life separated from the giant but they choose to interact and involve with the giant anyway. Kylon, Lia, Sunflower and Caytlin all fit into this trope. I just really love a tiny who voluntarily decides to get in an adventure, even if a scary giant is in it!

B10. Guilty pleasure in g/t?

Oh man, that's a difficult one. I thought long about it and... I think laying on a giant's stomach or on their chest is definetely a guilty pleasure for me ahussh or when a tiny walks on the giant like they're a landscape. Those scenarios are so intimate and they usually make me blush ashus but at the same time, they're very cute!

B11. Favorite g/t media? (Show, book, comic, etc)

Arrietty simply has immaculate vibes that no other movie has achieved imo. It is That good for me.

B19. Do you have a favorite g/t writer/artist on tumblr?

I do! It's @smolgirlbigdreams <33 Her story is so well written with a great balanced dose of fluff, hurt and comfort! I really like the way she writes the scenes, just the right amount of description! And it brings me back to The Secret World of Arrietty because it has those same enchanting vibes.

Thanks for the asks jar! I had so much fun answering them!

[wildfire317s-oc-box]

My nicknames for the demon slayer / kny characters (probably gonna be edited as time goes on):

Tanjiro: checkers, fox-cub, country bumpkin #1, cannon-ball, simba, glitched eevee

Nezuko: dynamite, foxlette, bunny-rabbit, local cleric

Zenitsu: bug-zapper, sparky, thunder, lightning bolt, zen-, simp lord, timone, pikachu

Inosuke: piggu, oinker, boar-boy, country bumpkin #2, mankey, pumba

Murata: squeaker, lucky clover, mister nine lives

Genya: fluff-ball, grumpy gills junior, half 'n' half, hyena-boy, beastie

Kanao: lucky-flip

Aoi: lapis, sky blue

Sabito: sabi-, fire fox, soggy/sabi-fox, fox-boy, the ginger, local red-head, short-stack, short-king, secret weasly

Makomo: momo-chan, sky-fox, quick-silver, shorty, daisy-chain

Giyuu: shadow, shadow-fox, fox-fox, espresso-depresso

Urokodaki: fox-dad, old man river

Kyojuro: Ren-, K(i)yo, Phoenix, fire-chicken, owl boy, (my apologies in advance) donut man

Shinjuro: mega butt-lord, maltov, head-butt practice, gunpowder fuse

Senjuro: owlet, Sen-, baby-phoenix, sweet bean

Kanae: monarch, lilac, sweet one

Shinobu: lavender, butterfly, grumpy one, chihuahua

Sanemi: feral-ass, gremlin man, feral pomeranian, cottonheaded ninimuggins, cotton poof, grumpy gills senior, shouty mc-lionmane the second (the original being nishiki from tokyo ghoul), deranged dandelion, dunkass

Uzui: loud-mouth, gaston knock-off, bastard ass, obnoxious mf, tryhard ninja, man-hoe, rich prick, pickpocket-bait, spoiled jackass, captain crack-head, testiclies high dumbass of testosterone

Muichiro: Mui-, -chiro, misty, cloudy-boy, spacer, space-cadet, pedo-buster, smol-bean

Mitsuri: love-bug, melon-stripes, best-girl (of the humans), cat-girl, sweet-girl

Iguro: snek, sneky-snek, snake-boy, snake-charmer, zebra-stripes, duo-chrome, dress boy (you all know the dress i mean if you look at his entire color-palette), icyhot, sneaky simp

Gyomei: gentle giant, beastie-tree, tibetin-mastiff, the tall one, prayer beads, mister budda beads

Kaigaku: Kai-, evil-sparky, local rogue, invert-color-zenitsu, black-lightning, gender-bent azula, tiger-cub

Kokushibo/mitchikatsu: koku-, mitchi-, -shibo, sixer, moony, Kaigaku's dad, ponytail

Douma: frosty, blondie, ink-splat, great-dane, daki & gyutaro's dad, rainbow-brain, lounge-lion, kaleidoscope eyes

