#Now Look

[luvrxbunny]

i think Miguel would get turned on by little things. like little details that someone would normally overlook or have no reaction to

so what made me think of this is specifically when girls say to guys that they’re gonna like— “fuck the life outta him” because technically it’s the guy doing the fucking but i think the tiny bit of role reversal would haunt his mind. he’s distracted for the rest of the day. his boner that he acquired when you said that never goes away

also if omg— i think this is just gonna turn into Miguel secretly wanting to be dominated (or just generally wanting to be treated how he treats others in a relationship) so hold on tight

if you’re passing him in the kitchen or something and— AHAHAAAA okay wait

so Miguel is chopping something in the kitchen but you need to get past him for the fridge or something. so he’s chop chop chopping and you scoot by, resting your hands on his hips to lean him forward a bit with a small “sorry, baby.” as you scooch by. you’d just hear his chopping stop and he’s getting hard already. you have about 30mins before he’s fed up and comes to u begging.

AND IF U DEFEND HIM??? omg he loses his shit. like falling into subspace no matter where u guys are— maybe not fully under but man is slipping.

let’s say you’re at a bar w Miguel and you go to the bathroom for two seconds. a girl approaches him all like “wanna buy me a drink, handsome?” and he’s like “oh! i’m flattered but i have a girlfriend!! so…” she’s like scoff scoff!! “she doesn’t need to know” wink wink and that irks him. it’s rude to his character and it’s rude to u. “i would never do that to her” he’s done w the convo so he turns back to the tv behind the bar, opting to watch whatever is happening there rather than the bitch beside him. but she’s still yapping! “what?? babe.. this is a once in a lifetime opportunity for u!! u can’t bend your rules just a little? *batting her ugly lashes* for me..?”

he just straight up rolls his eyes at her. she looks nothing like you so— “you are far from what i’d consider beautiful” he doesn’t even turn to her as he says it— he’s done w the conversation! but this bitch starts throwing a fit. “you’re a piece of shit loser okay?? you don’t know shit about beauty!! have u looked in the mirror honey?? looking like a fucking meatball is not in style alright?? i was doing you a fucking—“ she’s going on and on. some of her comments are starting to actually hurt Miguel’s feelings a bit (w his body issues and all) he’s about to just get up and wait by the girls bathroom for you but he’s scared to be seen as a creep. he feels dread sleeping in. he doesn’t know how long he’ll have to endure this before you come back and you both can just leave. “you’re an ugly 👏🏻 mother 👏🏻 fuck👏🏻er okay sweetheart?? you—“

“i’m sorry. did you call my boyfriend sweetheart?” relief floods through him at the sound of your voice. his head whips to see you, you have a playful smile on your face— but he knows the anger hidden behind it. it sends a little shock of excitement through his body. the woman’s eyes are wide as she stares at you, like she didn’t believe him when he said he had a girlfriend. “i— sis, listen”

you cut her off “i’m definitely not your sister. go on.” she pauses for a bit— shocked at your coldness before continuing. “girl to girl. you can do so much better, okay? your man— although “loyal” he is—“ you cut her off with a genuine laugh at he way she put quotations around the word ‘loyal’. “baby? finish your drink, okay? we’re leaving soon.” you look right past the girl, barely acknowledging her presence. Miguel nods frantically and downs the rest of his beer as you turn back to the girl.

“look. he’s my boyfriend. my man. i don’t care what you have to say. i don’t care what you say he did but i bet you i can guess the entire scenario” you have a confident, almost smug look on your face that has a fire burning in Miguel’s stomach. “you.” you pause to look her up and down with a weakly suppressed laugh. “tried to get at him… and then threw a hissy fit when he rejected you.. right?” she’s obviously embarrassed, staring at her shoes with an angry look. “well he said that i was ugly.”

you’re grabbing your purse from the chair behind her as she whispers that last part. you can barely make out what it says but you’re not even surprised. “and?” is all you say before walking out with Miguel.

in the cab he’s silent, worried that you’re upset until you speak up. “sorry if i was a hit mean back there.” you laugh a bit embarrassed. you go on to say that you know you shouldn’t have been rude, that people should spread positivity and more but he has to cut you off

