#OHHHH MAAAAN

[doctorloup]

This post is for me and @rhiamaykes and @rhiamaykes alone, but the latest Byron Chronicles is both heartbreaking and has a banger song at the end which is exactly the sort of earnestly beautiful 2010-core trash I expect from the Byron Chronicles.

[hanarutos]

guys i cant do college anymore like its all too much

[ggidolsmuts]

Repurpose, Refill, Refractory Period - Oh My Girl Yooa

"Oppa look!" Yooa blows on the opening of the glass Coke bottle, and it makes a melodic sound.

"Neat," you respond, paying more attention to your food than Yooa.

"Will you make that sound if I blow you?" You choke and drop your fork with a clatter.

"Y-Yooa!" You note the blush on her cheeks. "Are you drunk? Isn't that just coke?"

"Hehe, I had the server spice it up with some rum.  I'm just a little, little... tipsy."

"What the hell Yooa, you still have your afternoon shoot."

"Maaaan screw the shoot, why couldn't we just come here alone? Let's just go back to the room, hmm? I'm going to ride you all the way back to Korea." Yooa gets louder as she speaks, and you quickly hush her.

"Sorry sorry, she's had a little too much," you apologize profusely and put a hat on her, to knowing smiles from the older couples around. "Yah, what if someone recognizes you!"

"We're in Spain, no one recognizes me here," she throws her arms around your neck, as if to pull you in for a kiss. "Come here, let me get in your lap, no one will notice!"

You hurriedly turn your back to her, and you grab her legs to pick her up for a piggyback ride.

"Aaaand we're going back to the room, come on, let's go." You give the server a signal to put the bill on your room tab and hustle to get Yooa back. You ignore the stares in the lobby and manage to make your way back to her room.

"Key Yooa."

"No! Let's go to your room!"

"Key Yooa!"

"It's in my top~" she teases.

"Yooa!" Down the hall the elevator dings, and she sighs.

"Fine." She almost chokes you as she grabs your neck, leaning back to fish out the room key. You get in the room before anyone sees tipsy Yooa, complete with bottle. As you sit her down on the bed she puts her weight into leaning back and pulls you down on top of her with a thump. She clings on to you from behind, whispering in your ear. 

"I'm really not drunk at all you know. That drink? It was just coke."

"What?" Her lips brush the side of your neck, and you manage to break out of her hold and turn around to face her.

"I just wanted you in my room, you wouldn't come up if I just asked you to." Yooa pouts.

"Well you have me here, what now, my cherry actress?"

"Lie down." You do as Yooa says. She swings her legs over you, and you wince as she nips at your neck, leaving a mark.

"Someone's needy."

"Had I known we would be so busy I'd have just sat on your cock the entire flight over." She's already slithering down your body, and your shorts and boxers fly off in short order. You rest on your elbows and watch as Yooa puckers her lips and... blows.

"Huuuu..." She looks up expectantly at you.

"What?" She grabs the coke bottle and blows over the rim of it, and it produces a whistle sound. She blows your tip again.

"Ohhhh..." you fake a moan, trying to reach the tone of the whistle.

"Good boy." She forces a deep and very real moan from you as she chokes herself on your shaft. You throw your head back and look at the ceiling as you listen to Yooa sloppily drench your shaft in spit. Before you're throbbing too hard though she stops with a pop and stands up. She quickly unbuttons her denim skirt and flings it off, her fingers already working her panties down her long legs. "Fuck I need you in me," she whispers as she clambers on top of you, and without another word you both moan as you fill her for the first time since you touched down in Spain. Her hands run up your body, and they find yours, pinning you against the bed as she rides you vigorously.

"Yes, yes yes oh god!" Yooa really needed this, and she freezes in place on top of you in quick climax. She's not done though, and eventually she restarts the riding motion, returning to her grind. She's even tighter now, and you have to grunt to her as she continues feasting on your neck.

"Gonna cum Yooa!"

