#November 15th 2023

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was asked by a showrunner to tell them how they could improve their failing cartoon, so I told them, and then they sent an old lady with a gun in her handbag to my house to kill me because they didn’t like what I had to say.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Na-tit-tional Treasure

I woke up, shirtless, and realized I had no more tits. No top surgery scars either, just pecs. There was an extremely detailed, large tattoo of Nicolas Cage on my left mantit. It was vivid and terrifying.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Dwayne Johnson keeps showing up in my dreams. I’m just having a dream, look at my neighbor’s house. Dwayne Johnson is my neighbor. I am with friends in the dream. Look who showed up, it’s Dwayne Johnson. But in the latest dream he was in, he beat me up for no reason. I fear he is growing stronger and I am already powerless to stop him.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My family and I were just going about our day as usual, when I suddenly realized it was a dream and started laughing. My aunt asked me why I was laughing and I said I’d tell her later, but woke up before I could.