“that was so hot, baby.” you take in his obviously disheveled, incredibly aroused state and give him a smirk. “yeah?”

you end up jerking him off in the back of the uber 🤪

he’s super whiny, whimpering, and will not stop begging for more

when u guys get married he gets really into choking u cus it shows off his wedding band

omf you’d do something nice for him while he’s sick— like make him soup or something and he’ll get hard

“you- you made this.. for me?” you’re baffled. “yes..? Miguel you’re sick remember? oh god this is way worse than i thought… do you know where you are, baby?” he laughs. “i know where i am! i just— that’s so- that’s so sweet, baby.” you shake your head and give him a spoonful, feeding him like he’s a baby. you’re focused on his mouth, subconsciously making silly faces as you pour the soup into his mouth. he’s watching you the whole time.

after that spoonful you go for another but he takes the bowl and places it on the nightstand. “wha— you don’t like it?” he smiles and shakes his head at your immediate doubt. “i love it, baby” is all he says as he pulls you into his lap, pressing his dick into you and begging you to ride him for all he’s worth

[choices-binglebonkus]

If there’s one thing about Choices that’s remained consistently good over the years, it’s the music.

[kamisadopteddaughter]

To whoever begged for Dominik to stay heel because it'd "bENeFit HiM" just know I'm praying on your downfall. If something bad happens to you just know IT WAS ME

[wolfytae-exe]

me cause yall fuckasses started unstanning and doubting my man soobin.

now he’s proven innocent, cry about it bitches.

[miralines]

So One Thousand and Three has over 100,000 words now, which is. wild. have some low-effort humblebrag memes about it

[therandomcreechur]

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[sapphic-squid]

So I posted a poll last month about who people think would be the final girl of the show. And aside from the silly ‘no one’ option Lottie and Shauna were the top contenders. Which I could DEFINITELY see and agree with. But it’s making me think of the possibility of Van being the final girl. I mean she had terminal cancer so obviously that’s crazy. But is it? In the Wilderness we don’t see people die from sickness, they die at the hands of each other. With Jackie it was never about the hypothermia, she could have decided at any moment to go inside, but she didn’t. Javi also froze and drowned, but it was because they let him

[deathtulips]

nyra appreciation post cause uhh I said so!

[solo-wing-alex]

Looking through Seam reviews for Skullgirls and, uh...

Yeah

[guessimdumb]

Ronnie Wood - Big Bayou (1975)

Good time, swampy rock n’ roll with lots of slide guitar. Does this sound like the Faces?  Yes, and not coincidentally, they played this Gib Guilbeau tune on their 1975 tour before breaking up. 

[effulgent-girl]

It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[rebouks]

Your posts are amazing! 💓 May I know more about Ivan?

WAAAHH TY!! 💙 I'd loove to tell you more about Ivan! 🥺

Cute (obviously, hah!)

He's 30 now ◉_◉

Grew up in Del Sol with his dad.. they didn't have the best relationship unfortunately! He was pretty hard on him, drank too much, and he was a very emotionally unavailable man ;-;

Super tactile, has no sense of personal space

Briefly trained to be an engineer in the Navy

Loves DIY

A picky eater, but his favourite food is pizza 🍕

He can't cook for shit, I doubt he could even boil an egg

Hits the gym everyday

Hates competition.. mostly because he's such a sore loser

Speaking of, Ivan has a terrible temper 😬

Doesn't take criticism well either

Drinks too much coffee

He's bisexual - though he only just admitted this to himself (kind of aha.. it's a whole thing 🙈 he's PROCESSING)

Knows his way around engines and the like!

Oh, and here's a fun pic of his ID from school.. ehehe

[likahble]

king fell asleep on hunter and hunter didn’t want to wake him up by moving

[mirdaniaa]

I’m so used to giving and now I get to receive

[deviouslittlecreature]

I went to Walmart today and decided to check out their costumes since I haven't been there since the end of September

I just wanna ask the person who made this:

What went through your head making the costume that fucking ugly

[arachine]

this is a queued post so u won’t be seeing this until it’s posted (i’ll be offline) but i’m gonna get around to my step!bro tey asks today bc suddenly there’s a dark content renaissance and i have to make my formal reappearance in the avatar scene 🗣️