"Do it, fill me up." Your legs tremble and your glutes tighten as you launch your load into her, and she groans in satisfaction as your seed covers her walls. You try to sit up and kiss her, but a hand on your chest holds you back.

"Stay down, wait." Like a obedient puppy you wait as Yooa looks around and finds what she's looking for—the glass bottle, forgotten on the bedside table. She sucks it, taking the neck of the bottle into her mouth best she can, not unlike she took your cock... And then she lifts off you and pushes it against her pussy, also not unlike how she usually teases you.

"Y-Yooa!"

"Let's not waste your cum..." Your load oozes out of her and gathers at the bottle entrance, and when a large enough amount is collected, gravity forces it down, slowly sliding down the surface. "Imagine your cum going down like that inside of me," Yooa whispers to herself, and she whines as she pushes the flared opening of the bottle past her pussy lips.

"Cum in the bottle," you suggest to her, entranced as you watch her fuck the bottle deeper into herself, her slick coating the outside of it. Yooa heeds your dirty words and sits up, allowing her other hand to rub her clit. She shoves the bottle in and out slowly, but her other hand is swift, rubbing her clit rapidly as she rises to another orgasm. Her head jerks and she whines a little, and you watch a clear stream of her juice flow into the bottle, washing your cum down with it.

"That was good... And good, you're ready again!" Yooa pulls the bottle out of her, and she licks the rim of the bottle before tipping it down her throat, cum and juice and all. Between her own bottle-fucking and cum-drinking you're hard again, and a cumdrunk Yooa climbs on top of you again. "I need a refill."

"Yooa wait!" Your hands shoot to her hips to steady her, and she takes advantage of it to sink herself on to you again, falling against your chest in pleasure.

"What's gotten into you?"

"Just feel like, mmm!" Yooa starts grinding on you, wriggling herself over your cock. "Just feel like going a little wild, maybe it's the air here, now fuck me!" Your hands roam down her sides and settle on her pert ass, and Yooa coos as you squeeze her ass, and she starts humping you, her intent clear. You help her along, squeezing her ass and lifting it up and down on your shaft. You prop your legs up, and it gives you leverage to thrust up as you slam her down.

"Yes, I'm gonna cum on your cock again!" She buries her neck in your shoulder and cries into it, shivering in orgasm. She groans as you pump her through it, your hips colliding faster and faster as you seek your own release.

"Damn Yooa!" You press her lithe body flush against yours, a hand on her head and one on her ass in an intimate hug as you refill her womb with seed. Yooa bites into your shoulder just to prevent herself from outright screaming her pleasure. The two of you pant into each others ears as the short intense session comes to an end.

"Fuck me," she sighs.

"I just did, you need to give me some time woman, I'm tapped out." She chuckles, kissing up your neck to peck your lips. Yooa once again reaches for the bottle, and the two of you watch as she places the bottle at her now reddish lips. Your cum comes spilling out once more, and Yooa presses on her on abdomen just to extract a bit more of your cum from her body. She removes the bottle and shakes the lewd concoction in front of you before tossing it back. A peek at your own still soft cock indicates that you are indeed tapped out.

"Hmph, tomorrow then." The two of you go to the bathroom to clean up, and Yooa washes the bottle clean.

"I'm saving this for— Ahh!" Multiple loud bangs on her door make her drop it, and it breaks into several large pieces in the sink.

"Yooa? Yooa are you there?" She pushes you into the bathtub and draws the curtain as her room door opens. You hear Yooa dash out to meet her manager halfway.

"Yes manager unnie, I was in the toilet!"

"It's almost time for the afternoon filming, are you ready yet?"

"Soon, I'm just taking a shower."

"Okay, I'll wait here."

"No! I mean no, you should get a drink unnie! Have you tried the coke here yet? It tastes really good, they use a different sugar I think, can you get me one too?"

"What?"

"Please, please?"

