#OK OK HEAR ME OUTTTT

[floofeeeeee]

Au where Sophie get fostered by Tiergan instead of Grady and edaline

[blissfali]

Hngnf

[chaepink]

ok hear me outttt-

goth or emo!dabi x old rich!fem!reader highschool or collage au

were dabi has been simping over rich girl reader over here since the first day of class and has been trying to date out ever since, like he would try stuff like flirt with you in the hallways, puts his number on you phone (hes been stalking you🤭) gives you the most chocolate on valentines day all that stuff

and reader is aware of this and finally dates him with an extra reward~

kinks to add here : BDSM, yandere themes, dumbification, sugarmommy and sugar baby, dumbification

also old rich is an aesthetic search it on pinterest or tiktok

Yes I AM hearing you out 🤭

Dabi always trying to please the reader like buying them food when they forget to bring some to school, always running towards their last class (obviously he knows your schedule) so he could walk home with them, and weirdly knowing where their house was without the reader telling them it when he came over for the first time

He's a adorable puppy really. A stalker yes, but a puppy who could do nothing wrong

And since he stalks the reader, he knows that the reader is secretly into bdsm and rather likes being the one in control...

So the first time you two had sex, of course he immediately fell into the submissive role (as if he wasn't eventually going to anyways) and began whining, begging, and whimpering for your touch

All while you took the bait and gave him exactly what he wanted

In the end, you messed him up so much that he was covered in his own sweat, tears, and cum as red handprints covered his ass and inner thighs

[kurogane2512]

OK HEAR ME OUTTTT face sitting with Lisa!!!

I SCREAMED

18+ CONTENT MDNI

Game: Genshin Impact

Characters: Lisa x fem!Reader

Type: Smut (oral, face sitting mhmmm, slight use of vision powers)

I absolutely love mommies sitting on my face. Like legit, just sit on it and crush me!! And when it's Lisa?!?!?! NGHHHHH

I believe she'll definitely have a thing for this as well. She likes being on top even if she's the one receiving the pleasure, she loves the cowgirl position whether it be riding your strap or having your head between her plump thighs and your tongue lapping her juices~

She might be a bit hesitant at first, mainly cause she doesn't want to make you uncomfortable or worse, hurt you in any form. But once you reassure her that you can handle it then it becomes her favorite thing to do whenever you have sex. The way she'll push you down and crawl up to your face, looking at you with her signature smirk and you already know what she wants.

Her thighs enclose your head, her fingers intertwine in your hair for balance as your tongue begins lapping her folds. It's ecstatic for both of you. She moans and arches back at the sensations which makes you more eager to eat her out, your tongue plunges in and you squeeze her ass while pulling her closer. Oh, how pleasured she feels.

Her chest heaves as she begins rocking herself, your nose touches her clit which gives even more stimulation to her and she can no longer control herself. She discards all her rationality and sits on your face with all her weight, she's too pleasured she can't stop now. Her hips rut faster and her generous boobs jiggle with every movement, giving you a marvelous sight to feast on.

She doesn't cum so quickly, she can hold for quite long because she wants to feel it as much as possible. Sneakily, you slide your hands up to her chest and grope her boobs, pinch and twist her hardened nipples and that sends her into a whining, incoherent mess. She arches forward the moment you finger her clit surprisingly.

If you have powers, especially electro or cryo, then that's a bonus. You infuse your tongue with them and send even more vibrations up her body. Her body trembles from the electrical or cold feeling and she wants it more. You enclose your lips around her puffy clit and suck profusely, needy for her sweet juices.

The orgasm hits her like waves, an electrical feeling surging through her body and her slick gushes out on your face. She moans so loudly but your ears are blessed hearing her angelic voice, she squirts and coats your face as you greedily clean her cunt and thighs, not to miss a single drop.

Her fingers are tightly gripping your hair and she ruts a few more times to come down, panting with a mischievous smile as she gazes down and caresses your face in contentment. She encourages and rewards you, telling you how well you did. And she also doesn't neglect the throbbing need of your core, she rubs her finger over your wetness and coos, "My~ Seems my cutie is eager to have me inside her~"

[thespiralsavatar]

ok so guys. im a jonmichael shipper right. and a jongerry shipper. AND a doorkeay shipper. and the other day i had the revelation that i can SHIPNTHEM ALL AT ONCE. i dont know if this has been done before but jon x gerry x michael …… UGH THEYD SO WELL HEAR ME OUTTTT i call them spiralingeyes… maybe spiralnotebookeyes because like. spiral notebook yknow gerry is bookr elated funny joke

[whowantslovergirl]

Daddy’s Home

Gojo Satoru x influencer! reader (gender is not specified)

warnings: fame au!, gojo is a famous actor, HIS THEME SONGGG, established relationship (married), and that’s it hope you enjoy my lovers 🤍 miscellaneous masterlist 

Summary: Y/N teasing Gojo with his theme song

posted: September 22,2023

The first time you saw an edit of your husband to a song that has the lyrics of “daddy’s home” you laughed.

