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camuslittlesister · 1 year

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Summer of Smut 2023 - 1

This is the first of a few fanfics I’ll be writing for this year’s Summer of Smut challenge, hosted once again by the lovely @voltage-vixen with @xxsycamore. All deets will be on their blogs. Past fanfics also on the master lists for the past editions, or feel free to scroll down the blog to find them.

I regressed to being 17 and writing fanfics based on songs. Maybe this one is a little dark in the meaning, but it’s meant to be the song alluded to in the story because of the sound. https://open.spotify.com/track/4AH5FTj8Qr5ZiWxXQJG2qs?si=5de14fe16b2446e7

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Prompt Playing Dirty in a Water Fight/Strip Tease in the Summer Otome Hakuoki SSL Ship Saito x Okita (I said what I said) Warning It partly takes place during a scene that exists for real in the game so could be considered a spoiler. Some vulgar language. Also it's long AF, sorry. And wholesome. I just love them too much.

愛が欲しいだけ明日も靡く陽炎の如く優雅な炎

(I just want love. Also tomorrow, graceful flames, just like a shimmering heat wave) - SUGIZO ft 京

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I didn't like that Hajime ended up on a team with Chizuru-chan, when I got stuck with Hijikata-sensei. The source of all evil. Not that he looked happy to be with me, either. The jerk. Why is he even here? I can hear Harada-sensei's teasing him, but I can't make up the words he is actually saying. Only his tone. Whatever, I don' t really care. I don't mind that Hajime is on the opposing team, I should focus on that. I wouldn't get to see him looking this cute if he wasn't. Although I'd get to see him from the sidelines, which is good too. I couldn't do this, though, I thought, as I picked up my gun and headed it for his thigh, close enough to spread a stain on his crotch but not somewhere I'd hurt him. I would never do something that'd mean he'd be out of action the rest of the weekend. I smirked, and he looked at me with a competitive fire in his eyes. Water straight in my face, as if he wanted to wipe the smirk off my face. Game on. I love you but a challenge is a challenge, I told him in my own mind, as way of apology for what I was about to do.

"Hajime! Sōji! Behave" Hijikata growled with an intimidating glare, like he had been some military general in a past life. We walked to the battle area, the weather so hot the stain had already dried off Hajime's swimsuit. Great, now I needed to focus on winning and I couldn't get his dick out of my mind. We didn't really have any plans for after the waterpark closed, knowing him he'd be rushing home to study once the weather was less unforgiving, but I just wanted to make him wetter and wetter. How did I even fall in love with someone this prim and proper? Even in bed he never gets properly wild. Not the way he makes me feel, at least. At times I have to wonder if he just has incredible self-control, or he doesn't feel as strongly as I do. It makes me want to do anything to try and make him let go, but he is always a step ahead of me. And it drives me wild.

Oh, Hijikata is so good at this. Guess even he would have something positive about him. Or Chizuru-chan is bad. She is a lovely klutz, we've been friends since we were little. Either way, we have won. I smiled triumphantly as I wrapped my arm around Hajime's shoulder: "Don't look so gloomy, I'll give you a consolation prize". He went off to the spectators' side, as I went to face the next team, a little more distracted than I wished I was. By the time our team was defeated, he was seemingly sleeping on a float, looking the cutest I had ever seen him. For a hormonal teenage boy I was having quite the wholesome lovey-dovey thoughts at the sight. It was hard to wake him up, but it needed to be done. The sun was beginning to set, the teachers were busy hitting on women at the bar, even Hijikata looked like he might be getting laid that night, and I couldn't imagine who would ever fuck that annoying bore, but I wasn't inclined to lose to him. If he was going to get some, so would I. "C'mon sleeping beauty, time to get changed and head home..." I teased him as he dozily raised his head from the float at my shaking his shoulder.

I headed for the showers, and my hair were barely lathered when the door to the cubicle opened. "How did you know it was me?" I looked at Hajime in surprise. "It doesn't matter" he replied, trapping me against the wall of the shower "what game are you playing today?" I didn't know what to answer, I had a few going on at the same time, which one was he asking about? I smirked. He pressed his body against me, like he wanted to make it clear he wanted an answer. I could feel my dick stir already, it had been far too long since he had touched me, between the summer kendo tournaments and him starting tutoring for next year's entry exams already. He looked down briefly, he knew. He moved away, leaving me in the shower with my unmet desire. "Am I taking you home, right?" this time it was he who did not reply, heading for the next cubicle in silence. I returned to washing my hair and body, unable to let go of the thought of his hands on his from my mind.

Fuck, I was proper hard in no time. Guess there's no way I can leave this cubicle like this, I thought, before turning my back to the door just in case and closing my eyes to try and conjure the image of Hajime as he looked when on top of me, his big blue eyes looking up at me as he trailed his way down my stomach, taking his sweet old time to get anywhere fun so that I would be begging for release before long. He had a talent for making it grow so much it was outright painful, I swear. If my body could want him any more than it already did, he'd find a way to make it happen. I bit the wrist of my free arm that propped me up against the wall, hoping that between that and the noise of the water nobody would know what I had just done. Except Hajime, he would know. No way he wouldn't know what he had done to me. He probably had done it on purpose. I made sure to watch the cum wash away entirely with the soap, hoping nobody in the changing room could tell, and breathed out a long sigh before turning off the water and wrapping myself in the towel.

Hajime was already out of his shower, acting as if nothing had been going on. I had to turn away from seeing his muscles flex as he towel dried his hair, the last thing I needed was another erection right away. "Do you want to go to the spot on the hill?" he asked, nonchalantly. Was he doing it to torture me? He must have known I wanted to go home with him, even after taking care of myself once already! "What if I say no?" I replied. "I'll go by myself" he left me no choice. I got dressed, making sure he saw everything that there was to see. Ha! A blush. Even he isn't immune, clearly. Cute. We saw some of our classmates but made our excuses. Nobody seemed to suspect we were going home together, thankfully. The last thing we needed was our secret being found out. It wasn't a long walk, and the sunset turning to dusk was quite romantic.

I grabbed drinks from the vending machine as he sat overlooking the lit-up city. It was a romantic spot, so I was surprised there weren't other couples out there. I sat down next to him, passing him a drink that was so often near his lips I didn't even have to ask what he wanted. "Thanks", he said, drinking it right away. I followed the drink down his throat, his Adam's apple moving with his every gulp. How could something so simple be so alluring? I wasn't drinking mine, and he took my hand in his. "What's up with this?" I asked. "What do you mean?" "You act cold, and now you're all touchy feely all of a sudden" "You act like a brat, you ask for it..." maybe he had a point. I lowered my head on his shoulder, not caring if someone saw us like that. "I wanted to go home with you. I even prepared myself for it when I was in the shower" he turned his head to kiss mine. How can he be so sweet at times? He drives me insane. "Some days I feel like all you want from me is sex..." he said, his soft voice having a hint of admonishment in it. "That's not true. I just don't know how else to show you how much I love you" "And that's without your obvious crush on Hijikata-sensei"

I sat back up. I was fuming."Crush? On that demon? Are you mad?" he gave me a knowing smile. I cupped his cheeks, maybe a bit more violently than I intended, kissing him there and then. He didn't seem convinced that he was the only one I had eyes for, but he relented: "Let's go home." We went to his place, which was closer than mine, and found a note from his parents. Good, at least there would be no awkward greetings before heading to his room, or worries about being heard. We went straight to his room, and he sat on the bed with his back against the head. "Show me how much you love me, then" there wasn't as much challenge in his tone or eyes as there was in the situation. He made no move to touch me or himself, just sitting there with his gaze fixed on me as I sat on the edge of the bed thinking. After a few moments I stood up, and headed for the stereo, looking for a specific CD and a specific song.

As the bass began to shake the space, I silently thanked the gods for the inspiration to wear a buttoned shirt that day instead of a t-shirt. It wouldn't have been quite as sensual to just take that off in one pull. I pretended not to care, looking around his desk while also playing with my buttons but not actually unbuttoning the shirt. I could see his jeans getting bulkier and, yet, he made no move to speed me up, looking at me like he wanted to see how far I would take it. It kinda made me want to stop and walk away. Why could he never throw me a bone with a sliver of vulnerability? Was he not dying to have me in his arms? I continued my slow strip-tease to the sound of the music, unsure what to do exactly because I had only seen women doing it, until eventually the song came to a close and I was back on the bed, naked, Hajime still fully dressed.

He pulled me close enough to kiss, soon rolling us over so that he'd be on top of me. He looked down at me, always cutting an impressive figure from that angle even though I was the taller one, his expression serious, almost broody. He too undressed, and I gave in and hurried to help. If he teased me any longer I'd be hard again already. I wanted to be the one taking care of him instead. Once his clothes too had gone he was once again straddling me, this time his dick almost pointing at me like a sword. It was almost like a flashback of being on the floor of a dojo with a sword pointing at my throat as he made his way to my lips. He knew what I wanted and wasn't going to just give it to me, that much was clear.

I wrapped him in my lips, but the range of movement in that position was limited and he knew it. He was making a point. I looked up to him pleadingly. Eventually, he smiled sweetly and moved away, reaching for the bedside table. It was a smile that, at last, reassured me that he really felt about me the way I felt about him. I pushed my legs on his shoulders, and laced my fingers with his on the bed as he finally gave me what I had wanted all along, our breaths and moans mixing like the notes in the music we had, by then, forgotten about. "I love you" he whispered, after collapsing on me when he was done. I kissed his head, wrapping my arms around him tight: "And I love you. Always"

Author's note: if you actually played the game you may recognise what the ending is based on. Yes, fangirl be fangirls, I had to give a nod to the Oshi's ability to kill one's my ovaries in one whispered word. If you have no idea, play the game. You should anyway.

#summer of smut #summer of smut writing challenge

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grailfinders · 3 years

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Fate and Phantasms #217

Today on Fate and Phantasms we're bringing the party back with the help of Ibaraki Douji (Lancer)! In her new swimsuit Ibaraki brings all the heat of her previous form with the added benefit of launching her enemies into the sky for a spectacular fireworks display. There's really only two spells in the game that push enemies upwards, so that makes this build a little more complicated than her original form. She's still a Storm Herald Barbarian to throw fireworks around, but she's also a Storm Sorcerer for even bigger bangs (and to grab one of the two spells I just talked about). Finally, she's also a Scout Rogue so she can slip out the back before she gets caught. Check out her build breakdown below the cut, or her character sheet over here!

Next up: I guess you could say I'm a... big fan of her work.

Race and Background

Ibaraki's still a Tiefling, but we don't need a mage hand so we can get up close and personal as a Zariel Tiefling instead. She gets +2 Strength and +1 Charisma, Darkvision to help stake out those evening beach parties, Hellish Resistance against fire damage so you don't get sunburned, and a Legacy of Avernus, which means right now you can cast Thaumaturgy, and while it doesn't use any saves or attacks I'm going to bring up right now that your legacy spells use Charisma for all of those things. Slam open a door on the other side of the room, then use that distraction to run off with all the weenies. A perfect crime.

Speaking of crime, you're still a Criminal. Most of your crimes are more pranks and stealing food than killing and looting, but Deception and Stealth proficiencies are still pretty good to have regardless.

Ability Scores

Oni are strong. Make your Strength big. Easy stuff. After that is Constitution, you spend the entirety of an endless summer surviving off cotton candy and hot dogs. I know servants don't need to eat at all but that still probably should've killed you. Third is Charisma, yours has to be pretty good if you were popular enough to get a swimsuit. I hear Okita's been trying for years now. Your Dexterity should also be okay at least, swimsuits aren't exactly platemail, and you're good at wriggling out of sticky situations. This means your Wisdom and Intelligence aren't the best; you can take the oni out of the berserker, but you can't take the berserker out of the oni.

Class Levels

Barbarian 1: Speaking being a berserker, starting off as a barbarian lets you fly into a Rage as a bonus action. You can't cast or concentrate on spells, but you deal extra damage with strength-based attacks, have advantage on strength checks and saves, and you resist physical damage types. (That's bludgeoning, piercing, and slashing.) Being a barbarian also makes wearing a swimsuit into battle a better idea thanks to your Unarmored Defense, giving you an AC of 10 plus your constitution modifier plus your dexterity modifier. One last thing you get are your proficiencies. You're good with Strength and Constitution saves, as well as Athletics and Perception.

Barbarian 2: At second level you can let loose a little with Reckless Attacks. You get advantage on all your attacks for the turn, and enemies get advantage on you for the round. Everybody wins! You also hone your Danger Sense giving you advantage on dexterity saves as long as you see the effect coming. As you know, fireballs aren't subtle.

Barbarian 3: Speaking of fire and not being subtle, let's do that. As a Storm Herald barbarian you get a Storm Aura. Technically there's three options you can swap out as you level, but we're only here for the Desert aura. That one lets you strap on a bunch of fireworks and set them off as a bonus action while raging, including the one you use to rage. You deal fire damage to everyone within 10' of you. No save, all damage. That. That's it, storm auras aren't complicated. Oh right, your Legacy of Avernus kicks back in, and you can cast Searing Smite at 2nd level once per long rest. Strapping a firecracker to your spear is an unorthodox way to deliver burns, but an effective one. Not that effective though, because for some reason the lingering effect is still based on concentration which is weird.

Barbarian 4: Congrats on reaching your first Ability Score Improvement. Your first boost goes to your Charisma for better smites now and stronger spells later.

Barbarian 5: We wanted to get to fifth level as fast as possible so you get your Extra Attack early. That lets you attack twice in a single action. You also get Fast Movement so you can move 40' per round to keep ahead of any party poopers. Finally, your Legacy of Avernus kicks in one last time so you can cast Branding Smite once per long rest. It's radiant damage rather than fire, but it turns out getting a fountain jammed into you makes it harder to hide, and they can't turn invisible until the spell ends. Well, I guess that's enough spells, right? Not like we're getting any more.

Sorcerer 1: Oh goddammit. Bouncing over to Storm sorcerer makes you a Wind Speaker, so you can speak primordial and its elemental dialects. There's no reason this can't be japanese, I guess. More on brand is Tempestuous Magic. If you're going to spend your action casting a leveled spell, you can spend a bonus action to move up to 10 feet without provoking opportunity attacks. This is kind of a nonbo with the smites since they don't include an attack when you cast them, but you do get a bunch of Spells anyway this level, so it'll work itself out. For cantrips, grab Booming Blade for another bunch of firecrackers for your spear, Thunderclap to chuck those babies into the crowd, and Create Bonfire to light up an area. You also get Shape Water for extra fun at the beach. For first level spells, Thunderwave is yet another explosive to set off, and Catapult just lets you use your oni strength to chuck things at your opponents. (Also, from this point on I'm not going to bring up why we're grabbing thunder damage spells. It's all fireworks.)

Sorcerer 2: Second level sorcerers are a Font of Magic, so you can turn sorcery points into spell slots or spell slots into sorcery points. You start off at your maximum number of points equal to your sorcerer level, and they refresh every long rest. Also pick up Burning Hands for more fire damage.

Sorcerer 3: At third level sorcerers can use their sorcery points to create Metamagic for extra effects on their spells. Heightened spells force disadvantage on one creature for their first save against said spell for 3 points. Or you can Quicken spells, spending 2 points to turn a casting time of one action into a bonus action. With the caveat that you can't cast two leveled spells this way in a single turn. You also get second level spells like Pyrotechnics. It requires a fire within 60' of you, but I don't think that'll be an issue. This spell comes with three different options. You can extinguish the fire if you're boring. If you want to make a big entrance you can turn the flames into fireworks, forcing a constitution save on everyone within 10' of the fire and blinding them if they fail. If you need to make an escape you can instead make a big cloud of smoke pop out in a 20' radius around the fire, heavily obscuring the area for up to a minute.

