#diabolik lovers incorrect quotes

[bubblespalace]

Reiji: I made tea.

Me: I don't want tea.

Reiji: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Me: Then why are you telling me?

Reiji: It's a conversation starter.

Me: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Reiji: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

[nosakaya]

Yuma headcanons

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-Yuma like to put different things in your mouth cucumbers tomatoes etc.

-Yuma will take you to the garden to help him - Yuma, won't show it but if I do something good for you it will blush when you thank me but won't tell you but will only comment " You stupid sow ".

- Yuma, can hit you and more than once when he gets angry so it is best to be careful around him.

- Yuma, is brutal so he will treat you objectively at first.

- Yuma will be jealous of other guys.- Yuma, will mark that you are his will leave a lot of marks with his fangs.

- Yuma likes to brag about what is his.- Yuma,will show other guys that you are his and only his.

- He will chase you, to work with him in the garden and if you don't know anything he will teach you.

- When you get to know him better he will show you his charming side.

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•Yuma lubić ci wkładać różne rzeczy do ust ogórki pomidory itp

•Yuma zabierze cię do ogródka byś mu pomagał

• Yuma, tego nie pokaże ale jeśli zrobić coś dobrego dla ciebie to się zarumieni gdy mi podziękujesz ale ci tego nie powie tylko skomentuje " Ty głupia sow ".

• Yuma, może cię uderzyć i to nie jeden raz gdy się zdenerwuje więc najlepiej być przy nim ostrożnym.

• Yuma, jest brutalny więc będzie na początku traktować cię przedmiotowo.

• Yuma będzie zazdrosny o innych facetów.• Yuma, zaznaczy że jesteś jego zostawi dużo znaków jego kłów.

• Yuma lubi chwalić się tym co jest jego.

• Yuma,pokaże innym facetom że jesteś jego i tylko jego.

• Zagoni cię, do pracy z nim w ogrodzie a jak nie będziesz nic umiał nauczy cię.

• Gdy go lepiej poznasz pokaże ci swoją uroczą strone.

[keonamariearelis]

Kanato: what did I do wrong?

Y/n: nothing, calm down..

Kanato: No! Why are you leaving me if I didn’t do anything wrong? I don't understand I thought you liked me!

[diabolik-lovers-things]

Kanato: I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU GUYS AGAIN

Kanato five minutes later: Reiji where are my sweets

[yumikattodl]

Yumi : Really nice to eat takoyaki like in the old days...

Yumi : Really nice to eat takoyaki like in the old days....Although now Ayato kun seems different to me Hello this is a drawing of Yumi and ayato I hope you like it everyone probably knows that Yumi was behind the baby with triplets for a long time also yes the scene with ayato

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Yumi: Naprawdę miło zjesz takoyaki jak za starych czasów...Choć teraz Ayato kun wydaje mi się inny Witaj to rysunek Yumi i ayato mam nadzieję że się podobam każdy wie chyba że Yumi była za dziecka z trojaczkami przez dłuższy czas także tak scena z ayato

[sakamaki--subaru]

My Horoscope Reading....

[Your day will be filled with love with your partner. Love has never been this much sweeter before]

Me: Means Subaru will shower me with love today >.< Su~ba~ru-

*meanwhile him sitting with the scariest and angriest face possible, glaring at Ayato*

Me: Nevermind .....(ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

*also him at night, tracing sleeping Sale san's arm gently*

Subaru: Wonder why she has been so jumpy all day? I wanted to take her to the lake and just lay me head on her lap and look at her eyes-.......

Conclusion: Horoscope indeed came true~

[thepersonwithflowers]

Mariyui in nutshell

[bubblespalace]

Laito: Why do you treat us like we're 5 year olds?

Reiji, exasperated: WHY?!?

Reiji: *points at Ayato* YOU BURNED WATER THE LAST TIME YOU TRIED TO BOIL PASTA

Reiji: *points at Kanato* YOU THROW TEMPER TANTRUMS AT THE DROP OF A HAT

Reiji: *points at Laito* AND YOU WERE DUMPED INTO THE DEMON WORLD AND IMMEDIATELY SNUCK OFF INTO A DARK CAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL YOU JUST MET

Reiji: AND YOU ASK ME WHY?!?

[keonamariearelis]

Subaru: Why is Kou sitting on your lap?

Laito: why are you sitting on my lap, Kou?

Kou: Because I'm tired

Laito: because he's tired.

[krispycreamcake]

Incorrect quotes with the Sakamakis

Ayato- So many fucking people hate me for really no reason and it really made me realize that people only hate people that they're jealous of

Laito- Do you think people who hate Osama Bin Laden are jealous of him?

[yumikattodl]

Hey,here is one of the first meetings between Yumi ( Aviri) and Kou

Hey,here is one of the first meetings between Yumi ( Aviri) and Kou when she arrives at the mansion and gets flowers from Kou which ends badly of course but,this is one of their first meetings

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐺Yumi belongs to me🐺🐾🐾🐾🐾

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Hej,oto jedno z pierwszych spotkań Yumi ( Aviri) Z Kou gdy przybyła do rezydencji i dostaje kwiaty od Kou co kończy się oczywiście źle ale,to jedno z ich pierwszy spotkań

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐺Yumi należy do mnie 🐺🐾🐾🐾🐾

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[fangsforiris]

Reiji: I’m tired of you.