"Fine okay, hurry up and get ready!"

"You're the best!" You can hear the eyesmile in her voice as the door closes again. Yooa returns to you and pulls open the curtain. "That was too close."

"Yeah, I'll go now, I gotta prepare for the filming too." You peck Yooa as she pouts for a kiss. "Let housekeeping handle the shards okay? Don't do it yourself."

"You're too sweet, I'll see you in a bit!"

A while later you're on set with the rest of the staff, one of many people filming Yooa as she dashes and walks and poses through the streets of Spain. She fires you a few winks and blows you a kiss, but you don't react and pretend she's doing it for the camera. As you are packing up the equipment Yooa sends you a photo—it is of her drinking another bottle of coke.

*It was really sweet!*

*I hope you're ready tonight, I'll need to wash it down with something salty*

A/N: Random kinda quickie after seeing those pics! The blush on her face is really hot to me for some reason, so I wrote this. Difficult figuring out just how dirty I wanted it to get lol, settled for this. Thanks for reading!

[rochenn]

🐌 💥:D <3

Hiiii! :D

🐌 What is one of your smallest writing goals?

Dude that's the fuckin. The story where Asajj gets to kill Dooku. Yeah. Ideally that thing should be very pretty and very below 2k when I get it done BUT IT'S SO DAUNTING but also she deserves to put a knife in him as soon as possible y'know

💥 Is there a chapter, scene, or WIP you're most excited to write? Share a snippet or tell us about it!

OH HAHAHA! YES!! OHHHH I've got some ENTERTAINMENT simmering on low heat for Rifle. Or at least it's entertainment to me. I feel very evil when thinking about it. It's not written out beyond bullet points yet, as it will only be relevant from MAYBE chapter 6 on at the absolute soonest, so there's no snippet! But man. Maaaan I'm having fun. Frothing at the mouth to introduce certain characters and circumstances and unveil dynamics. Half of the draw of the Long Clone Wars AU is that I'm like a funky circus magician and you, the audience, know there's a coin somewhere up my sleeve. The question is just what I've done to the coin and where I'll make it appear. With the coins representing various characters. Probably not always the characters you expect, but ones you will know nonetheless. It's a blast

(Also still insane about the various Dooku projects. Especially the forward time travel and the getting captured by the 212th thing)

[jackienautism]

Feeling so sick seeing that Skylar is Zionist and has like liked Noah schnapps posts and other pro Israel stuff . Was literally so happy bc he just got casted as jimmy too 🥲.

YOU MEAN SKYLER GISONDO???????????????????????

ohhhh maaaan i had no idea aaugh... i will be honest i still need to very much be updated and informed on the situation as a whole but just. yikes. and i heard abt noah too... thats also just one big let down. its rly unfortunate how so many ppl can be so .... ignorant? but i suppose thats what israel wants

thats why its sooo hard for me to genuinely follow celebrities and other Big Name ppl i dont know. the chances that they turn out to be a shitty person or have shitty beliefs. is so just .... high. i know thats the LEAST of our problems right now and i shouldnt be "complaining" abt it but its just something ive come to terms with. and something a ton of other ppl should realize too

[hahniana]

Ok, so, nightheart word salad. TL;DR i think he sucks in almost every way possible.

To clarify, i dunno maaaan... From the perspective of Me, A Real Person, reading A Character, Just A Culmination Of Text And Perhaps Images, he fucking sucks! He does not interest me! I think he is annoying! The other POV characters have significantly more interesting things going on. frostpaw having to bear the burden of being Kinda In Charge + her doubting her role as a medicine cat apprentice and sunbeam having a billion interpersonal conflicts at once (which, admittedly, isn't as interesting to me compared to frostpaw's nightmare but it's still p good imo) while nightheart is like... just being a pathetic meow meow over a legacy name and pissy towards his relatives, mostly the women.

