#O SHIT

[olibavee]

MONDAY HEAVEN NOW

[nemo-draco]

Rewatching the Dead Cells trailers...and happened to pause at the perfect moment XD

[honktraband01]

ehehehehehehee

[wanderincrim]

me: zoning out listening to the click

the click: mentions fallout 76

me: 👀👀👀

[cephalopodsquad]

WAS THAT A FUCKING CROSS RHODES?!

[thegodwhocums]

👀 👀 👀

[rodeoblitz]

"What's your childhood trauma?" ((She says not knowing the can of pain she's about to open))

"....OHOHOHO! YOU DON'T WANT TO EVEN GO THERE, MISSY! WE WOULD BE HERE FOR A WEEK!" Blitz snapped at her, his arms waving everywhere.

[thelasttime]

i think it’s also so meaningful that aaron dessner came tonight and played such an emotional song with her - he’s really one of her greatest supporters and closest friends

[liliallowed]

@nepherium

👁️👁️

[eggs-can-draw]

komaeda anon: shuichi being an easy bake oven baby getting three dna means he has three times the heart to love im right and he loves everyone

you are bestie you really are fr fr fr

[pxlwy]

can’t spell ‘sisyphean’ without ‘sissy’

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Reading fetish erotica with absolutely pristine and morally upright consent and neat and tidy safer sex practices is like watching a Fast and Furious movie where they stop at every stop sign and signal for every lane change and always obey the speed limit.

[orchidvioletindigo]

@zaphodkilledthespeedforce

Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.

And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.

A website of tiny ceramic frogs.

Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.

I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.

“This is your website?” I asked finally.

“Yep!”

“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.

“Yep!”

“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”

“I made those too,” he says, beaming. 

And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.

“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”

It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team. 

And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.

[fantastic-mr-corvid]

part of me is incredibly tempted to just go fuck it and without getting asks, list why various ocs of mine are problematic but also i thought about Cecio for five seconds and that list is so long i need someone to ask to motivate me [tbh w most of my ocs the list gets split between not perfect representation, not being perfect victims and then actual warcrimes and/or violent crimes]

[cozylittleartblog]

not that we didn't already Know belos was full of shit, but it's even funnier knowing the titan was still alive the whole time and probably judging him