#theslap

[the-slap-updates]

[zenoliaa]

😝🤭

[brainyxbat]

Zoro: I’m going to give Sanji noogies.

Sanji: Don’t be a child.

Zoro: If you don’t know what noogies are, it’s when you grab the person’s head, and then you rub your knuckles on it.

Sanji: I will call the Marines if you give me noogies.

Zoro: You ready?

Sanji: *snickering* Don’t.

Zoro: 3… 2…

Sanji: Zoro, don’t!

Zoro: 1! *starts giving Sanji noogies*

Sanji: No, no! Stop! I will call the Marines! Stop!

Zoro: Oh, it’s great! Oh, it’s fantastic!

Sanji: Do you want me to bite you?! Do you want me to bite you?! I will bite you!

Zoro: Noogie, noogie!

Sanji: Stop! You have sharp knuckles!

Zoro: Oh, your hair is so soft!

Sanji: You have sharp knuckles! Please stop! Please stop! I will call the Marines! I’m going to call the Marines! Mature people don’t do this!

Zoro: Happy Birthday! No charge!

Sanji: Stohop! Oh my God, Zoro!

Zoro: If you resist, it only makes it worse! It only makes it worse!

[wzlora]

aqui dando de 10 a 0 pro twitter sendo um the slap mesmo

[jadewithsciss]

THESLAP.COM UPDATE

@ScissorLuv: Am I the only one who actually gives a shit about her grades?? Feeling: Studious 📚

[glitteryprincetyphoon]

I just had sex with a girl

[examinergirl]

Didn't had net all day. Finally got

[tneslap]

thesalp

[victorious-incorrect-quotes]

FEELING: EXCITED 😵

[funnzipper]

Just checked Twitter. I feel like I need to shower.

Feeling: 🤢DISGUSTED

[the-slap-updates]

[wrongeyedboy]

I wanna tell youuu something that you already knowwwww

Something that you heard beforeeeeee

[tgow1992]

my name is Thomas Gow going to see tori and Jade and cat going to Victorious

I think we all learned a lesson today. Don’t EVER try to get a real job. Thanks Tori!

[brainyxbat]

(Sanji, Luffy, and Usopp are sitting on the couch together, respectively, with Venus' phone filming)

Sanji: We all in?

Venus: No, move closer together.

Luffy: Hi!

Venus: Move closer together.

Sanji: We're moving.

Luffy: Okay! 😁

Usopp: Is my strap twisted?

Sanji: No.

Venus: Okay, scooch over. Let me in. *sits between Luffy and Usopp*

Usopp: *immediately wraps an arm around her shoulders*

Venus: Alright, we've been training all night, and it is now...

Sanji: Almost 1:30.

Usopp: In the morning.

Luffy: Good morning!

Venus: So, since we're all really, really tired of training, we thought that we'd all...

Luffy: *his chin rests on Sanji's shoulder*

Usopp: Do makeovers?

Venus: No. We're gonna prank call Jimbei!

Sanji: Yes!

Usopp: That's the plan!

Luffy: We're gonna prank call Jimbei!

Venus: *yawns* But first... a special message.

Venus: It's wrong to prank call people.

Sanji: It really is.

Usopp: So wrong.

Luffy: Hiiiii.

Venus: So never ever prank call anyone...

Sanji: ... without your parents' permission.

Venus: And if your parents do give you permission to prank call someone...

Usopp: ... you have really bad parents.

Luffy: Does anyone have meat?

Sanji: Shhhh.

Venus: So, seriously... never prank call anyone.

All: Never.

Sanji: *gets his Transponder Snail* Dialing Jimbei.

Transponder Snail: Petta-petta-petta-petta

Venus: Put it on speaker.

Sanji: I know what to do.

Usopp: Shh-shh-shh!

Transponder Snail: Petta-petta-petta-petta

Jimbei: (scratchy voice) Hello? *clears his throat* Hello?

Venus: Um... *talks with a silly accent* Hello, can I help you?

Jimbei: Who is this?

Venus:

Venus: (smoker voice) It's mustard.

Boys: 🤭🤭🤭

Jimbei: Who? Mother?

Venus: (smoker voice) No, no, I'm Mother. I'm not Mother, I'm mustard, I'm a mother, except I'm... mustard.

Jimbei: Look, it's 1:30 in the morning.

Usopp: Congratulations, you've won a new foot!

Luffy: 🤭

Jimbei: I-I'm sorry, what?

Sanji: (Australian accent) Sorry old boy, allow me to clarify. The phone call began with a message from mustard, but then it seems you've won some sort of contest, where the grand prize is a fresh new foot. So congratulations Ms. Mustard, you're the proud new father of a bouncing, baby kangaroo.

Venus: L'chaim!

All: L'chaim!

Jimbei: I, I think maybe you have the wrong number.

Luffy: (deep voice) We don't have the wrong number, mister. You do.

Jimbei: Who are you?

Luffy: It's Luffy! 😄

Sanji/Venus/Usopp: 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

Luffy: And-and Sanji, and Venus, and Usopp! Yeah!

Sanji/Usopp: *walk away*

Venus: Seriously.

Sanji: Really?

Venus: *walks away*

Luffy: *stays in his spot* They left.

[h0ll0wme]

Tori's 👋TheSlap update:

Why does my gf bite me so much?

FEELING: Nervous😯

[jadewithsciss]

I like to read. Get over it. Feeling: bookish 📚