Sure sure i can see the appeal to a degree and being honest i was compelled initially under the impression that he was supposed to be an unreliable narrator, but lo and behold, the story team dropped an article where they... Well, they don't say he isn't an unreliable narrator, but it doesn't give me much hope.

Like based on everything we've seen so far i do not have any hope that we're going to get a satisfying resolution to his character arc, assuming he's gonna get something resembling a character arc. That said, some of Sunbeam's thoughts in the Shadow excerpt do intrigue me, like ohhhh please tell him off.. please. But that won't necessarily mean it'll stick if it does happen. Sure we're only about to be three books into the arc, but failing to hook a reader into caring about a character beyond "oh i can't wait for him to die or something" by the second book isn't good!

I don't really know where else to go from here. He's just not an interesting character. He just pisses me off. He's not even a character you love to hate. It's just regular annoyance. Boo tomato tomato tomato 🍅🍅🍅🍅. He's nothing!

[thegeminisage]

this poor sign guy all the way out in the hebra blizzard lol

verrry interested in tulin's wind-gust technique...i hope that's revali's gale

OHHH I FOUND ROBLOX GOLEM GUY up in the sky.......i bet im gonna get my ass kicked

ok, so i have no idea how to damage it. time to google

GOT HIM. not too bad actually although i hate i had to use so many arrows. i didnt get hit once!

I SEE A GLEEOK BELOW ME...HOLY SHIT

dodged the gleeok but got my ass beat by a bokoblin camp :| they ambushed me...

oh my god, if you fuse 2 snowballs together you can make a snowman lol

maaaan tulin running off on his own...ik it's stupid but hes a brave boy 🥺

HE SAW ZELDA?? WHAT IS GOING ON???

"there's not a rito alive capable of crossing the skies and making it up there...except you" WAHHH

this Feels like sagehood from ocarina of time, tbh. it's a little wistful and a little too big for someone so young :(

also i loooove the music playing right here holy fuck

GOD climbing these islands to get to the sky is giving me vertigo. we are SOOOO HIIIGH like it fuckin rules but it's SCARY. reminds me of the really tall section of mirrors edge

WHO TF IS SPEAKING RN? IS THAT RAURU? "COME TO ME"? WAY TO BE CREEPY DUDE

reminds me of that episode of s*pernatural. tbh. don't like it

this whole thing is so fucking cool and creepy wtf

i looove bouncing on these boats. this is so much fun wtf

i love also that the shrines are shorter in totk...i always hated to go in one in botw not knowing if it would take me 5 minutes or half an hour

korok seed. the FUCK is a korok doing all the way up here

OH it's another roblox guy, but this time i have tulin's help!!! very sick

found a shrine called rauru's blessing...what, i don't do anything? just walk up there and get my thing? maybe the challenge was getting TO the shrine

AAAUGHGHG the music changing as you get higher i am LOSING MY MIND this is SO COOL

ohhhh my god fuck at the end when you get above even the storm and everything is perfectly serene...i'm gonna DIE this is so fucking cool. i can't believe i didn't want to come here

MADE IT TO THE WIND TEMPLE THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL

ZELDA?????????????????????????????????????????

SHE JUST. KEEPS. VANISHING????

ohh my god. i need a minute. whaaaaat the HELL

[glittter-vamp]

you think Joe is little or big spoon? 👀

Ohhhh maaaan…. Shall we have a poll on this? I think this deserves a poll…

[livebloggingworld]

Like, of course.........Noel and Rouge talked about that in sirius concIusion too and how stupid that is but of course he's still gonna want to do it I'm sad. even though I knew this conclusion was gonna fuck him and not really even focus on it too much so all he did was change his plan a little bit and it's all good to go. Well really this is what we want we want a fired up Ashe to be a tenacious opponent for an epic showdown but to be honest the futility of not even knowing that detail of the WH was somehow less cruel than not knowing of the futility in the choice he DOES realistically have. All it means is he'll just relive it again not even knowing he's reliving it that's just cruel

Yes you will

SHE'S SO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaahhh of course it's really easy for her to make realistic burning to death nightmares

Okay kind of cute her calling him big brother OHHHH I MISSED YOU I DONT EVEN MIND THAT DAY 2 HAD LIKE 3 NEW SIRIUS LINES IF IT MEANS WE'RE CUTTING TO YOU....