Sorcerer 4: It's a bit annoying that our strength is odd, but we can fix that later by making more numbers odd now! As a tiefling you have access to the feat Infernal Constitution, so use this ASI to grab that for an extra point in Constitution. You also get resistance to cold and poison damage, as well as advantage on saves against being poisoned. You clearly don't have an issue with water, and your diet would kill a lesser person. For spells, grab Gust so you can clear out that smoke if you really need it and/or start pushing around enemies. Also, grab Shatter for reasons that should be self-evident.

Sorcerer 5: Fifth level sorcerers get Magical Guidance, so if you fail a check involving, say, calligraphy tools, you can spend 1 sorcery point to reroll the check. You might not be here to doodle, but you can help if they really need it. Oh yeah you also get Fireball for the biggest explosion.

Barbarian 6: I'm sick of d6s for hit dice, so let's go back into barbarian for a bit. At sixth level you unlock your Storm Soul, giving you resistance to fire damage (Finally, am I right?), and you can ignore extreme heat and set objects on fire with a touch. These are all permanent buffs, not things that rely on your rage.

Barbarian 7: Your Feral Instincts give you advantage on initiative rolls, and you can ignore surprise by raging immediately. You also get an Instinctive Pounce, letting you move up to half your movement speed when you use your bonus action to rage.

Barbarian 8: Finally at another ASI, use this one to round up your Strength and Constitution for more damage, more health, and more AC. You really like strength and constitution. (Also, HP increases retroactively, so you get 13 extra hit points this level, not one.)

Sorcerer 6: Now that we're good at beating people up, let's go back to sorcerer for that giant hand. At sixth level you become the Heart of the Storm, giving you resistance to lightning and thunder damage. When you cast a leveled spell that deals those types of damage, you explode, dealing half your sorcerer level in lightning or thunder damage. Obviously thunder damage is more in character here. Plus, this explosion only hits creatures you want it to, unlike every other explosion you're throwing around. You're also a Storm Guide, so you can spend an action to stop the rain from falling around you, or use your bonus action to change the direction the wind is blowing. Ibaraki probably can't do this in canon, but you wouldn't show up if it wasn't beach weather anyway, so this is just keeping the DM from breaking continuity. Finally, you can cast Thunder Step, dropping a firework where you're standing and reappearing somewhere else.

Sorcerer 7: Seventh level sorcerers can cast fourth level spells, be we don't want those, so grab Water Breathing instead. You're a water oni, you should be able to swim.

Sorcerer 8: Use this last ASI to bump up your Dexterity for a better AC. Also, pick up Enhance Ability so you can improve one of your checks. I don't know what ability calligraphy uses, but you'll be good at it now.

Sorcerer 9: Ninth level sorcerers finally get fifth level spells, so grab Bigby's Hand and use Bigby's Hand to grab whoever you want. It makes a giant hand that can do all sorts of things, using your bonus action to control it. You can punch people, shove them, grapple them, or use it to block incoming attacks. Grab somebody, lift them 60' into the air, cast fireball. Boom, NP achieved.

Rogue 1: Okay, you've had your fun, but now we need to get out of dodge before somebody puts a stop to it. Bouncing over to rogue gives you proficiency in Acrobatics to slip out of grapples, as well as Expertise in Stealth and Acrobatics for a doubled proficiency bonus. You also get a Sneak Attack, but spears aren't finesse weapons so I'm not worrying about it too much.

Rogue 2: Second level rogues can make Cunning Actions on their bonus actions, letting you dash, disengage, or hide. You're already pretty speedy, but this just makes it worse. For other people, I mean.

Rogue 3: Our capstone level turns you into a Scout, which makes you the hardest thing to pin down we've ever made. You're a Skirmisher, which means you can bolt as soon as someone ends their turn next to you- just react and you can move half your speed without provoking opportunity attacks. You're also a Survivalist, giving you doubled proficiency with Nature and Survival skills. You're also proficient with those skills, just making that clear. You've finally unlocked the most powerful ability of all- you can cook for yourself!

Pros and Cons

Pros:

Your ability to get into and out of combat is unparalleled. With pounces and cunning actions to throw you into the fray, plus skirmishing and tempestuous magic to pull you out, you're an absolute nightmare for anyone trying to pin you down.

If you throw yourself into the thick of things you also come packing ways to deal damage to everything around you, with explosive spells, explosions from casting spells, and your rage explosions, you can tack on unavoidable damage to anyone dumb enough to get too close.

It's almost as easy for you to move your enemies as it is for you to move yourself. Use those explosives to shove people off cliffs, or launch them into the air. Either way, let fall damage do all the hard work for you.

Cons:

With all that mobility and explosives, getting close to you can be a problem for your allies as much as it is for your enemies. This can be a real problem if your cleric only prepared touch spells.

You focus on two types of damage, and one of those is fire. Fire is the most resisted damage type in the game, possibly bar poison. Just, be ready for disappointment when you go up against a dragon.

A lot of your abilities don't play nice with each other. Your flight and cunning actions both use up your bonus action, which you need for smites and rages. Speaking of, rages and spells don't play nice together either, so while you can do either, you can't really do both.

But that aside, you're a super fast powerhouse that resists fire, cold, lightning, thunder, piercing, slashing, and bludgeoning damage, so get in there, blow up, and act like you don't know nobody like you were born to. Just try to avoid getting surrounded. Your AC isn't that good, and we didn't get guts this time around.

#dnd 5e #D&D #fgo #fate grand order #ibaraki douji #sorcerer #rogue #barbarian

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sparks-joy-imagines · 3 years

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Hello!!! May I request first date headcanons with Kamui and Sougo? Thank you!

hey, thank you for the cute request! I hope you like it😘 -niob

first date headcanons:

Kamui:

date? what is that and can Kamui fight it or eat it? if not, he won’t be interested

he agrees to go on a date, when you bait him with food, so you two go to a food market, where you can enjoy many different dishes (bring enough money though) or AND to an all-you-can-eat restaurant (after Kamui finished 30 plates in 10 minutes you get thrown out and are lifelong banned from this place)

if you generously share your food and let him have a bite, he will do the same and you two will have a lot of fun while eating, he would also like it if you feed each other

you might wanna watch out for trouble and try to keep Kamui away from it though, as soon as this bunny smells the chance for a food fight, he will run off and forget everything and everyone else (even you and the food)

if it rains or if it’s super-hot, he will happily let you take shelter under his umbrella, secretly liking the closeness to you, thinking you smell nice

please give him all of your attention, if you direct your attention to someone else, he will get pouty and the one second you look away Kamui punches a hole through the chest of the person who stole your attention away from him

why would you even want to talk to someone else when you’re on a date with him?

after the eating spree you should definitely have something exciting up your sleeve, because if you don’t occupy him with something interesting, he will run off and be up to no good

an amusement park would do. Kamui won’t get what the fuss is about at first, but once you show him all the food stands, let him try cotton candy and persuade him to ride a roller coaster, he will have fun

surprisingly, he will find enjoyment in watching you have fun or be scared on the rides, you can feed his ego by clinging to him whenever you are scared during a ride

maybe just skip the haunted house because Kamui will destroy all the puppets and hurt every actor, who tries to frighten you

from the moment Kamui joined the Harusame he was deprived of non-violent physical contact, plus he is absolutely inexperienced in dating, so he won’t be the first to initiate any physical contact, but if you hold his hand, he will let you, decide it’s actually a nice thing after all and will not let go anymore. ever. there will never be a single second in which he’s not touching you anymore

at the end of the day, you will be very exhausted from babysitting Kamui all day long and stopping him from starting a fight every 5 minutes

Okita:

will walk you on a leash like a dog

the first date with Sougo is a wild ride, first of all he lets you wait for him a few minutes

when he finally shows up, you’re not sure if he really wants to be there, it seems like he doesn’t care much about the whole situation, even ignores you, when you try to strike up a conversation

he will definitely have something weird planned for your date. you can choose between a let’s-hunt-Hijikata-adventure or shopping tour through an adult store

he doesn’t care if you are not interested in either of it and makes you choose one of those two options

if you choose the let's-hunt-Hijikata-adventure, he’ll hand you a bazooka, takes one himself and you two start stalking Hijikata on his shift, once Hijikata is in reach Sougo pulls the trigger with an evil grin on his lips. he notices that you on the other hand did not pull the trigger, suddenly he hugs you from behind, covers your hand with his own and makes you pull the trigger

if you choose the shopping tour, he will push you into the first store and immediately asks you uncomfortable questions about your preferences and which toys you like. he will absolutely not care if you feel embarrassed, if anything it will rile him up and he will do it even more

exactly when you start to think about ending the date early, he changes into a nice guy and makes you a compliment, he even asks you if there is anything you want. something to eat or maybe a drink?

he will at some point actually suggest walking you on a leash, in return he will make a promise to you, “anything you want,” he says. IT’S A TRAP. if you refuse, because this is simply ridiculous, he will get upset and look at you with his pretty face, all innocent looking and somehow manage to make you feel guilty for refusing. HOW THOUGH? you just cannot win this.

from this point on he will switch between Mr. nice guy and jerk-kaiser to manipulate you and get you to submit to him

he will constantly tease you and every time you’re about to snap and just go home he tells you that he won’t keep his promise if you don’t behave

at the end of this eventually very long date you will ask yourself “what the hell was that?!”

#gintama #kamui #yato #okita sougo #kamui x reader #okita x reader #gn reader #headcanon #gintama headcanons #text #request #requests are open #niob

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toukenramblings · 3 years

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Can i request Hasebe, Tomoe and Kashuu reacting to child!Saniwa asking if they can go to their PTA meeting or watch them during a sports festival at their school pls ?

Oh my god.

Babeh.

Sports festival saniwa...oh my god. @rexcaliburechoes REXY HI PLS TAKE DIS FOOD

Heshikiri Hasebe

Hasebe isn’t...all that good with kids? He can tolerate them and as he gets closer to the master, he’ll begin to cherish them. They are still his master, no matter how small they are! Sure it’ll take some getting used to but like...he can handle it....he thinks?

One day they shyly ask him to attend a festival at their school a handwritten invitation given out to him. “I-I trust you...” the little one would say, small little hands gripping the paper to the point it may rip - head bowed as they hold it out to him. Hasebe can’t say no! They are so brave to ask him and he’s flattered really.

When the day of the festival comes, Hasebe had researched what they are like beforehand. He is prepared for the hot sun with copious amounts of water, a hat, bento boxes, so on and so forth! He’s uber prepared! No way is anything bad going to happen!

He cheers the loudest whenever the kid is competing in an event or performing a show like in a cultural festival. He’s taking pictures of how cute they are. He’s going to show EVERYONE back at the citadel how fucking pROUD HE IS OF THEM.

If the kid is doing something like cross country, I think Hasebe would be at least a coach for them. He’s pretty damn fast too, and honestly he’ll be rather damn proud if the kid says that Hasebe’s speed inspired them to start running track. Will he cry??? pROBABLY

If there’s a PTA meeting to attend, Hasebe will honestly dress rather formally. He wants to make a good impression! A sweater vest? A suit? Who knows?! Maybe he’ll slap some glasses on there? Lord knows Hasebe will look good as hell with square frames.

Catch people swooning because gOD DAMN IS HE HANDSOME IN CASUALLY FORMAL CLOTHES

He probably has evidence that the saniwa is a good little kid. He has fucking receipts. Don’t even think about talking bad about this kid in front of him. He’ll counter every point. “They are small and young and yes mistakes do happen, but they will come back from it in the end.” and if the kid has any problems at school, Hasebe will do his best to help them!

Okay but this is a personal headcanon that makes me cry, if the fact that this lil Saniwa is bringing Hasebe along to these events means that they care about him a lot and trust him even more than the rest of the TouDan makes him cry a lil? They are so young after all, gods know that they should not be in a war like this. They need to have a better life and HAsebe knows this. So when the meeting or festival is over, I think the lil one will dedicate a trophy or a drawing towards Hasebe. It’s not much, but this little one cares about him oh so much.

Hasebe found crying when they get home to the citadel.

Tomoegata Naginata

Tomoe is even harder to crack than Hasebe. Yes he’s a faithful attendant but children? What is that????? He has to ask for help and freezes whenever this little one asks him for something like affection. He isn’t all that good with it. But as he starts becoming closer to the kid, his affection is a little more known. He won’t hug them suddenly like Kashuu would but like Hasebe, he’ll give them a head pat in public.

It’s a cultural festival that Tomoe is invited to, a colorful invitation in the hand of the little Saniwa who hesitates. But they want him to come. It’s with their best handwriting, practiced over and over again to get it right. Tomoe remembers seeing evidence of that - the spare sheets of paper and how the little one didn’t want to let him see what in the world they were writing. He accepts of course, he cannot disappoint the Saniwa!

Like Hasebe, he researches what culture or sports festivals are, coming to the event oh so prepared! Water, hats, lunches, money, so on and so forth! Damn fUCKING RIGHT HE’S GOING TO MAKE SURE THIS LIL KID IS SAFE DURING THIS EVENT.

Tomoe has a fine appreciation for the arts, and if the saniwa is an artist or is in a play, damn right he’s going to applaud them. Yes maybe they had budding talent, or maybe they have not talent at all - but he is happy if the little one is happy.

He’s supportive in whatever they do after all! Damn right he’ll stick by their side through thick and thin.

If they play games at the festival, Tomoe is found carrying all of their prizes or just winning them for the little one!

At a PTA meeting, Tomoe is wearing a suit. He has brought a stack of files and is more than ready to listen to whatever this teach has to say about the little one. They labeled him as their guardian after all! Tomoe has to keep up appearances.

Like Hasebe, the naginata could go on and on about how great the little one is. Yes he will say that the little one has some faults but like, listen...he cares for this kid. For every fault the little one has, they make up for it with something they do - a smile or a hug for someone!

If they are struggling, Tomoe will do everything to help them. Math, literature, you name it! He’ll be right there by their side, hovering over their shoulder as they work. He will scold them yes but it’s gentle and reward them with a soft smile whenever they do well.

When did Tomoe catch these emotions? Who tHE FUCK KNOWS?

Kashuu Kiyomitsu

If Kashuu is the saniwa’s starter sword, he’ll be close with the little one for sure. He’ll keep them company through thick and thin and he always does the little one’s nails and keeps them all pretty and happy. Hell they’ll have matching clothes! Damn right they will! Kashuu is not about to let this little one be alone. He knows what it’s like in a way, to be discarded and lonely - so he’s determined and driven to not let the little one feel the same!!

Kashuu-niisan is a bit of a gossip so when he finds out that the little one wants to take him to their festival, of course he’ll be the first to know! He wil happily say yes! He will be raring to go! He will do research on what they are first and of course he’s going to bring a SHIT TON of sunscreen. No way are either of them going to suffer skIN DAMAGE T O D A Y. of course it’s important to keep hydrated too and he asks horikawa to teach him how to cook so he can make lil snackies for the saniwa.

Honestly he hates going outside and being under the sun. He is under this parasol as he watches the little one run about. Of course, Kashuu will always hold their hand as they walk about. He’s not letting this little one out of his fUCKING SIGHT.

Honestly the fact that the little one has labeled Kashuu as their legal guardian makes hm want to sob? Yes Kashuu is a bit...high maintenance and loves being pampered but the love and adoration of a little one - who is growing up all too fast mind you - is something....new to him? It’s comforting in a way, and it gives him another reason to always come home to them. It’s a little selfish, ti know that this child still needs him compared to Okita who threw him away when he was useless. Thus, Kashuu has a habit of trying to almost...take Hasebe’s spot as the attendant at times?

