#OHHHH MAAAAN

[doctorloup]

This post is for me and @rhiamaykes and @rhiamaykes alone, but the latest Byron Chronicles is both heartbreaking and has a banger song at the end which is exactly the sort of earnestly beautiful 2010-core trash I expect from the Byron Chronicles.

[hanarutos]

guys i cant do college anymore like its all too much

[rochenn]

🐌 💥:D <3

Hiiii! :D

🐌 What is one of your smallest writing goals?

Dude that's the fuckin. The story where Asajj gets to kill Dooku. Yeah. Ideally that thing should be very pretty and very below 2k when I get it done BUT IT'S SO DAUNTING but also she deserves to put a knife in him as soon as possible y'know

💥 Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you're most excited to write? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

OH HAHAHA! YES!! OHHHH I've got some ENTERTAINMENT simmering on low heat for Rifle. Or at least it's entertainment to me. I feel very evil when thinking about it. It's not written out beyond bullet points yet, as it will only be relevant from MAYBE chapter 6 on at the absolute soonest, so there's no snippet! But man. Maaaan I'm having fun. Frothing at the mouth to introduce certain characters and circumstances and unveil dynamics. Half of the draw of the Long Clone Wars AU is that I'm like a funky circus magician and you, the audience, know there's a coin somewhere up my sleeve. The question is just what I've done to the coin and where I'll make it appear. With the coins representing various characters. Probably not always the characters you expect, but ones you will know nonetheless. It's a blast

(Also still insane about the various Dooku projects. Especially the forward time travel and the getting captured by the 212th thing)

[mariyekos]

Netflix Devil May Cry Episode 1 Thoughts.

This is essentially my live blog. For context, I haven't watched any of the recent trailers, to keep my reactions fresh!

It feels ironic that NDMC is going for more of the old aesthetic than the newer games.

I don't like the Force Edge (?) being in a museum. This defeats the purpose of it serving as the main seal.

I do really like that the White Rabbit apparently paid these people the 2.5mil for the job, goes with the White Rabbit being the one to pay Dante to find Alice in the Manga.

:| so yeah it is the Force Edge. Why is it in a museum....and not in Hell. I liked the whole idea of Sparda having to leave a piece of him behind in Hell in order to protect the Human World. When the Force Edge was in Hell, he didn't have the option of reclaiming it or ever seeing that power again without breaking the barrier. Here, though, Sparda could've easily/theoretically nabbed it at any point. Less symbolic that way. Less dramatic.

The White Rabbit: "Ironic, isn't it, that such a holy place would house the most powerful weapon of Hell" -> But not IN Hell. Because they took it out of Hell for this edgy comment. Maaaan.

Thinking about it now, this also defeats the whole point of Arkham being corrupted when he took the Force Edge to access Sparda's power, because the White Rabbit uses it with no repercussions!! Shankar has put the power not in Sparda, but the Sword here, which again just. Agh! Yes it was in the sword in DMC3 too, but there's a difference; in DMC3, the Sword Contains a Power, but in NDMC, the Sword is Powerful, if that makes sense.

Alleyway graffiti: "I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg" -> This appears to be from Peter Pan! Very fitting for the child scene.

Dante saying "Hey look, the three stooges came out to play" is fitting, I thing. Him also saying Jackpot on such a mundane kill is a little ehhh, because I like him saving it for a big moment in his brother's return in DMC3. I normally think of it as something he sort of...locked away, until Vergil got back. Because it was what they (we) used to say. Unless I'm forgetting and Dante says it all the time in DMC3 anyway. I was thinking Vergil had a line, but maybe my memory IS fuzzy. I need to replay DMC3!

Dante not hesitating at ALL when the demon shot at the woman is something I'm also hmmm about. On the one hand, Dante's really cocky, so this shows he had full confidence in himself. However, Dante also doesn't want to hurt humans, and I think it would've been great if he hesitated for a moment on this one, especially because this was a blonde woman trying to protect her child.

I've seen some griping about Dante not being able to immediately come up with a one liner, but I think the way it was integrated was really well done, actually! He's younger (even if he doesn't look it...at all) and still building his skills. He DOES come up with one in the end, and there's a certain...childish quality to him having to set himself back up and then saying one. I like it!

As a side note, the Amulets actually look broken in this show. I have not played Reboot DMC, all I know is that the amulets apparently look like the ones from that game. But in my mind, while it is good representation of there being two halves of a whole, I preferred the identical halves with the outer chain being different. The same at their core, and something that could more obviously pretend to be whole on its own, but isn't. Great symbolism for Dante and Vergil. Them being Red and Blue (Cyan) puts them more at odds, make it seem more like fate for them to be separate and fight.