Then you started seeing more and more. His fans calling it ‘his theme song’ and Gojo had no idea this is happening.

So you show him.

_____

Gojo was on his way home from a day at work he couldn’t wait to see you and tell you about his day.

_____

You set up ur phone to the door so your fans can see the door.

“Ok so I’m teasing Satoru with his theme song for the rest of the week.” You laughed and you hear his coming through the gate.

“Oh my god he’s here!” You were rushing to get the song ready. Then you hear his keys.

Do your damn thing all I wanna hear

Is you say, "Daddy's home, home for me"

And I know you've been waiting for this lovin' all day

“What the hell?” He said closing the door.

You were playing the music so loud that you can barely him plus you were singing loud.

He motions you to pause it and you did. “Y/N what the hell are you doing? The fuck is daddy’s home?!” You were laughing at his reaction.

“I’m just playing a song Toru.”

“What the fuck?!” He went to his room with a shocked looked on his face.

After he left you stopped the video and posted it immediately.

After a few minutes the comments and likes came flowing in.

User1 BYEE HIS FACE IS KILLING ME 😭

Gojoiswifey “the fuck is daddy’s home 😰”

Y/nislife THIS IS TOOO FUNNY

User2 i love how he’s so clueless

User3 THE WAY HE DOESN’T KNOW HIS THEME SONG IS KILLINGGG ME 😭😭

_____

“Welcome to day two of teasing toru with his theme song.” You can hear his keys. “He’s here!” You say out of excitement.

He opened the door and sighed from disappointment.

Daddy's home, home for me

And I know you've been waiting for this lovin' all day

You know your daddy's home

Again you were singing from the top of your lungs and dancing all over the place.

He’s just standing there. With the look of confusion.

You paused it and looked at him.

“Hey daddy!” You say spreading your arms out waiting for a hug.

“Y/N!”

You laughed again and put your arms down. “What Toru?”

“Is this like an everyday thing now? Why are you doing this?”

“It’s your theme song Toru.”

“What theme song?! I don’t even know the song!” He ran his hands through his hair out of stress and walked to his room.

You started giggling as you ended the video.

hsydn BOY WAS STRESSED OUTTTT 😭😭

gojosoprettyfr he already had enough 😭

y/nistooofunny “i don’t even know the song 😰😰”

nina💅💋 THE SIGH OF DISAPPOINTMENT

User173939273903 THE SPEED WALKING BYEEEE 😭

_____

“Day three of teasing Toru with his theme song.”

When he came in the room he just looked at you and walked to his room. You paused it out of shock.

“Gojo! You’re not gonna say hi to me?!”

He came rushing back. “I found out your little game. Yea I called Nanami and he told me that people are making edits of my roles to this song.”

You just stood there letting him rant.

“We all have ‘our theme songs’ and mine is daddy’s home! And you liked the videos! So you’re not slick Y/N!” He went back to the room. And you went over to end the video out of shock.

no💋 HE FOUND US GUYS TAKE COVER 🫡

onechancey/n WHY ARE YOU STANDING LIKE THIS 🧍‍♀️

lover 🤍 THE LOOK OF SHOCK I CANTTTT

notthis 🥳 not him finding out 🫢

_____

The next day when you came home from running errands. You hear a specific song.

She’s maneater

Make you work hard, make you work hard

Make you spend hard, make you want all of her love

Your theme song.

“How do you like it?!” Gojo exclaimed.

An: DADDYS HOMEEEEE this was a random fic as well but until i post again my lovers 🤍 *hint: not the nate jacobs x reader 🤪*

[sethdomain]

looking at dsmp character if they can be a himbo

wether they are beefy or not is up to my design interpetation

-c!Foolish (3/3)

DO WE HAVE TO QUESTION IT?? HE'S OFFICIALLY ONE

-c!Will Ash (0/3)

I think cwill is like the total opposite of what A himbo is. He's not kind, he's very very hostile to people, he's not beefy and is a very smart individual. So no.

-c!Sam (2/3)

He is beefy, he is kind, BUT HE BUILT A GODDAMN PRISON REDSTONE SYSTEM

-c!Techno (2/3)

Same case as Sam this dude is fucking smart, a strategist fucking genius.

-c!Puffy (2/3)

Is she beefy in my interpertation? Yes, is she kind? very much so, but stupid? I dont think she checks that, she's one of the people that knows wtf is up with the eggpire bro.

