#Noobs/j

[l0ves1te]

૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡PARU PARU PARFAIT!~ ♥

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I still love crk dw guys

[xuxudio]

the voices won

[frances525]

chapter 3 spoiler ahead grahh

go play if you havent 😀

i've already beaten chapter 3 since like, a day ago or two and i still cant get over the NPC dialogues especially at the manor

like we got a few NPCs that noticed how depressed we are

then we got NPC dialogues that make me shed tears and scream in anguish like the Blackrock guard having no idea what he wants to do next since the king is dead and Terry talking about Jerry (i cried)

Jerry also made me cry ueueueueuee

although not some dialogue, i wanna mention the picture frame of Erik Cassel and Builderman on Terry's room which is genuinely very sweet for the devs to add but i'm curious if we will ever get to see Erik in Block Tales knowing that he and Builderman were both founders of Roblox and who knows? he might play an important role about Builderman y'know,,,,,

foreshadowing? maybe,,,,

anyways can't wait to get more angst in chapter 4!! hooray!!!

also additional Boss Fighting Stages reference this is so peak

[dybalassunshine]

No, because wtf?

Ramos went from "MF I'll kill you" to "Did you hear what they did, bestie?"

[rakshasmoke]

I dunno how tumblr works

[glueser]

Does anyone have advice for writing poob,,,,,,, ime working on something,,,,,,,

I think i should be more specific erm. Like their typing quirk. I need some advice on that. 👍

[athenashaw]

The sun rises in the East, and sets in the West

To the East, Ophiuchus, the healer, holds a snake. Above him, Libras scales lie.

To the west, the hydra snakes. Venus rises, first every night. Venus, also dubbed the Morningstar.

East to West. Healer to Judgement to Snake, accompanied by the morning star.

In the North, between the two extremes, on a field of their own, are Virgo and Bootes; a man and a woman.

And in the South?

Why, to the south lies Alpha Centauri.

[mini-leafster]

pinior that is NOT a car

>IT'S A CAR, DIMWIT.

[beatheprincess]

New Aesthetic Unlocked🔓

I started to express my gyaru side last year but not so much now (I've always been into j fashion tho) but hime gyaru has always peaked my interest and I wanna stubbly get into and try it out ^.^ I feel like it would suit me💗💗🥺 I wouldn't mind taking suggestions as a beginner ♡☆♡☆♡☆

[boomstab-papa]

Thank you comments for linking the full remix, I NEEDED this

[queenendless]

💀🎃👻Spooky Greetings👻🎃💀

A/n: This literally came to mind when I saw something similar in the actual game event. First time posting twst content here. This may get a sequel. Gonna try to post variety spooky content here cause HAPPY OCTOBER YALL!

SPOILERS for the new Halloween game event going on, somewhat. Also, a bit of Skully x fem!reader and implied fem!reader x the twst bois shown/tagged down below. Short Harem drama, kinda. Not much. But I think it ain't half bad.

*DON'T STEAL, COPY, EDIT, REPOST AND TRANSLATE MY FANFIC WORK. REBLOG, LIKE, FOLLOW PLS N THNX.*

“Hello, my lovely~”

The moment this new strapping figure — “Skully J. Graves at your service~” — appeared holding you in his arms as you awoke, you were awestruck at the spooky strapping young man.

After introducing all of yourselves, watching him kiss the hand of your schoolmates was amusing; seeing their appalled expressions. Guessing they don't get that brand of greeting often, huh?

Him kissing Grim's cheek had his fur stand on end to your delight.

And yet?

The moment he took your hand — only to pull you in and kiss you smack dab on the lips?

You felt the fires of envy and hate turn ablaze as the various pairs of eyes glowed outrageously.

Many hands, gloved or not, snatched him off you.

And all hell broke loose.

“Get your grubby hands off my beloved, you cretin!” Riddle turned red even his paled up Gothic aesthetic; Trey holding the struggling boy back in his arms.

“He means MY herbivore, skeletal bastard.” Leona growled in Skully’s face as he grabbed his collar.

“On the contrary, MY angel isn't up for auction when it comes to kisses from mere worms.” Azul's irked smile gave off unpleasantness.

“Oho? That doesn't seem to be the case, surely.” Jade jested to his boss's ire.

“MY jewel’s already doing so, octo pimp. That goes for you too, street rat.” Jamil hissed them both back and forth.

“Have you no manners of consent, you mongrel? Besides, my darling Y/n has better taste than you all. Me, for example.” Vil flaunted in the others irked faces; Epel looked just about done at this point.

“Don't you dare take away my Otaku goddess, you noob!” Idia gripped dramatically to the others nuisance. 

“How dare you lay a finger on my beloved human.” Malleus spoke doom.

The air around them crackled with literal lightning as emerald flames had his hands full.

“My future Queen … prepare yourself … FOR HELL.”

“WAKA-SAMA!” Sebek switched to fanboy mode at his God's might.

“For once, we're on the same page.” Leona's smirk sent his way spoke volumes as he dropped Skully before the dragon prince.

“TSUNATARO, STAND DOWN! ALL OF YOU, PLEASE!” You got in the way to defend the new anime boy from the others' united wrath, especially Malleus's. “One kiss is not that big of a deal.”

You could hear a pin drop now as everyone, even Skully, viewed you as if you had two heads.

“Good grief. Ya sure you're not magical? Cause you're bewitching them into lovestruck fools. And you're not dating any of ‘em. God, you're an idiot.” Grim griped.

Leona, Jamil, and Sebek appeared as glowing eyed phantom monsters ready for the kill. “YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, FUR BALL!!!”

Yet Skully looked unperturbed, his charming toothed smile arised, as Grim got chased by three SSR dressed pissed off mages. “Oya oya … What a lively bunch, you all are. And all because I took a kiss from your sweet lips, lovely Y/n. But if you are single, then may I ask you out?”

“NO!!!” All the former overblot cases now turned bachelors for your token affections shouted in unison.

Trey, Jade and Epel and you hung your head in exasperation.

Ah, quite the Harem dilemma.

Halloween coated, no less.

[college-knockout]

1000 posts!

:0

[the-great-horse-cocktail]

fr tho where is itttttt

y’all….. i can’t believe it’s november 30th and we still don’t have sinsmas

[denserandom]

Why are you PINK.

🤨

(original idea by @ancientskewers)

Get robbed noob /j

[back-on-my-autistic-bullshit]

Parkciv Species Headcanons Results!

It's been a few days since I closed the google form to responses, and I've finally finished consolidating all the information into an easy to read format! The post gets a bit long and there a decent amount of images beyond this point so I've put in a read more, if this information interests you - look below :]

To anyone who hasn't done the form and wants to you can find it here. After posting this I reopened it to responses but unless it gets a lot more responses I probably won't post about this form again.

Oh and, before you read:

General Info

In total the form got 42 responses, including my own. Of these 42 responses, 35 answered every question in the first two sections. Six different characters were mentioned with a headacnon that I missed, but they were only mentioned once.

I made a pie chart for each question. If your answer was a joke answer (there was a few of those, they will get honourable mentions later on - because they were funny) or not able to be easily categorised/summarised they have been defined as "other".

Major Parkour Civilization Characters Charts

Note: the "+ 2 others on pkv's chart includes: species apathetic + other, I didn't realise the image cut them off whoopsies

Minor/Background Parkour Civilization Characters Charts

Missed Characters

The following characters and headcanons were manually entered:

Fire Pro - Alien

(Amethyst) Fighter Ally - Cat Hybrid

Purple Pro(/Sonic?) - Hedgehog (with two sets of ears)

The Old Woman from The Library - Humanoid but not neccesarily human (the exact phrasing used was: "same not-quite-human as the old man")

Ice Disc Challenge Gateway Fighter Guard - Golden Retriever

Ice Disc Challenge Fighter doing the Ice Disc Parkour - Black Cat

Trivia and Extra Info

Parkour Villian/Clownpierce is the character with the most different species, ranking in with 20 different options - excluding other - and this did make the spreadsheet hell to organise but I dug my own grave with that one

From a statistical perspective (because, yes, I did the math), Evbo's Noob Neighbour is the character with the most agreed upon species - that being Human. The opposite of Clownpierce and saviour of my only shred of sanity left/silly

Cookie God is the only character who doesn't have a single answer as human. (No it's not EMF or House Selling Master, they both had one answer as human sadly)

Seawatt is the only character with a two way draw between species as a final result. Those two species are Sphynx and Human - both having 10 votes or taking up ~23.8% of the pie chart. Sphynx is also my own personal headcanon that I've never actually seen anywhere else prior to this and was the only reason it's listed, so it's nice to see people agree :] even if it might be due to a bias as the option was listed and didn't have to be typed in shhhhhhh

Honourable Mentions to:

The person who said Seawatt is a vampire. You're the only one who is right, ever (/j)

The person who put The Evil Champion down as a rooster because they hate chickens. That got a laugh from me

Similarly, the person who said The Evil Champion's species is "white" and nothing else

Whoever said "cocklit chip" for Cookie God because haha cock. My humour is very mature

One answer for The Ice Legend being "son of frosty the snowman and elsa. no im not taking criticism at this time". Understandable, but how dare you not ship Elsa with Jack frost from Rise Of The Guardians (/j)

Whoever said Deepslate with no further explanation for The Neo Legend. I respect it but what does that MEAN/lh

The answer "gleep glorp :]" for House Selling Master. Gleep glorp :]

Whoever answered "Woman😱" for Ice Block Master. Your answer lives rent free in my head, Woman😱 indeed

[m00nbunny1]

Come to Regretevator! We have:

Alien cat thing (Gnarpy)

Average Lemon Demon listener (Bive)

Side splitting jokester (Split)

*sadly honks* (Pilby)

Lil gremlin (Pest)

Colorcoded (Unpleasent)

Cool robot ngl (Prototype)

PARTY WOOOOO LET'S GOOO!! 🎉🎉 (Party Noob)

Home Depot employee (Mannequin Mark)

FIVE NIGHTS AT REDDDYYYYY'SS (Reddy)

Most elusive lamp (Lampert)

J E R M B O (It's Jermbo)

The coolest bucket hat (Spud)

??? (Flesh Cousin)

C00l sk8ter b01 (Infected)

Mrow meow! (Dr.RETRO)

Nightmare Edgelord (Folly)

And so much more!