FIRSTTIME CHARLOTTE CAMEO oh she's going to have such a little presence in this story too maaaan I can't wait for Ashe conclusion

Targeting HER human!!!

Okay I hope so too but at this point I'm wondering what Ashe would be like if he DIDN'T have the constant nightmares would he actually really be more prone to wavering or what... I'm wondering if maybe giving him happy dreams of his family would actually make him more determined lmao but Lime would be completely incapable of that. I'd love to see if Charlotte might ever do that since I feel like she might understand that

Quick reminder in case you forgot what the Green haired one's motivations were

YES OKAY IM INTRIGUED

.......... LOL DAMN ?!?! I actually agree with this I really like how Lime phrased that. Actually kind of observant

DIDNT GET A SC BUT SHE ASKED CHARLIE WHAT SHE WANTS THE STORY TO BE AND

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This was legit such an intriguing conversation fuuuuuuck but you gotta leave the real Charlie deepdive for her guy's conclusion right.

Higher level demon Emergency meeting upcoming

[satoruhour]

CZAR I AM SAAAATTTTTTTTTRTTTTT YIPEEEEEERFFGFKFS THIS GOT ME DYSFUNCTIONAL ACTUALLY. IM ACAULLY NOT BREATHING. MY GHOST IS THE ONE WHOS TYPINF THIS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 UUUHHHHMMMMN ok first off im so happy i motivated u to finish this <3 i enjoyed this a little TOO MUCH

that nissan skyline r34 yep yep yep i know thats right the car fits him soooo well . racer gojo who wants to have u beaide him at times i loooooove him oh my god !!!! kissing sloppily and groping u like a disgusting little man. gross. do it more. THE ASS SQUEEZE 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 need him CHRONICALLY

the hand in the back pocket oh my gooodddd czar ! thats so so cute and the fact he has a list of all the things ur eyes land on <33333 cutie. and OFC gojo is jealous hes a silly guy who else has a nissan skyline R34 cmon now. im not gonna leave him 4 ANYONE but seeing him jealous js so cute 🩵 that lil belt loop tug 🩵

obsessed / pussy obsessed gojo my fav genre fr omg!! needing to be close to u alwaaayys, so hypnotised with ur cunt on his cock and the way he has to be looking at us at all times I NEED A MAAAAN LIKE THISSS talking about “full beauty” and shit oh my god a man whoz just so drunk on ur expression and ur prettiness !!!!!! when he rolls his hips uuuhhhhhhhhhhhm. when he does it just to see our legs twitch uuhhhhhmmmm i need to be admitted to the hospital pls

and then when he takes u at the back of the skyline aahahfhddwwbssas gojo doesnt care who sees 😋😋😋😋 thats perfectly fine w me 😋😋😋 WHEN HE FOT THAT MOD FOR YOU JUST BC U REEQUESTED IT 🩷🩷🩷 oh hed do anything for his girl

AND THAT LAST BLURB ABOUT TYING HIM UP OH ! U ACTUALLY WENT INTO MY MIND AND PICKED OUT WHAT WOULD DESTROY ME CAUSE i love me some sub gojo begging to cum while i jerk him off and see the gag fill with drool from how much hes keeping his mouth open ohhhh poor baby :((((( slurring and stammering ohhmhggfg pleasure filled gojo just drives me crazy and then cumming in u immediately when ur pussy descends on him bc he just loves ur cunt so so somuch ah! ahahhaahasaaaaasdfhh czar youre sick actually. i dont think i can ever recover from this!!!?????????????!!!!