-c!BBH (3/3)

Is he kind? YES HE VERY MUCH IS BUT KIND IN A kind(evil) WAY, is he beefy? yes i can comfirm that, is she stupid? IS THAT NEEDED TO BE ASKED??

-c!Drm(-999/3)

he's not endorsed by the lesbian so he's instantly disqualified

-c!Tubbo(1.5/3)

is he beefy? yes, kind? debatable, stupid? he built a nuclear bomb

-c!Ranboo(1/3)

twink and smart

-c!tommy(2/3)

he might gets lesbian and is stupid, but he lacks manner and beef. Honestly the kind part is debatable, i'd argue he's actually good natured but it tends to be overshadowed by his chaotic nature

-c!jschlatt(2/3)

he's stupid and jacked, but kind? no

-c!xd(erm)

he's just a weird guy and a god... he knows things

-c!mexican dream(3/3)

you know what maybe he is a himbo... Like he's abbrassive but that doesn't mean he isn't kind. I think mexican dream is actually kind to people and i like to thing he's jacked. Also he's very stupid.

c!philza(2/3)

too twinkish... but checked kind and stupid

c!slimecicle(3/3)

LISTEN I THINK HE'S HIMBO, HEAR ME OUTTTT. He's not exactly very intelligent, slimecicle is like jacked so his character automatically is also jacked and also very kind. Like out of all the nevadas he's the most optimistic and welcoming one.

c!Niki(no)

I think niki check listed kind but even that is debatable.

c!George(twink)

twinkkk

c!sapnap(too mean)

I dont think he check listed the kind part.

c!connoreatpants(decent man)

he's just a decent man.

ok im tired bye feel free if u want to add on into this thing, wether debate argue about my choice or anything whatever

[whorekneecentral]

ok hear me outttt  “I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it” + “take it like a good slut.” combo for felipe drugovich 😵‍💫 - 🦦

this fucks - also I haven't written Felipe in so long so forgive me if it's kinda shitty // prompts: “I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it” + “take it like a good slut.”

He had fucking done it.

Felipe had become champion, he won the whole damn thing. You were so proud of him, you congratulated him and left him have his moment in the spotlight before you found him later that evening.

Your boyfriend was in his driver's room, you walked in while he was changing. His room overlooked the track, your fingers traced along the glass as the people passed below.

"How's my girl?" He hugs you from behind, his chest warm and shirtless.

You smiled, your hand coming back to rest on his cheek, "how's my champ?"

"Good," he says, you smile. "How are we gonna celebrate?" you asked, watching the people.

"I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it."

You turn in his arms, looking at him. "What?"

"You heard me," he says, his hands already pulling on your dress.The fabric bunched over your hips, you looked out of the window again. "No one will see," he tells you, kissing along your shoulder when he pushes the strap of your dress down.

Your hand pressed to the glass when he pushes into you, his hips digging into you with each thrust. Felipe's arm wraps around your middle, "so good, take it like a good slut.”

You nod, your hand wrapped around his, pulling him closer. "more, please."

"You want everyone to see how pretty you look when I'm fucking you, hm?" He whispers, pulling you back against him. "Please," you mumbled, squeezing his wrist.

[abysstwins]

my take on sagau ... ♡

if you cant tell , my mental sillies make me a sucker for the obsessive cult aspect of sagau (burn me at the stake i guess) but idk the whole "imposter" thing feels weirdddddd i always prefer creator!reader to be like isekai'd into teyvat yk (can you tell i used to be obsessed with the kuroshitsuji time travel au .....) ?? anyways have this while i decide if i want this to be a full series or just a mini series

notes : gn!reader , creator!reader , r is not traveler , they them used , this - like most of my writing - is self indulgent hinted with some projection , bulleted list cause its 4am when im typing this and acrylic nails suck , i mainly refer to reader as either r or creator enjoy <3 i wrote this while listening to this playlist ♡

okay so i feel like the self awareness began longgggg before this takes place ok

starts out with traveler , then albedo , then kaeya , etc

it takes a while but albedo finally finds a way to bring r to teyvat

i imagine that the acolytes can hear r when they play (esp the traveler)

if you're like me and dote on all of the characters you have they eat that shit uppppp bro

anyways so now r is isekai'd into teyvat yayyyy

it takes them a whileeeee to get used to being an all-powerful being cause like .......... ??? social anxiety ?? inability to communicate with neurotypical people ? depressive and manic eps ?????? mood swings ?????

eventually they kinda fall in the swing of things

damn if i was stuck in teyvat id just deal with it. you got some other way out ???

