#OC Ask Blog Incorrect Quotes

[askglassanon]

Incorrect Quotes: Glass Addition

Spare Keys (derogatory)

Glass, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Firestorm: Hey. Comet: Hello. Prism: Hi! Glass: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Serum: We were out of Doritos.

— (Can't think of a funny title)

Glass: Can I be frank with you guys? Firestorm: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Serum: Can I still be Serum? Comet: Shh, let Frank speak.

— Glass if she was mortal

Glass: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis. Bee: You're like 15 years old Glass: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

— Why is this so accurate?

Glass: Bee... Bee: Oh no, 'Bee' in b-flat. Bee: You're disappointed.

— This is low-key interchangeable

Glass, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Bee: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

—

FFR!Glass: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Comet: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

— Modern nobody dies AU

Glass, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing. Serum: Okay Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink? Glass: Orange soda, please! Serum: I'll have the strawberry soda. Firestorm: Me too, strawberry soda. Glass:

— MND AU Follow up (Oddly in character)

Glass, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Serum: You did WHAT– Firestorm: William Snakepeare

— MND part 3

Glass: I trust Serum. Firestorm: You think they know what they're doing? Glass: I wouldn't go that far.

— Imagine if Glass was ever this bold (Fun fact this Quote was in the Unshipping category)

Glass: I just wanna be called cute 21/7. Firefly: Why no 24/7? Glass: Snack breaks.

— Hehe >:3

Firefly: *holds a gun out to Glass* Glass: I-I don't believe in guns. Firefly: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.

—

Bee: Why do you hang out with me? Glass: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! Bee: … Bee: I feel a bit sorry for you.

— If Serum had a childhood

Serum: *watching their house burn down* Serum: Serum: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.

— Four am (original prompt mentioned bread but I don't think Serum would like bread)

Pyrite : *Turns on the kitchen light* Serum: *Sitting at the table, eating sardines from the can* Pyrite : It’s four in the morning. Serum: Turn the light back off.

— Donnie would teach Serum to be a little menace

Serum: DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT JOKE WAS FUNNY? IT WASNT. NOBODY IS LAUGHING. Serum: *pulls up a graph* THIS IS WHEN YOU TOLD YOUR JOKE, YOU HAVE SINGLE HANDEDLY RUINED COMEDY! IVE ALSO ASKED MANY COMEDY SCHOLARS ON THEIR OPINION OF YOUR JOKE AND THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD TO SAY! Pyrite : I've been researching comedy for the past 20 years, and I have genuinely never seen a joke this bad. We have used quantum physics to look into alternate universes to see every joke made, and yours was still by far the worst. Serum: CONGRATULATIONS! YOUVE SINGLE HANDEDLY CREATED THE WORST JOKE IN HUMAN HISTORY! HERES A MEDAL! *pulls up a horrible ms paint drawn star that says "you need help*

— Oh my gosh the Celestial AU!?

Celestial!Glass: Three words. Say them and I'm yours. Celestial!Raph: Three words. Celestial!Glass: ♡

— Seems about right

Glass: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Glowbug: It’s not a joke. Glowbug: *sniffles* Glowbug: I’m a legit snack

— Serum wouldn't break and enter casually with zero hesitation

Pyrite : Serum, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Pyrite : Now let’s break into this apartment.

— .. Yeah. Given Potion's genuine and general lack of concern for potions safety this is accurate

Serum: Are you sure this is safe? Potion : Safer than Flintstone vitamin gummies in a bottle. Potion : Keep twisting, junior! All you’re gonna get is clicks.

— FIRST TRY!

Comet: Potion , you’ve tried 37 times and you’ve failed every time. Give it a break. Potion : DO I HEAR “FIRST TRY PART 38?”

— Wasp Glass probably

Bee: You shouldn't be using a straw. Glass: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff. Bee: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

—

Glass: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? Firefly : Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. Glass: THE WHO? Firefly : Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?

[purpleprincessonfyre]

Liane Pissing Off Ji-Hoon and Vice Versa 🔥❄

A tale of two frenemies, featuring @calmbeforezero and cameos from @ask-missparker

WARNING: May contain ice puns, snow jokes and general frenemy fuckery. And mild threat.

Ji-Hoon: This stupid game! How do you keep winning?

Liane: Years of practice...no seriously years.

Ji-Hoon: Dammit!

Liane: Hey Ji...

Ji-Hoon: Don't you dare...

Liane: You could always just...Let it Go...

Ji-Hoon: *leaps up* That's it! I will turn that smiling face into an ice sculpture!