Anyway back to happiness: Kashuu watches the little one like a hawk but knows when to have fun. Half of the time he does get a weee bit distracted here and there - looking at cute clothes or spotting something that the little one likes! Maybe he’ll drag them around to a little festival stall or something to get food or buy things for peeps back at the citadel? Who knows?!

gOD DAMN RIGHT KASHUU IS GOING TO SCREAM THAT THIS KID IS DOING AMAZING THINGS.HE’S GOING TO RECORD ALL OF THIS TOO. HE WANTS THIS KID TO KNOW THAT HE’S SO FUCKING PROUD OF THEM AND EVERYTHING THAT THEY DO, HE’LL FIGHT A HO FOR THEM TF ARE YOU LOOKING AT???

At a PTA meeting, of course Kashuu is going to dress to the nines! A lil flashy but it’s most likely some kinda suit. Maybe a floral suit? Fuck yeah. Who the hell knows. Like black suits are fine and dandy but like...where’s the variety???He’s going to look like a DAMN MODEL

Whatever the kid needs, Kashuu will be there. He isn’t as perfect as Hasebe or Tomoe at like the normal school stuff but that doesn’t mean he can’t try! He does and can and will try to help damn it! He’ll ask for Hakata to teach him math if he gotta.

No matter what, Kashuu is going to want to be there. If the kid is suffering in school, he’ll hold their hands and walk them to school or do whatever he needs to for them. He’ll hold their hand during the meeting and he may not have receipts like HAsebe or Tomoe to show proof that the kid is going great but but Kashuu knows the lil one is doing amazing.

To Kashuu, it’s the little things that make the little one adorable and his desire to protect them just...grows stronger and stronger. They smile at him and work so damn hard that it reminds him much of Okita - how he kept on going despite his illness. He would be damned if this little one falls. He’s going to do everything to prevent it.

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kawaiikatanabushi · 5 years

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Hakuouki Roadtrip Headcanons

Kondou Isami

-He is definitely primary driver if on the road with the group.

-His boundless patience not only makes him a levelheaded driver, but also ensures no one is getting fussed at for their antics.

-Asks frequently if everyone needs a potty break. Is gently reminded they are adults and the term "potty break" is for children.

-Leaves the snack stocking, fast food order gathering and navigating to Toshi.

-Many recollections and anecdotes accompany his driving. Loves to point out landmarks and beautiful scenery.

Hijikata Toshizo

-As a man who appreciates the solitude and quiet for accomplishing work... stuffing him in a car with the group is emotionally grating and his irritation threshold is low. Snappish in the car. (Repeats that it has nothing to do with motion sickness.)

-Riding shotgun helps him retain his sanity and navigating is a much needed distraction. (And, has nothing to do with motion sickness.)

-When it is his turn to take the wheel, he strives to make as little stops as possible. His overall goal is to retain their minimal funds and make their destination without an extra night's stay.

-Will yell that they just made a stop an hour ago and you should have peed then!

-Every stop requires him getting a coffee. Man hardly eats when on the road. His destination is his focus. He runs on caffeine. (And aspirin.)

Todou Heisuke

-He knows so many car games. Looked up car games just for this trip. Just as his energy makes him the Master Host at parties, he is the Master Entertainer in the car. It's an opportunity to bond with his friends and he is so stoaked for it.

-Only person who doesn't need a power nap. When surrounded by snoozing bodies, he uses the time to talk to Kondou-san and Hijikata-san for some catching up and life advice. Looks forward to this moment just as much as the rest of the trip.

-If no one is interested in a round of Twenty Questions or what have you, he will pull out his Switch. Willing to play alone, but he'd much prefer to Smash with his buddies. Brought extra Joycons. He's also willing to lend it to anyone bored.

-His optimism is never dowsed by any circumstances that arise. If there is a flat, he's willing to get help, call for assistance, or grab a jack. If there is traffic, has ways of entertaining everyone. Willing to dart into a gas station and get snacks. Happy to share fun, food or drink.

-He is also the master of music. Whether it is changing radio stations to playing his spotify playlists for the whole car, he picks the best tunes. He has a roadtrip playlist just for the journey. He collaborated with everyone, just to make sure that no one is left out. Unfortunately, this also exposes him to be griped at after so many songs grind Hijikata-san's nerves. How was he supposed to know there was a limit to Baby Metal songs? Wonders why Souji asked for so many... or, was it the fact that everyone was singing powerballads at the top of their lungs?

Okita Souji

-Speaking of Souji, please entertain this one in the car. He may not have bubbly enthusiastic energy like Heisuke, but this one has a capacity to make serious trouble when cramped into a car and bored. Chaos energy should never be contained without distractions. Everyone knows how unfunny it is to be stuck in a car with a cranky Souji. In order to avoid hair pulling, blame games and relentless button pushing, everyone does their best to keep him conversational if nothing else can be done. Gumny worms are a last resort.

-Thankfully, Souji also has the capability to take three power naps in the car and still arrive at the destination tired. However, no lap or shoulder is safe. Someone will be used as a pillow. If he has opportunity to rest on Chizuru's lap specifically, he will do so. Without permission. Declares it is because she doesn't stink like a man and women are just softer. Grins smugly to himself for the longest while as the car goes silent.

-He will ask "are we there yet?" Several times. He can see it clearly marked on the GPS how many miles they have left. That doesn't matter to him. If he and Heisuke start singing "are we there yet?" it guarantees Hijikata-san will snap and offer him a chance to drive. It's an absolute ploy to snag some Kondou-san time. Plus, it means the Oni can take a power nap. Not that Souji would set that up because he cares or anything. Don't get the wrong idea.

-Some moments he prefers to play games on his phone or take photos of the scenery rushing by. Souji doesn't mind staring out the window and thinking. He can wall himself off for introvert time, even shoved into a car. Headphones in, people out. Neko Atsume ensures no one will ask him questions or request he share the gummy worms. Those are his gummies. Kondou-san bought them.

-Asks for a milkshake at fast food stops. Sees how far he can go until Hijikata-san caves. "I don't want food. I just want a milkshake." (Only shares with Chizuru.)

-He likes to point out funny road signs and city names. So, so many puns with the Baka Trio.

-Souji is secretly a whole lot more excited to travel than he let's on. Plus, this group is his family. He can do a little better than tolerating everyone. He has a captive audience and is content to ride as long as he is included. Given the infectious level of cheer with the Baka Trio in the car, he might even sing along with them or goof off more than usual. He might even find it in himself to be helpful with getting snacks and drinks along the way.

Saito Hajime

-This man was prepared, packed and ready to go before anyone else. He made a checklist of everything he could need and anything that could be overlooked, checked it over three times and helped to pack the car and ensure what would be needed was accessible.

-He rose early to prepare himself and help others be prepared. He helped Souji and Heisuke pack. He took his motion sickness pill and has a large thermos filled with piping hot green tea. He also made a thermos with coffee for Hijikata-san (sugary, but black.)

-Saito has his headphones in often, but the volume low in case he is addressed. He may listen to soothing music and read a book on the history of katana. Reading in the car cuts the anxiety of being stuffed in a tin can at high speed with little wiggle room. He is grateful for the moments Souji steps in to block the extroversion chaffing his introvert soul.

-He brought a neck pillow to rest, but if he naps on anyone's shoulder he will apologize profusely. There are less tasks to focus on while riding and because this man works so hard without quite enough sleep, he will doze off. Thankfully, Souji has a pretty cozy shoulder.

-He is glad to step out and stretch his legs during a pit stop. Gases up the car without being asked. He will also wash the windows and Hijikata-san has to gently stop him from washing the entire car. Requests to drive through a car wash at the earliest convenience. Cuts a glare at Souji when he says he likes the mud. If Chizuru goes in to use the restroom, he will escort her. She needs protecc.

-Happiest when there is a beautiful rainbow or a lovely sunset on the horizon to admire.

Nagakura Shinpachi

-"Hey, do we have any snacks?" The main reason they have snacks is to keep him fed.

-This is the guy who sees the museum billboards or natural formations and requests they stop and take a look. Grumbles when the Vice Commander reminds him their budget is already tight, or they would have flown. They reach a middle ground once Hijikata-san promises they can see a museum once they get there.

-Will jokingly bemoan that they can't just drink in the car. Sano will give him a light scoff.

-Definitely will play on the Switch. Loves defeating Heisuke just to aggravate him and ask him if he needs a break from his overpowering gaming skills. This only makes Heisuke all the more pumped to win.

-"Hey, do you guys remember that time when..." What better way to pass the time than to rehash the good times? Has a funny story about practically everyone. Souji and Hijikata-san both threaten him should he begin to tell the stories they expect him to. He quiets down for a bit, only to begin a political discussion. Doesn't notice when Saito and Souji put in their headphones.

-The most vocal about restaurant requests. Would rather have a hearty meal than fast food, but orders two meals if that is their only option.

-You know what is really fun? Singing AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS! Encourages Chizuru to join in. Makes a puppy face until she relents.

Harada Sanosuke

-This man is an adult. Astute. Considerate. Well-mannered. Stuff him in a car with Heisuke and Shinpachi? That erodes into fun, goofing off time. Dance in the car? Sure! Bad singing contest? Oh, yeah!

-Still, he offers a hand to Chizuru to lead her out of the car on pit stops. Makes sure she is comfortable in the car.

-He did bring headphones for a moment's peace. Politely asks Saito to borrow his neck pillow for a nap. "Shinpachi, Heisuke. I'm going to sleep now. I'm tired. I don't want to play, I want to rest. I'm warning you both, if you touch me, I won't hold back. I'll knock your head off. Souji, that includes you, too."

-If all the chaos energy becomes just a tad too much to bear, he will lean towards the front and ask for a driving shift.

-On the whole, he is present to chat, help when asked and always aware of Chizuru needing just a little more tenderness than their pack of wild wolves.

-He might also text pictures to Shiranui of city names or cool sights. Smirks a little at the replies. When Shinpachi asks who he's texting, he doesn't give specifics. "A friend."

-He tries to avoid the role of peacemaker in the car, expecting everyone to behave. However, if necessary, he will wip out that big brother attitude and quell the situation. He isn't afraid to remind any of them how they are behaving in front of Chizuru. Is it a dirty move? Maybe. Does he care? Not really.

Yukimura Chizuru

-She's in a car with seven men. She did have nerves before entering, but mainly about how she would fit in with such a tight knit group.

-Her helpful attitude is appreciated by all. She finds herself being handed candies, given a pat on the back or a thank you to her face. She blushes happily about it all.

-She helped arrange luggage so they had optimal room. She appreciated all the strong men who were willing to help pack. It gave her great encouragement when they asked her give them insight.

-She has the tiniest of all the bladders. She is going to make all the pit stops she can. She does marvel at how well they all work together, despite being such different people.

-She gets dragged into so much silliness. She tries her hand at playing some video games with Heisuke, singing along to songs, any of the car games played and laughs at a lot of the antics in the car.

-Like Saito, she will help without requested. She sometimes gets snack or food orders from everyone to make the information short and accessible to Hijikata-san.

-She did bring some headphones, a book and the notes of thoughts on her phone to entertain herself. She doesn't need it so much as she expected. She loves to window gaze, take in the sights and spend time with them all. Road trips just feel like family to her.

#hakuouki #hakuoki #hakuouki headcanons #road trip #sorry for the absence #hope you enjoy

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hxhrendezvous · 6 years

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My Comperhensive OmegaVerse for dynamic

So, I just read this whole werewolf hierarchial thing and here is my thought no one asked for but feel free to fill up your cup o tea, prepare your pillow fort and blanket, enjoy reading this ☕📃

Disclaimer : this is not the traditional one in which Alpha can't mate with Beta. This is more of the dynamic when ABO happen in certain group. It shows their unique quirks and responses when an event happen.

First off in the simplest form, Wolf or Dog hierarchy contains three different level that are : alpha, beta, omega

Alpha is the ringleader. They are the ambitious type, have vision, have time-goal to be achieved, surrounded by fans, have all the connection, infamous basically. They are not always the trailblazer of powerful speeches everytime, it could be like flirty, charming, and engaging.

They work harder and more than anyone and everybody acknowledge that. Perfect place to hide when you want some security and don't want to do as much. You can occassionally teases them or even often as they always have a perfect retort to it. They pick up things easily and empathetic. You feel like they just understand you and that's how they win over people. Especially after they got a Beta.

Common persona for Alpha :

The Bitch

Attractive and Charismatic

Emotionally expressive

Feminine Energy

Articulate and creative thinking

Anima chara ex. : Gon Freecss, Ging Freecss, Monkey D. Luffy, Oikawa Tooru, Naruto Uzumaki (Shippuuden), Son Goku, Kaneki Ken, Kirishima Touka, Hinata Shoyou, Fa Mulan, Igarashi Ganta.

Beta is epically so so so so so much stronger than the Alpha. It has to be if you want to have a functional relationship. Not always, but if not, then beta is in totalitarian or tyrannical relationship and not even God can save you from it. They are usually the rock-hard type, the anchor, the voice of reason, the wise tactician, the crusader, the General War.

They are basically a perfect human being in the context of can do basically everything by themselves. Not liking the limelight, have a rival outside of the pack that they trained together with, the Motivational Speaker that is the morale of the group. Unbeknownst they are the most loved and reliable for how strong they are meanwhile is bullied the most and teased for any little klutz because they look so perfect it's unfair.

Common persona for Beta :

Superior physical strenght

Protective Masculine Energy

Understand intricacy of the Rules and can play it off with almost 0 cost of the group (doing the hardest part themselves.)

Know everything, keep everything

Calling the Alpha an Idiot Moronic Baka

Anima chara ex. : Killua Zoldyck, Roronoa Zoro, Hideyoshi Nagachika, Iwaizumi Hajime, Hijikata Toshiro, Kirishima Akira, Uchiha Sasuke (Shippuuden), Li Shang, Vegeta.

Omega is the outsider, the emo, the merchant, the third POV, the individual. The great side of them is mainly for the Alpha/Beta pair to sort out any problem, Omega basically is the sage who the pair go to whenever there is a dispute. Be very careful not to get hurt too much when you are in this position, as you are not in any intimate relationship like the A/B.

When they feel insecure about the uncertain place in the hierarchy (third wheeling) they could become annoying biatch who breaks everything, plastic mean girls who throws tantrum and everybody's reputation out the window, as dramatically, as a bazooka in a canon, as possible. It's out of the world.

It's understandable since no one wants to be just a provider and enabler without security of relationship and have to always see the A/B pair being extravagantly flaunting their connection and achievement. It's so great when you have a partner when in this role. Most Omega just keep to themselves or making alliances.

Common persona for Omega :

I N D I V I D U A L

Very friendly, very nice, very cute, very artistic, very hot usually and could be very sadistic

Intelligent weirdo with creative original ideas that really sell to people. e=mc2.

No one hates them, no one particularly loves them.

Manipulative but has a nice ring to it. I don't know how they do it.

Anima chara ex. : Nami, Usopp, etc., Issei Matsukawa, Takahiro Hanamaki, Naruto Uzumaki, Mushu, Okita Shogo, Leorio Paladiknight, Hisoka Morrow, Gerald Fernandes.

There is also one called as Queen Omega, who basically the leader of the omegas. They have this charisma that is on par with the Alpha to speak up some sense when they're being too dictatorial or too egotistical. Can and will fight the Beta for life. Could be the Mother of Dragons.