i view the acolytes as being obsessive in nature once r is like ....... there with them ( with due respect , that is the "creator" n all .... )

immediately wanting you to find a suitor ( or multiple )

by like the second month of being in teyvat r is WORNNNNN OUTTTT

everyone basically walks on egg shells around them oHMY GODDDDD

r has to basically beg the acolytes to stop being WEIRDDDDDDDDD

they feel weird being treated like a god ( well ....... )

they do kinda like their dreamy palace tho <3 its nice n has really cozy beds to nap in

their acolytes are also more than eager to nap with them om gee

r is a big fan of hanging out with the twins ( i like to think they're reunited when the creator comes to teyvat <3 ) they've all been to so many diff worlds they have a lot to chat about ( and also the twins are really the only charas to be semi chill around r )

oh ok random but also

r is visiting mondstadt and plays minecraft songs on the lyre and everyone goes CRAZYYYY

"it's their divinity's holy songs!!!!" cue the inner giggling cause its literally just minecraft music you memorized in like middle school

r is lowkey a huge flirt too once they get comfortable in teyvat ( they most likely hope this is just a dream and when they return home if they return home ...... that it'll have no real consequence cause it's EMBARASSINGGGG )

this leads to

well

jealousy lol

the acolytes basically beg them to find a consort or suitor or whtvr ( or even multiple :thumbsup: )

r tries to be fair and choose like 3 from each nation but cmonnnn ,,,,, wom en fdjfheskrf.vja

genshin makes me [ cries in bisexuality ] i wanna make out with like half of the characters

anyways def lots of fights between the nations about where their aforementioned palace will go ( r decides to station in inazuma , preferably near kokomi's shrine place ) and since r can still use the teleport points , it's fine by them if they wanna visit venti for some dandelion wine or zhongli for tales and tea

overlooking the whole imposter or villain au's i like to think being isekai'd into teyvat would be pretty chill

oooo r def likes to hangout / help out in bakeries n stuff

they're also besties with hu tao ( they kiss sometimes probably )

r and cyno have so many inside jokes pls help

idk maybe i'll continue this later or add onto it but im sleepy night guys

[strawberryxfieldz]

i have a couple of scenarios for a Spongebob x reader that you may like!! ofc I don't expect you to write all of them! just choose one if you want to, I'm only writing them here so I don't forget!!! 🫧🌊🧽🍔🍍

Spongebob x sea monster reader //like the big scary ones in the first movie!

Spongebob x human reader who loves sea life and fights against sea pollution and is an aquatic veterinarian //I like to think that Spongebob looks up to them as if they were the superheroes he's so obsessed with. It would be a little tricky to write considering Spongebob would be 10cm tall compared to reader, but maybe it could work if y/n is wrote like some sort of divine entity. Imagine Spongebob pretending to be hurt just so yn can hold him. Double points if the reader doesn't even know Spongebob loves them. Also, yk the whole theory of bikini bottom being radioactive and stuff? Well maybe that's the reason yn is so interested in it, and also probably the reason the fishes can talk

Spongebob x doodlebob //I DON'T EVEN SHIP THIS AND IK IT'S NOT A X READER BUT UHH HEAR ME OUTTTT like imagine Spongebob feeling bad about what happened with doodlebob and secretly freeing him uh..

Spongebob x pirate ghost reader //just like the flying Dutchman, yn has their own pirate ship. Or if you want do a normal ghost

Spongebob x human reader who was found lost at sea and rescued by barnacleboy and the other guy idk his name :/ and now can breathe underwater //isn't there a barbie movie with the same plot? I don't remember

Doodlebob x artist reader //ik it's not Spongebob. But please hear me out. there isn't any doodle bob fanfic in the entire world wide web, I checked. please.. *starts coughing and bends over in a fetal position on the ground* please...your my only hope........save me......

hope you like these! let me know what you think!!

ANON I’m going to need you to reveal yourself right now because your MINDDD 🧠🧠🧠 OH MY GOD YOU’RE SO BIG BRAINED!!!!

I’m not sure how many of these I’ll write (I definitely want to write some!) so I’ll go through my thoughts on each one in case I don’t get around to em!

Sea Monster Reader: BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL CHEF’S KISS 💋 the way I actually thought of this before while watching the first movie is crazyyy 😭 I’ll probably write this!

Aquatic Vet Reader: GAH I LOVE THIS!!! pining SpongeBob is sooo good hehe! ur right about the human aspect being difficult though… hm I’ll have to think about that. also I love the radioactive theory, that would be cool!

SpongeBob x DoodleBob: I have actually thought about this before bc I love this ship 😭 I have an idea brewing for them so I’ll definitely write that!

Pirate Ghost Reader: I LOVE THIS IDEA mostly bc I love pirates hehe… maybe the reader could even be on the Dutchman’s crew??? the 2025 movie will also heavily feature the Dutchman so that may offer more inspiration! but it’s so far away 😭

Human Reader: MERMAID MAN????? justice for Mermaid Man bro 😔 /j I like this idea too bc it could offer theorizing on MM&BB’s lore bc I always think how interesting it is they just live in Bikini Bottom as humans… how, why?