Akaza/Hakuji: cat-boy, tabby-stripe, raging-bisexual, pinky, -kaza

Nakime: Naki, rapunzel, mademoiselle noir, Naki-nak's

Hantengu: -tengu, murder-hobo, bird-brain, lord of bullshitery, han-, mousey

Gyokko: shape of water, fish for brains, dollar-store axolotl, house-plant, shitty-wizard, pedo-fish, off brand anish kapoor

Daki: material-girl, alt-timeline barbie (if you know you know), miss wears pink on wednesdays

Gyutaro: pretty paint-splatter boy, cutie-spots, pretty pretty gyutaro, floofy-hair, sharky, snarky-shark, gyu-, taro-taro, hyena-shark, hyena-man, mantis, floof-floof-cotton-poof, paint/ink splatter cutie

Enmu: enmu the tank engine, train-boy, emu, goat-eyes, (^w^)/OwO face, crazy-train, (in reference to his disembodied hand alone) off brand thing, HMS (his majesty's simp), the OwO translator

Ubume: n/a

Rokuro: geode, lower moon dad 2, rock-uro

Hairo: grouchy wolf, grumpy guns, dollar store cowboy

Wakuraba: elf-ears, off-brand legolas

Mukago: fuzzball, whiskers, fluffy-horns

Rui: spidy, spider-boy, ru-ru, rui-ru, web-slinger, tiny bean, smol gremlin, precious pain in the ass, adorable lil shit, squishy, squishy-cheeks, raging ball of white fluff, spidy/spider-paws

Kamanue: baby-dragon, kama-kama, kama, nue

Kyogai: tiger-stripes, tiger, kyo-, looks like a dad (not even kidding he looks very similar to my actual dad just put a goatee on him), mister its a kilt, captain funky music, big drummer-boy, lower moon dad 1

Tamayo: tama-san, tama-tama, the science queen

Yushiro: bratty-cat, simp king

Susumaru: maru, susu, maru-chan

Yahaba: triple a, mister hand-eye coordination, off brand death the kid

[itsmehemma]

ok so maybe kent with reader who is 6'0ft (around 183cm)

⋄°∙✧ 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐱 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐥! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

• hehe I’m ready

• Compared to the other cast members, Kent Fisher (Oliver Watson) is 5 feet 7 inches tall!! So this is a great request :)))

• So I feel like Kent isn’t one of those guys that gets butthurt over the fact that you’re taller than him. He’s just chill like that. He realizes that height isn’t everything, and he’s knows that there will be people that are taller than him, even if those people include you!

• I get this image in my head when I think of your couple dynamic: Kent is the tiny gremlin and you’re just the tall, gentle giant. You bring the peace in this relationship. You’re one of the only people he asks before doing something stupid, besides Divina.

• He has to crane his neck upwards to talk to you!! Kent often gets small neck pains once in a while, but it’s worth it if he gets to see your beautiful face smiling down at him!! He especially likes it when you sit down so he finally be at your level. It gives him this sense of superiority, just as he realizes that for a moment he’s finally taller than you.

• Wingwomen Divina and Bianca! They reassure you that if Kent does an asshole move and pulls a “Xavier” (as Bianca put it), you can easily step on him and squish him. Bianca often pulls you aside and tells you that if he does anything to hurt you, she can always Siren Song him into found something embarrassing in front of the entire school. Basically, stan Divina and Bianca.

• Beware of Kent when your back is turned! I swear to GOD, this boy will jump onto your back and not let go!! It doesn’t matter where you guys are, he will jump onto your back and make you carry him! This has ended up in you falling forwards multiple times, Kent still clinging onto your back.

• Piggyback rides! Kent’s a strong guy, so picking you up is no problem to him. He scoops you up and places on his back with ease. You do the same to him as well.

• He will hold onto your waist, no matter what! Who cares if you’re taller than him? He’ll still find a way to hold you, and your waist is in his reach. He just pulls you close and holds you.

• And if he can’t hold your waist? He’ll just hold your hand! And if you can’t hold hands? He’ll just link arms with you! If you don’t want to do any of that? Kent enjoys hanging out in your presence, you just make him feel complete.

• Kent can be sneaky at times, as proven during the Poe Cup race, so when you’re unaware, he’ll grab you by the collar and give you a kiss on the cheek, and the occasional peck on the lips. If you’re sitting down, he likes to put his arm around your shoulders, and giving you a kiss on the forehead.

