#diabolik lovers incorrect quotes

[bubblespalace]

Reiji: I made tea.

Me: I don't want tea.

Reiji: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Me: Then why are you telling me?

Reiji: It's a conversation starter.

Me: That's a lousy conversation starter.

Reiji: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

[nosakaya]

Yuma headcanons

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-Yuma like to put different things in your mouth cucumbers tomatoes etc.

-Yuma will take you to the garden to help him - Yuma, won't show it but if I do something good for you it will blush when you thank me but won't tell you but will only comment " You stupid sow ".

- Yuma, can hit you and more than once when he gets angry so it is best to be careful around him.

- Yuma, is brutal so he will treat you objectively at first.

- Yuma will be jealous of other guys.- Yuma, will mark that you are his will leave a lot of marks with his fangs.

- Yuma likes to brag about what is his.- Yuma,will show other guys that you are his and only his.

- He will chase you, to work with him in the garden and if you don't know anything he will teach you.

- When you get to know him better he will show you his charming side.

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•Yuma lubić ci wkładać różne rzeczy do ust ogórki pomidory itp

•Yuma zabierze cię do ogródka byś mu pomagał

• Yuma, tego nie pokaże ale jeśli zrobić coś dobrego dla ciebie to się zarumieni gdy mi podziękujesz ale ci tego nie powie tylko skomentuje " Ty głupia sow ".

• Yuma, może cię uderzyć i to nie jeden raz gdy się zdenerwuje więc najlepiej być przy nim ostrożnym.

• Yuma, jest brutalny więc będzie na początku traktować cię przedmiotowo.

• Yuma będzie zazdrosny o innych facetów.• Yuma, zaznaczy że jesteś jego zostawi dużo znaków jego kłów.

• Yuma lubi chwalić się tym co jest jego.

• Yuma,pokaże innym facetom że jesteś jego i tylko jego.

• Zagoni cię, do pracy z nim w ogrodzie a jak nie będziesz nic umiał nauczy cię.

• Gdy go lepiej poznasz pokaże ci swoją uroczą strone.

[keonamariearelis]

Kanato: what did I do wrong?

Y/n: nothing, calm down..

Kanato: No! Why are you leaving me if I didn’t do anything wrong? I don't understand I thought you liked me!

[diabolik-lovers-things]

Kanato: I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU GUYS AGAIN

Kanato five minutes later: Reiji where are my sweets

[yumikattodl]

Yumi : Really nice to eat takoyaki like in the old days...

Yumi : Really nice to eat takoyaki like in the old days....Although now Ayato kun seems different to me Hello this is a drawing of Yumi and ayato I hope you like it everyone probably knows that Yumi was behind the baby with triplets for a long time also yes the scene with ayato

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Yumi: Naprawdę miło zjesz takoyaki jak za starych czasów...Choć teraz Ayato kun wydaje mi się inny Witaj to rysunek Yumi i ayato mam nadzieję że się podobam każdy wie chyba że Yumi była za dziecka z trojaczkami przez dłuższy czas także tak scena z ayato

[sakamaki--subaru]

My Horoscope Reading....

[Your day will be filled with love with your partner. Love has never been this much sweeter before]

Me: Means Subaru will shower me with love today >.< Su~ba~ru-

*meanwhile him sitting with the scariest and angriest face possible, glaring at Ayato*

Me: Nevermind .....(ㅠ﹏ㅠ)

*also him at night, tracing sleeping Sale san's arm gently*

Subaru: Wonder why she has been so jumpy all day? I wanted to take her to the lake and just lay me head on her lap and look at her eyes-.......

Conclusion: Horoscope indeed came true~

[krispycreamcake]

Incorrect quotes with the Sakamakis

Ayato- So many fucking people hate me for really no reason and it really made me realize that people only hate people that they're jealous of

Laito- Do you think people who hate Osama Bin Laden are jealous of him?

[bubblespalace]

Laito: Why do you treat us like we're 5 year olds?

Reiji, exasperated: WHY?!?

Reiji: *points at Ayato* YOU BURNED WATER THE LAST TIME YOU TRIED TO BOIL PASTA

Reiji: *points at Kanato* YOU THROW TEMPER TANTRUMS AT THE DROP OF A HAT

Reiji: *points at Laito* AND YOU WERE DUMPED INTO THE DEMON WORLD AND IMMEDIATELY SNUCK OFF INTO A DARK CAVE TO HAVE SEX WITH A GIRL YOU JUST MET

Reiji: AND YOU ASK ME WHY?!?

[dialalagirl]

yui: I hate you! subaru: I hate me more yui: yui: ...babe, we talked about this

[keonamariearelis]

Subaru: Why is Kou sitting on your lap?

Laito: why are you sitting on my lap, Kou?

Kou: Because I'm tired

Laito: because he's tired.

[fangsforiris]

Reiji: I’m tired of you.

Shū: Then go take a nap.

[yumikattodl]

Hey,here is one of the first meetings between Yumi ( Aviri) and Kou

Hey,here is one of the first meetings between Yumi ( Aviri) and Kou when she arrives at the mansion and gets flowers from Kou which ends badly of course but,this is one of their first meetings

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐺Yumi belongs to me🐺🐾🐾🐾🐾

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Hej,oto jedno z pierwszych spotkań Yumi ( Aviri) Z Kou gdy przybyła do rezydencji i dostaje kwiaty od Kou co kończy się oczywiście źle ale,to jedno z ich pierwszy spotkań

🐾🐾🐾🐾🐺Yumi należy do mnie 🐺🐾🐾🐾🐾

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[diabolik-lovers-things]

Yui and Shu: We're getting married!

Reiji: Please don't share your personal problems with everyone.

[unicornblossom13]

Yui: Fine, I admit it, I still can’t swim. I never took those lessons at the community pool.

Kou: Yui, you promised!

Yui: They wanted to put me in the beginners class with the little kids! I can’t be swimming around with a bunch of five year olds, they can be so cruel when they sense weakness.

Yuma: That’s why, on the first day, you have to beat up the biggest one in the yard.

Ruki: Yuma, that’s prison.

Yuma: Only if you let it be.

[shuyui-nether]

♡♡♡♡♡♡ I’m afraid to love you. I’m afraid that you’ll leave and that I’ll go back to being alone again. Only it will be a hundred times worse because I’ll know what I’m missing. …I want to be able to love you more than I fear losing you, and I don’t know how. Teach me… Please teach me. Don’t let me destroy this. ♡♡♡♡♡♡

Mia Sheridan, Archer’s Voice (via wordsnquotes)

[equinox-86]

Kanato: Surgery is just stabbing someone back to life.

Noctis: Please never become a surgeon.