DoodleBob x Reader: I’ve honestly never considered DoodleBob x Reader but you’re so right anon this is an injustice I must remedy, I will do my best! 🫡

ok that’s all of them! I’ll probably write the DoodleBob stuff I mentioned and a couple of the Reader scenarios you gave! thank you for the ideas! 😊

[gummy-sharks666]

Hi there, sweetie!! 💫❤️

I've seen you make random hcs about bakugan characters.

Can you do for Linus, Rafe and Paige? Pretty Please 💖🥺

AAAAAA Hello!!! <3 I will do my best but I haven’t watched thru season 4 so idk much ab Paige and Rafe ;-; so I’m sorry if I miss the mark completely w/ them lmfaooo

Linus:

Sexuality: tbh I could see him being ace but either pan or homoromantic, he needs a handsome prince to sweep him off his feet 😌

Gender headcanon: once again, I think Neathians have a different view of gender, but in terms of human gender hes probs a little more masculine leaning

A ship I have: ok hear me out,,, Sid- HEAR ME OUTTTT. I think the way they’re connected in loss fuels this ship mainly also I’m thinking a sort of beauty and the beast type thing with Linus and Sid omgggggg you guys LET ME COOK ;-; I actually kind of like him with Fabia too, mainly bc Zelda has converted me to the badass Princess and her most trusted knight agenda.

BROTP: honestly… rubanoid. I think once again through their losses they’re able to become very close partners together. I also like the idea of Elright being like someone he looks up to/a mentor figure

NOTP: AJAJSJSSH I honestly can’t think of anything just bc there’s so much of nothing for this character I’m willing to listen to anything

Random hc: I love the idea of him being from a small town/modest life (again, like Link) but he ends up being hand picked for knighthood. I’m sure he had to be amazed by the Neathian capital

General opinion: I feel similar to him the way I feel ab fabia,,, held back by the writing. I always felt like he’s just like the typical good knight character who they don’t really delve more into as a person, other than the backstory/moments of him and Neo. Both him and Fabia are characters I’ve had to force myself to see more into bc upon first and second viewing I just really did not care much for them. I’d say I have a bit more appreciation for them now tho

Rafe:

Sexuality hc: pan, wants a hot goth partner to step on him

Gender: what we would consider gender nonconforming for sureee

A ship I have: going off the goth thing what if him and Sellon 👀👀👀👀 (once again I know almost nothing ab these characters I’m just going solely based on first impression lmfao) also him and Linus could be cute 😳

BROTP: Marucho?? I was gonna say either him and Shun would get along well or they would butt heads idk

NOTP: Paige lmfao

A random hc: I’m honestly surprised he’s not related to Fabia in some way I could see him being a cousin or something

General opinion: he looks like a pathetic twink (very affectionate)

Paige:

Sexuality hc: BUTCH LESBIANNN WBK

Gender hc: definitely masc, a he/him lesbian for sure

A ship I have: hear me out,,, Paige and Julie would be cute 😳 Subterra coupleeee

BROTP: if Sid lived they would be besties for sure. I think she’d get along with Mason and Ren pretty well

NOTP: I have not seen her shipped with anyone honestly maybe Dan lmfao 💀

Random hc: Shes an oldest sibling, definitely comes from a big family that we’re probably hella traditional but she ended up being the cool lesbian sister

General opinion: I know almost nothing about her but I love her 10/10

[mrhowells]

Smallville 5x04

LOISSS MY WIFE IS BACK!!!!

Shut up Clark no one was hoping she'd stay in Europe longer, you just can't deal with her greatness

"Actually, I just ran into Mrs. Kent at the Talon and right out of nowhere, she asked if I'd like to move back into the farm😇". "Yeah right." "...😇" "...Really?"

AHJKHSJS PLS THE FACE JOURNEY

Lois: 1 - Clark: 0

See that's why we need Lois, it immediately turns into a comedy and Clark gets more personality.

LOIS BIKINIJFKSFJAKJK

BRO. HOLD ON. Was the AC actor on b99 as young Scully?? PLS that would be so funny.

the prettiest girl I've ever seeeen🎶 from the cover of a magazineeee🎶

like????????

she's still insulting the guy who saved her I LOVE HER SO MUCH THAT'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE OKAY

and the Lana/Lois scraps I liveeee (but also, why didn't we get more, where is the humanity?)

"He can swim faster than I can." HEHEHEHEEHEE😈

Professor Milton Fine? I don't think so

He really just compared Lex to Hitler, BRO💀💀

Same Clark, same

"I got a buck." "Yeah? You should use it to get some fashion sense."

lmaoooo

LOIS STAHP I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THIS

It's actually beautiful, you can see her come up with her next burn in real time

"You know, this, uh, whole orange and green thing you got going? Looks like Flipper threw up."