OHHHH WAIT. IN THE INTRO ANALYSIS POST I WAS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE BAT WING GUY NOT LOOKING LIKE SPARDA BUT. WAS IT SUPPOSED TO BE CAVALIERE ANGELO??? At first when I saw this I was thinking "oh you're kidding me, the White Rabbit channeled Sparda's power just from the Force Edge ALREADY!?" but looking at it again, the ridges and shoulders make me think Cavaliere Angelo. I wonder: did the White Rabbit already have access to all these guys, or is he using the Force Edge to get to them?

Oh. Oh. You are KIDDING Me. "The radical left is already using this to push their agenda that America should step down from our role as, quote-unquote 'global policemen.' But as the greatest country on Earth, we have a moral responsibility to lead." while there's a fake Fox News logo in the background that says "FACT NEWS". Man. Maaan. How unsubtle, Shankar :) (that is me being facetious I am not smiling.)

Also then you have the guy with the southern accent and missing tooth being the one to point out there are demons coming from Hell. Nothing like kicking southerners too, huh?

Moving on from the things that make me really mad, okay so Glasses Guy is VP, and he really has the red, white, and blue thing going on. Hello America. Remember when Dante and Vergil were supposed to be British (despite the fact that they had US American VAs)? I'm not really upset about this, just pointing it out. If the president is the guy on the left like I assume, that'll be funny. Great look going on. But back to VP, he has gloves on too, which is immediately suspicious.

As a reminder from my original analysis of the intro, there's a scene where the White Rabbit (WR) transitions into the VP with a glasses flare. The WR wears white gloves, while the VP has black, but would be interesting if they were one and the same... What color are the VP's eyes I wonder? WR's are orange. They could just be associated. But anyway VP supports the idea that there are demons sooooo

Per scientist, "demons [...] are a related but separate evolutionary branch from Homo sapiens." So is this how Dante and Vergil managed to exist? Do demons have the same number of chromosomes, lol. I think this uses the DMC3 Manga lore that the Human World and Demon World were once one. "They are natives of another universe, one that exists parallel to our own." Over a picture of a bipedal bug demon. Not Sparda, but a bug.

Interesting image. They're dissecting a demon while it's alive. Are they doing that so it doesn't disappear, or because they can't kill it?

"My current hypothesis is that one of our common ancestors found their way into this other universe-" [over a picture of humans worshiping a giant three headed snake with wings, chimera style for body] "-where they adapted and became stronger, able to survive the more hostile environment." -> If this is canon to the NDMC universe, it sure isn't canon to my heart, and probably the DMC series.

I will say I'm regarding every piece of information in this show as non-canon unless later used in the games or novelization by other DMC folks. This is its own universe with its own rules. I will enjoy it and then move on.

Back to the common ancestor thing, I could say "okay" to that, but I HC that the Demon World's environment straight up kills humans, and also there wouldn't be much edible food there, so humans would not survive long enough to procreate and evolve. The phrasing sort of makes it seems like demons came from Homo sapiens, but I'm going to read it as demons having branched out before humans reached Homo sapiens, to allow more adaptation time.

These two circles split from each other, very similar to the ones in the intro. Did the mitosis / telophase into cytokinesis split.

"We've discovered an interdimensional rift that acts as a bridge between the two universes. However, it has been blocked for millennia by a field of quantum interference." Then he goes on about how natural disruptions create portals, and the stars shift over to the human side of the diagram. Explains it allows lesser demons through, but the portals are too unstable to accommodate larger/stronger demons

Wait this guy looks rad. I like this design!! But it's probably too complex for the animators to animate, hence why we get the bootleg ninja turtle demons in the clip I DID watch.

Dark Realm Command is one of the things we see in the intro. I thought Glasses Guy was with it. Is VP the secret head of DARKCOM? Was I misattributing something? Oh nope, the VP admits to partially funding it like 3 seconds later. The dangers of commenting on something second by second.

The WR invites them to find the hunter. Don't tell me the government is going to try to hire Dante. I already don't like the government being so involved in this (I prefer smaller scales, or the government turning a blind eye to things) but okay. We'll see.

The VP wants every demon hunter that can be found brought to him. We already had the Plasma Baby grab at Dante's necklace. Is he doing this for the necklace? Amulet. And man his eyes reeeeally look like they could be orange behind those glasses. Big theory is that he IS the White Rabbit.

LUCIA!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCEPT WITH LIGHTER SKIN (SAD)!?!!?!?!??????????????? WHAAAAAT DID THEY GO TO VIE DE MARLI TOO OR IS SHE ON THE MAINLAND.

