#OC Ask Blog Incorrect Quotes

[askglassanon]

Incorrect Quotes: Glass Addition

Spare Keys (derogatory)

Glass, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Firestorm: Hey. Comet: Hello. Prism: Hi! Glass: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Serum: We were out of Doritos.

— (Can't think of a funny title)

Glass: Can I be frank with you guys? Firestorm: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Serum: Can I still be Serum? Comet: Shh, let Frank speak.

— Glass if she was mortal

Glass: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Bee: You're like 15 years old Glass: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

— Why is this so accurate?

Glass: Bee... Bee: Oh no, 'Bee' in b-flat. Bee: You're disappointed.

— This is low-key interchangeable

Glass, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Bee: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

—

FFR!Glass: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Comet: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

— Modern nobody dies AU

Glass, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing. Serum: Okay Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink? Glass: Orange soda, please! Serum: I'll have the strawberry soda. Firestorm: Me too, strawberry soda. Glass:

— MND AU Follow up (Oddly in character)

Glass, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Serum: You did WHAT– Firestorm: William Snakepeare

— MND part 3

Glass: I trust Serum. Firestorm: You think they know what they're doing? Glass: I wouldn't go that far.

— Imagine if Glass was ever this bold (Fun fact this Quote was in the Unshipping category)

Glass: I just wanna be called cute 21/7. Firefly: Why no 24/7? Glass: Snack breaks.

— Hehe >:3

Firefly: *holds a gun out to Glass* Glass: I-I don't believe in guns. Firefly: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

—

Bee: Why do you hang out with me? Glass: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! Bee: … Bee: I feel a bit sorry for you.

— If Serum had a childhood

Serum: *watching their house burn down* Serum: Serum: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

— Four am (original prompt mentioned bread but I don't think Serum would like bread)

Pyrite : *Turns on the kitchen light* Serum: *Sitting at the table, eating sardines from the can* Pyrite : It’s four in the morning. Serum: Turn the light back off.

— Donnie would teach Serum to be a little menace

Serum: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING. Serum: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY! Pyrite : I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst. Serum: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*

— Oh my gosh the Celestial AU!?

Celestial!Glass: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Celestial!Raph: Three words. Celestial!Glass: ♡

— Seems about right

Glass: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Glowbug: It’s not a joke. Glowbug: *sniffles* Glowbug: I’m a legit snack

— Serum wouldn't break and enter casually with zero hesitation

Pyrite : Serum, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Pyrite : Now let’s break into this apartment.

— .. Yeah. Given Potion's genuine and general lack of concern for potions safety this is accurate

Serum: Are you sure this is safe? Potion : Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle. Potion : Keep twisting, junior! All you’re gonna get is clicks.

— FIRST TRY!

Comet: Potion , you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break. Potion : DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

— Wasp Glass probably

Bee: You shouldn't be using a straw. Glass: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. Bee: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

—

Glass: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? Firefly : Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. Glass: THE WHO? Firefly : Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?

[uncannyoceanz]

ASK SCP-079 (MY AU!)

ASK THEM ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They will respond in an animation or art!

[ask-the-cutiemark-crusaders]

here’s some incorrect quotes

[askstevella]

Things my husband says 🐾

—Husband!Steve Rogers x Wife!OC

~ god help Stella 😅

Stella: Please tell me you didn’t drag Sam and Bucky into this.

Steve: I didn’t drag Sam and Bucky into this.

*the doorbell rings*

Stella: *cross her arms* Who’s at the door?

Steve: *smirks* I think you know.

———

Steve: What’s does IDK, WDYM and ILY mean?

Stella: I don’t know, what do you mean, I love you.

Steve: I love you too but you’re not gonna be any help, I’ll just ask Sam.

Stella: I-

———

Kendall: *tapping on the table*

Steve: *tapping back*

Stella: Stop that please.

——-

Steve: What would you do if I died today?

Stella: I’d die tomorrow.

Steve: Marry me.

Stella: Already did.

———

Stella: I hate you with every inch of my body right now.

Steve: That’s not a lot of inches.

Stella: I-

———

Sam: *at Stark party* Uhh I think we lost him.

Bucky: No we haven’t. Watch this.

Sam: Huh?

Bucky: *shouts* Your wife is useless piece of sh-!

Steve: *pops out of nowhere* SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHER—

———

Stella: So Steve got drunk last night.

Thor: Oh no.

Stella: And tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.

Steve: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!

———

Steve: Did it hurt?

Stella: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, when I fell from heaven

Steve: No.

Stella: What?