Gooodd I'm in love with her

SHE CALLED HIM FISH STICK I'M-

"You were turning blue." "It's a good color on me."

LOIS STOPPPPPP I NEED TO BREATHE😭😭

THE WAY HE'S LOOKING AT HER? DUDE SAMEEEE

no because they actually have great chemistry

wdym German philosophy is easy DO YOU KNOW THE TORTURE I WENT THROUGH IN HIGH SCHOOL??? DO YOU??

stop why am I shipping Lois and AC they're so cute together😭

HELP

Lois if he falls into the water, shouldn't you jump in after him??💀

I really feel like they made the change in Lex too abrupt which is kind of a bummer because they had a great setup for it after Lionel tried to kill him at the end of season 3.

"You really don't listen, do you?" "No, I try not to, I find it distracting."

AGAIN, I LOVE LOIS AND THEY'RE CUTEEEEE

some of his pickup lines are really cringy though💀

not me getting invested when I know this isn't going anywhere😭

"LOIS??!?!?"

perfect timing Clark

Clark: 🧍😠

"Lois is all over this guy. And all we know him is that he can swim faster than I can."

jsdkdjHkas HE NEEDS TO GET A GRIP BECAUSE WHY DOES HE SOUND ANGRY AND NOT CONCERNED😭💀

I can't

Chloe: listing perfectly normal things about AC like him being on a swim team

Clark: Does he have a criminal record?😠

"I don't know what it is about this guy but I get a bad feeling."

Mmmhhhmmmm okay yeah...

CLARK DON'T EMBARRASS YOURSELF PLS

Even Lana is so done with his shit I'm crying

"Do you really believe that or is that just a pickup line for the girls?" "Clark!!!!"

RIGHT IN FRONT OF LANA LIKE-

you can't make this up😭

PLSSSSSS

Okay Lois he would totally attack AC because he's jealous (and he kinda did💀) but he wouldn't straight up invent lies about him, come on.

OOOOh is this actually the first time we hear the nickname boy scout? (I don't have the best memory so I'm not sure😅)

not AC calling Lex "bro"💀💀

"One day of college and he's already an activist."

PLSSSSS

Again, I think they could've set up this plot a bit better wrt Lex's reasons for selling that weapon despite the damage that it causes.

I'm sorry but this is kind of funny

OK NOW I'M FULL ON LAUGHING

WHAT IS THISSSS😭😭

"Are you okay?" "WET AND READY BRO."

SHDAJKFHDHGWAUIFGQM W H A T ???

WET

AND

READY

????????

I JUST FELL OUT OF MY BED WHO IS THE LEGEND RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS PIECE OF DIALOGUE I MUST KNOW😭

"Well, you didn't tell him about my pitchfork, did you?" "I defended you."

*brief pause from the comedy of it all to feel PAIN*

the way AC says "bro" takes me outttt

"Maybe we should start up a junior lifeguard association or something."

STOOP THAT'S WHAT BART SAID TOO (not the lifeguard part but you know what I mean)

This just in, JLA stands for Junior Lifeguard Association💀

STAY SUPER BRAH (I'll stop making fun of AC now I prommy)

noooooo Lois😭😭😭

welp, I shipped it while it lasted

(I'm still tagging this post as clois though because we all know who the OTP is😌😌)

"I was just trying to look out for you." If you say so👀

not to be repetitive but...

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS IN THIS LIGHTING????

"I've known a lot of guys who want to own the world. I haven't met very many who actually want to save it. How am I ever gonna meet someone like that again?"

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP FALLING TO MY KNEES DO YOU GUYS EVEN UNDERSTAND????

That, exactly that is the reason she loves Clark (or will eventually, whatever) I'M GOING INSANEEEE THEY WROTE HER SO WELL😭

"Lois, I promise, some day... you'll meet someone even more special."

this episode was everything I needed and more

[sugar-omi]

Ok Ik this might be kinda bad but hear me outttt what if it was the OTHER way around and mc cheated on baxter for cove 👀

I actually have a similar ask to this one which I'll write soon enough, but I've thought about the reverse in this exact scenario and I honestly could tell you it would not happen/wouldn't happen the same.

ofc imma go into more on the similar ask, but cove actually could not do what baxter is doing in the current angst au we have goin on lol (sorry baxter🙏, but cove's morals are very tight around here...)

you couldn't tell cove you want to leave baxter for him before you leave him.. he would never reciprocate in that situation bc he feels like he'd already be disrespecting your relationship n baxter just by talking about it and then getting together.