Freddi's is Fredy, that's funny. Was it always Fredy?

Aw Cindy doesn't have roller skates. Is cute that Dante's timely enough for her to prepare the sundae in advance though. Also the guy next to Dante at the bar reminds me of a skinnier version of the one who likes Cindy in the OG Anime.

Dante with super speed! I do like this insane reaction time. We know he's fast, especially with some of the DMC5 scenes, but it's fun to see that in action here. He can teleport, yeah, but he's operating at a different speed than everyone else.

I really don't like that "Vergil" appears so soon. Also while he doesn't have that nasal quality of the OG VA, he does have some gravel to his voice. I feel like they didn't like that Dante had the lower voice of the two, so they reversed it here, because it's usually the bad guy with the low voice or something.

Earlier in the episode, they zoomed in on the White Rabbit having this blue gem on his ascot.

yeah that's absolutely the same gem. Why does the White Rabbit have Vergil's pendant...? Is this an AU where Vergil DID get kidnapped into Hell as a child? I CANNOT imagine Vergil giving it over willingly. No way. The amulet was way too important for that. If Vergil gave it over to the White Rabbit I'll be pissed.

I WAS RIGHT. THIS GUY *IS* ENZO!! I wonder if part of the reason they changed his design was to avoid issues with Bayonetta. He does look sleazy this way though, so it's fine either way. Gets the same idea across.

so the WR wanted Enzo to hire Dante. To distract him while everything else was going on? To have an excuse for the VP to bring Dante in bc the VP knew the demon hunters and Enzo would be brought in, and thus established a connection? Also Dante's not going by Tony! Why does Enzo know Dante's backstory? Dante should not be open about that. Did demons tell him, or is this just exposition I shouldn't think too hard about. They have to tell viewers somehow.

Okay Dante is 6'2 / 188cm! And also only 171lbs, this guy is really skinny. Jalen Brunson is 190lbs and Stephen Curry is 186, and both are also 6'2". Hm.

The resume is taking me out. Also either this isn't DMC3 manga age Dante or Dante started hunting demons at 13/14. Which I kind of dooooo HC, but that's more out of self-defense.

LOL Dante went AWOL from 5 separate jobs because he got bored. I'm going to go with those cases being not too dangerous. Dante wants to protect humans. We know he isn't really interested in taking on non-demonic jobs from the DMC3 Manga, and he DID kind of let Fortuna be destroyed in DMC4 because he was taking his sweet time having fun with Nero, so he's not always super on top of things. But I'd like to think there would be a difference between him not taking a job (where someone else can and could solve the problem) and him leaving halfway through (so whoever's involved gets hurt). Unless, of course, the job wasn't that dangerous, or there were other people on bored, in which case yeah he could leave no problem, someone else would take care of it and he wouldn't get anything worthwhile out of it anyway.

Oh hey, Dante crushed his guns!! I really like that detail, it's from the DMC1 novel. He's too hard on them. A normal human couldn't do that, but Dante's not a normal human soooo

Also the Plasma mentioned that Dante doesn't know what he is. Great! Makes me think of the Cerberus battle in DMC3: "Cerberus: You are not a human, are you? Dante: Who knows? I'm not even sure myself"

ENZO TALKING ABOUT HOW SOME DEMONS ARE TOO POWERFUL TO CROSS OVER SO THEY PROJECT THEIR CONSCIOUSNESS INTO OUR WORLD AND POSSESS THINGS. THIS TIES INTO THAT FIC I STARTED ABOUT MUNDUS KIDNAPPING THE BOYS DURING THE FIRE VIA POSSESSING A SUIT OF ARMOR AND DRAGGING THEM THROUGH THE PORTAL. Also the White Rabbit in the manga possesses the toy of Alice. And oh. Enzo says that's what the WR is on the next line. I've gotta stop doing this!

There's our crew of Agni, Rudra, Echidna, and Cavaliere Angelo.

Sparda's horns are so sad here. This looks like a hat, not horns.

Enzo says Sparda cast a spell, creating a wall between the realms. He says it was the power of the sword that let Sparda do that. With the help of a magic Amulet....which is purple. I miss when it was red. I guess they're going for equality between Dante and Vergil here, and it does make sense somewhat given Sparda's human form was purple...but his demon form has all this red to it so it would still work!!

Okay.... so each half of the amulet emits the signal to keep the worlds separate with the Force Edge being the decoder. Yeah this isn't at all how it works in DMC3. In DMC3/the actual DMC universe, the amulets open the portal, while the Force Edge maintains the barrier from the other side, sort of. I'm going short because I've got to finish this episode and do other things, but that's the gist of it. Scientist Fisher says that if you brought both halves of the amulet together and put it into the sword, the transmission would cease, there'd be no wall/interference, and the realms would merge.

