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apollos-boyfriend · 9 months ago

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I FINALLY FUCKING DID IT

#icarus speaks #isaac posting #THAT FUCKING FAKE BUTTERBEAN #IS IFNALLY MINE #THANK YOU DEATH CERTIFICATE I CANT BELIEVE I HAD TO WASTE YOU #ON SUCH A SHIT ITEM

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rosecolouredheart · 8 months ago

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YEAH NO SHIT MY GUY.

#stardew valley #LOCAL SHOPOWNER TRIES TO POISON FAMILY???#I know it's just drawing from the pool of sold items but like. holy shit.#this one's a first for me

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raycatzdraws · 11 months ago

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LU WIND BUT HE'S A ITTY BITTY HUMMINGBIRD

Slingshot Proficiency!

+bonus doodle drafts

#requests #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu wind #lu legend #lu sky #post post comments:#Wind agreed to do this but whether he caught the moon pearl or Legend caught him is up to you ajdsfsd #this is for shits and giggles and I know it's kinda ooc 'xD #also it's in reference to the d&d polymorph spell - the hummingbird likely has only one hit point so taking any damage would change him bac #PLEASE DON'T HIT BIRDS IRL #the slingshot being such an important item in Seasons is cool #if I had a nickel for every time I post LU fanart and there ends up being a new LU post that day too - I'd have at least three!#I was thinking that it being a friday near the end of the month that there'd be a chance and LO

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 9 months ago

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WENT INTO A STARDEW FUGUE STATE LADS ITS FOUR THIRTY AM MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS FUCKED GOOD NIGHT

#BIG OOPS #BUT I F I N A L L Y GOT THAT STUPID SECOND SNAKE VERTEBRAE I NEEDED #IN ORDER TO FINISH THE ARCHEOLOGICAL TENT MISSION #IN ORDER TO GET THE OSTRICH INCUBATOR #IN ORDER TO GET MORE OSTRICH EGGS #IN ORDER TO FINALLY FUCKING SHIP EVERY ITEM IN THE GAME FOR THAT ACHIEVEMENT #AUUGHUGRUHGGHGHGH IM ON LIKE YEAR FOUR OF THE GAME OR SOME SHIT #stardew valley #okay now its time to optimize moneygain im halfway through the 10 mill achievement #plus i need the gold to pay for obelisks #after that i just need to wait til spring fest cuz i forgot to buy a spring scarecrow and then i'll be able to craft the deluxe #finish up gifts for george and then the final special order is making vodka for pam #then its JUST the gold clock

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precisely-42-bees · 3 months ago

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I hate that this god forsaken roblox game has me in it's grasps

#dandys world #dandy dandys world #rodger dandys world #dandy dw #rodger dw #art #digitalart #shitpost #im not calling you good boy #dandy #your items are shit

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which-item-poll · 10 months ago

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#this one is meant to start shit sorry #harry potter #which item poll #Amazon

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gavamont · 8 days ago

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Made a new magical ring that is hammered impossibly thin and allows the wearer to become thin like paper.

Pros: slip through gaps, become basically invisible if you turn sideways, your hands can now give paper cuts.

Cons: the wearer is particularly prone to scissors, origami folds, and hole punches.

#wizard #wizardposting #wizard shit #wizardblogging #d&d #dnd #wizardblr #magic items

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when-wulf · 3 months ago

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People compare Gale to a puppy dog because of his sweet personality and big sad eyes and not for the true reason which is that if you don’t provide him with enough attention and mental stimulation he will become incredibly destructive.

#bg3 gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #and he’s too cute for you to even be properly mad at #this post dedicated to my dog who carefully selected a book from the shelf #and proceeded to chew the shit out of one of the corners #put your magic items in a puzzle feeder to provide your wizard with enrichment

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heatherchasesyou · 2 months ago

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Roblox Heather Mason <3

#pls ignore da joint on tha 2nd img LMAOOOOO #dat shit's called “pizza stick” but it's clearly a joint this prob will get banned at some point LOL #LITTLE UPDATE BUT THE JOINT ITEM RLLY GOT BANNED IT DISAPPEARED FROM MY INVENTORY LMFAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #silent hill #silent hill 3 #heather mason #cheryl mason #sh3 #shitpost #video games #silent hill series #roblox #gif #gifs #animated gif #roblox screenshots

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shinobicyrus · 2 years ago

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Welp CPAC was a fucking nightmare this year

Eradicated. They’re just using words like eradicated now. With whooping fucking applause.

#*deepest sigh*#CPAC #Transphobia #Michael Knowles #a man I didn't know existed and now wish I didn't #he wasn't the only one of course #you had #Marjorie Taylor Greene #advocating a nationwide bill to ban trans healthcare #you had Tom Fitton #calling trans kids #''a demonic assault on the innocence of our children''#this trans panic shit is now a major item on the national Republican platform #Trans Panic #Fascism #Christofascism #Republicans

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cuntbrow · 1 year ago

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i. crowley really is aziraphale's hypeman and wifeguy for all time and the demons HATE this angel like. terrible magishun. a wily opponent. this demon smiter must be warily approached. report any interactions to the demon crowley. there are so many things to unpack here hello

#not crowley outing himself as the aziraphale hotline and making him look dangerous to the other demons 😭#also like no wonder hell thinks they're an item. look at this shit #also CRAWLEY IS SUSPYSHUS HIS HAIR IS BAD. HELP #good omens #aziracrow #ysa.txt

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upsidedog · 1 year ago

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i was gonna do this meme with the original format then a much better came to mind

#stranger things #erica sinclair #dustin henderson #idk if they have a friendship name #i am usually v good about not cross tagging but bc these are literally the least popular characters so byler and max will be tagged bc byle #is popular and bc i produce so much max content it evens out lol #max mayfield #byler #dustin and erica being mlp friends is so special to me btw #also 4 those not familiar w/ the mlp g1 naming conventions these names makes sense #technically there was already a pony named ribbon but it's hard to find a single word girly concept or item that they didn't use #and the boys were named shit like quarterback and barnacle so i feel like dragonslayer is in character for dustin and mlp #also if it was the original format i would've used like lucas or steve but i also couldn't because they would also think erica's ponysona i #cool and want their own tbh

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polyporethewicked · 2 months ago

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My take on false son! (Very, very WIP)

I thought his design was insanely good conceptually, but missed a lot of potential in the personality it could convey. I wanted to really get across how his body is a dilapidated statue.

#risk of rain 2 #risk of rain fanart #risk of rain false son #false son #risk of rain #greatsword #dilapidated statue vibes #seekers of the storm #art #art comms open #polyporethewicked #fanart #digital art #Seekers is such a cool dlc #other than the shit items #and the shit laser attack false son has #and the shit release #but hey the levels and music are cool lmao

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boxheadpaint · 24 days ago

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just found out that my favorite picross/Nonograms app actually has like, an entire settlement building and adventure mode that as far as I know is EXCLUSIVE to android. Once again points off for iphone, pathetic

#Fucking startling seeing “huh there’s a wiki for the app? Maybe it has the changelog”[sees lists of items and quest mechanics] “whadt #I thought it was just a fun game you open to do nonograms and we all love Nonograms everybody does nonograms #But no apparently everyone else is going on adventures in middle earth with their boats and shit and I’m playing with touys

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himbionn · 1 year ago

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