Steve: *smiling* Did it hurt when you fell for me?

—————

Liane: Hey what are you getting Steve for his birthday?

Stella: I am married to Steve and gave him 2 kids, that’s enough presents to last him for a lifetime.

Steve: Hey, you married Captain America, you didn’t do so bad yourself.

————-

Stella and Bucky: *kidnapped by Hydra and HIVE*

Strucker: Soon the Captain and his team will arrive, then will see what true power tastes like

Bucky: Let us go asshole.

Strucker: Not a chance—

HIVE Agent: *hears guns blazing through the halls, grunts and screams of stuff being blown up* Uh sir, who was that?

Bucky: Your fucked.

Stella: *grins*

Steve: *bust the door open as he snarls* Say your last prayers, Strucker!

————

Stella: *looks at him while he’s drawing and mutters* I’d date you.

Steve: *smirks, definitely heard her* What?

Stella: *blinks and half scoffs* I said, I hate you.

Steve: *smiles to himself* I hate you more.

————

Bucky: *drunk on Asgardian liquor* Sam is the hottest person I ever met.

Steve: He is your fiancé.

Bucky: Bullshit. I can’t stand the guy.

Steve: So why did you just say find him hot then?

Bucky: Cause I got eyes, Steve.

————

Steve: *under his breath* I don’t wike it.

Natasha: *gasps*

Steve: Nat don’t—

—————

Stella: *at 3am reading* Wow, some few hours earlier some couple just tried to kill each other in their own home. Can you imagine someone ever snapping like that?

Steve: *trying to fall asleep glaring at her* I can.

—————

Steve: If I dislocated John Walker’s arm, would they arrest me despite being the original Captain America?

Stella: Yes. Yes they could.

———

Steve: I’m dying!

Stella: WHAT?

Steve: -of hunger!

Stella: Oh thank heavens.

~~~~~

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We might need a Steve one soon 🤔 what do we think? Which couple is next? Liane & Ethan? Rose & Finn? Peter & Rei?

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[boiling-potato]

Just a random incorrect quote that reminds me of them :p

Meztli: Girly, I'm confused..

Meztli: Are we fighting or are we flirting??

Trickster: I literally have my hands around your throat

Meztli: That doesn't really answer my fucking question!

I love this so much that I had to draw it!! Hahah!! THIS IS PERFECT FOR THEM!!! thanks for this anon!! ^^👌✨✨

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Meztli belongs @aesopsbaby !

[ask-missparker]

They do best friends like no other🍾 Cole & Mia Incorrect Quotes

Mia: Here's some advice.

Cole: I didn't ask for any, love.

Mia: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

——

Mia: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Cole: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

——

Mia, very angry at him: Go to Hell.

Cole, tearing up: I wish I could.

Mia, tries not to laugh at that: Hehehe!

Cole, glares crying: NOT FUNNY.

—-

Mia: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Cole: Stop romanticizing the past.

—-

Cole: Why you crying?

Mia, sobbing: The Tv froze at the part before Anakin’s shirtless scene.

Cole: NOOOO!

Mia: That’s what i said!

——

Mia, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Cole: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

——

Cole: You’re my best friend, you know that?

Mia: Aww—wait what did you do?

Cole: I ate the last Pop Tart.

Mia: I-

——

Mia: If we’re both still single by 28 let’s get married. What do you say?

Cole, tearing up: I do.

———

Mia: This is such a bad idea.

Cole: Then why are you coming along?

Mia: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Cole: This is why I love you.

——-

Cole: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Mia: That's why I carry two swords duh.

——

Mia, struggling to keep upright in their 3 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Cole, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

~~~

-> Thanks for reading i hope you like it. Keep the chain going with your own incorrect quotes if you like ✨

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[666godsperfectidiot]

Reid: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year.

Penelope.: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh.

Reid: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff.

Penelope.: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that.

Rossi : Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Reid: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant?

Zack: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.

Reid: You will die in 7 days.

Emily: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.

Emily: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?

Zack: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward.

hotch: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.

[yumikattodl]

Yumi : Really nice to eat takoyaki like in the old days...

Yumi : Really nice to eat takoyaki like in the old days....Although now Ayato kun seems different to me Hello this is a drawing of Yumi and ayato I hope you like it everyone probably knows that Yumi was behind the baby with triplets for a long time also yes the scene with ayato

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐺Pl 🐺🐾🐾🐾🐾

Yumi: Naprawdę miło zjesz takoyaki jak za starych czasów...Choć teraz Ayato kun wydaje mi się inny Witaj to rysunek Yumi i ayato mam nadzieję że się podobam każdy wie chyba że Yumi była za dziecka z trojaczkami przez dłuższy czas także tak scena z ayato

[mintythecovensritualist]

Incorrect quotes with tos2 ocs!