Oh they straight up say at the end of the episode that the Rabbit already has one piece of the amulet. Just in case we didn't notice I guess.

And credits.

Um. Okay! These credits are so cringe but also remid me of my feeling seeing the Faust scene in DMC5 so I'm both laughing and cringing so hard, especially with the music.

WAIT THAT WASN'T THE CREDITS IT WAS DANTE PLAYING DDR (NTO ACTUALLY DDR BUT YOU GET IT) AND ACTUALLY BEING REALLY BAD. It reminds me of playing Just Dance on the Wii and being really upset because when I did the full dance, I wouldn't get good scores but if I lazily moved the Wii-mote it would give me perfects. Poor Dante.

OKAY ACTUAL CREDITS ARE A FEMALE VER OF DEVILS NEVER CRY!!!!!!!

And so ends episode 1!

I have to turn off my computer in a minute so I need to post here but. Closing thoughts in brief are I'm enjoying this so far. Some of the big picture things don't work with actual game Canon which doesn't surprise me, and some of them really miss the point of the games, but since this is a separate universe, I'm just going to sit back and enjoy it. Will make a better write up later.

[jackienautism]

Feeling so sick seeing that Skylar is Zionist and has like liked Noah schnapps posts and other pro Israel stuff . Was literally so happy bc he just got casted as jimmy too 🥲.

YOU MEAN SKYLER GISONDO???????????????????????

ohhhh maaaan i had no idea aaugh... i will be honest i still need to very much be updated and informed on the situation as a whole but just. yikes. and i heard abt noah too... thats also just one big let down. its rly unfortunate how so many ppl can be so .... ignorant? but i suppose thats what israel wants

thats why its sooo hard for me to genuinely follow celebrities and other Big Name ppl i dont know. the chances that they turn out to be a shitty person or have shitty beliefs. is so just .... high. i know thats the LEAST of our problems right now and i shouldnt be "complaining" abt it but its just something ive come to terms with. and something a ton of other ppl should realize too

[thegeminisage]

this poor sign guy all the way out in the hebra blizzard lol

verrry interested in tulin's wind-gust technique...i hope that's revali's gale

OHHH I FOUND ROBLOX GOLEM GUY up in the sky.......i bet im gonna get my ass kicked

ok, so i have no idea how to damage it. time to google

GOT HIM. not too bad actually although i hate i had to use so many arrows. i didnt get hit once!

I SEE A GLEEOK BELOW ME...HOLY SHIT

dodged the gleeok but got my ass beat by a bokoblin camp :| they ambushed me...

oh my god, if you fuse 2 snowballs together you can make a snowman lol

maaaan tulin running off on his own...ik it's stupid but hes a brave boy 🥺

HE SAW ZELDA?? WHAT IS GOING ON???

"there's not a rito alive capable of crossing the skies and making it up there...except you" WAHHH

this Feels like sagehood from ocarina of time, tbh. it's a little wistful and a little too big for someone so young :(

also i loooove the music playing right here holy fuck

GOD climbing these islands to get to the sky is giving me vertigo. we are SOOOO HIIIGH like it fuckin rules but it's SCARY. reminds me of the really tall section of mirrors edge

WHO TF IS SPEAKING RN? IS THAT RAURU? "COME TO ME"? WAY TO BE CREEPY DUDE

reminds me of that episode of s*pernatural. tbh. don't like it

this whole thing is so fucking cool and creepy wtf

i looove bouncing on these boats. this is so much fun wtf

i love also that the shrines are shorter in totk...i always hated to go in one in botw not knowing if it would take me 5 minutes or half an hour

korok seed. the FUCK is a korok doing all the way up here

OH it's another roblox guy, but this time i have tulin's help!!! very sick

found a shrine called rauru's blessing...what, i don't do anything? just walk up there and get my thing? maybe the challenge was getting TO the shrine

AAAUGHGHG the music changing as you get higher i am LOSING MY MIND this is SO COOL

ohhhh my god fuck at the end when you get above even the storm and everything is perfectly serene...i'm gonna DIE this is so fucking cool. i can't believe i didn't want to come here

MADE IT TO THE WIND TEMPLE THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

ZELDA?????????????????????????????????????????

SHE JUST. KEEPS. VANISHING????

ohh my god. i need a minute. whaaaaat the HELL

[livebloggingworld]

Like, of course.........Noel and Rouge talked about that in sirius concIusion too and how stupid that is but of course he's still gonna want to do it I'm sad. even though I knew this conclusion was gonna fuck him and not really even focus on it too much so all he did was change his plan a little bit and it's all good to go. Well really this is what we want we want a fired up Ashe to be a tenacious opponent for an epic showdown but to be honest the futility of not even knowing that detail of the WH was somehow less cruel than not knowing of the futility in the choice he DOES realistically have. All it means is he'll just relive it again not even knowing he's reliving it that's just cruel

Yes you will

SHE'S SO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaahhh of course it's really easy for her to make realistic burning to death nightmares

Okay kind of cute her calling him big brother OHHHH I MISSED YOU I DONT EVEN MIND THAT DAY 2 HAD LIKE 3 NEW SIRIUS LINES IF IT MEANS WE'RE CUTTING TO YOU....

FIRSTTIME CHARLOTTE CAMEO oh she's going to have such a little presence in this story too maaaan I can't wait for Ashe conclusion

Targeting HER human!!!

Okay I hope so too but at this point I'm wondering what Ashe would be like if he DIDN'T have the constant nightmares would he actually really be more prone to wavering or what... I'm wondering if maybe giving him happy dreams of his family would actually make him more determined lmao but Lime would be completely incapable of that. I'd love to see if Charlotte might ever do that since I feel like she might understand that

Quick reminder in case you forgot what the Green haired one's motivations were

YES OKAY IM INTRIGUED

.......... LOL DAMN ?!?! I actually agree with this I really like how Lime phrased that. Actually kind of observant

DIDNT GET A SC BUT SHE ASKED CHARLIE WHAT SHE WANTS THE STORY TO BE AND

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was legit such an intriguing conversation fuuuuuuck but you gotta leave the real Charlie deepdive for her guy's conclusion right.

Higher level demon Emergency meeting upcoming

[endless-brainrot]

go for it, ross!

[peacefulmode]

MARK LEE PERFECT NOSE

MARK LEE PERFECT JAW

MARK LEE PERFECT CHIN

MARK LEE PERFECT CHEEKBONES

MARK LEE PERFECT BONE STRUCTURE

[ggidolsmuts]

Repurpose, Refill, Refractory Period - Oh My Girl Yooa

"Oppa look!" Yooa blows on the opening of the glass Coke bottle, and it makes a melodic sound.

"Neat," you respond, paying more attention to your food than Yooa.

"Will you make that sound if I blow you?" You choke and drop your fork with a clatter.

"Y-Yooa!" You note the blush on her cheeks. "Are you drunk? Isn't that just coke?"

"Hehe, I had the server spice it up with some rum.  I'm just a little, little... tipsy."

"What the hell Yooa, you still have your afternoon shoot."

"Maaaan screw the shoot, why couldn't we just come here alone? Let's just go back to the room, hmm? I'm going to ride you all the way back to Korea." Yooa gets louder as she speaks, and you quickly hush her.

"Sorry sorry, she's had a little too much," you apologize profusely and put a hat on her, to knowing smiles from the older couples around. "Yah, what if someone recognizes you!"

"We're in Spain, no one recognizes me here," she throws her arms around your neck, as if to pull you in for a kiss. "Come here, let me get in your lap, no one will notice!"

You hurriedly turn your back to her, and you grab her legs to pick her up for a piggyback ride.

"Aaaand we're going back to the room, come on, let's go." You give the server a signal to put the bill on your room tab and hustle to get Yooa back. You ignore the stares in the lobby and manage to make your way back to her room.

"Key Yooa."

"No! Let's go to your room!"

"Key Yooa!"

"It's in my top~" she teases.

"Yooa!" Down the hall the elevator dings, and she sighs.

"Fine." She almost chokes you as she grabs your neck, leaning back to fish out the room key. You get in the room before anyone sees tipsy Yooa, complete with bottle. As you sit her down on the bed she puts her weight into leaning back and pulls you down on top of her with a thump. She clings on to you from behind, whispering in your ear. 

"I'm really not drunk at all you know. That drink? It was just coke."

"What?" Her lips brush the side of your neck, and you manage to break out of her hold and turn around to face her.

"I just wanted you in my room, you wouldn't come up if I just asked you to." Yooa pouts.

"Well you have me here, what now, my cherry actress?"

"Lie down." You do as Yooa says. She swings her legs over you, and you wince as she nips at your neck, leaving a mark.

"Someone's needy."

"Had I known we would be so busy I'd have just sat on your cock the entire flight over." She's already slithering down your body, and your shorts and boxers fly off in short order. You rest on your elbows and watch as Yooa puckers her lips and... blows.

"Huuuu..." She looks up expectantly at you.

"What?" She grabs the coke bottle and blows over the rim of it, and it produces a whistle sound. She blows your tip again.

"Ohhhh..." you fake a moan, trying to reach the tone of the whistle.

"Good boy." She forces a deep and very real moan from you as she chokes herself on your shaft. You throw your head back and look at the ceiling as you listen to Yooa sloppily drench your shaft in spit. Before you're throbbing too hard though she stops with a pop and stands up. She quickly unbuttons her denim skirt and flings it off, her fingers already working her panties down her long legs. "Fuck I need you in me," she whispers as she clambers on top of you, and without another word you both moan as you fill her for the first time since you touched down in Spain. Her hands run up your body, and they find yours, pinning you against the bed as she rides you vigorously.

"Yes, yes yes oh god!" Yooa really needed this, and she freezes in place on top of you in quick climax. She's not done though, and eventually she restarts the riding motion, returning to her grind. She's even tighter now, and you have to grunt to her as she continues feasting on your neck.

"Gonna cum Yooa!"

"Do it, fill me up." Your legs tremble and your glutes tighten as you launch your load into her, and she groans in satisfaction as your seed covers her walls. You try to sit up and kiss her, but a hand on your chest holds you back.

"Stay down, wait." Like a obedient puppy you wait as Yooa looks around and finds what she's looking for—the glass bottle, forgotten on the bedside table. She sucks it, taking the neck of the bottle into her mouth best she can, not unlike she took your cock... And then she lifts off you and pushes it against her pussy, also not unlike how she usually teases you.

"Y-Yooa!"

"Let's not waste your cum..." Your load oozes out of her and gathers at the bottle entrance, and when a large enough amount is collected, gravity forces it down, slowly sliding down the surface. "Imagine your cum going down like that inside of me," Yooa whispers to herself, and she whines as she pushes the flared opening of the bottle past her pussy lips.

"Cum in the bottle," you suggest to her, entranced as you watch her fuck the bottle deeper into herself, her slick coating the outside of it. Yooa heeds your dirty words and sits up, allowing her other hand to rub her clit. She shoves the bottle in and out slowly, but her other hand is swift, rubbing her clit rapidly as she rises to another orgasm. Her head jerks and she whines a little, and you watch a clear stream of her juice flow into the bottle, washing your cum down with it.

"That was good... And good, you're ready again!" Yooa pulls the bottle out of her, and she licks the rim of the bottle before tipping it down her throat, cum and juice and all. Between her own bottle-fucking and cum-drinking you're hard again, and a cumdrunk Yooa climbs on top of you again. "I need a refill."

"Yooa wait!" Your hands shoot to her hips to steady her, and she takes advantage of it to sink herself on to you again, falling against your chest in pleasure.

"What's gotten into you?"

"Just feel like, mmm!" Yooa starts grinding on you, wriggling herself over your cock. "Just feel like going a little wild, maybe it's the air here, now fuck me!" Your hands roam down her sides and settle on her pert ass, and Yooa coos as you squeeze her ass, and she starts humping you, her intent clear. You help her along, squeezing her ass and lifting it up and down on your shaft. You prop your legs up, and it gives you leverage to thrust up as you slam her down.

"Yes, I'm gonna cum on your cock again!" She buries her neck in your shoulder and cries into it, shivering in orgasm. She groans as you pump her through it, your hips colliding faster and faster as you seek your own release.

"Damn Yooa!" You press her lithe body flush against yours, a hand on her head and one on her ass in an intimate hug as you refill her womb with seed. Yooa bites into your shoulder just to prevent herself from outright screaming her pleasure. The two of you pant into each others ears as the short intense session comes to an end.

"Fuck me," she sighs.

"I just did, you need to give me some time woman, I'm tapped out." She chuckles, kissing up your neck to peck your lips. Yooa once again reaches for the bottle, and the two of you watch as she places the bottle at her now reddish lips. Your cum comes spilling out once more, and Yooa presses on her on abdomen just to extract a bit more of your cum from her body. She removes the bottle and shakes the lewd concoction in front of you before tossing it back. A peek at your own still soft cock indicates that you are indeed tapped out.

"Hmph, tomorrow then." The two of you go to the bathroom to clean up, and Yooa washes the bottle clean.

"I'm saving this for— Ahh!" Multiple loud bangs on her door make her drop it, and it breaks into several large pieces in the sink.

"Yooa? Yooa are you there?" She pushes you into the bathtub and draws the curtain as her room door opens. You hear Yooa dash out to meet her manager halfway.

"Yes manager unnie, I was in the toilet!"

"It's almost time for the afternoon filming, are you ready yet?"

"Soon, I'm just taking a shower."