Liane: *runs away laughing*

🔥

❄

*Ji-Hoon showing off a potential new suit*

Liane: You look really stupid.

Ji-Hoon: *grumbles* I feel it.

Mia: He doesn't.

Liane: You look like an absolute tool.

Ji-Hoon: Mia will you tell her?

Mia: Stop it, Felton.

Liane: You look like one of The Incredibles..

Ji-Hoon: *sighs*

Liane: Frozone!

Ji-Hoon: Right if you make one more comment about me in these suits, or just about me in general- listen to me! I am taking those shiny Louboutain heels- you hear me, and I will shove them up your ass! Okay?

Liane: *goes silent*

Mia: Yeah it's just a case of tweaking it here, lengthening the sleeve here, we'll do that of course.

Ji-Hoon: Yeah. It's not bad, is it?

Liane: Yeah it isn't actually. *pause* Jack Frost.

Ji-Hoon: Right c'mere!

Liane: *squeals, running away*

❄

🔥

Mia: Dinner's ready. Liane go get Ji-Hoon from his room- oh wait no-

Liane: Too late! *runs to his door* Ji-Hoon? *knocks five times rhythmically* Do you wanna build a Snow- *gets hit in the face with a lot of snow*

Ji-Hoon: *smiles through the door* Now what did you actually come to say?

Liane: *her eyes glow purple through the snow, melting the snow to vapour with her fire* Dinner's ready...

Ji-Hoon: Excellent.

Mia: *from the kitchen* WHY IS THE SMOKE ALARM GOING OFF!?

Ji-Hoon: She started it.

Liane: Ooh you-

🔥

❄

Ji-Hoon: See, the problem is, Liane, you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D.

Liane: I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the fuck you’re playing.

❄

🔥

Liane: We should normalize not loving family members.

Ji-Hoon: You can just say: “I hate my dumb fuck brother” or whatever. Talk like a normal person!

🔥

❄

Ji-Hoon: Are you alright?

Liane: Short answer or long answer?

Ji-Hoon: Short?

Liane: No.

Ji-Hoon: Long?

Liane: Nooooooo.

Ji-Hoon: You skipped therapy again, didn't you?

Liane: I- ugh!

❄

🔥

Ji-Hoon: I think you're still suffering the effects of the party last night.

Liane: All I drank was Redbull!

Ji-Hoon: How many?

Liane: Eighteen.

Ji-Hoon: I will freeze you if I have to.

🔥

❄

*Ji-Hoon and Liane are texting*

Ji-Hoon: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone.

Liane: What did they change my name to?

Ji-Hoon: Chosen One.

Liane: Don’t change it back.

Ji-Hoon: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?!

Liane: I’m the chosen one.

❄

🔥

Ji-Hoon: What the hell is wrong with you?

Liane: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I’m better than everyone else.

Ji-Hoon: Pretty sure that's genetic...

🔥

❄

Liane: Why is it so hard for you to believe me?!

Ji-Hoon: ...

Liane: Oh, right. The lying.

Ji-Hoon: And the incessant teasing, the inflated ego, the...pinkness.

Liane: Alright! Geez, just give me the cold shoulder already.

Ji-Hoon: *glares*

Liane: *beams* You love me really.

❄

🔥

Liane: *venting endlessly to Ji-Hoon about their week*

Ji-Hoon, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

Liane: Are you even listening?

Ji-Hoon, deadpan: Absolutely.

Liane: Okay good. So anyway-

Ji-Hoon: *puts in earphones*

🔥

❄

Liane: *playing Into The Unknown over JARVIS speakers, singing along*

Ji-Hoon: Could you be anymore annoying?

Liane: Yes.

Ji-Hoon: Ask a stupid question...

❄

🔥

Liane: Hey, can you do me a favor?

Ji-Hoon: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.

Liane: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?

Ji-Hoon: Oh, no, I do.

Liane: Well, what is it?

Ji-Hoon: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.

Liane: Dammit!

🔥

❄

Ji-Hoon: I'm going to say this very slowly in the hopes you understand. Felton, you can't do this without supervision.

Liane: I am a responsible adult!

Ji-Hoon: *raises brow*

Liane: I am an adult.

Ji-Hoon: You are a problem.

Liane: I'm your problem. For the next forty-eight hours.

Ji-Hoon: Right.

❄

🔥

Liane: *softly singing Frosty The Snowman*

Ji-Hoon: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Liane: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

Ji-Hoon: No references to Elsa, Jack Frost, Frosty the Snowman, Frozone or The Snow Queen.

Liane: Well, dammit.

🔥

❄

Liane, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.