Anima chara ex. : Sanji Vinsmoke, Erza Scarlett, Emperio Ivankov, Chrollo Lucifer, Takasugi Shinsuke.

Now, that's all I have about the Omegaverse to better understand the relationship around you.

What's your favorite A/B and O pair?

#hxh #hxh 2011 #hunterxhunter #gintama #disney mulan #haikyuu!!#naruto #one piece #werewolf #omegaverse #alpha #beta #omega #anime

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rike-with-love · 6 years

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A headcanon challenge

Source for the questions

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My baby boi! I hope you enjoy! May contain spoilers for some.

Character: Okita Sougo This Character is from: Gintama

--- 1. Real Name: Okita Sougo 2. Age: 18 for most of the series, 20 after the time-skip 3. Birthday: July 8 4. Family members: Unnamed parents (deceased), older sister Okita Mitsuba (deceased) 5. Relationships: On-going rivalry filled with sexual tension with Kagura, sees Kondou Isao as a father figure, hate-love-hate-hate relationship with Hijikata Toushirou 6. Hidden talent: a mastermind in coming up ways to kill a certain vice-commander 7. Their Job: A tax-robber First division captain of the Shinsengumi, a police officer 8. Hobbies: fight with Kagura, kill Hijikata, train, avoid work 9. Something they dream of doing: Becoming the leader of the Shinsengumi, he even has a name prepared: Kaiser Okita de Sade Sougo III a.k.a. Bakaiser. His real dream is to live a pretty ordinary peaceful life with the people he cares about. 10. A food they can't resist: There isn’t a specific food he can’t resist, but he can’t resist spicing up other people’s food with a couple bottles of tabasco 11. Favorite sport to play: anything with Kagura 12. Favorite sport to watch: anything with Kagura and Hijikata dodging his death traps 13. Religion: Karma is a bitch 14. Worst fear: to lose the person he loves the most, again. You know who I’m talking about. 15. Injuries: boi has a broken heart from losing Mitsuba: < 16. Something they dream of having: Kagura do-M 17. How they react under pressure: he pushes through 18. Hot or cold places?: doesn’t matter, Kagura brings the heat with her 19. What literature they enjoy: an occasional JUMP 20. What movies they would watch: Kiki’s delivery service (he likes Kiki), also anything gory will do, and because he loves her, Kagura’s favourite movies. 21. What music they would listen to: A remix of Hijikata’s screams 22. Morning schedule: up before dawn, train, nap, eat, nap, find China 23. An object that is important to them: his katana, with his sword he can protect his loved ones 24. A skill they are bad at: BEING OPEN ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS YOU BRAT. JUST FREAKING TELL HER 25. Something relaxing: after fight napping with Kagura 26. Pet-Peeve: anyone trying to hurt Kagura 27. Favorite holiday: Sakura festival 28. Favorite color: RED 29. Do they prefer simpler life, or more modern life?: doesn’t matter, which ever Kagura desires for them 30. Favorite animal: rabbit and miss piggy 31. 5 words to describe them: Sadist, loyal, fearless, stupid, smoking hot 32. Nationality: Japanese 33. A goal they have: to “kill” Hijikata 34. Where they would go on vacation: He would love to visit his home from the country side with a special someone 35. Where they live: at the Shinsengumi compound 36. Where they would like to live: With Kagura 37. How they would react to being the last person on the Earth: bored as hell 38. Do they like being in pictures?: He is very photogenic. Depending on his moody, he will make bunny ears for someone or act rather normally 39. A pet they had: None, he is affrais to get attached to anything 40. A person that gives them encouragement: K-A-G-U-R-A! 41. A person that demoralizes them: Also Kagura if he has done something extremely stupid 42. Something that angers them: Betrayal 43. Something that pleases them: ...Kagura...in many ways... 44. Political party/viewpoint: Catch all the Joui members 45. Preferred weapon: kiku-ichimonji RX-78 and a bazooka 46. Favorite type of weather: rain saddens his wife, so anything other than rain 47. 3 companions in a zombie apocalypse: Kagura, Kondou, Hijikata. He already has 459 plans to torment Hijikata. 48. Viewpoint on accepting help: stubborn af 49. The perfect day: a fierce fight with Kagura, winning the fight and claiming the award ;3 later 50. Something they want to learn about: Kagura’s thoughts on life. AW..sorry :P 51. Education: Kondo’s dojo 52. Favorite mode of transportation: a police car 53. Driving skills: Excellent 54. Favorite board game: anything with Kagura 55. How they react while in the spotlight: depends on his mood, he can be flashy or your worst nightmare 56. Did they inherit anything from their parents/guardians?: A caring heart, which he hides most of the time 57. A time they were lied to and haven't gotten over it: When that asshole dude was going to marry Mitsuba only to gain affiliation with the Shinsengumi 58. Something they tried out for/applied to but didn't make it: He proposed to Kagura, but she didn’t exactly answer him... 59. Favorite place to sleep: Kagura’s lap 60. Something they need to be corrected on: his behaviour 61. Have they kept a journal? How did it turn out?: He is too lazy for that 62. Something they are allergic to: Mayonnaise...I guess 63. Do they get lost easily?: No, he always finds Kagura. Uh, what was the question? 64. Favorite season: Spring 65. Do they listen to their instinct?: Hell yes 66. Are they easy to approach?: Hell no, unless you are a masochist 67. A type of art they would like: “Oi China! Send me nudes!” 68. Something they don't leave home without: katana and sleeping mask 69. Something they have a reputation for: being a sadistic asshole 70. Do they get into trouble often?: Many times the trouble comes to him 71. Do they easily accept advice?: NO 72. Their history: He is a country samurai who came to the big city with Kondo and his dojo members. At a very young age, he became a captain of the first division. 73. Do they deal well with pain?: physical yes, emotional no 74. Their reaction to receiving compliments: Depends on who it’s from 75. Do they swear a lot?: In beeeeeeeeeeeeeedd......sry :3 76. A place they go to think: to the park 77. How they would react to becoming blind (If the character is blind, then being able to see again): he would hone his skills with the sword to overcome his lack of sight 78. Something they collect: rivals 79. Something they're proud of accomplishing: becoming a captain 80. A secret they have: he knows it, don’t you wuss? TELL HER! 81. Are aliens real?: HIS WIFE IS AN ALIEN, yes 82. Which is better? Luck or skill?: Skill al the way 83. Would they rather money or happiness?: happiness 84. Would they rather be the shining knight, or the ferocious dragon?: he would be the ferocious knight, he doesn’t care about shining or dragons. He is more of an rabbit man 85. Are they competitive? Who would they have a rivalry with?: HAHAHAAA! Oh! I’m sorry, I can’t answer this : D 86. Something that disgusts them: again, betrayal, dishonesty 87. Are they a romantic?: yes, but that’s something for her eyes only 88. An unpopular opinion of theirs: he thinks that he is nothing more than a killer, no you’re not * o * 89. Someone they can relate to: Kagura, Nobume and please don’t tell him I’m saying this, Hijikata 90. The strangest thing they've ever seen: the sexiest? Oh, his future wife ofc. 91. The best dream they've ever had: well, it was about Kagura and there were some outfits involved, I don’t know, I wasn’t listening. 92. Something they could talk to anyone about: Die Hijibaka-san 93. What they would give to save someone's life: his life 94. Something they threw away that they wish they had kept: the last years of Mitsuba’s life, he regrets that they didn’t spent it together 95. Something they regret: see the previous answer 96. Someone they would be there for, no matter what: Kagura, Kondo, Hijikata 97. A bad habit: trying to kill Hijikata 98. An aroma they like: her scent 99. Something they wish they could do over: Kagura’s fake funeral, he got some new ideas to make them even worse 100. Who do they look up to?: Gorilla commander

Hehe, there you go :3

#okikagu #otp #gintama #headcanon #challenge

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inazuma-eleven-translations · 6 years

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DANSEN WARS - OUR WAR GAME

Danball Senki Wars Official Novel - Our War Game

Read Chapter 1 here.

Chapter Two - Day Two part 1

With every day that passed the weather grew cooler, a sure sign that the intense heat of summer was soon about to be replaced by a refreshing autumn breeze.

In no time at all, it was going to be a year since Hoshihara Hikaru had transferred to Kamui Daimon Comprehensive Academy.

‘Ohh, I’m so annoyed!’

The Second World battles for the day had ended and Hikaru and his three classmates, Izumo Haruki, Hosono Sakuya and Kashima Yuno were walking home from school.

‘What’s annoying?’ Haruki asked Yuno.

‘That recently I can’t seem to win against high-ranking players during Ranking Battles at all!’

‘Oh, really?’ Sakuya looked at Yuno while adjusting his bag over his shoulder.

‘Yup. Especially like, Rinko - recently she’s become crazy strong!’

‘Yeah, Rinko’s always wanted to be a player.’

‘That’s it!’ Yuno nodded fervently. ‘Now that Rinko’s become a player too, her Orvane has become seriously strong!’ Yuno looked so frustrated she was practically in tears.

‘But when it comes to Ranking Battles, isn’t Hikaru in first place?’ Haruki suddenly changed the topic to Hikaru, who after a brief pause looked at Yuno and said bluntly: ‘The reason Rinko’s become strong is through her own hard work. Yuno should learn from her.’

‘Oh, you’re awful!’ Yuno reproached Hikaru. ‘When a girl is in despair, you could at least toss her a kind word or two!’

‘That’s nonsense…’ Hikaru ignored the other three and continued to walk.

‘Well, Hikaru’s not the type of person to do that.’ Sakuya gave a wry smile while following Yuno. ‘Yuno, do you do your own LBX maintenance by yourself?’

‘Nope, Kyouka does it for me.’

At these words Haruki and Sakuya face-faulted. ‘...You don’t do your own maintenance?’

‘No. I mean, it’s not like I wanna be a mechanic.’

‘What a perfect example of ‘Yuno-like’ behavior.’

‘What exactly do you mean by that?’ Yuno snapped at Haruki’s words.

‘Exactly as I said. Don’t get me wrong.’

‘I’m asking you just what exactly do you mean by that?’

‘You two, calm down!’ Without a moment’s delay, Sakuya intervened.

After the incident at Kamui Daimon island concluded, peace returned to the island. Near half of the students left the island, and for a while a heavy atmosphere wafted over the remaining students. But that soon came to pass.

The kids left on the island recovered and got back on their feet. Certainly they’d endured a harsh fight, but the ones who chose to stay on the island were people who vowed to protect the future of LBX. The had to support the rebirth of Kamui Daimon, and they even now were doing their best to live every day to the fullest.

‘Speaking of which, about today’s ranking battle.’ Sakuya said to Hikaru.

‘What is it?’

‘Didn’t the movement of Val Sparos’ left elbow feel kinda strange?’

Hikaru opened his eyes wide. ‘Yeah.’

‘I thought so. I thought its fist’s movement was a little bit different than usual, could it be that its response is one second late?’

‘...That’s probably it. I noticed during battle, but I thought it was just my own control over it was slow.’

‘Got it. Bring your LBX to my room later so I can adjust it.’

‘As expected of our genius mechanic!’ At Sakuya’s words, Yuno looked at him in admiration. ‘Just by looking at an LBX’s movements you can understand exactly what’s wrong, I could never do that!’

‘It’s not an easy thing to do.’ Haruki also nodded.

‘O-oh, really?’ Suddenly praised, Sakuya’s face turned red.

‘Speaking of Rinko, she’s dating Muraku now, right?’ Yuno suddenly changed the subject. The story of Muraku and Rinko’s relationship was still a hot topic among the girls.

‘H-hey! Don’t suddenly say strange things like that!’ Sakuya stuttered in a huff. Being able to joke around like this was proof that peace had returned to the island. The four friends slipped past Duck manor’s gate and headed into the front hall.

‘Oh, welcome home.’ Tome-san, who was sweeping the front porch, raised her head.

‘Thanks, Tome-san!’ Yuno gave her the first greeting, with Hikaru following her.

‘Thank you very much.’

‘You’re as stiff as ever, aren’t you? ‘Thanks’ is fine you know!’

‘Ha…’ Hikaru awkwardly lowered his head. A long time had passed since he began dorming at the Duck Manor, but no matter how long passed Hikaru would never get used to Tome-san. Or rather, the familiarity of how everyone who lived on this island interacted with each other was something Hikaru would never get used to. It was something he had never experienced before.

‘Well, I suppose it’s fine. Hurry up and put your bags away and get changed. It’s already dinner time.’

When Hikaru arrived at the cafeteria, most of the students who lived at the dorm were already sitting down. A lot of students had left the island after the incident but, one by one students transferred to the academy, and there were many new faces at Duck Manor.

‘Hikaru-san!’

One of these transfer students, Saegusa Yuuto was looking this way and waving his hand. Hikaru sighed deeply. One year below him and a member of the former Porton, Yuuto was an opponent who had previously been defeated by Hikaru in a local LBX tournament. After that, he followed in Hikaru’s footsteps and entered Kamui Daimon Comprehensive Academy. All in spite of knowing about the incident that had happened here some months previously.

Hikaru felt a hand on his shoulder. When he turned around Haruki was standing there with Sakuya was beside him.

‘Yuuto’s the same as ever.’ Sakuya said while smiling weakly. ‘Well, I don’t think it’s a bad thing to be liked so much.’

‘You could say it’s Hikaru’s natural charm.’ Haruki added, slightling raising his eyebrows.

‘Enough with the jokes.’

‘Alright, let’s go. Looks like we’re last.’ Sakuya took Haruki and Hikaru’s arms and pulled them towards the queue. When he looked back at Yuuto, he noticed the boy was still smiling widely at him. Sitting beside him was the former Porton’s class president, Okita Hinako, who slapped him.

‘Hey, that hurt!’

‘Quiet grinning like an idiot when you’re eating dinner!’

‘I am against violence!’

‘You’re so noisy! Listen properly to what your senpai is telling you!’

‘What? But we’re the same age!’

‘I was the first to enter this school, idiot!’

‘It’s ironic that an idiot is calling me an idiot!’

‘Shut up!’

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #this translation is 100 percent accurate and i changed nothing #KEK #LMAO #CANON #ITS CANON NOW #MURARIN IS CANON IN ENGLISH #OFFICIAL #dansen wars #novel #english translation #our war game

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Fate/Grand Order NA edition: A Recap

A quick recap of some of the events that happened so far in the misadventures of Mash and Guda:

FUYUKI

A teenager (we shall call them Guda) answers an ad in the papers, ends up in a military base called Chaldea hidden in the Himalayas.

A bomb toasts everybody inside the base.

Mash and Guda time travel back to the edgiest version of Fate/Stay Night where Saber Alter rules with an iron fist.

Mash, a cute Chaldea clerk, fuses with the ghost of some guy, gets a massive shield to bludgeon people with.

Cu Chulainn beats people up with the Wicker Man; Thankfully leaves out the bees.

Their boss turns out to be a bad guy and throws their other, dead boss’ ghost into a black hole, making her super dead-er.

The only staff surviving at Chaldea is the ghost of Leonardo Da Vinci and the absentminded doctor she’s fucking.

ORLEANS

Gilles de Raiss, unhappy with the canon ending, makes an edgy Jeanne D’Arc OC to fix it.

The real Jeanne is summoned without her Ruler powers, joins Mash and Guda on their merry stroll through France.

Some countries have roaches, others have rats. France has dragons.

It also has vampires.

Marie Antoinette pulls a drive-by shootout with the vampires to rescue Jeanne D’Arc and company.

They escape because Mozart makes the vampires vomit and/or poop themselves with a piano attached to the back of Marie’s carriage.

They bond. Marie learns what a homie is. Marie and Jeanne are super gay.