"Okay, I'll wait here."

"No! I mean no, you should get a drink unnie! Have you tried the coke here yet? It tastes really good, they use a different sugar I think, can you get me one too?"

"What?"

"Please, please?"

"Fine okay, hurry up and get ready!"

"You're the best!" You can hear the eyesmile in her voice as the door closes again. Yooa returns to you and pulls open the curtain. "That was too close."

"Yeah, I'll go now, I gotta prepare for the filming too." You peck Yooa as she pouts for a kiss. "Let housekeeping handle the shards okay? Don't do it yourself."

"You're too sweet, I'll see you in a bit!"

A while later you're on set with the rest of the staff, one of many people filming Yooa as she dashes and walks and poses through the streets of Spain. She fires you a few winks and blows you a kiss, but you don't react and pretend she's doing it for the camera. As you are packing up the equipment Yooa sends you a photo—it is of her drinking another bottle of coke.

*It was really sweet!*

*I hope you're ready tonight, I'll need to wash it down with something salty*

A/N: Random kinda quickie after seeing those pics! The blush on her face is really hot to me for some reason, so I wrote this. Difficult figuring out just how dirty I wanted it to get lol, settled for this. Thanks for reading!

[ephxmerrxl]

OHHHH MAAAAN ITS TIME ITS HAPPENING

[hahniana]

Ok, so, nightheart word salad. TL;DR i think he sucks in almost every way possible.

To clarify, i dunno maaaan... From the perspective of Me, A Real Person, reading A Character, Just A Culmination Of Text And Perhaps Images, he fucking sucks! He does not interest me! I think he is annoying! The other POV characters have significantly more interesting things going on. frostpaw having to bear the burden of being Kinda In Charge + her doubting her role as a medicine cat apprentice and sunbeam having a billion interpersonal conflicts at once (which, admittedly, isn't as interesting to me compared to frostpaw's nightmare but it's still p good imo) while nightheart is like... just being a pathetic meow meow over a legacy name and pissy towards his relatives, mostly the women.

Sure sure i can see the appeal to a degree and being honest i was compelled initially under the impression that he was supposed to be an unreliable narrator, but lo and behold, the story team dropped an article where they... Well, they don't say he isn't an unreliable narrator, but it doesn't give me much hope.

Like based on everything we've seen so far i do not have any hope that we're going to get a satisfying resolution to his character arc, assuming he's gonna get something resembling a character arc. That said, some of Sunbeam's thoughts in the Shadow excerpt do intrigue me, like ohhhh please tell him off.. please. But that won't necessarily mean it'll stick if it does happen. Sure we're only about to be three books into the arc, but failing to hook a reader into caring about a character beyond "oh i can't wait for him to die or something" by the second book isn't good!

I don't really know where else to go from here. He's just not an interesting character. He just pisses me off. He's not even a character you love to hate. It's just regular annoyance. Boo tomato tomato tomato 🍅🍅🍅🍅. He's nothing!

[junk-whunk-punk]

yes your melkor faceclaim is nikki sixx

OHHHH MYYYY GOD i'm going to open it to the full screen to thoroughly kiss every inch every centimeter every millimeter of these picture mmm it would be nice if it was possible to kiss them in reality (nothing personal but maaaan🫦)… but i can only kiss pictures… and the screen with your account page open…

i forbid you to condemn me for my desire to draw them

@angbangweek day 4 - au. 

ofc i had to go w my 80s rockstar au. i have a lot of thoughts on this, some of them r gonna be in a longer fic im writing, some of them are purely au and don’t fit. but maybe in some oneshots or smth.

[glittter-vamp]

you think Joe is little or big spoon? 👀

Ohhhh maaaan…. Shall we have a poll on this? I think this deserves a poll…

[afriendlyblackhottie]

Maaaan that other Chris Evans ruins everything why is my fire stick like ohhhh look laaaaaaame

[tsuki-sennin]

It's Vicin' time!

The final form episode! It's comin' in hot! Burnin' like a son of a bitch! A certified Dad moment is within our grasp! Y'all know what time it is!

-Hiromicchi, my friend Hiromicchi!!!

-"Yeah, I kinda had to duck out of the plot for a long time... landed a role in the Ouran stage show. Sorry about your family issues, by the way. Life sucks. :("

-...my boys are really having this chat while soaking wet and naked jhlkkg

-"Hiromi! Hiromi! :D"

-Same, Love-chan.

-Ohhhhhhh, thank god, the civilian casualties have been minimized.

-You really kicked your ass into gear, Hiromicchi!

-Dom Toretto would be proud of your belief in your family, Yukimi.

