#Not a Request

[endosys-culture-is]

not a sub because we still don’t have any but I looked at r/systemscringe to check if they found me yet and this is just funny (TW systemscringe)

-The ICD-11

[tempvstas]

"You were a wonderful experience."

Trey, DEUCE, Jack, Jade, Floyd, KALIM, Rook, Epel, LILIA, Silver

"You were....everything."

Riddle, CATER, Ace, LEONA, Ruggie, AZUL, Jamil, Vil, IDIA, MALLEUS, Sebek

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EmuNene as princesses who fall in love and decide to run away and be lesbian knights together.

[fanged-fanfics]

☆ The Red Prince and His Bull Behaviors — Red Son x GN Reader ☆

Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

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ᯓᡣ𐭩 Red Son never really mentioned the bull instincts he got from his father. He didn't like being associated with a common animal, especially not by people he wanted to respect him. And, as much as he denied it, he valued your respect very highly

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He was more than a little embarrassed the first time he let something slip. A chuff of irritation or accidentally dragging his shoe against the ground when especially annoyed. He tried to brush off these things immediately, denying it all with all his infernal heart

ᯓᡣ𐭩 You can't help but find it a little amusing how the Prince is so concerned with his image that he'll huff and growl and argue all he can to deny ever doing something animalistic, even if it's just his natural DNA

ᯓᡣ𐭩 You let it slip at some point that you found the behavior rather cute, and though Red Son still acted like he had no idea what you were talking about, he slowly let his instincts take over more naturally with you

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He'd get a little bit of pride when explaining his traits to you over time. Seeing you have such awe in his demonically bovine features made him feel like he was having a chance to show off a little to you, which is something he'd always take the chance to do

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He gets a little upset if you poke fun at them, it's an easy way to make him sour at you for at least a good few hours

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He trails around after you quite a lot, always keeping track of your scent and cues to your behavior. He'd nestle in next to you, sitting beside you at all times to ensure your safety and comfort. While maybe a little odd, he was simply trying to replicate how his father taught him to court

ᯓᡣ𐭩 One time you jokingly asked if this meant you should get him some flowers to eat and he got so dramatically offended that he refused to talk to you for at least an hour (he eventually came in and crawled back into snuggles with you. Though he declared that he was still upset, he missed your presence more)

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[littlekittyboards]

Simon Henriksson (Cry of Fear) Stimboard with themes of abandoned places for a sysmate of ours!

[profiction-edits]

You’re invited to the…

PROFIC PARTY!

I made a list of prompts to use across two weeks. You can do moodboards, stimboards, icons, banners, writing, art, or any other creative thing! For ships, feel free to use ships from any fandom or selfships! You can skip days, do multiple things for one day, or anything else that you’d prefer. Tag your works with #profic party, and/or @ me, and I’ll reblog it here!

WEEK ONE:

Day 1: Your OTP.

Day 2: Your favorite character(s).

Day 3: Your most problematic ship.

Day 4: A rarepair that you like (or a selfship that you don’t talk about often).

Day 5: A crossover ship (or a crossover of two things that you love).

Day 6: A poly ship.

Day 7: A character that you like from media that you aren’t otherwise interested in.

WEEK TWO:

Day 8: Any character or ship, themed after your favorite season.

Day 9: A character or ship from media that you loved as a child.

Day 10: A platonic ship.

Day 11: A character or ship that exemplifies your favorite trope.

Day 12: A headcanon that is basically canon in your mind.

Day 13: Any character or ship at their ideal party.

Day 14: Free day! Make whatever your heart desires.

[shippingforpros-homestuckedition]

MORE ship art while I wait for reqs :3

[thecutestgrotto]

Orange Hearts

[un-father]

Good girls sneak a few sexy pics at work and send them to Daddy

[tempvstas]

Your hand in my hand~

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"I could never choose to love another."

RIDDLE, Ace, DEUCE, Ruggie, Jack, AZUL, Floyd, KALIM, ROOK, Epel, MALLEUS, LILIA, Sebek

"Maybe one day I could learn to love you too."

CATER, Trey, LEONA, Jade, JAMIL, Vil, IDIA, Silver

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[putting-stanley-in-places]

The Stanleys Parable.

Look at the six of them. Stanleys don't usually coming packs.