Kiyohime and Liz are first introduced. FGO is never the same.

They rescue the German hero Sumanai Siegfried from a castle. He’s pretty beat up.

They need saints to heal him for some reason. Good thing St. George spawns... on the other side of the map.

Do you really wanna hurt us this way George? Really? Take anyone else instead. Take this Mephistopheles, he’s just hanging around in my archive!

Big Bad Battle with Cheese and Dragons. Assassins recommended.

Jeanne vs Jeanne. The edgy OC is no match for the original of course.

Gilles is kicked back into the depths of FF.net where he belongs

SEPTEM

U M U

All of Nero’s forebears in the Roman empire form an alliance against her called Every Villain Is Lemons, also known as EVIL

Nero brings the company to Britain from Italy. On foot.

Mash suffocates under the overwhelming force that is Boudica’s boobs.

Nero chops down the ghosts of Roman emperors past one by one. No biggie.

Mash and Guda find their bad boss in the capital and oh shit he’s a demon from hell.

RIP AND TEAR

The demon summons Atilla the Hun. He is later of two minds about this choice.

Nero punches Atilla in the face. Civilization will never die!

THE MOON FESTIVAL

Someone steals all the dumplings. Now Chaldea’s gonna starve.

Some booby archer pesters Mash and Guda about helping them recover the food.

Marie doesn’t remember her own homies.

Never mind she totally does.

Saint George is into photography.

Martha is into dumplings, bondage, and breaking faces. Tsk tsk, Saint Martha.

Martha makes her escape by jumping on to her dragon Tarrasque, who begins to fly by spinning around rapidly until it zooms away like a UFO. She probably puked at some point.

Altera, Atilla The Hun, the great destroyer herself, explains the differences of good and bad civilization.

Surprise surprise, Booby Archer is a bad guy- holy shit this is the goddess of the hunt?

Please don’t spook my guaranteed SSR gacha Artemis, I beg you. I’ll do anything you want just don’t come home.

OKEANOS

Sir Francis Drake, Pirate Queen.

Blackbeard. Weeb.

And lo, Captain Drake did shot the god Poseidon in the face, declaring with a mighty shout “Let there be booze!”, and the crew were drunk with infinite booze, and it was good.

Blackbeard wins the award for cringiest villain.

Drake and her motley crew recruit Medusa’s bitchy sister Euryale and her hot monster boyfriend, Asterios The Minotaur.

OH NO ORION AND ARTEMIS ARE BACK SOMEONE CALL THE COPS

The Golden Hind VS The Queen Anne’s Revenge, battle of two legendary pirate ships, FIGHT

Artemis and Orion board the Queen Anne’s Revenge during the fight in an admittedly cool action scene. Orion blows a hole into the ship.

Blackbeard is a tough bastard, but Drake literally killed the god of the seas for some booze so

Hektor, hero of Troy, won’t shut up about being an old man. Also he betrays Blackbeard.

Blackbeard to Drake: “Secretly, I admired you...r boobs.” *dies*

Drake trades upwards, gets the Argonauts as her new nemesis

Jason is just as much of a shitter in Fate as he is in mythology. Who would have guessed?!

Wait wasn’t one of the most famous members of the Argonauts the great hero Hera-OH GOD HE’S HERE WE HAVE TO RUN

Asterios vs Heracles summed up:

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Guda: Well now that we lost our muscle we need reinforcements. Atalanta and David: Hi

Atalanta meets her God. She now believes in atheism.

David: Yeah I actually have the most dangerous thing on Earth with me as a second noble phantasm. Everyone else: It’s a box. David: I know. It’s got nerves of steel.

Who would win? A nigh-immortal demigod, son of Zeus and the strongest hero there is, or some box?

“Hey Jason, eat a dick.” - Medea Lily

Eating a dick turns you into a vessel for yet another Demon God. As Jason painfully finds out.

RIP AND TEAR 2.0

David: Yeah all of this time-stream dicking is my idiot son’s fault. It would be just like him, for he was an idiot. Roman: Nuh-uh! David: Yeah-uh!

Goodbye, Captain Drake. T’was an honor to be one of yer hearty crew.

HALLOWEEN 2015(17?)

An invitation? To a party? But all of history was dicked. Where are you supposed to hold a par-is that a castle?

Mash: hOLY SHIT I GET TO PUNCH GHOSTS Guda: Mash calm dow- Mash: WHEN THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE

Kiyohime casually defies the laws of space and time (again).

Mata Hari: *Starts stripdancing* Mash: :O Kiyo: >:( Roman: :D

Carmilla uses her noble phantasm to clean a spot. I-I’m not even exaggerating this is actually a thing that happens.

Vlad is the supportive uncle who knits for his fellows.

Tamamo Cat; nothing she says ever makes any sense.

Elizabeth Bathory: Surprise! All of this was to prepare you for a special private concert from an up and coming pop idol star!

Everyone: Liz you are a bad Me, tears falling onto my phone: Liz you are a good

Liz: Y-you d-didn’t like m-m-my concert? Everyone: Boo you suck! Me: I LOVED IT BABY YOU’RE GONNA BE A BIG STAR ONE DAY

GODDAMNIT VLAD STOP BEING STUBBORN AND DROP THE GODDAMN CE.

GUDAGUDA HONNOUJI

Split psyche story

What you expected: Angry Nobu, sad Nobu, kinda freaky happy Nobu

What you got:

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Rabbit season? Duck season? No. It’s Nobbu season.

A whole string of really funny jokes if you’re a fan of Oda Nobunaga’s place in Japan’s history.

Even more funny jokes that don’t require knowledge of the Sengoku Period

Arash chases after the crew while on fire and screaming “STELLAAA!!”, blows up over Ushiwakamaru’s army

Mash and friends somehow run all the way into the desert.

I give up. There is no way to exaggerate anything that happens in this event.

It is just bonkers.

Oda Nobunaga and Okita Souji for best couple

THE SCATHACH TRIAL

DW: Boy we sure hope you’re not tired of the Fuyuki map!

Stupid, sexy Scathach: Greetings. Guda: Gaddamn. Mash: Senpai, for once can you not be a perv- Stupid, sexy Scathach: *flips her hair* Mash: Holy fuck I’m so gay right now.

Scathach casually kills ten thousand ghosts.

Scathach casually teaches her new students while crushing a skull with one hand and flexing with the other.

Scathach also gives the nicest headpats.

Brock from Pokemon Fergus joins the party.

Mash: And then, Cu Chulainn saved us in his sexy druid outfit. Scathach and Fergus: Druid outfit? AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fergus: God I’m just super horny right now. Scathach: I’m pretty DTF myself but only the finest warriors can get some of this. Fergus: Well do I qualif- Scathach: No.

Altera: Hi Fergus: *Dies from nosebleed*

For the final part of the trial, Scathach summons another warrior to replace Fergus.

Diarmuid knows its fanservice day. He doesn’t even bother to put on a shirt.

Artemis: I’m baaaacckk~ Me: AHHH KILL IT! KILL IT!

Scathach to Artemis: From one booby servant to another, your kind of fanservice is super gross and wrong my dude. Domestic violence against men is a very real concern. Now I’m gonna spank you.

Scathach kicks divine ass. Thank you, Shishou!

Scathach: Now before I leave kids, what did we learn? Mash and Guda: That the road ahead of us is long and dark, but if we hold firm and believe in each other, we can be humanity’s saviors from the dark? Scathach: No. What did we really learn? Me: That now I can’t not have you in my Chaldea and must ask for an advanced paycheck this instant? Scathach: Good child.

#Fate #Fate Grand Order #FGO

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dazais-guardian-angel · 6 years

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I was tagged by @angelofawhitenight to do this fun Touken Ranbu question meme~ Tagging @archerazzure and @catastrophy-cat to do it as well, but only if you want to.

1. What is your name and which server is your citadel in?

My name is Dana, and server is Houki no Kuni.

2. When did you start serving as a saniwa? Please display your battle records.

September 27th, 2017~

3. Which starter sword did you pick? What is he doing now?

Kashuu Kiyomitsu. <3 I used to use him and Yasusada a lot because they were two of the swords I got to level 99 the quickest, but I haven’t used him in a while simply because I have stronger swords than him now that work better than I did before. I still love you, Kashuu!

4. Who is the first among your swords to reach the maximum level? What do you think of him?

I’m pretty sure it was Kogitsunemaru! I got him pretty early on as my first super rare sword, and so that’s one of the reasons I’m very fond of him. <3 He’s adorable and a sweetheart.

5. Who do you have in each of your squads, and how do you use them? If you haven’t unlocked all four teams yet, briefly describe how you plan to organize them.

Hate to disappoint, but I don’t really make much use of the separate teams lol; I just switch out people on Unit 2 depending on what the current event requires of me. Usually the team I like to go with is Jiroutachi, Taroutachi, Ishikimaru, and Iwatooshi all at level 99 and whatever two other strongest swords I have I think best fit, though now I can add Hotarumaru since he’s nearly at level 99 too, and I also finally have gotten a handful of kiwame tantous and a few kiwame wakizashis and uchigatanas, so I can use those too if I need to. Unit 1 I use solely to put an extra Yasusada I kept in the captain position so that he’s always my attendant sword and I always see him and hear his music on my citadel screen. >.>

6. Without considering the performance of the swords, which type of sword do you prefer?

Hmmm.... I guess the uchigatanas, since that category contains most of my favorites lol. But I love the tantous too; they’re so cute. ><

7. Next, we come to the usual questions. List the swords that you like and your thoughts on them.

Time to make this post unnecessarily long! :’D

Yamatonokami Yasusada - Hands down favorite sword in the game, he’s my pure precious child who needs a million hugs and love and comfort and he’s just.... ugh he’s so strong??? So brave? He’s so strong; he has one of the roughest pasts out of all the swords but he handles his grief so well. Anyone who thinks he’s whiny or annoying or talks about Okita too much can fight me, I dare you to. He tries so hard and has so much pain and passion and love inside of him; I know I wouldn’t be able to go through what he did and come out half as well... Also he’s just absolutely adorable, like my god how can you not love him.

Kashuu Kiyomitsu - Kashuu is amazing as well, and he also needs a million hugs and blankets ughhhhhh; his past too affected him terribly, and he closes himself off from it and tries to distance himself from it, the complete opposite of Yasusada, but it’s so obvious how much unresolved baggage he has. His insecurity about his poor place of “birth”, and his abandonment issues because of how he broke and had to be abandoned by Okita, both of which he tries to make up for/erase by making himself beautiful and hoping it will get him the praise and attention he wants from a new master, are all so sad. But it’s also so clear how much he deeply loved Okita and how he misses him as well, even if he’s conflicted about it and never lets it show because of what happened, and I hope that on his kiwame journey he will be able to truly realize and acknowledge this, and embrace the good parts of his past as a Shinsengumi sword.

Hachisuka Koutetsu - My ultimate favorite swords at the top of this ranking are the ones who I fell in love with through the TR musicals, and Hachisuka is definitely one of the ones where this is the most true, specifically with the second musical which focuses heavily on his relationship with his brother Nagasone, which is of course strained because of Hachisuka being a rare real koutetsu sword and Nagasone being a replica one, which Hachisuka uses to belittle him. Without giving spoilers, the musical’s version of Hachisuka forces him to spend extensive time with his brother as well as time in a situation in general that’s pretty alien to him, and he grows and changes as he ponders why exactly he feels the way he does, tries to figure out how Nagasone himself feels and why he acts the way he does, and eventually comes to a realization and understanding, and displays his acceptance of his brother in the most fitting and touching way possible. His development is sublime, and so this is my favorite version of Hachisuka and why I am so in love with him; there’s just so much potential with him and Nagasone’s relationship because of how different they are and their vastly different pasts (this applies to a lot of sword pairs, really), and so the musical Hachisuka is the one that’s canon in my mind. His kiwame just happened and I really, really, really hope it does a good job with him as well. <3

Nagasone Koutetsu - So of course Nagasone would be next lol, I love him a lot. He’s cool, funny, strong, pretty hot (lmao), and puts up with his brother’s shit so well, like damn that is some serious willpower. But he doesn’t let it get to him, because in reality he doesn’t care at all about being a “fake”, and I’m so proud of him for it. I still want to hug him though, because he still doesn’t deserve all those insults, and also because of course being a Shinsengumi sword is such pain and suffering :’’’’) and he has so much internalized grief, just like the other four do. Again, the second musical is mostly responsible for my love for him.

Izuminokami Kanesada - Katsugeki TR was my first introduction to the franchise, so even though I would later learn it characterized him prettyyyy badly lmao, I still fell in love with him first, like he was probably my first favorite sword when I still knew very little about TR. Now that I know that he’s really a giant dork with such a big heart and so much passion and drive and adorableness (just like Yasu), I love him so much. <333 He’s just so good. :’) The new musical is all about him and looking through it even without subtitles had my heart shattered into a million pieces for him; again, Shinsengumi swords automatically need a shitton of hugs and therapy, ugh.

Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki - HE’S JUST A GIANT ADORABLE PUPPY. HE IS AMAZING AND SUCH A SWEETHEART AND I LOVE HIM. I fell in love with him in Katsugeki first and episode 9 made me cry. :’) And I kept loving him. He seems very different in the new musical and it interests me; I can’t wait to see what he’s all about (and cry some more).

Horikawa Kunihiro - Of course I have to love Horikawa if I love Kane; he’s so sweet, and such a good support for the other Shinsengumi swords. He’s wonderful. <3

Ichigo Hitofuri - I love how pure he is as a big brother with the tantous, oh my GOD. It’s just the sweetest thing; he loves them all so much and they love him. ;____; <3 Also his design is gorgeous.

Kogitsunemaru - Like I said up there, first rare sword I got early on, so I’m partial to him. I love his design, and his creation myth. <3 He’s just so sweet.

Yagen Toushirou - He’s a great big brother to the little tantous <3 and I love how he’s their doctor in Hanamaru lol; it fits him.

Tonbokiri - I fell in love with him in Katsugeki; he’s a BIG PURE TEDDY BEAR WHO IS SO SWEET. how dare you make me think he was going to die Katsugeki wtf how could you do that. I desperately need to watch the musical with him in it nnnnngh.

Yamanbagiri Kunihiro - What a cutie, with his cape that he refuses to take off for poor Kasen to wash and his freaking dancing flower with its own little cape. I hope one day he gains self-confidence despite being a replica. :’) I dread the day the real one shows up, if he does.

Nikkari Aoe - Love his design, and just his general demeanor. And his backstory is badass.

Ookurikara - He’s pretty stoic, but I like whenever he loosens up a little and lets out a smile; it’s beautiful. <3

Imanotsurugi - The first musical made me love him; GIVE THIS CHILD A HUG, UGH. He deserves the world, and he and Iwatooshi are the cutest brother pair. ;____; <3

Sayo Samonji - AGAIN, GIVE THIS CHILD A HUG, MY GOD HIS PAST IS SO SAD LET ME HUG HIM AND TELL HIM I’M NOT GOING TO SELL HIM. D’:

Iwatooshi - The best big brother, and he’s been a saving grace to me in many a battle so how can I not love him.

Heshikiri Hasebe - He is so devoted to the saniwa, like oh my god bless his heart lmao; he’s utterly hilarious and wonderful.

Urashima Koutetsu - He’s the one thing Hachisuka and Nagasone will always put aside their differences for and it’s just the best thing ever, and he always tries to help them become closer... it’s so good, I love him. :’’’) <3

Gokotai - HE’S SO CUTE AND HIS NAMESAKE IS THE CUTEST THING

Otegine, Nihongou - Them together with Tonbokiri is amazing, good trio.

