#Nordics 5

[birdie-sloth]

Neko Sweden balls 😭

More silly Nordic catto redraws (´・ω・｀)

Originals under cut!

Also

[zunra2]

edit: TARS update

edit 2: so there’s been a thread getting popular on Twitter I assume of a very similar concept and just to avoid confusion: I did not make that thread! And I have no relation to whoever did. Just to clarify 👍

[i-love-crabs]

It supposed to be an art for Tino's birthday, but I didn't have time to finish it in time. Let's pretend it's still december 6 🫡

[ifindus]

Summer Olympics 2024!!

Norway is just waiting to crush everyone at the next winter olympics...

[noctupede]

The manga says that Finland cuts Iceland's hair ૮(˶╥︿╥)ა Now I'm just imagining tino giving Emil his first haircut, because Emil said he wants his hair just like his big brother's....

rather quick drawing but i thought this was so cute, tiny emil..

bro is puffin sized

[butt-wizard]

Smiling Nordics idk, I madw this back in july and lost the original files for the drawing in my old phone so I had ro screenshot it via my instagram 😭 its goldencrested_lovearrow if you guys wanna swe more of my shenanigans

[masterhallmark]

Credit for discovery: @misscloudiedays

So a lot of people are confused as to how Epic Mickey Rebrushed meaning Disney probably isn't getting profits works, so let me explain real quick:

What's the Sitch?

If you go to the Steam Page, Disney is not publishing EM Rebrushed themselves like they did with the original EM games, another company ,THQ Nordic, whom Disney does not own is.

This likely means they sold the licensing rights to that company rather than accepting profit cuts.

How this works

Copyright holders often do this if they think the product would make less profits than what they sold the licensing rights for. For example, this happened with the author of the Witcher books, who thought the games would flop and sold the licensing rights instead of accepting a percentage of the profits. He later acted like the victim when the games actually ended up being wildly successful. This also happened to the writer of the American Pokemon Theme Song, who didn't know the Pokemon franchise was going to go on for decades and remain popular, though he was more chill about it and worked something out.

Basically, Disney likely had so little faith in the game, they chose to sell instead of accept profits, which would mean whether you buy or pirate the game wouldn't affect them, since they would have already gotten the agreed upon amount, and they'd probably piss themselves if the profits Purple Lamp gets is more than what they sold it for.

Would they actually do that?

For anyone who questions if Disney would really be dumb enough to do this, REMEMBER THIS IS THE COMPANY WHO:

SHUT DOWN AND ENTIRE VIDEO GAME DEVELOPMENT COMPANY JUST BECAUSE EPIC MICKEY 2 DIDN'T MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS EPIC MICKEY 1

THOUGHT PEOPLE WOULD ABANDON CONSOLE GAMING IN FAVOR OF MOBILE GAMING

THOUGHT KINGDOM HEARTS COULDN'T POSSIBLY HAVE SEQUELS

HAD A CEO WHO THOUGHT ADULTS DON'T ENJOY CARTOONS

AND THE MOST RECENT BLUNDER OF ALL, THOUGHT DISNEY FANS WOULD PREFER A LUMA KNOCKOFF OVER STARBOY IN WISH, BECAUSE THEY WANTED A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE

Yeah, I think they're that dumb.

Bottom Line

For those participating in the Disney boycott, it is probably safe to get the game, and will not be a breach of your boycott. Buying the game would instead show support to those who actually care about the game while not benefitting the company that abandoned it.

That being said, this is not guaranteed to be completely correct. Keep an eye on things as it develops, and make your own decisions on the matter.

[starringshots]

i hate that hetalia is such a taboo topic to talk about because i am so utterly insane over sufin again im losing it pls send me fic recs or just, any fics about the nordic 5 (plus sealand)

im so normal about sufin being peters parents. so so normal (lying)

[yawujin]

please please please!!!

part 2 of the virgen reader with the nordics! <3

you asked and now you shall receive 🪄 ₊˚⊹ ✧ ˚⋆

hetalia nordics | first time 💭 . ★⋆. ࿐࿔

type • smut , nsfw content , they/you pronouns used , first time trope

author's note* you can read part one here! ︎₊˚⊹ ✧

denmark/matthias køhler ♥︎

he's very touchy with his partner as he gets them to slowly relax during sex. he intertwines their hands with his own, giving them a quick little smile to get it across to them that they're doing just fine. he's usually pretty loud, so it's new to see denmark being so quiet. in reality, he just wants to enjoy the moment, only speaking to give them words of affirmation. internally, he's so excited, horny, and ready to go at it with them....'patience, matthias, patience...'