Ji-Hoon: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Liane: Do you think you're cool when you act all brooding and snarky?

Ji-Hoon: Yes I do.

❄

🔥

Liane, carrying a box: What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day?

Ji-Hoon: …

Ji-Hoon: What’s in the box?

Liane: What woul-

Ji-Hoon: Liane, what’s in the box?

Liane: I think you know.

Ji-Hoon: Felton! You are not a childless cat lady!

Liane: I could be!

🔥

❄

Liane: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Ji-Hoon: Your life?

Liane: I- well yes, but- shut up!

🔥

❄

Ji-Hoon: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Liane: Are you calling me short?

Ji-Hoon: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

Liane: Bite me, Elsa.

Ji-Hoon: Oh you're going down.

❄

🔥

Liane: Good morning!

Ji-Hoon, checking their watch: Barely.

Liane: It's morning somewhere.

🔥

❄

(Liane and Ji-Hoon go undercover)

Ji-Hoon: This is Liane, she's… not my assistant, some other word.

Liane, smirking: I’m his carer.

Ji-Hoon: Yeah, my carer. She cares so I don’t have to.

❄

🔥

Ji-Hoon: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense.

Liane: I’ve got plenty of common sense!

Liane: I just choose to ignore it.

Ji-Hoon: That's the most coherent and honest remark you've ever made.

Liane: Aww thanks! *hugs him*

Ji-Hoon: I hate you.

Liane: I know.

🔥

❄

Hope you enjoyed! And yes the long one is an adapted version of a scene from Britcom Gavin and Stacey.

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[fromtheberrybush]

Oscar : Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Berry: You looked in a mirror?

Oscar : Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful.

-

Berry: Relationships should be 50/50. Kris cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

-

Sigma , on the phone: What’s up, Berry?

Berry: I’m sitting in a pool of blood.

Sigma : …Um, is it YOUR blood?

Berry: I think so.

Sigma : Do you know where the blood’s coming from?

Berry: Probably the stab wound.

Sigma : YOU’VE BEEN STABBED?!

Berry: Oh, yeah, definitely.

-

Berry: Did you have to stab them?

Karma : You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Berry: What did they say?

Karma : "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Berry: That’s fair.

"That last one's a good reason for stab someone. It would be why I got stabbed in the other one, probably"

@justsigma-bsd @currentlyeatingrocks @respiratory-kristem @oscarsgallery

[curio-and-cappuccino-casino-cups]

Curio: *rapid tapping*

King Dice: *response tapping*

Peter: the hell are they doing?

Devil: they do Morse code, don't worry about it *drinking coffee*

King Dice: *aggressively tapping*

Curio: YOU TAKE THAT BACK, BITCH!!!

Curio by me

Peter by @phoneheadedemployee

[uncannyencore]

ASK SCP-079 (MY AU!)

ASK THEM ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They will respond in an animation or art!

[askstevella]

Things my husband says 🐾

—Husband!Steve Rogers x Wife!OC

~ god help Stella 😅

Stella: Please tell me you didn’t drag Sam and Bucky into this.

Steve: I didn’t drag Sam and Bucky into this.

*the doorbell rings*

Stella: *cross her arms* Who’s at the door?

Steve: *smirks* I think you know.

———

Steve: What’s does IDK, WDYM and ILY mean?

Stella: I don’t know, what do you mean, I love you.

Steve: I love you too but you’re not gonna be any help, I’ll just ask Sam.

Stella: I-

———

Kendall: *tapping on the table*

Steve: *tapping back*

Stella: Stop that please.

——-

Steve: What would you do if I died today?

Stella: I’d die tomorrow.

Steve: Marry me.

Stella: Already did.

———

Stella: I hate you with every inch of my body right now.

Steve: That’s not a lot of inches.

Stella: I-

———

Sam: *at Stark party* Uhh I think we lost him.

Bucky: No we haven’t. Watch this.

Sam: Huh?

Bucky: *shouts* Your wife is useless piece of sh-!

Steve: *pops out of nowhere* SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHER—

———

Stella: So Steve got drunk last night.

Thor: Oh no.

Stella: And tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.

Steve: Good luck trying to return me without the receipt!

———

Steve: Did it hurt?

Stella: *rolls eyes* Let me guess, when I fell from heaven

Steve: No.

Stella: What?

Steve: *smiling* Did it hurt when you fell for me?

—————

Liane: Hey what are you getting Steve for his birthday?

Stella: I am married to Steve and gave him 2 kids, that’s enough presents to last him for a lifetime.

Steve: Hey, you married Captain America, you didn’t do so bad yourself.