8. Are there any pairings that you like? If there, please list them. (No limit on type.)

Don’t ship anything in TR, never. My favorite brother relationships though are the Shinsengumi swords as a group, Yasu and Kashuu, Kane and Hori, Nagasone and Hachisuka, the Koutetsu bros group as a whole, the Samonji brothers group, Imanotsurugi and Iwatooshi, Gokotai and Nihongou, Gokotai and Tonbokiri, and the Toushirous and Ichigo.

9. Is your citadel an employee-friendly citadel or a black-hearted citadel that works your swords to the bone?

Well, I never break swords on purpose or leave them injured on purpose while I’m not using them, but I do send them out constantly in order to complete events, which sometimes involves sending them out while fatigued if I think I can still win with them being fatigued, soooooo that might be considered working them to the bone. *shot* But when there’s no event going on they all get to chill.

10. Have you ever done anything weird to your swords?

how dare you ever imply I would, they are my bABIES YOU HEAR ME-

11. Have you ever broken a sword? What happened, and who did you break?

Nope, never; I take extra care to make sure I never do. I couldn’t stand breaking even another copy of one I already have lol.

12. Who loses troops the most in your citadel? And who is the most skilled at making troops?

I don’t know, no one seems to lose troops more than anyone else that I remember. And Yasusada is always my attendant sword so he always makes the troops lol.

13. Another common question: have you ever done something with all of your might in order to get a particular sword? Please describe what you did and the results.

Oh yeah, back when we had that series of weeks where there was a smithing campaign a week for six weeks straight, I blew a lot of money to get swords lmao. Spent money for Juzumaru and Oodenta, and got them and Monoyoshi. Wish I could have gotten the rest too but realistically that was a pretty good turnout, and I was happy with it; I have Sengo now because of the last event, and hopefully Kogarasumaru and Koryuu will come back later. The other most daunting time I had was the first Osaka castle treasure hunt event I was around for; I played relentlessly to get Hakata, Gotou, Shinano, and Houchou to drop, those evil little demons. Was dead of boredom by the end but I got them!!! Didn’t have time to even think about attempting Mouri lmao but luckily I got him easily in the next one, when they amped up his drop rate massively on floor 99 (thank god).

14. Are you superstitious? (www)

Nah, at least in terms of doing things in the game; I do think my luck comes in waves though and goes back and forth between TR and other gacha games lol.

15. What made you join the TKRB fandom in the beginning? How about now?

Joined because of Katsugeki, stayed because of the musicals. :’) <3

16. What do you think of the current maps? (For example: which map is good for training/grinding, which maps do you get lost in the most, which map do you want to burn?)

Meh, I’ve beaten them all now and don’t return to them much; I usually train in events instead that give a lot better EXP than the regular maps. Era 6 was a nightmare early on of course, but now it’s fine. 7-1 through 7-3 can burn in hell for how difficult they are though lmao; 7-4 is surprisingly easy if you trigger the long path. The worst thing about all maps tbh is the dice feature and not being able to choose your own paths (usually); I get that there needed to be an extra gimmick, but it’s truly terrible and unfair sometimes, like when you get right near the boss node with no one in the red for once and then the dice sends you into a dead end. :’’’)))) 3-4 can burn in hell for the first time I had to go through it to get to continue fffffffffffff

17. Are there any game systems or improvements that you hope DMM will implement?

I really, really would love for them to let you be able to turn off the spotlight search animation when scouting pre-battle, which takes up a good portion of battle time and is especially annoying when the scouting fails or when the battle is too easy for your formation choice to really matter, but I don’t think they will. :’D Just... speed up the map moving/battle process in general; letting you click through the EXP screen is a good start, more please. ....I also think that the game requires waaaaaaaaaaaay too much EXP for kiwame swords to the point where I don’t think they expect you to actually level them up a lot and just use them as they are (which.... you can’t just do because the uchigatanas suck at low levels as kiwame, and I dread the day the ootachis and naginatas get kiwames...), because no one possibly has that much time, so I wish they’d nerf the amount needed some, but I know they’re not going to do that lol.

18. If DMM cooperates on an event with another game/anime/etc., what would you like to see?

Not really sure... I haven’t started Bungou to Alchemist yet, but I intend to, and I know it’s the same concept as TR except with famous writers (I know this cause I’m a fan of the anime that uses the same concept, Bungou Stray Dogs), so I wonder what that kind of historical crossover would be like.

19. Have you spent money playing TKRB? If so, how much? If not, do you plan to?

Ohhhhh yes, as I said above lmao; I’ve probably spent like... $300 in total for materials, ofudas, and sword space... *sweats* I’m gonna need to buy new sword space really soon again, at least.

20. Is there any merchandise that you would like to buy or see?

Please, Good Smile, make nendoroids of Hachisuka and Nagasone already. There’s other ones I’d love too but those two in particular.... pls... I’d also love anime versions of the musicals, which won’t happen, but I can dream. </3

21. Have you done any fanwork (fanfiction, fanart, etc.)? If so, what?

Not yet, I do plan to though... definitely draw some of the boys, and I have a few fanfic ideas.... I just need to force myself to do research of Japanese history/culture because I’m so nervous about handling this kind of thing and afraid I’ll botch it OTL; I know the Shinsengumi members etc are fictionalized versions of them, but stilllllll I’m nervoussssss because they’re real people lol.

22. What do you think you are like as a saniwa?

I don’t know.... I’d like to think that I’d try to spend time with all of them so no one is left out *looks nervously at how I use the same swords over and over in-game haha*, and make sure that the ones who need it the most get the comfort and love and reassurance they need. Plenty of them are still healing from their pasts, and need space as well as hugs, and I’d want them to make sure they feel like they have all of what they need from and feel comfortable around me. <3 Overall I’d just want to be with all of them a lot, because they’re not my servants; we’re all one big family and they need me just as much as I need them.

23. If the government asked you to choose a sword to kill yourself with in terms of emergency, who would you pick?

WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THIS. I couldn’t make any of them do this to me, never; that’d be horrible. Unless one of them insisted on it, though I can’t fathom who. But yeah, I’d let them choose if it absolutely had to be one of them, but otherwise I’d just do it to myself in some other way. D’: thinking about this upsets me greatly

24. The government has asked you to write a report: how would you describe the situation in your citadel?

We’re all good here, chilling out with a nice round 70 swords; Hachisuka is currently away on his kiwame journey and I and Urashima are eagerly awaiting his return, as is Nagasone, even if he won’t admit it. <3

25. What do you think of the Retrograding Army?

I hate them; they force my poor boys into such anguished and painful situations (usually having to cause their previous masters’ deaths when the HRA tries to keep them alive OTL), and they’re ugly, and the yaris and those kunai things are a goddamn pain in my ass in-game. *shot* They serve their purpose well enough as nebulous enemies to fight and to give the swords their missions, but I really wish we could just get some lore for this world already; where does the HRA come from, and why do they want to change history? Why are the saniwa’s swords the only ones who can defeat them? Why do the kebishii fight both us AND them? There’s just so much I want to know that I don’t think we’ll ever get answers to. :/

26. Lastly, please say something about TKRB from the bottom of your heart!

I love this franchise so so much; I never thought such a superficial concept such as anthropomorphic sword pretty boys would ever be something I would fall in love with lmao, but here we are. I really have the musicals to thank for my love though; they really use TR’s concept to its greatest potential, with all of the emotion that comes with having to face your turbulent past and trying to overcome it and move on, and having to deal with losing people you loved and looked up to (the animes do this too though, I’m not discrediting them). All of the boys are one giant family, and they love each other and have fun with each other and bond with each other and grieve with and support one another; it’s just so wholesome and poignant. :’) <3 Not to mention that it’s finally made me wake tf and learn some Japanese history already, smh. Thank you so much for existing, Touken Ranbu; I look forward to much more time being moved by you and also tearing my hair out over trying to get every new sword! ^_^ <3

#tag meme #touken ranbu #in which I ramble about my emotions over sword boys for.... a very long post... lol #i love this stupid franchise #thank you for getting me into it Katsugeki even if you yourself turned out to be kinda meh lol

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razberryyum · 7 years

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A Gintama chapter a day keeps the ending away...Lesson 438

I believe Sorachi-sama IS beautiful and can make manga, wonderful manga.

MY 20 FAVORITE MOMENTS IN LESSON 438:

Omggggg I love this arc sooooo much!!! It was so damn hard deciding on my favorite moments cuz there were so many. I’m proud that I was even able to limit it to only 20. As soon as the Mansengumi appeared, I was dedd.

Honorary Mention: not quite a moment but I just loved the summary of last chapter. As far as I’m concerned, Sorachi-sama DID win Miss Universe and he IS the most beautiful mangaka in Japan.

Moment 1: this squad.

Moment 2: he’s weird enough to me, no matter what color his glasses (grip) turn.

Moment 3: I liked Dekobokko lots until I realized how narrow-minded he/she is in regards to gender roles. Still, I think him/her for his/her holy hammer of sex change.

Moment 4: Ginko was so crazy adorable! I loved how easily she slipped into her new role.

Moment 5: The God Dekobokko being a smart opportunist.

Moment 6: As usual, Jyuubei to the rescue. Luckily for him, Tae-chan was still Tae-chan.

Moment 7: I remember being both happy that Tae-chan was attracted to Jyuu-chan, and then sad because eventually he would have to return to being Kyuu-chan.

Moment 8: Ginko deserved that fork in the head.

Moment 9: I was on Jyuubei’s side: if he didn’t take advantage of the situation, when the hell would he EVER have a serious chance with Otae?

Moment 10: A very valid concern...although I do admit I was a bit mystified that she didn’t figure it out yet. And then it struck me, oh my gods, has Gintoki NEVER seen a manko? That thought kinda blew my mind for a bit.

Moment 11: Lame four eyes is also her brother so definitely a no, but I did love the group date vibes.

Moment 12: It did not escape my notice that Pachie immediately imagined Ginko together with his sister and I did wonder if that got him excited since it was a two hot girls scenario (even if one was his sister, but then he does have a siscon so I doubt that would stop him much).

Moment 13: I seriously thought that was Madao at first and I couldn’t stop laughing that he turned into a totally hot woman.

Moment 14: And of course here is when I immediately realized that no, it’s not Madao, it’s a gorilla.

Moment 15: Ngl, I thought she was prettier than Otae.

Moment 16: YEOUCH. I TOTALLY felt Goriko’s pain.

Moment 17: NON. STOP. SCREAMING. You don’t understand, I TOTALLY did not expect this kind of epicness. Kondou has often popped up in arcs without the rest of the Shinsengumi boys, so I thought he was all we would get of them. This...this was like a gift from the gods and I just about died of happiness. Look at how fucking uber adorable Okita is!!! I will never stop loving this arc!

Moment 18: Tae-chan’s breast envy is dangerous for all the ladies’ physical health.

Moment 19: NON. STOP. SCREAMING. Except this time, it was a little bit in distress because whyyyyyy???? I wanted a totally cute Tenko to match with the totally cute Ginko. Yes, I’m being completely superficial and I am ashamed of myself for being that way, but still, nooooooo my poor cute Hijikata. He would’ve made such a pretty girl! I also briefly wished he had stayed a man and then fell head over heels for Ginko-chan cuz that would’ve been sweet and hilarious (and then those feelings could have remained even after Gin-chan returned to being a man and that’s how they end up together...the fanfic/doujinshi just writes itself).

Moment 20: That made me only feel worse for being so superficial about Tenko. Poor Tenko.

SHIPS TALLY:

Jyuubei x Otae: finally, sparks were flying, BOTH ways. I felt so happy for Kyuubei Jyuubei. For his sake, I wanted this “dream” to last forever.

Kondou x Otae: nice to know his love for Tae-chan remained even though he was a woman now. I’m glad Dekobokko-sama wasn’t anti-lesbian.

Otae x Gintoki, Okita x Gintoki: even though she was really rough, she did feel BOTH of them up so I’m just gonna count them. Boob groppage counts for valid base movement.

Disclaimer: Gintama is not only about shipping. Gintama is hilarious, clever, exciting, poignant, heart-breaking, loving, brilliant, and just so freaking amazing. It is only due to Sorachi-sama’s generosity that I can enjoy Gintama on yet another level, the shippy level, and I am forever grateful for that. GINTAMA IS LIFE AND LOVE.

3/16/2018

#Gintama manga chap 438 #Dekobokko Arc #Ginko #Jyuubei #Kagura Dun #Sekitobaharu #Pachie #JyuuTae #Goriko #Souko #Tenko #KonTae #GinTae #OkiTae #Genderswap #THANK YOU Sorachi-sama #Life and Love

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toukenra · 7 years

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Hello~ If it is alright, can I have a scenario of Kashuu and Yasusada crushing for their very oblivious female saniwa at the same time? In bonus, what would be the other swords 's reactions? Like, who would be the wingman? Who would make bets? Thank you very much for your hard work!

-insert the ‘I like you more than just as a friend’ - ‘you mean like best friends?’ meme- because this was literally the first thing I thought of after seeing this request lol ꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ∗)

No but in all honesty I never get how some people can be so damn oblivious when it comes to other people’s feelings for them. It’s not like I’m an expert on men and god beware ‘feelings’ but at least I can tell most of the time when someone’s attracted to me oh my poor Kashuu and Yams, you’re going to have a hard time getting your feelings through ꉂꉂ(ᵔᗜᵔ∗) Actually I already wrote ‘crush headcanons’ for Kashuu some time ago, so I won’t write new ones because it’s really hard to come up with new ones and just focus on his inner feelings instead I hope you’re okay with that! If not, feel free to message me of course and I’ll come up with something. And just so you know, I didn’t choose a ‘winner’ on purpose, that choice I will leave to your own imagination! *inserts my evil witch cackle* ;)

This got a little lengthy so I’ll place it under the cut. Anyway, I hope you’ll enjoy this one! xx

when they realize that both of them had fallen for you naturally both of them promise to fight upfront for your heart

knowing how oblivious and thick-headed you were it wouldn’t make much sense to fight for you openly anyway

‘No hard feelings whoever our Master chooses ok?’

‘Of course not. We’re both Okita-kun’s treasured swords so let’s fight fair and square!’

of course this doesn’t go unnoticed by some certain Shinsengumi swords…

sweet Horikawa happily declares that he will root for both of them when Mutsunokami boisterously pats him on the back his spine almost breaks

‘That’s cute of you but here’s also the possibility that she rejects both of them. Have you even thought about that?’

rude Mutsu

‘Hah, if someone as cool and manly like me guides you there’s no way she wouldn’t fall for you, right Yasusada?’

‘Gahaha only in your imagination Izuminokami, I will be the one to make Kyomitsu victorious, right?’

excuse me but how did our quest for winning our Master’s heart became a battle between you two in less than 2 seconds??