• If you ever fell insecure about your height, Kent is always there to comfort you. He reassures you that he doesn’t care about your height, and he loves you no matter what. I’m his eyes, you are a literal dream. He’s feels as if he’s so lucky to have you. Istg, even if you were suddenly turned into a worm, he’d still dare you.

[monterraverde]

VS. Red at the Ossuary

This place was full of absolutely intoxicated people battling their souls out in the most aggressive display of power she’d ever seen. Brought here by a Duskull, she wasn’t expecting a battle that felt like her life was on the line. Several of the ones shes had this day made her more bored then anything, smaller time trainers that she battled specifically to see who bought who a drink.

They’re Kantonian trainers, so they weren’t the WORST trainers she’s ever faced, but they had her craving more- and thats when Red finally tapped her on the shoulder and drew her back to the stadium.

Pleasantly buzzed, she eagerly accepted, and the next thing she knew, sparks were flying in a way that made her heart race like never before.

Gremlins out first, time to go.

She’s locked in a strategy with her team by now, Gremlins not meant to exist on the battlefield for very long, he’s there to set up a Tailwind, maybe inflict some poison, and then get out. Red leads with Pikachu, though, and Gremlin CACKLES as the mouse calls the rain and cracks the sky, its like a miniature hurricane in the Ossuary now, and the Gliscor takes full advantage of his ability to glide and fly through thunderstorms with nary a care in the world. He sees Pikachu come flying to throw him into submission, and instead grabs the mouse and rolls backwards with the momentum, dropping him with a hard toss to the ground, chasing him down and striking him with his tail several times before sinking his fangs into the Pikachus neck, and now that he’s grounded, striking with a powerful Earthquake while he’s got him pinned. Its quick work, and then they’re called back.

One down.

Next, Fafnír and Blastoise, a very clear disadvantage, but Fafnír is completely undaunted, feeling a strong connection with the ghostly terrain and roaring with a fierce and unusual look in his eye. Blastoise smashes his shell, and the two titans are now almost evenly matched in speed and strength, clashing with fang and claw before Fafnír tanks a Hydro pump, dropping rocks on Blastoise in a Rock Slide and causing him to flinch before rushing in to tackle the turtle to the ground with a high powered Crunch. It’s quick work, and now theres a Sandstorm and a Tailwind up, the tides are in their favor.

Two down.

Kamina and Charizard now, the little moles got a ton of speed behind him between the Tailwind and Sandstorm, but its not nearly enough for the tiny mole to take on the gargantuan dragon. He’s slapped, shoved and bathed in flame, dropping where he stood, the speed not even close enough to matter.

Adniels out next against Baba, Reds Venusaur, the usually gentle frog finding herself on the wrong end of Adniel in a delighted battle high frenzy. Her powders seem to do nothing while the winds heavily blowing. The dragon and his trainer are in almost perfect sync, their movements mirroring one another as they both roll to the side, and Rika calls for Iron head, Adniel barrleing right into Baba in a strong headbutt to destabilize her before she’s Dragon Clawed in a powerful uppercut and sent toppling. The Garchomp lets out a roar of triumph- He’d finally gotten a win against this team, and he couldn’t be more excited.

Three down-

She’s never felt this in sync with her team before.

The Don hits the field in a flurry of scarlet lightning, Roadblock his opponent, and neither trainer wastes any time, Rika practically roaring and calling for Close combat. The Snorlax puts up an incredible resilience as he grabs Dons tusks, but the primal energy pumping through Dons veins manages to let him overpower the giant, almost burying him in a Headlong Rush.

Four-

Thats a Win-

Bappy comes out against Lapras regardless- They could stop now and it would be fine, but one last battle- and The Clodsire gets a lucky Toxic off as Lapras lashes out with an Ice beam, and it HURTS, but he shrugs it off, protecting another Ice beam before digging his barbs into Lapras’ skin and finishing the job.

The dust settles as the Clodsire stands victorious on the field, and Rika can be seen counting on her fingers over and over again in sheer disbelief.

5 to 1.

She beat him 5 to 1.