†⠀❝ NICE AND SLOW. ❞ ✶ SATORU GOJO !

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ♱

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀“STREETRACER!GOJO HEADCANONS.”

★⠀warning y disclaimers — fem!reader. streetracer!au. fluff. smut. sexfiend!gojo. pussywhipped. overstimulation. crying. overprotective!gojo. jealous!gojo. voyeurism. begging.

NOTEZ : i’ve had this in my drafts since forever now, but since my mutuals street-racer gojo post is what gave me motivation to actually finish and post it, credit to my bae, t🫶🫶 @satoruhour !!

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀that enjoys having you sit on the hood of his sleekly polished Royal Blue Nissan Skyline R34, admiring how your broad upper body complimented his teams bomber jacket so perfectly. the way you’d gaze up at him with the same mischievous grin, your plump bottom lip pulled between your silver teeth; all of it just had the man practically itching to drag you inside of his car and have at it like a pair of rabid animals. having a girlfriend that was close in height (6’2) to him was never something ‘toru thought he’d enjoy, especially when he favored cute and smaller things. yet, the moment he laid eyes upon you he felt as if he was unable to take them off, allured by your aura alone.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀who makes sure you’re right there by his side at every track call he gets. whether it’s a nightly s-race, or even just a quick little d-race. you’re his prized possession, along with his precious skyline of course, so he wanted both of his babies there any time he claimed yet another awaited victory. no matter how many times he won (which was a sickening amount of times) he always had to have his promised victory kiss from you in front of everyone, his hands (consensually) scrounging your body until they landed on your ass with a slight squeeze, making sure everybody knew that you were his and his alone.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀loves showering you in kisses no matter where you two are. you could be out at the mall shopping for beauty products, or even skin care, and he’d be all up on you like a lost fucking puppy. every step you take and he’s right there behind you, hand in your back pocket while he takes into account of every item you pick up. yes, he has a list of everything you have ever grazed your fingertips against, the man had money and nothing better to do than spend it on the woman he planned on marrying.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀is the literal Webster dictionary definition of jealous. it’s not even funny. the moment he even feels another persons eyes on you he’s pulling you to his hip by your belt loop, a small yelp tumbling it’s way out of your mouth from his abrupt actions. the longing gaze that you give him is paired with a mean-mugging glare while he eyes down the person that dared look in your direction. he knew you were stunning but that didn’t mean other people were allowed to look at what’s his.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀oh, my god, is this motherfucker not only deathly obsessed with you, but he jumps at every chance he gets when it comes to being intimate with you. even though you guys are always all over each other, like i’m talking 24/7 type shit, that didn’t matter because if given the chance he’d stay in bed all day just in your arms. the way his delicate fingers dance along your silky skin sends chills down your back each time, followed with a delighted hum of satisfaction.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀he adores how your tight little cunt squeezes around him every time. the way you scratch and gnaw at his solid pecks causing a profound smirk the glide it’s way across the man’s smug face. there’s nothing more that he loved other than laying beneath you as you rode him dry, enjoying the eye candy that you are and seeing how his over-average dick sent you into spirals. when he wasn’t toying with your breasts, or allowing his hands to caress your body, he was biting his lip and watching as your eyes rolled so far back you swore you could see the afterlife.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀who hated any position where you weren’t looking at him. doggystyle? hell fucking no, over his dead body. reverse cowgirl? he’d have murder on his mind. full nelson? you might as well call the police because someone’s getting killed for even mentioning it. you were his girl so he’d be damned if he wasn’t able to stare at your full beauty while pleasuring you so good that you saw stars. he absolutely loved missionary though. the way he’d roll his hips drastically slow just to watch your legs twitch with his hands tenderly outlining the folds of your pussy.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀who, at some points, has been so eager to feel your walls wrapped around him that he’d make you go to the backseat of his Skyline and you two would be at it for hours. he could give less of a damn if you two were at a track meet, if people were so desperate to see you than they could watch as you bounced on his dick for all he cared. the fully tinted windows were the only modification you demanded he get if he wanted to fuck in his car, and let me tell you. that man got those fucking windows tinted within the next ten minutes, no joke.