‘A dog like you only barks well but as usual there’s nothing behind it. Wanna bet that I can make Aruji fall for him faster than you? ’

‘What did you bast*rd just say to me?? Alright, you’re on! Eat dirt Izuminokami!’

cue ‘I-didn’t-sign-up-for-this-someone-end-this-or-them-or-me-stares’ from both Kashuu and Yasu

as usual poor Horikawa has to rip them apart before they can be at each other’s throats again

i swear poor angel loses a few years of his life every time he has to prevent them from killing each other

now that the rules were set, each of them has a different way of trying to woo you

unsurprisingly the award for the worst wingman in the history of ever goes to Izuminokami Kanesada

because not only does he just decide to take Yasusada under his wings despite him raising a hue and cry, he also forces him to recite cheesy pick up lines whenever both of you are finally ‘alone’

and by alone i mean you and him relaxing with tea and snacks Yasu has lovingly prepared for you while Kane-san is peeking out behind the corner and glaring daggers and cute baby boy Horikawa mouthing ‘Ganbatte Yasusada-san’ at him

cue Yasu banging his head on the wall everytime afterwards because on the one hand he’s relieved at how adorable and oblivious you are for not getting these admittedly horrible pick-up lines but on the other hand why can’t you see that he’s trying to tell you his feelings??

he’s honestly so close to grabbing you by your shoulders and shaking you like a rag doll because HOW IN THE WORLD can you be so goddamn oblivious?

his frustation with you, Kanesada, but mostly himself can be seen and heard from space

i mean every cell in his body is in love with you how can you not remark it??

but every time you grace him with that innocent yet dazzling smile of yours all his misgivings and frustations just melt away like ice cream on a hot summer day

Take a deep breath Yasusada, you can do this

‘Aruji, I just remembered that Okita-kun really loved watching shooting stars at night and often snuck out into his garden to watch them. W-would you like to watch them.. just with me?’

his voice was almost breaking at whispering the last words he wasn’t even sure he said them, but when you gently grasped his hands and sweetly smiled at him he nearly fainted

well, as long as you kept smiling at him like that it was worth not giving up on you

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Kashuu on the other hand wasn’t happy with his more or less self-proclaimed ‘wingman’ either

‘For the last time Yoshiyuki, I will not get her into a dangerous situation just so I can play the hero, that is literally the worst advice I’ve ever heard!’

‘Trust me, women love a man like that. At least it makes much more sense than you trying to be cuter than Yasusada that’s just not enough. How about taking her to the battlefi-’

‘YOU’RE FIRED!’

but now that he got rid of a sulking Mutsonokami he begrudgingly had to admit that he was indeed right, being cute wouldn’t be enough to win your heart

he knew that you treasured him, but you treasured everyone as well and if he wanted you to see him as someone special he had to treat you even more special than anyone else

‘This is going to take everything I have got, all of my attention and all of my time if I want her to fall in love with me.’

please just love him back ok? he’s honestly too cute for all the suffering he must go through because he fell in love with such an oblivious albeit very kind and lovable and overall perfect woman like you

-Mod Pancake 🥞

#yo i‘m back at least for today #ask #anonymous #kashuu kiyomitsu #yasusada yamatonokami #mutsunokami yoshiyuki #horikawa kunihiro #izuminokami kanesada #touken ranbu #headcanons #mod pancake

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yui-kinokawa · 6 years

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Cold Reception

In the cold of a Coerthas winter, a routine delivery turns into a deadly confrontation. Yui knows she can win any fight she puts her mind to, but what good is victory when when you’re fighting for the wrong reasons?

Yui Kinokawa pulled her furs closer and silently cursed whatever mad deity held reign over the cold wastes and colder fortunes that had befallen her. Even with just her eyes exposed the cold tore at her face and threatened to pierce her protective outer clothes at every seam. The Calamity had never fully left Coerthas. Five years in its wake, the Western Highlands remained a cold, bleak hellscape coated in rime, buried in fulms of snow, and infested with wild beasts, voidsent, and feral Dravanians.

Just hours before, she had departed Ishgard for the Lancegate. Whispers of a salvage team of some renown marshalling in the north of the Western Highlands surrounded the missive she had been tasked with delivering. Count Edmont de Fortemps said nothing of the missive’s contents, but his younger son and the house servants seemed to think her lack of Elezen ears made her deaf. Still, Yui knew better than to press for details. Her clients sang praises of her reliability via word of mouth, and to sink her fresh connections with House Fortemps over her own curiosity would be tantamount to career suicide. If she were to make good on her future goals, that was the sort of setback that Yui could not afford.

She reached a gloved hand forward and gently rubbed the back of her chocobo’s neck. Ever faithful, Okita had taken to the journey without complaint. Thankfully, the Ishgardians were thoughtful enough to provide proper barding and shoes for the bird that would prevent injury or illness from exposure to the elements. The pair trudged along in silence, minding the ever deepening snow.

The thought of spending her gil on a long soak in a hot bath with a bottle of mulled wine did little to ease the burden of delivery. There was but one aetheryte in the traversable areas of the Highlands and that was malms behind her now in Falcon’s Nest. Adding insult to injury, the projected forecast of partly cloudy had only turned out to be partly correct; while it was indeed cloudy, not two hours had passed before it also began snowing. Yui had expected flurries throughout the journey but now it appeared a full-blown blizzard was blowing.

Visibility continued to drop until Yui could see only the road in front of her. Even this was rapidly fading in the unending deluge of fresh powder. Reaching into her memory for maps, Yui recalled a nearby outcropping under which they could weather the storm until it had cleared enough to travel safely. It should have been just ahead.

Should.

What Yui found instead was a barrier of ice in the middle of the road. Yui’s scales itched uncomfortably beneath her furs as the tingle of adrenaline coursed through her body. Far from being natural, the wall had all the hallmarks of being man-made, being a cross-section of the permafrost below. The top was a frosty white fading to icy blue. Dirty pelagic appeared where meltwater had mingled with soil and rock before freezing solid. The heaving of such a large slice out of the ground belied malicious intent and powerful magicks. She swiveled her head left and right, searching for a culprit. The snow betrayed nothing.

“Okita, hold.” She ordered.

Yui dismounted and gingerly stepped toward the wall. That it shielded her from the wind, Yui was quick to acknowledge. That the wall was fresh based on the disturbed ground and lack of snow cover, she was equally quick to discern. She took a deep breath and steeled herself, whirling around to face whoever was responsible.

At first there was nothing. Then, Yui saw them; shadows flitting about at the edge of perception slowly materialized out of the snow, nearly a dozen in all. Okita kwehed frantically, trotting back to Yui to warn her of the encroaching forms. The bird had seen enough battle to not spook and run at the first sign of trouble, but was intelligent and well trained enough to know the odds were not good.

Yui stood motionless, her eyes darting from form to form, sizing them up and weighing her rapidly dwindling options. A retreat was out of the question. The way forward was blocked and the way back was firmly under the control of her stalkers.

That her life was not in immediate danger was nothing more than cold comfort. These highwaymen wanted something from her, likely money and goods. Indiscriminate killing attracted attention, and attention from Ishgard was bad for business. Better to walk away with gil and supplies than leave a bloody trail for the Inquisitors to follow. None of that precluded armed confrontation.

The hunters drew near enough to discern through the snow and fading light. Elezen to the last, Yui muttered to herself, her words lost to the frozen tempest escalating around her. Heretics; they must have been. Or rather whatever extremist holdouts had decided to eschew reconciliation in favor of insurgency. The tattered Dravanian-themed tabards draped over their armor and furs all but confirmed it.

A single man stepped forward from the bunch. Were his ears not clearly visible, Yui might have mistaken him for a highlander hyur. Indeed, he very closely held to the same broadness of shoulder and squared jaw that would be typical of the race. Yui’s eyes immediately fixated upon the massive axe that the man rested on his shoulder. It was an executioner’s axe of unmistakably Ishgardian design, complete with Halonic imagery engraved upon its blade.

Ironic that a heretic holdout would adopt an inquisitor’s arm.

“You know what we’re here for.” The Axeman went straight to business.

That he didn’t opt to have his mooks shoot first and not get around to asking questions gave Yui an iota of hope that parley might still have been possible. However slim the chance, avoiding needless bloodshed was preferable to drawing steel. Not that she would make it easy on them.

“Am I being detained?” She remained deadpan. “My papers are in order with the Holy See. You may contact the Vault via linkpearl if that is in question.”

“Open up those saddlebags.”

“I was not aware of any Inqisitors’ checkpoints in the northeast of the Highlands,” she pressed, “nor that they would be doing random inspections of cargo and wares.”

“Are you really going to play this game with us?” He growled.

His axe dropped from his shoulder, the blade landing with a thud in the snow at his feet. While he made no efforts to raise it yet, Yui could plainly see that his arm twitched and his legs prepared to gird him for battle.

“This is your last warning, bitch. You hand over the missives and we let you go. You keep mouthing us off and I’ll kill you where you stand.”

“The missives…” Yui’s words were lost in her hood, but what the Axeman let slip was enough to immediately draw her ire.

Missives. What use could a bandit possibly have for missives? And how in the hells did he know she’d be carrying them? No, something else was at work here.

“Take her. Get into those saddlebags, get the codes. Do with the girl what you will.”

“Okita, hide!” she shouted.

The heretic leader took a step back, surprised at the voice which lashed out from the short figure before him. Equally surprising was the sudden kick from Okita that caught him across the chest, sending him tumbling into the snow. With a loud ruffling of feathers and a mighty KWEH, the chocobo was away, flying into the sky and vanishing into the snow.

The axeman leaped to his feet, roaring in frustration as his hapless henchmen loosed arrows in vain at the fleeing bird. The bowmen visibly recoiled at their own failure, stepping backwards in an attempt to put distance between them and their enraged leader. Like a rabid wolf, he snarled at them, cursing their incompetence before turning his predatory gaze back upon Yui.

“Clever little girl, you are!” The Axeman finally sneered, a mocking laugh upon his lips. “Get her! Shake her down for everything she knows!”

Six men stepped forward through the snow, advancing toward her in a line. One reached into a belt pouch for rope. The others drew their weapons.

“That it would come to this.” She muttered.

Yui closed her eyes. Ghostly blue light sprang to life between her fingers, forming a spear in her left hand. Yui drew her foot back and raised her throwing arm into position. One of the heretics shouted a warning and raised his shield.

It was in vain. Splinters showered his comrades as the shield exploded, the aether javelin obliterating it and proceeding to skewer him to the cold ground. The others looked on in shock, then in outrage. They charged.

Yui’s hands flew to the hilt of the katana resting at her hip. With one fluid motion, she parted the furs draped over her, drew the blade, and struck. Five brilliant shards of aether shot forward from her blade, slicing through air, aether, flesh, and bone. Crimson spray stained the snow. Those who had survived the initial maiming dragged their injured comrades away.

Grabbing hold of the clasp at the front of her furs, Yui undid it, allowing the furs to slip off her shoulders and to the snowy ground below. The hood of her cloak followed closely behind. No longer smothered by furs, the tails of her white longcoat fluttered out behind her, freeing her to move. She brought her katana to high guard, anticipating the next attack from her opponent.

Instead, the Axeman paused. “You… you’re Au Ra.”

“I am.” Strange as the sudden lull was, Yui seized upon the chance to stay her blade. “Has that changed your mind?”

“Why do you serve them?” Her question was ignored outright. “They hate you and all your kind! Any that bear the marks of a dragon they hate!”

Dragon kin. She’d heard the epithet whispered around the bar when she put down at the Forgotten Knight. There were few Au Ra in Coerthas and even fewer Raen. The handful she’d met in Ishgard had all been Xaela. While House Fortemps had been most gracious, it seemed the Knight’s upper-crust clientele were less so. Auri scales, horns, and tails only reminded them of the foul beasts that had assailed Ishgard for the past thousand years. A single treaty could not undo centuries of prejudice. Still, the thought of it had weighed heavy on Yui’s heart ever since her arrival in Ishgard.

“I am no dragon!” She kept her voice neutral, hoping against hope that she could de-escalate the situation. “And you are no beast! Come! Parley would suit us better!”

“That you would refuse to hold the High Houses accountable for their crimes speaks enough to me. There is no parley with the High Houses, only death.”

Yui could not help but scowl. “And you would visit the same upon a hired messenger? You would spurn reconciliation to sate your need for violence?”

“The farce of reconciliation!” He spat. “Ishgard cares not for anyone without a high house pedigree! It is but a ruse! I will not be the fool to come back to be greeted by the gallows!”

“The war is over. Ser Aymeric offered reconciliation! Things have changed!”

“NOTHING HAS CHANGED!” He roared. “You are but another slave to the high houses. Your sentence is death!”

“I am sorry.” There was no malice in her words, only quiet resignation.

The Axeman’s roar echoed in the white, swirling void, his steps thrumming like thunder as he stampeded forward. Yui closed her eyes and breathed deeply the frigid air, her blade unwavering and her feet firmly planted. Singing steel split the air.

Yui’s eyes snapped open. Her limbal rings flared bright violet and golden flames wreathed her left arm. The axe blade crashed to a halt ilms from her own blade. Sparks leaped from the air above Yui, the surface of a golden barrier just visible below the massive axe blade. Twisting her blade subtly, Yui counterattacked, her two sword strokes catching the Axeman across the chest.

He staggered backwards, eyes wide with shock. The man was clearly no stranger to pain, but the means of Yui’s reprisal were foreign. Yui returned her blade to high guard. Snowfall traced the outline of a magicked barrier around her.

“Your sorcery cannot save you!”

Again, the Axeman charged. Again, Yui answered. Blow after blow fell upon her, flying steel like falling snow. Yui turned each strike with subtle twists of her blade and deft sweeps of her hand. Her barriers sparked and flared, but held fast against the onslaught.

Yui marked the time between strikes as she parried and riposted. Her opponent was slowing, tiring -- opening himself to a proper attack. Her opportunity came soon enough. The Axeman wound up for a big swing, slower than his prior strikes. Yui’s eyes flared brightly, the faint glow of her shield consuming her entire arm in golden flame. A blast of golden light exploded from her open palm sending her foe stumbling backwards.

Yui dashed forward, a single flash of steel the only indicator of her strike. What remained of her foe’s guard crumbled, his axe falling by the wayside, his stumbling form an easy target. Yui drew back her katana, two fingers from her other hand sweeping across the flat of the blade, her magicks infusing the metal and sheathing it in glowing aether the color of blood. A brilliant crimson flash erupted from the wound as thrust her blade into the gut of her foe. His entire body seized, his gaze locked upon the blade piercing his body.

Yui withdrew, pointing the tip of her blade at the face of her enemy. Only one word left her lips. “Yield.”

A beat of silence followed. Whether the Axeman was contemplating or frozen in pain, Yui could not discern. Finally, he collapsed to his knees, leaning heavily upon the haft of his weapon.

“Do it.” he rasped, his voice quavering. “I know you want to kill me. Do it and complete the will of your masters!"

She said nothing. Yui sheathed her blade, but the shield glow remained about her arm. She extended her right hand, now freed from the task of wielding her katana. The Axeman spat. Yui drew back her gloved hand, the surprise on her face immediately apparent. He would insult her even as she offered him help?

“Patronize me all you want. You're still a damn pet!” he growled. “You answer the high houses’ every beck and call, but they still think you a heretic by your very nature. Look at your own horns and tail, girl!”

Yui bristled visibly at his stubbornness, the cracks in her patience only growing as her foe prattled on. She bent down and clenched a fistful of snow to to clean off her glove, glaring at the bandit even as she dropped the soiled snowball back into the fresh powder on the ground.

Her reply was terse. “You would rather spit insults at me than reconcile with your brethren?”

“You don’t get it, do you, bitch?” he snarled. “I can’t reconcile with them! Nor can you!”

“Can’t? Or won’t?” A tinge of red crept into her cheeks at her own outburst, but it was quickly lost in the blowing snow.

“People like you disgust me!” He coughed and hacked, his wounds clearly taking their toll. The spite, however, was undulled. “You serve those who oppress you and pass their contempt onto people like me! Never have I seen greater self-loathing married with such self-delusion!”

Even in the haze of adrenaline and the din of battle -- especially in the din of battle -- Yui was never one to lash out. But this was no wild beast or foreign soldier threatening her life. Were he a mere beast, Yui would have no qualms about putting him down; indeed, any beast would have tucked its tail between its legs and run away after the sound thrashing she had given it.

But beasts did not spew verbal vitriol. Beasts did not hurl insults that cut her heart. He was not wrong. Ul’dah and Ishgard were no havens for Au Ra. No matter how upstanding her service to House Fortemps, she was an outsider among the Elezen.

Anger Yui did not know she harbored possessed her. She could not control the flaring of her limbal rings, this time a fiery crimson rather than their usual cool violet. Her foe was not cowed. In fact, he seemed to take great pleasure in her reaction, a smile creeping across his lips even as his vitality drain onto the snow at his knees.

“You would suffer death to spite me?" She growled. "Even when I am trying to help you?”

“Your help is unwanted and unneeded!" His laughing was punctuated with heaves as his lungs struggled for breath. “My death is preferable to slavery to the high houses. I pity you.”

“And I, you.” Yui turned and began walking, making for to the spot where she had dropped her furs. "Perhaps in another life you would have chosen a less miserable end."

"You're going to leave me?" His voice cracked.

Whether he was in pain or rage she could not tell. But she had made her decision. “I cannot save one who refuses to be saved.”

"You last mistake was to turn your back on me!" he choked.

Yui whirled around at the jingle of gear, her hand raised in preparation to fire another magical bolt into her foe. She refused to be caught unawares if her opponent pulled a gun or dagger with which to deliver a parting shot. It was, however, no weapon. The bandit took from his hip a flask and quickly chugged its contents. Choking and sputtering issued from his mouth, punctuated with wheezing, the vile contents of the flask exacerbating his prior injury.

Poison? Potion? No. Poison was the opposite of what he wanted. And a potion would not cause pain. Yui's blade flew again to high guard. She'd heard of this in hushed whispers in the Forgotten Knight. Heretics quaffing dragon's blood to awaken some latent magic within, transforming them into horrible twisted beasts in the process.

Laughter. Laughter without mirth, without joy, without a shred of happiness. The Axeman raved on as his body was consumed by magicked shadows erupting from every pore. Even through her barriers, Yui could feel the unearthly heat prickle her skin and scratch at her scales. The shadow flames vaporized the snow around them, carving a shallow circle of rock upon the path, continuing to grow as the heat intensified. Yui averted her gaze. The flames caused her pain to look at, not through brightness but through a strange warping of the aether Yui could feel in her bones.

She snapped her hand forward, projecting a rampart of aether in front of her. The shadow inferno exploded, the blast wave clearing a massive circle free of snow save for the slice shielded by Yui’s barrier. Where once there stood a man now stood a beast.

His already impressive physique bulged to grotesque proportions, his bloated musculature now covered by gnarled scales the texture of broken stone. From his head sprouted a dragon’s snout topped with a single large horn. Scales on his neck extended into a twisted headdress and a tangled mass of thorny protrusions erupted from his back. His limbs were tipped with massive claws that he swiped through the air, testing his new weapons before bringing them to bear.

The beast glared at Yui. An unholy roar blasted from its maw, making her wince. He lowered his head and charged.

Yui’s barrier flared brightly as the beast collided with it at breakneck speed. Snow swirled and winds roared around the thunderous impact. Yui staggered backwards, the sheer force of the strike dazzling her with magical feedback. Unfazed, the beast continued its unrelenting assault. Blow after blow rained down upon her barrier.

The circle of protection continued to shrink with each strike. Finally, all that remained was a weakly glowing disc floating in front of her hand. Yui gasped for breath and crumpled to one knee. Her shield arm trembled in fatigue.

As she glanced up at the monster looming over her, she swore she could see a predatory grin. The monster raised its fist to strike. Yui rolled out of the way, narrowly avoiding the massive claws that threatened to crush her. Dirt and snow sprayed over her from the impact. It took a moment for the dragon to realize his prey had narrowly avoided death.

It took almost all Yui had to push herself back onto her knees. It took what remained to force herself to stand. Stained in grit and matted with melted snow, the brilliant halo and pristine garb of a paladin had vanished into the grimy visage of a battered warrior.

“Mercy and succor.” She gnarled, eyeing the monster before her. “Mercy was what I swore I would live by. Succor was what I promised to bring. And this...”

Yui brandished her weapon once again. The remainder of her shield vanished, replaced instead by a dull red glow from her katana that pulsed as if a heart beat within it. Blood thundered in her head, her skull feeling like it would surely explode from the strain. Her patience was spent. Her kindness drained. Her self-control was but shackles, shackles that fell away as seething anger burst its bonds.

“... THIS is what I’m met with?” Her low grumble escalated to an angry shout. The monster cocked its head ever so slightly, as if curious about his foe’s newfound resolve.

Yui dashed forward again, her blade weaving vermillion trails of light around her, its radiance escalating until steel struck scale. Searing ribbons of crimson light erupted from her blade, blasting clean through her target. The beast reeled from the strike, the first one to truly test its defenses since its horrid transformation. Its feral grin returned, its interest in tougher prey dripping from bared fangs.

Its counterattack was swift. A storm of fang and claw lashed out at Yui. She roared in frustration, dropping all pretense of defense to get one more strike against the beast. A single claw swipe caught her across the chest, lifting her off the ground and sending her flying backward.

Her eyes snapped back to the dragon before her as she rolled back onto her feet. He reared up, the sounds issuing from his throat almost that of laughter. When he dropped back to all fours, his eyes and nostrils were aflame. The flash of light was all the warning Yui had.

She raised her barrier and gritted her teeth. Brilliant wings of aether sprouted from her back as the spell took shape, reinforcing her shields against the fiery onslaught. The wave of dragon’s breath washed over her in a tide of hellfire. On and on the torrent raged, finally engulfing Yui entirely.

The deluge of flame finally stopped. The dragon beast roared in triumph. But as the smoke and steam cleared, Yui remained.

Her eyes flared bright crimson, her blade glowed molten red, and tongues of flame leaped from her boots as she charged. Gripping her katana with both hands, she wound up for a massive attack. Yui’s strike ripped through the monster’s defenses as if a hundred blades had suddenly sprung from her katana’s edge. One cleave after another carved into the beast’s flesh, each blow sending it staggering back until finally it fell to its knees.

The dragon looked up, the light in its eyes wavering. Yui strode forward, every last shred of mercy having left her long ago. Finally in reach, she sheathed her blade, but not to walk away. Hoarfrost crawled across the hilt and saya. Motes of soft moonlight materialized around Yui’s shoulders in a ghostly dance. Wisps of aether resembling cherry blossoms whirled around her head in a majestic halo as the blade burst from its scabbard in a flash of blinding steel. Her twin strikes echoed loud as thunder across the Highlands.

The lingering blossoms from her spell combusted as its effects faded, tongues of flame consuming the delicate petals before flickering out in the storm. Soft moonlight blazed into searing sunfire, flaring brightly before just as quickly collapsing into void. The Intricate hoarfrost patterns cracked and shattered, the pieces melting and evaporating into wisps of steam from Yui’s still glowing blade.

Before her the beast lay unmoving, its vitality draining out into the snow.

Yui did not know how long she stood in front of her slain foe. Only when she felt the gently nuzzle of Okita’s beak against her face did she realize snow was beginning to accumulate on her. She shivered violently.

“Okita, heel!” She called through chattering teeth.

Shaking, Yui sheathed her blade and scrambled back along the path to where she had discarded her furs, quickly wrapping herself in them. Still trembling, she climbed on Okita’s back and hastily pointed him back toward the trail.

Tired breaths drifted from beneath Yui’s furs. Slowly, warmth began to return to her body. She wrung her tail with her fingers and left navigation to her steed. Images of battle and biting self-reflection haunted her, carrying her mind away from the road.

“Slavery to the high houses,” she mouthed, echoing the Axeman’s bitter words.

She had won. She had survived. She had even defended her cargo. But what good would her service do if none in Ishgard even saw her as a person? What good would reconciliation do if those offering it were soon overtaken by those insistent on orthodoxy? What good was law when all law did was allow the powerful to oppress the weak?

Her oaths were to mercy, to succor. But neither had been given today and neither mattered if he was right. But why would she listen to some bandit who had just tried to murder her? Why would she take his word over that of House Fortemps and First Commander Aymeric? Logically she knew better. But an uneasy feeling settled in her gut that made her wrench her tail and grit her teeth in frustration.

Yui opened her hood to allow in a blast of arctic air. The burst of cold was enough to push momentarily quell the onslaught of thoughts. It was a long walk to Lancegate. There would be time for her to organize and process all that had happened.

For the moment she had clarity. There was no quick fix to the problems that had just reared their heads. But she’d be damned if she wasn’t going to try.

Mod Notes: Sat on this for way too long. If I get the time and energy I’ll revise for a bit more coherency, but right now I just want to put it down so I can work on other projects. It’s mostly self-indulgent fight choreography, but I don’t feel right about scripting combat or sex without some kind of philosophizing bookending it. It is what it is.

Enjoy!

#ffxiv #au ra raen #ffxiv heavensward #fanfic

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I apologize for bothering you for your objective opinion so much, my king, but once again I need your objective opinion. This time I need your objective opinion on the Berserkers. I'm severely concerned that I have shit taste in Berserkers, and I know that unlike me you are definitely a man of culture.

very large. back from ye olde days where berserkers generally couldn’t actually communicate so unfortunately a bit lacking in complex characterisation compared to others. lovin the whole ‘made to kill his own children in rage which is what qualifies him as berserker in the first place and now gives his all to keep this singular parentless child safe despite supposedly being made into a mindless raging beast’ thing. 8/10

bucket knight. also an old school zerker who can’t talk outside kariya’s fever dreams but he does scream in french sometimes. an overly loyal knight who nonetheless put his own wishes above what he believed were his king’s once and then spent the rest of his life feeling guilty about it to the point where it straight up drove him crazy because he couldn’t understand that arturia has -15 consideration of her own wants. his kink is getting shamed and he would probably get a heart attack if arturia did that hands on her hips disappointed look pose in his general vicinity. 8/10

get OUT of my HOUSE. ugly and horrifying but could totally beat gilgamesh in a fight and the image of ol gregory getting his nuts kicked in by a metal underpants enthusiast is high quality content so he gets points for that. 3/10

this is what we in the scientific community call a daughter. a good girl who just wants to be loved but has severe trust issues after being abandoned by the person who literally created her. can in fact talk but it takes a lot of effort so she doesn’t bother because like, fuck humans right, why should she put in effort to make herself understood when they’re not gonna want to understand her either way. I’m so blessed & grateful that moriarty is her dad now. 9/10

i’ll be honest I still have no idea what his character is supposed to be like its not like he had a lot of screentime in extra and extella is very bad to its side characters. ?/10

the fucking supreme. pandered to like a dozen of my kinks and gave me a few more. my first 5*. the end of my f2p days and the start of my journey to becoming the monster god. the design. the skillset. the teeth. the c l a w s. a king despite hating kings. a machinelike killer despite living for the thrill of the fight. a man who wants to just die already yet obstinately refuses to. a contradictory mess that denounces every ideal he used to live by yet clings to them harder than ever. a monster whose personal arc after being summoned isn’t how he’s still human at heart or whatever but how he was a monster before he looked like one already so like, don’t even worry about it. his mad enhancement is EX(C ) and his material entry revealed that this weird rank is bc it’s not even actual battle rage, he’s just so fucking stubborn it gets classified as mad enhancement. EX/10 the love of my fucking life

the smile of an angel. seems completely rational at first but is still classified as a berserker with EX rank mad enhancement because of her inhuman determination to save as many lives as possible without any regard for the quality of that saved life. she’d amputate all of a person’s limbs in an instant if that’s what it’d take for them to not die. she has canonically beat people to a pulp to ‘cure’ their mental issues. completely dedicated her life to becoming a healing machine at the cost of her own health and even personhood. her profile says she doesn’t actually listen to others but in her myroom lines she takes an active interest in your hobbies and opinions and she also gets flustered when you call her an angel. i literally cannot fucking wait until ch america hits NA server she’s so fucking good and i want everyone to love her. 15/10

THIS IS WHAT A FRIEND LOOKS LIKE. the actual embodiment of “cool guy has a chill day”. a smile that rivals the sun and an attitude that turns even the most ordinary days into a grand adventure. his mad enhancement is basically just that he’s kind of an idiot. 10/10

OX MOM OX MOM OX MOM her mother got knocked up by an ox demon in a dream and had to raise her in secret, and her human father didn’t accept her until she proved to be really strong and even then only as long as she would exterminate anyone who stood in the way of the clan. so scared of being shunned for her demon origins despite being loved & trusted as leader of the minamoto clan that she straight up exorcised her demon self into a separate personality to kill it (& herself with it) and was only barely stopped by the four heavenly kings. nowadays fiercely protective of anyone who knows about & accepts her demonic side to the point of insanity, which is where her EX mad enhancement comes from. a huge crybaby but gets shit done anyway. 10/10

THIS IS ALSO WHAT A FRIEND LOOKS LIKE. someone who was labeled and locked away as something evil due to being what is by all means called a monster even though he’s got a really gentle personality and likes being helpful. really good example of the whole “heroes and villains are nothing more than the roles individual complex people are forced to take on” theme fate likes to play with. has difficulty talking but it’s easy to come to an understanding with him as long as you call him by his personal name asterios rather than the name of the monster minotaur everyone assumed he’d be and he thus inevitably became. 10/10

the only reason he’s a berserker is because his name and the word “berserker” have the same etymology and the grail had no idea what other class to put him. this is the canon reason. he doesn’t have any mad enhancement to speak of beside being a lil hot blooded and liking to fight. literally only here because he likes to throw punches. got his ass beat by li shuwen in ch america because despite loving to throw a punch he’s not actually a martial artist and can’t win from someone with actual technique. a classic ‘jack of all trades master of none’, he literally sucks at being every single class but can’t not be summoned as a heroic spirit because he’s from the oldest english epic poem and a prototype for many other heroes. a free spirited adventurer who takes things as they come but can be responsible when it matters. 9/10

once a good & wise ruler but fell into insanity in the last few years of his rule before finally getting assassinated. loved rome with all his heart for its beauty & splendour but got overwhelmed by the conspiracies and other evils that were also a part of it until the goddess of the moon, who he was in love with, made him insane, which he claims saved him in his bond ce. determined from then on to become the ugliest most evil motherfucker in all of rome so that he could take all the nastiest parts of rome with him in his inevitable death and have his dear cousin nero live in happiness, if only for a while. summoned as a hero despite being very close to an anti-hero because the good ruler he was before going insane responded to a call to save the world and still intent to do his part by simply dragging everything evil down with him. 8/10 wouldn’t it be nice if chapter rome had actually paid attention to roman servants other than nero.

looks like a bratty child but talks like an archaic mob boss. has horns and huge claws. easily bribed with chocolate. has a huge sword but just fucking headbuts her enemies instead. 10/10

many berserkers are angry men but only he is anger man. classified as a berserker not just due to his battlefield conduct but also the insane commitment he had to the laws of the shinsengumi, to the point where he would personally execute former comrades who broke them. both the first and last member of the shinsengumi, a man who dedicated his entire life to upholding its values in a rapidly changing japan. surprisingly rational and during gudaguda 2 okita didn’t even realize he’s a berserker because he didn’t become the fanatic that qualified him to be summoned as one until after okita’s death. one of the coolest skillsets in the game and definitely some of the sickest animations. 10/10

NORMALISE

FINDING

AND KILLING

ACHILLES

10/10

my fuckign girlfriend 10/10

the cutest enabler. 10/10

please god let me meet her. 10/10

when will takeuchi die

#mod post #we rate servants

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