-Damn, George's rage is palpable. ...I'm actually pretty proud of his progression from "Sinister Mad Scientist" to "Autistic man doing his damnedest to keep his shit together in spite of his friends' and all of humanity's lives being in danger."

-Ooooooh, there he is. Dad's comin' in hot.

-Rose Murder. ...Kyouji Murakami feels a shiver down his spine from his place in hell.

-"I will wake him up."

-I really like Akaishi's little glass earth thing.

-Sooooooooo, that's terrifying.

-Well, he's not exactly wrong about the "plaguing the cosmos" part. People idolize an elitist credit-stealing douchebag who thinks shooting cars into space is a reason to suck his dick.

-"Bro, are you sure about this? This is a terrible surge."

-"Weeeell... okay. I really fucked up."

-Man... I really feel for George.

-"Ah c'mon, I'm not gonna die! I'm gonna look cool for my son, for once."

-"We are just a normal family you'd see anywhere." ;;

-OH JESUS CHRIST THAT'S A LOUD ONE

-Yeah Buu-san, I feel that. ...or perhaps, Irabu oughta be more appropriate, now that I finished Vail Legacy.

-"Yeaaaaah, you're probably gonna die."

-Man...

-George Karizaki's really feeling it.

-I have a really poor relationship with my own father, but unlike George and Masumi, it is well and truly irreparable for reasons I have absolutely no interest in divulging to you. I want these two stupid, cruel men to make up and reach an understanding.

-Man... Genta's really about to put it all on the line.

-Oh look, it's Hikaru-kun. Epic.

-Yeeeeeeah,

-Zenryoku Zenkai! #HustleVice!

-Bitches be killin' it out there!

-Oh hey, Dai-chan!

-OH THAT'S RIGHT

-That Rex Deadman from the first episode was Hiromi's inner demon! I totally forgot about that!

-So, having no inner demon really DOES make you self-destructively overzealous...

-OHHHHHH SHIT KARIZAKI

-THAT'S HIS SON'S ROCK

-YOOOOOOOOOO

-H-hey, don't just leave Genta there!

-So, could these fights with Jeanne and Aguilera be considered a "date"?

-OHHHH SHIT VAIL

-So, Vail's interest in Genta is looking a lot less like an abuser-turned-stalker and more of one of self-preservation.

-Ohhhhh, he's misty.

-"Uhhhh... yeah, you guys have Sakura here, you got this! Vice and I will be right back, don't worry about it!"

-Ooooooooh, Dad's dyin'!

-Jesus Christ, this is horrifying.

-Hooooooly shit, Ikki smashed it with his bare hands.

-Damn... Ikki's family is truly what cares about more than anything else. Going the extra mile.

-OH SHIT IT'S FLYIN' TO GIFF

-Oh hey, Ptera Remix. Epic, I missed you.

-Oooh shit!

-Ooooooh, it's two magnet-y things!

-I am thou! Thou art I!

-Big Bang! Come On! Giffard Rex!

-LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Ouuuuugh, that's a spicy jingle.

-No one can stop us now!

-Let's waste these motherfuckers!

-YEAAAAAAAH

-OOOOOOOOOOOH A WHOLE SQUAD

-Gatakiriba Moment

-Yeah, this is awesome

-Let's stomp this bitch!

-Final Remix!

-Is that a ball? OHHHHH BECAUSE IKKI USED TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER OOOOOOOOUGH MY HEART

-Here it comes! The banger of a finisher!

-3!

-2!

-1!

-Hot damn! That was baller as fuck. ...no pun intended.

-Wait. Did we? Did we win!? We closed the big Giff Hole!

-Oh, of course not, we got several episodes left.

-Kagerou? Are you in there somewhere?

-"Maaaan, you're so serious, are you even our dad at this point."

-Aaaaaaaah, Papa's back!

-...y'know, I have a sneaking suspicion that Junpei Shiranami was always as goofy as Genta. It's just that Vail and Noah somehow shut his whole personality down.

-Uncle Buu-san :)

-If only Dai-chan were here...

-That's our whole stamp sheet! Done and dusted! Man... I'm gonna be really missing our Igarashi fam when Geats comes around.

-Weekend rise up!

-Man... I wonder why the Reiwa era keeps having its secondaries be played so hard. First was Fuwa being pinballed all around on all fronts by MetsubouJinrai, ZAIA, and even Aruto... then was Rintaro spending a whole 10 episodes with a massive inner struggle with an organization he views as his family... and now Dai-chan, slowly going sicko mode without Kagerou there to give him some much needed selfishness.

-I don't expect this thread to be resolved next episode, but I sure hope we see a major change at least.