She clenches her fist, tears stinging the edge of her vision- Not out of sadness, but out of absolutely unbridled joy and pride. Her team did so incredibly well, and she genuinely couldn’t believe that just happened… She’s only brought back to reality when the match is finally called by the referee, and Red suddenly scoops her up in a tight hug, to which she laughs and wraps both arms around his head, pressing their foreheads together.

[You did it, that was incredible.]

“You did great too, thank you, I can’t believe that just happened…!!”

[bruxbea]

Trying to nail down one MC for @night-market-if only as always it’s a tie between gentle giant and tiny gremlin

we have a giant gremlin somewhere tbf just not for this…yet…

[brick-a-doodle-do]

I'm gonna attempt that outline:

Vara (first bc I'm thinking about him rn):

Sweet cat boy doesn't curse...unless you really piss him off. He doesn't really have catchphrases, but when he cooks he actually uses plants he's been growing in his room for the ingredients. Even making his own dough. The only things he buys are animal things since he can't just create it with his magic. And he is absolutely wild while awake. In the morning he is usually humming while cooking something. For lunch he'll be dancing around and poking fun at Irza...the two argue a lot. For dinner he'll be singing and dancing unless Irza tells him to shut up like usual. Vara likes to threaten to put ghost peppers in Irza's food when the dragon annoys him too much/in the kitchen while he's cooking. He encourages Irza a lot, is gentle...but will sometimes wait outside Irza's door in the morning while breakfast is cooking and surprise him by jumping on his back and clinging on so he can't be thrown (he's been thrown off a LOT). He purrs when he's happy or when Irza picks him up when he's super tired. There's also the fact that sometimes, when he has to be carried to be, he insists on kissing Irza's cheek or hugging him, sometimes dragging the guy into the bed with him. During the day he's just open and happy...and in love with Irza. He is short (ish) but will defend anyone from anything. They are roommates while attending college. He acts the same as a hero, he just doesn't hug and tackle people, he's more conserved and serious.

—

Irza:

(catchphrase, silent judgemental stare of death) Irza tells people to shut up a lot. He glared a lot and his usual answers when he's staring someone down or thinking is "..." consistently. When he's with Vara he sighs a lot and gets those rare smiles. He's not really easy to explain rn? I have cara flooding my brain and blocking him lol. He...is passive aggressive. Severely. There are times he steps out of the apartment and is immediately punched or hit by magic by someone harassing him that usually leaves fast bc of Vara. That cat is protective. Irza doesn't really know what to think of Vara. While Vara thinks he is hiding goodness behind his moody exterior, Irza wonders if Vara is out to get him. He's reserved and growls a lot. Like if someone randomly tries to talk to him, he'll growl to make them leave. If he's really mad he outright snarls in a very not human way and doesn't hesitate to use his claws. His triggers are usually getting too close, talking to him, talking about his mom, and especially touching him. His tail is strong enough to break concrete in one snack but he has enough control he could potentially grab someone tiny with it without hurting them...if he didn't mistake them for a mouse. He acts all mean on the outside but if you just stay nicer and don't provoke him he is actually quite nice. As a villain he's louder and more open, which is mainly being mad or secretly flirting with Quickvine and laughing. He messes with people a lot as Voidshire. He's got a pretty deep but very smooth voice.

—

Now I think I asked for them to be either way gt wise?

G!Vara:

Most likely to accidentally hurt the tiny. He is a bit too excitable. He files his claws tho so him holding you, depsite his smaller hands, is quite nice. He also has another "form" that if he drops his illusion magic he has cat paw like hands. Furry and really soft...his hair is also more like fur so super soft. He would be the easiest to immediately trust because he tries to listen every step of the way to what they'd say. He would also very much so hear a tiny and probably find himself struggling with cat instincts chanting "catch, catch, catch." (If you wanted to do anything nom like he would only go as far as mouthplay or it wouldn't be safe anymore. Could happen bc of those instincts.)

T!Vara:

Easily spooked. He would also be a gremlin child and probably play pranks on whatever giant was around him. I can see him being caught bc his own prank backfires or he gets a tad too bold using a prank for distraction to run across something. He'd trust quickly if not hurt, but remain a little scared and nervous until proven he won't be hurt. He would probably be a very creative tiny cat that still keeps his claws on the dull side but uses them to get around.

—

G!Irza:

If you think he's been provoked then just outright avoid him for a first meeting. He is definitely the scariest bc of his constant frown and disapproving looks. He doesn't actually realize he looks at people so threateningly tho, most of the time he's only thinking. His claws could be dangerous but he wouldn't like touching a tiny at first. I can see him noticing a tiny running across the counter and walking away. Altho that's if he's just way too done with his day. Every other time he would catch the tiny using his shadow...so the tiny's own shadow wraps around their legs as he's standing there with his accidentally intimidating gaze. He would probably hold them too tight at first. If mistaken for a mouse he would probably smack them away from him with his tail, but not super hard...but still enough to go across the floor. He just wants to be left alone most of the time. I can see him becoming severely possessive of a tiny and actually being much nicer than he both looks and acts. Won't pick up a tiny unless they step onto his hand willingly. I love him as a giant, it just suits him. Also, bc of his shadow, his steps are completely silent. No shaking ground, no sound. Just nothing and he is suddenly standing right there. He's got his body under perfect control for absolute silence. (He's great for noms. He doesn't have a storage but there's like this weird time thing with his stomach with how long it takes for something to even begin to digest. I kinda stretch that out but I mean something that is alive or not edible would be left completely alone for about 6hrs before there would be maybe a small tingling feeling. It would take another few hours before it became painful. Normal food is a little bit slower than other systems, but living creatures and inanimate objects are basically suspended for a long time. There's also, first thing I gave him: three pockets in his throat. Like one right at the back of his throat, one at his collarbone, and one inside his chest, all could probably fit at least one or two tinies in each one. They're all just going right down his throat and he can open and close them at will. He's messed with Vara by doing that to change his voice too. I can't believe I made that without even thinking about noms.)

T!Irza:

Very angry, shouting tiny. He would bite and scratch and struggle while cursing their existence. He'd probably start shouting and accusing the giant of whatever possible outcomes there could be before saying he'd just return whatever it is tenfold. He would be very hard to notice. He's very silent still. He'd very incredibly fast, actually quite strong, and probably inside the cupboards and raising the freezer and fridge a lot. Heat and cold don't affect him. Cold eventually does, but he can withstand quite a bit before it hurts him. Heat just...doesn't really do anything. He would use aggression to hide how terrified he is and be hard to convince you're not a threat.

—

I know I probably mentioned noms in asking for it

Idk if you'd write that altho noms with a g!Irza and t!Vara would be really cool

I'll do noms explanation too just bc:

If Vara was nommed:

He would panic and start shouting to stop, probably apologizing. Basic things, but also ask what he did wrong. He would probably notice after maybe half an hour that he's not being hurt. I can imagine Irza would not explain himself at all and probably only do it bc he needed to hide the tiny. Either the tiny is noticed and mistaken for a fairy so those around him want to turn Vara into a potion...or Irza is about to be beaten up/is a villain. If he was villain then cara would have snuck/fallen into one of his many pockets and only noticed at a bad time while the villain was trying to escape. He would probably not explain it at all, even after letting Vara back out after getting home. If Vara was in one of those throat pockets he'd be extremely confused and asking Irza "what did you do". Also, those pockets and the weird thing his stomach does were all because he's half dragon. Any less dragon and he wouldn't have it.

If Irza was nommed (limited to mouthplay unless you felt like getting creative and saying some random magic did it):

He would protest loudly, bite a whole lot more and not stop squirming. He would use his claws to absolutely tear apart the mouth tho if he was in there longer than a few seconds or was about to be swallowed. He isn't very compatible with it. Vara would have only done that after getting way too frustrated with Irza over maybe some sort of argument and deciding to try what Irza was shouting he'd do to get the dragon to listen. That, or accidentally just shove him in bc cat instincts went "mouse!"

—

I have absolutely no clue what you'll write but I technically took advantage of this to get my own thoughts about them in order. That way I could potentially write my own story with them, maybe with noms.

oh boy. The Big One.

alr here we go, zoomin through this !!!!! :D

vara okay cat boy my beloved <3<3

ahhh a gardener that'd be so good for t!irza,,,, and lovely lil guy for not swearing :D not even when he's alone and does something stupid?

ohhh does the humming piss irza tf off??? i can see it,,,,

dancing when cooking is a bop >:]

and ahhhh waiting outside his door!! the clingy duo of the voidshire universe <3 i gotta ask lol does breakfast ever burn when he's waitin' outside?

mmmmmm vaza beloved. and i totally forget i know we covered this, but irza is only in love with quickvine right?

okay okay irza timeeee (sorry my thoughts for things aren't the most detailed, i'm mostly just taking things in :])

LMAO exactly like me. shut up is my favorite thing to say w the ppl i'm comfortable with asddfsdj

alriiiiiiiight my dialogue for them is growing a lil stronger :>

cara is back!!! vrooooooom

(cara: real)

ahhhh protective instincts! it's better considering he's a cat. lovely. but also dragons being possessive are awesome :D

pfffff lmfaoaoo i love irza (took me three tries to write that. i went gara and then vara and then irza LMAO) just growling at people to make them leave. it's his equivalent of barking 😭

aaaa irza being the rare nice soul,,, i just got the best drawing idea i will make it later if i remember. maybe send me an ask to remind me,,,, ANYWAYS cool to know he can control his strength somewhat when he's aggravated or just mad,,, uhhhh and ooo deep and slick, i like!

okay yes g/t time >:D

really?? wow i forgot to consider his like giddy self. reminds me of tommy in a sense,,,,, anyways godddd if irza can't handle vara as a human sometimes imagine what that's like for him as a tiny 😭

(whoops took a break for duolingo sdfjfjd)

AHHHH BEANS??? OUR CAT BOY HAS BEANS????> FISKASKSKKM WHAT YOU'VE NEVER MENTIONED THIS?????

and ahhh cat instincts <3333

(oop some asshole took my 2nd place hold up)

okay back

alriiiiight so write a mix of ranboo & tubbo for t!vara :D

i would not go near g!irza like ever adsjdvjds

as he should, leave that damn thing along and let it live <3

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH G!VOID IS MY NEW FAVORITE GIANT NOOOOPE FORGET VARA AND IRZA. VOID IS SUPERIOR.

mmmmmmmm possessive giants my beelllllooooovvveeeeddd

ah okay that's good to know otherwise i probably would've put that in the first meeting description dshvs

AND AHHH WHAAT THAT THROAT THING IS SO COOL :000

aaaah excited for vaza noommsssss very excited indeed

AHA for t!irza i can just imagine c!brick and write him DSHSJA

H nom timeeeee !!!

cw vore talk, mention & implication beloooooow

awww poor guy for not realizing for so long :( and wondering what went wrong :C i will have so much fun writing noms with them. angst for the angst god :D

yesyesyeysyeyeyyseyys nomming tinies to protect them from a fight. 10/10 😍

and yesyes trap vara in throat pocket YES,,,,, cool as internal hybrid features. AWESOME

aaa biting pff and yeah that's not a pleasant trip down at all, i can't believe vara would even consider going through with it, even if it was life or death sdfdhdfsj

AHA revenge for those scars vara gave him >:DDD but... but in another universe LMAO

i often have no clue what i'll write either! and :00 if you ever do write anything on your own, you gotta gimmie it all. i would LOVE to see the og interpretation of them as g/t since i'll never know vara or irza like you do.

anyways thanks for all this! it's.... a lot to go off of /pos

[cinema-hallucinations]

Prompt: write a movie concept for the story of a man with the power to turn sound into physical object. Typically these object are abstract nonsense. Once day he discover that one very specific sound turns into a living, breathing creature.

Title: The Noise

Tagline: Don't speak your mind. He might just create it.

Logline: Arthur "Arty" Finnigan can sculpt reality with sound, but all he creates is nonsensical clutter. Until, one day, a hum from an old refrigerator manifests as a tiny, sarcastic, living gremlin – forcing Arty on a hilarious journey to control his powers and the mischievous creature he accidentally brought to life.