norway/lukas bondevik ♥︎

he's right next to them, breathing on their neck while giving them wet, short kisses down their throat onto their collarbones. he asks if they're ready yet, and it's all good if they are not. "take as long as you need..." he speaks into the crook of their neck. his body heat is making them feel dizzy. "just let me know when you want it." norway's a very patient man, but he would love nothing more in this moment to make his partner take all of him. it's taking every fiber of his being to not start grinding himself on his partner's body rn

sweden/björn oxenstierna ♥︎

as much as he would love to just manhandle tf out of his partner, he allows them to adjust themselves onto him as they need to. it's their first time , and he doesn't want to be overbearing in any way. the most he does is stroke their hair, caress their face and plant a few kisses on their nose, forehead, and cheeks. if they're feeling insecure about how they look or about what noises they make, if any, he'll just tell them to let it all out. "d'you want me to continue?" very polite indeed...or at least for now. enjoy it while you can! ;p

iceland/emil steilsson ♥︎

he shows them where to put their hands, softly holding them and placing them on himself, on his shoulders. "just stay there, okay? i'll do the rest..." he goes into kiss them, which soon becomes a makeout session. when you two pull away from each other, he's breathing hard and pressing himself against you. "can i?" with their consent, now it's his turn to put his hands on them. his hand slips in between their thighs, spreading them just a little bit wider. his heart is poundinggg and he can't wait to get to the part where the two of you are less anxious and significantly more desperate.

finland/timo väinämöinen ♥︎

treats them so very delicately, but he looks so ready to just devour them. he's holding back a lot. he fluctuates between kissing their neck, chest and ear area and their face. and although he really does love kissing his partner's cute face, he's doing it so much now to keep himself busy, reminding himself that they might not be ready to take him just yet. when they are though, he makes sure they feel so good. "waiting for them was so worth it" <3

[qhimberly]

Welcome to the Nordic Districts. Are you ready?

[nordic-italian-german]

Nordic 5 return! 💙

[ladybrainrot]

finally….i have collected them all…

[callofchimera]

Recent Hetalia merch acquisitions!

I wanted some Nordic 5 merch since I have so little of it, I got a postcard for my wall and some keychains for my ita bag!

I also got some postcards from the new camping release because the way the characters are dressed just amuses me to no end. Especially Germany, who looks just so proud to be grilling sausages lmao

And finally, I also got a set of 3 summer themed axis keychains. Because again, just look at how cute Germany is carrying all those beers. And Italy in his pool float. I can't, they're just too adorable 💕

[i-love-crabs]

Sup guys, here's the queen <3

I can't describe how much I love nyo nordics and nordics in general, I'm gonna cry,,,

[tolyys]

WOOHOO i get to share my big project that i mentioned in my sketch post last august!

this is my piece for @hws-anthology !! there's a link on the blog if you wanna check it out- it's free to read and so many incredible writers and artists contributed! it's genuinely an honor to have been in the anthology with them 💕

[aphfroghat]

nordic 5 headcanons but they get silly

- sometimes Denmark and Iceland get together and plan on trapping Norway in cuddles. It works best in the morning.

- out of all the nordics, Iceland speaks the best english (i fear this might be canon)

- denmark wakes up super early and goes to sleep super early

- denmark, iceland and finland have a decent sleep schedule (sweden is an artist and norway has insomnia)

- norway collects stress balls

- believe it or not norway is a responsible drinker

- iceland and denmark have asthma

- they have awesome movie nights at different houses and the host gets to choose the movie

- iceland once gifted norway a nintendo switch. He's obsessed with animal crossing now, plus he got just dance (any year) premium he brings to each nordic party/casual meeting so they can compete (sweden wins every time and that makes norway sour).

- this

- iceland does the cooking by the book

- norway does not do the cooking by the book

- sweden, denmark, norway and finland are "gay, abortion, slut and big dick" respectively

- sweden, finland and iceland have a uncle/uncle/nephew relationship

- FINLAND'S EYES ARE BROWN RAHH