————-

Stella and Bucky: *kidnapped by Hydra and HIVE*

Strucker: Soon the Captain and his team will arrive, then will see what true power tastes like

Bucky: Let us go asshole.

Strucker: Not a chance—

HIVE Agent: *hears guns blazing through the halls, grunts and screams of stuff being blown up* Uh sir, who was that?

Bucky: Your fucked.

Stella: *grins*

Steve: *bust the door open as he snarls* Say your last prayers, Strucker!

————

Stella: *looks at him while he’s drawing and mutters* I’d date you.

Steve: *smirks, definitely heard her* What?

Stella: *blinks and half scoffs* I said, I hate you.

Steve: *smiles to himself* I hate you more.

————

Bucky: *drunk on Asgardian liquor* Sam is the hottest person I ever met.

Steve: He is your fiancé.

Bucky: Bullshit. I can’t stand the guy.

Steve: So why did you just say find him hot then?

Bucky: Cause I got eyes, Steve.

————

Steve: *under his breath* I don’t wike it.

Natasha: *gasps*

Steve: Nat don’t—

—————

Stella: *at 3am reading* Wow, some few hours earlier some couple just tried to kill each other in their own home. Can you imagine someone ever snapping like that?

Steve: *trying to fall asleep glaring at her* I can.

—————

Steve: If I dislocated John Walker’s arm, would they arrest me despite being the original Captain America?

Stella: Yes. Yes they could.

———

Steve: I’m dying!

Stella: WHAT?

Steve: -of hunger!

Stella: Oh thank heavens.

~~~~~

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We might need a Steve one soon 🤔 what do we think? Which couple is next? Liane & Ethan? Rose & Finn? Peter & Rei?

Please like, comment and share 🫶🏼

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[ask-the-cutiemark-crusaders]

here’s some incorrect quotes

[boiling-potato]

Just a random incorrect quote that reminds me of them :p

Meztli: Girly, I'm confused..

Meztli: Are we fighting or are we flirting??

Trickster: I literally have my hands around your throat

Meztli: That doesn't really answer my fucking question!

I love this so much that I had to draw it!! Hahah!! THIS IS PERFECT FOR THEM!!! thanks for this anon!! ^^👌✨✨

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Meztli belongs @aesopsbaby !

[mintythecovensritualist]

Incorrect quotes with tos2 ocs!

(But I used a generator for it and there are some ocs I don't have ask blogs for)

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Sylvie: "Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly."

Scott, under the bed: "Honestly, fuck you."

--

Julia: "I have issues."

Parshy: "Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-"

Julia: "With you."

--

Julia: "I want to be with you for the rest of my life."

Jodie: "Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal."

Julia, getting down on one knee: "That's 'cause it is."

--

Julia, entering the kitchen, seeing all the limes got peeled: "Jodie, I love you but what the h-e-double fuck!"

Jodie, sipping coffee happily: "I love you too :)"

--

Leo: "I think my guardian angel drinks.."

--

Leo: "Guys it's a shooting star, let's make a wish!"

Scott: "I wish for better results."

Parshy: "Nerd."

Scott: "Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Parshy. :)"

Leo: "Scott.."

--

Parshy: "Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth Minty!"

Minty: "You can't expect me to look at you in the eyes and be straight."

[ask-missparker]

They do best friends like no other🍾 Cole & Mia Incorrect Quotes

Mia: Here's some advice.

Cole: I didn't ask for any, love.

Mia: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me.

——

Mia: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.

Cole: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.

——

Mia, very angry at him: Go to Hell.

Cole, tearing up: I wish I could.

Mia, tries not to laugh at that: Hehehe!

Cole, glares crying: NOT FUNNY.

—-

Mia: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?

Cole: Stop romanticizing the past.

—-

Cole: Why you crying?

Mia, sobbing: The Tv froze at the part before Anakin’s shirtless scene.

Cole: NOOOO!

Mia: That’s what i said!

——

Mia, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Cole: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

——

Cole: You’re my best friend, you know that?

Mia: Aww—wait what did you do?

Cole: I ate the last Pop Tart.

Mia: I-

——

Mia: If we’re both still single by 28 let’s get married. What do you say?

Cole, tearing up: I do.

———

Mia: This is such a bad idea.

Cole: Then why are you coming along?

Mia: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Cole: This is why I love you.

——-

Cole: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Mia: That's why I carry two swords duh.

——

Mia, struggling to keep upright in their 3 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Cole, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

~~~

-> Thanks for reading i hope you like it. Keep the chain going with your own incorrect quotes if you like ✨

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[psychic-psi]

Reid: Doctor = $140,000 a year, Furry artist on patreon = $160,000 a year.