Characters:

Arthur "Arty" Finnigan: A kindhearted but frustrated sound sculptor. Arty dreams of creating beautiful objects with his ability, but his power manifests as bizarre and useless things.

Squawk: A sarcastic and mischievous gremlin creature accidentally created by Arty from a refrigerator hum. Squawk enjoys causing chaos and thrives on loud noises.

Dr. Evelyn Walsh: A brilliant but eccentric scientist who studies auditory anomalies. She becomes Arty's reluctant mentor, determined to understand his unique ability.

Agent Rodriguez: A by-the-book government agent tasked with monitoring Arty and keeping his powers under control. He's constantly bewildered by Arty's creations and Squawk's antics.

Plot:

Arthur "Arty" Finnigan leads a lonely existence. Cursed with the ability to turn sound into physical objects, his apartment is filled with a chaotic collection of nonsensical sculptures – a giant rubber duck quack made from a car horn, a shimmering disco ball birthed from a disco song, a pile of squeaky dog toys materialized from a child's laughter.

Arty longs to create something beautiful, something useful, but his attempts always result in the absurd. His frustration mounts when the constant hum of his malfunctioning refrigerator suddenly takes shape – a tiny, green, trouble-making gremlin named Squawk.

Squawk thrives on loud noises, growing larger and more powerful with each blaring car alarm or booming construction site. He delights in causing chaos, turning Arty's life upside down and leaving Agent Rodriguez exasperated at the need to constantly clean up the mess.

Desperate to control his ability and contain Squawk, Arty seeks help from Dr. Evelyn Walsh, a scientist obsessed with the study of auditory anomalies. Dr. Walsh, initially skeptical, recognizes the potential of Arty's power and the danger of an uncontrolled Squawk.

Together, they embark on a quest to understand the intricacies of Arty's power and find a way to create living creatures from sound instead of nonsensical objects. Their journey leads them to hidden archives, forgotten sound recordings, and encounters with a colorful cast of characters who manipulate sound in unique ways (think street performers who create illusions with music, monks chanting to shape reality).

The climax involves a battle of sound. Arty, with Dr. Walsh's guidance, must use his powers to create a creature powerful enough to contain Squawk. He learns that the key is not just the sound itself, but the emotional intent behind it. Arty uses a recording of his own voice expressing his love for music and his desire to connect with others, creating a majestic creature of pure melody that effortlessly subdues Squawk.

Humor:

The absurdity of Arty's accidental creations and Squawk's mischievous antics.

The mismatched personalities of Arty, the gentle sound sculptor, and Squawk, the chaotic gremlin.

The frustrated reactions of Agent Rodriguez to the constant mayhem caused by Arty and Squawk.

Dr. Walsh's eccentric and often dangerous experiments in sonic manipulation.

Themes:

The power of sound and its ability to create and shape reality.

The importance of intention and emotional connection in using one's talents.

Finding friendship in the most unexpected places.

[nityarawal]

2/28/2024

Eternity (Jobs)

Am I Just A

Katy Cat

To You

Flavor Of The Week

Am I Just A

Katy Cat

Or Will You Make

Me Purr

For Eternity

Am I Just Some

Arm Candy

Inspired By Disney

Swan Princesses

Persian Queen's

Or Will My Stardust

Be Analyzed

With Love

Like Your Rockets

By Our Watching

Eyes

You Might

Think

Mamma's Naive

But She Studied

You

And All The Highly

Sensitive Ones

Around You

You Want To

Stay Together

For 6 Months

To Mars

In A Tiny Shelter

With Only Me

And A Few Friends

Martian Marriage

Is Not Just A

Business Arrangement

Of Jews

Brands

It's A Family

Heart

For Eternity 

You Entrust Your

Life

Don't Want Elon

Subsisting

On Jail Food

Dying In Isolation

Waiting

Don't Want Elon

To Get The Saints'

Disease

Diabetes

Don't Want Elon

Spoiled Into Molds

Gout

Or Syphilis  Please

Elon Divine

King Of Eternity

Is Kind

A Gentle Giant

Waiting On Every

One

Waiting

On Me

Waiting On

Kids

You See

He Negotiated

With Israel

A Million Jewish

Attys

He Pled With

Pappas'

Through A Meme

On T.V.