Shū: Then go take a nap.

[jazzystudios82]

Diabolik Lovers as Brooklyn 99 Quotes

The crossover literally no one asked for but I delivered anyway.

*Azusa helping Yui with self defense for their battle with the Tsukinami brothers*

Azusa: "Ok, here are the ground rules. You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair. I am a-ok with being stabbed. Biting and scratching are on the table. You can use fire."

Yui: "These are the ground rules? Is there anything off limits?"

Azusa: "Damn, girl. You got something really sick you wanna do, huh? Oh, you little pervert. All right, I like it. Don't tell me. Surprise me. Ooh, this is gonna be fun!"

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*Carla talking about getting their vengeance for the Founders*

Shin: "Great, who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. But, that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick."

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*Subaru literally everyday while at school*

Subaru: "A place where everybody knows your name is Hell. You are describing Hell."

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*Laito to Ayato when he went up against Richter in a sword fight by himself*

Laito: "You could have died, man."

Ayato: "It's not that bad. The doctor said all of my bleeding was internal-that's where the blood is supposed to be!"

Laito: 😟

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*Subaru's self confidence levels*

Subaru: ""Be myself", what kind of garbage is that?"

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*Laito when Ayato and Yui decided to babysit some of the neighborhood kids*

Laito: "Are you two sure you should be babysitting? You seemed real freaked out when you called me last night."

Yui: "Yes, but then we figured out how to be good parents: TV and cake."

Ayato: "TV and cake were my parents."

*Ayato laughs until he starts to look sad*

Yui: "It's ok." *pats him on the back*

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*Ayato remembering his childhood*

Ayato: "Alright, I'm gonna go cry in the bathroom. Peace out homies!"

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*Literally all of the Sakamakis*

Any one of them: "Oh yeah, the guy without a mommy is the one with "mommy issues". Explain that logic."

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*Kou when he first started his music career*

Kou: "I was just thinking about how I'd make the perfect idol based upon my skill set, dance ability, and blood lust."

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Kou: "Would you tell the sky to stop being so blue?"

Ruki: "Yes. I wish it were tan."

Kou: "What?"

Ruki: "It's my favorite color. It's no nonsense."

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Kou: "Oh my god. I think I just figured something out."

Subaru: "Aren't you forgetting a little something?"

Kou: *hesitantly leans in and kisses Subaru on the cheek and runs away*

Subaru (flustered as hell): "NO! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?"

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*Kou during an interview*

Kou: "All young men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried during the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me."

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*Kino with the Sakamakis*

Kino: "How long did it take for you guys to start liking me?"

Ayato: "Couple weeks."

Laito: "Six months."

Subaru: "Jury's still out."

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Yui: "If I run and leap at Subaru, I know for certain that he will catch me in his arms."

*Yui runs full speed at Subaru*

Subaru: "NO! I'm holding coffee!"

Subaru: "Proceeds to drop his mug of coffee to catch Yui*

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*The Sakamakis, Yui, and Mukamis talking about preparing for their battle against the Tsukinamis that we never got to see because S3 of the anime was never made*

Ayato: "Hey Reiji, did you see me practicing with Pancake about our self defense techniques?"

Reiji: "I did, excellent work."

Ayato: "Great. Thanks dad."

*Literally everyone stops what they're doing and stares*

Ayato (confused): "Why's everyone staring at me?"

Shu: "You just called Reiji "dad". You said "thanks dad"."

Ayato: "What? No I didn't, I said "thanks man"."

Reiji: "Do you see me as a father figure, Ayato?"

Ayato: "No! If anything I see you as a "bother figure" because you're always bothering me."

Laito: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"

Ayato: "I didn't call him dad!"

Reiji: "No no, Ayato, I take it as a compliment."

Kanato: "Yeah. I called Yui "mom" once and she's just our food."

Ayato: "Guys! Jump on that! Kanato has psychological issues!"

Subaru: "Old news. But you calling Reiji "daddy"-"

Ayato: "Hey! "Daddy" is not on the table."

Kou: "But you did call him "dad" dude."

Ayato: "You shut up, you've done nothing but lie when you got here."

Kou: "Ok, I lied about (so and so), but the "dad" thing? That happened."

Ayato: "Aha! He admitted that he lied about (so and so). It was a trap, all apart of my crazy, devious plan."

Reiji: "I believe you. . . ."

Ayato: "Thank you."

Reiji: ". . . .son."

Ayato: 😐

Reiji: "Do you want to talk about it, over a game of catch?"

Ayato: ". . . .I'd like that."

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I also feel like the gif above works for Ayato with Karlheinz.

[diabolik-lovers-things]

Yui and Shu: We're getting married!

Reiji: Please don't share your personal problems with everyone.

[unicornblossom13]

Yui: Fine, I admit it, I still can’t swim. I never took those lessons at the community pool.

Kou: Yui, you promised!

Yui: They wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds, they can be so cruel when they sense weakness.

Yuma: That’s why, on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.

Ruki: Yuma, that’s prison.

Yuma: Only if you let it be.

[bubblespalace]

Yui: Anyone d- Subaru: Depressed? Laito: Drained? Ayato: Dumb? Kanato: Disliked? Yui: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...