compared to if you leave baxter and Then tell cove you like him, he'd be shocked and ask to wait bc you just got out of a relationship and he just couldn't bring himself to date you after that confession

basically you'd have to prove you're ready and not just saying it bc you got bored of baxter.

so it'll be at least a full year or more before cove would even bring it up again.

it's not bc he was giving himself time to start liking you back or time to prepare himself to reject you, he just wants to make sure you aren't saying that for a little giggle and that you've had time to move on from baxter. even if you stopped loving him, you loved him at some point and shared your life with him.

in the angst au, I imagine baxter always loved MC and that's why he's just letting things happen like this, and that he thinks this is his only chance to be loved back..

so compared to him, cove would be very blindsided and I actually think he'd be angry if you confessed to him before or after breaking up w baxter (more so if you do it before) and he'd ask for some distance and it'd be another year or 2, in fact closer to 2, before he is ready to accept your feelings.

cove takes his feelings for you very seriously, he wants to make sure your mind is clear when you're dating and even if he wouldn't consider baxter a friend, he couldn't bring himself to date you n be "happy" knowing that baxter is watching you move on so quickly.

overall cove is very considerate this way <3

[t2r-secret-acc]

Big ol rant warnin, Overwatch 2 related ship stuff

You ever have a new character introduced to an interest you have and the shippers go wild and you get very emotionally attached to a rare pair very few people care abt?

Yeah, me too. What’s the rarepair you ask?

Sigma x Ramattra.

“Ew wtf why?”

LISTENNN TOOOO MEEEE!! HEAR ME OUTTTT!!!!!!

Zenyatta and Ramattra have a voiceline where the reminisce about how they used to count the stars with one another. I personally see Ram and Zen as brothers and I feel this experience of intimacy between Ram and his brother brings him great comfort. He’s known to be a very broody character but I feel this is one of his few good experiences. I like to think that Ramattra feels very deeply for the stars because of this.

Sigma on the other hand, his entire life is everything space related. The man dedicated his life to the subject and even (sort of) harnessed the power of a black hole. I like to think that even with his bad experiences with it, he still is fascinated by space and loves the stars.

“ok… so what?”

IM GETTING TO IT LET ME FINNNISHSHEHSHSH

Anyways!! Ramattra’s first seen in 2019 in a cutscene where Doomfist praises him for the way he fights for what he wants but that his plans are destined to fail. That is, unless he joins talon. Maybe then he’ll actually have a chance in getting what he wants for his people.

I don’t think ramattra ever got the chance to join talon because if i’m correct on my overwatch lore, Doomfist was taken in by overwatch soon afterrr… BUT IF HE DIDD JOIN TALLONNN

Ramattra and Sigma would have first known each other from Talon.

“Ur point is?”

MY POIIINTNTNTNNTATAH!! My point is, maybe there in Talon, they were each other’s soft spot.

Both characters are decently introverted and not very energetic either compared to the rest of the bunch. I feel with a lot of characters in talon, a lot of personalities clash. I don’t feel that way about Sigma and Ram, though.

Talon manipulates Sigma; he’s a disturbed individual and they use his issues against him. Sigma doesn’t know this, but Sombra does. Sombra seems to be the only character that cares for Sigma’s wellbeing but doesn’t really do anything to help him. She just says in a voiceline that if Talon ever gives him trouble to come to her.

If Sig and Ram ever got a chance to speak, I feel the two would have a mutual sense of admiration for the other. Ram would feel Sig’s dedication and work on harnessing the power of a black hole is inspirational. Sigma would probably be very curious about the void accelerator Ram holds.

Idk I feel like they’d like a lot of the same things and I just feel like their personalities would just be very cute with one another.

If my hands ever learn how to art again, i may be able to draw them together but i dunnooo !!

[luckycheesefoodie321]

UNFILTERED REACTIONS TO PJO SHOW EPISODE 4: yes, spoilers. No, coherence.

Something so good about seeing Sally, who we laud as best mom of all time, showing the typical parental frustration at a defiant child. BUT THEN BABY PERCY COMING BACK WITH THE COPING TECHNIQUES SHE TAUGHT HIM AND ASKING HER TO DO THE SAME.

Her being like “you’re a child of Poseidon. You need to learn how to swim!!” And fearing the natural implications of that and how she can’t protect him forever…

And it’s so interesting to have Percy be afraid to swim. Like even if he is the son of the sea god, doesn’t mean he’s gonna naturally be taken to water. One day he will. But not from the jump. Talent is nurtured not immediate.

But also WHOMST IS THIS CHILD THAT IS LITERALLY A PERFECT YOUNG WALKER SCOBELL AND WHERE DID THEY DIG HIM UP FROM???