STREETRACER!GOJO⠀⟡⠀that loves when you tie him up and make him beg for you. he already worshipped your presence alone, so hearing him beg and cry like some loser who doesn’t get any pussy was just the cherry on top of it all. he especially loved it when you’ve edged him so bad his entire body is twitching like a wind-up kids toy. he loved watching your hands pump his veiny dick, your thumb pressing the tip as he cried behind the gag you put in his mouth. the minute you’d take the gag out though, he was stammering and slurring his words as if he were a drunk white girl wasted off white claws. the tears that coaxed his eyes were nothing more than a victory gift to you, you allowing him to finally let his load out after sliding yourself onto him; nothing but pure enjoyment twinkling in your eyes as he looked up at you while crying like some baby.

NOTEZ : first post to my streetracer!au. any other ones i make for jjk characters will be within the same universe as this one, so be advised. and, enjoy, ofc !

ᶻ z Z ! © TAKST4Z — all rights reserved. mature discretion. please do not plagiarize or steal any of my works or graphics.

[endless-brainrot]

go for it, ross!

[peacefulmode]

MARK LEE PERFECT NOSE

MARK LEE PERFECT JAW

MARK LEE PERFECT CHIN

MARK LEE PERFECT CHEEKBONES

MARK LEE PERFECT BONE STRUCTURE

[junk-whunk-punk]

yes your melkor faceclaim is nikki sixx

OHHHH MYYYY GOD i'm going to open it to the full screen to thoroughly kiss every inch every centimeter every millimeter of these picture mmm it would be nice if it was possible to kiss them in reality (nothing personal but maaaan🫦)… but i can only kiss pictures… and the screen with your account page open…

i forbid you to condemn me for my desire to draw them

@angbangweek day 4 - au. 

ofc i had to go w my 80s rockstar au. i have a lot of thoughts on this, some of them r gonna be in a longer fic im writing, some of them are purely au and don’t fit. but maybe in some oneshots or smth.

[ephxmerrxl]

OHHHH MAAAAN ITS TIME ITS HAPPENING

[afriendlyblackhottie]

Maaaan that other Chris Evans ruins everything why is my fire stick like ohhhh look laaaaaaame

[tsuki-sennin]

It's Vicin' time!

The final form episode! It's comin' in hot! Burnin' like a son of a bitch! A certified Dad moment is within our grasp! Y'all know what time it is!

-Hiromicchi, my friend Hiromicchi!!!

-"Yeah, I kinda had to duck out of the plot for a long time... landed a role in the Ouran stage show. Sorry about your family issues, by the way. Life sucks. :("

-...my boys are really having this chat while soaking wet and naked jhlkkg

-"Hiromi! Hiromi! :D"

-Same, Love-chan.

-Ohhhhhhh, thank god, the civilian casualties have been minimized.

-You really kicked your ass into gear, Hiromicchi!

-Dom Toretto would be proud of your belief in your family, Yukimi.

-Damn, George's rage is palpable. ...I'm actually pretty proud of his progression from "Sinister Mad Scientist" to "Autistic man doing his damnedest to keep his shit together in spite of his friends' and all of humanity's lives being in danger."

-Ooooooh, there he is. Dad's comin' in hot.

-Rose Murder. ...Kyouji Murakami feels a shiver down his spine from his place in hell.

-"I will wake him up."

-I really like Akaishi's little glass earth thing.

-Sooooooooo, that's terrifying.

-Well, he's not exactly wrong about the "plaguing the cosmos" part. People idolize an elitist credit-stealing douchebag who thinks shooting cars into space is a reason to suck his dick.

-"Bro, are you sure about this? This is a terrible surge."

-"Weeeell... okay. I really fucked up."