He's A Gentle Giant

Won't Hurt Anyone

Not Even Gremlin

Yet Mother's

Need To Defend

Our Sons'

He's A Gentle Giant

Not Gay 'Till 9

Mammas' Best

Friend Always

'Cuz Knights Feel

Best In Line

With Her

He's A Gentle Giant

It Wasn't His Fault

His Pappa Errol

Pushed Pedophile

Beliefs On All Of Us

South African

Apartheid

Wars

He's A Gentle Giant

Trying To Break Free

Karma Yogi

Like Ghandi

With A Little Boy

Inside 

Don't You See

Begging For The Walls

Of Eternity

You Can Watch

If It's Interesting

Begging For The Walls

Of Eternity

But It's A Sin

To Laugh

And Turn

Your Cheek

For We Only Have

Finite Time Left

Martians

Laugh

It's Funny

No Guilt

In Surviving

Cinderella's Stepsisters

Fighting At The

Labs

Won't Release

Our Children

Think They Have

A Better Plan

Now They're Begging Us

To Nanny

All Of Them

With Murdering

Nannies

First Ladies

Prime Ministers

A Parody

Of Royalty

Airforce

Repent

Like Alex From

Lakshmi Tech

Murdering Nannies

In Indian Constructs

Attack

My Educators 

Like The First Lady

Murdering Nannies

Like JMa

At Space X

Transing Texas

That's Not The 

Katy Cat

We Want Propegating 

Tm.org Slavery

She Dropped "The Voice,"

She Dropped

Vegas

Honeypie

Heard It Was 

Moldy

Cowgirls

And Wants To

Model

Our Cybertrucks

With Beyonce

For Cybermoms

In Bands

Not Brands

Like Kim Kardashian

Law Librarian Of My Ladies

No Ones Thanked

Us Properly

But Lady Gaga

We See Your

Going Up To Bat

For Me

We See You Gagas

Swifties 

Britneys

We See You Paris

Jessica

Alexis

Ayni

April Julia

Amy Katie

Jyoti Aditi

Happy

Laguya

Sparkling

And All My Ladies

We See You

Behind

Eternal Glass

And We Say

Come Play

As You Are

Honey 

Secret Is

You're Beautiful

To Me

Eternity

Forever

We'll Have A

Blast Mammas'

Naturally

Peace,

Nitya Nella Davigo Azam Moezzi Huntley Rawal 

[absolutely-esme]

The "OH YEAH" instinct is triggered by the wall breaking apart around them.  Danny was already in the habit of using intangibility before he was strong enough to break through the walls.  This means that it rarely comes up for him but is even more startling when it does.  Danny isn't even aware he does it.

By the way, are we imagining a Danny that stayed short or a Danny that hit a growth spurt and grew up tall and broad like Jack?

I can see either, really.

Danny and Tim being short kings together would be fun.  The contrast between small stature and immense power is always fun.  Small size also works better for wild gremlin Danny, which is always fun, and Tim would so vibe with that.

Then again, I can also see Danny as this Giant mountain of a man who is in awe of his comparatively tiny boyfriend.  Gentle giant Danny could easily carry Tim in one arm, loves doing it, and knows that Tim loves that he can do it, but always waits for Tim to ask because he respects his badass boyfriend who can kick his ass despite being smaller and having no superpowers.  Imagine Red Robin and Phantom fighting together and RR casually climbs Phantom and launches himself off of his shoulders.  He always has the high ground advantage because the high ground is on his side.

DP X DC Like Father Like Son

Danny and Tim had been dating for a year or so now, and after having moved in together Tim loves his boyfriend to bits with one singular complaint.

He never remembers to use the fucking door.

See, Danny had never been particularly shy about his meta status, he'd been taking his little 'shortcuts' through walls for long before Tim had met him. Tim knew he saw the laws of physics as somewhat optional, but he just couldn't understand how someone who had grown up till their teenage years a completely average human could so often have reality slip his mind.

So when he goes over to the Fenton family home for Thanksgiving week and sees his boyfriend's father absentmindedly kool-aid man his way through the public library's exterior wall, Danny's behavior suddenly started to make a lot more sense.