[fanged-fanfics]

☆ A Human's Sparkling — Starscream x Human!GN Reader ☆

Genre: Fluff || they/them pronouns for reader || No warnings needed

A/N: Yes I'm aware this is obviously indulgent but I think about this a lot so SHHH LEMME HAVE THIS. Also, please note that all my Transformers works will have a mishmash of continuity. I try my best to not write plotholes, but at the end of the day they're a mashup of various bits of lore not tied to one specific adaptation

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ᯓᡣ𐭩 Having a relationship with Starscream definitely had its ups and downs. To call it a slow burn would be putting it nicely- it was more like a very very VERY slow burn. Especially because you were human. When he came across you by chance on a mission, he never knew how important you'd be to him. It was a looong time of denial and second-guessing before he finally mustered up the courage to be honest for once

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Things went better than he'd ever expected. Though working through years of trauma and built up unhealthy defense mechanisms, he worked with you and let himself be loved for once. Still, he felt like he had a long way to go. The idea of siring kids didn't come to him for a very long time

ᯓᡣ𐭩 You'd brought it up first, and of course Starscream went into a long complaining tangent about how sparklings were hard to care for, irritating, and quite frankly could eat you both out of house and home. You tried to talk to him about it a bit more once or twice, but eventually you pulled back. If he wasn't ready, that was that. You were content to leave it there

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Until.. one day, after several months of doubt and consideration, he brought the idea back up to you. Now that the war was over, there were quite a few problems of orphaned sparklings. He'd already written off the idea of trying to have a sparkling with you the natural way— he still shuddered thinking about how it would look from that. But this was different. It was a way for him to try and give back to Cybertron like he'd been wanting, and for you to be happy as well. Once he reassured you fully that he did also genuinely want a sparkling now, you two set out to the Space Bridge together

ᯓᡣ𐭩 As was expected, having a sparkling caused a whole new well of problems. Mainly, Starscream had no idea how to be a sire. He didn't exactly have fond memories of his carrier, either. He struggled with realizing that this new sparkling was going to now take up all of his time. You were worried then. You had no doubt that he was trying, but he definitely didn't hide his scowls very well

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Eventually though, you notice his behavior shift. His scowling, as you come to learn, is merely for show. Just an attempt for him to keep up his 'superior commander' look. In reality, he knew more about sparkling care than you thought. He knew how to calm the little one when they got fussy, how to feed and clean them, and you swore you caught him intentionally trying to make them laugh. He hated admitting it, but his actions made it clear. He was learning

ᯓᡣ𐭩 And, obviously, having a sparkling gave you some problems as well. The sparkling loved when you held them, but they were extremely heavy. They loved to crawl around and explore, but could easily break anything. A human home wasn't the typical environment for a little bot. But with Starscream there to aid you, you both managed to keep your eyes (and optics) on them

ᯓᡣ𐭩 Starscream is VERY particular about who gets to hold your sparkling. His Trine are the only bots he let's hold them, and even then it's only for barely five minutes and under full supervision. Primus forbid an Autobot get anywhere near them. His wings will flare out and point up defensively, low growling leaving his voicebox as he presses the sparkling to his chassis, glaring heated daggers

ᯓᡣ𐭩 You're the exception to all his particularness. His protective nature and defensive sneers are aimed towards other bots, but with you, he merely watches as you engage with your little bot. Seeing you two bonding makes his spark finally feel at rest, if only for a moment

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He nitpicks everything pertaining to them. How to hold them, feed them, talk to them, what toys to give them, everything. He's very much a hovering type

ᯓᡣ𐭩 He'll take a while to admit it, but sometimes his spark lurches in a painful way when thinking about how he used to be. Back when he was at his height of power. He doesn't want your sparkling to ever see that side of him, but he almost backs himself into a state of fear mulling over it. Everything he's had to endure... it'll never happen to you, or your sparkling. Not even a tenth of it. He knew from the moment they reached a tiny servo towards his own— he'd rather do it all again than have them feel what he did

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[morbiderotica]

─ ★ just thinking about you and bsf!light having a casual hook up thing going on. study sessions turn into him bending you over his desk, fucking you dumb with his cock while you try to be quieter than a mouse because his entire family is downstairs. or when you stay the night and light offers to let you sleep in his bed with him and just when he's sure everyone's asleep he'll press his chest against your back. sliding his hand into your panties. or when light is too busy doing homework so you sit on his lap and kiss and bite his neck until he finally gives in. undoing his tie and wrapping it around your wrists.