#theslap

[the-slap-updates]

[brainyxbat]

Zoro: I’m going to give Sanji noogies.

Sanji: Don’t be a child.

Zoro: If you don’t know what noogies are, it’s when you grab the person’s head, and then you rub your knuckles on it.

Sanji: I will call the Marines if you give me noogies.

Zoro: You ready?

Sanji: *snickering* Don’t.

Zoro: 3… 2…

Sanji: Zoro, don’t!

Zoro: 1! *starts giving Sanji noogies*

Sanji: No, no! Stop! I will call the Marines! Stop!

Zoro: Oh, it’s great! Oh, it’s fantastic!

Sanji: Do you want me to bite you?! Do you want me to bite you?! I will bite you!

Zoro: Noogie, noogie!

Sanji: Stop! You have sharp knuckles!

Zoro: Oh, your hair is so soft!

Sanji: You have sharp knuckles! Please stop! Please stop! I will call the Marines! I’m going to call the Marines! Mature people don’t do this!

Zoro: Happy Birthday! No charge!

Sanji: Stohop! Oh my God, Zoro!

Zoro: If you resist, it only makes it worse! It only makes it worse!

[wzlora]

aqui dando de 10 a 0 pro twitter sendo um the slap mesmo

[diallokenyatta]

Chris Rock been C00Ňin for decades but it took him beefing with another Rich couple for the masses to call him out, his disrespect it wasn't an issue when he was dissing the Poor Black Masses.🦝 Our lack of Class Conciousness & Class Solidarity is debilitating & erosive to BlacK Unity & Progress.🎩 #ClassCon #TheSlap #SelectiveOutrage #ClassWar #ClassSolidarity #WillAndJada #ChrisRock #BLKPWR (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp0pCUIOYXe/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[jadewithsciss]

THESLAP.COM UPDATE

@ScissorLuv: Am I the only one who actually gives a shit about her grades?? Feeling: Studious 📚

[tylerpa]

Tori Vega

Hey Tori it's me Tyler Parker 254-652-7386 text me

[tneslap]

thesalp

[victorious-incorrect-quotes]

FEELING: EXCITED 😵

[funnzipper]

Just checked Twitter. I feel like I need to shower.

Feeling: 🤢DISGUSTED

[wrongeyedboy]

I wanna tell youuu something that you already knowwwww

Something that you heard beforeeeeee

[the-slap-updates]

[tgow1992]

my name is Thomas Gow going to see tori and Jade and cat going to Victorious

I think we all learned a lesson today. Don’t EVER try to get a real job. Thanks Tori!

[brainyxbat]

(Sanji, Luffy, and Usopp are sitting on the couch together, respectively, with Venus' phone filming)

Sanji: We all in?

Venus: No, move closer together.

Luffy: Hi!

Venus: Move closer together.

Sanji: We're moving.

Luffy: Okay! 😁

Usopp: Is my strap twisted?

Sanji: No.

Venus: Okay, scooch over. Let me in. *sits between Luffy and Usopp*

Usopp: *immediately wraps an arm around her shoulders*

Venus: Alright, we've been training all night, and it is now...

Sanji: Almost 1:30.

Usopp: In the morning.

Luffy: Good morning!

Venus: So, since we're all really, really tired of training, we thought that we'd all...

Luffy: *his chin rests on Sanji's shoulder*

Usopp: Do makeovers?

Venus: No. We're gonna prank call Jimbei!

Sanji: Yes!

Usopp: That's the plan!

Luffy: We're gonna prank call Jimbei!

Venus: *yawns* But first... a special message.

Venus: It's wrong to prank call people.

Sanji: It really is.

Usopp: So wrong.

Luffy: Hiiiii.

Venus: So never ever prank call anyone...

Sanji: ... without your parents' permission.

Venus: And if your parents do give you permission to prank call someone...

Usopp: ... you have really bad parents.

Luffy: Does anyone have meat?

Sanji: Shhhh.

Venus: So, seriously... never prank call anyone.

All: Never.

Sanji: *gets his Transponder Snail* Dialing Jimbei.

Transponder Snail: Petta-petta-petta-petta

Venus: Put it on speaker.

Sanji: I know what to do.

Usopp: Shh-shh-shh!

Transponder Snail: Petta-petta-petta-petta

Jimbei: (scratchy voice) Hello? *clears his throat* Hello?

Venus: Um... *talks with a silly accent* Hello, can I help you?

Jimbei: Who is this?

Venus:

Venus: (smoker voice) It's mustard.

Boys: 🤭🤭🤭

Jimbei: Who? Mother?

Venus: (smoker voice) No, no, I'm Mother. I'm not Mother, I'm mustard, I'm a mother, except I'm... mustard.

Jimbei: Look, it's 1:30 in the morning.

Usopp: Congratulations, you've won a new foot!

Luffy: 🤭

Jimbei: I-I'm sorry, what?

Sanji: (Australian accent) Sorry old boy, allow me to clarify. The phone call began with a message from mustard, but then it seems you've won some sort of contest, where the grand prize is a fresh new foot. So congratulations Ms. Mustard, you're the proud new father of a bouncing, baby kangaroo.

Venus: L'chaim!

All: L'chaim!

Jimbei: I, I think maybe you have the wrong number.

Luffy: (deep voice) We don't have the wrong number, mister. You do.

Jimbei: Who are you?

Luffy: It's Luffy! 😄

Sanji/Venus/Usopp: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

Luffy: And-and Sanji, and Venus, and Usopp! Yeah!

Sanji/Usopp: *walk away*

Venus: Seriously.

Sanji: Really?

Venus: *walks away*

Luffy: *stays in his spot* They left.

[h0ll0wme]

Tori's 👋TheSlap update:

Why does my gf bite me so much?

FEELING: Nervous😯

[prohaloplayer]

motherfuckers will migrate from twitter to made up social media sites with names like threads or spill or theslap or shitfromaButt before they just make a tumblr account

[jadewithsciss]

I like to read. Get over it. Feeling: bookish 📚