I assume he heard Grover snoring so he naturally reached out to Annabeth BUT YALL HE REACHED OUT TO ANNABETH AFTER HIS NIGHTMARE AND yknow… nightly dream visit from malicious figure

Annabeth having a protective wrap around her head!!

NOT PERCY CALLING OUT THE WHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IN THE FOURTH EPISODE OF THE SERIES

People who care about you shouldn’t treat you that way!!!

GROVER MY ABSOLUTE BOI. I love him. Aryan is killing it as him. Perfect.

I need to see Grover eat a tin can man. Like I need it.

Annabeth I love you. Make fun of your Seaweed Brain

Centaurs not Party Ponies booo

Ooh Pan drop!

HAHAHAAHA FINALLY I’ve been waiting for the human dynamic to come into play. Percy Jackson, prepare to be wanted across the continental US.

But Annabeth my girl THAT LOOK. Leah absolutely got the pissed off Annabeth look down pat

OH THIS BITCH IS ECHIDNA

THIS ISNT THE ST LOUIS ARCH

Echidna is giving intense Karen energy

How do the police officers not hear a thing when they’re like 2 m away

“That’s what a good mother would do for her children. Not that you would know” THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH TO DISPARAGE SALLY JACKSON LIKE THAT

Oh Sonny the Chihuahua

You’re not a chihuahua

AHAHAH THERES THE ARCH

Architect Annabeth coming outttt

Oh no Percy is sickly looking already

Annabeth. I know that look. That’s a look of “a cute boy just made me laugh” look!!!

“You’ve done more for me in the past few days than my father has done in my entire life. If I have to stick with someone, I-“

“Careful. I think you’re about to call me your friend”

THE PERCABETH IS PERCABETH-ING AHHHH

Percy you can’t help it can you. You’re like “fuck my dad. He had a chance to show up.” Meanwhile girl over here you chose bc you thought you’d never be friends with and you’re already making these big declarations???

“I have an idea”

Aggressively splashes water over him in a fountain XD

NOT MY FRIEND MY ASS. PERCY “LOYALTY IS MY FATAL FLAW” JACKSON WOULD NEVER DARE TO LEAVE SOMEONE BEHIND

But also Athena you shit. Idk how legit this is given it came from Echidna but if so wtf.

OH OK. HAHAHAHAHA. I SEE YOU RICK. I SEE WHAT YOU DID. SWIRLING POOL OF WHATEVER DONE SCOOPED HIM OUTTA THE SKY XD

Ok good. Percy has unlocked underwater breathing powers!!

TUNNEL OF LOVE!!!

[articskele]

SLAMS MY FIST AGAINST THE TABLE

OK SO I LISTENED TO A FEW WILL WOOD SONGS I HAD NEVER HEARD BEFORE AND HEAR ME OUT.

OUTLIARS AND HYPPOCRATES: A FUN FACT ABOUT APPLES IS THE MOST VOLO SONG I'VE EVER HEARD. HEAR ME OUTTTT

JUST THIS WHOLE OPENING PART. So calmly and confidently feeding you a harmless little bite of knowledge that isn't entirely true. GODDDDDD IT'S SO GOOD.

Disdain and fury at humanity and seeing himself as above the rest because HE knows the truth. Contemplating his purpose and place in the world. Surely it all happened for a reason. Surely he's destined for something greater, to become something greater.

HE'S DEAD SET IN HIS WAYS HE'S PASSED THE POINT OF NO RETURN THERE'S NO TURNING BACK NOW. AZELF AND WILLPOWER AND AMBITION AND WANT.

SUMMONING GIRATINA AND JUDGEMENT AND BELIEVING HIMSELF TO HAVE AUTHORITY OVER THE FATE OF THE WORLD. THE DESPERATION TO CATCH THE ATTENTION OF HIS GOD. YEARS OF STUDY AND WORSHIP. HIS LIFE HAS ALL COME DOWN TO THIS ONE GOAL AND BY GOD HE'LL REACH IT EVEN IF IT KILLS HIM.

AUGH the player falling out of the sky and ultimately being an outcast and Volo is the only one that takes them in and both of their connections to Arceus?? And getting all the plates- I helped you, so it's only fair that you help me.

GODDDDD I LOVE THESE LITTLE INTERJECTION PARTS? THE CALM VOICE JUXTAPOSED BY THE INTENSITY OF THE REST OF THE SONG IT ADDS SO MUCH CHARACTER. YOU CAN HEAR THE SMUGNESS. I NEED TO PUNCH HIM

AND THIS PART AT THE END SOUNDS LIKE HE'S BLUBBERING COLLAPSING INTO TEARS DISMAYED AT HOW THE DEITY HE'S DEVOTED HIMSELF TO REJECTS HIM IN FAVOR OF THIS PERSON WHO FELL FROM THE SKY. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE.