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ngl when the i heard the cast of EPIC was gonna make it an immersive experience and actually take a trip to ithaca for the final stream, i kinda expected all that shit to go down. like what else was gonna happen. you are literally playing as odysseus. traveling to ithaca greece. on a boat no less. this is just a prophecy writing itself.
#epic the musical#ithaca saga#irl ithaca saga#i think what happened is that the gods looked down at these mortals and thought#hey you know what would be really funny#it be REAL funny#like the most hilarious thing ever#like the FUNNIEST THING#and that god was hermes#although isn’t troy just hermes badly disguised as a human?#troy caused this#i’m calling it now#omg
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Are you serious? Not kidding?
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⌗ raw!reader, comf, declaration of love, drunk!TheodoreNott, party, jokes and banter, flirt
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note: I'm tired of writing this... but it seemed to work out fine.
Theodore, the smartest student at Hogwarts, stood at the classroom door, looking at the large and thick walls that had been cracked for a long time. The guy didn't like to think about time, it drove him crazy. He tried to look at his time at Hogwarts from a more positive perspective, even though he was doing poorly.
The Slytherin noticed a human approaching out of the corner of his eye and turned around, "Ah... you're awake. I thought you were dead, sleeping beauty.", He grinned, keeping his hands on his hips.
A frail figure in a blue uniform was walking towards the guy along the empty corridor, clicking her heel, which was unforgivable for the Ravenclaw prefect. But we'll miss it. When you heard the greeting, you rolled your eyes in annoyance. A new day is a new batch of jokes and tricks. Nott just giggled at your reaction, waved at you and turned his head towards the classroom.
"Zabini suggested a drink after dinner. Are you with us?", He knew that you have a good relationship with a nice alcoholic. Standing next to him, you also looked at the closed doors. Transfiguration lesson. You crossed your arms over your chest and confidently stated, "I'll be busy." It is quite expected that a person like you will have things to do. But the guy's grin made it clear to you that he had come up with an interesting joke again.
"What's up? You didn't tell me. Have you found another boy who will make fun of you in the evenings?" You just sighed a little, "You're enough for me, nerd. I'm going to play chess with Potter."
Nott clicked his tongue, frowning. What an abomination, "Since when do you play chess? Are you trying to get closer to that ideal for half of Hogwarts?" You just giggled, slightly covering your mouth.
You've been in love with this Slytherin since freshman year and haven't looked at the other candidates. He is warmth and comfort. Calmness. Even though you don't want to admit it.
There was an orange landscape in the courtyard, which both Theodore and you liked, so your couple was in a better mood than the others.
"He offered, and I was just free. Nothing special," you said, looking a little more confident. Nott scratched his head, looking at his shoes, "You could have hung out with us then.", the guy sighed, "Okay. Come on, sleeping beauty."
He took your arm and led you to class. He took your arm. Took your arm for the first time. Your heart started pounding, literally trying to jump out of your chest. You followed him obediently, no matter where. All your thoughts were occupied by the fact that he was holding your hand.
The guy entered the office, which was filled with students. They were all waiting for the professor and watching another argument between a Slytherin and a Ravenclaw, not noticing Theo and you.
Nott came over to your desk, leading you along, "Hey?" he said, bringing you back to reality. You just looked at him absently and nodded. What for? You don't know. "I'm sorry, I was thinking."
The guy grinned, leaning towards you and resting his hands on the table, "Are you fantasizing about me? Baby, I can make all your dirty fantasies come true, just ask." He grinned and went to his friends, leaving you. You rolled your eyes and looked away. Idiot.
The girls have already taken you into their company, telling you about the latest gossip, and you were trying to distract yourself from thoughts of Slytherin. Just for a minute.
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Basically, the day went as usual: boring lessons, Tarot cards (jokingly) at breaks, discussion of Daphne's outfit for the ball and Nott. Theodore Nott has taken literally every second of your time. Not just thoughts. The guy showed up at every break, at every meal, and at every free minute. It's fun for him. Maybe for you too.
In the evening, when Potter reported on important matters with "urgent questions," you still decided to go to Zabini. Why not?
Entering a noisy room, you waved to a familiar bunch of guys at the door, hugged your friends and only glanced at Zabini, who had already found a girlfriend for the evening. You'll say hello to him later. The main thing is different: Nott. He noticed you too and immediately stood up, inviting you to sit next to him, "Little witch, sit down.... It's good to see you."
Of course, sitting down with him is a bad idea. What if the jokes get to a physical level? Although, it's kind of good... nonsense. Okay, calm down. You sat down next to him, nodding at his greeting, "Potter is busy, I decided to stop by."
"Oh, so our hero is busy? It's a nuisance. Okay, here, ah... firewhisky and like... that’s all..." Nott looked thoughtfully at the table, remembering what else he could offer. Unable to think of anything, he turned to you and smiled. "You always have me, you can eat and drink me."
You raised an eyebrow and squinted in his direction, "Sorry, I'm on a diet. I prefer not to eat after 6"
The guy first blinked, trying to figure out your joke, and then grinned and nodded, "Yes, yes, I understand… I just, well..." He lazily pointed at a couple of bottles of alcohol. They were pointlessly empty on the table, almost shouting: "Nott is drunk out of his mind."
You nodded in disappointment, "Every time you're not in class, you're fucking around." Theo smiled brightly, closed his eyes and nodded confidently. Like a dog, which is not like him during lessons and Quidditch practice. "That's right. That's why I'm given a life here."
Sighing, you were about to get up, leaving the drunk guy, so as not to get any problems. You never know. But he stopped you by first pulling you by the arm, and then holding you by the shoulders with both hands. Nott made fake sad eyes and almost whimpered, "Heeeeey... stay with me, at least for a couple of minutes. You're always leaving in my dreams, and now..."
In dreams? What kind of nonsense is this? You tilted your head to the side and frowned, "Did you dream about me? What the..." Theo didn't let you finish. He put his finger on your lip, silencing you and leaned in, "It's a secret. It's better not to tell anyone that I have dreams at all. Suddenly, someone will get into my head..." he whispered, and then looked around. The guy met her gaze again and continued, "I heard someone here can do this."
Your surprised eyes slowly became irritated, "Nott, this is a story for children. Are you nuts?" The Slytherin laid his head on your shoulder, nuzzling your collarbone. Your ears turned slightly red, which made you want to push him away so that no one would notice. But you didn't do it.
The guy said sleepily, "Did you know that you smell great? Patchouli, cedar leaves, bergamot... it smells like autumn." Your heart skipped a beat. Compliments like "Cool lipstick," "Wow, great styling," or "Cute boots." had no effect on you. But this description of your scent... Nott hugged you around the waist, breathing heavily, "You're right. I must be crazy to be in love with..." but he couldn't finish.
Blaze ruffled his hair, silencing him with his abrupt arrival and smiled happily at you, which made you feel calmer, "Hey! Did you come anyway? I see that the idiot is already drunk... keep an eye on him, and I'll leave with... uh... in short, with the pretty Gryffindor. Don't be bored."
You didn't even have time to greet him, let alone respond to his request. He disappeared into the crowd, leaving you alone on that couch again. More precisely, there were people here... but they are not felt. Absolutely.
Nott looked out into the crowd, trying to spot his friend, but to no avail. Then he turned to you and grinned, drunkenly rather than cockily, "Would you sleep with Zabini?"
The question has brought you to a standstill. You stared at his alcohol-reddened face and blinked a little, "Well... you know, such questions shouldn't be asked. But I would rather answer no than yes." Theo nodded and rested his head on your shoulder again, which made your heart beat faster again, "And with me? Would you sleep with me, Y/n?" he muttered, closing his eyes.
You blushed again and swallowed, "You know... I'm not going to answer that question. This is unethical and uncivilized, Theodore Nott. "His hands were resting calmly, without movement, on your waist. He nodded again and sighed, "But I would with such a beauty." You are used to skipping such comments, it's not the first time you hear. But now your eyes were darting in different directions, nervously and touchily. You don't even understand why you're offended. Because he's drunk and says things like that? Maybe.
"Okay, Theo, let's go for a walk. Let's try to slow down the negative effects of alcohol's toxic substances on your brain." You gently helped him up, still holding him in your arms. Not because you wanted to, but because he wouldn't let you go. When you straightened up, he finally released you from his grip. Surprisingly, his drunken state still allowed him to walk and stand, but you still helped him get out of the noisy space.
The Slytherin common room was cold and empty. You quietly went out into the hallway of Hogwarts, holding his hand. Nott didn't take his eyes off you, smiling drunkenly. After looking around, you walked on, wandering through the already night-time corridors of the school. He was still holding your hand, now looking at the floor. The silence was pleasant rather than embarrassing. Quiet footsteps, rustling of clothes, faint wind and sighs. Nothing more.
After going out to Ravenclaw Tower, you went to the window overlooking the lake. The clean air allowed you to think clearly again. Theo leaned against the wall, looking up at the night sky, "Sorry about tonight. I... well..."
"You'll sober up and apologize, Nott. There's no need to annoy me again." you replied, still looking at the lake. His gaze fixed on you and he grinned, "That's what I like about you. So serious. Like you are ready to kill… This little walk brought me back to my senses a little bit, don't worry. Accept my apologies."
You still looked at him and nodded, "Okay then, nerd, I forgive you."
Theo leaned over to you, smiling a little brighter, "So you're ready to forgive me? Are you not indifferent to me?"
Raising an eyebrow, you looked at him in surprise, "You seem smart, but the train of thought is not logical... do you want me to feel something for you so much?"
The smile faded from his face and he nodded with a serious expression, "Yes. Why not?"
You shook your head and turned back to the lake. It stood out from everything else, which caught your attention. Like Nott.
The guy touched your cheek, silently forcing you to look at him, which you did. He bent down a little more and said, "Even though I'm drunk, but when I talk about love, nothing affects the words. I want you to feel something for me. Because I am. I... just, hm..." This time, he let go of his gaze. Theo stared at the floor, trying to find the right words.
You stared at him dumbfounded, trying to digest the words he said. Then you swallowed and replied uncertainly, "Well, I... feel... something." He looked up and stared at you hopefully, "Yes? You're not kidding? Fuck, I'm drunk, for sure..." The guy ran his hand over his face and looked at you through his fingers, "Are you sure you said that? Are you serious? Not kidding?"
You chuckled softly and shook your head, "Not kidding." Nott immediately pulled you by the waist, eagerly biting into your lips. It was as if he had turned one of his million bedtime fantasies into reality. You were stunned, but you accepted the kiss by hugging his neck.
The moonlight was spying on this moment, illuminating your faces. No, although you needed the kiss so much, it was rather gentle, warming you on this autumn night.
Soon you broke away from each other. Nott leaned back to look into your eyes. "I'm sorry. I don't know... I don't remember why anymore. But I'm sorry." You nodded, also not knowing what he was apologizing for, "Okay. Anyway, I forgive you, nerd. You know... you have an insanely long tongue. Shut up already." You grabbed him by the collar of his black shirt and pulled him back for a hotter kiss.
You spent the rest of the evening walking around Hogwarts. Silently and contentedly. The wind contrasted with the warmth of his hands, leaving a pleasant feeling, like brownies with ice cream. And you don't need anything more. You will remember this moment for the rest of your life.
#slytherin#slytherin boys#theo nott#theodore nott#harry potter#theodore nott x reader#omg#i love him#my baby#theodore not x fem!reader#theodore not#theodore not x y/n#theodore nott x y/n#theodore nott x you#theodore nott fluff#theo nott x reader#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#slytherin boys x reader#slytherin x reader#hp x reader#harry potter x reader#hogwarts oc#hogwarts houses#writing#lorenzo zurzolo
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#the way I lost it#writers...... this was so good#i hated it and loved it#omg#the dragon prince#tdp#tdp spoilers#tdp s7 spoilers#mine#queue
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#nightcrawler#nightcrawler x men#nightcrawler comics#kurt wagner#x men 97#omg#xmen#xmen comics#kurt wagner x men
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"The word of the day is grateful! We conglomerate on our holiday road to wish you and yours the best this season!" - AEW
#aew#aew dynamite#aew rampage#aew collision#the conglomeration#freshly squeezed#orange cassidy#kyle o'reilly#mark briscoe#willow nightingale#omg#lol i love it#rocky romero#this is great
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THIS IS SO F#CKING AMAZING
Made an arcane fan animation hehe
#whoa#incredibly cool#viktor#viktor arcane#jayce talis#arcane s2 spoilers#arcane#arcane season 2#jayvik#animation#so freaking cool#so fucking good#so fucking beautiful#so fucking excited#omg this is amazing#omg#omg omg omg
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So dumb
omg, pics…
No one would believe you if you said that the smartest student at Hogwarts was asking you to help with Herbology. But now, Theodore is here, sitting with you in the library and listening attentively to all the nonsense that you are talking. More precisely, it's nonsense to him. This is the most interesting discovery in the history of magic for you. At the same time, he nods, as if he's really interested in hearing about the Snargaluff. In fact, he just wanted to spend time with his lovely girlfriend, who loves talking about dangerous plants. Nott held your hand in his, running his thumb over it. The quiet library was especially pleasant this evening. When you finished, you looked at him with satisfaction, "Well? Do you understand everything?" Theo nodded and tilted his head to the side, "I still don't understand that topic about... those plants that bite." You looked at him in surprise, "Are you talking about Tentacula? This is a sophomore course topic, Nott." The guy nodded, smiling, as if this was normal for such a popular guy with his intelligence (and beauty). You shook your head, "God... you're so dumb." He sighed and his smile became more gentle, "Yes. I'm so dumb." You looked at him with displeasure and started telling him about the poisonous plant. In fact, deep down, you really liked it: the pleasant atmosphere, the smell of books, the best topic of conversation, and the sweetest boyfriend in the world. Such moments will remain in your smart head for a long time.
#slytherin#slytherin boys#theo nott#theodore nott#harry potter#theodore nott x reader#omg#i love him#my baby#theodore not x fem!reader#theodore not#theodore not x y/n#theodore nott x y/n#theodore nott x you#theodore nott fluff#theo nott x reader#hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry#slytherin boys x reader#slytherin x reader#hogwarts oc#hogwarts houses
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Holy mother of God
#sam hazeldine#omg#yes#adar#damn#rings of power#i love him.#oops your kink is showing#he makes me weak#sdcc#i want him to grab me with those hands#thirsty doesn't even cover it#hand veins
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I went to the forest that makes you have multiple pronouns and accidentally touched some poison ivy there
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Lego Swimming Pool Layout
#lego land#lego#legoland#amazing#video#omg#weird#strange#hilarious#funny#lol#laugh#my video#funny tumblr#funny content
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Man unintentionally teaches his Corgi sign language! 😊 Follow me for more smart puppers!
#funny#cute#pets#animals#humor#comedy#dogs#jokes#lol#positivity#memes#love#meme#haha#hilarious#life#omg#adorable#family#dogs of tumblr#wholesome#doggo#cute animals#dog#aww#lmao#deaf#sign language#american sign language
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@todays-problematic-ship
Have you heard of the Ship of Theseus?
no. was it problematic or something?
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