Penelope.: I think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh.

Reid: Sorry for the inaccuracies Doctor Yiff.

Penelope.: No matter how I respond I don’t look well, well played. I walked into that.

Rossi : Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Reid: Did you legitimately just tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in an university to give you a lung transplant?

Zack: Doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them.

Reid: You will die in 7 days.

Emily: It took doctors 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking it for attention while a furry artist I knew said “Sounds like Crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right.

Emily: Besides I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I?

Zack: You could if you weren’t a fucking coward.

hotch: This was like 50 consecutive punches to the face, what the fuck went on here.

[yumikattodl]

Yumi : Really nice to eat takoyaki like in the old days...

Yumi : Really nice to eat takoyaki like in the old days....Although now Ayato kun seems different to me Hello this is a drawing of Yumi and ayato I hope you like it everyone probably knows that Yumi was behind the baby with triplets for a long time also yes the scene with ayato

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐺Pl 🐺🐾🐾🐾🐾

Yumi: Naprawdę miło zjesz takoyaki jak za starych czasów...Choć teraz Ayato kun wydaje mi się inny Witaj to rysunek Yumi i ayato mam nadzieję że się podobam każdy wie chyba że Yumi była za dziecka z trojaczkami przez dłuższy czas także tak scena z ayato

[welcome-home-ask-blog]

Incorrect Quotes with Wally, Sally, Barnaby, Eddie, Frank, and my chaotic deer oc Quinn

(@welcomehomeincorrectquotes)

[idv-ask-the-showman]

OCs as silly Tumblr text - Laurence addiction!!

Just wanted to bully Lau for being American-//lol

Character shown are the following from

Rosie-Kitty-Angel:- @idv-artists-trio

Laurence:- @idv-news-boi

Lawrence:- @idv-askchaoticduo

Phineas:- belongs to me lol

Beth:- @ask-idv-baker

Logan:- @idv-ask-the-horatius-siblings

[purpleprincessonfyre]

And now for your entertainment @ethan-lensherr

Shit Me and Ethan say as a Couple!

Feat. @ethan-lensherr with special mention to @ask-missparker, @askstevella and @wizzzardofoz

Ethan: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? *clearly flirting*

Liane: ...*oblivious* Have you never taken a shower before?

💜

Waiter: What would you like?

Ethan: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Liane: *blushes*

Ethan: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!

Liane: *sighs lovingly*

💚

Ethan: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Liane: Lilacs, why?

Ethan:

Liane: Were you going to get me flowers?

Ethan:

Liane:

Ethan: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

💜

Ethan: Is something burning?

Liane, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Ethan: Liane, the toaster is literally on fire.

💚

Liane: We both look very hot tonight.

Ethan: You know, if you'd just said that I looked hot, I would have said, "So do you."

Liane: I couldn't take that chance.

Ethan: You are lucky I love you.

💜

Ethan: I want to be with you for the rest of my life.

Liane: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal.

Ethan, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

Stella: *spits out her drink from across the room* WhAt?!

Steve: *snickering*

💚

Ethan: Goodnight to the love of my life, Liane, and fuck the rest of y'all.

Cole: He's still not over me stealing his food, is he?

Mia: Doesn't sound like it.

Liane: *giggling like a teenager*

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Ethan, arriving to a Mission Briefing: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Liane, lipstick smudged, dress askew: Hi, I’m ‘things’.

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Liane: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Ethan: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Ethan: Did it hurt when you fell-

Liane: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Ethan: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Liane: ...

Ethan: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

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Ethan: You got a date yet Liane?

Liane: No...

Ethan: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

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Ethan: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Liane: It was autocorrect.

Ethan: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Liane: Yes.

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Ethan: I’m in love with you.

Liane: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Ethan: I know.

Liane: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Ethan: I like your new pants!

Liane: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Ethan: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*

Liane: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Ethan: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Liane: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Ethan.

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Liane: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Ethan: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Liane: Stop.

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Liane: Talk dirty to me~

Ethan: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Liane: Wha-

Ethan: The economy is in shambles.

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Ethan: That was so hot, Liane.

Liane: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Ethan: I'm so in love with you.

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Ethan: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Liane: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Ethan: That one. I want that one.

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Incorrect Quotes from the Pals

Galatea: What’s your favorite high school memory?

Hack: LEAVING. F---ING LEAVING!

Dante: Can I ask a dumb question?

Hack: Better than anyone I know.

Dante: I can’t believe my birth certificate says F...

Dante: ...How did I fail being born?