(But I used a generator for it and there are some ocs I don't have ask blogs for)

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Sylvie: "Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly."

Scott, under the bed: "Honestly, fuck you."

--

Julia: "I have issues."

Parshy: "Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-"

Julia: "With you."

--

Julia: "I want to be with you for the rest of my life."

Jodie: "Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal."

Julia, getting down on one knee: "That's 'cause it is."

--

Julia, entering the kitchen, seeing all the limes got peeled: "Jodie, I love you but what the h-e-double fuck!"

Jodie, sipping coffee happily: "I love you too :)"

--

Leo: "I think my guardian angel drinks.."

--

Leo: "Guys it's a shooting star, let's make a wish!"

Scott: "I wish for better results."

Parshy: "Nerd."

Scott: "Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Parshy. :)"

Leo: "Scott.."

--

Parshy: "Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth Minty!"

Minty: "You can't expect me to look at you in the eyes and be straight."

[welcome-home-ask-blog]

Incorrect Quotes with Wally, Sally, Barnaby, Eddie, Frank, and my chaotic deer oc Quinn

(@welcomehomeincorrectquotes)

[idv-ask-the-showman]

OCs as silly Tumblr text - Laurence addiction!!

Just wanted to bully Lau for being American-//lol

Character shown are the following from

Rosie-Kitty-Angel:- @idv-artists-trio

Laurence:- @idv-news-boi

Lawrence:- @idv-askchaoticduo

Phineas:- belongs to me lol

Beth:- @ask-idv-baker

Logan:- @idv-ask-the-horatius-siblings

[purpleprincessonfyre]

And now for your entertainment @ethan-lensherr

Shit Me and Ethan say as a Couple!

Feat. @ethan-lensherr with special mention to @ask-missparker, @askstevella and @wizzzardofoz

Ethan: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? *clearly flirting*

Liane: ...*oblivious* Have you never taken a shower before?

💜

Waiter: What would you like?

Ethan: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Liane: *blushes*

Ethan: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

Liane: *sighs lovingly*

💚

Ethan: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Liane: Lilacs, why?

Ethan:

Liane: Were you going to get me flowers?

Ethan:

Liane:

Ethan: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

💜

Ethan: Is something burning?

Liane, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Ethan: Liane, the toaster is literally on fire.

💚

Liane: We both look very hot tonight.

Ethan: You know, if you'd just said that I looked hot, I would have said, "So do you."

Liane: I couldn't take that chance.

Ethan: You are lucky I love you.

💜

Ethan: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Liane: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Ethan, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Stella: *spits out her drink from across the room* WhAt?!

Steve: *snickering*

💚

Ethan: Goodnight to the love of my life, Liane, and fuck the rest of y'all.

Cole: He's still not over me stealing his food, is he?

Mia: Doesn't sound like it.

Liane: *giggling like a teenager*

💜

Ethan, arriving to a Mission Briefing: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Liane, lipstick smudged, dress askew: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

💚

Liane: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Ethan: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

💜

Ethan: Did it hurt when you fell-

Liane: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Ethan: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Liane: ...

Ethan: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

💚

Ethan: You got a date yet Liane?

Liane: No...

Ethan: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

💜

Ethan: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Liane: It was autocorrect.

Ethan: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Liane: Yes.

💚

Ethan: I’m in love with you.

Liane: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Ethan: I know.

Liane: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

💜

Ethan: I like your new pants!

Liane: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Ethan: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Liane: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Ethan: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Liane: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Ethan.

💚

Liane: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Ethan: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Liane: Stop.

💜

Liane: Talk dirty to me~

Ethan: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Liane: Wha-

Ethan: The economy is in shambles.

💚

Ethan: That was so hot, Liane.

Liane: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Ethan: I'm so in love with you.

💜

Ethan: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Liane: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Ethan: That one. I want that one.

💚

Hope you enjoyed!

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@jackiequick @gcthvile @blueboirick @cherrysft @meiramel @missstrawbs2001

[ask-majoko-and-pals]

Incorrect Quotes from the Pals

Galatea: What’s your favorite high school memory?

Hack: LEAVING. F---ING LEAVING!

Dante: Can I ask a dumb question?

Hack: Better than anyone I know.

Dante: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F...

Dante: ...How did I fail being born?

[idv-news-boi]

-> Ask Department is Now in Service!