-Man... I really feel for George.

-"Ah c'mon, I'm not gonna die! I'm gonna look cool for my son, for once."

-"We are just a normal family you'd see anywhere." ;;

-OH JESUS CHRIST THAT'S A LOUD ONE

-Yeah Buu-san, I feel that. ...or perhaps, Irabu oughta be more appropriate, now that I finished Vail Legacy.

-"Yeaaaaah, you're probably gonna die."

-Man...

-George Karizaki's really feeling it.

-I have a really poor relationship with my own father, but unlike George and Masumi, it is well and truly irreparable for reasons I have absolutely no interest in divulging to you. I want these two stupid, cruel men to make up and reach an understanding.

-Man... Genta's really about to put it all on the line.

-Oh look, it's Hikaru-kun. Epic.

-Yeeeeeeah,

-Zenryoku Zenkai! #HustleVice!

-Bitches be killin' it out there!

-Oh hey, Dai-chan!

-OH THAT'S RIGHT

-That Rex Deadman from the first episode was Hiromi's inner demon! I totally forgot about that!

-So, having no inner demon really DOES make you self-destructively overzealous...

-OHHHHHH SHIT KARIZAKI

-THAT'S HIS SON'S ROCK

-YOOOOOOOOOO

-H-hey, don't just leave Genta there!

-So, could these fights with Jeanne and Aguilera be considered a "date"?

-OHHHH SHIT VAIL

-So, Vail's interest in Genta is looking a lot less like an abuser-turned-stalker and more of one of self-preservation.

-Ohhhhh, he's misty.

-"Uhhhh... yeah, you guys have Sakura here, you got this! Vice and I will be right back, don't worry about it!"

-Ooooooooh, Dad's dyin'!

-Jesus Christ, this is horrifying.

-Hooooooly shit, Ikki smashed it with his bare hands.

-Damn... Ikki's family is truly what cares about more than anything else. Going the extra mile.

-OH SHIT IT'S FLYIN' TO GIFF

-Oh hey, Ptera Remix. Epic, I missed you.

-Oooh shit!

-Ooooooh, it's two magnet-y things!

-I am thou! Thou art I!

-Big Bang! Come On! Giffard Rex!

-LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

-Ouuuuugh, that's a spicy jingle.

-No one can stop us now!

-Let's waste these motherfuckers!

-YEAAAAAAAH

-OOOOOOOOOOOH A WHOLE SQUAD

-Gatakiriba Moment

-Yeah, this is awesome

-Let's stomp this bitch!

-Final Remix!

-Is that a ball? OHHHHH BECAUSE IKKI USED TO BE A SOCCER PLAYER OOOOOOOOUGH MY HEART

-Here it comes! The banger of a finisher!

-3!

-2!

-1!

-Hot damn! That was baller as fuck. ...no pun intended.

-Wait. Did we? Did we win!? We closed the big Giff Hole!

-Oh, of course not, we got several episodes left.

-Kagerou? Are you in there somewhere?

-"Maaaan, you're so serious, are you even our dad at this point."

-Aaaaaaaah, Papa's back!

-...y'know, I have a sneaking suspicion that Junpei Shiranami was always as goofy as Genta. It's just that Vail and Noah somehow shut his whole personality down.

-Uncle Buu-san :)

-If only Dai-chan were here...

-That's our whole stamp sheet! Done and dusted! Man... I'm gonna be really missing our Igarashi fam when Geats comes around.

-Weekend rise up!

-Man... I wonder why the Reiwa era keeps having its secondaries be played so hard. First was Fuwa being pinballed all around on all fronts by MetsubouJinrai, ZAIA, and even Aruto... then was Rintaro spending a whole 10 episodes with a massive inner struggle with an organization he views as his family... and now Dai-chan, slowly going sicko mode without Kagerou there to give him some much needed selfishness.

-I don't expect this thread to be resolved next episode, but I sure hope we see a major change at least.