#Not going in ANY tag

[princescar]

TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE GENSHIN CROSSOVER.

...with the understanding that I'm still in the first area and have no idea what half of this means which is an excuse to go into as much excessive detail as you want. 😉

Everyone is still talented but also now has a Vision (except Hajime, fucking dweeb). I can't really talk about all characters bc this will be WAY too long, so here's your girls.

Kyoko

Background; Kyoko is a native Fontainian, and continues her work in her home nation. She is one of the best detectives and is heavily sought after in a nation where you are often put on trial. Even though she is NOT a lawyer and has stated so to nearly every individual in Fontaine, she always ends up as a prosecutor or defense attorney. She is not pleased (the pay is good though).

She had gained her Electro vision shortly after the death of her partner, one day appearing in her scarred hands.

Meta; 5* Electro Sub-Dps. Bow user, normal attacks and charge attacks are bow defaults. Skill allows her to switch her bow for a rifle, preforming 4 rounds of Electro charged bullets through snipes. Burst allows for her to release an Electro AOE that confuse and stuns enemies, a Smoke Screen. Ousia Alignment. Extra Talents allows for an increase in sped during nighttime.

Mikan

Background; Mikan was born and raised in Fontaine, but is often traveling around Teyvat and is rarely in one place for a long time. She heavily dislikes her family and tries to stay out of Fontaine for as long as she can. She is primarily hired by high profile officials if they are injured or sick, but she will help the less fortunate for no charge. She both likes not staying in one place because she doesn't have to stay around cruel people for long and she gets to see all the beautiful places in Teyvat but she also dislikes it due to not being able to form relationships. She is often used as a mailman for Mahiru and Hyoko. Her favorite nation to visit is Snezhnaya.

She gained her Hydro vision after she first patched someone up, she cried for 3 straight days afterwards.

Meta; 5* Hydro Healer. Claymore user, normal attacks and charged attacks are default, however her animations are her nearly tripping over it or almost falling. Skill allows her to revive one fallen character every 3 minutes. Burst will provide a massive amount of healing to the entire team including herself. Pneuma Alignment. Extra Talent gives food 15% more healing effects.

Monaca

Background; Monaca is Fontainian, born from a very poor mother who lived in the sewers of Fontaine and later lived with her father, one of the leading manufacturers for Mechas. She has always been fascinated by the tech in Fontaine, desperate to get ahold of anything she can. She loves to take things apart and put them back together again.

She found her Dendro vision inside of the first robot she ever built, pissed it wasn't Pyro like her Big Sis Junko's.

Meta; still under work, definitely will mirror Junko's though.

[pigswithwings]

the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[overlymetaromantic]

Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

[verocitea]

Behold, the truth.

[lesbiandardevil]

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[gerrykeay]

[u3pxx]

brain empty skills doodling WAHOO

[badolmen]

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[toyducks]

made my own prefall/angel lucifer design

[littlefankingdom]

Bruce Wayne is canonically a very handsome man (he is called a "pretty boy" and he is in his 40s, for fuck's sake), and he is pretty famous as a rich philanthropist who doesn't want to leave his awful cursed crime infested city. So, there must be a ton of people thirsting over him on the internet. Fancams, edits, fanfics and imagines ("kidnapped with Bruce Wayne 😍 by a Gotham rogue"), the whole charade!

And anytime one of the batkids stumbles on a thirst post, they have the most dramatic disgusted reaction, loudly gagging, before sending the link to the batkids chat, because if they must suffer, then they should all suffer. Clicking on a link in this groupchat is like playing russian roulette, and getting rickrolled is a good ending.

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[awetfrog]

they're like ibuprofen to me

[grimfantas]

10 years in the future for Nanako-chan

[lucabyte]

On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.

Bonus:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The musical episode.

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