//“Oh? I’m the one answering questions now? *fixes his sleeves* Alright, bring it on!”✨

//“*sighs* Give me strength for another day, Kami-sama,,,,”🍵

// Blog made for my IDV OC, Laurence Godfrey {The News Reporter}- you’ll often see Akihiko appearing once in a while in the asks too!

Magic anons, any kinds of anons, oc x canon, oc x oc, au crossovers,,, Many other things related to these are allowed! Feel free to be creative~! ;)

You may allow to send memes to tick Akihiko off~! (You’ll receive points from Laurence >;3)

If you also have questions for Akihiko, feel free!

No NSFW, JUST SUGGESTIVE CAN BE THE LIMIT- for the sake of the minor audience,,,, (nwn;;

No racism, xenophobia, bigotery, lgbtq+ hate- Nothing offensive, please!

It’ll take a while for Lau to answer your questions, so have some faith in him! He has a job, too,,,, 😅

Note// Laurence has a 1920s era theme on his design!

Tags//

#reblog// Laurence sneezes

#reblog// Akihiko coughs

#📰// message for others

#📰// events

Other Blogs//

@idv-vale-bois

@idv-artists-trio

Also promoting mun’s writing blog @idv-sunsxin3 for x reader content ;3

Récords//

List of OCs and canons’ birthdays {ongoing}

List of OC askblogs {part 1}

List of OC askblogs {part 2}

List of Ships

// Things to Know!

Voice Intro//

New AI Voice edit thanks to my friend Mandika,,, <333

[askstevella]

Things my wife said over the years 📸

Steve: Why is the coffee maker broken?

Stella: Uhhh…Liane and Ethan had a fight..?

———

Stella: Maybe I went a little overboard…

Steve: MAYBE?!

———

Stella at 3 am: What if we had a daughter named Jasmine? Like the Disney Princess.

Steve, grumbled under his pillow: Go to sleep…

————

Steve: Hey did you see my—

Stella: In the bedroom

Steve: Okay, and my—

Stella: In the living room

Steve: Um, and my—

Stella: Right over there in that chair

Steve: THE HELL?!

——

Steve: Estella, wanna something from the store?

Stella: Am i in trouble?

Steve: What do you mean?

Stella: You never called me ‘Estella’ unless I screwed up BAD!

Steve: I-! I called you Estella a bunch of times.

Stella: Yeah when i screw up!

——

Stella, sitting in the passenger seat: Who the hell did you have in this car?

Steve, chuckling and driving: What you mean?

Stella: Babe who did you have in this car?

Steve: What do you mean?

Stella: Damnnnnn! That mothertrucker smell better than me, shit!

Steve: *burst out laughing*

——

Steve: *sitting on the couch playing on his ipad and looks at her* What’s up with you?

Stella: *huffs laying on the couch* You’ve been home for an half hour and NOT ONCE did you try and cuddle me? Do I smell like shit to you?!

———

[Stella speaking Spanish]

Steve: Ugh I know.

Tony: You know Spanish?

Steve: Not much. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault.”

Tony: Oh damn-

———

Luna: I um, I made this friendship bracelet for you..

Stella: I’m not the biggest jewelry collector as I used to be.

Luna: You don’t have to wear, it’s fine..

Stella: Bullshit! No, I’m gonna wear it forever now. Back off.

——

Stella: Is this your plan B?

Ethan: No, technically this is plan P.

Stella: Plan P? Is there a Plan M that I don’t know about?

Ethan: Yes, and Plan M is that I marry Liane.

Liane: *gasps* I LOVE PLAN M!

Stella: OF COURSE YOU DO!

———

Luna & Roch: CAN WE GET A DOG?!

Stella: *sipping her afternoon soda and pauses* No.

Luna: Why not?

Stella: Because we have Rick.

Roch: Uhm but Rick isn’t a doggie..?

Rick, spinning in circles trying to lick his elbow: I ALMOST GOT IT!

Roch: I see your point.

Luna: *giggles*

——

Stella: *cleaning the floor*

Rick, Liane and Luna: *runs in excited and all chatting, dirtying up the floor*

Stella: Why do I even try?!

———

Petra: *sitting on her couch and opens the door when she hears a knock* Oh hi!

Stella: *her eyes red from crying and feeling all achy* I think I need therapy…

Petra: FUCKInG FINALLY SOMEONE ADDRESSES THIS! I mean…come on in, sweetie.

~~

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I would’ve added more but I can’t think of any! Keep the chain going with other ships hehe 😉

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"Yeeees girl, killed it!" ...right, I'm killing everyone's mood with my pessimisn